当“好男人”被拒绝后 | When “Nice Guys”
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Welcome back to a new video, guys. | 欢迎回到新的视频,伙计们。 |
| 0:01 | Today we're gonna be reading r slash nice guys. | 今天我们要去阅读 rslash好家伙。 |
| 0:05 | The actual meaning of a nice guy in dating slang terms | 一个好男人在约会中的真实意义 |
| 0:09 | is a nice guy often means a man who acts kind | 是个好人 经常是好人 |
| 0:13 | only because he expects romance, sex, attention, | 只因为他期待浪漫, 性,关注, |
| 0:18 | or love in return. | 或爱作为回报。 |
| 0:20 | So they would, so I guess their way of thinking is, | 所以,我猜他们的想法是, |
| 0:23 | I was nice to her, so she should want me in return. | 我对她很好,所以她应该要我回报。 |
| 0:26 | And they should wanna give everything to me, everything. | 他们应该给我一切,一切。 |
| 0:29 | Usually I feel like nice guys are like incels | 平时我觉得好人就像内衣 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| 1 | Welcome back to a new video, guys. | 欢迎回到新的视频,伙计们。 |
| 2 | Today we're gonna be reading r slash nice guys. | 今天我们要去阅读 rslash好家伙。 |
| 3 | The actual meaning of a nice guy in dating slang terms | 一个好男人在约会中的真实意义 |
| 4 | is a nice guy often means a man who acts kind | 是个好人 经常是好人 |
| 5 | only because he expects romance, sex, attention, | 只因为他期待浪漫, 性,关注, |
| 6 | or love in return. | 或爱作为回报。 |
| 7 | So they would, so I guess their way of thinking is, | 所以,我猜他们的想法是, |
| 8 | I was nice to her, so she should want me in return. | 我对她很好,所以她应该要我回报。 |
| 9 | And they should wanna give everything to me, everything. | 他们应该给我一切,一切。 |
| 10 | Usually I feel like nice guys are like incels | 平时我觉得好人就像内衣 |
| 11 | or people that just never get girls, I guess. | 或那些永远得不到女孩的人 |
| 12 | Not saying that never getting girls automatically | 不是说永远不能自动得到女孩 |
| 13 | makes you a nice guy, some people just aren't interested. | 让你成为一个好人 有些人只是不感兴趣。 |
| 14 | But nice guys tend to be the aggressive ones. | 但好人往往会攻击别人 |
| 15 | If you ever see those text message threads, | 如果你看到那些短信线索 |
| 16 | when the girl rejects a guy, he just flips out. | 当女孩拒绝一个男人, 他只是发疯。 |
| 17 | Before he's like, oh, you're the most beautiful, | 在他像,哦, 你是最美丽的, |
| 18 | you're amazing, you're like a star, you're my world. | 你是惊人的,你就像一个明星, 你是我的世界。 |
| 19 | And then she rejects him and he's like, you know what, | 然后她拒绝了他 他就像,你知道, |
| 20 | you're actually ugly, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. | 其实你是丑陋, 轰,轰,轰,轰. |
| 21 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}好心人 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}好心人 | |
| 22 | You don't wanna be this guy. | 你不想成为这个家伙。 |
| 23 | You don't wanna be this nice guy. | 你不想成为这个好人 |
| 24 | You wanna be like literally a nice person, | 你想成为一个真正的好人, |
| 25 | but you don't wanna be the Reddit nice guy, you know? | 但你不想成为Reddit的好人 你知道吗? |
| 26 | Anyway, let's get into this and read it. | 总之,让我们开始读它。 |
| 27 | Oh yeah, and another common thing is nice guys | 哦,是的,另一个常见的事情是好人 |
| 28 | complain about women liking bad boys, | 抱怨女人喜欢坏男孩, |
| 29 | gets very, very angry and upset when women reject them. | 女人拒绝的时候会非常非常愤怒和不安 |
| 30 | He acts like being polite means he deserves a relationship. | 他表现得有礼貌 就意味着他应该有一段关系 |
| 31 | So a relationship should be handed to him | 所以应该把他的关系交给他 |
| 32 | because he's nice or polite. | 因为他是好人或礼貌 |
| 33 | Get out of here. | 滚出去 |
| 34 | And they say things like, I'm such a good guy. | 他们说,我是个好人。 |
| 35 | Why doesn't she like me? | 她为什么不喜欢我? |
| 36 | Out of here, bro. | 离开这里,兄弟。 |
| 37 | And then number five, he is not actually kind | 然后第五,他其实不是好人 |
| 38 | when he does not get what he wants. | 当他得不到他想要的。 |
| 39 | Yeah, that pretty much summarizes like a nice guy. | 是啊,这几乎总结 像一个好人。 |
| 40 | They really fake everything, so they're not actually nice. | 他们真的假的,所以他们其实不是很好。 |
| 41 | They just fake it so much. | 他们只是假装它这么多。 |
| 42 | And then when they don't get the result, | 然后当他们没有得到结果, |
| 43 | they think they're like, oh, I'm being nice and polite. | 他们认为他们喜欢, 哦,我是好和礼貌的。 |
| 44 | This girl should just give me everything. | 这个女孩应该给我一切。 |
| 45 | Her body, time, emotional connection, everything. | 她的身体,时间,情感联系,一切。 |
| 46 | Obviously she rejects him | 显然她拒绝他 |
| 47 | because she probably gets like that weird vibe. | 因为她可能 得到这样的怪异的氛围。 |
| 48 | I'm sure you could probably feel this vibe. | 我敢肯定,你可能会感觉到这种气氛。 |
| 49 | I don't know if you're a woman, | 我不知道你是不是个女人 |
| 50 | you could let me know if you ever felt that. | 你可以告诉我 如果你有这种感觉。 |
| 51 | The woman rejects him. | 妇拒之. |
| 52 | The guy flips out, blows a gasket, | 那家伙发疯了,吹气垫, |
| 53 | and then they post them on Reddit for us to read. | 然后他们把它们贴在Reddit上,让我们阅读。 |
| 54 | So that's what we're about to read. | 所以,这就是我们要读的。 |
| 55 | Nice guys on Reddit. | 瑞迪特的好伙计 |
| 56 | Also, there are nice girls. | 还有好女孩 |
| 57 | There is a thing such as nice girls | 有这么好的女孩 |
| 58 | and we'll cover that in the next video. | 我们会在接下来的录像中报道 |
| 59 | They'll be right after this video. | 他们马上就要拍完这段录像了 |
| 60 | Let's get into it. | 进曰. |
| 61 | You don't have to be rude | 你不必无礼 |
| 62 | after he has a year long conversation with himself | 在他和自己谈了一年之后 |
| 63 | in my DMs. | 在我的模式。 |
| 64 | Obviously all the names are blanked out. | 很明显,所有的名字都是空白的。 |
| 65 | This started July 10th at 10.30 PM. | 这从7月10日晚上10点30分开始. |
| 66 | Yeah, low key, bro. | 是啊,低键,兄弟。 |
| 67 | Men after 10.30. | 10点30分以后的男人 |
| 68 | I don't know if you guys have seen that shit, | 我不知道你们有没有看到那狗屎, |
| 69 | but men after 10.30, bro. | 10点30分以后是男人 |
| 70 | Or men after 10. | 或十后众生. |
| 71 | It's like a switch flips and they're just like, | 这就像开关翻转 他们只是, |
| 72 | what are you wearing? | 你穿着什么? |
| 73 | Men after 10. | 男子10岁后。 |
| 74 | Anyways, July 10th. | 总之,7月10日。 |
| 75 | Yo, July 10th. | 哟,7月10日。 |
| 76 | July 10th. | 七月十日th. |
| 77 | Hey, July 17th, almost 9 PM. | 嘿,7月17日,几乎9点。 |
| 78 | Hey, how have you been? | 嘿,你好吗? |
| 79 | You're looking great. | 你看起来棒极了 |
| 80 | Couple of months later, September 24th. | 几个月后 9月24日 |
| 81 | Hey, how's it going? | 嘿,怎么样? |
| 82 | I like how these are all like at night. | 我喜欢这些夜晚的样子 |
| 83 | Like these are all like around like eight, nine, 10 PM. | 像是八、九、十点左右 |
| 84 | October 20th. | 十月二十日th. |
| 85 | Hey, you know, I watched Peaky Blinders like crazy | 嘿,你知道,我看 皮基盲人像疯了 |
| 86 | after you showed me it. | 你给我看之后 |
| 87 | For years, I loved that show and you introduced me to it. | 多年来,我很喜欢那个节目,你给我介绍。 |
| 88 | You made me origami and rice ball food. | 你给我做了折纸和米球食品 |
| 89 | You were dope. | 你是瘾君子。 |
| 90 | I wish I could have been better to you. | 真希望我能对你更好 |
| 91 | Oh, so I guess they did meet in person and she was nice. | 哦,我猜他们的确面对面见面 她很好。 |
| 92 | Something probably happened. | 可能会出事 |
| 93 | Pretty much he scared her off by probably being a nice guy. | 几乎他把她吓跑了 可能是一个好人。 |
| 94 | I've always wished that. | 我一直希望这样 |
| 95 | Oh, like, shit, how can I sound like a nice guy? | 哦,像,狗屎, 我怎么听起来像一个好人? |
| 96 | She, like a nice guy. | 她,像一个好人。 |
| 97 | Obviously, I'm a very kind gentleman | 很明显,我是个好绅士 |
| 98 | since we're talking about Peaky Blinders. | 因为我们谈论的就是小瞎子 |
| 99 | Well, what's the nice guy voice? | 那么,什么是好男人的声音? |
| 100 | Let me get the nice guy voice for you guys. | 让我给你听个好声音 |
| 101 | All right, listen to this. | 好吧,听这个。 |
| 102 | Good morning, star shine. | 早上好,星星闪耀。 |
| 103 | The earth says hello. | 大地问安. |
| 104 | I guess we kind of know what a nice guy sounds like. | 我想我们知道一个好人听起来像什么 |
| 105 | I don't know if I could do that, but I've always wished that. | 我不知道我能不能做到这一点, 但我一直希望这样。 |
| 106 | I don't know, I'm sorry. | 我不知道,对不起。 |
| 107 | I always felt connected to you and I needed to say it. | 我总是觉得和你有关 需要说出来 |
| 108 | February 23rd, the next year. | 二月二十三,次年废. |
| 109 | Hey, how's it going? | 嘿,怎么样? |
| 110 | Not trying to bother you. | 无意打扰你 |
| 111 | Just seeing if you wanted to catch up. | 只是想看看你想不想赶上来 |
| 112 | February 24th. | 二月二十四日th. |
| 113 | I don't know why I think of you as a different person. | 我不知道为什么我把你当成另一个人 |
| 114 | Sorry for messaging you. | 抱歉给你留言 |
| 115 | Crazy for me to have memories, I guess. | 我疯狂的有记忆,我想。 |
| 116 | Okay, now it's the, like, victim mentality coming out. | 好吧,现在它一样, 受害者心态出来了。 |
| 117 | Hey, emoji. | 嘿,爱莫吉。 |
| 118 | This is blank. | 这是空白的。 |
| 119 | Oh, I guess this is a different app. | 哦,我想这是一个不同的应用程序。 |
| 120 | 这看起来像Facebook。 | |
| 121 | Would you be willing to catch up sometime? | 你愿意赶上吗? |
| 122 | Well, no worries. | 嗯,不用担心。 |
| 123 | Hope you're doing well. | 希望你表现的不错 |
| 124 | Hey, sorry. | 对不起 |
| 125 | I have a very serious relationship. | 我有一个非常严重的关系。 |
| 126 | I'm not interested in talking to past partners | 我对跟过去搭档说话没兴趣 |
| 127 | as I focus on my future with my current partner. | 我专注于我的未来 与我的现任伙伴。 |
| 128 | Oh, so this is her past partner. | 哦,这是她过去的搭档。 |
| 129 | I don't think they lasted very long because, | 我觉得他们不会持续太久 因为 |
| 130 | I don't know, I'm just getting that vibe | 我不知道,我只是得到那种感觉 |
| 131 | where she probably left them, like, quick. | 在那里她可能离开了他们一样,快。 |
| 132 | For sure, that's why I asked, LOL. | 当然,这就是为什么我问,LOL。 |
| 133 | You don't have to be rude. | 不须无礼. |
| 134 | A lot easier ways to say, hey, sorry, I'm seeing someone. | 说起来容易多了,嘿,对不起,我和某人约会了 |
| 135 | I didn't have to respond at all. | 我完全不用回应 |
| 136 | You texted me at least five times | 你至少给我发了五次短信 |
| 137 | on two separate platforms. | 在两个不同的平台上。 |
| 138 | That's literally stalker slash obsession behavior. | 简直就是跟踪狂的痴迷行为 |
| 139 | When we really only saw each other for a couple months. | 当我们真正只见面 几个月。 |
| 140 | I even told you sorry, just to spare your feelings. | 我甚至告诉你对不起, 只是让你的感情。 |
| 141 | When I didn't even have to respond. | 当我甚至不用回应。 |
| 142 | If you think any of this is me being rude, | 如果你认为这些是我无礼 |
| 143 | then there's no wonder you're texting me after seven years | 难怪你七年后给我发短信 |
| 144 | and still don't have anyone. | 仍然没有任何人。 |
| 145 | Seven years. | 七年.. |
| 146 | Oh, shit. | 该死 |
| 147 | Okay, let's read some of the comments. | 好吧,让我们读一些评论。 |
| 148 | There's a right way and a wrong way | 有正确的方式和错误的方式 |
| 149 | to say you're seeing someone. | 说你在和某人约会 |
| 150 | And any way that makes me feel uncomfortable at all | 任何让我不舒服的方式 |
| 151 | is the wrong way. | 错误的方式。 |
| 152 | Seven years. | 七年.. |
| 153 | Someone else commented, I'm so sick of people, men, | 有人评论我,我讨厌人,男人, |
| 154 | calling men rude for literally being so polite, | 称男人无礼 字面上如此礼貌, |
| 155 | but their feelings got hurt. | 但他们的感情受到了伤害。 |
| 156 | Your hurt feelings do not equate to me being rude. | 你的伤感不代表我粗鲁 |
| 157 | That's true, that's true. | 即是实相. |
| 158 | I guess they just wanna make them feel bad, | 我想他们只是想让他们感到难过, |
| 159 | maybe so that they get something out of them. | 也许是为了让他们从他们身上得到一些东西。 |
| 160 | I don't know, it's just so weird. | 我不知道 这太奇怪了 |
| 161 | Just calling someone and saying, oh, you're being rude. | 只是打电话给某人 说,哦,你是粗鲁。 |
| 162 | She's literally not. | 她其实不是。 |
| 163 | She said, sorry, I'm in a relationship. | 她说,对不起,我恋爱了 |
| 164 | That was actually quite nice. | 这其实相当不错。 |
| 165 | Honestly, nail on the head. | 老实说,钉在头上。 |
| 166 | Too many people conflate feeling hurt | 太多人交错 感觉受伤了 |
| 167 | with the other person being rude slash doing something wrong. | 另一人做错事了 |
| 168 | Maybe that person was perfectly reasonable and polite | 也许那个人是完全合理和礼貌的 |
| 169 | and your feelings got hurt. | 和你的感情受到伤害。 |
| 170 | That's okay, that's communication. | 没关系,这是沟通。 |
| 171 | Sometimes shit hurts and no one is the bad guy. | 有时大便会痛,没有人是坏人. |
| 172 | Definitely going to bear that in mind | 一定要记住这一点 |
| 173 | when to teach the kids. | 什么时候教孩子? |
| 174 | Honestly, this one was pretty tame. | 老实说,这个很温柔 |
| 175 | It was kind of crazy that it was like a year | 有点疯狂,就像一年 |
| 176 | he was contacting her, like literally messaging herself. | 他在联系她,就像她发短信一样 |
| 177 | Seven years after their relationship. | 七年后他们的关系。 |
| 178 | Let's go on to the next one. | 复次说下. |
| 179 | I was such a nice guy to you. | 我对你这么好 |
| 180 | You were even surprised from time to time. | 你有时甚至很惊讶 |
| 181 | You were surprised. | 你很惊讶。 |
| 182 | She was surprised that you were nice. | 她很惊讶你这么好 |
| 183 | Isn't that like the base of a relationship | 这难道不是关系的基础吗? |
| 184 | or like just normal human interaction, just being nice? | 或只是普通的人类互动, 只是好? |
| 185 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 186 | I'm not a scientist, | 我不是科学家 |
| 187 | but I don't even know what messaging app this is. | 但我甚至不知道这是什么信息软件 |
| 188 | I know it's fucking late, but I can't keep it in anymore. | 我知道它他妈的晚了, 但我不能让它了。 |
| 189 | You notice how all of these are like at night. | 你注意到这些在晚上是什么样子的 |
| 190 | This one's almost at midnight, bro. | 这个快午夜了,兄弟 |
| 191 | Just don't message men after like 10 PM, bro. | 晚上10点后别给男人发信息,兄弟 |
| 192 | Honestly, after the sun goes down, just don't. | 老实说,太阳下山之后,就别这样 |
| 193 | Cause it's like a freaking, | 因为它就像一个恐怖, |
| 194 | they're like a werewolf that just changes, bro. | 他们就像狼人,只是改变,兄弟。 |
| 195 | But instead of changing into werewolf, | 而不是变成狼人 |
| 196 | they change into a nice guy. | 他们变成了一个好人。 |
| 197 | We've been talking for almost a year now | 我们聊了将近一年了 |
| 198 | and you still haven't confessed to me | 你还没向我坦白 |
| 199 | and it's honestly pissing me off. | 真的让我很生气 |
| 200 | Bro, what the hell? | 哥,这是怎么回事? |
| 201 | So this guy is delusional as well, but let's keep reading. | 这家伙也是妄想症 但我们还是继续看吧 |
| 202 | I've been nice to you. | 我对你很好 |
| 203 | I cared about you. | 我关心你 |
| 204 | I told you I'd do anything for you. | 我说过我会为你做任何事 |
| 205 | Okay, but saying stuff and doing stuff | 好吧,但说的东西和做的东西 |
| 206 | is two completely different things. | 是两个完全不同的东西。 |
| 207 | Maybe like, I don't know, give her a kidney or something. | 也许,我不知道,给她一个肾什么的。 |
| 208 | More than that, stop talking to her. | 不止这些 别跟她说话了 |
| 209 | I didn't want to confess to you first | 我不想先对你坦白 |
| 210 | because it's pathetic for a guy, | 因为对男人来说很可怜 |
| 211 | but this situation is fucking annoying. | 但这种情况是他妈的烦人。 |
| 212 | It's pathetic for a guy to confess. | 一个人忏悔是可悲的 |
| 213 | Uh, I'm gonna be honest. | 老实说 |
| 214 | It's not pathetic for anyone to confess. | 众生忏悔不可悲. |
| 215 | If there's mutual attraction, | 如果互相吸引的话 |
| 216 | then confessing could lead to like a really good outcome | 然后忏悔 会导致一个非常好的结果 |
| 217 | and that is getting into a relationship. | 进入了一段感情 |
| 218 | And a lot of like women prefer | 有很多女人喜欢 |
| 219 | when guys approaching, men confess. | 当男人接近, 男人承认。 |
| 220 | Really, I don't see anything wrong. | 真的,我没有看到什么错。 |
| 221 | There's also nothing wrong with a woman confessing. | 妇人忏悔亦无碍. |
| 222 | And it's just like everyone has their own level | 就像每个人都有自己的水平 |
| 223 | of like comfortability talking about stuff like this. | 喜欢舒适 谈论这样的东西。 |
| 224 | And some people don't want to confess | 有些人不想承认 |
| 225 | out of fear of being rejected. | 因为害怕被拒绝。 |
| 226 | It's just best to talk about it, | 最好还是谈谈 |
| 227 | especially if it's been a year, | 尤其是如果已经一年了 |
| 228 | this person kind of seems like they might like you. | 这个人好像喜欢你 |
| 229 | You can just talk about it. | 你可以只是谈论它。 |
| 230 | However, if you don't want to ruin the relationship | 但是,如果你不想破坏关系 |
| 231 | or friendship, you can just try to like | 或友情,你可以试着喜欢 |
| 232 | lose those feelings or move on to someone else. | 失去这些感情或转投别人。 |
| 233 | Like if you value the friendship more | 就像你更珍惜友谊一样 |
| 234 | than getting into a relationship with them. | 而不是和他们建立关系 |
| 235 | But this guy just sounds like kind of an idiot, bro. | 但这家伙只是听起来像一个白痴,兄弟。 |
| 236 | Like he's just like, like the ego, I could feel it, bro. | 就像他一样,像自我一样,我可以感觉到它,兄弟。 |
| 237 | He's like, oh, every woman loves me. | 他喜欢,哦,每个女人都爱我。 |
| 238 | Why haven't you confessed to me? | 你为什么不向我坦白? |
| 239 | It's fucking annoying. | 真他妈烦人 |
| 240 | Get the, get out of here, bro. | 获取,离开这里,兄弟。 |
| 241 | Tell me you feel something for me, | 告诉我你对我有感觉 |
| 242 | or I swear to God, I'm going to stop talking to you. | 或者我向上帝发誓 我不会再和你说话了 |
| 243 | Where's the exclamation mark? | 感叹号在哪? |
| 244 | I could feel like he yelled that shit. | 我能感觉到他大喊大叫 |
| 245 | He should have put that in caps. | 他应该把那个盖上。 |
| 246 | OP responded, what are you talking about? | OP回应,你在说什么? |
| 247 | Well, you don't talk with a guy just to talk with him. | 你不能只和他说话 |
| 248 | Do you? | 是吗? |
| 249 | Four question marks. | 四问印. |
| 250 | You do it to fall in love, et cetera. | 你这样做是为了恋爱等等。 |
| 251 | We spent so much time together | 我们在一起很久了 |
| 252 | and you still haven't told me that you love me. | 你还没告诉我你爱我 |
| 253 | I have a feeling they've never met in person | 我有一种感觉,他们从来没有见过面 |
| 254 | and they probably have never seen each other either. | 他们可能也从未见过对方 |
| 255 | They haven't like seen each other's face. | 他们不喜欢看到对方的脸。 |
| 256 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 257 | It's kind of giving like, | 它有点像, |
| 258 | just like gaming friends or something, brother. | 就像玩玩朋友之类的,兄弟 |
| 259 | Confused emoji, facts, bro. | 困惑的情感,事实,兄弟。 |
| 260 | Are you high? | 你嗑药了吗? |
| 261 | We're friends. | 我们是朋友 |
| 262 | I never showed any romantic interest in you. | 我从来没有对你表现出任何浪漫的兴趣。 |
| 263 | I thought I made it clear when I said | 我想我说得很清楚了 |
| 264 | that I don't seek a relationship. | 我不寻求关系。 |
| 265 | Okay, so this guy is just dumb. | 好吧,所以这家伙只是哑巴。 |
| 266 | Well, I thought you were bullshitting me | 我以为你在骗我 |
| 267 | because no one wants to be alone their whole life. | 因为没有人想 孤独的一生。 |
| 268 | It wasn't a friend zone because you're still single | 这不是朋友区 因为你还是单身 |
| 269 | unless you're fucking with me and lying. | 除非你是在跟我开玩笑 |
| 270 | Ooh, you could just like, | 哦,你可以只是喜欢, |
| 271 | you just see like the crack starting to form | 你只是看到裂缝开始形成 |
| 272 | like in his face, | 就像在他的脸上, |
| 273 | he's about to just go like full psycho on her. | 他就要像精神错乱一样对她 |
| 274 | Gee. | 天呐 |
| 275 | Bro, I'm so glad these people post, | 哥哥,我很高兴这些人贴了, |
| 276 | these weird ass people, man. | 这些怪人 |
| 277 | So interesting to see that there are people like this | 看到这样的人真有趣 |
| 278 | that exist in the world, man. | 世界上还存在,伙计 |
| 279 | It's insane. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 280 | Excuse me? | 你说什么? |
| 281 | I just want to be alone in my life. | 我只想一个人生活 |
| 282 | I made that choice long ago. | 我早就做了这个选择了 |
| 283 | I thought you respected it, | 我以为你尊重它, |
| 284 | especially since you said I'm smart for wanting that. | 特别是因为你说我很聪明才想要这个 |
| 285 | You seriously take everything one-to-one. | 你认真对待一切一对一。 |
| 286 | I made everything to change your mind | 我做了一切改变你的想法 |
| 287 | and make you fall in love with me. | 让你爱上我 |
| 288 | I even sent you 300 Euro for your birthday. | 我甚至给你寄了300欧元给你过生日 |
| 289 | So these are Europeans. | 这就是欧洲人。 |
| 290 | I sent it back and said it made me uncomfortable | 我发回去说,这让我不舒服 |
| 291 | and told you to never do that again. | 并告诉你不要这样做了。 |
| 292 | You were just being a pick-me and you can't admit it. | 你只是一个挑剔的我 你不能承认这一点。 |
| 293 | Just say that you want me to take the flight. | 就说你想让我坐飞机 |
| 294 | I swear to God, I'm tracking ticket prices every week. | 我对天发誓 我每周都要追踪票价 |
| 295 | Bro, this guy is going like, | 兄弟,这家伙会像... |
| 296 | this guy is like jumping to conclusions. | 这家伙就像跳跃到结论。 |
| 297 | All of a sudden, take a flight. | 忽然开机. |
| 298 | Bro, chill. | 哥,冷静点 |
| 299 | That's one thing, bro. | 这是一件事,兄弟。 |
| 300 | Don't tell people online where you live. | 不要告诉网上的人你住在哪里。 |
| 301 | Not even the city, not even the country. | 乃至城邑乃至国土. |
| 302 | Definitely not like a specific area | 绝对不是特定区域 |
| 303 | because they're psycho ass, man. | 因为他们是疯子 |
| 304 | I'm gonna pull up on you straight up. | 我会拉你直上。 |
| 305 | Be careful. | 小心点 |
| 306 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 307 | I told you I don't want to meet. | 我说过我不想见面的 |
| 308 | How the hell would you even imagine | 你怎么会想到 |
| 309 | a relationship like that? | 那样的关系? |
| 310 | We're half Europe apart, but it doesn't matter anyway. | 我们是半个欧洲分开, 但不管怎样,这不重要。 |
| 311 | I just want to be alone. | 我只想一个人呆着 |
| 312 | I'm fine this way. | 我这边很好 |
| 313 | I can move to your city. | 我可以搬到你的城市。 |
| 314 | I love you, but you're being a bitch now. | 我爱你, 但你现在是一个婊子。 |
| 315 | Word of advice, never, never, ever drop the B word, | 忠告之言,从不,从不,从不放弃B字, |
| 316 | ever to a woman or to anyone, | 对于一个女人或任何人, |
| 317 | but specifically to a woman, man. | 但特别针对一个女人,男人。 |
| 318 | Just don't, just don't. | 只是别,只是不要。 |
| 319 | I'm not saying that from personal experience | 我不是说从个人经验来看 |
| 320 | because I'm not that dumb, | 因为我没那么笨, |
| 321 | but I'm just saying from other people's experiences, | 我只是从别人的经验中说 |
| 322 | never do that, bro. | 永远不要这样做,兄弟。 |
| 323 | Just respect people. | 尊重别人 |
| 324 | It's not that hard. | 亦不难. |
| 325 | The fuck am I saying? | 我他妈在说什么? |
| 326 | Dude, this is my favorite meme, bro. | 老兄,这是我最喜欢的meme,兄弟。 |
| 327 | The fricking whatever his face is called. | 不管他的脸叫什么 |
| 328 | That's literally probably what she feels like right now. | 这大概就是她现在的感觉 |
| 329 | Can't you just take this seriously? | 你不能认真对待吗? |
| 330 | Answer me. | 师答曰. |
| 331 | Do you love me or not? | 你爱我吗? |
| 332 | Of course not. | 当然不是。 |
| 333 | I clearly implied I never will. | 我显然暗示我永远不会 |
| 334 | I thought we're good friends. | 我以为我们是好朋友 |
| 335 | You seriously made me waste that much time on you? | 你真的让我浪费了你那么多时间? |
| 336 | Poor question marks. | 可怜的问题标记。 |
| 337 | You are pretty and smart and it impresses me, | 你漂亮又聪明 让我印象深刻 |
| 338 | but you're bullshitting with that alone crap. | 但你在胡说八道 |
| 339 | I was such a nice guy to you. | 我对你这么好 |
| 340 | You were even surprised from time to time. | 你有时甚至很惊讶 |
| 341 | This is why you don't create fantasies in your head | 这就是为什么你不在脑子里创造幻想 |
| 342 | about like people, you know, talk to them instead. | 就像人,你知道, 和他们说话。 |
| 343 | Maybe this is just like an experience thing | 也许这就像一个经验的事情 |
| 344 | where the more you like talk and interact with people, | 在那里你越喜欢与人交谈和互动, |
| 345 | you'll see signs that someone likes you | 你会看到有人喜欢你的迹象 |
| 346 | and someone doesn't like you | 有人不喜欢你 |
| 347 | or that someone just wants to be friends | 或者有人只想成为朋友 |
| 348 | or maybe wants to be more of the friends. | 或者想成为更多的朋友。 |
| 349 | But if a person made it clear that she wants to be alone | 但如果有人说得很清楚 她想独处 |
| 350 | and you just thought she's bullshitting like, | 你只是觉得她在胡说八道 |
| 351 | I'm so sorry, it ends up like this. | 我很抱歉,结果是这样的 |
| 352 | I'm also disappointed and sad. | 我也失望和悲伤。 |
| 353 | Please stop texting me now. | 别再给我发短信了 |
| 354 | It's making me feel uneasy. | 这让我感觉不舒服。 |
| 355 | Of course it ends up like this | 当然会是这样 |
| 356 | because all women are B words like you. | 因为所有的女人都是像你一样的B字 |
| 357 | I spent so much time and energy on you | 我花了这么多时间和精力来照顾你 |
| 358 | and you just let it slide. | 你只是让它滑动。 |
| 359 | Shit, bro, this guy, nice guy, nice guy, by the way. | 妈的,兄弟,这家伙,好人,好人,顺便说一句。 |
| 360 | Yeah, this guy was probably screaming that. | 是啊,这家伙可能 尖叫。 |
| 361 | Unfortunately, I will not be screaming that, | 不幸的是,我不会尖叫, |
| 362 | but I spoke up a bit. | 但我说了些话 |
| 363 | Answer me, please. | 请回答我 |
| 364 | I don't mean all that, I'm just upset. | 我不是那个意思 我只是心烦意乱 |
| 365 | You're so beautiful. | 你这么漂亮。 |
| 366 | I just know you're being delusional | 我只知道你在妄想 |
| 367 | about being alone for the rest of your life. | 关于你余生的孤独 |
| 368 | It's not natural. | 非自然义. |
| 369 | I, I can make you happy. | 我可以让你开心 |
| 370 | I can give you things you've always wanted. | 我可以给你你一直想要的东西 |
| 371 | I already got money to buy you | 我已经有钱买你 |
| 372 | that eomer figurine you showed me. | 你给我看的果树 |
| 373 | Please answer me, stop ignoring me. | 请回答我 别无视我 |
| 374 | I'm gonna get real mad. | 我要发疯了 |
| 375 | Are you threatening me now? | 你在威胁我吗? |
| 376 | Bro, you did block this guy, dude, seriously. | 兄弟,你确实挡住了这家伙,伙计,真的。 |
| 377 | So, two missed calls. | 所以有两个电话没接 |
| 378 | Stop calling me, please. | 请别再给我打电话了 |
| 379 | I don't want to talk to you. | 我不想和你说话。 |
| 380 | Please, I just really wanna see you. | 拜托,我真的很想见你 |
| 381 | I can love you, cherish you, take care of you. | 我可以爱你 珍惜你 照顾你 |
| 382 | You don't have to be alone. | 不必独处. |
| 383 | Please, for fuck's sake, just give me a chance at least. | 拜托,看在上帝的份上 至少给我一个机会吧 |
| 384 | I'm a grown up woman. | 我长大了 |
| 385 | I don't want to be with anyone | 我不想跟别人在一起 |
| 386 | and seeing who you really are and your intentions, | 看看你的真面目和意图 |
| 387 | that certainly wouldn't be you, | 肯定不会是你, |
| 388 | even if I was interested in dating. | 即使我对约会感兴趣。 |
| 389 | Now, please leave me alone. | 现在,请离开我一个人。 |
| 390 | I don't want to block you. | 我不想阻碍你 |
| 391 | It's going to be so awkward. | 会很尴尬的 |
| 392 | So, you really are just a mean bitch, | 你真的是个卑鄙的婊子 |
| 393 | wasting my time for a fucking year. | 浪费我的时间他妈的一年。 |
| 394 | You can be alone and no one would ever want you anyway. | 你可以一个人呆着 反正没人会想要你 |
| 395 | I was just being nice to you because I pity you. | 我只是对你很好 因为我同情你 |
| 396 | Yeah, yeah, ignore me. | 是啊,是啊,无视我。 |
| 397 | Go die. | 死吧 死吧 死吧 死吧 死吧 |
| 398 | Shit, bro, chill out. | 妈的,兄弟,冷静下来。 |
| 399 | I'm sorry, I got mad. | 对不起,我生气了 |
| 400 | I really want you. | 我真的很想要你 我真的很想要你 我真的很想要你 I really want you. |
| 401 | You're so beautiful. | 你这么漂亮。 |
| 402 | I think this guy just wants her for looks. | 我觉得这家伙只是想让她看起来。 |
| 403 | I'm gonna be honest, bro. | 我会说实话的,兄弟。 |
| 404 | Like, a guy like this, | 像这样的人 |
| 405 | I don't think literally cares at all | 我觉得根本不在乎 |
| 406 | about the woman's personality | 关于女人的个性 |
| 407 | or what she likes or hobbies and all this. | 或者她喜欢什么 爱好什么的 |
| 408 | He just cares about the looks. | 他只关心外表 |
| 409 | I really want you. | 我真的很想要你 我真的很想要你 我真的很想要你 I really want you. |
| 410 | You're so beautiful. | 你这么漂亮。 |
| 411 | Maybe that's all he sees. | 也许这就是他所看到的 |
| 412 | Is it so fucking hard to at least give me a chance | 至少给我个机会是不是太难了 |
| 413 | or do you find me ugly? | 还是你觉得我很丑? |
| 414 | Just say it. | 直说. |
| 415 | I'm fit. | 我身体健全 |
| 416 | I take care of myself just so you'll like me. | 我照顾自己只是为了让你喜欢我 |
| 417 | I kept being nice to you. | 我一直对你很好 |
| 418 | Please answer me. | 请回答我 |
| 419 | Love, please, I'm sorry, okay? | 亲爱的,对不起,好吗? |
| 420 | Please, I can't live without you. | 请,我不能没有你。 |
| 421 | I saved so much money to give you everything you want. | 我存了这么多钱给你你想要的一切 |
| 422 | I have money for everything you ever showed me. | 你给我看的一切我都有钱 |
| 423 | Please, just because I show you something | 拜托,我给你看样东西 |
| 424 | doesn't mean I want you to buy it from me. | 不代表我要你从我这里买 |
| 425 | What is wrong with you? | 你这是怎么了? |
| 426 | Just please stop texting me. | 请停止发短信给我。 |
| 427 | You know what? | 你知道吗? |
| 428 | Fine. | 还好 |
| 429 | I saved so much money to please you. | 我存了这么多钱来取悦你 |
| 430 | I could buy you a fucking car with it and I will. | 我可以用它给你买辆车 我会的 |
| 431 | I hope you're happy now. | 希望你现在高兴了 |
| 432 | One day I'm gonna pull up to your home | 总有一天我会拉到你家 |
| 433 | just so you can see your mistake. | 只是为了让你看到自己的错误 |
| 434 | Ooh, that's scary. | 哦,这是可怕的。 |
| 435 | That is, that's actually scary. | 也就是说,这其实是可怕的。 |
| 436 | You don't know my address. | 你不知道我的地址。 |
| 437 | One blocked message. | 一个被封锁的信息。 |
| 438 | I can find it. | 我可以找到它。 我能找到它。 |
| 439 | And then she blocked him. | 然后她挡住了他 |
| 440 | That is actually like a scary situation | 这其实就像一个可怕的情况 |
| 441 | because even if it's just an empty threat | 因为即使这只是个空洞的威胁 |
| 442 | and they'll never actually do it, | 而他们永远不会真正做到这一点, |
| 443 | the odd chance that the person is like mentally unstable | 一个人精神不稳定的奇怪机会 |
| 444 | and they do pull up and they go and find your address, | 而且他们确实拉起来, 他们去找到你的地址, |
| 445 | that can be really bad. | 这可能会很糟 |
| 446 | I could understand how you could be like scared | 我能理解你怎么会害怕 |
| 447 | in that situation. | 在那种情况下。 |
| 448 | The best thing I guess to do in this situation, | 我想在这种情况下最好做的是 |
| 449 | probably like just tell your, | 可能就像刚刚告诉你, |
| 450 | like maybe some close friends and family | 就像一些亲密的朋友和家人 |
| 451 | that like there might be this crazy ass dude | 就像有个疯子一样 |
| 452 | that pulls up on you one day. | 有一天会拉你起来 |
| 453 | So just like, if I never like call or text you for a day, | 所以就像,如果我从来没有喜欢 打电话或短信你一天, |
| 454 | then come check up on me, a wellness check. | 然后来看看我,一个健康检查。 |
| 455 | Now let's read some comments. | 现在让我们看看一些评论。 |
| 456 | The last message sounds like a threat. | 最后的信息听起来像是威胁 |
| 457 | That's creepy as hell, stalker shit. | 这太可怕了 跟踪狂 |
| 458 | Please stay safe. | 请保持安全。 |
| 459 | Genuinely, bro, stay safe. | 老实说,兄弟,保持安全。 |
| 460 | Someone else commented, to be honest, | 说实话,还有人评论 |
| 461 | I would have blocked the asshole early on in the combo. | 我早就在组合中挡住那个混蛋了 |
| 462 | OP responded, you have to have in mind | OP回应,你必须记住 |
| 463 | that we've been friends for over a year. | 我们做朋友已经一年多了 |
| 464 | It's not that easy to just block someone | 拦住别人可没那么容易 |
| 465 | you considered a friend and a close one. | 你曾将一个朋友和一个亲密的人视为朋友。 |
| 466 | One thing that really like sucks a lot | 有件事真的很讨厌 |
| 467 | in like friendships between like men and women, | 像男人和女人之间的友谊一样, |
| 468 | or even it could be like between a man and man | 也可能是人与人之间 |
| 469 | or a woman and woman. | 或妇人. |
| 470 | Something that really sucks when you believe | 当你相信时 真的很烂的东西 |
| 471 | that you have a platonic friendship, | 你有一个柏拉图的友谊, |
| 472 | but then you learn later on, | 但后来你又知道了 |
| 473 | maybe a couple of months or a couple of years, | 也许几个月或几年, |
| 474 | they had more than just platonic feelings for you. | 他们对你的感情不仅仅是柏拉图式的 |
| 475 | They cared about you in some romantic way. | 他们很关心你 |
| 476 | So then it feels like every moment | 所以感觉就像每一刻 |
| 477 | and everything they did or everything they said | 他们所做的一切,或者他们所说的一切 |
| 478 | had like some sort of ulterior motive | 有某种别有用心的动机 |
| 479 | to make you like like them or do something. | 让你喜欢他们 或者做点什么 |
| 480 | It's kind of like taints the friendship a lot. | 这有点像 玷污友谊很多。 |
| 481 | And I don't know if you can recover a friendship from that. | 我不知道你能不能从中恢复友谊 |
| 482 | If someone eventually says, yeah, the whole, | 如果最终有人说, 是的,整个, |
| 483 | our whole friendship, I actually liked you. | 我们的友谊,我真的喜欢你。 |
| 484 | And then it's like, were we really friends | 然后它就像, 我们真的朋友 |
| 485 | or were you just trying to like, | 或者你只是想喜欢, |
| 486 | were you just talking to me because you liked me | 你只是跟我说话 因为你喜欢我 |
| 487 | and you wanted to like get into a relationship with me? | 你想和我谈恋爱? |
| 488 | You were just being a pick me and you can't admit it, | 你只是挑剔我 你不能承认 |
| 489 | says the man begging you to pick him. | 说那人求你选他 |
| 490 | A lot of people are saying the conversation went on too long, | 很多人都说谈话时间太长了 |
| 491 | but OP is just saying that they've been friends, | 但OP只是说他们是朋友 |
| 492 | good friends for a year. | 一年的好朋友们 |
| 493 | And then it just went, he went ballistic, | 然后他又开始弹道 |
| 494 | like 180 completely. | 像180个完全。 |
| 495 | Next story. | 下一个故事。 |
| 496 | I'm totally honored you chose me as one of the men | 我非常荣幸你选择我做男人 |
| 497 | to contribute to your self esteem. | 贡献你的自尊。 |
| 498 | It's giving pick me, it's giving pick me, low key. | 它给我选,它给我选,低键。 |
| 499 | Go fuck yourself, you larper. | 去你妈的,你这个混蛋 |
| 500 | All of you women today are just fucking garbage bags. | 你们女人今天都是垃圾袋 |
| 501 | It's so exhausting. | 如此疲劳. |
| 502 | Personally should have known with the SSRIs, | 个人应该知道 与SSRI, |
| 503 | bro, what is that? | 兄弟,这是什么? |
| 504 | SSRIs,SSRIs,SSRIs,SSRIs. (原始内容存档于2019-03-09). | |
| 505 | Bro, what the heck? | 哥,这是怎么回事? |
| 506 | Okay, I still don't really know what that is, | 好吧 我还是不知道那是什么 |
| 507 | but insane fake Christian LARPing BPD tattoo slash banks | 但疯狂的假克里斯蒂安・拉平 BPD的纹身斜线银行 |
| 508 | and self mutilation that you probably just | 和自我残割 你可能只是 |
| 509 | had an insane hoe face. | 有一副疯狂的鞋子的脸。 |
| 510 | So you turned to Christ like every other girl | 所以,你转投基督 像其他女孩 |
| 511 | because you have a deep void of unworthiness | 因为你有很深的无价值 |
| 512 | inside yourself, feel unlovable and are alone at the core. | 内心深处,感觉不可爱 和孤独的核心。 |
| 513 | I'm totally honored you chose me as one of the men | 我非常荣幸你选择我做男人 |
| 514 | to contribute to your self esteem. | 贡献你的自尊。 |
| 515 | I tried to avoid it and get to know you. | 我试图避免它 并开始了解你。 |
| 516 | You're like every other woman who has to turn | 你和其他女人一样 都要转身 |
| 517 | to dating apps to scratch that itch of male validation | 约会的应用 抓痒的男性验证 |
| 518 | that you desperately chase. | 让你拼命追逐 |
| 519 | Let me guess, you go to the gym and only do squats | 让我猜猜,你去健身房只做蹲 |
| 520 | because you're just trying so hard to find the Christian man | 因为你正努力寻找基督教徒 |
| 521 | of your dreams, LOL. | 你的梦想,LOL。 |
| 522 | Praying for the woman of today, grow up. | 祈今日妇人,长大. |
| 523 | But what is this guy on about? | 但是这家伙在说什么? |
| 524 | Is this like his opening message? | 这是他的开场白吗? |
| 525 | I'm kind of confused. | 我有点困惑。 |
| 526 | And honestly, stop hiding behind Christ, LMAO. | 老实说 别躲在基督的后面了 LMAO |
| 527 | You don't know him. | 你不认识他 |
| 528 | You don't know him, bro. | 你不认识他,兄弟 |
| 529 | Come on, bro. | 来吧,兄弟。 |
| 530 | He's so serious right now. | 他现在很认真 |
| 531 | Willing to bet you chose orthodox for the aesthetic | 愿意赌你选择正统的美学 |
| 532 | and fashion too and nothing else. | 还有时尚,没有别的 |
| 533 | I hate all of you women, honestly. | 我真的讨厌你们这些女人 |
| 534 | That's crazy, dude. | 这太疯狂了,伙计。 |
| 535 | This guy just like, this is just a woman hater. | 这家伙就像, 这只是一个女人仇恨者。 |
| 536 | He just at his core hates women. | 他的核心就是讨厌女人 |
| 537 | He either has never got a woman | 他也没有女人 |
| 538 | or he's just been done dirty by a woman. | 或者他只是被女人弄脏了 |
| 539 | Now he just hates every woman and generalizes everything. | 现在他只恨每个女人 将一切概括 |
| 540 | All of you women are disgusting and none are Christ-like. | 你们这些女人都恶心 没有一个像基督一样 |
| 541 | Freeze your eggs, enjoy your 20 cats. | 冻结你的蛋,享受你的20只猫。 |
| 542 | I hope someone pisses on you, unfortunately. | 我希望有人对你撒尿,不幸。 |
| 543 | The moon feminine is only as bright | 月亮女神的光辉 |
| 544 | as the light surrounding it that it can reflect. | 就像它能反射的光一样 |
| 545 | Meaning from the sun masculine. | 意思是从太阳男性。 |
| 546 | So honestly, not even trying to be a dickhead. | 老实说,甚至不想当白痴 |
| 547 | Hopefully you look in the mirror. | 希望你照照镜子 |
| 548 | Hopefully you look in the mirror | 希望你照照镜子 |
| 549 | and I just allowed you work on yourself more and level up. | 我只是让你工作 更多和提升。 |
| 550 | I think he's also mentally insane. | 我觉得他也疯了 |
| 551 | Oh shit, duh, my bad, LOL. | 哦,该死,我的错,LOL。 |
| 552 | I totally was under the assumption. | 我完全被假设。 |
| 553 | Oh shit, duh, my bad, LOL. | 哦,该死,我的错,LOL。 |
| 554 | I totally was under the assumption | 我完全被假设 |
| 555 | that when you gave me your number, | 当你给我你的电话号码, |
| 556 | you were interested in getting to know each other more. | 你们想多了解一下对方 |
| 557 | Not sure what inspired you to give out your number | 不知道是什么启发你 给出你的电话号码 |
| 558 | and not reply. | 而不回复。 |
| 559 | Maybe attention or just for fun. | 也许注意力或只是为了好玩。 |
| 560 | Good for you, nice. | 对你有好处,很好。 |
| 561 | Emotionally distant mother that didn't show you | 情感上的远方母亲,没有告诉你 |
| 562 | how to be receptive or did you freeze your eggs yet? | 如何接受,还是你冻结了你的鸡蛋? |
| 563 | And then OP responded, jeez Louise, take care, buddy. | 然后OP回应,天啊,路易丝,保重,伙计。 |
| 564 | I think that's a good response, an even better response. | 我认为这是一个很好的响应,甚至更好的响应。 |
| 565 | Block. | 块。 |
| 566 | Someone commented, I spent hours | 有人评论,我花了几个小时 |
| 567 | just to write a hundred words for school. | 写一百个字给学校 |
| 568 | These guys rattle off 500 words, no problem. | 这些家伙会说500个字 没问题 |
| 569 | And someone replied, you spend hours | 有人回答说 你花几个小时 |
| 570 | to write a hundred words and they responded, yep. | 写一百个字 他们就回应了 |
| 571 | Oh fuck, I don't know why I found that shit so funny, dude. | 哦,他妈的,我不知道为什么我发现 狗屎这么好笑,伙计。 |
| 572 | That's hilarious. | 这太好笑了 |
| 573 | Imagine typing 500 words of rage | 想象一下,500字的愤怒 |
| 574 | just to get a five word response and blocked, LOL. | 只是得到一个五个字的反应 并封锁,LOL。 |
| 575 | Yeah, I don't know, this guy was like weird. | 是啊,我不知道,这家伙像怪异。 |
| 576 | He just had like pure hate, hate in his heart, bro. | 他只是有纯粹的仇恨, 仇恨在他的心脏,兄弟。 |
| 577 | And people in the comments are just saying like, | 在评论中人们只是说, |
| 578 | this guy just like literally hates women. | 这家伙就像字面上讨厌女人一样 |
| 579 | I guess likes telling women how much he hates them. | 我想他喜欢告诉女人他有多讨厌她们 |
| 580 | I don't know, I guess it's like a weird thing | 我不知道,我想这就像一个奇怪的事情 |
| 581 | he gets off on, I don't know. | 他下车,我不知道。 |
| 582 | Next, don't think you're the prize | 接下来,别以为你是奖品 |
| 583 | when us real men are the true prize. | 当我们真正的男人是真正的奖品。 |
| 584 | Okay, we got a bumble bio here from a man. | 好吧,我们得到了一个bumble 生物从男人这里。 |
| 585 | My bio, what can you offer me other than some cat? | 我的简历 除了猫你还能给我什么? |
| 586 | Probably absolutely nothing. | 可能什么都没有 |
| 587 | So don't think you're the prize | 所以别以为你是奖品 |
| 588 | when us real men are the true prize. | 当我们真正的男人是真正的奖品。 |
| 589 | Okay, let's look at his about me section. | 好吧,让我们看看他 关于我的部分。 |
| 590 | Five, seven, checks out, works out, sometimes, doubt it. | 五,七,检查,工作,有时,怀疑. |
| 591 | Star sign, cancer, get out of here. | 星星标志,癌症,离开这里。 |
| 592 | In high school, rarely drinks, doesn't smoke, | 高中时很少喝酒,不抽烟 |
| 593 | is a man and is Christian. | 是一个男人,是基督徒。 |
| 594 | That's not very Christian of him, to be honest. | 老实说,他不太虔诚 |
| 595 | Interested in country, music, beer, exploring new cities, | 有兴趣的国家,音乐,啤酒, 探索新的城市, |
| 596 | fishing trips, dogs. | 钓鱼旅行,狗。 |
| 597 | Yeah, this is giving a hillbilly redneck man | 是啊,这是给一个乡巴佬 |
| 598 | that grew up in rural North America, somewhere. | 在北美农村长大的 |
| 599 | Yeah, most of them are really misogynistic, | 是啊,他们大多数 真的很厌恶女性, |
| 600 | hate women, super red pill. | 恨女人,超级红药丸 |
| 601 | They just think they're fucking the prize, | 他们只是觉得他们在搞奖品 |
| 602 | literally, like he said. | 就像他说的 |
| 603 | Weird ass, weird ass people, bro. | 怪驴,怪驴的人,兄弟。 |
| 604 | They just have never had proper woman interactions, | 他们只是从来没有有过合适的女性互动, |
| 605 | so they just think all women should bow down to them | 所以她们觉得所有的女人都应该向她们鞠躬 |
| 606 | because they're some prize, | 因为他们是奖品, |
| 607 | because they work at the gas station | 因为他们在加油站工作 |
| 608 | and make minimum wage and drive a beat-up Honda Civic. | 给本田市民打一顿 |
| 609 | Get out of here, bro. | 离开这里,兄弟。 |
| 610 | Let's read some of the comments. | 我们来读读一些评论吧 |
| 611 | First comment, says the Christian man, literally. | 第一评论,说基督教徒,字面意思。 |
| 612 | Country, beer, and fishing sounds about right. | 乡下啤酒和钓鱼听起来不错 |
| 613 | Yeah, what'd I say, bro? | 是啊,我说什么,兄弟? |
| 614 | Someone else commented, | 别人评论, |
| 615 | I don't understand why I never get any likes. | 我不明白为什么我从来没有得到任何喜欢。 |
| 616 | It's a complete mystery. | 这是一个完全的神秘。 |
| 617 | Nothing says future husband, | 未来丈夫什么也没有说 |
| 618 | like an attack character before you even meet. | 像攻击角色 在你见面之前。 |
| 619 | Yeah, dude, you do not wanna marry someone like this, bro. | 是的,伙计,你不想嫁给这样的人,兄弟。 |
| 620 | They're gonna think they're some sort of king | 他们会以为自己是国王 |
| 621 | and they should be served, | 他们必定是受崇拜的, |
| 622 | and they're gonna go and lay on their $20 IKEA fucking, | 他们要去躺在他们的20美元 宜家他妈的, |
| 623 | actually, not even, bro. | 实际上,甚至,兄弟。 |
| 624 | They're gonna go on their fucking thrifted couch, | 他们要去 他们他妈的节俭的沙发, |
| 625 | probably stained as fuck, lay on that shit. | 也许染得像他妈的, 躺在狗屎上。 |
| 626 | Belly out, shirt out with a beer on his belly | 出来,衬衫出来,他的肚子有啤酒 |
| 627 | and maybe some chips also on his belly, | 也许他肚子上也有薯片 |
| 628 | and they're just gonna eat that. | 他们只是要去吃。 |
| 629 | I deserve to be treated. | 我应该得到治疗。 |
| 630 | I'm a king. | 我为王. |
| 631 | That's kinda what it's giving, bro. | 这就是它给的,兄弟。 |
| 632 | You do not marry a person like this, dude. | 你不能娶这样的人 |
| 633 | Oh, yeah, I didn't even notice this. | 哦,是的,我什至没有注意到这一点。 |
| 634 | Someone commented, drinks rarely, but beer is an interest. | 有人评论,很少喝酒,但啤酒是一种兴趣. |
| 635 | Yeah, this is about right, this is about right. | 是啊,这是关于正确的, 这是关于正确的。 |
| 636 | Sounds like some red pill dude. | 听起来像红药丸的家伙。 |
| 637 | Okay, next. | 好吧,下一个。 |
| 638 | It's always the women who think they have actual worth | 总是女人认为自己有价值 |
| 639 | after I politely reject them. | 在我礼貌地拒绝他们之后。 |
| 640 | 这看起来像Snapchat。 | |
| 641 | 兄弟,我不使用Snapchat。 | |
| 642 | That's one thing. | 这是一件事。 |
| 643 | 我手机上连Snapchat都没有 | |
| 644 | I just think, kinda cringe, | 我只是觉得,有点曲折, |
| 645 | 在你长大后 你用Snapchat, | |
| 646 | I stopped using that once I finished high school, bro. | 我高中毕业后就不再使用这个了 兄弟 |
| 647 | Cut that off. | 切断它。 |
| 648 | 只需使用信件、WhatsApp或Instagram。 | |
| 649 | Snapchat is just for people trying to hide stuff | Snapchat只是人们试图隐藏的东西 |
| 650 | or stalk other people on stat maps. | 或者在地图上跟踪其他人 |
| 651 | Get out of here. | 滚出去 |
| 652 | 我真的不使用Snapchat。 | |
| 653 | I don't even have it. | 我什至没有它。 |
| 654 | OP says, hey, I'm so sorry. | OP说,嘿,我很抱歉。 |
| 655 | You are an amazing person, | 你是个了不起的人, |
| 656 | but I don't think we get along that well. | 但是我觉得我们相处得不太好 |
| 657 | You never really come off your phone | 你从来没有真正关闭你的电话 |
| 658 | and constantly ignored me when I asked you about things. | 当我问你事情时 总是不理我 |
| 659 | I'd suggest socializing on a date | 我建议在约会时社交 |
| 660 | rather than ignoring them. | 而不是无视他们。 |
| 661 | Overall, you seem like a nice person, | 总而言之 你看上去是个好人 |
| 662 | but I think I caught you at the wrong moment | 但我认为我抓住你的时间不对 |
| 663 | and I hope you find somebody else. | 我希望你能找到别人 |
| 664 | Have a nice day. | 祝你们愉快 |
| 665 | Okay, the nice guy responds. | 好吧,好人回应。 |
| 666 | Okay, number one, I never ignored you. | 好吧,第一,我从来没有忽视你。 |
| 667 | Sure, I'd be on my phone, | 当然,我会在手机上, |
| 668 | but I was texting my friend | 但我在给朋友发短信 |
| 669 | since he was curious where I was actually. | 因为他好奇我在哪里 |
| 670 | And maybe next time you start going on | 也许下次你开始 |
| 671 | and on about your day, | 在你的日子里, |
| 672 | maybe think about how boring it could be | 也许想想这有多无聊 |
| 673 | for the other person. | 为了另一个人 |
| 674 | Holy shit, dude. | 妈的,伙计。 |
| 675 | Get a load of this guy. | 找一个家伙。 |
| 676 | What if? | 如果是这样呢? |
| 677 | I'm a nice guy, you know? | 我是个好人,你知道吗? |
| 678 | After just saying that her talking is boring to you, | 刚刚说她说话很无聊之后 |
| 679 | you follow that up with, I'm a nice guy, you know? | 你跟着我,我是个好人,你知道吗? |
| 680 | I've never had anyone as rude and egotistical | 我从未有过这么无礼和自私的人 |
| 681 | as you talk back to me like this. | 你这样对我说话 |
| 682 | Oh, dude, this is giving wife beater vibes | 哦,伙计,这是给 妻子打人的气氛 |
| 683 | like domestic abuse, bro. | 像家庭虐待,兄弟。 |
| 684 | Get out of here. | 滚出去 |
| 685 | Have some respect. | 有一点尊重。 |
| 686 | Number two, I think you lied about only dating two people. | 第二,我想你撒谎说只和两个人约会 |
| 687 | With your body and looks, | 用你的身体和外表, |
| 688 | I highly doubt you ain't a, | 我非常怀疑你是不是一个, |
| 689 | probably a derogatory word for a woman. | 可能是一个贬义词 一个女人。 |
| 690 | Don't even try to lie to me, you. | 别骗我,你 |
| 691 | I paid for the meal and drove you back, | 我付了饭钱 开车送你回去 |
| 692 | yet you didn't even give me anything at all. | 但你甚至没有给我任何东西。 |
| 693 | Not even a kiss. | 甚至一个吻都没有。 |
| 694 | I won't have a nice day because you ruined it for me. | 我不会有一个美好的一天 因为你毁了它给我。 |
| 695 | Oh shit, bro. | 哦,该死,兄弟。 |
| 696 | Dude, this guy is such a joke. | 伙计,这家伙真是个笑话。 |
| 697 | We split the bill and you didn't make any actions | 我们分了账,你却不采取行动 |
| 698 | that implied you actually liked me. | 这意味着你其实喜欢我。 |
| 699 | Plus you ignored me. | 加上你无视我 |
| 700 | You are not a nice guy. | 你不是个好人 |
| 701 | It's always the women who think they have actual worth. | 总是女人认为自己有实际价值. |
| 702 | You think you are so much better than me | 你以为你比我强得多? |
| 703 | just because you have a job. | 就因为你有工作 |
| 704 | So he's unemployed too. | 所以他也失业了 |
| 705 | I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being unemployed, | 我没说失业有什么不对劲 |
| 706 | but if you're acting cocky like this, bro, | 但如果你表现得这么傲慢,兄弟 |
| 707 | and you can see that job thing, | 你可以看到工作的东西, |
| 708 | he kind of takes personal because he just mentioned that | 他有点私事 因为他刚刚提到 |
| 709 | like unprompted. | 喜欢没有时间。 |
| 710 | You are worthless woman and feminist. | 你是没用的女人和女权主义者 |
| 711 | I thought trying feminist wouldn't be so bad. | 我以为尝试女权主义者不会那么糟糕 |
| 712 | I could break you, make it fun for me, | 我可以打碎你,让我开心, |
| 713 | but I have never had a worse date. | 但我从未有过更糟糕的约会 |
| 714 | I could break you, make it fun for me. | 我可以打碎你,为我取乐。 |
| 715 | Dude, what a shitty way to think, man. | 伙计,这想法真烂 |
| 716 | Next time you go on about blank successful, | 下次你继续说空白的成功 |
| 717 | maybe think about how it can make a high value man feel. | 也许想一想 如何让一个高价值的人感觉。 |
| 718 | Try being a lesbian, you. | 试着当个女同性恋 |
| 719 | Any man that ever says I'm a high value man | 谁说我是高贵的人 |
| 720 | or think about how it would make a high value man feel | 或者想一想它会如何 使一个高价值的人感觉 |
| 721 | is the lowest value person man thing ever, dude. | 这是有史以来最低价值的人的事情,伙计。 |
| 722 | Literally. | 当然 |
| 723 | Oh, it's so cringe, dude. | 哦,它是如此的克林格,伙计。 |
| 724 | It's so cringe how people like this | 这样的人真令人羡慕 |
| 725 | think they're high value men just because they say | 以为他们是高价值的人 只是因为他们说 |
| 726 | I'm a high value man. | 我是一个高价值的人。 |
| 727 | The way you talk to me and talk about how you have a job | 你跟我说话的方式 谈谈你的工作 |
| 728 | and you're successful | 和你是成功的 |
| 729 | and you actually have things going on in your life, | 你生活中确实有些事情 |
| 730 | how do you think it makes a high value man like me feel | 你觉得这能让我这么有价值的人觉得 |
| 731 | that I'm unemployed, jobless, | 我失业 失业 |
| 732 | and I don't even have a girlfriend? | 我甚至没有女朋友? |
| 733 | How do you think it makes a high value man feel? | 你觉得这能给高价值的人带来什么感觉? |
| 734 | You have to think of my feelings. | 你得考虑我的感受 |
| 735 | Bro, get out of here. | 哥,快滚 |
| 736 | Hell yeah, something city, here I come. | 是啊,什么城市,我来了。 |
| 737 | Blank, you are a lesbian. | 布兰克 你是个女同性恋 |
| 738 | Even worse, have fun, I will. | 更糟的是,玩得开心点,我会的 |
| 739 | You lost a nice guy, by the way. | 顺便说一句 你失去了一个好人 |
| 740 | I could have given you my life. | 我本可以给你我的命的 |
| 741 | You stink, have no social skills, | 你臭,没有社交技能 |
| 742 | and no job. | 没有工作 |
| 743 | I'd much rather date a woman, thanks. | 我宁愿和一个女人约会 谢谢 |
| 744 | Yeah, seems about right. | 是啊,似乎是对的。 |
| 745 | Yeah, she was really like nice to him. | 是啊,她真的很喜欢他。 |
| 746 | Like she could have been way rude, | 好像她可能很粗鲁 |
| 747 | but she was really nice letting him down. | 但她让他失望真的很好 |
| 748 | But this guy was psycho. | 但这家伙是个疯子 |
| 749 | Let's read some of the comments. | 我们来读读一些评论吧 |
| 750 | I'm curious, what value he thinks he even brings. | 我很好奇,他认为他能带来什么价值。 |
| 751 | Smell, I guess. | 闻闻吧 |
| 752 | And ego? | 还有自负? |
| 753 | Break you, make it fun for me. | 打破你,让我的乐趣。 |
| 754 | It's such an insane thing to say. | 说起来太疯狂了 |
| 755 | Literally, dude, that's what I was thinking. | 字面上,伙计, 这就是我的想法。 |
| 756 | I'm like, that is an insane way to think. | 我很喜欢,这是一个疯狂的方式思考。 |
| 757 | You need help. | 你需要帮助。 |
| 758 | Someone else commented, | 别人评论, |
| 759 | The weird part for me is him pretending you're beneath him. | 奇怪的是 他假装你在他下面 |
| 760 | It says more about him that he deliberately goes | 更多关于他 他故意去 |
| 761 | for someone he thinks he can break, | 对于一个他认为他能打破, |
| 762 | but still gets rejected. | 但还是被拒绝了 |
| 763 | Honestly, bro, this is probably a grown ass man too. | 老实说,兄弟,这可能是一个 长大的屁股男人了。 |
| 764 | What a, so weird, dude. | 真奇怪 伙计 |
| 765 | So weird. | 这么奇怪。 |
| 766 | I wanna be on the other end receiving these messages | 我想在另一端 接收这些消息 |
| 767 | from a guy like this, dude. | 从这样的人,伙计。 |
| 768 | That's crazy. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 769 | Last post of the day. | 终日帖. |
| 770 | Nice guys after five minutes of treating women | 5分钟后给女人治病的好男人 |
| 771 | like human beings. | 就像人类一样 |
| 772 | It ain't gonna suck itself. | 它不会吸自己。 |
| 773 | I don't know, I'm not a woman, obviously, | 我不知道,我不是一个女人,显然, |
| 774 | but even if you're not a woman, | 但即使你不是一个女人, |
| 775 | just anyone in general can just feel the presence | 只有普通人能感觉到存在 |
| 776 | of a nice guy and immediately be icked out about it. | 一个好人,马上被踢出来。 |
| 777 | Especially women, | 特别是女人, |
| 778 | because I know there are a lot more observant | 因为我知道还有许多观察者 |
| 779 | when it comes to things like this, | 当事情是这样, |
| 780 | since they have to deal with weird ass people | 因为他们要对付怪人 |
| 781 | every single day. | 每一天都这样 |
| 782 | So I just really hope they always notice these weird, | 所以我希望他们总能注意到这些怪事 |
| 783 | nice guys, man, because what a terrible situation to be in | 好家伙,男人,因为 这是一个可怕的情况 |
| 784 | if you end up accidentally dating someone like this | 如果你不小心和这样的人约会 |
| 785 | and then they turn out to be a nice guy, dude. | 然后他们变成了一个好人,伙计。 |
| 786 | That's it, guys. | 就这样,伙计们。 |
| 787 | The next video, probably in two days or something, | 接下来的录像 可能两天后 |
| 788 | or in a day, I don't know, will be about nice women. | 或者在一天,我不知道, 将是关于好女人。 |
| 789 | So we just did nice guys. | 所以我们只是做了好人。 |
| 790 | I always do nice women, because you know, equality. | 我总是做好女人,因为你知道,平等。 |
| 791 | See you guys in the next video. | 下段录像见 |
| 792 | Bye-bye. | 再见 |
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