迷惑现场 2.0！谁才是真 NBA 球员？这次的套路更烧脑了
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | These six people are all claiming to be NBA players, | 这6个人都声称是NBA球员, |
| 0:03 | but only one of them is telling the truth. | 但其中只有一个说的是实话 |
| 0:05 | We got a very special guest in the building. | 楼里有个非常特别的客人 |
| 0:08 | We got the man Chet himself, who has pulled up. | 我们找到切特本人了 他拉了起来 |
| 0:11 | What's up, everybody? | 大家好吗? |
| 0:12 | Now, over the next five rounds of voting, | 在接下来的五轮投票中, |
| 0:14 | the judges will have to collectively decide | 法官必须集体决定 |
| 0:16 | who they think is the secret NBA player. | 他们认为谁是NBA的秘密球员。 |
| 0:19 | Before we begin the first round of questions, | 在开始第一轮提问前 |
| 0:21 | let's have them all shoot a jump shot. | 让我们让他们都拍跳跃镜头。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | These six people are all claiming to be NBA players, | 这6个人都声称是NBA球员, |
| 2 | but only one of them is telling the truth. | 但其中只有一个说的是实话 |
| 3 | We got a very special guest in the building. | 楼里有个非常特别的客人 |
| 4 | We got the man Chet himself, who has pulled up. | 我们找到切特本人了 他拉了起来 |
| 5 | What's up, everybody? | 大家好吗? |
| 6 | Now, over the next five rounds of voting, | 在接下来的五轮投票中, |
| 7 | the judges will have to collectively decide | 法官必须集体决定 |
| 8 | who they think is the secret NBA player. | 他们认为谁是NBA的秘密球员。 |
| 9 | Before we begin the first round of questions, | 在开始第一轮提问前 |
| 10 | let's have them all shoot a jump shot. | 让我们让他们都拍跳跃镜头。 |
| 11 | We can start with number one. | 我们可以从头开始 |
| 12 | Now, Chet, how much does the jump shot tell you? | 切特,跳伞能告诉你多少? |
| 13 | Well, I mean, is this their actual jump shot? | 这是他们真正的跳伞吗? |
| 14 | It says they're allowed to intentionally try to throw us off. | 上面说允许他们故意把我们扔下去 |
| 15 | So, if they're faking the jump shot. | 所以,如果他们在假装跳伞。 |
| 16 | The posture's crazy. | 姿势太疯狂了 |
| 17 | All right, that is insane. | 好吧,这是疯了。 |
| 18 | Can they see through the mask? | 他们能看穿面具吗? |
| 19 | Can you see through the mask pretty well, number one? | 你能看透面具吗,头号? |
| 20 | They are wearing gloves. | 他们戴着手套 |
| 21 | Yeah, upgraded. | 是的,升级。 |
| 22 | You got gloves this time. | 这次你有手套 |
| 23 | Let's see if I can actually stop it. | 看看我能不能阻止这一切 |
| 24 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 25 | Whoa. | 珃 |
| 26 | That is a thing. | 这是一件事。 |
| 27 | The form was nice. | 表格不错 |
| 28 | Wait, wait, wait. | 慢着,慢着 |
| 29 | I wanna see one more jump shot. | 我想再看一次跳伞 |
| 30 | It's still bad, it's still bad, it's still bad. | 仍以 bad为恶,仍以'为恶. |
| 31 | It's consistent. | 其义一致. |
| 32 | A little loud. | 有点大声 |
| 33 | It is consistent. | 这是一贯的。 |
| 34 | It's hard. | 难曰. |
| 35 | Bro, it is hard. | 兄弟,这很难。 |
| 36 | Stop it again. | 再说一遍 |
| 37 | No. | 没有 |
| 38 | Guys, I know you're wearing masks, | 伙计们 我知道你们戴着面具 |
| 39 | but I know you can see through these things. | 但我知道你能看穿这些东西 |
| 40 | This is gonna be harder than I thought. | 这比我想象的要难 |
| 41 | No one has hit a jump shot. | 没人跳过 |
| 42 | Lefty. | 左胁. |
| 43 | Oh, lefty. | 左边 |
| 44 | Yeah, excuse me, don't let it be cool, though. | 是的,对不起,不要让它很酷,虽然。 |
| 45 | He could go left on purpose. | 他可以故意离开 |
| 46 | He shot left. | 他向左开枪 |
| 47 | That's fake, that's fake, bro. | 这是假的,这是假的,兄弟。 |
| 48 | No more jump shots, let's go into questions. | 别再跳了,我们开始提问吧 |
| 49 | Starting with number one, | 从头开始 |
| 50 | tell us what teams you've played for. | 告诉我们你们是哪支队伍的 |
| 51 | Missouri College, and then I played in Denver. | 密苏里学院,然后我在丹佛演出。 |
| 52 | Nuggets? | 内裤? |
| 53 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 54 | What year? | 哪个年份? |
| 55 | This year. | 这年. |
| 56 | Okay, he can go to the side. | 好吧,他可以去侧面。 |
| 57 | It's not him? | 不是他吗? |
| 58 | No. | 没有 |
| 59 | Okay, number two, who have you played for? | 好吧,二号,你为谁玩过? |
| 60 | Iowa State, then Boston, then Phoenix. | 爱荷华州,然后波士顿,然后凤凰城。 |
| 61 | I'm out of the league now. | 我现在不在联赛了 |
| 62 | When did you play for those teams? | 你什么时候为这些球队出场的? |
| 63 | Boston from 2017 to 2020, | 2017年至2020年在波士顿, |
| 64 | and then Phoenix from 2020 to 2022, | 之后从2020年到2022年的凤凰城, |
| 65 | and I just played for Australia. | 我刚为澳大利亚出场 |
| 66 | Boy, he's a good liar. | 他是个好骗子 |
| 67 | He look a little nervous. | 他看起来有点紧张。 |
| 68 | Yeah, he keeps like, yeah. | 是啊,他一直喜欢,是啊。 |
| 69 | All right, number three. | 好吧,第三个。 |
| 70 | I've only played for the Hawks, | 我只为鹰队效力过 |
| 71 | I still play for the Hawks. | 我还是为鹰队效力 |
| 72 | When did you join the Hawks? | 你什么时候加入鹰队的? |
| 73 | 2020. | 2020 (中文(简体) ). |
| 74 | Okay, number four. | 好吧,第四号。 |
| 75 | Houston Rockets, this time overseas, | 休斯顿火箭队 这次是海外 |
| 76 | back in the league, G League, Sioux Falls, | 在联赛,G联赛,苏瀑布, |
| 77 | and then now Miami. | 然后现在的迈阿密。 |
| 78 | And you're current, you're an active player? | 而你是现在,你是一个活跃的玩家? |
| 79 | Yes. | 对 |
| 80 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 81 | Number five. | 五号 |
| 82 | I played for the Grizzlies, I played for the Bulls, | 我为灰熊队演奏 我为公牛队演奏 |
| 83 | I played for the Caps, I played for the Warriors. | 我为Caps队效力,为勇士队效力. |
| 84 | What year did you play for the Grizzlies? | 你当灰熊队的球员是哪一年? |
| 85 | This year. | 这年. |
| 86 | So, 08 draft class? | 所以,08级排练班? |
| 87 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 88 | So you've been in the league for what, 13? | 所以,你一直在联赛什么,13? |
| 89 | Oh no, my math is off. | 哦,不,我的数学取消了。 |
| 90 | Injuries stop a little bit, but I'm back in the league. | 伤情稍稍停止,但我回到联赛. |
| 91 | And you're in the league today. | 而你今天是联盟的一员。 |
| 92 | He's not, no, he's out of there, he's out of there. | 他没有,不,他在那里,他在那里。 |
| 93 | Number four, what year were you on the Rockets? | 第四,你是哪年上火箭队的? |
| 94 | 2020, 2021. | 2020, 2021 (英语). |
| 95 | And then what about the Heat? | 然后热? |
| 96 | This year. | 这年. |
| 97 | Who's your favorite teammate? | 你最喜欢的队友是谁? |
| 98 | DJ Augustine, my vet. | DJ奥古斯丁 我的兽医 |
| 99 | Okay, can we get a good story? | 好吧,我们能得到一个好故事吗? |
| 100 | Can you get a good story? | 你能有个好故事吗? |
| 101 | Yeah, about DJ Augustine? | 是的,关于DJ奥古斯丁? |
| 102 | I like that. | 我喜欢 |
| 103 | The best story we had. | 我们最好的故事 |
| 104 | Wait, wait, I wanna hear this story, let him speak. | 等等 我想听这个故事 让他说 |
| 105 | What's the story? | 什么情况? |
| 106 | The best story we had was, | 我们的最好故事是, |
| 107 | he's the one that actually helped me out. | 他才是真正帮我的人 |
| 108 | He filled my truck with popcorn, | 他把我的卡车装满了爆米花 |
| 109 | so then everybody was trying to do it, | 所以大家都想这么做 |
| 110 | he didn't wanna help me out with it. | 他不想帮我 |
| 111 | Cleared my truck out. | 把我的卡车清空了 |
| 112 | Wait, why'd they fill your truck with popcorn? | 等等,他们为什么给你的卡车装爆米花? |
| 113 | Rookie欺负。 | |
| 114 | But they don't do it just to do it. | 但他们不这样做只是为了做到这一点。 |
| 115 | That means you wasn't doing your duties. | 这意味着你没有在履行职责。 |
| 116 | What was your duty? | 你的职责是什么? |
| 117 | I didn't get the donuts. | 我没有拿到甜甜圈。 |
| 118 | Does that story make sense? | 这个故事有道理吗? |
| 119 | DJ Augustine on the Rockets? | 火箭队的DJ奥古斯丁? |
| 120 | No, no, he played for them. | 不,不,他为他们演奏。 |
| 121 | So number three, you say you're active right now? | 第三,你说你现在很活跃? |
| 122 | Yes, sir. | 是 长官 |
| 123 | What position you play? | 你打什么姿势? |
| 124 | Center. | 中间. |
| 125 | You ever play against Shaq right here? | 你和Shaq玩过吗? |
| 126 | Yeah, I did. | 是的,我做到了。 我做到了。 |
| 127 | I remember once you scored on him. | 我记得有一次你打中了他 |
| 128 | I think it was 10 that day. | 我觉得那天是十点 |
| 129 | Damn. | 该死 |
| 130 | When? | 什么时候? |
| 131 | Is that true? | 是吗? |
| 132 | Do you remember that? | 你还记得吗? |
| 133 | He can, he's not. | 他可以,他没有。 |
| 134 | All right, wait, let's see it. | 好吧,等等,让我们看看。 |
| 135 | We haven't heard from number six yet. | 六号还没有消息 |
| 136 | What teams have you played on? | 你们玩过哪支球队? |
| 137 | I played in Philly, Golden State, Portland, | 我在费城,金州,波特兰 |
| 138 | and I played somewhere else. | 我在别的地方玩过 |
| 139 | Wait, somewhere else? | 等等,别的地方? |
| 140 | Somewhere else? | 别的地方? |
| 141 | Can I get the years number six? | 能给我六年吗? |
| 142 | I guess the first team was, what was it, 2004. | 我想第一队是2004年 |
| 143 | Damn. | 该死 |
| 144 | And what year about the Warriors? | 勇士队是哪年? |
| 145 | This was before they started winning. | 这是在他们开始获胜之前。 |
| 146 | They weren't winning with you? | 他们没跟你一起赢? |
| 147 | No. | 没有 |
| 148 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 149 | So you were drafted by Philly? | 所以你是费城来的? |
| 150 | I was drafted by Miami. | 我被迈阿密征召入伍 |
| 151 | That's a secret fourth team. | 这是秘密第四队 |
| 152 | That's the secret team, okay. | 那是秘密小组,好吗? |
| 153 | I feel like number six didn't do research | 我觉得六号没做研究 |
| 154 | on which player he was impersonating. | 他在冒充哪个玩家 |
| 155 | Yeah, he don't sound confident at all. | 是啊,他听起来一点都不自信。 |
| 156 | I don't know, he's the only one that did a fake jump shot. | 我不知道,他是唯一 做了一个假跳跃镜头。 |
| 157 | Do you guys feel ready to vote someone out? | 你们准备好投票了吗? |
| 158 | Yes, yes. | 对,对。 |
| 159 | We might have to just end round one. | 我们可能不得不结束第一回合。 |
| 160 | Chet, we'll start with you. | 切特 我们从你开始 |
| 161 | Who do you think is not the real NBA player? | 你认为谁不是真正的NBA球员? |
| 162 | I'll start with five. | 我先说五种. |
| 163 | Okay, we have one vote for number five. | 好吧,我们有 一票投给第五。 |
| 164 | We'll go down line, Moochie. | 我们下去吧,穆奇 |
| 165 | I was going with number one. | 我本来是跟第一的 |
| 166 | Okay, one vote for number one. | 好吧,一票投给第一。 |
| 167 | One vote for number five, Cash. | 五号票一票,卡什 |
| 168 | Number three. | 三号 |
| 169 | Okay, one vote for number three, Chris. | 克里斯,三号投一票 |
| 170 | I'm gonna go with my gut. | 我要用我的直觉。 |
| 171 | My gut says number five. | 我的直觉是五号 |
| 172 | Two votes for number five. | 五号票2票. |
| 173 | I am hosting, so I will not be voting. | 我是东道主,所以我不会投票。 |
| 174 | James? | 詹姆士吗? |
| 175 | Five. | 五门. |
| 176 | Three votes for number five. | 五号票三票 |
| 177 | I'll go with five as well. | 亦随五根. |
| 178 | Five. | 五门. |
| 179 | They do not think you are the secret NBA player. | 他们不认为你是NBA的秘密球员。 |
| 180 | You have been eliminated. | 你已经被淘汰了 |
| 181 | We are now down to five contestants. | 我们现在只有五个参赛者了 |
| 182 | For this round, I wanna see your guys dribbling. | 为了这轮,我想看你的人 漂浮。 |
| 183 | Am I allowed to like stand next to him | 我愿意站在他旁边吗? |
| 184 | and like get at the height? | 喜欢在高度? |
| 185 | Yeah, you wanna go up there? | 是啊,你想去那里吗? |
| 186 | Let's do a height check. | 让我们做一个高度检查。 |
| 187 | Everyone's tall here. | 这里每个人都很高 |
| 188 | Wait, Chet, how tall are you exactly? | 等等,切特,你到底有多高? |
| 189 | Seven one. | 七个一。 |
| 190 | And I'm like six five, so. | 我六五岁 |
| 191 | Let's just see some crossover dribbles. | 让我们看看交叉的沟壑。 |
| 192 | Okay, hey, the dribbling can tell a lot. | 好吧,嘿,摇摆可以看得出来很多。 |
| 193 | I want y'all to try your best with these dribbles. | 我想你们都尽量用这些拖布 |
| 194 | Okay, let me see some behind the backs. | 好吧,让我看看背后的一些。 |
| 195 | I feel like I know who number one is. | 我觉得我知道谁是第一 |
| 196 | All right, four got handles. | 好吧,四个手柄。 |
| 197 | I feel like he was a French player. | 我觉得他是个法国球员 |
| 198 | I think six is faking it. | 我认为六是在假装它。 |
| 199 | Yeah, I was thinking that too. | 是啊,我也这么想。 |
| 200 | Faking his handles. | 假其柄. |
| 201 | What is your NBA 2K rating? | 你的NBA2K评级是多少? |
| 202 | That's a great question. | 问曰. |
| 203 | Let's start with number one. | 先标第一义. |
| 204 | 83. | 83个 |
| 205 | 这是MPJs,他不是MPJ。 | |
| 206 | He's trying to be MPJ. | 他试图成为MPJ. |
| 207 | He said Missouri and then Denver. | 他说密苏里和丹佛 |
| 208 | And 83. | 83号 |
| 209 | If you can tell by the build, it's not? | 如果你能从建筑中分辨出来,它不是? |
| 210 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 211 | Yeah, that's not MPJ. | 是啊,这不是MPJ。 |
| 212 | They ain't no fucking way. | 他们不是他妈的办法。 |
| 213 | MPJ wears Pumas too. | MPJ也穿着普玛斯. |
| 214 | Number two, what's your 2K rating? | 第二,你的2K分数是多少? |
| 215 | Nothing good, it's a 72. | 没有好,这是72。 |
| 216 | Okay, realistic. | 好吧 现实点 |
| 217 | Hey, that's respect. | 嘿,这是尊重。 |
| 218 | Where did he say he played again? | 他说他又玩到哪里去了? |
| 219 | Boston and Phoenix. | 波士顿和凤凰城 |
| 220 | And Maine Red Claws for the year. | 缅因州红领巾队今年也参加. |
| 221 | Number three, what's your 2K rating? | 第三,你2K的评分是多少? |
| 222 | 71. | 71. 国家 |
| 223 | Damn, that's 71. | 该死的,这是71。 |
| 224 | 71 towards you. | 71号朝你 |
| 225 | I already told y'all, | 我已经跟你们说过了 |
| 226 | number three and number one are out of there. | 3号和1号都出来了 |
| 227 | All right, number four. | 好吧,第四号。 |
| 228 | 76. | 76. 国家 |
| 229 | What's your career high? | 你的事业有多高? |
| 230 | 22. | 22 (韩语). |
| 231 | Out of here. | 离开这里。 |
| 232 | Who was the career high against? | 职业界的对手是谁? |
| 233 | Sacramento. | 舍卫国. |
| 234 | Who was guarding you? | 谁保护你? |
| 235 | De'Aaron Fox. | 德亚龙狐狸. |
| 236 | Ooh, I'd call De'Aaron right now. | 哦,我现在就打电话给De'Aaron。 |
| 237 | Was it on all jump? | 跳过吗? |
| 238 | Mid ranges. | 中间范围。 |
| 239 | On all middies as a 76, | 在所有的中间 以76, |
| 240 | you're not getting that many middies. | 你没有得到这么多的中年。 |
| 241 | Even if you make three, you're coming out the game. | 纵使成三,必出游戏. |
| 242 | All right, number six, what was your 2K rating? | 好吧,六号,你的2K分多少? |
| 243 | 77. | 77. 国家 |
| 244 | 77 is cap. | 77是盖帽。 |
| 245 | Give me one of your favorite NBA moments, | 给我一个你最喜欢的NBA时刻, |
| 246 | starting with number one. | 从头开始 |
| 247 | Um, the ring, obviously. | 嗯,戒指,很明显。 |
| 248 | 去年你也在Nuggets队? | |
| 249 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 250 | When did you start playing for them? | 你什么时候开始为他们演奏的? |
| 251 | 2020. | 2020 (中文(简体) ). |
| 252 | What is Jokic like in the locker room? | 小丑在更衣室里是什么样? |
| 253 | Goofy. | 高飞. |
| 254 | What's his workout routine like? | 他的锻炼程序怎么样? |
| 255 | Pretty laid back. | 相当躺下来。 |
| 256 | Yeah, no, it's not him. | 对,不是他 |
| 257 | He's out of there. | 他出来了 |
| 258 | You're cooked, buddy. | 你完蛋了,伙计。 |
| 259 | No, number one, you're so cooked. | 不,头一个,你太熟了。 |
| 260 | Number two. | 第二义. |
| 261 | Favorite moment. | 最喜欢的时刻。 |
| 262 | Making the team in 2017 after spending a year in the G League, | 2017年在G联赛度过一年后成为球队, |
| 263 | just getting that first contract, | 刚拿到第一份合同, |
| 264 | because I was picked 58, | 因为我被选为58, |
| 265 | so I wasn't sure if I was going to get in, and I got in. | 所以我不确定我是否要进去 然后我就进去了 |
| 266 | Can this be Alex Caruso a little bit? | 这个是亚历克斯・卡鲁索吗? |
| 267 | Alex Caruso? | 亚历克斯・卡鲁索? |
| 268 | No, he's like, he got hair. | 不,他像,他有头发。 |
| 269 | That's foul. | 这是犯规的。 |
| 270 | We gotta start asking them questions | 我们要开始问他们问题 |
| 271 | that they couldn't know the answer to. | 他们不知道答案 |
| 272 | What's the D-Book dog's name? | D-Book狗叫什么来着? |
| 273 | Haven. | 汉文。 |
| 274 | Is that Checkout? | 那是退房吗? |
| 275 | Yeah, that actually is his dog's name. | 是的,这是他的狗的名字。 |
| 276 | Wow, that's insane. | 哇,这是疯了。 |
| 277 | Did you not know? | 你不知道吗? |
| 278 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 279 | Number three, do you have a favorite NBA moment? | 第三,你有一个最喜欢的NBA时刻? |
| 280 | Hollywood just, Trey asked me to work out for the first time, | 好莱坞只是,特雷让我 第一次工作, |
| 281 | just him recognizing me. | 只有他认得我 |
| 282 | That ain't going well. | 情况不妙 |
| 283 | No, he's lazy. | 不,他很懒 |
| 284 | That's crazy. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 285 | Hey, not to ruin your moment, but damn. | 嘿,不要破坏你的时刻,但该死的。 |
| 286 | All right, number four, favorite moment. | 好吧,第四,最喜欢的时刻。 |
| 287 | Getting drafted with my homie. | 和我的好友一起被征召入伍 |
| 288 | We both were in the same AAU team. | 我们都是AAU队的 |
| 289 | What AAU team was that? | 是什么AAU团队? |
| 290 | Cal Supreme. 卡尔·苏里斯特 | |
| 291 | Who was your homie? | 谁是你的朋友? |
| 292 | Jalen Green. | 贾连格林. |
| 293 | Are you Josh Christopher? | 你是乔希・克里斯托弗吗? |
| 294 | Wait, that's who he's acting as. | 等等,他就是这个角色 |
| 295 | Where'd you go to high school? | 你在哪里读高中的? |
| 296 | (原始内容存档于2019-03-09). Mayfair, Mount Vernon. | |
| 297 | Wait, where did number six say you played for? | 等等,六号说你打哪来的? |
| 298 | Philly in 04. | 费城04年. |
| 299 | How old are you? | 你几岁了? |
| 300 | 38. | 38. 国家 |
| 301 | 2004, 14. | 2004, 第14页. |
| 302 | That checks. | 那个支票 |
| 303 | That checks out. | 检查出来。 |
| 304 | That checks out, about 20. | 检查出来,大约20。 |
| 305 | He made it in the league about 19, 18, 20. | 他在联赛中取得了大约19,18,20的成绩. |
| 306 | What was the best team you played for? | 你打的最好的球队是什么? |
| 307 | The Golden State Warriors. | 金州勇士报. |
| 308 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 309 | The Miami Heat. | 迈阿密热。 |
| 310 | I think he's confused. | 我觉得他很困惑 |
| 311 | Six, what was it like playing against LeBron James? | 6,它是什么感觉 玩与勒布朗詹姆斯? |
| 312 | I mean, he's big, he can do everything. | 我是说,他很大,他能做任何事 |
| 313 | Pause. | 暂停 |
| 314 | I think he's just like, but he could be. | 我觉得他就像, 但他可能是。 |
| 315 | You guys, are you ready to vote someone out? | 你们准备好投票了吗? |
| 316 | I'm ready to vote. | 我准备好投票了 |
| 317 | You ready to vote? | 你准备好投票了吗? |
| 318 | 100%. | 百分百的 百分百的 百分百的 |
| 319 | Jeff, let's start it off with you. | 杰夫,我们开始吧 |
| 320 | Who do you want to vote out? | 你想投票给谁? |
| 321 | I will vote off number one. | 我会把第一票否决的 |
| 322 | One vote for number one, James. | 一票投给第一,詹姆斯。 |
| 323 | I'm really torn here. | 我真的被撕裂在这里。 |
| 324 | I'm gonna go for three. | 我将去三个。 |
| 325 | One vote for number three. | 投三号一票. |
| 326 | I'll go number one. | 我会去第一。 |
| 327 | Two votes for number one, Chris. | 克里斯,第一票两票 |
| 328 | I'm going number three. | 我将去第三。 |
| 329 | Two votes for number three, Cash. | 三号票两票,卡什 |
| 330 | Number three. | 三号 |
| 331 | Three votes for number three. | 3票投给3号. |
| 332 | Ooh, I'll vote number three as the most right now. | 哦,我会投票 3作为现在最多。 |
| 333 | Okay, so that is four votes for number three. | 好吧,所以这是四票 对于第三。 |
| 334 | The judges do not think you are the real NBA player. | 评委们并不认为你是真正的NBA选手. |
| 335 | Please step off the court. | 请退庭. |
| 336 | So we are now down to four contestants. | 现在我们只剩四个参赛者了。 |
| 337 | All right, so for this round, Chet, | 好吧,所以这个回合,切特, |
| 338 | you can get them to do whatever you want. | 你可以让他们做你想做的事。 |
| 339 | A fade away if you want to guard one of them. | 你要是想保护其中一人 就会消失 |
| 340 | Whatever you want to do, | 无论你想做什么 |
| 341 | I'll have you all all go up to the court. | 我让你们都上法庭 |
| 342 | All right, let's see the fade away. | 好吧,让我们看看消逝。 |
| 343 | All right, let me see the other way. | 好吧,让我看看另一条路。 |
| 344 | This was Denver, right? | 这是丹佛,对不对? |
| 345 | Stop doing that. | 停止这样做。 |
| 346 | I think so, yes. | 我想是这样,是的。 |
| 347 | Damn, Jeff. | 该死的,杰夫。 |
| 348 | Don't hurt the man. | 别伤害他 |
| 349 | All right, Jeff, let's see it. | 好吧,杰夫,让我们来看看。 |
| 350 | Hey. | 顿 |
| 351 | Oh, damn. | 哦,该死。 |
| 352 | I don't like that corner. | 我不喜欢那个角落 |
| 353 | Jeff, we might need some harder defense. | 杰夫,我们可能需要更严格的防御 |
| 354 | I look too easy. | 我看起来太容易了。 |
| 355 | You look like a lot of rips right there, man. | 你看起来像很多裂缝就在那里,男人。 |
| 356 | What were you thinking? | 你在想什麽? |
| 357 | You're next. | 你是下一个 |
| 358 | Foul. | 犯规 |
| 359 | I feel like Six is trying so hard | 我觉得六哥很努力 |
| 360 | that it looks like he doesn't know how to play basketball. | 看起来他不会打篮球 |
| 361 | But to be fair, Jeff did hack him right there. | 但公平地说,杰夫确实在那里入侵了他。 |
| 362 | See, it's a fake left hand. | 见是假左手. |
| 363 | I don't think he shoots left hand. | 我觉得他不会射左手 |
| 364 | No, he definitely doesn't. | 不,他绝对不知道。 |
| 365 | Let me see you shoot with the right. | 让我看看你用右手开枪 |
| 366 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 367 | That's fake, that's fake. | 这是假的,这是假的。 |
| 368 | That's so fake. | 这太假了 |
| 369 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 370 | Let's get back to the desk. | 我们回桌子上去 |
| 371 | Number two. | 第二义. |
| 372 | How many minutes per game did you play? | 你每场比赛打多少分钟? |
| 373 | 10. | 10个 |
| 374 | For Phoenix? | 为了凤凰城? |
| 375 | 10 for Phoenix, like six for Boston. | 凤凰城10号,波士顿6号 |
| 376 | Maybe five. | 也许五个。 |
| 377 | What was your most recent NBA season? | 你最近的NBA赛季是什么? |
| 378 | 2021, 2022. | 2021, 2022 (英语). |
| 379 | I got waved in 22. | 我22岁就被招来了 |
| 380 | You played with Chris Paul? | 你和克里斯·保罗玩过? |
| 381 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 382 | What kind of guy is he? | 他是什么样的人? |
| 383 | He's a great leader, but he's intense. | 他是一个伟大的领袖,但他很紧张. |
| 384 | I see him shoot out D.A. | 我看见他射杀了D. A. |
| 385 | like 10 minutes straight | 像10分钟直线 |
| 386 | because he couldn't catch a pass. | 因为他没拿到通行证 |
| 387 | Sounds like him. | 听起来像他 |
| 388 | That's Chris Paul. | 这是克里斯保罗。 |
| 389 | I feel like everyone kind of knows | 我觉得每个人都知道 |
| 390 | what kind of guy Chris Paul is. | 克里斯·保罗是什么样的人 |
| 391 | It sounds like in my career, | 听起来像我的事业, |
| 392 | when you talk to a PC. | 当你与个人电脑交谈。 |
| 393 | Yeah, that sounds like an AI answer. | 是啊,这听起来像AI的答案。 |
| 394 | Chat GPT, tell me more about Chris Paul. | 聊GPT,告诉我更多关于克里斯保罗。 |
| 395 | Is there any other questions you guys want to ask | 你们还有什么问题要问吗? |
| 396 | before we go into a round of voting? | 在进行一轮投票之前? |
| 397 | Let's go ahead and vote. | 我们开始投票吧 |
| 398 | Yeah, I think we're set. | 是的,我想我们准备好了。 |
| 399 | You guys are set to vote? | 你们准备投票了吗? |
| 400 | Yeah, I definitely have a secure vote right now. | 是的,我肯定有一个安全的 投票现在。 |
| 401 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 402 | Mitchell, let's start on you. | 米切尔,让我们开始你。 |
| 403 | We are locking in number one. | 我们锁定第一。 |
| 404 | Cash? | 现金? |
| 405 | Number two. | 第二义. |
| 406 | Yeah, I'm going number two. | 是啊,我要第二号。 |
| 407 | Two votes for number two, one for one. | 2票胜2票,1票胜1票. |
| 408 | I'll go one. | 我会去一个。 |
| 409 | Two votes for one, two votes for two. | 2票对1票,2票对2票. |
| 410 | One. | 一个 |
| 411 | Three votes for one. | 3票赞成1票. |
| 412 | I'm locking in one. | 我锁定在一个。 |
| 413 | Four votes for number one, number one. | 4票投给第一,第一. |
| 414 | They do not think you are the NBA player. | 他们不认为你是NBA球员。 |
| 415 | We are now down to three contestants. | 我们现在有三名选手参赛了 |
| 416 | All right, do you guys want to see | 好吧,你们想看看 |
| 417 | any physical challenges or anything? | 任何身体挑战什么的? |
| 418 | We keep asking questions. | 我们一直在问问题 |
| 419 | Go into questions. | 问个问题 |
| 420 | Number four, who was your rival in the NBA? | 第四,谁是NBA的对手? |
| 421 | My rival? | 我的对手? |
| 422 | I don't have no rivals. | 我没有对手 |
| 423 | Two years in G League and then back in the NBA now. | 在G联盟待了两年,现在又回到NBA. |
| 424 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 425 | Number two, do you have a rival team? | 二号,你有对手吗? |
| 426 | I got like college teammates that I got a rivalry in, | 我得到了像大学队友 我有一个竞争, |
| 427 | but I lost because they still in the NBA, | 但我输了,因为他们还在NBA |
| 428 | like Georges Niang. | 像乔治尼昂。 |
| 429 | And number six, do you have any rival? | 第六,你有对手吗? |
| 430 | Not at all. | 一点也不 |
| 431 | Number six, are you married? | 6号,你结婚了吗? |
| 432 | Yes. | 对 |
| 433 | Can't lie about that. | 不能对此撒谎。 |
| 434 | That's a good question. | 问曰. |
| 435 | I don't know what that does for us. | 我不知道这对我们有什么好处 |
| 436 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 437 | Number six, what's your career high in points? | 第六,你的职业成绩是多少? |
| 438 | 34. | 34. 联合国 |
| 439 | 34? | 34号? |
| 440 | You're a bucket. | 你是一个桶。 |
| 441 | Who is the best player y'all have ever scored on? | 谁是你们最好的球员? |
| 442 | I want to hear that from each of you. | 我想从你们每个人那里听到。 |
| 443 | My first game, I hit a jumper over Giannis | 我的第一个比赛,我打跳过吉安尼斯 |
| 444 | and then he hit 10 straight, so. | 然后他直击10,所以。 |
| 445 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 446 | Steph. | 斯黛尔 |
| 447 | Of course I didn't get De'Aaron Fox on my career high, | 我当然没有让De'Aaron Fox 在职业生涯中处于高点 |
| 448 | so of course. | 当然 |
| 449 | I made the most threes in the NBA one year, so. | 我在NBA选秀中做了一年最多三场比赛,所以. |
| 450 | What year was this? | 今年是什么时候? |
| 451 | It was one of them years when I was in Golden State. | 那是我到金州时的一个年头 |
| 452 | So number four is throwing me off | 所以四号要把我甩了 |
| 453 | because he is pretending to be Josh Christopher, | 因为他是乔希・克里斯托弗 |
| 454 | but if he is the NBA player, | 但如果他是NBA球员 |
| 455 | I think he's Drew Smith Jr. | 我想他是小德鲁·史密斯 |
| 456 | That's, I don't know. | 这,我不知道。 |
| 457 | All right, do you guys feel confident to vote | 好了,你们有把握投票吗? |
| 458 | or do you guys have questions? | 还是你们有问题? |
| 459 | Oh yeah, I'm confident to vote. | 是的,我有信心投票。 |
| 460 | You want to start it off, Chad? | 你想开始吗,乍得? |
| 461 | Yeah, two could get out of here. | 是啊,两个可以离开这里。 |
| 462 | One vote for two, James. | 一票两票,詹姆斯。 |
| 463 | Two. | 两个 |
| 464 | Two votes for two, Jeff. | 两票两票,杰夫 |
| 465 | Three votes for two. | 三票两票。 |
| 466 | Three votes for two, Chris. | 三票两票,克里斯。 |
| 467 | Two. | 两个 |
| 468 | All right, that is a majority. | 好吧,这是多数。 |
| 469 | Two, they do not believe you are the real NBA player. | 第二,他们不相信你是真正的NBA球员. |
| 470 | Hey, he did his homework, though. | 嘿,他做了他的功课,虽然。 |
| 471 | Great homework, man. | 家庭作业很棒 |
| 472 | He knew D-Book's dog, man, that's tough. | 他认识D -Book的狗,伙计,这是很难的。 |
| 473 | All right, before we get into questions, | 好吧 在我们开始提问之前 |
| 474 | I want to see you guys play a little 1v1, | 我想看你们玩1V1 |
| 475 | first to two buckets. | 首先到两桶。 |
| 476 | You think they're wearing like wigs? | 你觉得他们戴的像假发? |
| 477 | That'd be crazy, Jess, he put wigs on them. | 那太疯狂了,杰西,他戴着假发 |
| 478 | I mean, you never know with the gesture production team | 我的意思是,你永远不知道 在手势制作团队 |
| 479 | what we're capable of. | 我们的能力。 |
| 480 | Yeah, he started putting gloves on them now. | 是啊,他开始给他们戴上手套了。 |
| 481 | Okay, number six. | 6号 |
| 482 | Who's a three-point shooter like that? | 三分枪手是谁? |
| 483 | See, does this give NBA? | 你看,这给NBA? |
| 484 | Yes. | 对 |
| 485 | Yes, yes it does. | 是的,没错 |
| 486 | Hold up, number four. | 等等,第四号 |
| 487 | Show me what you're doing to defox. | 示现功德解毒. |
| 488 | 22 points, right? | 22分,对吧? |
| 489 | Oh yeah. | 对 |
| 490 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 491 | Oh! | 瓳 |
| 492 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 493 | That's giving NBA? | 这就是给NBA? |
| 494 | This is a game right here. | 这是个游戏 |
| 495 | Cash, yes, he can do that. | 现金,是的,他可以做到这一点。 |
| 496 | All right, next point wins. | 好吧,下一分赢了。 |
| 497 | Maybe he is a lefty. | 也许他是个左撇子 |
| 498 | No, no, he's not. | 不,不,他没有。 |
| 499 | He's pretending to be lefty. | 他假装是左撇子 |
| 500 | Oh, he can shoot both hands. | 哦,他可以射击两只手。 |
| 501 | LeBron James, he's aiming extra. | 勒布朗・詹姆斯,他瞄准额外。 |
| 502 | The defense, six. | 辩者,六也. |
| 503 | Oh, Hezzy. | 哦,赫兹。 |
| 504 | Oh! | 瓳 |
| 505 | You smoked it. | 你抽过 |
| 506 | Oh! | 瓳 |
| 507 | Well, now we're getting competitive now. | 现在我们越来越有竞争力了 |
| 508 | You know what, I've seen enough. | 你知道吗,我已经看够了。 |
| 509 | I know we don't need to say anymore one-by-one. | 我知道我们不需要说一个一个。 |
| 510 | We'll get into the final deliberation on questions. | 我们将进入对问题的最后审议。 |
| 511 | So you are extremely confident you know who the NBA player is. | 所以你非常自信 你知道NBA球员是谁 |
| 512 | I would put a lot of money on being able to name who it is. | 我会花很多钱 能够说出是谁。 |
| 513 | Okay, at the end, if the person you're there, | 好吧,最后,如果你在现场的人, |
| 514 | I'll let you name it before they reveal. | 在他们揭发之前,我让你说出名字 |
| 515 | All right, all right. | 好吧,没事。 |
| 516 | That's cool. | 这很酷。 |
| 517 | That would be a first in history. | 这将是历史上的第一个。 |
| 518 | Four, how do you guard Giannis? | 四,如何守护吉安尼斯? |
| 519 | You can't wall up. | 你不能挡墙 |
| 520 | Wait, so you don't let him shoot? | 等等 所以你不让他开枪? |
| 521 | Yeah, you let him shoot. | 是啊,你让他开枪。 |
| 522 | He's not good at a pull-up. | 他不擅长拉拉。 |
| 523 | Six, how would you guard SGA? | 6,你会如何守卫SGA? |
| 524 | Who's that? | 那是谁? |
| 525 | Shea. | 谢曰. |
| 526 | Damn. | 该死 |
| 527 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 528 | You can't, nobody can really guard him. | 你不能,没有人能真正保护他 |
| 529 | Maybe ask for help. | 或求救护. |
| 530 | Okay, check this out. | 好吧,看看这个。 |
| 531 | Can't really guard him, man. | 没法真正保护他 |
| 532 | Who was the best player you guarded? | 你保护的最好的球员是谁? |
| 533 | Kevin Durant. | 凯文·杜兰特. |
| 534 | Checks out. | 检查出来。 |
| 535 | I got one more question for both of you. | 我还有一个问题要问你们俩 |
| 536 | This is my last question that I have. | 这是我最后的问题了 |
| 537 | What is your best play that you remember? | 你记得你最好的剧本是什么? |
| 538 | Baseline, bounce pass to Jay. | 基线,弹出给杰伊。 |
| 539 | Rotate it to the wing, hit it back for the three. | 旋转到机翼,为三击回. |
| 540 | Game winner. | 游戏赢家. |
| 541 | Game winner? | 游戏赢家? |
| 542 | Who was the game winner on? | 谁是赢家? |
| 543 | Phoenix, Chris Wall. | 凤凰网 克里斯·沃尔. |
| 544 | All right, Six, what is your favorite individual play | 好吧,六,什么是你最喜欢的单曲 |
| 545 | you've had in your career? | 你在你的职业生涯中有过吗? |
| 546 | One that I liked the most was when Steph Curry | 我最喜欢的就是史黛芬・库里 |
| 547 | threw me an alley-oop from half court, | 我从半个法庭扔了一条小巷 |
| 548 | and I caught it backwards and that did it. | 我倒着抓住它,它做到了。 |
| 549 | Half court. | 半宫. |
| 550 | That was crazy. | 太疯狂了 |
| 551 | That is a sports center highlight. | 这是一个体育中心的亮点。 |
| 552 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 553 | All right, I think you guys seem like we're ready to vote. | 好吧,我想你们似乎 我们准备投票。 |
| 554 | Chet, you seem very confident you can start off the vote. | 切特,你似乎非常有信心 你可以开始投票。 |
| 555 | Who is not the real NBA player? | 谁不是真正的NBA选手? |
| 556 | We can get four out of there. | 我们可以从那里得到四个。 |
| 557 | One vote for four, James. | 一票还四票 詹姆斯 |
| 558 | All right, he is so confident that it is Six | 好吧,他很有信心,这是六 |
| 559 | that I'm just gonna follow his lead and go with four. | 我要跟随他 和四个。 |
| 560 | Okay, two votes for number four, Jeff. | 好吧,两票 4号,杰夫。 |
| 561 | I'm voting off number four. | 我要投票否决第四名 |
| 562 | Three votes for number four. | 4号票3票. |
| 563 | Oh, me? | 哦,我吗? |
| 564 | Chris? | 克里斯吗? |
| 565 | Yeah, number four. | 对,四号 |
| 566 | All right, four. | 好吧,四个。 |
| 567 | That's a majority. | 这是多数。 |
| 568 | They do not think you are the real NBA player. | 他们不认为你是真正的NBA球员。 |
| 569 | So, you guys think number six is the real NBA player. | 你们觉得六号是真正的NBA选手 |
| 570 | We are gonna get all the contestants back out | 我们要让所有选手都回来 |
| 571 | and we will reveal who the real NBA player is. | 我们会揭露谁是真正的NBA球员 |
| 572 | All right, it is time for the final reveal. | 好吧,是时候 最后一次揭秘。 |
| 573 | You guys think six is the real NBA player. | 你们认为六是真正的NBA选手 |
| 574 | Now, you are so confident. | 现在,你是如此自信。 |
| 575 | Go up there and tell us who you think it is. | 上去告诉我们你认为是谁 |
| 576 | All right, this is it. | 好了,就这样 |
| 577 | It's true. | 这是真的。 |
| 578 | What's up, Trev? | 怎么样,特瑞夫? |
| 579 | I knew for about three rounds. | 我知道大概三轮。 |
| 580 | Please take off your basket is Trevor Ariza. | 请脱下你的篮子 是特雷弗·阿里扎。 |
| 581 | You guys got it right. | 你们说的对 |
| 582 | What gave it away? | 什么让它走了? |
| 583 | Honestly, at first, I was stuck | 老实说,一开始我被困住了 |
| 584 | because there was just too much going on. | 因为发生了太多事情 |
| 585 | And then once we got it down to about three people, | 然后一旦我们得到它 约3个人, |
| 586 | I was looking and then I was like, | 我在寻找,然后我像, |
| 587 | I just saw him two weeks ago with the Terrence Crawford. | 我两周前刚和特伦斯·克劳福德在一起 |
| 588 | He had a Crawford fight. | 他和克劳福德吵架了 |
| 589 | And then I was thinking about it | 然后我想起来 |
| 590 | and I was like, that's gotta be Trev. | 我当时想 一定是Trev |
| 591 | Hey, that is a first that we got it by name. | 嘿,这是第一个我们得到它的名字。 |
| 592 | And big shout out to all of the guys, | 并大喊大叫 所有的家伙, |
| 593 | 所有NBA的秘密球员 Trevor Ariza | |
| 594 | everyone, judges coming on. | 各位,法官们来了 |
| 595 | This was awesome. | 这是真棒。 |
| 596 | Peace. | 安静 |
| 597 | Yi, J,桑,连. | |
| 598 | Lian. | 莲曰. |
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