我爸妈要来中国啦！但我有个问题...
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | my mom and dad are coming to baedun and i'm super happy to have them here | 我爸妈要来拜登 我很高兴他们能来 |
| 0:04 | where do you guys think i should take them when they visit? | 你们觉得我应该把他们带到哪里去? |
| 0:06 | i'm elated they're visiting me but my apartment right now... | 我很高兴他们来看我 但我的公寓现在... |
| 0:10 | let me put it this way | 这么说吧 |
| 0:11 | on the surface, my apartment looks pretty clean, right? | 表面上,我的公寓看起来很干净,对吧? |
| 0:14 | pretty clean | 相当干净 |
| 0:16 | right? | 对吧? |
| 0:18 | but the reality is, no matter how much i seem to sweep, the dust is always back | 但现实是 无论我怎么扫荡 尘埃总是归来 |
| 0:22 | you see what i'm talking about? | 你明白我的意思吗? |
| 0:23 | i literally just swept two days ago, believe it or not | 我两天前就扫过了 信不信由你 |
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| 1 | my mom and dad are coming to baedun and i'm super happy to have them here | 我爸妈要来拜登 我很高兴他们能来 |
| 2 | where do you guys think i should take them when they visit? | 你们觉得我应该把他们带到哪里去? |
| 3 | i'm elated they're visiting me but my apartment right now... | 我很高兴他们来看我 但我的公寓现在... |
| 4 | let me put it this way | 这么说吧 |
| 5 | on the surface, my apartment looks pretty clean, right? | 表面上,我的公寓看起来很干净,对吧? |
| 6 | pretty clean | 相当干净 |
| 7 | right? | 对吧? |
| 8 | but the reality is, no matter how much i seem to sweep, the dust is always back | 但现实是 无论我怎么扫荡 尘埃总是归来 |
| 9 | you see what i'm talking about? | 你明白我的意思吗? |
| 10 | i literally just swept two days ago, believe it or not | 我两天前就扫过了 信不信由你 |
| 11 | and of course, as a girl with long-ish hair | 当然,作为一个长头发的女孩 |
| 12 | i'm constantly struggling with hair all over the floor | 我不断在地板上挣扎着毛发 |
| 13 | i'm honestly surprised that i'm not balding by this point | 老实说,我很惊讶,我没有秃头 在这一点上, |
| 14 | and this is what i'm working with | 这就是我的工作 |
| 15 | i know this is the perfect time to do a housework vlog | 我知道这是做家务的最好时机 |
| 16 | but with this? | 但用这个? |
| 17 | at this point, even robots are performing at the spring festival gala | 此时,即使是机器人 也在春节晚会上表演 |
| 18 | so why do we still have to do housework the manual way? | 为什么我们还要做家务? |
| 19 | let me show you some real hardcore tech | 我给你看一些真正的硬核技术 |
| 20 | welcome to the tech world spring festival gala | 欢迎来到科技世界 春季节庆 |
| 21 | 2026 china appliance and electronics world expo | 2026瓷器和电子世界博览会 |
| 22 | everyone is so pretty here | 这里的人都这么漂亮 |
| 23 | i honestly have never felt so out of place in my entire life | 我这辈子从没觉得这么不合适过 |
| 24 | thanks to the latest spring festival gala | 感谢最近的春节庆典 |
| 25 | i caught glimpses on tv of just how fast chinese tech is evolving | 我在电视上看到了 中国科技的发展速度 |
| 26 | i thought i'd brace myself before arriving here | 来之前,我本想先自持一下 |
| 27 | but seeing it all, i realized that my preparations fell way short | 但看到这一切,我意识到 我的准备远远不够 |
| 28 | look what i found | 看看我发现了什么 |
| 29 | the exact brand from the spring festival gala | 春节联欢晚会的牌子 |
| 30 | if i want to win the fight against Beijing's dusty winds and springtime poplar fluff | 如果我想打赢北京的暴风雨和春日流行音乐 |
| 31 | what i really need is a beast of a vacuum cleaner | 我真正需要的是吸尘器的野兽 |
| 32 | which has a powerful suction | 它具有强大的吸力 |
| 33 | yeah i'm talking about that black hole level power | 是的,我是说黑洞的电源 |
| 34 | and we still have the light | 我们还有光 |
| 35 | the beautiful golden hair and some of our hair that are very close to the ground | 美丽的金色头发 和我们一些非常接近地面的头发 |
| 36 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我们无法真正看到它在哪里 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我们不知道它在哪里 | |
| 37 | and we can see that the vacuum will automatically adjust to different dust | 我们可以看到真空会自动适应不同的尘埃 |
| 38 | after we collect the hair, we will automatically place it on the station | 收完头发就自动放到车站上 |
| 39 | and it will automatically collect it | 它会自动收集它 |
| 40 | you don't have to do this for 100 days | 一百天你不用这样 |
| 41 | that's perfect for lazy people like me | 对像我这样的懒人来说是完美的 |
| 42 | i don't have to worry about that | 我不必担心 |
| 43 | so now i have some xiaomi | 所以现在我有一些小美 |
| 44 | let's see how the vacuum fares against this | 让我们看看真空对这个有什么影响 |
| 45 | so it may not seem like there's a lot on the floor | 所以好像地板上没有太多 |
| 46 | but i did actually throw a lot | 但我确实投了很多 |
| 47 | so let's see if the vacuum can find it | 让我们看看真空能否找到它 |
| 48 | look at it all | 你看看这些 |
| 49 | that green light really is something | 绿灯真的很棒 |
| 50 | i'm kind of sold on it already | 我已经卖了 |
| 51 | but i just got here so i'm gonna look around a little bit more | 但我刚到这里 所以我要多看看周围 |
| 52 | so while searching on my own i discovered this | 所以在自己寻找的时候 我发现了这个 |
| 53 | the skinniest vacuum i've ever seen | 我见过的最薄的真空 |
| 54 | with two double sides | 双面 |
| 55 | let's meet air | 我们一起呼吸吧 |
| 56 | it feels weightless | 感觉无重 |
| 57 | this one also comes with tangle-free tech | 这个还有无缠绕技术 |
| 58 | and even double-sided green lights | 甚至是双面绿灯 |
| 59 | which one should i pick? | 我该选哪一个? |
| 60 | the one with the high performance, more features, and is lazy people friendly | 表现优异,性格更强 懒惰的人友好 |
| 61 | or the one which is lighter, prettier, and compact | 或更轻、更漂亮、更紧凑的 |
| 62 | which one do you think is your favorite? | 哪个是你最喜欢的? |
| 63 | my favorite is this one | 我最喜欢这个 |
| 64 | that one? | 那个? |
| 65 | why? | 为什么? |
| 66 | you can see it | 看得出来 |
| 67 | this machine can climb the stage | 这个机器可以爬上舞台 |
| 68 | it's incredible | 难以置信 |
| 69 | it feels almost like it's moving on its own | 感觉就像自己在动一样 |
| 70 | damn this is fun | 真他妈有趣 |
| 71 | i might as well just go ahead and clean the whole place | 我还是去清理整座房子吧 |
| 72 | what a life | 什么样的生活 |
| 73 | the future will be more mind-blowing than sci-fi | 未来会比科幻更让人心动 |
| 74 | fictional living setups are turning real | 虚构的生活环境变得真实 |
| 75 | and even lagging behind already | 甚至已经落在后面了 |
| 76 | sci-fi writers need to hustle | 科幻作家需要抓紧时间 |
| 77 | even though my parents' hearts are still young and passionate | 尽管我父母的心还年轻 充满激情 |
| 78 | they are getting older day by day | 他们日复一日地变老 |
| 79 | i hope tech delivers more supportive smart tools | 我希望技术能提供更支持的智能工具 |
| 80 | for effortless independent living at home for them | 他们为自己而在家里生活, |
| 81 | and for you | 为你 |
| 82 | as for me, i can make my place up to standard | 至于我,我可以让我的地方达到标准 |
| 83 | and i'm ready for mom and dad | 我准备好了爸爸妈妈 |
| 84 | and that is the final solution to chores | 这才是解决家务问题的最后办法 |
| 85 | thank you all so much for watching | 非常感谢大家的观看 |
| 86 | and thank you Jamie for putting up an amazing booth | 谢谢你,杰米 设置了一个惊人的摊位 |
| 87 | i'll see you all in the next one | 下次见 |
| 88 | bye | 再见 |
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