这些“好好先生”的妄想也太离谱了
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | You don't wanna be effing friends with me. | 你不想跟我做朋友吗? |
| 0:02 | I'm an effing nice guy. | 我是个好人 |
| 0:05 | I'ma be honest, usually I don't care too much | 老实说,通常我不在乎 |
| 0:07 | if I swear in a video, but I think YouTube might | 如果我在视频中发誓, 但我认为YouTube可能 |
| 0:11 | cause problems, maybe demonetize some of my stuff. | 惹麻烦,也许把一些我的东西妖魔化。 |
| 0:13 | So I'm not gonna swear in the intro. | 所以我不会在介绍中发誓。 |
| 0:15 | But later on, if I'm reading a story and there's some swears, | 但后来,如果我在读一个故事 并且有一些誓言, |
| 0:18 | I would probably just say them, unless I clock it. | 我可能只是说, 除非我计时。 |
| 0:21 | I'm like, ah, maybe I won't say it this time. | 我好像, 啊, 也许我这次不会说. |
| 0:23 | Cause I do find it annoying when I personally listen | 因为我确实觉得很烦 当我亲自听的时候 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | You don't wanna be effing friends with me. | 你不想跟我做朋友吗? |
| 2 | I'm an effing nice guy. | 我是个好人 |
| 3 | I'ma be honest, usually I don't care too much | 老实说,通常我不在乎 |
| 4 | if I swear in a video, but I think YouTube might | 如果我在视频中发誓, 但我认为YouTube可能 |
| 5 | cause problems, maybe demonetize some of my stuff. | 惹麻烦,也许把一些我的东西妖魔化。 |
| 6 | So I'm not gonna swear in the intro. | 所以我不会在介绍中发誓。 |
| 7 | But later on, if I'm reading a story and there's some swears, | 但后来,如果我在读一个故事 并且有一些誓言, |
| 8 | I would probably just say them, unless I clock it. | 我可能只是说, 除非我计时。 |
| 9 | I'm like, ah, maybe I won't say it this time. | 我好像, 啊, 也许我这次不会说. |
| 10 | Cause I do find it annoying when I personally listen | 因为我确实觉得很烦 当我亲自听的时候 |
| 11 | to Reddit stories and they're always like, | 和Reddit的故事 他们总是喜欢, |
| 12 | oh, can't say that word, can't say that word. | 哦,不能说这个词,不能说这个词。 |
| 13 | You can say it once or twice, you know, it's like, yeah. | 你可以说一两次, 你知道,这就像,是的。 |
| 14 | Anyway, you guys really liked that last nice guys video. | 总之,你们真的很喜欢最后的好家伙视频。 |
| 15 | So now we have another part two, nice guys. | 现在我们有另一个第二部分,好家伙。 |
| 16 | You don't wanna be effing friends with me. | 你不想跟我做朋友吗? |
| 17 | I'm an effing nice guy. | 我是个好人 |
| 18 | And a lot of these posts come with the receipts. | 许多这些帖子都带着收据 |
| 19 | So we have text messages, images, | 因此,我们有短信,图像, |
| 20 | or like dating app bio or something. | 或者喜欢约会应用生物什么的。 |
| 21 | So stick around until the end. | 留到最后为止 |
| 22 | Look, I just wanna be friends. | 我只是想成为朋友 |
| 23 | I'm not interested in a relationship | 我对恋爱不感兴趣 |
| 24 | or any sexual relationships, just letting you know. | 或任何性关系, 只是让你知道。 |
| 25 | Curious how they met. | 他们怎么认识的? |
| 26 | I'm gonna assume it was a dating app | 我想那是个约会应用软件 |
| 27 | cause I don't just think you've randomly say anything sexual | 因为我不认为你随便说 |
| 28 | to like someone you've just met. | 喜欢你刚认识的人 |
| 29 | Unless it's like from a dating app, you know? | 除非它像一个约会应用程序,你知道吗? |
| 30 | Okay, would you call me baby still? | 好吧,你还会叫我宝贝吗? |
| 31 | We are friends. | 我们是朋友 |
| 32 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 33 | Good, wanna stay up with you. | 很好,想和你在一起。 |
| 34 | This is at 5 a.m. by the way, 5 a.m. | 顺便说一句,现在是早上5点,早上5点 |
| 35 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 36 | Would you call me baby? | 你会叫我宝贝吗? |
| 37 | No. | 没有 |
| 38 | Okay, can we call? | 好吧,我们可以打电话吗? |
| 39 | No, you made me uncomfortable yesterday | 不,你昨天让我不舒服 |
| 40 | by not respecting my boundary. | 不尊重我的边界 |
| 41 | Sorry, I guess you hate me. | 对不起 我猜你恨我 |
| 42 | I guess I just kill myself. | 我想我只是自杀。 |
| 43 | Either this person's illiterate | 要么这个人是文盲 |
| 44 | or I guess English isn't their first language, either one. | 我想英语不是他们的第一语言 |
| 45 | That's a crazy thing to say. | 这话太疯狂了 |
| 46 | It's crazy when someone tells you | 有人告诉你这很疯狂 |
| 47 | you're not respecting my boundary | 你不尊重我的边界 |
| 48 | so I'm not comfortable talking with you | 所以我不太舒服跟你说话 |
| 49 | and I'd rather we just stop communication. | 我宁愿我们停止交流 |
| 50 | And that's a nice way to say it. | 且道妙法说. |
| 51 | Realistically, if it's online, just block them. | 现实的说,如果它是在线的,只是屏蔽他们。 |
| 52 | You could just block them, but I guess it's nice to say, | 你可以挡住他们,但我想说, |
| 53 | yeah, I don't wanna talk to you anymore | 是啊,我不想再和你说话了 |
| 54 | or can you change this behavior or else I'm done? | 或者你能改变这个行为 否则我就完了? |
| 55 | And they're like, okay, I guess I'll f*** myself. | 他们就像,好吧, 我想我会f***自己。 |
| 56 | It's like, bro, what? | 这就像,兄弟,什么? |
| 57 | The victim mentality is insane here. | 受害人的心态很疯狂 |
| 58 | Do you hate me? | 你恨我吗? |
| 59 | After he said, I guess you hate me. | 在他说完之后 我猜你恨我 |
| 60 | No. | 没有 |
| 61 | Do you hate me? | 你恨我吗? |
| 62 | No. | 没有 |
| 63 | We are friends. | 我们是朋友 |
| 64 | Hey, bro, this guy is not getting the hint. | 嘿,兄弟,这家伙没有得到提示。 |
| 65 | Hey, I've been at the hospital. | 嘿,我去过医院。 |
| 66 | I don't know why you're even explaining | 我不知道你为什么要解释 |
| 67 | anything to this person. | 任何对这个人。 |
| 68 | Obviously, you really wanna be friends | 很明显,你真的想成为朋友 |
| 69 | with someone like this? | 和这样的人? |
| 70 | Like, really. | 喜欢,真的。 |
| 71 | You sure about that? | 你确定吗? |
| 72 | Someone that's so needy, like, call me baby. | 这么需要帮助的人 叫我宝贝 |
| 73 | Oh, we're friends, right? | 我们是朋友,对吧? |
| 74 | We're friends. | 我们是朋友 |
| 75 | It's like having a fricking partner, | 这就像有一个他妈的伙伴, |
| 76 | but as a friend, it's just annoying. | 但作为一个朋友,它只是烦人。 |
| 77 | I can't be friends with you. | 不能与汝为友. |
| 78 | You didn't respect my boundary. | 你没尊重我的边界 |
| 79 | Hey, good on her for setting that boundary | 嘿,好在她设置界限 |
| 80 | and sticking to it, but it would be better | 坚持它,但它会更好 |
| 81 | just block him, just block him. | 挡住他 挡住他 |
| 82 | Maybe they know each other in person, | 也许他们亲自认识 |
| 83 | so it would be awkward. | 这样会很尴尬 |
| 84 | So it's like, okay, I understand that. | 所以这就像,好吧,我理解。 |
| 85 | I didn't do anything wrong. | 我什么都没做错 |
| 86 | I told you that I have autism. | 我说过我有自闭症 |
| 87 | Don't hurt me. | 别伤害我 |
| 88 | I'm gonna be honest with you. | 我对你说实话 |
| 89 | I'm kind of retarded. | 我有点弱智。 |
| 90 | Okay, don't use mental health | 好吧,不要用精神卫生 |
| 91 | as an excuse for your behavior, | 作为你行为的借口, |
| 92 | because real people actually struggle with that, | 因为真正的人实际上与这个斗争, |
| 93 | and I feel like they don't just say, | 我觉得他们不只是说, |
| 94 | oh, I have this, so now treat me better. | 哦,我有这个,所以现在对我更好的。 |
| 95 | No. | 没有 |
| 96 | You didn't respect my boundary, | 你不尊重我的边界, |
| 97 | and that was wrong, autism or not. | 这是错误的,自闭症与否。 |
| 98 | I don't deserve to be treated, | 我不配被对待 |
| 99 | and neither do I. | 我也一样 |
| 100 | Don't hurt me. | 别伤害我 |
| 101 | Don't hurt me then. | 那就别伤害我 |
| 102 | Okay, I won't. | 好吧,我不会。 |
| 103 | Can we be friends and we'll fight? | 我们能成为朋友,然后战斗吗? |
| 104 | No. | 没有 |
| 105 | Is it because I'm white? | 是因为我是白人吗? |
| 106 | Oh, what the heck? | 哦,什么地狱? |
| 107 | No, it's because you're manipulative, | 不,那是因为你 操纵性, |
| 108 | a walking red flag, and I don't want to be your friend. | 一面红旗,我不想成为你的朋友。 |
| 109 | And why the fuck don't you want to be friends with me? | 为什么你不跟我做朋友? |
| 110 | Oh, okay. | 哦,还好。 |
| 111 | Okay, before it was kind of giving illiterate kid, | 好吧 在它给不识字的孩子之前 |
| 112 | like, ooh, gaga, call me baby. | 像,哦,Gaga,叫我宝贝。 |
| 113 | Now it's, it flipped. | 现在,它翻了。 |
| 114 | It flipped, it flipped, it flipped. | 它翻转,它翻转,它翻转。 |
| 115 | It always flips. | 它总是翻转。 |
| 116 | That's why, that's how you can recognize a nice guy. | 所以,你才能认出一个好人 |
| 117 | They go from being nice, being nice, acting nice, | 他们从好,好,好,好, |
| 118 | and when they don't get what they want, | 当他们得不到他们想要的 |
| 119 | it flips to who they really are. | 它翻转到他们的真实身份。 |
| 120 | Actually, let's put up a counter. | 其实,让我们设置一个柜台。 |
| 121 | How many times have you said that word? | 你说过多少次了? |
| 122 | I never fucking disrespected your effing boundaries. | 我从来没有他妈的不尊重你的界限。 |
| 123 | So don't you effing come at me for no effing reason. | 所以,你别无缘无故来找我 |
| 124 | Exactly what I mean, literally. | 这正是我的意思,字面意思。 |
| 125 | Oh, okay, now we got a long paragraph. | 哦,好吧,现在我们有一个长段。 |
| 126 | Buckle up. | 系好安全带 |
| 127 | Like, don't you effing play with me? | 你不跟我玩吗? |
| 128 | I effing asked you effing nicely. | 我问你好。 |
| 129 | Oh, okay, dude. | 哦,好吧,伙计。 |
| 130 | Yeah, I'm not gonna like say every single F word | 是啊,我不会喜欢说每一个F字 |
| 131 | because this guy is just dropping that thing | 因为这家伙只是扔了那个东西 |
| 132 | like every second word. | 就像每一句话。 |
| 133 | I effing asked you effing nicely | 我问了你很好 |
| 134 | if you want to be effing friends with me, | 如果你想跟我做朋友的话 |
| 135 | but you don't want to be effing friends with me. | 但你不想跟我成为朋友 |
| 136 | So are you. | 你也一样。 |
| 137 | Being so effing mean to me for no effing reason, | 对我这么刻薄 毫无理由 |
| 138 | even though I didn't do effing shit to you. | 即使我没有对你做狗屎。 |
| 139 | So don't you effing come at me for no effing reason | 所以,不要你 effing来我没有任何原因 |
| 140 | because you don't understand how I effing feel | 因为你不明白我的感受 |
| 141 | when I get effing hurt. | 当我受伤的时候 |
| 142 | So yeah, I effing compliment you everything. | 所以是的 我恭维你的一切 |
| 143 | You don't effing hurt me | 你不伤害我 |
| 144 | and you don't treat me like a piece of shit. | 你可别把我当垃圾 |
| 145 | Are you done? | 说完了吗? |
| 146 | I wasn't mean. | 我没有恶意 |
| 147 | I said no and you wouldn't take no for an answer. | 我说不,你不会接受拒绝 |
| 148 | Exactly. | 没错 |
| 149 | Stop talking to this guy. | 别跟这家伙说话了 |
| 150 | What are people effing hate me | 人们恨我什么? |
| 151 | just because I have autism and bipolar and ADHD? | 就因为我有自闭症、两极症和ADHD症? |
| 152 | You are bipolar. | 你是两极人 |
| 153 | So don't you effing come at me for no effing reason | 所以,不要你 effing来我没有任何原因 |
| 154 | why no one likes me. | 为什么没人喜欢我? |
| 155 | Why does no one like me? | 为什么没人喜欢我? |
| 156 | Why does no one like me but I treat them like this | 为什么没有人喜欢我,但我这样对待他们 |
| 157 | and I send 14 F words in like a paragraph with 20 words | 我发送了14个F字 像一个段落,有20个字 |
| 158 | and 14 of them are the F word. | 其中14个是F字。 |
| 159 | Why does no one like me? | 为什么没人喜欢我? |
| 160 | Why am I so nice and no one likes me? | 为什么我这么好,没有人喜欢我? |
| 161 | Bro, get a grip. | 哥们,振作点 |
| 162 | Bro, self-reflection is not a strong suit of these people. | 兄弟,自我反省不是这些人的强项 |
| 163 | Now you're mad at me | 现在你生我的气了 |
| 164 | because I said I didn't want to be your friend. | 因为我说过我不想成为你的朋友 |
| 165 | Like I'm effing done fighting with you. | 好像我跟你打完了一样 |
| 166 | I effing can't handle it. | 我无法应付 |
| 167 | It's not good for my effing mental health. | 这对我的精神健康不好 |
| 168 | I have ADHD too and I don't hate you. | 我也有ADHD,我不恨你。 |
| 169 | And you effing hate me, | 而你却恨我 |
| 170 | explain why you don't want to be effing friends with me. | 解释你为什么不想跟我做朋友 |
| 171 | That's my effing point. | 这就是我的观点。 |
| 172 | I'm an effing nice guy. | 我是个好人 |
| 173 | When they put that nice, bro, | 当他们把好,兄弟, |
| 174 | when they put the nice guy in, | 当他们把好人英寸 |
| 175 | like say it or like write it or anything, bro, run. | 说或者写什么,兄弟,快跑 |
| 176 | At that point, run. | 这时候,跑。 |
| 177 | If someone ever, ever, ever says they're a nice guy | 如果有人说自己是个好人 |
| 178 | and ironically, run, dude, run. | 讽刺的是,跑,伙计,跑。 |
| 179 | I feel like we all have heard of nice guys before. | 我觉得我们都听说过好人 |
| 180 | Even if you haven't experienced it, | 即使你没有经历过 |
| 181 | you've heard of them, so just run. | 你听说过他们,所以只是运行。 |
| 182 | I'm not mad either. | 我也没有生气 |
| 183 | You're the one blowing up at me, | 你是一个吹我, |
| 184 | not the other way around. | 而不是反过来。 |
| 185 | Nice guys take no for an answer. | 不错的家伙不回答。 |
| 186 | Ooh, clocked his ass for real. | 哦,他的屁股是真实的。 |
| 187 | Okay, OP did not give any more context. | 好吧,OP没有给出更多的背景。 |
| 188 | Let's read some comments. | 让我们看看一些评论。 |
| 189 | I have both autism and ADHD | 我有自闭症和自闭症 |
| 190 | and I will tell you that it is never an excuse | 我会告诉你 这绝不是借口 |
| 191 | to be an asshole and to not respect a person's boundaries. | 成为一个混蛋,不尊重一个人的界限。 |
| 192 | And also what's with all the effing in every word? | 每一个字里都有什么问题? |
| 193 | Literally, it's so weird. | 从字面上来说,这太奇怪了。 |
| 194 | Like why so much? | 像为什么这么多? |
| 195 | Is this guy 12? | 这家伙是12岁吗? |
| 196 | Has he just discovered the word fuck? | 他刚发现这个词吗? |
| 197 | Jesus Christ, dude, literally. | 耶稣基督,伙计,字面上。 |
| 198 | It's so bizarre to me how people think like cursing | 这对我来说太奇怪了 人们怎么认为像诅咒 |
| 199 | and using words like fuck or whatever | 并使用像操什么的词 |
| 200 | makes them like appear more serious or like I'm being serious. | 让他们看起来更严肃 或者说我是认真的 |
| 201 | You listen to me because I'm swearing. | 你听我说 因为我发誓 |
| 202 | No, dude, it just shows you're immature | 不,伙计,它只是显示你是不成熟的 |
| 203 | and you don't know how to handle like a real adult conversation | 你不知道如何处理 像真正的成年人谈话 |
| 204 | without blowing up and using derogatory words. | 而不爆炸 使用贬义词。 |
| 205 | I'm at the hospital. | 我在医院 |
| 206 | You didn't respect my battery. | 你不尊重我的电池。 |
| 207 | You can't take no for an answer. | 你不能接受拒绝的回答。 |
| 208 | Oh, you don't want to be friends with me? | 你不想跟我做朋友吗? |
| 209 | I'll kill myself. | 我会自杀的 |
| 210 | Oh, bro. | 哦,哥们。 |
| 211 | Brother. | 师兄曰. |
| 212 | Oh, bro. | 哦,哥们。 |
| 213 | Thanks. | 谢谢 |
| 214 | So ongoing. | 如此持续 |
| 215 | This fucking one fucking was a fucking good fucking read. | 这他妈的一个 他妈的是一个他妈的好阅读。 |
| 216 | This is how the fricking guy texts, dude. | 这家伙就是这么发短信的 |
| 217 | Those three things are 100% self-diagnosed. | 这三件事是100%的 自我诊断。 |
| 218 | Either that or his parents upon getting a diagnosis | 要么是那样 要么是他父母诊断出来 |
| 219 | decide that meant they should never tell him no. | 决定那意味着他们不应该告诉他不。 |
| 220 | Cr. | |
| 221 | Yeah, that guy gives like man, child, cringe. | 是啊,那家伙给 像男人,孩子,克林格。 |
| 222 | Bipolar. | 双极虫. |
| 223 | Out of anything there, I do agree it's bipolar. | 不管怎么说,我同意这是两极分化。 |
| 224 | Just like that. | 就是这样 |
| 225 | Your no is basically a hidden yes | 你的拒绝基本上是隐藏的 是的 |
| 226 | and you are just saying try harder. | 你只是说努力一点 |
| 227 | I'm just trying to help here. | 我只是想帮忙 |
| 228 | I need some caffeine. | 我需要一些咖啡因。 |
| 229 | Does Coke Zero have caffeine? | 可乐零有咖啡因吗? |
| 230 | I don't even know. | 我什至不晓得。 |
| 231 | Shit, I don't even know. | 妈的,我什至不知道。 |
| 232 | I feel like a fricking French person | 我觉得像个法国人 |
| 233 | except instead of drinking like a wine | 除非像酒一样喝酒 |
| 234 | and a cigarette for breakfast, | 还有早餐的烟 |
| 235 | I'm drinking a Diet Coke for breakfast. | 我早餐要喝健怡可乐 |
| 236 | Maybe this is the French Canadians then. | 也许这就是法国加拿大人。 |
| 237 | Okay, got my caffeine in. | 好吧,让我的咖啡因英寸 |
| 238 | This is scary. | 这是可怕的。 |
| 239 | People that think like this, like, oh no, | 这么想的人,像,哦,不, |
| 240 | they actually do want me. | 他们真的想要我 |
| 241 | First of all, they're delusional as fucking hell. | 首先,他们妄想得像地狱一样 |
| 242 | Oh, okay, now I'm swearing. | 哦,好吧,现在我发誓。 |
| 243 | Oh my gosh. | 天呐 |
| 244 | They're so delusional that they think someone telling them, | 他们是如此的妄想 他们认为有人告诉他们, |
| 245 | no, I don't want you is like them saying, | 不,我不想你像他们说的一样 |
| 246 | I do want you actually. | 我确实想要你 |
| 247 | It's scary because they genuinely think | 这很可怕,因为他们真的认为 |
| 248 | this person wants me. | 这个人想要我 |
| 249 | I just need to try harder and that is scary, dude. | 我只是需要更努力,这是可怕的,伙计。 |
| 250 | That mindset that people think like that, | 人们这样认为的心态, |
| 251 | like, oh, they're just playing hard to get. | 就像,哦,他们只是玩 很难得到。 |
| 252 | No, dude, they're telling you they don't want you | 不,伙计,他们告诉你 他们不要你 |
| 253 | then they don't want you. | 那他们就不要你了 |
| 254 | Can you be mine? | 你可以是我的吗? |
| 255 | No. | 没有 |
| 256 | However, however, if we look at this | 但是,如果我们看看这个 |
| 257 | at a scientific level, oh, actually, actually, | 在科学层面上, 哦,实际上,实际上, |
| 258 | your no is basically a hidden yes. | 你的拒绝基本上是隐藏的 是的。 |
| 259 | Literally just said no. | 字面上说不。 |
| 260 | Can you be mine? | 你可以是我的吗? |
| 261 | No, no. | 没有,没有。 |
| 262 | Oh, sorry, no, oh, no, no, no. | 哦,对不起,哦,不,不,不。 |
| 263 | However, if we look at this at a scientific level, | 但是,如果我们从科学的角度来看待这个, |
| 264 | your no is basically a hidden yes | 你没有基本上是隐藏的 是的 |
| 265 | and you are just saying try harder. | 你只是说努力一点 |
| 266 | This guy who has watched probably one Red Pill podcast | 那个看过红药丸播客的人 |
| 267 | and they're like, oh yeah, she says no, | 他们就像,哦,是的,她说不, |
| 268 | she's actually into you. | 她真的喜欢你 |
| 269 | You just have to, dude, not watch that Red Pill shit. | 你只要看红药丸就行了 |
| 270 | Like, trust me, that would fucking rot your brain. | 相信我,那会毁了你的大脑 |
| 271 | Yes, and you are just saying try harder | 是的,你只是说更努力 |
| 272 | because if not, why bother interacting with to begin with? | 因为如果不是, 为什么要费劲地互动呢? |
| 273 | Ha, ha. | 哈,哈,哈,哈,哈,哈,哈。 |
| 274 | Bro, you didn't get shit, dude. | 兄弟,你没有得到狗屎,伙计。 |
| 275 | You didn't get shit. | 你没有得到狗屎。 |
| 276 | Wow, you really need to learn to handle rejection. | 哇,你真的需要学会 处理拒绝。 |
| 277 | Honestly, I think the best thing to always do | 老实说,我觉得最好总是这样 |
| 278 | is to just block them and get over with. | 就是挡住他们,然后结束这一切 |
| 279 | Just block them and stop talking. | 挡住他们,别说话 |
| 280 | Or just don't even answer, don't even reply. | 或者只是不甚至回答, 甚至不回答。 |
| 281 | But I do understand wanting to troll them | 但我确实明白 想要摧毁他们 |
| 282 | or mess with them, but that can also be a slippery slope | 或惹他们,但也可能是滑坡 |
| 283 | because you don't know if they're actually crazy. | 因为你不知道他们是不是疯了 |
| 284 | Yeah, boy. | 对,孩子。 |
| 285 | You don't know if they're actually crazy. | 你不知道他们是不是疯了 |
| 286 | So it's like, do you want to do that? | 所以,这就像,你想这样做吗? |
| 287 | Yeah, up to you. | 是啊,由你决定。 |
| 288 | Nah, I'd say you need to learn | 不,我要说,你需要学习 |
| 289 | how to be truthful with yourself. | 如何对自己说实话。 |
| 290 | I'm just trying to help here. | 我只是想帮忙 |
| 291 | Bitch, what? | 贱人,什么? |
| 292 | Truthful with myself? | 说实话? |
| 293 | See, even you know that's something you are not capable of. | 你看,即使你知道 这是你没有能力的东西。 |
| 294 | What are you yapping on about, mate? | 你在胡说什么,伙计? |
| 295 | Mate, dare God, I think he meant dear God. | 伙计,敢说上帝,我想他是说上帝 |
| 296 | Dear God, I find myself in this stranger's friend zone. | 亲爱的上帝,我发现自己在这个陌生人的朋友区。 |
| 297 | There is no hope. | 没有希望。 |
| 298 | And then like some crying. | 然后像一些哭声。 |
| 299 | What are you even talking about? | 你在说什么? |
| 300 | This honestly wasn't that bad. | 这真的没那么糟 |
| 301 | I feel like if they kept on texting | 我觉得如果他们继续发短信 |
| 302 | and they posted more, it'd be a lot worse. | 他们贴的更多, 会更糟。 |
| 303 | But what I see, he just doesn't know how to take no | 但是,我所看到的,他只是不知道 如何采取不 |
| 304 | for an answer, which can be very, very bad. | 对于一个答案, 这可以是非常,非常糟糕。 |
| 305 | Because right now it's just on text. | 因为现在它只是文本。 |
| 306 | But if it's ever in person, | 但是,如果它曾经是亲自的, |
| 307 | you need to learn how to take no as no. | 你需要学会如何接受否定 |
| 308 | If someone says no, it's no, dude, it's no. | 如果有人说不,这是不,伙计,这是不。 |
| 309 | Like, come on. | 喜欢,来吧。 |
| 310 | Why, why, why, why, why? | 为什么 为什么 为什么 为什么 为什么 为什么 |
| 311 | Someone commented, | 有人评论, |
| 312 | 兄弟听Alpha Bro播客的节目 | |
| 313 | Literally, dude. | 字面上,伙计。 |
| 314 | I'm not on that side of social media, | 我不是社交媒体的那一面 |
| 315 | TikTok,YouTube,随便你。 | |
| 316 | But I watched like YouTubers that roast those people | 但我像YouTube上的人一样看着他们 |
| 317 | and they all sound like they say the same thing. | 他们听起来都一样 |
| 318 | Like, bro, this, you need to go pay $10,000 | 喜欢,兄弟,这个,你需要去支付一万美元 |
| 319 | for this bro masculine, bro boot camp. | 为这个兄弟男性,兄弟靴营。 |
| 320 | Just you and a bunch of dudes. | 只有你和一群伙计。 |
| 321 | We do bro stuff, like cuddling and sleeping together naked. | 我们做兄弟的事情, 像拥抱和睡在一起裸体。 |
| 322 | Stop it. | 别说了 |
| 323 | Get some help. | 找人帮忙 |
| 324 | You serious? | 真的吗? |
| 325 | Do not ever pay for those boot camps | 永远不要付钱给那些新兵营 |
| 326 | where you learn how to be a real man, dude. | 在那里你学会如何成为一个真正的男人,伙计。 |
| 327 | If you want to learn like discipline or something, | 如果你想学习像纪律之类的, |
| 328 | take a martial art, go to the gym. | 武术,去健身房。 |
| 329 | Both those things build discipline. | 这两种东西都建立了纪律。 |
| 330 | You'll feel better, look better. | 你会感觉好点,看起来好点 |
| 331 | You can feel more like a man. | 你可以感觉更像个男人 |
| 332 | You don't need to go to these boot camps and stuff | 你不需要去这些新兵营之类的 |
| 333 | and waste tens of thousands of dollars, dude. | 浪费几万美金,伙计。 |
| 334 | Like someone else commented. | 就像别人评论的那样 |
| 335 | But officer, it doesn't matter that she said no. | 但警官,她拒绝并不重要 |
| 336 | Scientifically, it meant yes. | 在科学上,这意味着是的。 |
| 337 | You know how females work. | 你知道女人怎么工作的吗? |
| 338 | She said no and meant yes. | 她说不,意思是"是" |
| 339 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 340 | No, dude, no means no. | 不,伙计,不意味着不。 |
| 341 | Okay, yeah. | 好吧,没错。 |
| 342 | Okay, here's a comment. | 好吧,这里有一个评论。 |
| 343 | This is kind of the vibe I was getting. | 这是一种我得到的氛围。 |
| 344 | We all agree this sounds grapey, right? | 我们都同意这听起来不错,对吧? |
| 345 | Like no equal hidden yes, so you want me. | 像没有相等的隐藏 是的,所以你要我。 |
| 346 | Bitch, what is the correct response? | 婊子,正确的反应是什么? |
| 347 | Yeah, that's kind of the bye-bye God as well. | 是啊,那是那种再见的上帝。 |
| 348 | I was like, ugh. | 我很喜欢,呃。 |
| 349 | No means no, dude. | 不意味着不,伙计。 |
| 350 | Women treat me like an incel. | 女人把我当成一瓶酒 |
| 351 | It feels like false accusations of S-A. | 感觉像是对S -A的诬告 |
| 352 | Let's just read. | 让我们只读。 |
| 353 | Because even next week is very quick for me. | 因为即使下周对我来说也很快 |
| 354 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 355 | That sucks. | 这很烂。 |
| 356 | Last time I scheduled a date with someone, | 上次我约了人约会 |
| 357 | they dropped me mid-combo four days | 他们把我扔了四天 |
| 358 | before we were meant to meet. | 在我们注定要见面之前 |
| 359 | No, oh. | 没有,哦。 |
| 360 | I didn't do anything wrong for shit and got let on. | 我没有做错什么狗屎 并得到了允许。 |
| 361 | I guess she was not interested. | 我猜她没兴趣 |
| 362 | Her problem, yeah. | 她的问题,是的。 |
| 363 | In fact, it's everyone's problem here. | 事实上,这是每个人的问题。 |
| 364 | FFS (英语). | |
| 365 | Good chemistry in my ass. | 我屁股里有很好的化学反应 |
| 366 | No, dude. | 不,伙计。 |
| 367 | If I was texting someone and they were replying with no, | 如果我在给某人发短信 而他们回答没有, |
| 368 | oh, yeah, no. | 哦,是的,没有。 |
| 369 | No. | 没有 |
| 370 | I would just dip. | 我只会浸泡。 |
| 371 | I'd be like, okay. | 我会像,好吧。 |
| 372 | I didn't do or say anything sus or creepy. | 我什么也没做,也没说 任何可疑的。 |
| 373 | And this is how I'm treated like junk. | 这就是对待我的方式 像垃圾。 |
| 374 | That's why I always have my default option in leaving. | 这就是为什么我总是有 我默认的选择离开。 |
| 375 | This is cringe. | 这是克林格。 |
| 376 | If I was in the woman's shoes receiving these messages, | 如果我在女人的鞋 接收这些消息, |
| 377 | I'd be like, yeah, this guy, I'm gone, I'm gone. | 我会,是的,这家伙,我走了,我走了。 |
| 378 | Oh, I didn't do anything sus or creepy. | 哦,我没有做任何事情 或令人毛骨悚然。 |
| 379 | This is how I'm treated like junk. | 这就是对待我的方式 像垃圾。 |
| 380 | That's why I always leave my default option in leaving. | 这就是为什么我总是 离开我的默认选择。 |
| 381 | Red flag, my sirens are going off. | 红旗,我的警报响了 |
| 382 | I'm running, go. | 我在跑,走开。 |
| 383 | Well, I'm sure you didn't do anything creepy | 嗯,我敢肯定,你没有做 任何可怕的事情 |
| 384 | and you were talking nicely to her. | 你和她说话很友好 |
| 385 | I definitely was. | 我绝对是。 |
| 386 | People here are so ungrateful. | 这里的人太忘恩负义了 |
| 387 | Wait, ungrateful for what? | 等待,忘恩负义的什么? |
| 388 | For being treated fairly. | 因为受到公平对待 |
| 389 | And then they drop people and cut them off. | 然后他们扔下人 并切断他们。 |
| 390 | Maybe it's the energy. | 也许是因为能量 |
| 391 | She even said there was great vibes | 她甚至说那里气氛很好 |
| 392 | and she just f-ing dropped me. | 她就把我扔下来了 |
| 393 | Like, what did I do or say to deserve being tossed aside? | 比如,我做了什么或说什么 值得被抛在一边? |
| 394 | Do you want some honest advice? | 你想要一些诚实的建议吗? |
| 395 | Elaborate. | 细细的。 |
| 396 | When someone says the vibes were good and then disappears, | 当有人说气氛很好 然后消失了 |
| 397 | it just means something felt off to them. | 它只是意味着一些感觉 对他们。 |
| 398 | It can be small things, the energy, et cetera. | 它可以是小东西,能量,等等。 |
| 399 | Ghosting sucks, yes, | 鬼魂很烂,是的 |
| 400 | but people don't always communicate directly. | 但人们并不总是直接沟通 |
| 401 | I get it's frustrating. | 我得到它令人沮丧。 |
| 402 | I totally understand you. | 我完全理解你们的意思 |
| 403 | I don't know, these messages kind of remind me | 我不知道,这些留言让我想起 |
| 404 | of the subreddit, nice guys. | 下潜的,好家伙。 |
| 405 | When you talk to a girl and you self-pity a lot | 当你跟一个女孩说话,你常常自怜 |
| 406 | and complain a lot, it can turn off. | 并抱怨很多, 它可以关闭。 |
| 407 | It can be a turn off to other women. | 它可能是一个关闭 与其他妇女。 |
| 408 | This person is super nice and she's right on the money. | 这个人是超级好 而且她是正确的钱。 |
| 409 | She's right, right on the money. | 她说的对,钱的正确。 |
| 410 | But of course, I don't know what was said or what happened, | 但是,当然,我不知道 说什么或发生了什么事, |
| 411 | but small things like that could contribute to this issue. | 但这样的小事 可能促成这个问题。 |
| 412 | Yeah, cause she probably also got that vibe | 是啊,因为她可能也有那种感觉 |
| 413 | that oh, something's off as soon as he started self-pitying. | 他一开始自食其力 就会出事 |
| 414 | Why does everyone hate me? | 为什么大家都讨厌我? |
| 415 | Why don't women love me? | 女人为什么不爱我? |
| 416 | Women always only like bad boys. | 女人总是喜欢坏男孩 |
| 417 | No, they just don't like creepy men | 不,他们只是不喜欢变态男人 |
| 418 | that make them uncomfortable. | 这让他们感到不舒服。 |
| 419 | Just don't be creepy. | 别吓人 |
| 420 | Don't make them uncomfortable. | 别让他们觉得不舒服 |
| 421 | And you're chilling. | 而且你很冷静 |
| 422 | Just being normal, genuinely nice, not fake nice. | 只是正常的,真正的好,不是假的好。 |
| 423 | And then you can be friends | 然后你可以成为朋友 |
| 424 | or more potentially depending. | 或更可能取决于。 |
| 425 | That's the problem. | 这就是问题所在。 |
| 426 | Women think just because I'm kind | 女人认为我善良 |
| 427 | means I want to fuck them or else. | 意思是我想干他们还是别干 |
| 428 | I have no such intentions. | 我没有这种意图。 |
| 429 | I'm not entitled to them or their bodies, | 我无权享受他们或他们的身体, |
| 430 | but what I do deserve is an explanation. | 但我应该做一个解释 |
| 431 | Yeah, yeah, you do deserve it for sure. | 是啊,是啊,你确实值得它。 |
| 432 | Being called an incel as a man | 被称作一个男人 |
| 433 | is like a brandish on one's forehead, | 就像是一个白兰地 在人的额头, |
| 434 | no matter how much they try to learn and do better. | 不管他们有多努力 学习和做得更好。 |
| 435 | You're not an incel. | 你不是一寸铁。 |
| 436 | This person is super nice | 这个人好极了 |
| 437 | and she actually gave him very good advice. | 她给了他非常好的建议 |
| 438 | Yeah, but society here says otherwise | 是的,但社会上说不然 |
| 439 | and they are talking shit. | 他们在胡说八道 |
| 440 | I guess I should stop being so openly nice then. | 我想我应该停止这么公开的好。 |
| 441 | So the nice guy fallacy is wrong about me | 所以,好人谬误我 |
| 442 | and that I'm not an effing incel. | 我也不是个能干的人 |
| 443 | Ah, ah. | 摆 摆 |
| 444 | I don't know what to say, man. | 我不知道该说什么 |
| 445 | Sorry to hear that. | 很遗憾 |
| 446 | This place is intentionally cruel. | 这个地方是故意残忍的。 |
| 447 | Bro, the self-pity is so crazy, dude. | 哥,自怜是太疯狂了 |
| 448 | Like, oh man. | 像,哦,伙计。 |
| 449 | You're not entitled to other people's friendship, | 你无权享受别人的友谊 |
| 450 | time, kindness, or anything. | 时间,善良,或任何东西。 |
| 451 | If they don't want to talk to you, | 如果他们不想和你说话 |
| 452 | they feel something off, they're allowed to go. | 他们觉得有些不对劲 他们可以离开 |
| 453 | They don't have to also be nice to you | 他们不必对你这么好 |
| 454 | just because you're being nice to them | 只是因为你对他们很好 |
| 455 | because maybe to them it doesn't feel genuine. | 因为也许对他们来说 感觉不真实 |
| 456 | The self-pity of this place is intentionally cruel. | 这个地方的自我怜悯是故意残忍的. |
| 457 | No, dude, no. | 不,伙计,不。 |
| 458 | Yeah, you deserve it for sure, exactly. | 是啊,你应该得到它肯定的,确切的。 |
| 459 | And she didn't. | 她没有。 |
| 460 | Not only does that make dating for me hardest, | 这不仅让我最难约会, |
| 461 | but the factors and dating culture here | 但这里的因素和约会文化 |
| 462 | makes it impossible for me. | 让我无法接受 |
| 463 | They don't know me or my intentions, | 他们不认识我或我的意图 |
| 464 | and yet they treat me like an effing incel. | 但他们却把我当做一瓶酒 |
| 465 | It feels like false accusations of SA. | 感觉就像对SA的诬告 |
| 466 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 467 | Yeah, that's how effed my love life here in blank is. | 是啊,这就是如何 effected我的爱情生活在这里的空白是。 |
| 468 | Being called an incel as a man | 被称作一个男人 |
| 469 | is like a brandish on once forehead, | 就像是额头上的白兰地 |
| 470 | no matter how much they try to learn and do better. | 不管他们有多努力 学习和做得更好。 |
| 471 | Oh, okay, that was in the wrong order there. | 哦,好吧,这是错误的顺序在那里。 |
| 472 | Anyways, I'm home. | 总之,我回来了 |
| 473 | Man, I have a really bad gut feeling about, | 男人,我有 一个非常糟糕的直觉, |
| 474 | about what you were saying earlier. | 关于你刚才说的话 |
| 475 | You really think I'm entitled to you? | 你真的认为我有权拥有你? |
| 476 | Not at all. | 一点也不 |
| 477 | No, it's not that, ha ha. | 不 不是那样的 |
| 478 | Then what exactly? | 那又怎样? |
| 479 | Like the way you were speaking and all, | 就像你说话的方式一样 |
| 480 | just I have bad instincts. | 我只是有不好的直觉。 |
| 481 | I don't get it. | I么则不解. |
| 482 | So am I sus or you just feel bad? | 所以,我是sus 还是你只是觉得不好? |
| 483 | Regardless of which it is, | 不管是谁 |
| 484 | I don't stick around with someone | 我不和别人在一起 |
| 485 | who doesn't feel comfortable with me | 谁不觉得舒服与我 |
| 486 | for their own sake or mine. | 为了他们或我 |
| 487 | That's what difference, | 这就是区别 |
| 488 | that's what differs between me and incels. | 这就是我和Incels之间的区别。 |
| 489 | I asked my friend from Florida, | 我问佛罗里达的朋友, |
| 490 | who I've known for ages if these are normal messages | 我认识他们很久了 如果这是正常的信息 |
| 491 | because I started getting really, really bad feeling | 因为我开始变得 非常,非常糟糕的感觉 |
| 492 | in my stomach, like really bad. | 在我的胃里,像非常糟糕。 |
| 493 | The response was not good at all. | 反应完全不好。 |
| 494 | Okay, I'm out then. | 好吧,我出来了。 |
| 495 | I think OP got the vibe herself, | 我认为,OP得到的氛围自己, |
| 496 | but she probably just wanted to confirm with her friend. | 但她可能只是想确认一下她的朋友 |
| 497 | She's like, am I tripping? | 她喜欢,我绊倒吗? |
| 498 | No, dude, you're not tripping. | 不,伙计,你没有绊倒。 |
| 499 | It's clear as day. | 清净如日. |
| 500 | Anyone that's like self-pitying. | 任何喜欢自慰的人 |
| 501 | 哦,他们叫我Incels。 | |
| 502 | It feels like I'm getting accused like falsely of essay. | 感觉好像我被诬告成论文 |
| 503 | Who says that, dude? | 谁说的,伙计? |
| 504 | Who says that? | 谁说的? |
| 505 | That is insane. | 这是疯了。 |
| 506 | That's insane. | 这是疯了。 |
| 507 | LMAO,哦不,块。 | |
| 508 | You are so nice and he's only red flags. | 你真好,他只是红旗 |
| 509 | I'm getting dangerous flags. | 我得到了危险的旗帜。 |
| 510 | Why is he talking to you like that, LMAO? | 他为什么这样跟你说话 LMAO? |
| 511 | The random false accusation is super concerning. | 随机的虚假指控是超乎寻常的。 |
| 512 | Yes, dude. | 是的,伙计。 |
| 513 | Like it sounds like everyone was just nice to him | 好像大家都对他很好似的 |
| 514 | because he's actually terrifying. | 因为他其实很恐怖 |
| 515 | Please go with your gut. | 请随心所欲 |
| 516 | And to be honest, I would block him | 老实说,我会阻止他 |
| 517 | because it seems like he is slowly escalating. | 因为他似乎在慢慢升级 |
| 518 | He's not responding well to honestly, ha ha ha. | 他对诚实的反应不好 |
| 519 | He says I have been, he says I am too nice. | 他说我一直都是 他说我太好人了 |
| 520 | Everyone else is the problem. | 其他人都是问题所在。 |
| 521 | Like y'all don't know each other | 就像你们不认识一样 |
| 522 | and he's doing a shit job with first impressions. | 他做一个狗屎工作 有第一印象。 |
| 523 | Please be safe. | 请保重 |
| 524 | Bye, ha ha ha ha. | 再见,哈哈哈。 |
| 525 | She doesn't know what I've been through. | 她不知道我经历过什么 |
| 526 | So yeah, fuck off, bye. | 所以,是的,滚开,再见。 |
| 527 | I understand rejection is hard, | 我知道拒绝是很难的, |
| 528 | but you shouldn't take it out on random people | 不过你不应该随便随便拿出来 |
| 529 | and you shouldn't just automatically assume, | 你不应该自动假设, |
| 530 | oh, all women are this, all women are that | 哦,所有的女人都这样,所有的女人都这样 |
| 531 | just because people in your past have rejected you | 只是因为你过去的人拒绝了你 |
| 532 | or treating you bad. | 或者对你不好 |
| 533 | Yeah, this is actually something | 是啊,这是实际上的东西 |
| 534 | that is like really scary and concerning | 这就像真正的恐怖和担心 |
| 535 | because I have seen like on social media | 因为我在社交媒体上见过 |
| 536 | and I've seen people a lot smarter than me | 我见过的人比我聪明很多 |
| 537 | make videos talking about like the rise of like incels | 制作视频 说话像 上升像内衣 |
| 538 | and also like hate and anger, violent crime, | 还有仇恨和愤怒 暴力犯罪 |
| 539 | like crimes out of anger towards women. | 喜欢犯罪 出于愤怒的妇女。 |
| 540 | Incel men and young men that feel like women | 男人和年轻男人喜欢女人 |
| 541 | constantly reject them, so why should I be nice? | 总是拒绝他们,我为什么要好? |
| 542 | And they take out that anger on random women, | 他们把愤怒 给随机的妇女, |
| 543 | not the women that rejected them, not that, | 不是拒绝她们的女人,不是那样的。 |
| 544 | they just start taking out this anger on random women | 他们只是开始 消除这种愤怒 在随机的妇女 |
| 545 | and that's like a really scary thing that rise | 这就像一个真正可怕的事情 上升 |
| 546 | and like violence, like hate against women | 和喜欢暴力, 像仇恨妇女 |
| 547 | just for being women and because incels | 只是为了做女人和内衣 |
| 548 | have trouble getting women, can't get women, | 找女人有困难, 不能找女人, |
| 549 | have all these problems, women treat them bad | 有这么多问题,女人对她们不好 |
| 550 | because they're like creepy and weird. | 因为他们就像恐怖和怪异。 |
| 551 | So naturally you're gonna distance yourself from that | 自然你会远离那 |
| 552 | and it's like something that's actually genuinely scary | 就像是真正可怕的东西 |
| 553 | and I did see like someone talking about it recently | 我看见有人在谈论它 |
| 554 | like on a rise with like, especially with all this | 喜欢升起 像,尤其是所有这一切 |
| 555 | like red pill, like super like looks maxing | 像红药丸,像超级 看起来像最大 |
| 556 | and all this stuff is not a good environment | 和所有这些东西 不是一个良好的环境 |
| 557 | for that type of stuff. | 对于这种东西。 |
| 558 | So it's kind of creating more hatred towards women | 所以,这有点造成更多的仇恨 女人 |
| 559 | that's scary, it's really scary. | 真吓人,真吓人 |
| 560 | Someone said the male loneliness epidemic is self-inflicted. | 有人说男性孤独症是自残的 |
| 561 | I don't know, just don't be weird man, like trust, | 我不知道,只是不要奇怪的人, 像信任, |
| 562 | just don't be like so self pitting in self, | 只是不要像这样 自我坐立不安, |
| 563 | like it's not attractive and it's really like | 就像它不吸引人,它真的喜欢 |
| 564 | a icky red flag feeling. | 一种恶心的红旗感觉。 |
| 565 | Even like me as a guy, I'm like ugh when I see that. | 即使是我作为一个男人, 我就像呃当我看到这一点。 |
| 566 | I don't wanna be, I would not be friends with someone | 我不想做,我不会和别人做朋友 |
| 567 | gave that vibe like oh women hate me, I'll be like yo, | 那种气氛就像女人恨我一样 我会像你们一样 |
| 568 | no dude like that's fucking weird way to think. | 没有这样的家伙是他妈的奇怪的方式思考。 |
| 569 | Weird things to say as well. | 奇怪的话也说。 |
| 570 | I'm soft daddy Dom slash I'll keep you very private. | 我很柔软的爸爸 唐斜线,我会保持你非常的隐私。 |
| 571 | Bro, I don't know you, I don't know you, who are you? | 兄弟,我不认识你,我不认识你, 你是谁? |
| 572 | What you call your students? | 什么叫学生? |
| 573 | I only go mono because you can't give just this | 我只是因为你不能只给这个 |
| 574 | of love to two people at the same time. | 爱两个人 同时。 |
| 575 | Monogamy I guess he's saying. | 我猜他是在说单调 |
| 576 | That makes sense, I've always been monogamous myself | 这有道理,我一直都是一夫一妻制 |
| 577 | just like most people in the world as well so I understand | 就像世界上大多数人一样 所以我明白 |
| 578 | but that still must hurt a lot, I'm sorry. | 但还是很疼,对不起 |
| 579 | Yes, I want someone loyal, honest and long term. | 是的,我想要一个忠诚,诚实和长期的人. |
| 580 | I understand that, I hope you can find that. | 我明白 我希望你能找到这个 |
| 581 | Ain't you that? | 不是吗? |
| 582 | You serious? | 真的吗? |
| 583 | Ain't you that girl? | 你不是那个女孩吗? |
| 584 | I want you to be that honest, loyal, long term. | 我希望你能那么诚实 忠诚 长期 |
| 585 | Ain't you that? | 不是吗? |
| 586 | I am loyal and honest, however slow down, | 我忠诚诚实 无论慢下来 |
| 587 | we've been talking for less than a day, haha. | 我们谈了不到一天 哈哈 |
| 588 | Shit. | 该死 |
| 589 | I don't know a single thing about you | 我对你一无所知 |
| 590 | besides what's on your profile and it says | 除了你的档案里写的外 上面写着 |
| 591 | you live really far away anyways, | 反正你住得很远 |
| 592 | gotta make sure it's worth it for me as well | 一定要确定这对我来说也是值得的 |
| 593 | but I'm down to keep chatting. | 但我要继续聊天 |
| 594 | That's a very mature, thoughtful and nice response. | 这是一个非常成熟,深思熟虑和良好的反应. |
| 595 | I'm very loyal and honest, my name is blank, | 我非常忠诚和诚实,我的名字是空白的, |
| 596 | I'm soft daddy dom 27, I'm an open book. | 我是软爸爸DOM 27,我是一个开放的书。 |
| 597 | So, leads with I'm very loyal and honest, good. | 因此,领导与我 非常忠诚和诚实,很好。 |
| 598 | We all want that, we all want someone loyal, honest, | 我们都希望这样, 我们都想要一个忠诚,诚实的人, |
| 599 | caring, loving, all those things. | 关心,爱,所有这些东西。 |
| 600 | Name, that's good, that's another, | 名字,很好,这是另一个 |
| 601 | that's probably the second best thing to start off with. | 这也许是第二好的开始。 |
| 602 | Probably you should start off with your name | 也许你应该从你的名字开始 |
| 603 | but second thing, not a big deal. | 但第二件事 没什么大不了的 |
| 604 | Third thing, usually you'd say I'm from this place | 第三件事,通常你会说我来自这个地方 |
| 605 | or I work here, this is what I do or this is my hobby | 或者我在这里工作,这是我的工作,或者这是我的爱好 |
| 606 | or these are some of my interests or, | 或这些是我的一些利益或, |
| 607 | you know, something personal about yourself | 你知道,你个人的事情 |
| 608 | that you wanna share that you're comfortable with sharing. | 你想分享 你自在的分享。 |
| 609 | Not I'm soft daddy dom. | 我不是软爸爸多姆。 |
| 610 | We've been talking for less than a day, okay. | 我们谈了不到一天,好吗? |
| 611 | This is the third thing you tell them about yourself | 这是你告诉他们的第三件事 |
| 612 | and then your age, then your age, okay, 27. | 然后是你的年龄 然后是你的年龄 好吧 27岁 |
| 613 | I'm an open book, yeah, we can tell, | 是的,我们可以说, |
| 614 | we can tell, yeah, we can tell. | 我们可以看到,是的,我们可以看到。 |
| 615 | I'm interested to see what she said. | 我想看看她说什么 |
| 616 | Haha, I gleaned that from your profile | 哈哈,我从你的资料里找到的 |
| 617 | but I don't give in easily. | 但我不会轻易屈服 |
| 618 | I appreciate the compliments and dedication though | 感谢您的赞美和奉献 |
| 619 | but it takes more than basic surface information | 但是它需要的不仅仅是基本的表面信息 |
| 620 | for me to hand myself over to someone. | 让我把自己交给别人 |
| 621 | It's about safety, not just basic factoids for me. | 这是关于安全, 不只是我的基本事实。 |
| 622 | Privacy is very important | 隐私很重要 |
| 623 | and I'll keep you very private, safe, secure. | 我会保护你的安全 |
| 624 | This just, oh, it's giving like, | 这就像... |
| 625 | I'ma lock you in my basement if we ever meet up, | 我把你锁在我的地下室 如果我们见过面, |
| 626 | I'm locking you in my basement and you never going anywhere | 我把你锁在地下室,你哪儿也去不了 |
| 627 | and no one's ever gonna know who you are. | 没有人会知道你是谁 |
| 628 | That's the vibe this has given me. | 这就是这给我的感觉 |
| 629 | Yeah, block this guy, block this guy. | 挡住他 挡住他 |
| 630 | Block him, thank God he's far away. | 挡住他 谢天谢地他离得很远 |
| 631 | This is weird, this is weird, ooh. | 这很奇怪,这很奇怪,哦。 |
| 632 | Brother, ooh. | 师兄,哦. |
| 633 | But I gave you a compliment, creepy, OP says, agreed. | 但我给了你一个赞美,令人毛骨悚然, OP说,同意。 |
| 634 | He's giving me a serious sick, literally, dude. | 他给我一个严重的病, 字面上,伙计。 |
| 635 | This guy is just like horny by the sound of it | 这家伙就像角逐它的声音 |
| 636 | and he just wants, he just wants to hit | 他只是想,他只是想打 |
| 637 | and she's like 4,800 kilometers away. | 而她就像4,800公里外。 |
| 638 | I don't even know, dude, thank God someone also caught this. | 我甚至不知道,伙计, 感谢上帝,有人也发现了这个。 |
| 639 | Soft Daddy Dom, you, I'll keep you very private, | 软爸爸 唐,你,我会让你非常保密的 |
| 640 | safe and secure, he means like in a dark basement? | 安全无虞,他的意思 像在黑暗的地下室? |
| 641 | Yeah, at least that was the vibe I got from, | 是的,至少这是我从那里得到的感觉, |
| 642 | me too, dude, me too, creepy. | 我也是,伙计,我也是,令人毛骨悚然。 |
| 643 | I did everything for you, including being a whore. | 我为你做了一切 包括做个妓女 |
| 644 | I'm genuinely shitting on you. | 我真的在骗你 |
| 645 | Context, please, crying emoji. | 环境,请,哭泣的emoji。 |
| 646 | Year and a half of my life wasted | 浪费了我一年半的生命 |
| 647 | on your big headed toxic ass. | 在你的大头 有毒屁股。 |
| 648 | You are a waste of time and space. | 你浪费了时间和空间 |
| 649 | A year and a half, dude, oh, brother. | 一年半,伙计,哦,兄弟。 |
| 650 | You can follow me if you want, but trust me, | 你可以跟我来,但相信我 |
| 651 | you burned every bridge you made, | 你烧了所有你造的桥梁, |
| 652 | destroyed any good views I had of you. | 毁了我对你的任何好看法 |
| 653 | I hope you're actually happy. | 我希望你真的快乐。 |
| 654 | And for the poor soul who has you next, | 和可怜的灵魂 谁拥有你下一个, |
| 655 | let them know what a effing headache you are. | 让他们知道你有多头痛 |
| 656 | Tried being the bigger person, tried everything | 尝试成为大人物 尝试一切 |
| 657 | and this is how you want to end it all. | 这就是你想结束这一切的方式。 |
| 658 | You're a pathetic excuse of a human being. | 你是人类的可悲借口 |
| 659 | All you had to do was be a decent human | 你只需要做一个体面的人 |
| 660 | and have some compassion, but that's asking the impossible, | 并有一些同情心, 但这是要求不可能, |
| 661 | especially from Trash, who's worse than that beach | 特别是从垃圾场来的 比那海滩还糟的人 |
| 662 | from obsession, by the way, you're worse. | 从迷恋,顺便说一句,你更糟糕。 |
| 663 | He's like, especially from Trash, | 他喜欢,特别是来自垃圾, |
| 664 | who's worse than that beach from obsession. | 谁比沙滩还糟糕 因为痴迷。 |
| 665 | He had to put in parentheses just in case. | 他必须放在括号里以防万一 |
| 666 | By the way, you're worse. | 顺便说一句,你更坏。 |
| 667 | Okay, thank you for that clarification | 好吧,谢谢你的澄清 |
| 668 | and thank you for your opinion, bye. | 谢谢你的意见,再见 |
| 669 | I think the only proper response after someone | 我觉得只有一个人能做出正确的反应 |
| 670 | kind of goes off like that, oh, is just rage baiting them | 有点像那样,哦,只是愤怒诱骗他们 |
| 671 | by sending one letter K or saying, aight. | 发送一个字母K或说,aight。 |
| 672 | Sorry you feel that way or something to rage bait them, dude. | 对不起,你这样想或什么 愤怒诱饵他们,伙计。 |
| 673 | Something to rage bait them, dude. | 惹怒他们,伙计 |
| 674 | Opie sounds porn brained. | Opie听上去很聪明 |
| 675 | I've never heard that expression, | 我从来没听过这种表情 |
| 676 | but I'm just gonna assume it's someone | 但我要假设是某人 |
| 677 | that watches way too much corn. | 看着太多玉米了 |
| 678 | Nice guys don't face F. | 不错的家伙不会面对F。 |
| 679 | Nice guys don't face F, okay. | 好家伙不面对F,好吧。 |
| 680 | They ask permission. | 他们要求许可。 |
| 681 | Okay, I need a lock-in, I need a lock-in to read this. | 好吧,我需要锁定, 我需要锁定读这个。 |
| 682 | I don't understand that last part. | 我不明白最后一个部分。 |
| 683 | Be the one percent, who does what? | 成为1%,谁做什么? |
| 684 | Who's a nice guy or who's not a nice guy? | 谁是好人还是不好人? |
| 685 | Not a nice guy, you lost me at the end there. | 不是一个好人,你失去了我 在最后在那里。 |
| 686 | Checking every few seconds sounds like a nightmare. | 每几秒钟检查一次 听起来就像一场噩梦 |
| 687 | Everything he wrote sounds like a nightmare. | 他写的每句话听起来都是噩梦 |
| 688 | Sounds like a virgin, not gonna lie. | 听起来像处女,不会撒谎。 |
| 689 | Why is this dude posting about it on Facebook? | 为什么这家伙在脸书上刊登? |
| 690 | 这很奇怪,好吧,这是Facebook。 | |
| 691 | Weird, dude, so weird. | 奇怪,伙计,太奇怪了。 |
| 692 | Shit, I don't even know, next story. | 我什至不知道,下一个故事。 |
| 693 | First I outlined in only 27 paragraphs | 第一,我仅概述于27段。 |
| 694 | how good of a match we are. | 多么好的比赛我们是。 |
| 695 | Then she said no. | 然后她说不。 |
| 696 | Now I have to tell her how much of a cunt she is. | 现在我得告诉她她有多贱 |
| 697 | Yeah, I feel like that summarizes nice guys quite well. | 是啊,我觉得这样总结 不错的家伙相当好。 |
| 698 | Okay, we got two final posts, so we'll just speed read these. | 好吧,我们得到了两个最后的帖子, 所以我们只是快速读这些。 |
| 699 | I'm a nice guy, I just don't have anyone | 我是一个好人,我只是没有任何人 |
| 700 | besides relatives in my family. | 除了我的亲戚。 |
| 701 | Okay, this is a dating profile. | 好吧,这是一个约会简介。 |
| 702 | Chris 30 likes you, matches five-paraphrases, | 克里斯30喜欢你, 匹配五个参数, |
| 703 | age, dating intent, height, and two more. | 年龄 约会意向 身高 还有两个 |
| 704 | I don't know what to put on here. | 我不知道该穿什么 |
| 705 | I'm a nice guy, I just don't have anyone | 我是一个好人,我只是没有任何人 |
| 706 | besides relatives in my family, | 除了我的亲戚, |
| 707 | and I'm trying to change that. | 我试图改变这一点。 |
| 708 | I'm looking to build my own family | 我想建立我自己的家族 |
| 709 | and start a family business together with someone. | 和某人一起创业 |
| 710 | Let's build generational wealth together, question mark. | 让我们一起建立世代财富,问号。 |
| 711 | Text me first because when I text you, you run away. | 先发短信给我 因为当我发短信给你的时候 你就会逃跑 |
| 712 | So what does he say in the first text for them to run away? | 那么他在第一个文本中怎么说,让他们逃跑? |
| 713 | So to prove you're not trash, that's two, two red flags. | 所以为了证明你不是垃圾 那就是两两面红旗 |
| 714 | Make the first move, you insecure piece of shits. | 先行动,你们这群没安全感的混蛋 |
| 715 | Three red flags. | 三面红旗. |
| 716 | Not only guys need to be the ones making a first move | 不仅需要男人先动手 |
| 717 | just to be rejected, time for your hoe ass to join. | 只是被拒绝, 是时候你的鞋子屁股加入。 |
| 718 | The first half, honestly, not bad. | 上半段,老实说,还不错 |
| 719 | Generate some wealth, build a family together, okay. | 创造一些财富,建立一个家庭在一起,好吗。 |
| 720 | The second half, oh god, dude, what the fuck? | 下半场,哦,上帝,伙计,什么他妈的? |
| 721 | And then they're like, why do women don't like me? | 然后她们会说 为什么女人不喜欢我? |
| 722 | Why do women hate me? | 为什么女人讨厌我? |
| 723 | I'm just such a nice guy. | 我只是个好人 |
| 724 | Bro, you're weird as hell, who texted this? | 兄弟,你太怪了 谁发的短信? |
| 725 | The first comment I saw, well, that escalated quickly. | 我所看到的第一点评论 迅速升级 |
| 726 | Yes, dude, it really did. | 是的,伙计,真的 |
| 727 | Okay, last one, I saw this on the r slash nice guys | 好吧,最后一个,我看到这个 在RSLHE好的家伙 |
| 728 | and I thought it was funny. | 我认为这是有趣的。 |
| 729 | Tell me in the comments, do you guys know who this is? | 在评论中告诉我 你们知道这是谁吗? |
| 730 | Give you a hit, papi champaño. | 揍你一顿,帕皮・科普拉诺 |
| 731 | 但我看到这个帖子上, 或者Instagram,是的,Instagram。 | |
| 732 | I'm a massive over thinker, I care too deeply. | 我是一个庞大的思考者, 我太关心。 |
| 733 | I am a be safe type of guy. | 我是一个安全的类型的家伙。 |
| 734 | Message me when you get home, have a good night type guy. | 回家后给我留言 晚上有个好人 |
| 735 | I have so much energy. | 我有这么多的精力。 |
| 736 | I give my all to people who don't give me half back. | 我奉献我所有的人 谁不还我一半。 |
| 737 | I would do anything to make someone happy | 我愿意做任何事 让一个人快乐 |
| 738 | even if it means I get hurt in the process. | 即使这意味着我在这个过程中受到伤害。 |
| 739 | I need reassurance all the time. | 我需要一直保证。 |
| 740 | I'll push you away when I feel like | 我一想就把你推开 |
| 741 | the energy isn't reciprocated. | 能量没有回报 |
| 742 | I love old school romance | 我喜欢老学校的浪漫 |
| 743 | and that's just not a thing for our generation. | 这对我们这代人来说并不重要 |
| 744 | Anyway, let me know in the comments | 总之,在评论中告诉我 |
| 745 | if you guys know who that is, dude, that's actually funny. | 如果你知道那是谁,伙计, 这其实很有趣。 |
| 746 | If you guys want a part three of the r slash nice guys, | 如果你们想要一个第三部分的好男人, |
| 747 | let me know in the comments. | 在评论中告诉我。 |
| 748 | I'll see you in the next video. | 下部影视剧见. |
| 749 | Bye guys. | 再见 |
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