香港很好玩！但我第二天就走了？
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Hello everyone, Hong Kong is so fun! | 大家好,香港人好开心 |
| 0:02 | But I'm leaving the next day | 但我第二天就要离开 |
| 0:04 | You're probably wondering | 你也许在想 |
| 0:05 | Carrie, if it's so great, why do you only stay for one day? | 卡莉,如果它是如此伟大, 为什么你只停留一天? |
| 0:09 | First, it's very expensive | 首先,很贵的 |
| 0:11 | Thirteen | 十三岁 |
| 0:13 | I'm gonna be broke by the time I leave | 我一离开就破了 |
| 0:15 | Second, Da Ma Shan, Da Ma Hai | 第二,大马山,大马海 |
| 0:18 | What the hell is going on there? | 这到底是怎么回事? |
| 0:19 | But we all know the real reason | 但我们都知道真正的原因 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hello everyone, Hong Kong is so fun! | 大家好,香港人好开心 |
| 2 | But I'm leaving the next day | 但我第二天就要离开 |
| 3 | You're probably wondering | 你也许在想 |
| 4 | Carrie, if it's so great, why do you only stay for one day? | 卡莉,如果它是如此伟大, 为什么你只停留一天? |
| 5 | First, it's very expensive | 首先,很贵的 |
| 6 | Thirteen | 十三岁 |
| 7 | I'm gonna be broke by the time I leave | 我一离开就破了 |
| 8 | Second, Da Ma Shan, Da Ma Hai | 第二,大马山,大马海 |
| 9 | What the hell is going on there? | 这到底是怎么回事? |
| 10 | But we all know the real reason | 但我们都知道真正的原因 |
| 11 | The first thing I did in Hong Kong | 我在香港做的第一件事情 |
| 12 | was spend way too much money for a 20-minute subway ride | 花了太多钱去坐20分钟的地铁 |
| 13 | I just got here and I already spent like $135 on train tickets | 我刚刚到这里,我已经花 大约135美元的火车票 |
| 14 | I'm gonna be broke by the time I leave | 我一离开就破了 |
| 15 | Room tour | 房间参观 |
| 16 | Wow, almost ¥400 a night for my own box | 哇,几乎每晚400块 我自己的盒子 |
| 17 | ¥400 for something this small? | 这么小的东西400块? |
| 18 | I can't, I don't even get free water guys | 我不能,我连免费水都得不到 |
| 19 | This water costs ¥6, ¥6 a bottle | 这水要六块一瓶 |
| 20 | Okay, I'm gonna open the bathroom | 好,我要打开洗手间 |
| 21 | I'm a little bit scared for some reason | 我有点害怕,因为某种原因 |
| 22 | Oh, this is a closet | 哦,这是衣柜 |
| 23 | What's up everybody, welcome to my bathroom | 大家好 欢迎来到我的浴室 |
| 24 | This is it | 就是这个 |
| 25 | Over here we have my toilet | 这里有我的厕所 |
| 26 | And then you can actually wash your hands right here | 然后你可以在这里洗手 |
| 27 | How convenient, right? | 多么方便,对不对? |
| 28 | I don't even need to get up | 我甚至不需要起来 |
| 29 | And then if you decide, oh, I actually wanna take a shower | 如果你决定,哦,我真的想洗澡 |
| 30 | Easy problem to fix | 容易解决的问题 |
| 31 | One step over | 再过一步 |
| 32 | I'm in the shower | 我在洗澡时 |
| 33 | What's up? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 34 | It doesn't say | 它没有说 |
| 35 | And this is how I showered | 我就是这样洗澡的 |
| 36 | The next morning I got up bright and early for dim sum | 第二天早上,我早早地起床 准备做点什么 |
| 37 | FII don't order bù lá fen chóng | 福尔摩斯不点肉 |
| 38 | Because it's actually plain | 因为其实很平淡 |
| 39 | I wasn't a fan | 我不是一个粉丝 |
| 40 | On my way to the subway, I saw the largest gathering of old people I've ever seen | 在去地铁的路上,我看到了我见过的最大的老人聚会 |
| 41 | I have no idea why they're here | 我不知道他们为什么在这里 |
| 42 | What the hell's going on there? | 这到底是怎么回事? |
| 43 | Subway's overrun by aunties | 地铁被阿姨们挤坏了 |
| 44 | It's all weird locations too | 这地方也怪怪的 |
| 45 | Not even parks or places with AC | 连公园或有空调的地方都没有 |
| 46 | Well, not that that's over, but it's not | 嗯,不是那个结束了,但它不是 |
| 47 | There was an insane amount of people just hanging out on this bridge | 在这座桥上游荡的人太多了 |
| 48 | They were eating, live streaming, singing karaoke | 他们正在吃, 直播, 唱卡拉OK |
| 49 | There's no way there's this many homeless people | 不可能有这么多无家可归的人 |
| 50 | That'd be even worse in LA | 在洛杉矶会更糟的 |
| 51 | It turns out that they're all just domestic workers enjoying their day off | 原来他们都是享受假期的佣工 |
| 52 | You go girls, I can only wish I had that many friends | 你们去女孩,我只能希望我有那么多朋友 |
| 53 | Y'all just having a really big picnic | 你们只是去野餐了 |
| 54 | On the bridge | 在桥上 |
| 55 | This area is jinyu jie | 这地方是金玉杰 |
| 56 | Because you guessed it, they sell fish | 因为你猜到了,他们卖鱼 |
| 57 | And whatever this is | 不管这是什么 |
| 58 | And I literally have no idea what's going on with this sign | 我根本不知道这招牌是怎么回事 |
| 59 | I had to visit Victoria Harbor because I've seen it in about a hundred movies | 我不得不去维多利亚港,因为我看过一百多部电影 |
| 60 | At least | 起码 |
| 61 | I also saw this helicopter landing which was super cool | 我还看到这架直升机降落 超酷的 |
| 62 | But no one else seemed to care but me | 但似乎除了我没人在乎 |
| 63 | Helicopter, helicopter | 直升机、直升机 |
| 64 | This place sells ice cream | 这地方卖冰淇淋 |
| 65 | Except for China | 中国除外 |
| 66 | Shushan | 书山 |
| 67 | Ferry time | 渡船时间 |
| 68 | I took a ferry to Zhonghuan with about a hundred other people | 我和另外一百个人坐渡船到忠贤 |
| 69 | I got an unexpected surprise when I got in line for Ferris Wheel tickets | 我得到一个意外的惊喜 当我排队 摩天轮票 |
| 70 | Got a free ticket because it's this guy's birthday | 免费买票,因为今天是这家伙的生日 |
| 71 | Happy birthday, Anson Lo | 生日快乐,安森罗 |
| 72 | Save me 20 Hong Kong dollars | 省省我20块 |
| 73 | Happy birthday to you | 祝你生日快乐 |
| 74 | I got free Anson Lo merch | 我得到了免费的安森洛默奇 |
| 75 | I think I was the only tourist there because everyone else already had merch or was wearing pink | 我觉得我是唯一的游客,因为其他人 已经有Merch或穿粉红色 |
| 76 | And also everyone in my Ferris Wheel cabin were fans | 还有我的摩天轮小屋里的每个人都是粉丝 |
| 77 | Anyway, thanks for the free ticket Anson Lo's fan group | 总之,谢谢你的免费票 安森罗的粉丝团 |
| 78 | First taxi, complete | 第一计程车,完成 |
| 79 | Time to go eat a Hong Kong style french toast | 该吃个香港风味的法国土司了 |
| 80 | This is literally like the one thing I wanted to eat while I'm here | 这是我在这里的时候唯一想吃的东西 |
| 81 | The one thing I wanted to eat | 我唯一想吃的东西 |
| 82 | Closed | 关闭 |
| 83 | So I walked back to the subway when I saw this sign in the subway station | 所以我走回地铁,当我看到这个标志 在地铁站 |
| 84 | If that's actually a crime I need to report the entire city | 如果真是犯罪,我要报告整个城市 |
| 85 | Because I've been dripped on so many times | 因为我被滴了这么多次 |
| 86 | On the other hand this minion looks like a hula ball | 另一方面,这个仆人看起来像一个胡拉球 |
| 87 | No joke, I was dripped on all day by these ACs | 不是开玩笑,我整天被这些空调滴水 |
| 88 | We got another offense right behind me | 后面还有另一场进攻 |
| 89 | Reporting | 报告 |
| 90 | I don't know how to report | 我不知道怎么报告 |
| 91 | Something else I struggled with all day was the whole driving on the left side of the road thing | 我一整天都在挣扎着 在路的左边开车 |
| 92 | I literally have no idea which way to look | 我不知道该怎么看 |
| 93 | This is so humiliating | 这太丢人了 |
| 94 | Next up, a scene from arguably the worst Transformers movie | 接下来,一个场景 从可以说 最糟糕的变形金刚电影 |
| 95 | Oh my god! | 天呐! |
| 96 | How do you say get the fuck out of the way in Chinese? | 你该怎么用中文让开? |
| 97 | Did I really go to Hong Kong if I didn't visit Guaishou Dasha | 我不去香港,真的去香港了吗? |
| 98 | So I think if I lived here I wouldn't need to leave for anything | 所以我想,如果我住在这里,我不需要离开任何东西 |
| 99 | This place is its own little community | 这个地方是它自己的小社区 |
| 100 | And they have everything | 他们拥有一切 |
| 101 | They have convenience stores, they have massage parlors, laundromats | 他们有便利店 按摩店 洗衣店 |
| 102 | If your computer breaks you can get it fixed here | 如果你的电脑坏了,你可以把它修好 |
| 103 | They have interior design, literally anything you need | 他们有室内设计,实际上任何你需要的东西 |
| 104 | And they also have rats | 他们也有老鼠 |
| 105 | I think it's safe to say I'm not living here | 我觉得说我不住在这里很安全 |
| 106 | And you might be thinking right now it's probably raining, right? | 你现在可能在想 可能下雨了 对吧 |
| 107 | No, it's from all of the ACs | 不,是所有空调公司的 |
| 108 | And this is how much it costs to rent here | 这里的租金是多少 |
| 109 | This is all I've wanted the entire time | 这就是我一直想要的 |
| 110 | And now I finally have it | 现在我终于有了它 |
| 111 | It's french toast with cheese in the middle | 这是法国烤面包,中间是奶酪 |
| 112 | And it turns out there's syrup | 原来有糖浆 |
| 113 | So I'll dip it in the syrup | 所以我就把它浸在糖浆里 |
| 114 | Okay that's really good | 好吧,这是真的好 |
| 115 | The cheese somehow fits perfectly | 奶酪有点适合 |
| 116 | I would never put cheese on french toast | 我绝不会在法国烤面包上加奶酪 |
| 117 | Then the next day I rode that swag ass taxi out of there | 第二天我骑着那辆出租车离开那里 |
| 118 | This driver was doing 110 in a 50 | 这个司机在50码跑110码 |
| 119 | Anyway, I survived Hong Kong and I'll see you all next time | 总之,我逃过香港,下次见 |
| 120 | Except for those of you I'll see a VW | 除了你们,我会看到一个VW |
| 121 | Thanks for watching and I'll see you all next time | 谢谢你的监视 下次见 |
| 122 | Bye | 再见 |
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