二次元英语vs现实英语！你绝对听不懂的英语考试【视试事】
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:02 | 欢迎收看我的新系列。 | |
| 0:04 | 是是是,看我考试。 | |
| 0:05 | Look, we've all taken English classes before, and let's be honest. | 听着 我们以前都上过英语课 说实话 |
| 0:09 | Are they really helpful? | 他们真的有用吗? |
| 0:10 | Can you go abroad without a problem if you get a good score on高考? | 你能去国外 没有问题 如果你得到一个好分QQ? |
| 0:13 | That's why today, I have an English quiz focused around real-life English, with a twist. | 这就是为什么今天,我有一个英语测验 专注于现实生活中的英语,有一个曲折。 |
| 0:18 | We're going to be listening to uniquely difficult-to-understand English accents and try to decipher what they're | 我们将会聆听独特的 难以理解的英语口音 并试图破译他们是什么 |
| 0:25 | trying to say. | 试图说。 |
| 0:26 | Feel free to follow along and take the quiz with me as well. | 随心所欲地跟着我 和我一起参加考试 |
| 0:29 | Let's get started. | 让我们开始吧。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 欢迎收看我的新系列。 | |
| 2 | 是是是,看我考试。 | |
| 3 | Look, we've all taken English classes before, and let's be honest. | 听着 我们以前都上过英语课 说实话 |
| 4 | Are they really helpful? | 他们真的有用吗? |
| 5 | Can you go abroad without a problem if you get a good score on高考? | 你能去国外 没有问题 如果你得到一个好分QQ? |
| 6 | That's why today, I have an English quiz focused around real-life English, with a twist. | 这就是为什么今天,我有一个英语测验 专注于现实生活中的英语,有一个曲折。 |
| 7 | We're going to be listening to uniquely difficult-to-understand English accents and try to decipher what they're | 我们将会聆听独特的 难以理解的英语口音 并试图破译他们是什么 |
| 8 | trying to say. | 试图说。 |
| 9 | Feel free to follow along and take the quiz with me as well. | 随心所欲地跟着我 和我一起参加考试 |
| 10 | Let's get started. | 让我们开始吧。 |
| 11 | Therefore, please allow us to copy the American team's data. | 因此,请让我们 复制美国队的数据。 |
| 12 | We won't be making any other demands. | 我们不会提出任何其他要求的 |
| 13 | I think you know Brother Teacher is a monster. | 我想你知道师兄是个怪物 |
| 14 | I think you know Brother Teacher is a monster? | 我想你知道师兄是个怪物吗? |
| 15 | I don't know what he'll do to the ass if you refuse. | 我不知道如果你拒绝他会怎么对付屁股 |
| 16 | If you refuse? | 如果你拒绝? |
| 17 | I'm going to be feral right now. | 我现在就要发狂了 |
| 18 | I have no idea what went on in the whole first part of that clip. | 我不知道那段片段的第一部分发生了什么 |
| 19 | 不知道 说不定 No idea. | |
| 20 | Absolutely zip, zero clue. | 绝对拉链,零线索。 |
| 21 | If somebody said that to me in real life, I think I'd just have to smile and nod along. | 如果有人在现实生活中对我这么说 我想我得微笑点头 |
| 22 | Okay, now that I've had that wonderful first experience, I'm going to replay it and see | 好吧,现在我有 美妙的第一经验, 我要重放它,看看 |
| 23 | if I can try again. | 如果我能再试一次 |
| 24 | Therefore, please allow us to copy the American team's data. | 因此,请让我们 复制美国队的数据。 |
| 25 | We won't be making any other demands. | 我们不会提出任何其他要求的 |
| 26 | We won't be making any other teammates. | 我们不会让其他的队友。 |
| 27 | I think you know Brother Teacher is a monster. | 我想你知道师兄是个怪物 |
| 28 | I don't know what he'll do to the ass if you refuse. | 我不知道如果你拒绝他会怎么对付屁股 |
| 29 | I don't know what he will do to this? | 我不知道他会怎么做? |
| 30 | If you refuse. | 如果你拒绝的话 |
| 31 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 32 | It's the first question and I'm already like, I have no idea what is going on. | 这是第一个问题,我已经想, 我不知道是怎么回事。 |
| 33 | All right, next. | 好吧,下一个。 |
| 34 | What's your name? | 你叫什么来着? |
| 35 | Ooh, flashy. | 哦,闪亮。 |
| 36 | No, don't. | 不 别 |
| 37 | Your name, your name. | 尔时名曰. |
| 38 | I'm hearing your year, name. | 我听到你的年号,名字。 |
| 39 | What's your name? | 你叫什么来着? |
| 40 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 41 | The American life is so long. | 美国的生活如此漫长。 |
| 42 | Japanese people suck. | 日本人很烂 |
| 43 | Really? | 真的吗? |
| 44 | What's your name? | 你叫什么来着? |
| 45 | Well, Tiger. | 嗯,老虎。 老虎。 。 |
| 46 | What a surprise to find you here. | 看到你在这里真令人惊讶 |
| 47 | You don't look surprised at all. | 你看起来一点都不惊讶 |
| 48 | Keeping the usual poker face. | 保持平常的扑克脸 |
| 49 | I ain't keeping a poker face. | 我没有保持扑克脸。 |
| 50 | It's my nature | 这是我的天性 |
| 51 | Is it | 是吗? |
| 52 | Himuro Kagami's friend? | 嘉加美冰室的朋友吗? |
| 53 | Okay, that one honestly was a lot better than the other ones. | 好吧 老实说 这比其他的好很多 |
| 54 | I understood what they were saying completely | 我完全理解他们在说什么 |
| 55 | Just the poker face, poker face. | 只是扑克脸,扑克脸。 |
| 56 | That part was so funny | 刚才那部分真有趣 |
| 57 | Okay master, let's kill the hole | 师傅,我们把洞挖出来 |
| 58 | I'm a huge Jojo fan and that is one of like my favorite clips. | 我是一个巨大的乔乔粉丝 这就像我最喜欢的片段之一。 |
| 59 | I would repeat it here, but I'm pretty sure I can't | 我本想在这里重复的 但我很确定我不能 |
| 60 | So I'm gonna repeat it | 所以我会重复一遍 |
| 61 | I should put this as my ringtone. | 我应该把这当作我的铃声 |
| 62 | What is the best way to get something done? | 做点什么最好的方法是什么? |
| 63 | So the best way to get something done if you if you hold near and dear to you that you | 所以,最好的办法 做一些事情 如果你持有 近和亲爱的你,你 |
| 64 | like to be able to | 喜欢能够 |
| 65 | anyway | 无论如何 |
| 66 | So it's near due to your heart so the best way to get something done | 所以由于你的心,它已经接近了 所以最好的办法 做一些事情 |
| 67 | if you hold near and dear to you that you | 如果你抱近亲,亲爱的你 |
| 68 | like to be able to anyway | 喜欢能够反正 |
| 69 | I'm sure it would have been great advice | 我敢肯定,这将是伟大的建议 |
| 70 | If I'd gotten to hear it, but who knows we'll never know. | 如果我听到,但谁知道我们永远不会知道。 |
| 71 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 72 | Next one says summarize the following clip | 下一个是总结以下片段 |
| 73 | I see some of these documenters. | 我看见一些文件 |
| 74 | I'm building none of that. | 我建的不是这些。 |
| 75 | Hey the game government | 嘿,游戏政府 |
| 76 | I know we're gonna know in the mass sample night. | 我知道我们会知道 在质量样本夜晚。 |
| 77 | Give my 3d. | 给我3d。 |
| 78 | I have no idea. | 我不知道,我还不知道 |
| 79 | What the fuck you're saying | 你他妈的在说什么 |
| 80 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 81 | It's just | 这只是 |
| 82 | Are you | 是你吗? |
| 83 | So I'm gonna be honest with you guys. | 所以我要对你们说实话 |
| 84 | I do not understand a single word that that man said | 我听不懂他说什么 |
| 85 | his name is XQC his a famous Canadian streamer and | 他的名字是QQC 他著名的加拿大流客和 |
| 86 | For some reason he has picked up this way of talking and he cannot stop doing it and nobody ever knows | 出于某种原因,他学会了这种说话方式 他无法停止做,没有人知道 |
| 87 | What the hell is he what the hell he's saying including me. | 他到底在说什么 包括我在内 |
| 88 | So | 这么说 |
| 89 | I'm gonna try and listen to that again | 我会再听一次 |
| 90 | I've ever had bad guy. | 我曾经有过坏人。 |
| 91 | I see some of the stuff you know the game government | 我看到一些你熟悉的游戏政府的东西 |
| 92 | I know we're gonna know in the mass sample night. | 我知道我们会知道 在质量样本夜晚。 |
| 93 | Give my 3d. | 给我3d。 |
| 94 | I have no idea. | 我不知道,我还不知道 |
| 95 | What the fuck you're saying | 你他妈的在说什么 |
| 96 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 97 | Yeah, even his friends don't know what the hell you say | 是啊,连他的朋友都不知道你说什么 |
| 98 | This one says what is the clip about a someone painted his sheeps? | 这幅画上画羊的剪辑是什么? |
| 99 | B his dog attacked the sheeps | B他的狗攻击了羊 |
| 100 | C some sheeps went missing D lamb price went down | 有些羊不见了 羊肉价格下跌了 |
| 101 | Now that I've seen the clip when we go through my options again | 现在,我看到片段 当我们再次通过我的选择 |
| 102 | I'm gonna be honest the only sentence I picked up in that entire thing was counting sheep | 我要说实话,我唯一听到的句子 整件事就是数羊 |
| 103 | I'm gonna go with see some sheeps went missing based off of the three words. | 我将去看一些羊失踪 基于三个字。 |
| 104 | I was able to understand | 我终于明白 |
| 105 | Okay, the funniest story this this says it's in County Kerry, which is in Ireland, and that's actually what I'm named after | 好吧,这最有趣的故事 说它是在郡克里, 这是爱尔兰, |
| 106 | So apparently that was my people or the in County Kerry are investigating the theft of up to 60 sheep on Mount Brandon | 很明显那是我的人 或者是克里郡的人 正在调查布兰登山上 多达60只羊的盗窃案 |
| 107 | One of the farmers is offering a right information someone's turn of the use which are worth thousands of thank God | 其中一个农民正在提供正确的信息 有人的用法值得上千人感谢上帝 |
| 108 | This guy was here to explain because I would have never known | 这家伙在这里解释 因为我永远不会知道 |
| 109 | Okay, okay now we have captions for what he's saying | 好了,好了,现在我们有 标题,他说什么 |
| 110 | I mean | 我是说 |
| 111 | Last Saturday Mikey Joe O'Shea brought his flock of scotch sheep down from the mountain common edge ahead of lambing | 上星期六,麦克乔奥谢 带着他的苏格兰羊群 从山上共同的边缘下来 在羔羊之前 |
| 112 | He discovered over 50 were missing | 他发现五十多人失踪了 |
| 113 | Allowing for a number of deaths and strays Mikey is convinced over 45 sheep have been stolen | 允许一些死亡和流浪者 迈克相信超过45只羊被偷 |
| 114 | Plus about a night that be a full moon there about a night and to be bright out and that could anyone go up in the | 再加上一个晚上 是一个满月 在那里大约一个晚上 并且变得明亮 |
| 115 | mountains of a night sure | 长山的夜晚, |
| 116 | Well, there was 45 sheep missing Mike and the lambs and there wasn't the sheep that's gone | 嗯,有45只羊失踪了迈克和羊羔 没有羊不见了 |
| 117 | It's going to out tonight's be too money like I'm gonna be honest even with the subtitles. | 今晚会出钱的 就像我用字幕诚实一样 |
| 118 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 119 | Still don't really know what he's saying | 还是不知道他在说什么 |
| 120 | That's Irish for you | 这是爱尔兰给你的 |
| 121 | What will happen if there's no Sun a? | 如果没有孙子一号会怎么样? |
| 122 | Albert Einstein would be born on | 阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦将出生在 |
| 123 | 1863 the Bill Nye the Science Guy wouldn't have landed on earth | 1863年的Bill Nye 科学家不会登陆地球 |
| 124 | see no | 见否 |
| 125 | Earth no human D | 地球没有人类 D |
| 126 | all-of-the-above | 以上各项 |
| 127 | I killed the Sun | 我杀了太阳 |
| 128 | Now it's turned to galaxy and two-point inner | 现在它变成了银河系 和两分内层 |
| 129 | Apulialogy with no Sun the radiation turns it to another does | 没有太阳的脉搏学 辐射把它变成另一个 |
| 130 | Now chemicals and cynicals they come up and that's three states of matter solid with gas | 现在化工和玩世不恭 他们出现了 三个物质状态 固体与气体 |
| 131 | I like of gas comes into another | 我喜欢煤气进入另一个 |
| 132 | Cost of virtue and if you make solid west or to another cost of virtue it comes photosynthesis and that's where | 美德的代价,如果你使 固体西方或另一种美德的成本 它来光合作用,这就是 |
| 133 | Hypothesis is coming to play | 假象要来了 |
| 134 | Hypothets hypothesis um | 假设假设 um |
| 135 | You know gold serum all that the uh you know it's like literally all of that bro that all comes to play | 你知道所有的金血清... ...你知道... ...这就像字面上... |
| 136 | Where if I check now seriously if there's no Sun | 如果我现在认真查一下有没有太阳 |
| 137 | Our earth is not our earth is on the orbit every balls every 24 hours. | 我们的地球不是我们的地球 每24小时都在轨道上 |
| 138 | That's why the Sun's coming to another | 所以太阳会来另一个 |
| 139 | constant virtue | 持续美德 |
| 140 | That's the reason why back in Albert Einstein back in 1863 | 这就是为什么回到阿尔伯特爱因斯坦 在1863年 |
| 141 | But building out a science guy when he landed on earth John F | 但造出一个科学人 当他登陆地球 约翰F |
| 142 | He went on earth and as you see when the Sun is away, there's no earth no earth mean no no humans | 他去了人间,你看见太阳不在的时候, 没有人间,没有人间 |
| 143 | Wow, I heard some Albert Einstein in there. | 哇,我听到一些阿尔伯特爱因斯坦在那里。 |
| 144 | I heard no earth no Sun | 我听不到地球没有太阳 |
| 145 | I heard a little bit of Bill Nye in there gonna have to say | 我听到比尔・尼的声音 得说 |
| 146 | This is not exactly making me proud of my country's education system, but let's see the answer | 这不完全让我为我国的教育制度感到骄傲 但让我们看看答案 |
| 147 | D all of the above | D 所有上述 |
| 148 | Okay, so that is the conclusion of my English quiz real-life applications | 好吧,这就是我英语考试的结束 现实生活中的应用 |
| 149 | I'm gonna be honest | 我要说实话 |
| 150 | I'm not really sure if I'm a native speaker anymore because I didn't understand half of what these people were saying | 我不太确定自己是不是本地人了 因为我听不懂一半的人说的话 |
| 151 | I don't know if I'm not speaking English or they're not speaking English, but clearly there's something | 我不知道我是不会说英语,还是他们不会说英语, 但显然有些事情 |
| 152 | Not connecting here | 这里没有连接 |
| 153 | Let me know if you guys liked the video if you did be sure to leave a like because if I get to someone Sun | 如果你们喜欢这段视频的话 就告诉我吧,如果你真的离开,因为如果我找到孙 |
| 154 | I will make a second episode and invite some foreign friends to join me. | 我将拍第二集,邀请一些外国朋友加入我. |
| 155 | That was all for this video | 就是为了这个视频 |
| 156 | Thank you all so much for watching and I will see you all later | 非常感谢大家的观看 以后见 |
| 157 | Be sure to practice your English so you don't sound like these people. | 一定要练习英语 这样你就不会像这些人了 |
| 158 | Bye | 再见 |
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