我成了孙吧吧友的女朋友
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | She is no longer good enough for me. | 她已经不够好对我来说。 |
| 0:01 | It's destined for us not to be together. | 我们注定不在一起 |
| 0:04 | Is there any way I can get her to stop contacting me without hurting her? | 我能让她停止联系而不伤害她吗? |
| 0:08 | Attached is a beautiful photo of my new girlfriend. | 附上的是我新女友的美丽照片 |
| 0:11 | Let's see his girlfriend, shall we? | 让我们看看他的女朋友,好吗? |
| 0:14 | Hi everyone, it's Carrie. | 嗨,大家好,这是卡莉。 |
| 0:15 | I know that I normally don't do sit down videos like this, | 我知道我通常不坐 视频像这样, |
| 0:18 | but today I have a story to share with you all that I read online. | 但今天我有一个故事要告诉你 我在网上读到的所有东西 |
| 0:21 | There's this man who broke up with his girlfriend because he was going to go abroad for graduate | 有个男人和女朋友分手了 因为他要出国毕业 |
| 0:24 | school. | 学校。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | She is no longer good enough for me. | 她已经不够好对我来说。 |
| 2 | It's destined for us not to be together. | 我们注定不在一起 |
| 3 | Is there any way I can get her to stop contacting me without hurting her? | 我能让她停止联系而不伤害她吗? |
| 4 | Attached is a beautiful photo of my new girlfriend. | 附上的是我新女友的美丽照片 |
| 5 | Let's see his girlfriend, shall we? | 让我们看看他的女朋友,好吗? |
| 6 | Hi everyone, it's Carrie. | 嗨,大家好,这是卡莉。 |
| 7 | I know that I normally don't do sit down videos like this, | 我知道我通常不坐 视频像这样, |
| 8 | but today I have a story to share with you all that I read online. | 但今天我有一个故事要告诉你 我在网上读到的所有东西 |
| 9 | There's this man who broke up with his girlfriend because he was going to go abroad for graduate | 有个男人和女朋友分手了 因为他要出国毕业 |
| 10 | school. | 学校。 |
| 11 | He still wanted to be friends with his ex, but she would not stop bothering him about | 他还是想和前男友做朋友 但她不会停止打扰他 |
| 12 | wanting to get back together. | 想重归于好 |
| 13 | And he has a new girlfriend, so he can't keep letting his ex text | 他有了新女朋友 所以他不能一直让他的短信 |
| 14 | him like this. | 像这样 |
| 15 | His plea for advice was, and I quote, she is no longer good enough for me. | 他要求得到建议,我引用她的话,她已经不够好。 |
| 16 | It's destined for us not to be together. | 我们注定不在一起 |
| 17 | Is there any way I can get her to stop contacting me | 我能让她停止联系我吗? |
| 18 | without hurting her? | 不伤害她? |
| 19 | Attached is a beautiful photo of my new girlfriend. | 附上的是我新女友的美丽照片 |
| 20 | Let's see his girlfriend, | 让我们看看他的女朋友, |
| 21 | shall we? | 好吗? |
| 22 | So first, let me say I have absolutely no idea who this dude is, but it's pretty funny. | 首先,让我说,我完全不知道 这家伙是谁,但它很有趣。 |
| 23 | First found out about this through a comment, so thank you to the person who let me know about | 首先通过评论得知了这一点,所以谢谢你告诉我的人 |
| 24 | this weird story. | 这个奇怪的故事。 |
| 25 | This post actually has 6,000 likes and like 1,300 comments, and most of them | 这篇文章其实有6000个喜欢和1300个评论, |
| 26 | are just people shitting on this dude, which is really funny. | 这些人只是拉屎的家伙, 这真的很有趣。 |
| 27 | So I'll go ahead and read you | 我先念给你听 |
| 28 | guys some of the comments. | 伙计们,一些评论。 |
| 29 | So the top comment from this post actually just shows someone | 所以,这篇文章的顶端评论 其实只是显示某人 |
| 30 | showing that this was literally just a copy paste almost directly from someone else's post. | 显示这其实只是一个复制贴 几乎直接从别人的帖子。 |
| 31 | Someone else in the comments brought up a very valid point. | 评论中的其他人提出了一个非常正确的观点。 |
| 32 | Does she know she's her girlfriend? | 她知道自己是她的女朋友吗? |
| 33 | No, I didn't know. | 不,我还不知道 |
| 34 | Someone commented underneath that one. | 有人在下面评论 |
| 35 | Oh, I think I've seen her on BDVD before. | 哦,我想我见过她在BDVD。 |
| 36 | The original poster responded saying, the one you mentioned is my girlfriend. | 原海报回应说,你提到的那个是我的女朋友. |
| 37 | I taught her how to | 我教过她 |
| 38 | 在BDVD上发帖. | |
| 39 | After all, BDVD has a lot of money, so it's pretty easy to make money. | 毕竟BDVD有很多钱,所以很容易赚钱. |
| 40 | Tell that to my 2012 Hyundai Sonata in any way. | 告诉2012年的现代索纳塔 |
| 41 | Someone responded to that saying, you can lie to | 有人回应说 你可以撒谎 |
| 42 | your buddies, but don't lie to yourself. | 你的朋友们,但不要欺骗自己。 |
| 43 | Someone else commented this, and then someone replied | 别人评论这个,然后有人回答 |
| 44 | original poster stole my picture and that I am on BDVD. | 原海报偷了我的照片 我在BDVD。 |
| 45 | So thank you someone for finally noticing | 所以谢谢你终于有人注意到了 |
| 46 | because watching everybody actually give this man advice was a little weird. | 因为看着每个人给这个男人的建议 有点奇怪 |
| 47 | It seems like people | 看起来像人 |
| 48 | are finally starting to notice that this dude is lying. | 终于发现这家伙在撒谎 |
| 49 | Appreciate that. | 谢谢 |
| 50 | The funny thing was, | 有趣的事情是,我们 |
| 51 | his IP address wasn't even from the United States, so someone noticed that and he responded, | 他的IP地址甚至不是来自美国, 所以有人注意到这一点,他回应, |
| 52 | I'm back for Chinese New Year. | 我回中国过年了 |
| 53 | School hasn't started yet. | 学校还没开学 |
| 54 | Then someone replied, American | 然后有人回答,美国人 |
| 55 | universities have Chinese New Year break. | 大学有中国新年假期. |
| 56 | Then the original poster said, I asked for leave, | 原海报上写着 我要求离开 |
| 57 | and then I came back. | 然后我回来 |
| 58 | You can't ask for leave like that. | 你不能这样请假 |
| 59 | Someone else said, oh, in the picture, | 有人说,哦,在照片中, |
| 60 | you're inside the manhole cover on the right, right? | 你在右边的掩体里,对吧? |
| 61 | This post was pretty funny. | 这篇文章很有趣。 |
| 62 | My actual | 我真实的 |
| 63 | boyfriend and I had a good laugh about it. | 男朋友和我笑得很开心 |
| 64 | I wouldn't say hate on him, but just stop making | 我不会说恨他,但只是停止制造 |
| 65 | up stories online. | 上线的故事。 |
| 66 | Especially, he didn't even have to actually add my picture. | 特别是,他甚至没有 真正增加我的照片。 |
| 67 | He could have | 他本来可以 |
| 68 | dragged into this. | 被拖进这里。 |
| 69 | Um, I hope you enjoyed this weird story and I'll see you next time. | 我希望你喜欢这个怪故事 下次见 |
| 70 | Thanks for watching. | 谢谢你的观看。 |
| 71 | Bye. | 再见。 |
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