100小时能不能速通山西？美国女孩第一次在中国开车差点撞大运
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | This is where Black Myth Zhongkui is taking place | 黑神话中的忠九就在这里 |
| 0:02 | Join me on my 100-hour speedrun through Shanxi | 跟我一起跑100小时,穿越山西 |
| 0:05 | but this time with an upgrade | 但这次是升级 |
| 0:11 | What are you waiting for? | 你还在等什么? |
| 0:12 | Get in the car! | 上车! |
| 0:13 | I have 100 hours to speedrun Shanxi | 我还有100小时跑山西 |
| 0:16 | My goal is to visit as many cities as I can | 我的目标是去尽可能多的城市 |
| 0:18 | and visit one historical site and try one local food for each | 并参观一个历史遗址 并尝试一个当地食物 |
| 0:22 | Since Shanxi is mountainous, I brought a Volvo XC70 along with me | 山西是山地,我带了一辆卷轴XC70 |
| 0:26 | So I guess you can call this a road trip | 我想你可以把这叫做路途旅行 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | This is where Black Myth Zhongkui is taking place | 黑神话中的忠九就在这里 |
| 2 | Join me on my 100-hour speedrun through Shanxi | 跟我一起跑100小时,穿越山西 |
| 3 | but this time with an upgrade | 但这次是升级 |
| 4 | What are you waiting for? | 你还在等什么? |
| 5 | Get in the car! | 上车! |
| 6 | I have 100 hours to speedrun Shanxi | 我还有100小时跑山西 |
| 7 | My goal is to visit as many cities as I can | 我的目标是去尽可能多的城市 |
| 8 | and visit one historical site and try one local food for each | 并参观一个历史遗址 并尝试一个当地食物 |
| 9 | Since Shanxi is mountainous, I brought a Volvo XC70 along with me | 山西是山地,我带了一辆卷轴XC70 |
| 10 | So I guess you can call this a road trip | 我想你可以把这叫做路途旅行 |
| 11 | I got stuck the moment I got out, nobody will let me merge in | 我一出来就卡住了 没人会让我合并进来的 |
| 12 | Why? | 为什么? |
| 13 | Let me merge! | 让我合并! |
| 14 | Merging is like a competitive sport over here, what the... | 合并就像一个竞争运动 在这里,什么... |
| 15 | Okay, so I literally just arrived to my first location | 好,我刚到第一个地点 |
| 16 | of my first ever road trip in China | 这是我在中国的首次公路旅行 |
| 17 | and to be honest, I am kind of loving it | 老实说 我挺喜欢的 |
| 18 | Uhhh... guys? | 伙计们? |
| 19 | Oops, wrong place | 哎呀,错地方了 |
| 20 | Wrong thing, this is at the historical site though | 错了,这是历史遗址 |
| 21 | If you are going to Shanxi, I am 1000% sure that this place is on your list of places to go to | 如果你要去山西,我百分之百确定这个地方 在你们要去的地方名单上 |
| 22 | And you can tell by the sheer volume of people | 你可以从人数上看出来 |
| 23 | I have not seen this many people in a long long time | 我很久没见这么多人了 |
| 24 | Uhhh... | 呃... 说吧... |
| 25 | I think I found the main attraction | 我觉得我找到主要吸引力 |
| 26 | Good luck to me I guess? | 祝我好运吧? |
| 27 | I don't know how I'm gonna get in there and take a picture | 我不知道怎么进去拍照 |
| 28 | This is like the temple of heaven all over again, oh my god | 这又像天堂的神庙 |
| 29 | I made it out | 我挺过来了 |
| 30 | There's still like so many more to see | 还有好多东西要看 |
| 31 | Is it really worth seeing them all? | 这真的值得见到他们吗? |
| 32 | I'm just gonna say, the speedrun is not going well | 我只是要说, 速度跑不顺利 |
| 33 | Now don't get me wrong, this place was absolutely fantastic | 别误会,这地方绝对很棒 |
| 34 | So cool, something out of a storybook | 太酷了,从故事书里出来的东西 |
| 35 | But the amount of people, mind-blowing | 但人的数量,令人惊叹 |
| 36 | Unbelievable | 难以置信 |
| 37 | But there's one other thing that caught my attention | 但还有一件事引起我的注意 |
| 38 | Everybody seemed to be giving the Buddha a high five | 大家好像都在给佛祖打一针 |
| 39 | Now is that for luck or just fun? | 这是运气还是只是乐趣? |
| 40 | I don't know, but I copied | 我不知道,但我复制了 |
| 41 | There's 45 of them | 有45个 |
| 42 | At this point I started thinking, 40 caves? | 这时候我开始想 40个洞穴? |
| 43 | That's gonna take up way too much of my speedrun time | 那会占用我太多时间 |
| 44 | Maybe I should just... | 也许我应该... |
| 45 | I got in the line | 我排队了 |
| 46 | Lie to Lila | 向莱拉撒谎 |
| 47 | Fuck it | 他妈的 |
| 48 | This place is seriously way too stunning to skip | 这地方实在太美了,不能跳过 |
| 49 | But I gotta be honest, by the end of that line | 但我要老实说 到最后 |
| 50 | I started to feel like this guy | 我开始觉得像这家伙 |
| 51 | Time to finally see what that weight looks like | 终于该看看体重的样子了 |
| 52 | It goes all the way up on the ceiling too | 飞到天花板上 |
| 53 | And there's two of them stacked on top of each other | 还有两个堆在一起 |
| 54 | Now I think the important thing to remember here | 现在我想记住最重要的一点 |
| 55 | Is that this is one of 45 caves | 这是45个洞穴之一 |
| 56 | You're seriously telling me that there are 45 other caves just like this | 你是认真的,告诉我,还有45个洞 像这样 |
| 57 | How insane is that? | 太疯狂了? |
| 58 | But before that, I think I need a drink | 但在此之前,我想我需要喝一杯 |
| 59 | Another city, another soda | 又一个城市,又一个汽水 |
| 60 | But today here we have | 但今天我们在这里 |
| 61 | Alright Lao Chen, let's see what you have | 好,老陈,看看你有什么 |
| 62 | I like vinegar, but I don't really know how I feel about it in soda | 我喜欢醋,但我真的不知道 如何感觉,用苏打水 |
| 63 | Oh, I can smell the vinegar, yeah | 哦,我能闻到醋,是的 |
| 64 | It's not bad | 还不赖 |
| 65 | Honestly, I think it's pretty refreshing | 老实说,我觉得很新鲜 |
| 66 | But maybe anything would have been refreshing after that line I was just in | 但是,也许任何事情 是在清新 之后,我刚刚在行 |
| 67 | Now that my thirst has officially been quenched | 现在,我的口渴已经正式消退了 |
| 68 | It's time to get back to the mission | 是时候回去执行任务了 |
| 69 | It's really difficult to show you all just how impressive this place is | 很难让大家看到 这个地方多么令人印象深刻 |
| 70 | Because like every little inch is carved | 因为像每一寸小的雕刻 |
| 71 | And I can't really capture it unless I have like a 360 camera | 我无法真正捕捉到它 除非我有像360相机 |
| 72 | And even then I feel like you can't really see the details | 即使这样,我觉得你无法真正看到细节 |
| 73 | It's like something you have to see in person to fully grasp | 这就像你必须亲自看到的东西 才能充分把握 |
| 74 | Just the magnificence of it all | 这一切的伟大 |
| 75 | But I would say it is worth the wait | 但我会说值得等待 |
| 76 | I'm speechless | 我无话可说 |
| 77 | If I had to say something, it would probably be I'm hungry | 如果我有话要说,我可能饿了 |
| 78 | Boom! | 轰! |
| 79 | And just like that, I'm at the first restaurant of our carb-loving province | 就像那样,我在我们热爱碳的省份的第一餐厅 |
| 80 | And what are we eating today? | 我们今天吃什么? |
| 81 | Noodles | 面条 |
| 82 | Hermes面条,显然 | |
| 83 | This place is so crowded | 这地方太挤了 |
| 84 | I came like 10 minutes before open and I still had to sit outside | 我在开门前十分钟就来了,我还得在外面坐着 |
| 85 | My noodles finally arrived after waiting for 30 minutes | 我等了30分钟的面才到 |
| 86 | If you didn't know, Hermes is ridiculously overpriced | 如果你不知道,赫姆斯太贵了 |
| 87 | Now 30 yuan for a bowl of noodles | 30块,一碗面 |
| 88 | I wouldn't call that cheap, but I also wouldn't call that overpriced either | 我不会这么便宜 但我也不会这么便宜 |
| 89 | It is super good | 这是超级好 |
| 90 | The noodles are cooked perfectly, really tender | 面条做的很好,很嫩 |
| 91 | I don't know how to explain it, it's just like the perfect bowl | 我不知道该怎么解释 就像完美的碗 |
| 92 | Everything's perfect | 万事俱备 |
| 93 | To be honest, I thought that eating a bowl of hot noodles | 老实说,我想吃一碗热面 |
| 94 | While I'm like really hot would be awful | 虽然我像真的热 会是可怕的 |
| 95 | But it's actually not that bad | 其实也没那么糟 |
| 96 | Another day, another adventure | 又一天 又一次冒险 |
| 97 | Hopefully this one quicker than the last | 希望这个比上次更快 |
| 98 | That's where we're going to | 这就是我们要去的地方 |
| 99 | I'm sitting here with my sugar-coated noodles | 我坐在这里 与我的糖面 |
| 100 | On the third table under the table | 在第三张桌子下面 |
| 101 | My assistant | 我的助手们 |
| 102 | The girls are so cute | 姑娘们好可爱 |
| 103 | They're so cute | 他们好可爱 |
| 104 | He's so cute | 他好可爱 |
| 105 | He's so professional, that young | 他这么专业,那么年轻 |
| 106 | That young and already working a job, holy | 那个年轻而且已经工作了,神圣的 |
| 107 | What were you guys doing when you were that old, huh? | 你们这么老的时候在干什么? |
| 108 | Probably playing video games, watching TV | 可能玩电子游戏,看电视 |
| 109 | Look at that kid, becoming a tour guide at age 8 | 看看那个孩子 8岁成为导游 |
| 110 | Beautiful tower, beautiful tower | 美丽的塔,美丽的塔 |
| 111 | But I think I need to address the elephant | 但我想我需要跟大象说话 |
| 112 | Or the monkey in the room | 或者房间里的猴子 |
| 113 | I have never played Wukong | 我从来没有玩过武松 |
| 114 | I don't think I will ever play Wukong | 我永远也不会演武功了 |
| 115 | The reason I didn't play it is because | 我之所以没弹是因为 |
| 116 | There's so much to it | 有这么多 |
| 117 | There's so much fighting and | 有这么多的战斗和 |
| 118 | I grew up playing Sims | 我从小就扮演Sims |
| 119 | And I think that says a lot about me | 我觉得这说明了很多关于我的事 |
| 120 | But I'm glad that the game is doing well, you know what I mean? | 但我很高兴游戏进展顺利,你知道我的意思吗? |
| 121 | It's making gems like this beautiful tower popular | 它使宝石像这美丽的塔 流行起来 |
| 122 | Speaking of which | 说到这里 |
| 123 | I think it's about time that we head inside and check this thing out | 我想是时候进去看看了 |
| 124 | And this is how I found out that Shanxi is known for its vinegar | 所以我才发现山西以醋闻名 |
| 125 | Lovely | 可爱 |
| 126 | So I pulled up here for breakfast | 所以我拉在这里吃早餐 |
| 127 | Seems like a really hole-in-the-wall kind of place | 看起来像一个真正的洞 墙上的那种地方 |
| 128 | This is what the menu is | 这就是菜单 |
| 129 | I ordered a lamb soup | 我点了羊肉汤 |
| 130 | But when I went to order, the owner had something else in mind for me to try | 但是当我去订货时 店主想着别的东西 让我试试 |
| 131 | So I guess I'll give it a try, yeah? | 所以我想试试看,是吗? |
| 132 | It's like a cold noodle | 就像冷面一样 |
| 133 | It's sour and cold | 酸和凉 |
| 134 | And has a little bit of chili powder | 还有一点辣椒粉 |
| 135 | Or chili flakes in it | 或辣椒碎片在里面 |
| 136 | But it's not spicy, if that makes any sense | 但它不辣,如果有道理的话 |
| 137 | There's enough to flavor | 够味道了 |
| 138 | So when I asked if it was spicy, she said no | 所以当我问它是不是辣, 她说不 |
| 139 | There's a whole chili pepper in there | 里面有一整颗辣椒 |
| 140 | I've honestly never had a breakfast food like it | 我从来没有吃过这样的早餐 |
| 141 | 10 out of 10 experience | 10个经验中的10个 |
| 142 | I think I'm feeling pretty good | 我觉得我感觉很好 |
| 143 | Alright, let's get going then! | 好了,我们走吧! |
| 144 | So Florida is one of the flattest places | 所以,佛罗里达是最平坦的地方之一 |
| 145 | And because roads like this is really something that I'm not eating | 因为像这样的路 我真的不吃东西 |
| 146 | It feels almost like I'm going through a herd of elephants with all these coal trucks | 感觉就像我用这些煤车 穿过一群大象 |
| 147 | The XC70 and its fantastic MPA assist | XC70及其神奇的精神创伤和痛苦援助 |
| 148 | I am pretty darn sure I will get there safe and sound | 我非常确定我会安全到那里 |
| 149 | The MPA is an assist with maintaining speed | MPA是协助保持速度 |
| 150 | Keeping a safe distance with the car ahead | 和车保持安全距离 |
| 151 | And also safe lane changes | 安全通道也会改变 |
| 152 | And also, as you guys know, Volvo is one of the safest cars out there | 还有,你们知道,沃尔沃是最安全的车之一 |
| 153 | Which is something that I care a lot about | 我非常关心这个 |
| 154 | My mom is a 911 dispatcher | 我妈妈是911调度员 |
| 155 | So I have heard a lot of horror stories about car accidents | 我听过很多车祸的恐怖故事 |
| 156 | And I will be picking a safe car over anything | 我会挑辆安全车来做任何事 |
| 157 | So this is where my story starts to make a turn | 所以这就是我的故事开始转弯的地方 |
| 158 | As I went up the mountain, you can see that the traffic is slowly increasing | 当我上山时,你可以看到 交通在缓慢增加 |
| 159 | Until eventually we reached a standstill | 直到我们最终陷入僵局 |
| 160 | No trucks were moving at all in my direction | 没有卡车朝我的方向行驶 |
| 161 | I was sandwiched between trucks | 我被夹在卡车之间 |
| 162 | And who knows when this traffic would move | 谁知道交通什么时候会动 |
| 163 | It could be 30 minutes, it could be an hour, it could be all night | 可能30分钟 可能一小时 可能整晚 |
| 164 | Then all of a sudden the car started making a new lane down the middle | 然后突然车开到中间 |
| 165 | So obviously I followed | 很明显我跟着 |
| 166 | Apparently 1 plus 1 can equal 3 | 显然1加1等于3 |
| 167 | Or does it? | 是吗? |
| 168 | I was sure these people knew what they were doing | 我肯定这些人知道他们在做什么 |
| 169 | They did not | 他们没有 |
| 170 | The guy in front of me literally clipped his mirror on the truck in front of me | 我前面那个家伙 在我前面的卡车上剪了他的镜子 |
| 171 | He clipped his mirror | 他剪了镜子 |
| 172 | I cannot go to where I am | 我无法去我所在的地方 |
| 173 | XC is doing everything it can to prevent me from completing my speed run | XC正在竭尽所能阻止我完成速度运行 |
| 174 | At least this car is really comfortable, honestly | 至少这辆车真的很舒服,老实说 |
| 175 | It's like my safe space | 这就像我的安全空间 |
| 176 | It's comfy here, I'm not getting rained on | 这里很舒服,我不下雨 |
| 177 | After that I needed a good meal to calm myself down | 之后我需要一顿好饭来安抚自己 |
| 178 | Because that was intense | 因为那很激烈 |
| 179 | A huge pan of steamed potatoes and noodles | 一大锅蒸土豆和面条 |
| 180 | If that does not scream XC, I do not know what will | 如果那不叫XC,我不知道会是什么 |
| 181 | But I can tell you that I absolutely loved this carb combo | 但我可以告诉你 我绝对喜欢这个卡布组合 |
| 182 | It was so so good, so I wolfed it down | 它是如此的好, 所以我狼化下来 |
| 183 | 10 out of 10, I love this and would eat it a million times | 十分之一 我喜欢这个 吃上百万次 |
| 184 | Let's go visit an ancient city of Mamba? | 让我们去参观一个古老的城市 曼巴? |
| 185 | Mamba Ancient City? | 曼巴古城吗? |
| 186 | Mamba out | 曼巴出来 |
| 187 | Mamba out to the ancient city | 曼巴去古城 |
| 188 | This is the highest tech ancient city I've ever seen | 这是我见过的最高科技古城 |
| 189 | What is going on? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 190 | This is definitely not what I pictured in my brain when I heard the words ancient city | 这绝对不是我听到古城的话时想象的 |
| 191 | But it's definitely... | 但绝对... |
| 192 | Sorry, I just got flashed | 对不起,我刚被闪了 |
| 193 | It is definitely an interesting lifestyle | 这绝对是一种有趣的生活方式 |
| 194 | Sorry, everybody walking by me is just covering their eyes | 对不起,大家走过我,只是遮住眼睛 |
| 195 | I'm just taking this moment to soak in being around people | 我只是把这一刻 浸在周围的人 |
| 196 | And not being around massive trucks | 不在大型卡车附近 |
| 197 | That are cramming me in from the side | 这让我挤在一边 |
| 198 | I feel like I've gained a new fear during that | 我觉得在这期间我又开始恐惧了 |
| 199 | I feel like I'm claustrophobic now | 我现在感觉有点幽闭恐惧症 |
| 200 | I'm going to sit here and heal | 我要坐在这里疗伤 |
| 201 | And watch this live stream | 看着这个直播小溪 |
| 202 | No more trucks | 没有卡车了 |
| 203 | So I took in the ancient city vibe | 于是我进入了古城的氛围 |
| 204 | But then I kind of started to rain pretty hard | 但我开始下大雨 |
| 205 | And I kept getting flashed, so I decided to leave | 我不断被闪烁 所以我决定离开 |
| 206 | Except on my way out, it started pouring rain | 除了我出去的路上,它开始下雨了 |
| 207 | I got stuck in the ancient city | 我被困在古城里了 |
| 208 | Seriously, how unlucky can one girl get on the speed run in Shanxi? | 说真的,一个女孩在山西跑得这么快,还能有多倒霉?. |
| 209 | And then the whole place started to flood | 然后整个地方开始泛滥 |
| 210 | And then my ancestral converse | 然后我的祖传之谈 |
| 211 | That you guys have said are welded to my feet | 你们说过的 被焊到我脚上 |
| 212 | Thanks for that, by the way | 谢谢你,顺便说一句 |
| 213 | Got absolutely soaked on the way out | 出去的时候被湿透了 |
| 214 | We are talking drench, we are talking they drowned | 我们谈论的是枯水,我们谈论的是他们淹死了。 |
| 215 | It was over | 都结束了 |
| 216 | Shanxi, why don't you love me? | 山西,你为什么不爱我? |
| 217 | I'm currently blow drying my shoes | 我现在正在吹干我的鞋 |
| 218 | So I can leave | 所以我可以离开 |
| 219 | What is my life? | 什么是我的生活吗? |
| 220 | Honestly, at this point, fuck the speed run | 老实说,现在,他妈的快跑 |
| 221 | Let's just have some fun, okay? | 让我们只是一些乐趣,好吗? |
| 222 | The benefit of taking a car over the train | 乘车过火车的好处 |
| 223 | Is that I can bring so many more things with me | 我可以带这么多东西来 |
| 224 | My suitcases, water, camera equipment, my drone | 我的行李箱 水 摄像头 无人机 |
| 225 | And there was still so much extra space | 还有这么多的空间 |
| 226 | Last time I had to take a backpack and it did this to me | 上次我拿了个背包,它这样对我 |
| 227 | So needless to say, I am very grateful for this car | 不用说,我非常感谢这辆车 |
| 228 | Especially since I have not had to take time out of my day to recharge it | 尤其是因为我不用花时间来充电 |
| 229 | There goes the only downside I can think of when speed running with a car | 我唯一能想到的就是车速的下降 |
| 230 | So I just arrived at Taiyuan, yet another coal museum | 所以我刚到大同,又一个煤矿博物馆 |
| 231 | How do I seriously keep ending up at these things? | 我怎么能一直这样 |
| 232 | I mean, I guess coal is a pretty important thing | 我的意思是,我想煤炭是一个相当重要的事情 |
| 233 | Especially in Shanxi | 尤其在山西 |
| 234 | Anyway, let's go learn about coal again, shall we? | 我们再去学学煤,好吗? |
| 235 | Now for your sakes, I'm not going to show the museum part | 看在你的份上 我不会展示博物馆的部分 |
| 236 | Because you clicked on this video for fun, not to learn about coal | 因为你点击这段视频是为了好玩,而不是学习煤炭 |
| 237 | So let's get our hands dirty and head to the mines, baby | 所以让我们的手弄脏 并头到矿井,宝贝 |
| 238 | My hard hat actually had a flashlight this time | 这次我的硬帽子有手电筒 |
| 239 | So I decided to put that to good use | 所以我决定好好利用它 |
| 240 | Once the mine cart, or I guess this is a mine train, started going | 一旦雷车,或者我猜这是辆地雷列车,开始开动 |
| 241 | I began to realize this was going to be a different ride than usual | 我开始意识到这将会是 与往常不同的旅程 |
| 242 | I don't know why, but this thing was so loud | 我不知道为什么,但这件事太吵了 |
| 243 | And ridiculously bumpy | 和荒谬的颠簸 |
| 244 | It felt more like a rollercoaster than anything | 感觉更像是滚轮机 |
| 245 | I miss my Volvo right now | 我现在想念我的沃尔沃 |
| 246 | So I think that was kind of underwhelming | 所以我觉得这有点下沉 |
| 247 | It was really educational | 这真是教育 |
| 248 | If you want to be educated, this is your place | 如果你想接受教育,这是你的地方 |
| 249 | But experience-wise, I didn't really get the free roam | 但经验证明,我真的没有 得到自由漫游 |
| 250 | And that I think is one of the most fun aspects for me | 我觉得对我来说是最有趣的方面之一 |
| 251 | Is being in the mine and getting a free roam | 在矿井里闲逛 |
| 252 | To pretend that I'm a miner and this is my day | 假装我是矿工,这是我的一天 |
| 253 | Seriously, I'm so grateful to be back in this car | 说真的,我真的很感激能回到这辆车 |
| 254 | Let's go eat | 我们去吃饭吧 |
| 255 | This is my mukbang Volvo edition | 这是我的木邦伏尔沃版 |
| 256 | I got this, it's a xiaochi, it's called wan tu | 我拿到这个,是小奇,叫做旺图 |
| 257 | Or wan tu | 或 旺图 |
| 258 | I don't know why I'm holding these like chopsticks | 我不知道为什么我拿着这些像筷子一样 |
| 259 | I don't really know what it's called, alright | 我真的不知道它叫什么,好吗? |
| 260 | If you guys know, let me know | 你们知道就告诉我 |
| 261 | It's like a solid glass noodle | 这就像一个坚固的玻璃面 |
| 262 | It's kind of spicy | 有点辣 |
| 263 | It's getting me in the back of the throat | 它让我在喉咙后面 |
| 264 | And just like that, I was off to my next destination | 就这样,我要去下一个目的地 |
| 265 | Okay, where the hell am I? | 好吧,我他妈的在哪里? |
| 266 | What the hell is going on? | 这到底是怎么回事? |
| 267 | What is this? | 这是什么? |
| 268 | Where am I? | 我这是在哪? |
| 269 | I rolled down the window | 我摇下窗子 |
| 270 | Thinking I would get some fresh country air | 想到我会得到一些新鲜的乡村空气 |
| 271 | And I got a fresh whiff of country cow poop | 还有一股新鲜的乡村牛粪味 |
| 272 | Thank god I have the air freshener in here | 谢天谢地,这里有新鲜空气 |
| 273 | I do not know what I would do without that thing | 我不知道没有那东西我该怎么办 |
| 274 | And no, I'm not talking about your average air freshener | 不,我不是说普通的空气净化器 |
| 275 | This car actually has an air freshener built into it | 这辆车里面装了空气清新器 |
| 276 | Three of them to be exact | 确切地说,其中三个 |
| 277 | Even after prolonged exposure to sunlight | 即使长时间暴露于阳光之下 |
| 278 | There is no weird smell | 没有怪异的味道 |
| 279 | And thank god for that because without it | 感谢上帝,因为没有它 |
| 280 | It'd be one shitty ride | 这将是一个糟糕的旅程 |
| 281 | It is really cool to be driving through the countryside | 开车穿过农村真的很酷 |
| 282 | Seeing all the corn fields, cabbage fields | 看到所有的玉米地,白菜地 |
| 283 | People selling their vegetables | 卖蔬菜的人 |
| 284 | I'm pretty happy that I didn't take the highway this time | 我很高兴这次没走高速公路 |
| 285 | Now my next destination was originally not on my list to visit | 现在,我的下一个目的地 原本不在我访问的名单上 |
| 286 | But when I saw just how close it was to me on the map | 但我看到地图上离我有多近 |
| 287 | I knew I had to make a detour | 我知道我必须绕路 |
| 288 | Everyone knows about Qiaojia Daoyue | 所有人都知道小家大义 |
| 289 | But I only learned about its existence from a random movie clip I saw while doom scrolling one day | 但我只从片段中得知它的存在 有一天我看到末日卷轴 |
| 290 | It was the clip where she found out that the maid had lanterns in her room | 她发现那个女仆房间里有灯笼 |
| 291 | And I was like, damn, she's really that mad about a lamp? | 而我就像,该死的, 她真的那么生气的灯? |
| 292 | It's just a lamp | 只是一个灯 |
| 293 | I only watched the movie after I finished my trip | 我旅行完才看电影 |
| 294 | And man, do I regret that | 伙计,我是否后悔 |
| 295 | I feel like I missed so much | 我觉得我错过了这么多 |
| 296 | I mean, I didn't even know the symbolism of the lamps | 我甚至不知道灯的象征意义 |
| 297 | I just thought they were a cool decoration | 我只是觉得这些装饰很酷 |
| 298 | I definitely need to go back now | 我现在一定要回去 |
| 299 | Vinegar ice cream | 醋冰淇淋 |
| 300 | Thank you, Qiao family | 谢谢,小家 |
| 301 | Let's dig in, shall we? | 让我们挖进去,好吗? |
| 302 | It's somehow worse than the Douzhuo ice cream | 比豆腐冰激凌还糟 |
| 303 | I think it's because it's sour | 我想是因为酸 |
| 304 | It just tastes like it's gone bad | 它只是尝起来很糟 |
| 305 | I will not be eating that again when I go back | 我回去以后不会再吃这个了 |
| 306 | Okay, I just need to say something about Shanxi | 好,我只想说说山西的事 |
| 307 | I have seriously never seen so many trucks in my entire life | 我这辈子从没见过这么多卡车 |
| 308 | Okay, so you guys remember just a few minutes ago in this video | 好了,所以你们还记得 几分钟前在这段视频 |
| 309 | I had one tuo, one tu, whatever it's called | 我有一个Tuo,一个Tu, 不管它叫什么 |
| 310 | Well, now I have stir-fried one tu or one tuo | 好吧,现在我已经搅炒 一两或一两 |
| 311 | I don't know, they both taste different though | 我不知道,他们都不同味儿 |
| 312 | I think I prefer this one | 我想我更喜欢这个 |
| 313 | When I learned that there was a hot version, I had to try it | 当我得知有热的版本,我不得不试试 |
| 314 | You can't try one version and then not try the other, you know what I mean? | 你不能尝试一个版本 然后不尝试另一个,你知道我的意思吗? |
| 315 | It's a crime because then you can't compare the two | 这是犯罪,因为那样你就不能比较了 |
| 316 | If you guys have tried this, which version do you prefer? | 如果你们试过了,你们喜欢哪个版本? |
| 317 | I also like that it has potatoes | 我也喜欢它有马铃薯 |
| 318 | Potatoes and noodles, man | 土豆和面条,伙计 |
| 319 | Shanxi really does love its carbs | 山西真的很爱它的碳水化合物 |
| 320 | So this is the place from the Zhongkui trailer | 原来这里是钟井拖车的 |
| 321 | And since it dropped three days ago | 自从三天前掉下来 |
| 322 | I guess nobody has gotten the memo yet | 我想还没有人收到备忘录 |
| 323 | That this is the next place to visit | 这是下一个去的地方 |
| 324 | And so I'm the first one, which is really nice | 所以,我是第一个, 这真的很好 |
| 325 | Because I have the place to myself | 因为我有自己的地方 |
| 326 | I'll go ahead and show you guys around, yeah? | 我先带你们四处看看,好吗? |
| 327 | Nobody here, it is literally just me | 这儿没人,就我一个人 |
| 328 | This is Ling Shi Hou Tu Miao | 这位是凌世豪图密奥 |
| 329 | And it is the same temple that was in the Zhongkui trailer | 和钟井拖车里的同一座寺庙 |
| 330 | Except it looks a little bit different in the trailer | 除了拖车里看起来有点不一样 |
| 331 | Because they put it on the edge of a cliff | 因为他们把它放在悬崖边 |
| 332 | But in real life, it's just in a field | 但是在现实生活中,它只是在一个领域 |
| 333 | This is probably one of the cooler temples that I've been to | 这也许是我去过的最酷的寺庙之一 |
| 334 | Just because if you look at it, it is all still so natural | 只是因为如果你看它, 它仍然如此自然 |
| 335 | A lot of the paint has rubbed off from the wood | 木头上涂了很多油漆 |
| 336 | Leaving it in its natural state | 让它处于自然状态 |
| 337 | But this isn't your typical tourist site | 但这里不是你典型的旅游景点 |
| 338 | There's no ticket booths, no line | 没有售票亭,没有线路 |
| 339 | And just one uncle taking care of the whole place | 只有一个叔叔照顾整个地方 |
| 340 | I was lucky enough that he was there when I showed up | 幸好我出现时他在场 |
| 341 | But if he's not, you have to give him a call | 但是如果他不是,你得给他打电话 |
| 342 | And see when he'll be back again | 看他什么时候回来 |
| 343 | This place is definitely a hidden treasure | 这地方绝对是藏宝 |
| 344 | I'll put the address here | 我把地址放这儿 |
| 345 | If you guys are nearby, be sure to visit | 如果你们在附近 请务必去拜访一下 |
| 346 | Before it becomes an ex-blacksmith wukong site | 在成为前铁匠武功遗址之前 |
| 347 | And I think this green onion growing in between the bricks | 我觉得绿洋葱在砖块之间生长 |
| 348 | Just shows you how untouched this place truly is | 告诉你这地方到底有多不动 |
| 349 | And it turns out I was close to another daoyuan | 结果发现我和另一个大黄瓜很亲近 |
| 350 | This time it was Wangjia Daoyuan | 这次是王家大同 |
| 351 | Type one in the chat if your last name is Wang | 如果您姓王, 请在聊天中输入 1 |
| 352 | This is your home | 这是你的家 |
| 353 | Come home | 回来 |
| 354 | But I didn't have time for all that | 但我没有时间做这些 |
| 355 | I had to keep moving | 我不得不继续前进 |
| 356 | You know what time it is | 你知道现在几点了 |
| 357 | Lunchtime | 午餐时间 |
| 358 | So right now I'm at a restaurant and I'm eating dog tongues | 所以现在我在餐馆吃狗舌头 |
| 359 | Dog tongue noodles, of course | 当然是狗舌面 |
| 360 | Actual dog tongue | 实际狗舌 |
| 361 | It's just because they're shaped like that | 只是因为他们的形状是这样的 |
| 362 | This is really good | 这真的很好吃 |
| 363 | This province definitely does their noodles right | 这个省肯定做他们的面条 |
| 364 | And this is 13 for this big bowl | 这个大碗是十三块 |
| 365 | I actually prefer them being this size because then | 其实我更喜欢这么大,因为那样 |
| 366 | You know when noodles are like thicker | 你知道当面条像更厚 |
| 367 | They get like stuck together a lot of the time | 他们经常在一起 |
| 368 | And they go like trying to like hold them up | 他们就像想抱住他们一样 |
| 369 | And then it's like super heavy | 然后就像超级重 |
| 370 | This is like perfect | 这就像完美的 |
| 371 | The name itself is a little clickbaity | 名称本身是一个小点击 |
| 372 | But the noodles are really good | 但面条真的很好吃 |
| 373 | So I can't be mad | 所以我不会生气的 |
| 374 | I'm really happy that I came to try them | 我真的很高兴我来试试 |
| 375 | Hmm, I wonder where my last place will be | 嗯,我不知道我的最后一个地方会在哪里 |
| 376 | Hey, over here | 嘿,在这里 |
| 377 | Welcome to my last and final destination of my Shanxi speedrun | 欢迎来到我山西快车的最后目的地 |
| 378 | And I think this one might just be one of my favorites | 我觉得这个可能是我最喜欢的 |
| 379 | Take a look at that tower | 看看那个塔 |
| 380 | Wow | 哗 |
| 381 | This tower is from the 12th century | 这个塔来自12世纪 |
| 382 | And somehow it is still standing today | 不知何故它今天还站着 |
| 383 | So one thing that you might have noticed about this tower | 所以有件事你可能已经注意到了这个塔 |
| 384 | Is that it looks like somebody has literally taken a knife | 看来有人真的拿了把刀 |
| 385 | Straight down the middle of it | 直下中间 |
| 386 | Now that is from an earthquake | 这是地震造成的 |
| 387 | Another cool thing about this tower is that it is literally just | 这座塔的另一件很酷的事是 它其实只是 |
| 388 | In the middle of a community | 在社区中间 |
| 389 | It's right next to a middle school | 就在中学旁边 |
| 390 | No tickets required | 无需机票 |
| 391 | It's free | 免费的 |
| 392 | Anybody can come | 任何人都可以来 |
| 393 | People are literally just living their lives around this tower | 人们只是住在这座塔周围 |
| 394 | And that concludes my Shanxi speedrun | 我的山西快车到此结束 |
| 395 | To be honest | 老实说 |
| 396 | I don't really know if I'd consider this a complete pass of a speedrun | 我真的不知道,如果我会认为 这是完全 通过速度跑 |
| 397 | I had so many other places that I wanted to go to | 我还有很多地方想去 |
| 398 | Because I thought Shanxi was a small province | 因为我以为山西是个小省 |
| 399 | So I could finish it all in four days under a hundred hours | 这样我就可以在四天之内完成这一切 不到一百小时 |
| 400 | But it turns out it is a lot bigger than I thought | 但事实证明它比我想的要大得多 |
| 401 | I ended up driving so much more than I thought | 结果我开车超乎想象 |
| 402 | I mean, this car took it like a champ | 我的意思是,这辆车把它像冠军 |
| 403 | I filled up a single time at the beginning | 一开始我只填满了一次 |
| 404 | Spent 300 yen | 花了300日圆 |
| 405 | And I have not had to refuel or recharge since | 之后我就不用再加油或补给了 |
| 406 | With both an engine and a battery in there | 里面有发动机和电池 |
| 407 | The range of this car is absolutely insane | 这车的射程绝对是疯了 |
| 408 | I drove for a thousand kilometers | 我开了一千公里 |
| 409 | And I didn't need to fret about charging it a single time | 也不用费钱 |
| 410 | It was such a time saver | 这么节省时间 |
| 411 | The XC70 makes an amazing road trip partner | XC70是惊人的公路旅行伙伴 |
| 412 | It's honestly unbelievable what a trooper it's been | 这真是难以置信,一个士兵已经 |
| 413 | It gave me no problems at all | 一点问题都没有 |
| 414 | Even though I gave it a few along the way | 虽然我一路上给了它一些 |
| 415 | Let's not talk about that | 我们不要谈这个 |
| 416 | Shanxi, you gave me a tough time at the beginning | 山西,一开始你让我很辛苦 |
| 417 | But, god, it was worth it | 但是,上帝,这是值得的 |
| 418 | You're stunning | 你真厉害 |
| 419 | I would love to come back someday | 我很想有一天回来 |
| 420 | And maybe bring my parents | 带我父母来 |
| 421 | See everything that Shanxi has to offer | 看山西能提供的一切 |
| 422 | Because there were so many things that I saw along the road | 因为我在路上看到很多东西 |
| 423 | And I was like, oh, I wish I could stop and see that | 我当时想,哦,我希望我能停下来看看 |
| 424 | But I just don't have the time | 但我没有时间 |
| 425 | I'm taking my speedrun seriously | 我认真的 |
| 426 | No delays | 无延误 |
| 427 | Yeah, I had a lovely time | 是啊,我玩得很开心 |
| 428 | And I hope that you guys enjoyed this video | 我希望你们喜欢这个视频 |
| 429 | And I will see you all in the next one | 下一场见 |
| 430 | Peace out | 安静下来 |
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