当篮球赛变成 “场地惩罚赛”，谁能笑到最后？【Jesser官
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Today every game of basketball we play the court changes from being sprayed with fire hoses to stepping on Legos | 今天我们玩的每一场篮球 球场都从喷上消防水管到踩上勒戈斯 |
| 0:08 | To even playing in hurricane force wins the first person to three baskets each round will get a point | 连打飓风都得分 每回合第一人三篮 |
| 0:14 | The person with the most points at the end wins and this is the fire hose court | 最终得分最高的人赢了 这就是消防水管场 |
| 0:30 | We're playing | 我们在玩 |
| 0:42 | Hey top of the key | 嘿,钥匙顶端 |
| 0:47 | The only time that you would have a wet shot for sure right now is right now | 唯一一次你会有一个湿镜头 确定现在是现在 |
| 1:09 | Dude you gotta make a jump start Jesse | 伙计,你必须跳杰西 |
| 1:14 | Oh yeah, it's hard to dribble anywhere. | 哦,是的,这是很难 拖动任何地方。 |
| 1:17 | This is not fair. | 这不公平。 |
| 1:19 | Layup! | 躺下来! |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Today every game of basketball we play the court changes from being sprayed with fire hoses to stepping on Legos | 今天我们玩的每一场篮球 球场都从喷上消防水管到踩上勒戈斯 |
| 2 | To even playing in hurricane force wins the first person to three baskets each round will get a point | 连打飓风都得分 每回合第一人三篮 |
| 3 | The person with the most points at the end wins and this is the fire hose court | 最终得分最高的人赢了 这就是消防水管场 |
| 4 | We're playing | 我们在玩 |
| 5 | Hey top of the key | 嘿,钥匙顶端 |
| 6 | The only time that you would have a wet shot for sure right now is right now | 唯一一次你会有一个湿镜头 确定现在是现在 |
| 7 | Dude you gotta make a jump start Jesse | 伙计,你必须跳杰西 |
| 8 | Oh yeah, it's hard to dribble anywhere. | 哦,是的,这是很难 拖动任何地方。 |
| 9 | This is not fair. | 这不公平。 |
| 10 | Layup! | 躺下来! |
| 11 | If you guys think this court is crazy just wait till later in the video they only get more insane | 如果你们觉得这个法庭是疯狂的, 等到稍后在视频里,他们只会更疯狂。 |
| 12 | You're going against like three people | 你要跟三个人对抗 |
| 13 | Oh, yeah | 对 |
| 14 | And the courts are only getting it crazier as the video goes on and this is the slam ball court | 而法庭只会随着视频的播放而更加疯狂 而这里是球场 |
| 15 | Once again King the court first the three points hooker wins the round gets a point this court is pretty dangerous | 再说一次,王爷,这三分的妓女赢了 赢得一分,这个球场很危险 |
| 16 | I literally broke my shoulder on one of the trampolines in this park. | 我从字面上打断了我的肩膀 在这个公园的一个蹦床。 |
| 17 | So be careful. | 所以小心点 |
| 18 | You'll be careful | 你会小心的 |
| 19 | You might not want to jump with me because I'm only going for posts or dunks this round. | 你可能不想跟我跳 因为我只是去 职位或灌篮这一轮。 |
| 20 | You're not dunking on me | 你可别对我吐气 |
| 21 | I'll let you have a jumper | 我让你跳下去 |
| 22 | This time is dangerous for other reasons, whoever is going up against me Dex. | 这次很危险 因为其他原因 谁要跟我对着干 |
| 23 | I am mad | 我疯了 |
| 24 | Let's go Ben. | 师便打. 本. |
| 25 | Hey, Ben is a Hall of Fame brick wall. | 本是名人堂的砖墙 |
| 26 | He's strong | 他很强壮 |
| 27 | You almost got Blake Griffin | 你差点抓到布莱克·格里芬 |
| 28 | Oh my god, this is a crazy possession right now | 哦,我的上帝, 这是一个疯狂的拥有现在 |
| 29 | Damn look where you placed him. | 看你把他关在哪里 |
| 30 | Put him in a coffin down there. | 把他放进棺材里 |
| 31 | Is that foul? | 犯规吗? |
| 32 | So I can't do much about this | 所以我不能做太多这件事 |
| 33 | I need my revenge | 我要报仇 |
| 34 | My god, I turned around to see the ball | 天啊,我转身去看球 |
| 35 | That was a swish dunk nothing but net on a dog you ever seen that before you dumped on everybody | 你曾经看到过一只狗 扔到每个人身上之前,那只是一丝不苟 |
| 36 | But me let's change that. | 但我还是改一下吧 |
| 37 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 38 | No, wait, you want me to dunk on you? | 不,等等,你想我灌你吗? |
| 39 | I got confused. | 我感到困惑。 |
| 40 | I got confused in my trash | 我在垃圾桶里弄糊涂了 |
| 41 | No | 没有 |
| 42 | Good job. | 干得不错 |
| 43 | Oh Jeff. | 哦,杰夫,你好吗? |
| 44 | He's in a good spot. | 他在一个不错的地方。 |
| 45 | He's in a scoring position | 他在评分上 |
| 46 | Boostered by Jeff. | 由杰夫推动. |
| 47 | Someone hang that on their wall. | 有人挂在墙上。 |
| 48 | Oh, what time is it Jeff? | 杰夫几点了? |
| 49 | You know what time it is? | 你知道现在几点了吗? |
| 50 | Tell me. | 告诉我 |
| 51 | You're Paul, George | 你是保罗,乔治 |
| 52 | Meet me at the rim | 环形山见 |
| 53 | You gonna dunk on me? | 你要灌我吗? |
| 54 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 55 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 56 | Wait Johnny, this can be career altering for you or for Jeff | 等等,强尼,这会改变你的事业 或杰夫的事业 |
| 57 | That was an insane court, but it's not as wild as the one at the end of the video. | 那是一个疯狂的法庭, 但并不像视频的结尾那一个那么疯狂。 |
| 58 | All right, let's go to the next score | 好了,我们开始下一场 |
| 59 | Welcome to the dodgeball court pretty simple | 欢迎光临躲避球场 很简单 |
| 60 | There's gonna be people on the sides and whoever's not going throwing dodgeballs while you play pretty simple | 会有人站在一边 谁不扔躲避球 而你玩得很简单 |
| 61 | I just don't want to get hit in the head. | 我只是不想被击中头部。 |
| 62 | I'm gonna get a bucket here. | 我会得到一个桶在这里。 |
| 63 | I need my points. | 我需要我的观点。 |
| 64 | How are we starting already? | 我们怎么开始? |
| 65 | Oh my goodness, oh my goodness | ぱ摆ぱ摆 |
| 66 | There's more fun on the throwing side I feel like | 扔一边更好玩 |
| 67 | Him | 是他吗? |
| 68 | Damn I know that | 该死的,我知道 |
| 69 | Check out. | 检查出来。 |
| 70 | Yes, I didn't even get here same thing | 是的,我到这儿来都不一样 |
| 71 | Yes, oh my god, bro, he's taking a while | 是的,我的上帝,兄弟, 他花了一段时间 |
| 72 | Fuck it. | 他妈的。 |
| 73 | Oh my god | 天呐 |
| 74 | Yo, whoa, he's trying to hit me. | 哟,哇, 他想打我。 |
| 75 | I'm with you out of here | 我和你一起离开这里 |
| 76 | Hey, oh | 顿 |
| 77 | You were scared | 你吓坏了 |
| 78 | Don't let him score guys | 别让他得分 |
| 79 | Whoa, that one just wins right? | 哇,那一个刚刚赢了对不对? |
| 80 | Oh my god | 天呐 |
| 81 | I was trying to dodge balls and make a move at the same time. | 我试图躲避球 并同时采取行动。 |
| 82 | Yeah, he's so fazed me. | 是啊,他是如此迷恋我。 |
| 83 | I'm like the matrix | 我就像矩阵 |
| 84 | bucket | 桶头 |
| 85 | Thank you | 谢谢 |
| 86 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 87 | Thank you guys | 谢谢你们 |
| 88 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 89 | No | 没有 |
| 90 | We both went for a defensive block with the dodgeball and Johnny's bounces into the hoop | 我们两个都跑到一个防守区 和躲避球 和强尼的弹入螺旋桨 |
| 91 | All right | 好吧,我们走 |
| 92 | These are the scores popping up and boys the craziest thing is there are scarier courts coming up in this video | 这段影片的分数 男孩子最疯狂的是 影片里出现了更恐怖的法庭 |
| 93 | We are in the ocean for this court and this time we are doing a two | 我们为这个法庭而身处大海 这次我们做两个 |
| 94 | First two and we filmed here once before and almost drowned. | 前两部 我们在这里拍过一次 差点淹死 |
| 95 | So it was very intense first two three buckets. | 所以,这是非常激烈的前两个三桶。 |
| 96 | Let's go | 我们走吧 |
| 97 | Good alley | 不错的巷子 |
| 98 | Game point we got a score right now tide is rising. | 游戏点,我们得到了一个分数 现在涨潮。 |
| 99 | I don't want to be swimming | 我不想游泳了,我不喜欢游泳 |
| 100 | And him | 还有他 |
| 101 | Me and Johnny both get a point for this round. | 我和强尼都得到了这个回合的分数。 |
| 102 | Let's go to the next court | 我们到下一个法庭去 |
| 103 | Everybody knows one of the worst pains in the world is stepping on a Lego | 大家都知道世界上最痛苦的一件事 就是踩到乐高 |
| 104 | So we have over 10,000 Legos scattered on this court with a mini-hoop. | 因此,我们有超过1万个乐高 分散在这个法庭与一个迷你豪华。 |
| 105 | I think this is the most dangerous one | 我觉得这是最危险的 |
| 106 | This is definitely the most painful one. | 这绝对是最痛苦的。 |
| 107 | Check up | 检查 |
| 108 | Oh my god, I think one's stuck | 哦,我的上帝,我觉得一个卡住了 |
| 109 | The secret to winning on this court is having no fear and accepting pain is life no way | 赢球的秘诀就是没有恐惧 接受痛苦就是生命 |
| 110 | That that man deserves it that's the psycho. | 那个人罪有应得 就是那个疯子 |
| 111 | All right, Jesse. | 好吧,杰西。 \ N |
| 112 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 113 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 114 | Oh, yeah good defense out out of bounds | 哦,是的,很好的防御 出界 |
| 115 | Jeff is trying to avoid the Legos. | 杰夫试图避开莱戈斯号. |
| 116 | This is a smart play. | 这是一个聪明的游戏。 |
| 117 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 118 | Got a moving in there. | 进去了 |
| 119 | Oh, yeah, he low-key set up to get dunked on | 哦,是的,他低调设置 得到灌篮上 |
| 120 | All that all that for a brick | 就为了砖头 |
| 121 | Alright for the very first play I tripped on some Lego and I try to brace myself with my hand and I got cut | 好吧,第一出戏,我绊倒了乐高 我试着用我的手站住,我被砍了 |
| 122 | This is why they call it the world's most dangerous court | 所以才叫它世界最危险的宫廷 |
| 123 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 124 | I'm ready to go Ben. | 我准备好了,本。 |
| 125 | You might be able to drive past him if you go full speed | 如果你全速行驶,你也许能通过他 |
| 126 | If you if you commit you're good. | 若执戒善根. |
| 127 | Go go go | 走开,走开 |
| 128 | Johnny's a liability. | 强尼是个累赘 |
| 129 | I am a liability out here. | 我是一个负债在这里。 |
| 130 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 131 | This is a for real battle Oh God, I'm spinning again side step three-pointer mouth | 这是一场真正的战斗 哦,上帝,我再次旋转 侧步三分的嘴 |
| 132 | Stop jumping on his jump shots. | 别跳他的跳伞了 |
| 133 | No, please | 不,请 |
| 134 | Yeah game point you gotta be up let's go | 是啊,游戏点 你必须起床,我们走 |
| 135 | Walk in walk in walk in. | 走着走着走着 |
| 136 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 137 | This is the batter of the Giants | 这是巨人的击球手 |
| 138 | Get a jump jump jump | 跳跃跳跃 |
| 139 | That was painful if you thought that was bad just wait for the final court | 那很痛苦 如果你觉得那很糟 就等着终审吧 |
| 140 | Can you guys please subscribe just for this court now? | 你们现在能为这个法庭订阅吗? |
| 141 | Let's go to the next one | 让我们去下一个 |
| 142 | This is the jessica mini hoop court. | 这是Jessica迷你豪普球场。 |
| 143 | We got the over-the-door hoop right there got the court lines. | 我们拿到门外的门,那里有球场线。 |
| 144 | This is my court | 这是我的宫廷 |
| 145 | I gotta start bro chill out | 我得开始兄弟冷静下来 |
| 146 | I feel like a race car ready to go. | 我觉得就像一辆赛车准备出发 |
| 147 | Okay, ready? | 好了,准备好了吗? |
| 148 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 149 | my goodness | 我的老天爷 |
| 150 | Ah, this is my court who's next | 啊,这是我的宫廷谁是下一个 |
| 151 | No, let him know Ben, oh you guys wanna play this game man, huh, huh, this is a dogfight right here | 不,让他知道本,哦 你们想玩这个游戏的人, 嗯,嗯,这是一场斗狗比赛 |
| 152 | Not today | 今天没有 |
| 153 | Game point, ah | 游戏点,啊 |
| 154 | You've been the crime stopper this whole game. | 这整场比赛你都是罪魁祸首 |
| 155 | Yeah high school mixed tape right here. | 是的,高中混音带就在这里。 |
| 156 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 157 | Spin move remember the day that you stopped jester the late. | 转动记起你迟到时停止嘲笑的那天 |
| 158 | Oh, yeah | 对 |
| 159 | This is my car to the next court. | 这是我的车 到下一个法庭。 |
| 160 | This is the random obstacles court | 这是随机障碍法庭 |
| 161 | There is so much happening and the bucket squad mascot Bucky is gonna be on the court | 发生了很多事 水桶队吉祥物Bucky要上法庭了 |
| 162 | Causing havoc right now. | 造成破坏,现在。 |
| 163 | These are the current scores. | 这些是当前得分。 |
| 164 | See I gotta lock in there's literally a yoga ball strapped to the backboard | 看,我必须锁定里面 字面上有一个瑜伽球绑在背板上 |
| 165 | I feel you need to make layups | 我觉得你需要做铺垫 |
| 166 | Bucky oh my god | 巴克,我的天呐 |
| 167 | Bucky the maniac | 疯子巴基 |
| 168 | He still made a bucket those screens ain't gonna work on me boy watch this | 他还是做了个桶 那些屏幕对我没用 小子 看这个 |
| 169 | What is Bucky trying to do | 巴奇到底想怎样? |
| 170 | Jesse's just pushing people. | 杰西只是逼人。 |
| 171 | I'm here. | 我在这里。 |
| 172 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 173 | My gosh, but he's a maniac. | 天啊 但他是个疯子 |
| 174 | Oh, yes | 对 |
| 175 | No, this stupid yoga ball. | 不,这个愚蠢的瑜伽球。 |
| 176 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 177 | My god, he just used the court. | 我的上帝,他只是利用了法庭。 |
| 178 | Oh my god | 天呐 |
| 179 | Oh, that's it | 哦,就是这样 |
| 180 | My god | ぱ摆 |
| 181 | Yes off the yoga ball. | 是的,从瑜伽球。 |
| 182 | Oh my god | 天呐 |
| 183 | No, no, not me Wow | 不,不,不,不是我,哇 |
| 184 | loader Oh | 装弹机 |
| 185 | Oh god, he has a brick. | 天啊,他有个砖头 |
| 186 | Oh no Bucky's coming | 哦,不,巴奇来了 |
| 187 | They both have bricks | 他们都有砖头 |
| 188 | Thank you Bucky then with the point this was absurd let's go to the next court | 谢谢你,巴奇... ...然后说,这是荒谬的... ...让我们去下一个法庭 |
| 189 | This court has the most dangerous rim in the whole world. | 这个法庭是全世界最危险的 |
| 190 | It has two levels of razor-sharp metal spikes on top of it | 上面有两层刀尖的金属钉 |
| 191 | Let's show what happens when you shoot a brick except we're not gonna use a bucket squad ball because they're the best basketball in the world | 我们来看看你拍砖块时会怎样 因为我们不会用篮球 因为他们是世界上最好的篮球 |
| 192 | So we're gonna use a different ball. | 所以我们要用另一个球 |
| 193 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 194 | My god, no way you got to make a perfect switch pretty much and because this court is so dangerous this round is double point | 天啊,你根本没法开个完美的开关 因为球场太危险了 |
| 195 | No, that was going in you won't take a jumper | 不,你不会跳下去的 |
| 196 | It's open | 开着呢 |
| 197 | How are you supposed to make these I'll give you a little tutorial what's up, I'm here I'm here | 你怎么做这些,我给你点教书,我在这里 |
| 198 | Fuck it. | 他妈的。 |
| 199 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 200 | Go Jeff the drive fade | 去杰夫的驱动器消失 |
| 201 | What's the spike you hear the chains make it rain, okay sauce him side step. | 你听到链子会下雨的尖锐声是什么? |
| 202 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 203 | I gotta get a song. | 我得弄首歌来 |
| 204 | This is my hoop. | 这是我的屁股。 |
| 205 | I understand it now. | 我现在明白了 |
| 206 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 207 | Yeah, I'm hit you with your shot. | 是啊,我打你一枪。 |
| 208 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 209 | Don't know I just have a good feeling I'm gonna win this round. | 我不知道我有一个很好的感觉 我将赢得这一轮。 |
| 210 | I don't know about that, dude. | 我不知道,伙计。 |
| 211 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 212 | No way, I just made that you know why you're guarding at me out here is cuz I got a range. | 没门,我只是让你知道 为什么在这里保护我 因为我有范围。 |
| 213 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 214 | That would have went in now. | 那本可以进去了 |
| 215 | It should have gone in dude. | 它应该走在伙计。 |
| 216 | This ball is tiny | 这个球很小 |
| 217 | You ain't got Ben | 你没有本 |
| 218 | Okay, that's one | 好吧,这是一个 |
| 219 | Good defense rim. | 防线很好 |
| 220 | Let's go | 我们走吧 |
| 221 | loader | 装填器 |
| 222 | Not the mr. | 不是那个先生 |
| 223 | Beast ball. | 野兽球 |
| 224 | I'm gonna get a bucket. | 我去拿个桶 |
| 225 | I know people at home are gonna be mad | 我知道家里的人会生气 |
| 226 | I'm pulling out the Evo, but don't worry | 我拉出Evo,但不用担心 |
| 227 | I'm not gonna miss and if I do miss it, at least it's not a bucket squat ball. | 我不会错过 如果我真的错过了 至少这不是个下蹲球 |
| 228 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 229 | We're good. | 我们很好。 |
| 230 | Oh, no, I popped look you hear the air coming out. | 哦,不,我突然发现你听到空气出来了。 |
| 231 | Well, what's this? | 这是什么? |
| 232 | Congratulations Jeff on the double points on to the next court | 恭喜杰夫在下一场比赛的双分 |
| 233 | Let's go | 我们走吧 |
| 234 | This is the | 这是 |
| 235 | Even the camera people are wearing the gas mask. | 连摄像头的人都戴着防毒面具 |
| 236 | I gotta win this one | 我要赢这个 |
| 237 | I don't know if you saw that but just good. | 我不知道你有没有看到,只是很好。 |
| 238 | Let's get for us | 我们出发吧 |
| 239 | How's this machine with the mask on? | 戴着面具的机器怎么样? |
| 240 | Fatality | 肥胖 |
| 241 | This is the final level the wind court now | 这是最后的关卡 风球场现在 |
| 242 | It's gonna be worth double points me and Jeff are gonna do a 1v1 because we're the only ones with a chance of winning | 我和Jeff会做1v1 因为只有我们有机会赢 |
| 243 | This video now the wind court has these massive fans that can create 50 mile per hour | 这段视频现在风场有 这些巨大的风扇 可以创造每小时50英里 |
| 244 | Hurricane level wins. | 飓风等级胜利. |
| 245 | Let's check it out | 我们去看看 |
| 246 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 247 | This is an example | 这是一个例子 |
| 248 | I don't know how this is gonna work. | 我不知道这是怎么回事。 |
| 249 | All right, Jeff shoot for a ball. | 好吧,杰夫拍摄球。 |
| 250 | If you make it you start | 如果你做到了,你开始 |
| 251 | I start I hope Jesse doesn't keep trying to shoot a jump shot | 我开始希望Jesse别老是开枪 |
| 252 | Let's go I feel like I have to dunk it that might be the only way to score. | 走吧,我觉得我必须灌篮 这可能是唯一的得分方法。 |
| 253 | I don't know this is possible. | 我不知道这是不可能的。 |
| 254 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 255 | I have to shoot it way to the right. | 我得朝右边开枪 |
| 256 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 257 | I can feel it all the way from over here | 从这里我都能感觉到 |
| 258 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 259 | I'm actually kind of glad I'm not going | 我其实挺庆幸我不去的 |
| 260 | I can't jump that high big brain big brain | 我跳不了那么高的大大脑,大大脑 |
| 261 | It is not looking good for Jeff right now Jesse is up two to zero | Jesse现在2比0领先了 |
| 262 | What was that for? | 为什么? |
| 263 | I like the idea Jeff. | 我喜欢杰夫的想法。 |
| 264 | Let's just end it with a dunk. | 让我们用一个灌篮结束它。 |
| 265 | That's the only thing you could do | 这是你唯一能做的 |
| 266 | You're looking devious. | 你看起来很狡猾 |
| 267 | I don't like that | 我不喜欢这样 |
| 268 | Ah | 摆 |
| 269 | We'll see you guys in the next one, please ye John son Leon | 下回见,约翰儿子里昂 |
| 270 | Leon | 莱昂 |
| 271 | Oh | 瓳 |
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