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谁懂!组完NBA梦之队,对决才是神仙打架!【Jesser官方

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0:00Today we are competing in challenges to build our NBA team今天我们在挑战中竞争 建设我们的NBA球队
0:03Whoever has the best team at the end of the video will win these massive NBA mystery boxes片尾有最佳阵容的人 就能赢得这些巨大的NBA神秘盒子
0:08The first person to make a half-court shot on that spiked rim will get to choose the best player.第一个在那个悬崖边上射中半球的人 可以选择最好的球员
0:13Go!快点!
0:14Oh, come on!哦,来吧!
0:15First try先试一下
0:17Please!请!
0:18Oh, come on!哦,来吧!
0:20Damn!该死!
0:21That's in这是在
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1Today we are competing in challenges to build our NBA team今天我们在挑战中竞争 建设我们的NBA球队
2Whoever has the best team at the end of the video will win these massive NBA mystery boxes片尾有最佳阵容的人 就能赢得这些巨大的NBA神秘盒子
3The first person to make a half-court shot on that spiked rim will get to choose the best player.第一个在那个悬崖边上射中半球的人 可以选择最好的球员
4Go!快点!
5Oh, come on!哦,来吧!
6First try先试一下
7Please!请!
8Oh, come on!哦,来吧!
9Damn!该死!
10That's in这是在
11Oh, Zach!哦,扎克! 哦,扎克! 哦,扎克!
12I only needed one我只需要一个
13You did it!你办到了!
14Starting power forward开始前进
15We've already lost two basketballs我们已经输了两个篮球
16We have three players left我们还有三个球员
17I really got to get LeBron here我真的得把勒布朗叫来
18The next two guys are terrible接下来两个家伙很可怕
19You're not getting him because I'm...你抓不到他是因为我...
20Oh, that shit got in!哦,那狗屎进来了!
21Come on!来吧!
22LeBron James!勒布朗・詹姆斯!
23I need him!我要见他!
24Damn!该死!
25Oh, in and out进退两难
26Yes, that's me!是的,这就是我!
27That's me!这就是我!
28King James!詹姆斯国王!
29Let's go!我们走!
30This is a great start to the lineup这是个好开始 排队
31Whoever makes the next shot will get to choose the next player下一轮的选手可以选择下一个选手
32And there's a big difference between BowBow and Kevin Knox鲍伯和凯文·诺克斯之间有很大的区别
33So, good luck祝好运
34BowBow is the center弯弓是中心
35Centers are way better中心比较好
36Go!快点!
37I just want to make the shot我只是想打针
38Come on!来吧!
39Another ball is gone!又一个球不见了!
40Come on!来吧!
41You guys are better than this你们比这好
42I'm three for three我三个三个
43That's what a win is这就是胜利
44Below key, the ball is...钥匙下面的球是...
45Oh, that's it!哦,就是这样!
46That's it!就是这样!
47Bro, you popped it and made it哥,你一弹就来了
48我得选个男人BowBow
49He's like seven feet five他就像七尺五寸长
50There's no way I'm not getting a better player than Kevin Knox in the next challenge下一场挑战我绝对不会得到比凯文·诺克斯更好的球员
51Sorry, Kevin, you're gonna have to stay there对不起,凯文,你得呆在那里
52This is only the first of seven challenges we have to build our dream NBA team这仅仅是我们建设梦想中的NBA球队的七个挑战中的第一个
53Which we will be using at the end of the video to put our teams in 2K视频最后我们用它 把我们的队伍投入2K
54And simulate against each other for these massive NBA mystery boxes并模拟彼此 对于这些巨大的NBA神秘盒
55For round two, we will be competing for our centers第二回合,我们将争夺我们的中心
56我们有Jokic、Victor Webinyama、Zach Eady和Taj Gibson。
57Now, boys, the Zach Eady comes with a mystery briefcase现在,孩子们,扎克・埃迪带着一个神秘的公文包
58Could be good, could be bad可能是好,也可能是坏
59I'm a little nervous我有点紧张
60This challenge will be a mini hoop dunk contest这场挑战将会是一场小型豪华灌篮比赛
61Each contestant will get one dunk每个参赛者都会得到一个灌篮
62The judges will decide who had the best dunks and pick the winner评委们会决定谁有最好的灌篮 选择赢家
63All right, judges, who do you want to go first?好吧,法官,你想先去谁?
64We are locking in Jiedel我们锁在吉德尔
65Hey, James Lowkey is like the undersized Jokic嘿,詹姆斯·洛基就像个小小丑
66Is that a compliment?那是在赞美我吗?
67I don't know, I don't know我不知道,我不知道,我不知道,我说
68Show me something!给我看样东西!
69Oh, whoa哦,哇哟
70Forward roll前进滚动
71That's actually not bad其实还不错
72Yeah, creativity是啊,创意
73我们要见的下一个Dunker是Zach TTG
74Oh, Michael Jordan哦,迈克尔・乔丹
75He's got the jersey on他穿着球衣
76Half court半宫
77Let's go, you got this走吧,你来
78Damn!该死!
79With the two hands用两只手
80Reverse 360 windmill倒转 360 风车
81Next up, we are selecting Jeffrey Balbuoy接下来是杰弗里·鲍布伊
82That's pretty, that's a lot better than I thought Jeff would do it很漂亮,比我想象的要好得多 杰夫会这样做
83Jeff turned up杰夫来了
84Jesse's actually got to make a good dunk杰西真的得打个好篮板
85You really got to bring it if you want the first pick你真的要带它来 如果你想第一个选择
86I want Jokic我要笑话
87Pretty solid, that's pretty solid不错,不错
88That's at least top two, I'm confident这至少是前2名,我有信心
89и尺舧– du
90Jeff surprised me杰夫吓到我了
91Jeff did surprise me杰夫确实让我吃惊了
92Contestants!参赛者!
93Amazing dunks today今天的灌篮真厉害
94But only one of you has the chance to take Jokic但你们中只有一人有机会接受笑话
95Right here, right now就在这里,现在
96And that person is那个人
97Jesser 激光器
98Yes!对!
99DG's fellasDG的伙计
100And yes, I am gonna pick Jokic是的,我要选小丑
101He's a 99 overall, how do I not pick him?他是一个99总, 我怎么不选他?
102Now, this next dunker has the choice to either take Wemba Nyama现在,这下一个dunker可以选择 要么带走温巴Nyama
103Or Zach Eady if they want that briefcase或者扎克・艾迪 如果他们想要那个公文包
104那个人会是Zach TTG
105Well, since my name's Zach, I'm gonna have to go with Victor Wemba Nyama既然我叫扎克 我就得跟维克多·温巴·恩山去
106All Zachs would make that choice所有扎克都会做出这样的选择
107All right, so the third place好吧,所以第三个位置
108Both dunks are really good, actually其实两个都不错
109The creativity impressed us创造力让我们印象深刻
110We are going to go and it was very close我们要去,它非常接近
111Third place is Jeffrey Balbuoy第三位是杰弗里・巴尔布依
112Dang, let's go!该死,我们走!
113I got a dilemma between Zach Eady and a briefcase and Taj Gibson扎克・艾迪和一个公文包和泰吉・吉布森之间有两难
114I have the lowest rated player currently我目前打分最低的球员
115But I have to take my chances但我必须冒险
116I'm taking Zach Eady and his briefcase我要带Zach Eady和他的公文包
117And on my first attempt at picking a card, I will pick Taj Gibson我第一次尝试选牌时 我会选泰吉·吉布森
118Nice, that's a great choice, honestly很好,这是个好选择,说实话
119I got Jokic我有笑话
120I'm not gonna lie, Lebron's getting old我不会撒谎的,李伯伦老了
121This team is quite slow这个队伍很慢
122But I feel like I have the best team right now但我现在觉得自己有最好的团队
123James needs something, bro詹姆斯需要的东西,兄弟
124His team is looking brutal over there他的队伍看起来很残忍
125Zach Eady,亚洲同胞兄弟
126Welcome to the team欢迎加入团队
127Definitely putting you in my starting lineup as the center肯定把你放在我开始排队的中间
128I'm actually very happy about that我其实很高兴
129But hopefully I'm more happy about what's in this briefcase但希望我更高兴 这公文包里有什么
130I'm very nervous for the briefcase我对公文包很紧张
131I consider taking it我考虑接受
132Force a trade between your team and another player's team强制您的团队和另一个玩家团队进行交易
133No!没有!
134Zach Eady 你是山羊吗?
135Kevin, I appreciate your appearance凯文,谢谢你的出现
136我必须去偷Lebron James
137Leave him alone!别烦他!
138I'm sorry, I know you don't even want to touch this card对不起,我知道你甚至不想碰这张卡
139I'm just gonna steal this我要偷这个
140If I get to sabotage another player如果我去破坏另一个玩家
141I'm sabotaging the dude in the Victor Webb and Yama jersey我在破坏维克多·韦伯和山西球衣里的家伙
142Lebron James 作为我开始的小前进
143Now remember boys, whoever has the best team simulated in 2K现在记住了,谁有最好的团队模拟在2K
144Wins the mystery boxes赢得神秘的盒子
145But whoever has the highest rated team by overall但总得分最高的球队
146Will get to choose one of the mystery boxes before we simulate in 2K在2K模拟之前,可以选择一个神秘的盒子
147So right now Zach has the highest overall team所以现在扎克拥有最高的整体团队
148So you would win a box这样你就能赢得一个盒子
149But we got a lot more challenges to get through但我们还有更多的挑战要克服
150This round we are playing for point guards这回合我们为守门员打球
151So we got SGA, Luka, TJ McConnell, Rob Dillingham我们得到了SGA,卢卡,TJ麦康奈尔,罗布・迪林汉姆
152And now the Luka card comes with the briefcase现在Luka的卡带公文包来了
153And I need to win this challenge because I lost Lebron Bond我需要赢得这场挑战 因为我失去了勒布朗邦德
154Jeff, you are my number one enemy now杰夫,你是我的头号敌人了
155Understandably, I respect it可以理解的,我尊重它
156This challenge is a timed race to make a pass, layup, free throw, and 3-pointer这场挑战是一场计时赛,以通过,跳跃,自由投球和三分球
157All right, Zach, are you ready?好了 Zach 你准备好了吗?
158Yes
159In 3, 2, 1, go!3,2,1,出发!
160Dude, we need Zach to do bad because he has the best team伙计,我们需要扎克做坏事 因为他有最好的团队
161Oh, I like this!哦,我喜欢这个!
162Jeff's pass is probably the hardest one杰夫的传球可能是最难的
163I don't think he's getting first我觉得他不是第一个
164Come on来吧
165This is embarrassing!真丢人!
166There it is!来了!
167Oh, whoa, whoa!哦,哇,哇! 呜!
168That counts, that counts这算数,那算数
169I thought he broke out of there我以为他从那里出来
170After the pass, Zach is going to lock in there过后,扎克会锁在那里
171Look at that你看那个
172Oh, come on, Zach!哦,来吧,扎克!
173This is a bad time!来不及了!
174You got Zach!扎克来了!
175You got this!你猜对了!
176Oh my goodness!天呐!
177Bro just got out of bed, no warm-up!兄弟刚下床,没有热身!
178Whoa, Zach!哇,扎克! 扎克! 扎克! 扎克! 扎克!
179This is bad!这是坏的!
180Okay, Zach!好吧,扎克! 来!
181This is bad!这是坏的!
182Whoa!哗!
183I was trying to support Zach there, but this is...我本来想支持Zach 但这是...
184Okay, there you go好,给你
185Wow
186Zach with a time of 43.8 seconds扎克时间43.8秒
187That was tough, guys真难熬,伙计们
188Jeff!杰夫! 贾夫!
189In three, two, one, go!3,2,1,开始!
190Oh, wait, did that go...哦,等待,这是去...
191I thought that was in我以为那是在
192There it is来了
193Jeff?杰夫吗?
194No, this is not good不,这是不好的
195He's looking real good他看起来不错
196Yeah, he's going quick对,他走得很快
197Oh boy哦,伙计
198He's going quick他动作很快
199Wait, Jeff, don't overthink it!等等,杰夫,别想太多!
200He's going so quick他开得这么快
201Jeff with a time of 16.5 seconds杰夫,时间16.5秒
202That shows how unlocked I was这说明我是如何解锁的
203I was wide open, dude我当时很开放,伙计
204Jesser, your time starts in杰瑟,你的时间开始
205Three, two, one, go!三,二,一,开始!
206Damn!该死!
207Whoa
208Yikes!哎哟!
209This is tough这太难了
210Wow!哗!
211No!没有!
212You can't overthink it你无法过度思考
213Whoa
214He did, he did, he did他,他这样做,他做到了
215Power lay权力铺开
216He don't be passing他不会经过的
217Wow
218Okay!没问题!
219Wow
220Please don't pass his soul请不要传他的灵魂
221Are you ready for a score of 19.9 seconds?你准备好19.9秒的得分了吗?
222Jesse, you are locked in for second place杰西,你被锁在第二位
223unless James has something to say about it除非詹姆士有话要说
224I think James could definitely pop off right here我觉得詹姆士肯定能从这里跳下来
225In three, two, one, go!3,2,1,开始!
226Phil, that was a dart菲尔,那是飞镖
227No, he's going for first不,他先出发
228He's going for first place他第一个去
229Oh my god, oh my godぱ摆ぱ摆
230Wait, oh my god单单ぱ摆
231Oh my god!天呐!
232That was a perfect run真是个完美的跑步
233James with a perfect run in a time of 12 seconds詹姆斯在12秒内跑得完美
234That is first place for James这是詹姆斯的第一个地方
235All right, with my pick好吧,用我的选择
236I'm gonna go with Luka Doncic我要和卢卡·唐西奇一起去
237Wow, bold哇,大胆的
238Bold, bold大胆,大胆
239Man's confident人很自信,你觉得呢?
240I'm aura farming at this point此时此刻我正在耕田
241because I'm gonna take SGA因为我要带SGA
242aka Falmerchant法尔默昌特
243aka Mr. Aura奥拉先生
244Man, Jess team is very good男人,杰西团队是非常好的
24512第12条
246Yeah, I'll take TJ好,我带TJ
247This is actually who I wanted这才是我想要的
248because I don't want my team to be super overpowered因为我不希望我的团队 超级压倒性
249True没错
250And just be like a straight target像个直立的目标
251So I'm gonna go with my boy Bobby Dillingham所以我要和我儿子鲍比·迪林汉姆一起去
252I wanna put him in the bench我要把他放在长凳上
253But I'm worried I'm gonna get a worse player但我担心我会得到一个更糟糕的球员
254So I'm gonna put TJ in the starting lineup for now所以现在我要让TJ开始排队
255Every time I look over at Jeff's section每次我看杰夫的栏目
256it pisses me off这让我很生气
257because I see Le Bon Bon因为我看到乐邦
258He was mine他属于我
259Maybe I'll find a way to get him back也许我会想办法救他回来
260SGA puts me in first place overallSGA把我放在第一位 总的
261I am a target now我现在成了目标了
262but putting him as my point guard却把他当作我的后卫
263And SGA puts me in first place with 275 overallSGA把我放在第一位 总共275个
264I got my boy Bobby我找到我儿子鲍比了
265I got faith in him我对他有信心
266I gotta put Luka as my point guard我得把卢卡当做我的后卫
267You guys see the teammates I have him with你们看看我和他在一起的队友
268All right, so my Luka came with a briefcase好吧,我的卢卡带着公文包来了
269So let's see what we got让我们看看我们有什么
270Make your opponent shoot with their offhand next round让你的对手用手拍下一轮
271I don't think he'll pick me我觉得他不会选我的
272because I have the worst team besides him因为我除了他还有最差劲的球队
273So I feel like I gotta go with Jeff所以我觉得自己得和杰夫一起去
274You're first, you're gonna be a target你第一个,你会成为目标
275And I'm gonna try my best我会尽力的
276I'm still locking in我还锁着呢
277I don't know what the challenge is我不知道什么是挑战
278So hopefully it's not like main hand shooting希望这不像主手射击
279This round we're playing for the shooting guard position这轮我们打 射击守卫位置
280We got Anthony Edwards, Amen Thompson, Duncan Robinson, Evan Fournier安东尼·爱德华兹 阿门·汤普森 邓肯·罗宾逊 埃文·弗尼尔
281who comes with the mystery briefcase谁带着神秘的公文包来
282This challenge will be 1v1 trivia to two points这场挑战将达到1比1的两点
283The host will ask a trivia question主持人会问一个三维问题
284Whichever player clicks the button gets to answer无论哪个玩家点击按钮都可以回答
285If they get it correct, they grab the ball and try to score如果他们说得没错,他们就抓住球,试着得分
286If they get it wrong, the defender grabs the ball and tries to score如果他们搞错了, 捍卫者抓住球,试图得分
287All right, trivia question number one好吧,三维第一问题
288Who is the highest ranked rookie currently in 2K25?2K25排名最高的菜鸟是谁?
289Castle城堡
290Force him right逼他右转
291Nice不错
292All right, you guys ready for trivia question number two?好了,你们准备好试第二题了吗?
293Who is the only player with a 99 ball handling attribute in 2K25?2K25中唯一拥有99球处理属性的球员是谁?.
294Kyrie凯莉
295The next question下一个问题
296What player is tied with John Moran with a 97 driving dunk attribute?什么样的玩家与约翰·莫兰捆绑在一起,拥有97个驾驶的Dunk属性?
297Anthony Edwards安东尼·爱德华兹
298Wow, this dude lives with the jab哇,这家伙住 与刺
299Whoa, whoa, what is going on right now?哇,哇,现在是怎么回事?
300Oh
301How many times has LeBron James been on the cover of 2K?勒布朗·詹姆斯曾几度登上2K的封面?.
302Two两个
303Oh my天呐
304No shot clock, James没有时钟,詹姆斯
305Oh yeah, get big哦,是的,大点
306Oh he's putting him right哦,他把他对了
307Oh good move, James好样的,詹姆斯
308Oh he shouldn't have pump it哦,他不该抽的
309He did the catch step他做了捕捉步骤
310What is the only NBA franchise with two players in the top 10 of overalls in 2K25?2K25总排名前10位的两名选手是哪一个NBA排行榜?.
311Oh, pump it哦,加油,加油,快点
312Lakers湖人队
313Oh, he got the jump on him哦,他得到了他的跳跃
314Nice move干得不错
315Come on, I just need one more来吧,我只需要一个
316What team has the highest overall ranking in 2K25?2K25总排名最高的是哪个球队?.
317Boston Celtics波士顿凯尔特人
318Oh yeah
319Oh, step back哦,退后一点
320On the most NBA 2K covered在NBA最覆盖的2K
321Michael Jordan迈克尔·约旦
322Hell no地狱没有
323What?你说什么?
324Good bucket不错的桶
325So everybody has one score which means the next time they score that's the place they're in所以,每个人都有一个分数 意味着他们下次的得分是他们所在的地方
326Who is the tallest active player in 2K25?2K25中最高的活跃球员是谁?.
327Lemon Yama山柠
328No没有
329All right, the question is好吧,问题是
330What former Kentucky Wildcat has the highest overall rating in 2K25?哪个前肯塔基州野猫在2K25的总评分最高?.
331Carl Anthony Towns卡尔·安东尼·汤斯
332Oh come on哦,来吧
333That was a horrible guess那真是一个可怕的猜测
334No没有
335Who was it?是谁?
336Shegil Just Alexander亚历山大
337I honestly didn't know he went there我真的不知道他去过那里
338All right guys好了,伙计们
339Who has the highest overall rating on the Toronto Raptors roster?多伦多猛禽名册上总评分最高的是谁?
340Scotty Barnes斯科蒂・巴恩斯
341Oh, he doesn't哦,他没有
342It is Brandon Ingram at 86我是布兰登·英格拉姆 86岁
343Scotty is 85斯科蒂是85岁
344Let's get deep深一点
345Let's go我们走吧
346I'll take it我来拿
347I need a shooting guard and no other than Ant-Man is gonna be added onto my team我需要一个射击守卫 除了"蚂蚁侠"之外 没有其他人会加入我的团队
348I am so excited我好兴奋
349Damn该死的
350That is great choice这是伟大的选择
351All right, I got second好吧,我得到了第二个
352Because I haven't had a briefcase yet因为我还没有手提箱
353Damn该死的
354It could be good这可能是很好的
355It could be bad可能会很糟
356But I'm gonna take the risk但我要冒这个险
357Go with Evan和埃文一起走,好吗?
358Damn, I'm not gonna lie妈的,我不会撒谎的
359I wanted to take him for the briefcase我想把他当公文包
360But honestly, I'm not mad for getting third and getting an 85 overall但说实话,我没有生气 获得第三和得到85总
361So I'll take a men所以,我要一个男人
362All right, I'm gonna go with my boy Duncan Robinson好,我要和我儿子邓肯·罗宾逊一起去
363You can shoot the three你可以射三个
364That's kind of what you need a shooting guard for这就是你需要枪手的原因
365It's a good fit next to Luca卢卡旁边很合身
366I don't want someone who's gonna shoot the ball too much我不希望有人射得太多球
367Because I really want the whole team to just play through Don Cicic因为我真的希望整个团队 刚玩过唐西西克
368This is looking beautiful bro这看起来真漂亮,兄弟
369My lowest rated player in my guard Shalal Ford area is 95 overall我卫兵沙拉尔福特区排名最低的球员 总共95名
370I'm winning the rest of the challenge我赢得了剩下的挑战
371I'm calling it now我现在就叫它
372There's no way I'm losing this我不会失去这个的
373I'm not mad about this我不为这个生气
374He's a great pickup for any lineup他是一个很好的皮卡 任何组合
375Let's be real让我们成为现实
376We need a defender我们需要一个捍卫者
377All right, now it's time for my briefcase好了,现在该用我的公文包了
378I'm hoping it's good我希望这很好
379We are about to find out我们马上就要知道了
380You get three shot attempts from the bucket squad logo你从水桶队的标志上拿了三枪
381If you make it, swap any player如果你成功,就换掉任何玩家
382Damn该死的
383There is a chance he misses all three他可能错过了三个
384If anybody can make this, it is definitely Zach如果有人能做到这一点,肯定是扎克
385And he's definitely stealing from me他绝对是在偷我的东西
386That's all就这样
387Okay, only has two attempts left好吧,只有两次尝试了
388This is where we have to focus这就是我们必须集中注意力的地方
389Lock in锁定
390Oh, one shot left还剩一枪
391All right, here we go好了,开始了
392I need this我需要这个
393Great shot, Zach扎克,射得好,射得好
394All right, let's see好吧,让我看看
395Jeff is souped right now杰夫现在喝多了
396Like actually going crazy像真的疯了
397James's team is abysmal詹姆士的球队非常糟糕
398Now Jesse现在杰西
399Whatever随便啦
400Jesse, Jesse, Jesse杰西,杰西,杰西,杰西,杰西,杰西
401A bunch of bums over here这里有一群流浪汉
402Don't forget whoever has the highest overall team gets a mystery box不要忘记,谁有最高的队伍 得到一个神秘的盒子
403And it's Jeff这是杰夫
404It is Jeff这是杰夫
405I know you're gonna steal one player我知道你要偷一个球员
406So I must plead the case所以我必须申辩
407Go ahead说吧
408I will leave your team alone for the rest of the video我会离开你的团队 剩下的视频
409And on top of that再说一遍
410If I do win the next challenge, I'll get a mid-tier player如果我赢了下一个挑战,我就会得到一个中级球员
411If I have a choice, I will put my team lower than you如果我有选择,我会让我的球队比你低
412So you get the guarantee mystery box所以,你得到保证的神秘盒
413I'm just trying to win我只是想赢
414And add something再来一点
415If we go up against each other如果我们互相对抗
416You have to allow me to score or get a stop你得让我得分或得到一站
417For the next one下一个
418The challenge挑战
419For the next one下一个
420For the next one as well下一个也是
421Down下来
422Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach扎克 扎克 扎克 扎克 扎克
423You already have Victor by the llama你已经有维克多了
424Why?为什么?
425Enjoy your center玩得开心点
426He doesn't go in center他不会在中间
427He's got Victor他抓了维克多
428He cannot actually get points他实际上拿不到分数
429All right, Yanni好了,亚尼
430Going over here走过来
431Wemby温比
432Gotta scooch over赶快过来
433Jokic开玩笑
434We used to have LeBron on this team我们曾经有勒布朗在这个团队
435We used to have Jokic on this team我们曾经有笑话 在这个团队
436Now this is our squad现在这是我们的班
437These two don't belong here这两个人不属于这里
438There's only three more rounds只剩三发子弹了
439Anything could happen什么都可能发生
440This round we're playing for our small forwards这轮我们打 我们的小前进
441We got Jalen Brown, Jimmy Butler, Dalton Connect, and Johnny Juzang贾伦·布朗、吉米·巴特勒、道尔顿·康纳和强尼·朱赞
442And remember boys记住男孩们
443We all need a lock-in我们都需要锁定
444Especially me特别是我
445Because we're gonna be using our teams at the end of the video因为我们在视频的最后会利用我们的团队
446To simulate against each other互相模拟
447That person will get the two NBA mystery boxes那个人会拿到两个NBA的神秘盒子
448So big round这么大圆
449This challenge is last to miss free throw wins这场挑战最后还是错过自由投赢
450But the twist is whoever wins it all但转弯就是谁赢
451Will get to choose who gets what small forwards for this round来选择谁能为这轮比赛获得多少小成绩
452Guys, only first place matters for this challenge伙计们,这个挑战只有第一要紧
453Don't miss不要错过
454James, I feel like we gotta team up詹姆斯,我觉得我们得组队
455I don't know how we team up in this challenge我不知道我们如何在这场挑战中合作
456I mean, we could heckle at the same time我的意思是,我们可以同时夹住
457Yeah, right, Zach是的,对,扎克
458The heckling didn't work地狱不起作用
459Let's go我们走吧
460There's one thing about Jesse杰西有一点
461He don't miss free throws他不会错过自由投球
462That's这是
463Yes, okay对,好
464Damn, is that a brick basketball, Zach?该死,那是砖篮球吗,扎克?
465This is the bucket squad jester ball这是水桶队的小丑球
466Yes
467Okay, I got you好,我来了
468Oh, watch your foot哦,小心脚
469I'll watch this我看着这个
470Oh, that's Jase哦,那是贾斯
471Yes, why does Jesse need to make it?是的,为什么杰西需要做到这一点?
472He missed他错过了
473Let's go我们走吧
474Brother versus brother here师兄对师兄
475No, me and Jains need this不,我和Jains需要这个
476Oh, that's off哦,这是关闭的
477Let's go我们走吧
478All right, Jains, you get to pick which player everyone gets好吧, Jains, 你选谁都得到
479Zach's team is stacked in the front courtZach的队伍被堆在前庭
480And Jeff's team is stacked in the back court杰夫的球队被堆在后院
481And it's a small forward round这是一小圈
482So this would have to be a historic backstab所以这一定是个历史性的后台
483For James to not give a Jimmy Butler詹姆斯不给一个吉米·巴特勒
484My team needs something我的团队需要一些东西
485I really needed that Jalen Brown, honestly我真的需要那个雅伦・布朗,说实话。
486Okay, Jeffrey, this is the selection I've made for you好吧,杰弗里,这是我为你做的选择
487Dalton Connect道尔顿连接
488Thank you, brother谢谢你,兄弟
489I don't really need a shooting guard small forward我不需要一个小前卫
490With Anthony Edwards和安东尼·爱德华兹
491So I'm putting him on my bench所以我把他放在我的长凳上
492What you got for me, James?你有什么给我,詹姆斯?
493I overheard you whispering我听到你低声说话
494You whisper loud你低声说话
495And you whisper the truth你悄悄地说出真相
496You're giving me Jalen Brown你给我雅伦·布朗
497I am
498Thank you谢谢
499I got you我扶着你
500Thank you谢谢
501你为什么给我Jalen Brown?
502I'd rather have Jimmy Butler我宁愿有吉米・巴特勒
503I'm so thankful非常感谢
504I love you我爱你
505You're welcome不用谢
506Thank you谢谢
507I'm hoping maybe James gives me Jimmy Butler我希望詹姆斯能给我吉米·巴特勒
508Oh, man, that is a seductive whisper哦,伙计,这是诱人的低语
509Zach, I remember we watched this guy in March Badness扎克,我记得我们在三月的坏事中 看过这个人
510We did没错
511I got you, Johnny Giuseppe我抓住你了,强尼・朱塞佩
512Yes, thank you very much, man是的,非常感谢,伙计
513I appreciate that谢谢
514This is my new and first bench player这是我新来的第一个长椅选手
515Which means I got one of my favorite players也就是说我有一个我最喜欢的球员
516Jimmy Butler吉米・巴特勒
517My team's overall is 408我队的总兵力是408人
518My team's overall is 415我队的总兵力是415人
519My team is a 439 overall我的队伍总共是439人
520And I'm in first place with 441我和441排在首位
521Now, whoever has the highest overall at the end of the challenges现在,谁在挑战结束时拥有最高的整体
522Will get one of the mystery boxes会得到一个神秘的盒子
523And the other two will go to the person who wins the simulation而另外两个将去 谁赢得模拟
524Now, boys, why don't we throw a bonus challenge in here现在,孩子们,我们何不在这里做个附加挑战?
525Right now, we all get one shot off the wall现在,我们都得到一枪 从墙上
526Whoever makes it can swap a player谁做它可以交换一个玩家
527Oh, I'm down我下来了
528Y'all down?你们都下来了吗?
529Wow
530Gotta risk it to get the biscuit要冒这个险才能拿到饼干
531I need this我需要这个
532Gotta line it up要排好队
533勒布朗语Name
534Oh, my gosh天呐
535Oh, no哦,没有
536When in doubt, say LeBron当怀疑的时候,说勒布朗
537It's gonna go in它会进去的
538(原始内容存档于2018-09-26). LeBron, James.
539Okay, Jeff, you get to swap a player好吧,杰夫,你可以换一个球员
540Definitely giving up Dalton Connect绝对放弃道尔顿连接
541Oh, my God天呐
542Biggest thing I need definitely is a center or a powerful我最需要的绝对是一个中心或强大的
543Jeff, don't waste your time杰夫,别浪费时间
544Let's just get it over with我们快结束吧
545It's fair这很公平
546I respect it我尊重这个
547You really do respect it?你真的尊重它吗?
548I respect it, yeah我尊重它,对
549There's no other centers you can get没有其他中心你可以得到
550You need a center power for it你需要一个中心的力量
551No one else has a center?没有人有中心?
552I got Taj Gibson我找到泰吉・吉布森了
553Who do you like better, Wemby or Jokic?你更喜欢谁 温比还是小丑?
554I feel like maybe I like Jokic a little better我觉得也许我更喜欢小丑
555Okay还好
556How did he not just take someone?他怎么不只带走一个人?
557What shenanigans do you two have going on你们俩到底怎么了?
558That he didn't just take Jokic?他不只是拿了小丑吗?
559哦,他给你Edie?
560That is huge好厉害啊
561That would have been nice if you could have done something like that for me如果你能为我做这种事就好了
562When you took my center当你占据我的中心
563Whoa
564Jeff, what are you doing over here?杰夫,你在这里做什么?
565Wait, what are you doing over here?等等,你在这里做什么?
566I'm messing with you我开玩笑的
567All right, so I'm not going to take your best guy好吧,所以我不会带走你的伴郎
568我带Victor Wemba Nyama 还给你Zach Edie
569Okay还好
570But I'm still honoring our choose但我还是尊重我们的选择
571I respect that我尊重这一点
572Giving you the highest overall给你最高的总和
573I don't know where you're going to put him我不知道你会把他放哪
574我偷了Victor Wemba Nyama唯一有权让他加入我的队伍
575I have his jersey on right now我现在有他的球衣
576Line up is looking godly排成一队看起来很神通
577Like everybody is so nice好像大家都这么好
578I feel so bad being the bad guy today今天做坏人真难受
579Zach let me steal from him even after the choose扎克让我从他那偷东西 即使选择之后
580Bro, get a court you two, jeez哥,你们两个去开场吧,天啊
581What does that mean?这是什么意思?
582Get a room找个房间
583You know what?你知道吗?
584James is on my enemy list詹姆斯在我的敌人名单上
585Why are you helping Zach?你为什么要帮Zach?
586What do you mean?你说什么?
587Why didn't you give him connect?你为什么不给他联系?
588Because he didn't steal from me因为他没有偷我的东西
589So what?那又怎样?
590It's a competition这是一场竞争
591James doesn't understand the game within the game詹姆士不懂游戏内涵
592Yeah, that's what I'm saying是啊,这就是我说的
593Jeff doesn't understand that there's two rounds left Zach杰夫不明白还有两发子弹 Zach
594So if you backstab him, he has no time to get back at you所以,如果你背着他, 他没有时间回来找你
595This round we are playing for our sixth man这轮我们为我们的第六人比赛
596We got Steph Curry, Peyton Pritchard, Nas Reed, and Rui我们有史黛芬・库里、佩顿・普里查德、纳斯・里德和瑞
597The Nas comes with the briefcase纳斯带公文包来了
598Last briefcase of the video is going to be the most extreme视频最后的公文包会是最极端的
599That's what I heard, word on the street这是我听到的,在街上说
600This is tough because only first place really gets a good card这很困难 因为只有第一位才有好牌
601And then there's the briefcase还有那个公文包
602So let's see what happens this round让我们看看这轮会发生什么
603We will be playing king of the court我们会扮演宫廷的王
604The first to get three points will get the first choice at the players第一个拿到三分的球员 就会在球员中获得第一选择
605Oh, that's a good drive哦,这是一个很好的驱动
606Let's go我们走吧
607Good move好样的
608Yes
609That was a great move动作不错
610One more再来一个
611I need this我需要这个
612I got locked in here我被锁在这里了
613You can't make it with the brick ball砖球打不下来的
614You're not like that你不是那样的
615Oh, I want you to哦,我想让你
616Oh
617Lock it锁上它
618Come on来吧
619You already know who I'm taking你已经知道我要带谁了
620Let's go我们走吧
621Damn该死的
622That was nice真不错
623Zach with the ball扎克带球
624T,t也.
625Shot射击
626Bucket弹匣
627I see the ball, boy我看见球了,小子
628I see it我看见了
629Two for Zach扎克两个
630You can get three right here你可以在这里得到三个
631Three in a row连续三个
632Okay还好
633Three in a row right here连续三个在这里
634Oh, good不错
635Good step好样的
636Zach with second扎克为第二
637He gets the second choice他有第二个选择
638Oh, that's a tough shot哦,这是一个艰难的机会
639Damn该死的
640Tough step back退后一点
641James with one詹姆斯一个
642James詹姆士 詹姆士 詹姆士
643Fade淡出
644Bucket弹匣
645Okay还好
646That's also a tough shot那也是个难得的机会
647Oh
648Yeah, one though是啊,虽然一个
649Bucket弹匣
650Tied two to two绑到2到2
651Don't forget别忘了
652You're competing for the briefcase here你在这里竞争公文包
653Jeff corner杰夫转角
654He lets it open他把它打开了
655Bounce is in弹跳在
656All right好吧,我们走
657Let me take y'all through my thought process让我把你们都带到我的思想中去
658I get the first pick我得到第一个选择
659Obviously, Steph Curry, highest overall显然,史黛芬咖哩,总体最高
660I've given up on having the highest overall team我放弃了拥有最高团队
661Dead last in that死了最后一个在那
662I need at least one center我需要至少一个中心
663And Nas Reid is a beast纳斯·里德是个野兽
664And he comes with this他带着这个
665So I'm taking it所以我要买
666That's a good choice不错的选择
667Very smart非常聪明
668I'm not even going to say anything我什至不打算说什么
669Also not going to say much也没什么好说的
670I actually really needed Rui or Nas我真的需要瑞或纳斯
671So I'm glad to have gotten either one of them所以,我很高兴 得到了其中之一
672This might be the biggest day for my team这可能是我队最大的一天
673We finally got our center我们终于得到了我们的中心
674If there was no briefcase如果没有公文包
675I probably would have took Curry我大概会吃咖喱
676But this is the main reason I took him但这是我带走他的主要原因
677Honestly, if this is swap teams or something老实说,如果这是互换团队什么的
678That would be ideal这样最好
679All right好吧,我们走
680I'm tempted to add him into the lineup我想把他加到队伍里
681Because 82 overall is really good因为整个82个都很好
682But I'm confident不过,我有信心
683I have a good chance of winning the next challenge我有机会赢下一场挑战
684Putting him to the bench把他放在长椅上
685老兄,那有Steph Curry吗?
686Bro, what a team大哥,这队真厉害
687That boy lost Steph那个男孩失去了斯蒂芬
688It's my guy这是我的人
689I might not have the best team我可能没有最好的团队
690But I do feel like mine is low-key但我确实觉得我的低调
691Becoming the most well-rounded out of all of these teams成为所有这些队伍中最出色的
692All right好吧,我们走
693Moment of truth真理的时刻
694What is in here?这里有什么?
695Okay还好
696He's smiling他笑着
697Oh, I like what I'm seeing哦,我喜欢我看到的东西
698Select one player on each team在每个团队中选择一名玩家
699To put back on the court for the next challenge重新上法庭迎接下次的挑战
700So for my team对我的团队来说
701I'm gonna pick Dillingham我要选狄灵翰
702He's gonna go back out there他会回去的
703He could still pick our best players他仍然可以挑选我们最好的球员
704But we have a chance to get them back但我们有机会把他们找回来
705James, since you blessed me with Jalen Brown詹姆士 既然你为我祝福雅伦·布朗
706I'll let you choose who I put back我让你选择我放谁回去
707Luca or Jimmy卢卡或吉米
708Not Tosh不是托什语
709Jimmy吉米 吉米 吉米 吉米 吉米
710Jimmy, okay吉米,好吗?
711We're gonna put Jimmy back on the floor我们要让吉米回到地板上
712That was catastrophic for my team这对我的团队来说是灾难性的
713Jeff, who do you want me to take?杰夫,你要我带谁?
714Don't care无所谓
715I'm taking LeBron我要带勒布朗去
716This is originally mine这原本是我的
717So he's coming back to me somehow所以他总有一天会回来找我
718You know what?你知道吗?
719You don't need to come on你不需要来
720I'm gonna take Steph off your team我要把史黛芬从你的队伍里带走
721He's going back onto the basketball court他要回篮球场了
722Back to no guards没有警卫
723For this final round最后一轮
724We have the four players chosen spread across the court我们选的四位球员遍布整个球场
725Along with four wild card players和四个玩家一起
726That won't be revealed until a shot is made拍到镜头前是不会透露的
727The contestants will take turns shooting from the different cards参赛者将轮流从不同的牌上射击
728If they make it如果他们成功了
729They get the player from the spot they shot他们把球员从他们射击的地方
730Once the contestant gets two players一旦选手有两名选手
731Their team is complete他们的队伍已经全部完成
732For this round为这轮
733The lowest rated team will be shooting first排名最低的球队将先开球
734All the way down to the highest rated team一直到最高等级的球队
735So James, you'll be going first所以,詹姆斯,你会先走
736Then me礛и
737Then Zach然后,扎克会
738Then Jeff那杰夫怎么办?
739And now whoever has the highest rated team而现在谁拥有最高的队伍
740Will get to open one of the mystery boxes会打开一个神秘的盒子
741Then the other two will go to the winner of the simulation然后另外两人将前往模拟赛的胜者
742This is probably the most important round yet这可能是最重要的一轮
743James, you're up first詹姆斯,你先起来
744I feel like I have the lowest rated team我觉得自己有 最低的评分球队
745I'm in no position to take a risk我无法冒险
746So I have to go for LeBron所以,我必须去 勒布朗
747James locked in詹姆斯锁在里面
748LeBron is old勒布朗已经老了
749So are Gramps爷爷也是
750Oh my god天呐
751He's crazy他疯了
752Oh my god天呐
753You almost made it你差点就成功了
754I put LeBron on the floor for a reason我把勒布朗放在地上是有原因的
755Because I want to get him因为我想得到他
756All right, I can make this好吧,我可以做到这一点。
757I like it我喜欢
758Oh no哦,没有
759Just give me one more chance再给我一次机会
760He could get both他可以得到两个
761No, no, no, no没有,没有,没有,没有
762Oh my god天呐
763All right, game time好吧,游戏时间
764Oh, I like this我喜欢这个
765Oh, is he still going for LeBron?哦,他还是要去 勒布朗?
766Fade away?消失吗?
767Yeah
768All right, the question now is现在的问题是
769There's still the upside down cards还有倒挂的牌
770It could still be someone crazy可能还是个疯子
771There has to be one all-star under those这下面一定有一颗全明星
772Jimmy Butler吉米・巴特勒
773I got to get Steph我要去找史蒂芬,我去找史蒂芬
774Steph斯黛尔
775That's it就这样
776Back rim后边
777Are you kidding me?你在开玩笑吧?
778Good pass传得好
779This is why这就是为什么
780You don't mess with me, man你不惹我,伙计
781Oh my god天呐
782They both got their players back他们都把球员找回来了
783This is bad这太糟了
784Tell the boys告诉孩子们
785If he's not gone by this round如果他没经过这回合
786I'm taking him我带他走
787I can get Jimmy back我可以把吉米找回来
788Come on来吧
789He made it他来了
790Bro, I can't hit a shot哥,我打不中枪
791I need to hit a shot我需要打一针
792Oh, he's going for half?哦,他去一半吗?
793Yeah
794Don't take this from me别拿走这个
795Shut up闭嘴
796Don't be anyone good别做好事
797Oh my god天呐
798Is that LeBron James?那是勒布朗・詹姆斯吗?
799Thank god I didn't make that half court shot谢天谢地,我没有让 半场拍摄
800Okay, I'm thankful for my brick of a jump shot好吧,我很感激我的砖 跳跃镜头
801And Zach's team is complete扎克的队伍也完成了
802So he can't shoot anymore所以他不能再开枪了
803I've done my calculations我算过了
804This is gonna make my team the best team这会让我的团队成为最佳团队
805Oh
806Please
807If this is a 90 over如果这是90度以上
808I'm gonna be sick我会生病的
809Solid固态
810Not good, not great不好,不好吗?
811And I'm adding Bradley Beal into my two guards我要把布拉德利·比尔加进我的两个守卫
812Sliding everybody down让大家都滑下去
813And this is my team这是我的团队
814Only four players left只剩下四个人
815It's just down to me and James由我和詹姆士决定
816I think it's clear Jimmy Butler我觉得吉米·巴特勒已经很清楚了
817Doesn't want to be on my team anymore不想再加入我的队伍了
818I hope this is somebody good我希望他是个好人
819You made it你来了
820Please be bad麻烦你了
821He doesn't look happy他看起来不开心
822Oh, he looks happy他看起来很快乐
823He looks confused他看起来很困惑
824He looks happy他看起来很开心
825No没有
826He's faking it他在装
827What is it, James?这是什么,詹姆斯?
828I don't want to show you guys我不想给你们看
829What is it?这是什么?
830Oh, that's tough哦,这很难
831Jess, there's no way there's three cards bad杰西,不可能有三张坏牌
832I need to make this我需要做这个
833It's gonna be the biggest shot of the day for me这将是我今天最大的机会
834No, I think there's no way不,我觉得没有办法
835Oh, he rattled it in哦,他敲响它英寸
836Please don't be late请不要迟到
837Jalen Brunson雅伦·布伦森
838I'm happy with it我很高兴
839It's a 90 overall总共90个
840I needed a point guard我需要个防守
841I'm happy我很高兴
842All right好吧,我们走
843I literally have to get Jimmy Butler or I'm cooked我一定要得到吉米・巴特勒,否则我煮熟了
844Just Dillingham and Jimmy Butler left迪林汉姆和吉米巴特勒走了
845James, I also really need Jimmy Butler詹姆士,我还需要吉米・巴特勒
846Please don't make this请不要做这个
847Let's go我们走吧
848Jimmy's back, baby吉米回来了,宝贝
849And you ended up with Rob again, dude你最后又和罗布在一起了 伙计
850Welcome back to the squad, Rob欢迎回到小队,罗布
851All right, boys好了,孩子们
852This is my team here这是我的团队
853We got Bronnie James我们有布朗尼・詹姆斯
854Johnny Jizang强尼强江
855Our starting point guard我们的起点守卫
856We're going with Wardell我们和沃德尔一起去
857Stephen Curry斯蒂芬·库里
858Shooting guard射击警卫
859We have Evan Fournier我们有埃文·弗尼埃
860然后我们有了Yannis Antetokounpo, 狗
861And then we got Mr. MVP himself然后我们得到了MVP先生自己
862Nikola Jokic尼古拉·约克
863And then we got my boy Zach Edy然后我们找到我儿子扎克・伊迪
864I'm Zach我是扎克,我是扎克,我是扎克,我是扎克,我是扎克
865He's Zach他叫扎克,他叫扎克 他叫扎克,他叫扎克
866We get doves我们有鸽子
867That's what we do我们就是这样
868This is my squad这是我的小队
869All right好吧,我们走
870This is my team这是我的团队
871Starting with SGA at the point guard从SGA开始,从守点开始
87285 overall共计85
873Bradley Beal布拉德利·比尔
874Anthony Edwards, 95安东尼·爱德华兹,95岁
8759696 (韩语).
876Boom, boom, boom
877And Victor Wembenyama维克多·温本山
878The legend on my team我队的传奇
879On the bench在长椅上
880We have Peyton Pritchard我们有佩顿·普里查德
881And Dalton Connect和道尔顿连接
882Overall, this looks like an all-star team总的来说,这看起来像一个全明星团队
883And let's see if I win看看我赢了没有
884All right好吧,我们走
885You know what my team's about你知道我的球队是什么
886是关于Luka Doncic的
887Doing everything♪ 做一切
888No one else is allowed to touch the ball不准别人碰球
889We got Duncan Robinson for shooting邓肯・罗宾逊开枪了
890Jimmy Butler for toughness吉米·巴特勒的坚强
891Taj Gibson for toughness泰吉・吉布森的强硬
892Bull Bull because I need a big body公牛因为我需要大身材
893We got Rui off the bench我们把瑞从长凳上弄下来了
894And we got Ant-Man我们有蚂蚁侠
895Antonio Rees安东尼奥·里斯
896My team's total overall is 577我队的总人数是577人
897But the thing is但问题是
898I think once we actually put them in 2K我想一旦我们真的把它们放在2K
899His rating is going to go up他的评级会上升
900Not sure about TJ不确定关于TJ
901But I got Jalen Brunson但我有贾伦布伦森
902And Jalen Brown还有雅伦·布朗
903Amen Thompson阿门·汤普森
904Nas Reed纳斯里德
905Honestly, I feel like my team will gel well together老实说,我觉得我的团队会融洽在一起
906A lot of times in 2K with simulation经常用模拟2K
907It's about the team chemistry这是关于团队化学的
908There's not a big shot I win this video没有什么大不了的 我赢了这个视频
909But there is a chance但有机会
910Our teams are fully complete我们的队伍已经全部完成
911And Jeff had the highest overall team by rating杰夫有最高的整体团队 通过评级
912So you get to pick out one of the boxes所以你可以挑一个盒子
913The other two will go to the winner of the simulation另外两个会去模拟赛的胜者
914I want to give a shout out to Zach我想对扎克大喊大叫
915I would not be here if he didn't do it earlier他不早点动手我就不来了
916So I'm going to choose this box所以我要选这个盒子
917What does it have to do with Zach?这和Zach有什么关系?
918He didn't steal from me他没有偷我的东西
919Should have stolen from him早该偷他东西的
920You messed up你搞错了
921And Zach, this is belonging to youZach 这是属于你的
922You're giving it to him?你要给他吗?
923Yep, whatever's in that box对,盒子里的东西
924I'm okay with winning the next two boxes下两箱我赢没问题
925Because my team has high odds因为我的队伍有很高的概率
926It's all you都怪你,你来
927Wow
928Open it up打开它
929Merry Christmas, gang圣诞快乐,伙计们
930Whoa
931Wait a minute单
932Wait单单
933Maybe you could have one of those也许你可以拥有其中之一
934Larry Bird拉里・伯德
935拉里·伯德签了个Devin Booker Bobblehead
936一个新手Joff PSA 10
937Mint薄荷
938Oh boy哦,伙计
939You've been blessed你被祝福过
940This gets better这样好多了
941Yeah
942Jamal Murray signed贾迈勒·穆雷签字
943Dude, my team has to lock in for the rest of the video伙计,我的团队必须锁定 其余的视频
944Kevin Durant signed Jersey凯文·杜兰特签了新泽西
945Dude, you just blessed him哥们,你只是祝福他
946Bro, I'll tell you what哥,我跟你说
947If I win, I'll give you one of those boxes如果我赢了,我给你一个盒子
948Thank you bro谢谢你,兄弟
949All right, let's take our teams to 2K and simulate this好吧,让我们带我们的团队 到2K并模拟这个
950All right, so my team is the Clippers好吧,所以我的团队是克利珀斯人
951Once I put them in 2K, a couple of the players went up有一次我把它们放在2K, 几个球员上场了
952Like Brunson's a 93, Amen's an 88像布伦森93,阿门88
953And Nasrid is an 83 instead of a 78而纳斯里德是83而不是78
954So I'm happy with my team所以我对我的团队很满意
955And each person's bench has to play at least 10 minutes每个人的长凳都要至少10分钟
956So I gave Dillingham an extra six minutes所以我给了迪林汉姆六分钟
957I'm the Miami Heat我是迈阿密热
958And my guys kind of stayed the same rating wise我的手下也保持同样的高分
959Rui is up to an 81鲁伊要81分了
960Which I'm pretty stoked about我非常兴奋
961Taj Gibson, unfortunately, is 73泰吉・吉布森不幸是73岁
962And we're going to let Rui play a lot of basketball我们要让鲁伊打很多篮球
963I am the Los Angeles Lakers我是洛杉矶湖人
964And my starting five will play 44 minutes each我开始5分钟,每分钟44分钟
965Because everyone is pretty well-rounded因为每个人都很整齐
966And my bench is going to play 10 minutes each我的长椅要各打10分钟
967And not much else to say也没什么好说的
968I got the Cavs我得到了Cavs队
969Not too bad还不赖
970I think Evan Fournier, he went down three我觉得埃文·弗尼耶 他倒下了3次
971Yannis stayed the same扬尼斯没变
972Jokic went down one小丑倒下了一个
973Zach Eady倒下了两个
974So not what we had hoped所以不是我们所希望的
975We're going to simulate the first half of the season我们要模拟上半个赛季
976All right, good luck everybody好吧,祝大家好运
977Well, you know, Dallas Mavericks has a better record than me达拉斯·马弗瑞克斯的记录比我好
978Wait, James and Jeff have the same record等等,詹姆斯和杰夫也有同样的记录
979And I'm not far behind you guys我离你们不远
980What?你说什么?
981I have three players averaging 30-plus我有三个球员 平均30加
982Brunson和Jalen Brown显然在我的队里举重
983But Nas Reid is coming in clutch但纳斯·里德正在离合
984Let's go, Luca我们走,卢卡
98542 a game42个游戏
986Oh my god, bro哦,我的上帝,哥们
987You have four players averaging 20-plus你有四个球员 平均20加
988Bro, you have too many stars大哥,你这星星太多了
989All right, man, let's go to the playoffs好吧,伙计,让我们去 季后赛
990Oh, I was right behind you, Zach我当时就在你后面 Zach
991James is in second詹姆士排在第二位
992So Zach had the best record, 69-13Zach的成绩最好 69 -13
993Then James and then Jeff然后詹姆士,然后杰夫
994And then I was fifth那时我第五岁
995All right, we're going to simulate the first round好吧,我们要模拟第一回合
996Okay, everyone made it past the first round好了,大家都过了第一轮
997As expected如预期
998Okay, I did好吧,我这样做
999Okay, so now we're in the semi-finals of the playoffs好了,现在我们进入季后赛的半决赛
1000I'm going against Jeff我要对付杰夫
1001And James and Zach are facing off詹姆士和扎克正面对着
1002I'm one我是一个
1003Luca, I'm up卢卡,我起来了
1004Yes, no, no是的,没有,没有
1005No, my team's been eliminated不,我的队伍已经被淘汰了
1006Oh, James tied it哦,詹姆士绑好了
1007James 7詹姆斯7号
1008我得到了Luca Doncic,来吧
1009Yes
1010I'm facing off against James in the finals我在决赛中面对詹姆斯
1011Let's see what Luca averaged, man让我们看看卢卡的平均水平,伙计
101244, nine and nine44、9和9个
1013This is insane这太疯狂了
1014All right, winner gets these two mystery boxes好,赢家得到这两个神秘的盒子
1015Let's go我们走吧
1016Game one游戏一
1017Sweep them扫扫他们
1018Yes
1019Nine and one九个和一个
1020I'm going two and two我要两两
1021Two and two二两
1022Three, two3,2号
1023End him杀了他
1024Oh, okay, last step哦,好吧,最后一步,我们走
1025James 7, it all comes down to this詹姆士7号,事情是这样的
1026We're doing simcast我们正在做模拟
1027This is two mystery boxes这是两个神秘的盒子
1028Let's go, Taj我们走,泰姬
1029Hey, this is back and forth嘿,这是前后
1030Uh-oh
1031Oh, James is pulling away詹姆士要离开了
1032Oh my Godぱ摆
1033James is pulling away詹姆士要离开
1034No way不会吧
1035There's no way, bro没办法,兄弟
1036And James' team somehow beats Jeff's team詹姆斯的球队不知何故战胜了杰夫的球队
1037I don't know how我不知道怎样
1038And now it's time to open the mystery box现在是时候打开神秘的盒子了
1039Damn该死的
1040You got two of them你有两个
1041You got two boxes, bro你有两个箱子,兄弟
1042Box number one插文1号
1043Oh, a lot of Bucket Squad, baby哦,很多巴基特小队,宝贝
1044Yes, sir是,长官
1045Another Bucket Squad Lakers hoodie又一个湖人小队的连帽衫
1046Let's go我们走吧
1047Bro got the NBA collection哥拿了NBA的收藏
1048You got all the teams你得到了所有的团队
1049Lakers, Knicks, Mavericks, Celtics湖人、尼克斯、马华、凯尔特人
1050And that collection is sold out, James藏品卖光了,詹姆斯
1051All right, and box number two好,二号盒子
1052Damn该死的
1053The sign shake招牌摇摆
1054Gilgis Alexander吉尔吉斯·亚历山大
1055I got a ball signed by somebody我得到了一个球签名的人
1056Hey, that's a Hall of Famer, bro嘿,那是法默尔堂,兄弟
1057No cheeks没有脸颊
1058Okay, let's go好,我们走
1059And I got the Yanis signed photo我拿到亚尼斯签名的照片
1060I hope you guys did enjoy this video我希望你们真的喜欢这段视频
1061Shout out James taking the dub詹姆士大喊大叫拿哑巴
1062That was absolutely insane这绝对是疯了
1063You are going to love these other basketball videos popping up你会爱上其他的篮球视频的
1064Trust me, they are fire相信我,他们是火
1065Subscribe if you haven't如果你没有订阅
1066We'll see you in the next one我们下次见
1067Peace和平
1068Yi, J,桑,廉
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