泰国是一个比美国都“开放”的国家
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| 0:00 | I just got back from my very first red light district. | 我刚从我的第一个红灯区回来 |
| 0:05 | 60 days in China sounds like a lot. | 在中国的60天听起来很多 |
| 0:07 | Until it isn't. | 直到它没有。 |
| 0:10 | My 60 day tourist visa was over before I knew it. | 我60天的旅游签证还没到手就结束了 |
| 0:13 | So I decided to take a three day trip to Thailand for a renewal. | 所以我决定去泰国续约三天。 |
| 0:16 | It was chaotic and sweaty. | 这是混乱和汗流。 |
| 0:18 | Very sweaty. | 甚则汗出. |
| 0:19 | But while I was there, I might as well visit some ladyboys, right? | 但当我在那里, 我不妨拜访一些女男孩,对不对? |
| 0:24 | But that's a story for... | 但这是... |
| 0:28 | 40 million tourists visit Thailand every year. | 每年有4000万游客访问泰国. |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| 1 | I just got back from my very first red light district. | 我刚从我的第一个红灯区回来 |
| 2 | 60 days in China sounds like a lot. | 在中国的60天听起来很多 |
| 3 | Until it isn't. | 直到它没有。 |
| 4 | My 60 day tourist visa was over before I knew it. | 我60天的旅游签证还没到手就结束了 |
| 5 | So I decided to take a three day trip to Thailand for a renewal. | 所以我决定去泰国续约三天。 |
| 6 | It was chaotic and sweaty. | 这是混乱和汗流。 |
| 7 | Very sweaty. | 甚则汗出. |
| 8 | But while I was there, I might as well visit some ladyboys, right? | 但当我在那里, 我不妨拜访一些女男孩,对不对? |
| 9 | But that's a story for... | 但这是... |
| 10 | 40 million tourists visit Thailand every year. | 每年有4000万游客访问泰国. |
| 11 | Despite the hype, Thailand still has a gayalza stereotype and a flashy image. | 泰國仍有Gayalza的刻板印象, |
| 12 | That's why I want to share my experience, | 这就是为什么我想分享我的经验, |
| 13 | which also may or may not include some of the juicier stuff. | 也可能不包含一些司法知识 |
| 14 | But first, let's eat. | 但是,首先,让我们吃饭。 |
| 15 | At least here my strawberry tanghulu won't be frozen like in Harbin. | 至少在这里,我的草莓塔古鲁不会像在哈尔滨一样被冻结。 |
| 16 | All frozen. | 都冻僵了 |
| 17 | So I am at this super crowded, sweet cafe bakery place. | 所以,我在这个超级拥挤, 甜咖啡店面包店。 |
| 18 | They're known for milk. | 他们以牛奶闻名. |
| 19 | I got milk with a little boy on it. | 我有一个小男孩在牛奶上。 |
| 20 | And then I also got some toast. | 然后我也得到了一些祝酒词。 |
| 21 | It's really sweet. | 这是真的甜蜜的。 |
| 22 | Sweeter than normal milk. | 比正常的牛奶还甜 |
| 23 | They had other options like matcha. | 他们有其他的选择,如Matcha。 |
| 24 | I just stuck with the OG because that's what I do. | 我只是坚持OG,因为我这样做。 |
| 25 | And it's really good. | 和它真的很不错。 |
| 26 | It was 40 or 45 baht. | 是40或45铢 |
| 27 | I also got a ticket for this place that I've been seeing. | 我还有一张我见过的地方的票 |
| 28 | But when they were calling out the numbers, | 但当他们喊出数字时, |
| 29 | I literally had no idea what they were saying. | 我完全不知道他们在说什么 |
| 30 | So I'm gonna have to go somewhere else. | 所以我要去别的地方 |
| 31 | Yeah, it was an hour and 30 minute wait. | 是啊 等了一个半小时 |
| 32 | The dessert arrived. | 甜点到了。 |
| 33 | It's like this toast. | 就像这个土司 |
| 34 | And then I have dipping sauces. | 然后我有调味汁。 |
| 35 | One is thai tea, one is green, and I think one is just milk. | 一个是泰茶,一个是绿色,我想一个只是牛奶. |
| 36 | I'll try the milk one first. | 我先试试牛奶 |
| 37 | The bread is salty. | 面包是咸的。 |
| 38 | It has like butter on it. | 上面有黄油 |
| 39 | And then the combination with like the sweet pudding sauce is just good. | 然后和甜布丁酱一样的组合就很好 |
| 40 | We already finished two of these because they're pretty small. | 我们已经完成了其中两个 因为它们是相当小。 |
| 41 | I mean, I can literally grab them both with my monstrous big hands. | 我的意思是,我可以 字面上抓住他们两个 用我的可怕的大手。 |
| 42 | So he's gonna get one more original and one chocolate. | 所以他还要一份原创和一份巧克力 |
| 43 | Oh, one strawberry actually. | 哦,一个草莓实际上。 |
| 44 | So we're gonna enjoy that and go find somewhere to eat actual dinner. | 所以我们要好好享受 找个地方吃晚餐 |
| 45 | I've got another paper number and I'm waiting next to Mi Xue. | 又有纸号,待米薛旁. |
| 46 | I don't know the song. | 我不知道这首歌 |
| 47 | It tastes like a cupcake with like a salty filling. | 尝起来像个蛋糕 里面装满了咸味 |
| 48 | I bet it's probably a salted egg yolk again. | 我敢打赌,它可能是一个盐蛋黄再次。 |
| 49 | I give it 10 out of 10 and it was 75. | 我给它10分之10,这是75。 |
| 50 | Let's talk restaurants. | 我们谈谈餐厅 |
| 51 | In Thailand, Michelin stars are given out like they're nothing. | 在泰国,米其林星象一无是处一样被献出. |
| 52 | And this restaurant was no exception. | 这家餐馆也不例外 |
| 53 | The food was okay. | 食物还不错 |
| 54 | Nothing special though. | 没什么特别的 |
| 55 | I have a theory that Michelin reviewers are just happy to be in a cheap tropical country, | 我有一个理论,米其林审查员 只是高兴在一个便宜的热带国家, |
| 56 | so they give out stars much more easily. | 所以他们更容易把星星放出来 |
| 57 | It's not bad, but it's also not anything special in my opinion. | 虽然不坏,但在我看来也没什么特别之处. |
| 58 | It kind of tastes like something I could get at a Chinese restaurant, | 有点像中国餐馆的味道 |
| 59 | which is with a different sauce. | 一种不同的酱汁。 |
| 60 | After eating dinner, I went back to my hotel. | 吃完饭后,我回到了旅馆. |
| 61 | But the night was still young, so I paid a visit to the red light district. | 但夜晚还很年轻,所以我拜访了红灯区. |
| 62 | So it is 1230 a.m. and I just got back from my very first red light district. | 现在是早上12点30分 我刚从我的第一个红灯区回来 |
| 63 | I went to two actually. | 我实际上去了两个。 |
| 64 | This is honestly really crazy to me because in America, | 这对我来说真的太疯狂了 因为在美国 |
| 65 | I can't even drink or go into a bar. | 我甚至不能喝酒或进酒吧。 |
| 66 | So being able to go into a red light district is just insane. | 所以进入红灯区简直是疯了 |
| 67 | So the first district I went to is called Nana Plaza. | 所以我去的第一个区叫娜娜广场 |
| 68 | And to get in, I actually needed to present my passport to them, | 为了进去,我需要出示护照给他们 |
| 69 | which I forgot the first time so I had to go back and get it. | 我第一次忘了,所以我必须回去拿 |
| 70 | So if you're under the age of 23, you have to present your physical ID. | 所以如果年龄在23岁以下,必须出示身体身份证明. |
| 71 | I got in and it is a three-story plaza and in the middle is a bar. | 我进去了,这里是三层广场 中间是酒吧 |
| 72 | It's filled with strip clubs, some topless, some not, ladyboy bars. | 它充满了脱衣舞俱乐部, 一些无顶,有些不是, 女士男孩酒吧。 |
| 73 | I'm ladyboy, not lady. | 我是淑女,不是淑女 |
| 74 | Okay, ladyboy, half. | 好吧,小姐男孩,一半。 |
| 75 | And all of the girls are just trying to rope you into their bar. | 所有女孩都想把你绑进酒吧 |
| 76 | They stand outside in their underwear or bikinis or a little dress and try to pull you inside. | 他们穿着内裤、比基尼裤或小裙子站在外面 试着把你拉进去 |
| 77 | I'm a girl, so they didn't try to pull me. | 我是一个女孩,所以他们没有试图拉我。 |
| 78 | They just showed me their drink menu or called me pretty. | 他们只是给我看他们的饮料菜单 或者叫我漂亮。 |
| 79 | But for my boyfriend, they literally whipped his ass with a whip twice, having twice. | 但对我男朋友来说, 他们用鞭子鞭打他的屁股两次,两次。 |
| 80 | For him, they were okay. | 对他来说,他们没事 |
| 81 | But for the old white guys, they would not let go of their arms. | 但对于白人老人来说 他们不会放手 |
| 82 | They would like grab and pull them in. | 他们想抓他们进来 |
| 83 | And the white guys are like, no, no, no. | 白人也喜欢,不,不,不。 |
| 84 | And then obviously some of them went in. | 很明显,他们中有些人进去了。 |
| 85 | There's a lot of mid guys taking home really pretty girls. | 有很多中途男子带回家 非常漂亮的女孩。 |
| 86 | And I overheard some really awkward conversations happening. | 我无意中听到一些非常尴尬的谈话。 |
| 87 | One was really pathetic. | 一个真的很可悲。 |
| 88 | It was this guy like talking to this girl. | 是这家伙喜欢跟这个女孩说话 |
| 89 | I was waiting for you to look at me from across the bar, | 我等着你在酒吧对面看着我 |
| 90 | but I wasn't sure if you remembered me. | 但我不确定你是否记得我 |
| 91 | The girl's like, hahaha, like, let's just do this and get this done with. | 女孩的一样,哈哈哈,喜欢, 让我们只是做到这一点和完成。 |
| 92 | The second one, that one, they didn't check ID. | 第二个,那一个, 他们没有检查身份。 |
| 93 | They were more clothed that time. | 那次他们穿得更多 |
| 94 | So maybe that's why. | 所以也许这就是原因 |
| 95 | But that one also had ladyboy bars, girls standing outside trying to drag you in. | 但那个也有男士酒吧, 女孩站在外面 试图拖你进来。 |
| 96 | But they were less aggressive and you could see less from the outside. | 但他们的侵略性较弱,你从外面可以看到的也较少. |
| 97 | But in this one, I did see something and kind of not really sure how to feel about it. | 但在这个,我确实看到了一些东西, 有点不确定如何去感受它。 |
| 98 | There was a stall where a lot of the girls or ladyboys would buy their food from | 有一个摊位,很多女孩或女士男孩会从那里买食物 |
| 99 | when they're on their break. | 当他们休息。 |
| 100 | And this stall was like literally in the middle of everything. | 而这个摊子就像 字面上在一切的中间。 |
| 101 | Like bar, bar, just girls literally everywhere in bikinis. | 像酒吧,酒吧,只有女孩 字面上各地的比基尼。 |
| 102 | And there's a little girl, like a four or five year old there working. | 有一个小女孩,就像一个四五岁的孩子在那里工作。 |
| 103 | And she's just holding the QR code for them to scan. | 她只是持有 QR 代码给他们扫描。 |
| 104 | And she looked like really scared. | 她看起来真的很害怕 |
| 105 | But yeah, the second one wasn't as cool as the first one. | 但是,是的,第二个 不如第一个酷。 |
| 106 | So definitely if you want to check out the red light district in Thailand, | 所以如果你想查泰国红灯区 |
| 107 | go to Nana Plaza. | 去娜娜广场 |
| 108 | It's a lot of fun even if you don't want to participate to just look at. | 即使不想参与只是看也很有趣. |
| 109 | It turns out Little Red Book is overrated. | 原来小红书被高估了. |
| 110 | Street stalls are better and cheaper than most restaurants. | 街道摊位比大多数餐馆更好,更便宜. |
| 111 | So be sure to keep your eye out. | 所以一定要注意点 |
| 112 | Palace and my taxi driver just got out to go use the bathroom. | Palace和我的出租车司机刚出去上厕所 |
| 113 | And of course, I forgot to wear temple appropriate clothes. | 当然,我忘了穿庙里合适的衣服 |
| 114 | Cue the elephant print. | 斩大象印. |
| 115 | This woman spoke perfect Chinese. | 这个女人会说完美的中国话 |
| 116 | And I was wondering why until I saw all of the Chinese tour groups, | 我想知道为什么直到我看到所有的中国旅游团, |
| 117 | which I may or may not have followed around for a free tour. | 我可能跟随他们去免费参观 |
| 118 | Chinese people everywhere. | 各地中国人. |
| 119 | It's like I never left. | 好像我从没离开过 |
| 120 | I'm currently at Debatably, one of the prettiest places in the world. | 我目前身处世间最美的地方之一 |
| 121 | Yeah, here I am wearing the ugliest fit I could possibly imagine. | 是的,我穿最丑陋的体型 我能想象。 |
| 122 | Fit check. | 检查完好 |
| 123 | Converse, of course. | 当然是反省 |
| 124 | Nike socks. | 耐克袜子 |
| 125 | Underneath, I'm wearing black shorts, which did look good with this shirt, | 我穿着黑色短裤 这件衬衫看起来不错 |
| 126 | but they're covered up with the classic elephant print | 但他们被经典的大象印章掩盖 |
| 127 | that I got from a lady that speaks perfect Chinese for no reason. | 我从一个无缘无故说完美中文的女士那里得到的 |
| 128 | I'm mad. | 我疯了 |
| 129 | Better Chinese than me. | 中国人比我好 |
| 130 | Got the tennis state shirt. | 拿到网球队的衬衫了 |
| 131 | This thing is like five, seven years old. | 这东西像五七岁 |
| 132 | And then I got the coach sunglasses. | 然后我得到了教练太阳镜。 |
| 133 | I'm not exactly sure what tapping this flower bulb on my head does, | 我不知道敲这个花灯泡会做什么 |
| 134 | but I'm not about to miss out on anything. | 但我不会错过任何东西。 |
| 135 | While walking around the Grand Palace, | 在大宫里散步时 |
| 136 | some students asked to interview me for what I'm assuming was an English class project. | 有些学生要求采访我,因为我假设是英文课项目. |
| 137 | Hopefully I helped them out. | 希望我帮助他们 |
| 138 | I hopped over to the next temple, which, pardon my language, was hot as shit. | 我跳到下一个寺庙, 恕我冒昧地说,它很热。 |
| 139 | It's hard to appreciate a Godzilla-sized budo when you're sweating out | 你出汗的时候 很难欣赏哥斯拉的花样 |
| 140 | all of the Thai tea that you drank in the past few days. | 过去几天你喝的泰国茶 |
| 141 | But all that heat is nothing that a quick tuk tuk ride can't fix. | 但那些热量是没有什么 是快速的TUKTUK车无法修复的。 |
| 142 | Town was fun. | 镇子很有趣。 |
| 143 | What's next? | 接下来呢? |
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