对决世界最高篮球运动员，100 次投篮大挑战！【Jesser
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Today we will be taking 100 shots against the world's tallest basketball player. | 今天我们将对世界最高篮球运动员进行100次射击。 |
| 0:04 | Oh, I got this. | 哦,我得到了这个。 |
| 0:06 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 0:06 | No chance! | 没门! |
| 0:07 | We're gonna be answering the question, | 我们要回答这个问题, |
| 0:09 | how many shots can two amateur players make against the world's tallest player? | 两位业余球员能对世界最高球员打多少枪?. |
| 0:12 | And me and James are also competing to see who is the best basketball player in our family. | 我和詹姆斯也在竞争 看看谁是我们家最好的篮球运动员 |
| 0:17 | Whoever does better in this video gets the title. | 影片中谁做得更好,谁就能拿到标题. |
| 0:19 | There is gonna be 10 rounds in each round. | 每回合会有十轮比赛 |
| 0:21 | It will get progressively harder to score. | 得分会越来越难 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| 1 | Today we will be taking 100 shots against the world's tallest basketball player. | 今天我们将对世界最高篮球运动员进行100次射击。 |
| 2 | Oh, I got this. | 哦,我得到了这个。 |
| 3 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 4 | No chance! | 没门! |
| 5 | We're gonna be answering the question, | 我们要回答这个问题, |
| 6 | how many shots can two amateur players make against the world's tallest player? | 两位业余球员能对世界最高球员打多少枪?. |
| 7 | And me and James are also competing to see who is the best basketball player in our family. | 我和詹姆斯也在竞争 看看谁是我们家最好的篮球运动员 |
| 8 | Whoever does better in this video gets the title. | 影片中谁做得更好,谁就能拿到标题. |
| 9 | There is gonna be 10 rounds in each round. | 每回合会有十轮比赛 |
| 10 | It will get progressively harder to score. | 得分会越来越难 |
| 11 | We're gonna nerf you. | 我们会抚慰你的 |
| 12 | So for the first round, you have to have your hands tied behind your back. | 所以第一回合 你必须把你的手绑在背后 |
| 13 | He's still probably a great defender. | 他还是个伟大的捍卫者 |
| 14 | Okay, wow. | 好吧,哇呜。 |
| 15 | Each round we'll be getting five shots. | 每轮比赛,我们会得到五枪。 |
| 16 | James, you can go first. | 詹姆士,你先来 |
| 17 | Damn! | 该死! |
| 18 | I want to think, bro. | 我想考虑,兄弟。 |
| 19 | I want to see. | 欲观之. |
| 20 | Hey, good defense! | 防守不错! |
| 21 | Let's go! | 我们走! |
| 22 | Dude, I was just so discombobulated. | 老兄,我只是 如此盘旋。 |
| 23 | You know, the check thing threw me off. | 你知道,支票的事情 把我扔了下来。 |
| 24 | Ball in. | 进球 |
| 25 | Oh, yeah! | 哦,对了! |
| 26 | You almost blocked that with your head. | 你几乎用头堵住了它。 |
| 27 | All right, I have to score here. | 好吧,我在这里得分。 |
| 28 | This is gonna be the easiest time in the whole video to score. | 这将是整个视频中最容易得分的时间. |
| 29 | Come on, man. | 来吧,伙计。 |
| 30 | You got it. | 没问题 |
| 31 | Let's go! | 我们走! |
| 32 | My first bucket! | 我的第一个桶! |
| 33 | Goddamn! | 该死! |
| 34 | Dude, that was actually great defense, too. | 老兄,这其实也是很好的防御。 |
| 35 | Shot number three. | 第三枪 |
| 36 | Good defense! | 防守不错! |
| 37 | Yeah! | 对! |
| 38 | Lock up! | 锁起来! |
| 39 | Dude, James, you gotta start scoring, bro. | 伙计,詹姆斯,你得开始打分,兄弟。 |
| 40 | It's gonna get way harder. | 它会变得更难。 |
| 41 | No, I'm good. | 不,我没事。 |
| 42 | I'm good. | 我没事 |
| 43 | I'm getting warmed up. | 我热身了 |
| 44 | Check up. | 检查一下 |
| 45 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 46 | Let's go! | 我们走! |
| 47 | My fourth possession. | 我的第四个财产。 |
| 48 | Okay, I can still catch up. | 好吧,我还可以赶上。 |
| 49 | Good defense! | 防守不错! |
| 50 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 51 | Let's go! | 我们走! |
| 52 | I gotta get points while I can. | 趁我还行,我得得分 |
| 53 | This is my last chance to get a point. | 这是我最后的机会了 |
| 54 | I have to get one here. | 我这里必须有一个。 |
| 55 | James, you need a score here. | 詹姆斯,你需要这个分数 |
| 56 | I really do. | 我真的喜欢 |
| 57 | Good bucket! | 好样的! |
| 58 | Got my first point of the video. | 我拿到视频的第一点 |
| 59 | Let's get it. | 贡举志五种 上. |
| 60 | Man, that thing's kinda funny and hard. | 伙计,那东西有点搞笑和难。 |
| 61 | All right, last one. | 好吧,最后一个。 |
| 62 | Hey, you know what they say, bro? | 嘿,你知道他们说什么吗,兄弟? |
| 63 | Hand down, man down. | 手放下,伙计放下。 |
| 64 | Now ready. | 现在准备好了。 |
| 65 | Ah! | 摆! |
| 66 | No! | 没有! |
| 67 | In round one, we made four shots. | 第一回合,我们打了四枪 |
| 68 | I got three, you got one. | 我有三个,你有一个。 |
| 69 | You thought we were only gonna score 22 points. | 你以为我们只得22分? |
| 70 | We're on place for 40. | 我们40分就位了 |
| 71 | Okay, it's gonna get so much harder, | 好,会更难的 |
| 72 | so you'll be able to use your hands next round. | 这样你就能用下一轮的手了 |
| 73 | And we're lowering the rim to nine feet. | 我们把轮圈降到9英尺 |
| 74 | Finally! | 终于来了! |
| 75 | I'm ready. | 我准备好了 |
| 76 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 77 | What's the plan on nine feet? | 9英尺有什么计划? |
| 78 | 高浮ers者. | |
| 79 | High floaters off the glass. | 高浮者离镜. |
| 80 | You have to try to go for a dunk, right? | 你一定要尝试去打篮球,对不对? |
| 81 | That would be on nine. | 那是在九点。 |
| 82 | I will try to poster him. | 我会试着给他贴上海报的 |
| 83 | That's my plan for the round. | 这是我的回合计划。 |
| 84 | All right, check up. | 好吧,检查一下。 |
| 85 | Check up. | 检查一下 |
| 86 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 87 | Every time I shoot. | 每次我开枪 |
| 88 | Ow! | 呜! |
| 89 | Ha ha ha! | 哈哈哈! 滚开! |
| 90 | No! | 没有! |
| 91 | This motherfucker was about to touch me. | 这混蛋要碰我了 |
| 92 | Ha ha ha! | 哈哈哈! 滚开! |
| 93 | Okay, wrapping around. | 好吧,包起来。 |
| 94 | Jump shot! | 跳伞! |
| 95 | Airball, come on. | 气球,来吧。 |
| 96 | I'm trying to shoot it extra high. | 我试图拍摄它额外的高。 |
| 97 | It's not happening again. | 不会再发生了 |
| 98 | Oh, God. | 天呐 |
| 99 | I'm stuck. | 我被卡住了 我被卡住了 我被卡住了 我被卡住了 我被卡住了 |
| 100 | No! | 没有! |
| 101 | How do I get blocked on a fadeaway? | 我怎么才能被挡住? |
| 102 | It's a real game now. | 现在是真正的游戏 |
| 103 | Let's get it. | 贡举志五种 上. |
| 104 | I'm back. | 我回来了。 |
| 105 | I cannot pick up the ball. | 我无法接球 |
| 106 | That is mistake number one against him. | 这是头号错误对付他。 |
| 107 | Okay, good cross. | 好吧,好的交叉。 |
| 108 | Good shot. | 枪法不错 |
| 109 | Oh! | 瓳 |
| 110 | I can hit this. | 我可以打这个。 |
| 111 | How? | 怎么会? |
| 112 | No way! | 没门! |
| 113 | Bro, I just told him I was gonna shoot it. | 兄弟,我刚告诉他我要开枪了 |
| 114 | I'm the stupidest basketball player ever. | 我是有史以来最蠢的篮球运动员 |
| 115 | All right, so to recap, | 好吧,所以回顾, |
| 116 | Jesse gets blocked every possession, | 杰西被封锁了所有财产 |
| 117 | and I airball every possession. | 我吹出所有的东西。 |
| 118 | That's where we're at right now. | 这就是我们现在的位置。 |
| 119 | Little guy, let's do it. | 小家伙,我们开始吧 |
| 120 | Oh, good possible! | 哦,不错的可能性! |
| 121 | Only down one now. | 现在只有一个了 |
| 122 | It's not happening again. | 不会再发生了 |
| 123 | Top of the key. | 顶上之钥. |
| 124 | I don't know what to do. | 无所依止. |
| 125 | What do I do there, bro? | 我该怎么办,兄弟? |
| 126 | It's getting good looks. | 它越来越好看了。 |
| 127 | I'm getting decent looks. | 我长得正派 |
| 128 | Ha! | 汉! |
| 129 | I think Jesse got blocked all five times. | 我想杰西被封锁了五次 |
| 130 | Hey, block him! | 嘿,挡住他! |
| 131 | Block him! | 挡住他! |
| 132 | Posting out, I learned, is an automatic block. | 我学会了 外派是自动挡板 |
| 133 | Twice! | 两次! |
| 134 | Oh, you get blocked twice! | 哦,你被堵住了两次! |
| 135 | I had to try to establish some big man dominance, | 我不得不尝试建立 一些大男人的统治, |
| 136 | but it didn't work. | 但没成功 |
| 137 | So far, we made a total of five shots. | 目前为止,我们总共拍摄了5个镜头. |
| 138 | You got one that round, I got zero. | 你得到一个回合,我得到0。 |
| 139 | But I'm still at one point. | 但我还是有一点。 |
| 140 | Five block. | 五块 |
| 141 | You did have a lot of blocks. | 你确实有很多街区 |
| 142 | We're gonna mix it up for round three. | 将混为第三轮. |
| 143 | This time, we are doing free throws, | 这一次,我们正在做自由投球, |
| 144 | but Mamadou is allowed to contest them, | 但马马杜是被允许竞争的, |
| 145 | and he has to stay behind this blue line right here. | 他必须留在蓝线后面 |
| 146 | To be honest, I might not even be able to see the rim | 老实说,我可能连环线都看不见 |
| 147 | with him standing there. | 和他站在那里一样 |
| 148 | James, how many do you think you're gonna make? | 詹姆士,你觉得你能赚多少? |
| 149 | Five. | 五门. |
| 150 | Five out of five? | 五分之五吗? |
| 151 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 152 | You're so confident. | 你这么自信 |
| 153 | Absolutely, she's not making five. | 当然,她不是5。 |
| 154 | I think I'm gonna make three. | 我想我会做三个。 |
| 155 | I'll be happy with three. | 三随顺乐. |
| 156 | Ready? | 准备好了吗? |
| 157 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 158 | Let's get it. | 贡举志五种 上. |
| 159 | He's not making nothing. | 他没有做任何事情。 |
| 160 | All right, are we ready? | 好了,准备好了吗? |
| 161 | Oh, he cheated. | 哦,他骗了。 |
| 162 | No, no, no, no, no. | No二别显. |
| 163 | No, no, no, no. | 释曰. |
| 164 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 165 | Oh, he got me this time. | 哦,他得到了我这次。 |
| 166 | You need to have crazy arc. | 你需要有一个疯狂的弧。 |
| 167 | He's cheating. | 他在骗人 |
| 168 | No, it doesn't count. | 不 这不算 |
| 169 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 170 | That's my routine, bro. | 这是我的常规,兄弟。 |
| 171 | I always do. | 我总是这样 |
| 172 | You haven't seen my game footage? | 你没看到我的游戏录像吗? |
| 173 | Okay, okay, okay, okay. | 好吧,好吧,好吧,好吧,好吧。 |
| 174 | That's bold. | 这是大胆的。 |
| 175 | Now he's missing. | 现在他失踪了 |
| 176 | Yes, he got me because you don't look at me. | 是的 他抓我是因为你不看我 |
| 177 | You don't look at the rim. | 你不看环形山。 |
| 178 | That's why I get confused. | 故知烦恼. |
| 179 | Okay, yeah. | 好吧,没错。 |
| 180 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 181 | No! | 没有! |
| 182 | Hey, I'm happy. | 嘿,我很高兴。 |
| 183 | Me too. | 我也一样。 |
| 184 | Okay, I gotta get points here, bro. | 好吧,我在这里得分,兄弟。 |
| 185 | This has been bad. | 这是不好的。 |
| 186 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 187 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 188 | He didn't even move. | 他甚至没有移动。 |
| 189 | Bro, I... | 哥哥,我... ... 我... |
| 190 | No. | 没有 |
| 191 | Scorping Jesse. | 蝎子杰西。 |
| 192 | Now it's Scorping Jesse. | 现在,这是蝎杰西。 |
| 193 | I know what you're doing. | 我知道你在干吗 |
| 194 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 195 | Wait. | 单单 |
| 196 | Oh, good shot. | 哦,好枪法。 |
| 197 | That was a good one. | 这是一个很好的。 |
| 198 | 0 of 5, though. | 5个0个 |
| 199 | You mean 0 of 5? | 你是说五分之0? |
| 200 | All right, I can get to my three predictions right here. | 好吧,我可以得到我的三个预测 在这里。 |
| 201 | Bro. | 哥们 |
| 202 | Oh, come on. | 哦,来吧。 |
| 203 | You've been sitting there for a long time. | 你坐在那里已经很久了 |
| 204 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 205 | That's what I do, man. | 这就是我要做的,伙计。 |
| 206 | No refs in the building. | 大楼里没有裁判员 |
| 207 | Dude, they call him California Yanis. | 他们叫他加州亚尼斯 |
| 208 | Exactly. | 没错 |
| 209 | California Yanis, you're damn right. | 加利福尼亚州 亚尼斯,你说得对。 |
| 210 | So right now, we have made 8 out of 30 shots, | 因此,现在,我们已经做了8 在30枪, |
| 211 | and I have 6 points. | 我有6点 |
| 212 | You got 2 points right now. | 你现在有两分 |
| 213 | Yes, sir. | 是 长官 |
| 214 | Mamadou, I think you'll be happy. | 玛玛杜 我想你会很高兴的 |
| 215 | For round 4, we're gonna mix it up. | 对于第四回合,我们要去搅拌它。 |
| 216 | We're still doing the 100 shots, | 我们还在拍100枪 |
| 217 | but you're gonna be taking the shots, | 但你会拍摄, |
| 218 | and every stop that we get counts as a point for us. | 而每一站,我们得到的 数作为我们的点。 |
| 219 | Ooh, okay. | 哦,没关系。 |
| 220 | We all know Mamadou is an elite defender, | 我们都知道马马杜是个精英卫士 |
| 221 | but let's see about his offense. | 但让我们看看他的罪行 |
| 222 | Okay, oh my god. | 好吧 天呐 |
| 223 | This is hilarious. | 这太好笑了 |
| 224 | Yes! | 对! |
| 225 | Barbecue chicken. | 烧烤鸡. |
| 226 | I'm just gonna waddle back to the sideline. | 我只是走回侧线。 |
| 227 | I literally don't want to go. | 我其实不想去。 |
| 228 | Bro, your drum shot is broke. | 大哥,你的鼓声坏了 |
| 229 | Is broke? | 破产了吗? |
| 230 | It's so broke. | 这么破碎。 |
| 231 | No, no, no. | 不,不,没有。 |
| 232 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 233 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 234 | Okay, James, you got this. | 好吧,詹姆斯,你得到这个。 |
| 235 | Clamp up. | 夹起来。 |
| 236 | Oh, he picked it up. | 哦,他捡起来的。 |
| 237 | Let's stop. | 让我们停下来。 |
| 238 | Hey, I'll be happy if I can get one stop. | 嘿,我会很高兴,如果我可以得到一站。 |
| 239 | I'm there. | 我在这里。 |
| 240 | Damn. | 该死 |
| 241 | Easy. | 慢点 |
| 242 | Let's go, James. | 我们走吧,詹姆斯。 |
| 243 | Get a stop. | 停下来 |
| 244 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 245 | Have you ever felt more useless on the basketball court? | 你有没有觉得篮球场上更没用? |
| 246 | No. | 没有 |
| 247 | Bro, you got no step back three games. | 兄弟,你没有退一步 三场比赛。 |
| 248 | Oh, really? | 是吗? |
| 249 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 250 | Damn it! | 该死! |
| 251 | Jesse, keep talking. | 杰西,继续说 |
| 252 | Insane. | 神经病 |
| 253 | Oh, I got my hand on that. | 哦,我得到了我的手在那个。 |
| 254 | Yes. | 对 |
| 255 | All right, I need a stop. | 好吧,我需要停下来。 |
| 256 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 257 | Barbecue chicken, look. | 烤鸡,你看。 |
| 258 | Oh, come on. | 哦,来吧。 |
| 259 | That is clamps. | 这是夹子。 |
| 260 | Good luck, good luck. | 祝你好运,祝你好运 |
| 261 | Good try. | 试试看 |
| 262 | Every time you get a stop, he comes back with fury. | 每次你停下来时 他都会带着愤怒回来 |
| 263 | That was vicious. | 这是邪恶的。 |
| 264 | I'm so glad that round is over. | 我很高兴回合结束了 |
| 265 | We are now 11 for 40. | 我们现在只有11比40 |
| 266 | I got seven, you got four. | 我有七个,你有四个。 |
| 267 | For round five, we're just doing normal basketball. | 在第五回合,我们只是做正常的篮球。 |
| 268 | We each get five shots against you. | 我们每个人都有五枪对付你 |
| 269 | The tables are turning, bro. | 桌子在转,兄弟 |
| 270 | I'm going to get my revenge for you dunking on me. | 我会为你报仇的 |
| 271 | Liz, I want to see that. | 丽兹,我想看看 |
| 272 | Come on, I'm ready. | 来吧,我准备好了。 |
| 273 | You're going to see it. | 汝等见之. |
| 274 | We were talking. | 我们在说话 |
| 275 | It wasn't fair. | 这不公平 |
| 276 | The talking is my number one ability. | 说话是我的头号能力。 |
| 277 | Yeah, I need to get better at talking. | 是的,我需要更好的说话。 |
| 278 | See, bro, I'm not deceptive. | 你看,兄弟,我不是欺骗。 |
| 279 | I know, yeah. | 我知道,没错。 |
| 280 | I'm an honest good one. | 我是一个诚实的好。 |
| 281 | You're honest. | 你是诚实的。 |
| 282 | I can tell. | 我看得出来 |
| 283 | My boy, James. | 我的孩子,詹姆斯。 詹姆斯。 |
| 284 | Oh, good shot. | 哦,好枪法。 |
| 285 | Bucket. | 贝基特。 |
| 286 | Almost. | 差点 |
| 287 | I make it work. | 我让它工作。 |
| 288 | Dude, you were right there. | 老兄,你刚才就在那里。 |
| 289 | I know. | 我知道,我记得 |
| 290 | I keep getting good looks. | 我总是长得漂亮 |
| 291 | How do you block that? | 你怎么挡住的? |
| 292 | I don't know what's worse. | 我不知道什么是更糟糕的。 |
| 293 | I keep air balling and Jesse keeps getting blocked. | 我不停地打气球 杰西一直被封锁 |
| 294 | Comment what's worse. | 评论更糟糕的事 |
| 295 | I'm taking fade away. | 我渐渐淡出。 |
| 296 | James. | 詹姆士 詹姆士 詹姆士 |
| 297 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 298 | It's okay. | 没关系。 |
| 299 | I know, I know, I know. | 我知道,我知道,我知道,我知道,我知道,我知道,我知道,我知道,我知道,我知道,我知道。 |
| 300 | I kind of feel bad today. | 我今天有点不舒服 |
| 301 | At least I got the attempt up. | 至少我得到了尝试。 |
| 302 | You got this, James. | 你能做到的,詹姆斯。 |
| 303 | Step back. | 退后点 |
| 304 | Oh, we got it off. | 哦,我们得到了它关闭。 |
| 305 | Between the legs. | 腿间. |
| 306 | That should have gone in. | 那应该已经进去了。 |
| 307 | All right, so, James, you made zero on that one. | 好吧,詹姆斯,那一个你赚了零。 |
| 308 | Let's not talk about it. | 先别论. |
| 309 | I made one. | 我做了一个。 |
| 310 | So we got 12 total. | 总共12个 |
| 311 | I got eight. | 我有八个。 |
| 312 | You got four. | 你有四个。 |
| 313 | Wow, surprise. | 哇,惊讶。 |
| 314 | I thought you got here to get more. | 我以为你是来找更多的 |
| 315 | The thing is, that was the first half. | 问题是,那是上半场。 |
| 316 | Now we're warmed up. | 现在暖和了 |
| 317 | So for round six, we are doing five shots against you, but we are going to the post. | 第六回合,我们要对你拍五张照片, 但我们要上岗。 |
| 318 | You know, that's my game. | 这是我的游戏 |
| 319 | That's also my game. | 这也是我的游戏 |
| 320 | James is a post specialist. | 詹姆斯是一名员额专家。 |
| 321 | His fade away is unmatched. | 他的消失是无可比拟的。 |
| 322 | If any guard was posting up against Victor, they would instantly pass it out. | 如果有卫兵对Victor开枪 他们会立刻传出去 |
| 323 | Dude, I can't even get the ball. | 老兄,我连球都拿不到 |
| 324 | Post time. | 邮政时间. |
| 325 | Oh, good fade. | 哦,好的淡出。 |
| 326 | Good fade. | 不错的淡出。 |
| 327 | That's his game. | 这是他的游戏。 |
| 328 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 329 | That's my game. | 这是我的游戏。 |
| 330 | I'm a post guard. | 我是邮差 |
| 331 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 332 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 333 | That would be sick, by the way. | 顺便说一句 那会很恶心 |
| 334 | That would be a sick move. | 那可是个变态的举动 |
| 335 | It would be. | 这将是。 |
| 336 | How many do you think you're making in the post? | 你以为你在工地上赚了多少? |
| 337 | Let's find out. | 让我们来看看。 |
| 338 | That's his move. | 这是他的举动。 |
| 339 | Honestly, I'll be happy if I can make one in the post. | 老实说,我会很高兴,如果我能在邮箱里做一个。 |
| 340 | You got this, James. | 你能做到的,詹姆斯。 |
| 341 | Oh yeah. | 对 |
| 342 | Oh, good pump. | 哦,不错的泵。 |
| 343 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 344 | You're cooking. | 你在做饭。 |
| 345 | That's what I do, bro. | 这就是我要做的,兄弟。 |
| 346 | I'm a post guard. | 我是邮差 |
| 347 | Jeff move. | 杰夫移动。 |
| 348 | Yes. | 对 |
| 349 | No, no, no. | 不,不,没有。 |
| 350 | Bro, that was a Jeff Bowie if I've ever seen one. | 兄弟,那是杰夫・鲍伊,如果我见过。 |
| 351 | Unlimited pump fakes. | 无限泵假. |
| 352 | Oh, good move. | 哦,不错的举动。 |
| 353 | Oh, step back. | 哦,退后一点。 |
| 354 | Cook. | 厨师 |
| 355 | Okay, I hate you now. | 好吧,我现在恨你。 |
| 356 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 357 | Last shot in the post. | 最后一枪在邮箱。 |
| 358 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 359 | Oh yeah, post him up. | 哦,是的,让他起来。 |
| 360 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 361 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 362 | Bro, Jesse has all these crafty street ball moves. | 兄弟,杰西有 这些狡猾的街道球动作。 |
| 363 | I got none of those. | 我没有这些。 |
| 364 | Jokic. | 笑话 |
| 365 | Dude, that was close. | 伙计,那很近。 |
| 366 | You got a phenomenal round, but I'm still up nine to seven. | 你有一个惊人的回合, 但我仍然9到7。 |
| 367 | Great round for me though. | 对我来说还是不错的 |
| 368 | I really caught up. | 我真的赶上来了。 |
| 369 | You're almost there. | 你马上就到了 |
| 370 | Yeah, I'm almost there. | 对,我快到了 |
| 371 | For round seven, we are doing a three point shoot off. | 第七回合,我们拍了三分 |
| 372 | We're going to get one shot from the five spots, but Mamadou can close out on us. | 我们从五个地点拍到一张照片 但是马马杜可以接近我们 |
| 373 | So how many do you think we're making? | 你觉得我们赚多少? |
| 374 | Two? | 两个? |
| 375 | We can beat that. | 我们可以击败它。 |
| 376 | We could beat two. | 我们可以击败两个。 |
| 377 | Better pass. | 最好通过。 |
| 378 | Good shot. | 枪法不错 |
| 379 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 380 | It's okay. | 没关系。 |
| 381 | I still get it. | 我还在想 |
| 382 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 383 | Good shot. | 枪法不错 |
| 384 | Oh, you're so close. | 哦,你是如此的亲近。 |
| 385 | All right, come on. | 好吧,来吧。 |
| 386 | You got this. | 没问题 |
| 387 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 388 | I got to make at least two for us. | 我至少要给我们做两杯 |
| 389 | I don't know if we're going to get the two. | 我不知道我们能不能拿到这两个 |
| 390 | Ah, that's scary. | 啊,这是可怕的。 |
| 391 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 392 | No. | 没有 |
| 393 | Oh, he got lucky that one. | 哦,他很幸运。 |
| 394 | Stop it. | 别说了 |
| 395 | My bad. | 我的错 |
| 396 | That was my fault. | 这是我的错。 |
| 397 | See? | 看到没? |
| 398 | That's on you. | 这是你的责任。 |
| 399 | No way we make zero. | 我们不可能做到零。 |
| 400 | Fuck it. | 他妈的。 |
| 401 | None. | 无。 |
| 402 | Dude, that is tough. | 老兄,这太难了。 |
| 403 | That was very tough. | 这很困难 |
| 404 | That was the first zero of the video. | 这是第一个0的视频。 |
| 405 | We did not rise to the occasion. | 我们没有起立。 |
| 406 | For round eight, we're back to playing against you, but this time we only get three dribbles. | 第八回合,我们又开始和你作对了 但这次我们只得到三只飞马 |
| 407 | Just three. | 就三个 |
| 408 | We got to be efficient. | 我们要高效 |
| 409 | I'm predicting me and James are actually going to pop off. | 我预测我和詹姆士会爆发 |
| 410 | We're scoring four against you. | 我们得四分了 |
| 411 | Absolutely not. | 绝对不是。 |
| 412 | Maybe one. | 也许一个。 |
| 413 | I think three dribbles, three points. | 我认为三滴滴,三点。 |
| 414 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 415 | I'll go first. | 我先问. |
| 416 | One, two, three. | 一二三时. |
| 417 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 418 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 419 | I airballed that. | 我吹过 |
| 420 | That was literally open. | 这是字面上的开放。 |
| 421 | Oh, good move. | 哦,不错的举动。 |
| 422 | How? | 怎么会? |
| 423 | That was a good move. | 这招不错 |
| 424 | How? | 怎么会? |
| 425 | I'm doing hooks. | 我在做钩子。 |
| 426 | You know what that means? | 你知道这意味着什么吗? |
| 427 | Block again with my fingernail. | 再用我的指甲挡住 |
| 428 | No more hook shots because they literally never work. | 没有更多的钩子镜头,因为它们 字面上从来没有工作。 |
| 429 | I don't know why I keep shooting them. | 我不知道我为什么一直开枪 |
| 430 | I was so close. | 我当时很亲近 |
| 431 | All right, Jesse. | 好吧,杰西。 \ N |
| 432 | This one's for you, bro. | 这是给你的,兄弟。 |
| 433 | This is for the fam. | 这是给家庭的 |
| 434 | Please. | 请 |
| 435 | I got you. | 我扶着你 |
| 436 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 437 | I'm getting good looks. | 我长得很帅 |
| 438 | I usually always make that nightmare. | 我总是做噩梦。 |
| 439 | You know, he's not working today. | 他今天没上班 |
| 440 | I think I need to start using dirty tactics. | 我想我需要开始使用肮脏的战术。 |
| 441 | I'm going to try to distract him. | 我要试着分散他的注意力 |
| 442 | You ready? | 你准备好了吗? |
| 443 | Wait, let me check my mic. | 等等,让我检查我的麦克风。 |
| 444 | Jesse is so deceptive. | 杰西很欺骗人 |
| 445 | Oh, fuck it. | 哦,他妈的。 |
| 446 | No. | 没有 |
| 447 | Nothing's working. | 没什么用 |
| 448 | I couldn't see the rim when I took that shot, bro. | 我拍那张照片时看不到轮廓,兄弟 |
| 449 | I literally didn't see where I was shooting. | 我从字面上看不出我在哪里拍摄。 |
| 450 | All right, last of 10, James. | 好吧,最后一个10,詹姆斯。 |
| 451 | Set the tone. | 定调. |
| 452 | We got to get at least one. | 我们至少得弄一个 |
| 453 | No. | 没有 |
| 454 | It only gets more difficult. | 只会更难 |
| 455 | See, I was like, what if I just jump right at him? | 你看,我就像, 如果我只是跳过来对他? |
| 456 | But then after the first dribble, I remembered I only had two more. | 但是,在第一次滑行之后,我记得我只有两个。 |
| 457 | And I was like, I've committed to the plan. | 我当时就想,我已经承诺了计划。 |
| 458 | We have made 16 out of 80 shots so far. | 迄今为止,我们拍摄了80枪中的16枪。 |
| 459 | I've got nine points. | 我有九点。 |
| 460 | James, you got seven. | 詹姆斯,你有七个。 |
| 461 | Remember, this is for the title of the best basketball player in the fam. | 记住,这是为家庭最佳篮球运动员的头衔。 |
| 462 | We're going back to defense. | 我们要回去防御了 |
| 463 | But this time, we're going to play on a nine foot hoop. | 但这次我们要用9英尺高的脚踢球 |
| 464 | Nine foot. | 九尺许. |
| 465 | Yeah, I know what that means. | 是的,我知道这意味着什么。 |
| 466 | Walking dunk. | 步行灌篮. |
| 467 | We got to strategize. | 我们必须制定战略。 |
| 468 | The internet is not going to like this. | 互联网上不会这样 |
| 469 | But Mamadou, you know, when he throws his little armbar, it's time to flop. | 但马马杜,你知道,当他扔他的小臂棒, 是时候打球了。 |
| 470 | All right, you do it. | 好吧,你做到这一点。 |
| 471 | I'll call foul. | 我会叫犯规。 |
| 472 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 对,对,对 |
| 473 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 474 | Let's try it on the first one. | 试于第一义. |
| 475 | All right, we're ready. | 好了,我们准备好了。 |
| 476 | Walking. | 走着 |
| 477 | Charge. | 冲啊 |
| 478 | That's a charge. | 这是指控 |
| 479 | Absolutely not. | 绝对不是。 |
| 480 | Charge, bro. | 冲啊,兄弟 |
| 481 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 482 | He was standing still. | 他站着不动 |
| 483 | I barely touched him. | 我几乎没碰过他 |
| 484 | I went like this when I waited. | 我等时就像这样走了 |
| 485 | That's charge, bro. | 这是收费,兄弟。 |
| 486 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 487 | That's called walking dunk. | 这叫行走灌篮 |
| 488 | You're not scoring this time. | 这次你没得分 |
| 489 | What a travel. | 何等为行. |
| 490 | Bro, you couldn't even dunk it, though. | 兄弟,你甚至不能灌篮,虽然。 |
| 491 | That's crazy. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 492 | You don't need it. | 你不需要这个 |
| 493 | Remember what he did to you in the post. | 记得他在邮箱里对你做了什么 |
| 494 | God. | 天呐 |
| 495 | Yeah, I know it. | 是的,我知道这一点。 |
| 496 | Oh, yeah, that's a stop. | 哦,是的,这是一个停止。 |
| 497 | I'm out. | 我出来了 |
| 498 | That's a stop. | 即是止观. |
| 499 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 500 | Easiest point of the video. | 视频最轻松点. |
| 501 | Just don't not take your anger out on me. | 别对我发怒 |
| 502 | Oh, that's you. | 哦,这是你。 |
| 503 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 504 | No more settle down. | 不再安定下来。 |
| 505 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 506 | Hey, Shattered Backboard Collection 2 coming soon. | 嘿,破烂的后板收藏2即将到来。 |
| 507 | Good stop. | 氨 |
| 508 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 509 | That's two stops? | 两站? |
| 510 | That's two. | 即为二. |
| 511 | All I'm saying, if we were playing on the Jesser over the door mini hoop, I would get five stops. | 我的意思是,如果我们玩杰瑟尔 过门迷你窝,我会得到五站。 |
| 512 | Absolutely not. | 绝对不是。 |
| 513 | Bro, I'm nice on that. | 哥们,我很好 |
| 514 | I would score with my head. | 我会用头来记分 |
| 515 | No jump shot. | 没有跳跃镜头。 |
| 516 | Yes. | 对 |
| 517 | Fade away. | 淡出。 |
| 518 | Bro, he misses open ones versus you and hits spinners versus me. | 兄弟,他错过了公开的对阵你 和打旋转者对我。 |
| 519 | That's basket. | 这是篮子。 |
| 520 | Good shot. | 枪法不错 |
| 521 | Oh, come on. | 哦,来吧。 |
| 522 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 523 | That's a game time. | 这是一个游戏时间。 |
| 524 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 525 | Do it again. | 再来一次 |
| 526 | That's a game. | 这是一个游戏。 |
| 527 | Oh, yeah, that's off. | 哦,是的,关闭。 |
| 528 | Yes. | 对 |
| 529 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 530 | No cap. | 无盖. |
| 531 | You got clamped. | 你被夹住了。 |
| 532 | That was our best round of the video at round nine. | 这是我们第9轮最好的影片 |
| 533 | So we have officially gotten to 22 out of 90. | 所以我们90分中正式达到22分 |
| 534 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 535 | I got 12 points. | 我有12点 |
| 536 | James has 10 points. | 詹姆士得十分 詹姆士得十分 |
| 537 | This is the final round of the video and this is probably going to be the hardest to score | 这是最后一轮的录像 这可能是最难得分的 |
| 538 | yet. | 还没有。 |
| 539 | I'm back. | 我回来了。 |
| 540 | So for round 10, we're both getting five shots against you. | 所以对于第10轮, 我们都得到了五枪对着你。 |
| 541 | But if you weren't tall enough, you get these. | 但如果你不够高,你得到这些。 |
| 542 | And since it's the last round and the most difficult, it's going to be worth double points. | 并且由于是最后一轮和最困难的比赛,将值双分. |
| 543 | Let's do it. | 贡举志五种 上. |
| 544 | Bro, I mean, I might just take this. | 兄弟,我的意思是,我可能只是拿这个。 |
| 545 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 546 | You blocked that. | 你挡住了 |
| 547 | Oh, I like that. | 我喜欢这样 |
| 548 | That's so smart. | 真聪明 |
| 549 | No, you got it. | 不,你来吧。 |
| 550 | I tried to go speed demonetized. | 我试图去 速度妖魔化。 |
| 551 | I was too fast for myself. | 我对自己来说太快了 |
| 552 | Dude, I might have to take that. | 哥们,我可能得拿这个。 |
| 553 | That was inspirational. | 这是鼓舞人心的。 |
| 554 | Nobody can score today. | 今天没人能得分 |
| 555 | Hand down, man down. | 手放下,伙计放下。 |
| 556 | Facts, bro. | 事实,兄弟。 |
| 557 | Hand down, man down. | 手放下,伙计放下。 |
| 558 | Let me see what you got. | 让我看看你有什么。 |
| 559 | You've been talking. | 你一直在说话 |
| 560 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 561 | Let me see what you got. | 让我看看你有什么。 |
| 562 | Definitely not a layup. | 绝对不是敷衍。 |
| 563 | It has to be a jump shot. | 它必须是跳跃镜头。 |
| 564 | That's the only way. | 这是唯一的办法。 |
| 565 | Good shot. | 枪法不错 |
| 566 | Good shot, James! | 枪法不错,詹姆斯! |
| 567 | Everywhere. | 到处都是 |
| 568 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 569 | The side! | 这边! |
| 570 | Fade away. | 淡出。 |
| 571 | That's in! | 进去了! |
| 572 | Fudge! | 软糖! |
| 573 | As my last attempt, if I score this, I guarantee myself a W. | 最后一次尝试,如果我得到这个,我保证自己是一个W。 |
| 574 | No! | 没有! |
| 575 | Change your side at any time. | 随时改变你的立场 |
| 576 | You're not getting anything. | 你没有得到任何东西。 |
| 577 | All right, James, this is for the tie. | 好吧,詹姆斯,这是为领带。 |
| 578 | I got a bucket, bro. | 我有一个桶,兄弟。 |
| 579 | I got a bucket. | 我有一个桶。 |
| 580 | I want to see it. | 欲观之. |
| 581 | If you make this, we go into overtime. | 如果你做了这个,我们去加班。 |
| 582 | Airball! | 飞球! |
| 583 | That felt good. | 感觉真好 |
| 584 | Neither of us scored. | 我们都没有得分。 |
| 585 | I made 12 baskets in the video, James made 10. | 我在录像里做了12个篮子 詹姆斯做了10个 |
| 586 | So I'm taking the W. | 所以,我要带W。 |
| 587 | Big shout out to James and Mamadou. | 对詹姆斯和马马杜大喊大叫 |
| 588 | If you're not already subscribed, hit the subscribe button. | 尚未订阅的,点击订阅按钮. |
| 589 | Peace. | 安静 |
| 590 | Yi, Jiahn, San, Liyan! | 义,吉安,三,利安! |
| 591 | Liyan! | 丽安! |
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