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0:00Hello everybody and welcome to the John Pang Show aka the John Pang Podcast.大家好,欢迎来到约翰庞秀
0:07I'm very happy to see you all here and we have a lot to talk about today and I'm very excited to我很高兴看到你们在这里 今天有很多事情要谈 我很兴奋
0:13be with you here tonight or today or evening or morning whatever it is for you.今晚或今天、傍晚或早晨 都与你同在 不论你需要什么
0:18So guys and girls I'm having some issues right now.所以,男人和女孩 我现在有一些问题。
0:24I'm having a bit of an identity crisis.我有点身份危机
0:28Have you ever been in a situation where you just don't know who you are or what you're supposed to你曾经有过一个情况 你只是不知道你是谁 或者你应该做什么
0:36be or what you're supposed to be doing and then you get in this situation where you start copying或者你该做什么 然后你就陷入了 开始复制的境地
0:45other people.别人。
0:46You start looking at what other people are doing.你开始看别人在做什么。
0:50You start doing what they're你开始做他们是什么
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1Hello everybody and welcome to the John Pang Show aka the John Pang Podcast.大家好,欢迎来到约翰庞秀
2I'm very happy to see you all here and we have a lot to talk about today and I'm very excited to我很高兴看到你们在这里 今天有很多事情要谈 我很兴奋
3be with you here tonight or today or evening or morning whatever it is for you.今晚或今天、傍晚或早晨 都与你同在 不论你需要什么
4So guys and girls I'm having some issues right now.所以,男人和女孩 我现在有一些问题。
5I'm having a bit of an identity crisis.我有点身份危机
6Have you ever been in a situation where you just don't know who you are or what you're supposed to你曾经有过一个情况 你只是不知道你是谁 或者你应该做什么
7be or what you're supposed to be doing and then you get in this situation where you start copying或者你该做什么 然后你就陷入了 开始复制的境地
8other people.别人。
9You start looking at what other people are doing.你开始看别人在做什么。
10You start doing what they're你开始做他们是什么
11doing.开始
12You start to see them a little bit similar to them.你开始看到他们 有点类似于他们。
13This is my situation right now and I am very happy that you are all here to listen to what I have to我现在的情况就是这样,我很高兴你们都在这里听我说的话
14say.说吧
15So guys and girls I've been having a crisis about which direction this podcast is supposed to所以,男人和女孩 我有一个危机 关于什么方向 这个播客应该
16go.开始
17I've been going in all directions.我到处走
18At first episode one I was talking to you about okay hey第一集我跟你谈了一下好吗?
19guys I'm going to start a podcast and then I did a self-introduction told you about my history伙计们,我要开始播客 然后我做了自我介绍 告诉你我的历史
20and then I got a bit more serious and I started talking about learning stuff you know vocabulary然后,我得到了一点 更认真,我开始谈论学习的东西 你知道词汇
21English teaching and public speaking stuff and then something happened.英语教学和公开演讲,然后发生了一些事情。
22Actually when I started其实我开始的时候
23going that direction I noticed that actually people unsubscribed from my podcast.我注意到有人不认购我的播客
24This is the这是
25data.数据。
26That made me curious.这让我好奇。
27It made me think what exactly do you want from me?这让我觉得 你到底想从我这里得到什么?
28What kind of person什么样的人
29are you?是吗?
30What kind of person am I?我是什么样的人?
31So it's really got me thinking which direction I want to go for所以,这真的让我想到 我想走的方向
32podcast.播客们
33Do I want to be serious?我是认真的吗?
34Do I want to be funny?我想搞笑吗?
35Do I want to be silly?我想傻吗?
36Do I want to be crazy?我想疯了吗?
37Do I want to be annoying?我想烦人吗?
38Do I want to be more on the Asian side?我是不是更想站在亚洲一边?
39More on the western side?西边还有吗?
40I think the result is I think I just got to do me.我想结果就是我想我必须做
41I got to be me baby.我必须成为我的宝贝。
42I got to do我必须这么做
43the most natural thing possible and that is just to talk about whatever's on my mind.最自然的事情 可能,那只是谈论 任何我的想法。
44You see I was researching a bunch of different podcasts and I told myself okay I got to have你看,我在研究 一堆不同的播客 我告诉自己,好吧,我得有
45like a theme.像一个主题。
46I got to have some sort of topic for each episode.我每集都要讲一些话题
47I got to do this format A, B, C, D,我得做这个格式的A,B,C,D,
48E, F, G. I realized that no I don't.E,F,G,我意识到我没有。
49No I don't.不,我没有。
50I just got to do whatever comes out the top of我只要做点什么
51my head and you know what I like that idea because honestly that is naturally who I am我的头,你知道我喜欢这个想法 因为老实说,那自然就是我是谁
52and there were a few comments that actually really touched my heart.有一些评论真的触动了我的心。
53Somebody said I love有人说我爱
54to hear you ramble.听到你废话。
55Excuse me.对不起。
56I love to hear you ramble.我喜欢听到你胡言乱语
57It basically means I just like to hear基本上就是说我喜欢听
58you go blah blah blah blah.你走的东西。
59и尺舧钮 ram
60Okay well thank you very much.好吧,非常感谢。
61Another又一个
62person said I just like to hear you speak and I like to shadow you.有人说我喜欢听你说话 我喜欢跟踪你
63I like to hear your thoughts.我喜欢听你的想法。
64I like the way you tell stories so I'm okay with that.我喜欢你讲故事的方式 所以我不介意
65In fact nobody really commented on my last事实上,没有人真正评论我的最后
66two episodes where I was all serious in teacher mode and in corporate trainer mode saying wow两集我都是严肃的老师模式 和公司教练模式说哇
67thank you for sharing.谢谢你的分享。
68Wow that was so professional.哇,那是那么专业。
69Wow.珃
70Now actually most of the comments and现在实际上大部分的评论和
71feedback I've gotten about the podcast has been I just like to hear you ramble.我得到的关于播客的反馈 就是我喜欢听到你胡言乱语
72So with that said所以说
73we're gonna ramble.我们要大打出手了
74Okay we're gonna ramble ramble ramble and I'm very happy to tell you好吧,我们要去拉拉拉拉拉拉 我很高兴告诉你
75we're gonna make this podcast an hour because somebody got mad at me.我们要让播客一小时 因为有人生我的气
76They were like hey bro他们就像嘿兄弟
77why is it so short?为什么这么短?
78I'm sorry bro I'm a busy guy but I realize that honestly true for me when I'm对不起,兄弟,我很忙,但我意识到,真的对我来说,当我是
79talking about podcasts I thought about okay what is the why do I listen to podcasts and honestly谈论播客,我想好为什么我听播客 说实话
80I notice that I don't really listen to podcasts because I want to listen to something specifically.我注意到,我并不真正听播客 因为我想听 具体的东西。
81I just want to listen to something in the background when I'm washing the dishes right我只是想在洗碗的时候听听背景里的东西
82when I'm maybe studying when I'm working when I'm taking a you get what I mean when当我可能学习 当我工作的时候 当我服用一个 你得到我的意思
83I'm using the bathroom when I'm in the shower I just want something to listen to in the background.我在洗澡的时候在用洗手间 我只想在后台听点东西
84So I hope that I can be your background noise and I hope that my rambling is not所以我希望我可以做你的背景噪音 我希望我的废话不是
85too incoherent for you.对你来说太不协调了
86I hope it is okay with you okay.我希望你没事
87So going forward I'm just going to do me所以往前走,我只想做我
88I'm just going to say and talk about naturally what's off the top of my head and I also want我只想自然地说说 我头顶上的东西 我也想要
89to talk to you about some stuff I've experienced recently some stories some gossip all types of和你谈谈一些东西 我最近经历了一些故事 一些流言蜚语
90things all right now before we move on you can tell me in the comments wherever you're listening在我们继续前,你可以在评论中告诉我 无论你在哪里听
91what exactly do you want from me are you okay with this format are you okay me just rambling你到底想从我这里得到什么... ...你同意这个格式...
92are you okay with just the style that I'm going for right now because that's the best I can do你不介意我现在就去的风格 因为那是我所能做的
93it's just naturally me okay what I want to talk to you about today is some stuff that happened to今天我想跟你谈的是一些事情
94me recently I'm going to call some of you out I'm not saying it's you but I'm going to call some我最近要打电话给你们中的一些人 我不是说是你 但我会打电话给他们
95you out I want to ask you a question what do you consider rude what do you consider rude maybe我想问你,你认为什么是粗鲁,你认为什么是粗鲁,也许
96you're a rude person or maybe you're the type of person that says oh that's so rude okay so I'm你是一个粗鲁的人或 也许你是那种 说哦,这太粗鲁了 好吧,所以我
97going to say a few things in this podcast today and don't get mad if it includes you okay first今天在这个播客里说几句话 不要生气,如果它包括你先好
98I want to talk about gym etiquette okay so recently I was at the gym you know I try to go我想说说健身礼仪 最近我在健身房 你知道我想去的
99two to three times a week and I've recently enjoyed a new gym I like it a lot you know it's一周两三次,我最近还喜欢新健身房,我很喜欢,你知道的
100it's not easy to find a good gym right so the price is okay the equipment is amazing the找到一个好健身房不容易 所以价格是好的 设备是惊人的
101atmosphere is great but but but but we have some bad eggs in this gym have you ever been to the气氛很好,但是我们有些坏蛋 在这个健身房里 你去过吗?
102gym and you see something that just annoys you right there's a few things okay so let me start健身房,你看到的东西 只是让你烦恼 有一些事情是好的 让我开始
103my story here okay so first of all why do people not put their weights away why why is it when我在这里的故事是好的 所以首先 为什么人们不放下重担
104somebody is done with the wrecks is done with the barbell is done with their dumbbells why can't有人被打倒了 被打倒了 被打倒了 被打倒了
105put it back why why can't they put their plates back tell me why why what what why what kind of把它放回去 为什么他们不能把盘子放回去 告诉我为什么
106person does that suckers like me I get to clean up after them they just get in there一个人做像我这样的混蛋 我得到清理 他们刚刚得到那里
107right and they just leave their stuff all over the place and then me oh it's my turn now对,他们把东西都丢在地上 然后轮到我了
108oh oh oh I gotta clean it back for them right so why do it let me ask you a question if you're哦,哦,我得清理回来 他们的权利,所以为什么它让我问你 如果你是
109watching right now is it you if you're listening right now is it you do you do that because I'm现在看的是你,如果你现在在听... ...你这样做是因为我
110calling you out right now put your stuff back put your plates back bro rack them back up put the现在叫你出去 把东西放回去 把你的盘子放回去 哥们 把盘子放回去
111bells back bro enough of that stop it that's number one number two when I was at the gym today今天我在体育馆的时候 已经是第二名了
112some guy was live streaming now as a content creator I'm okay with live streaming in public有人在现场直播 作为内容的创作者 我对公众现场直播很满意
113if you've seen any of my videos I do ridiculous stuff in public some may say crazy stuff okay I如果你看过我的任何视频... ...我在公众场合做一些可笑的事... ...有人可能会说一些疯狂的事情...
114dress as wait I dress as waiters in restaurants okay I make I yell out in public I do crazy穿好衣服,我穿好在餐馆服务生... ...好吧,我让我大喊大叫,我疯了
115things right I wear costumes I film in public all the time but but but but there's a few things我经常在公众场合拍戏 但有些事情
116here when I film in public I do not have any of the other people in the video that's very important我公开拍电影的时候 视频里没有其他人
117because I respect people's privacy okay they're not in the videos okay and if they accidentally因为我尊重人们的隐私... ...他们不在录像里...
118are you know if someone's there I make sure that we we change the camera angle or you know maybe你知道如果有人在那里... ...我保证我们改变镜头角度... ...或者你知道也许
119I might ask them like just say I'm sorry I'm gonna do a video I just need one minute is that okay I'm我可能会问他们,比如说,我很抱歉 我要做一个视频 我只要一分钟
120so sorry about that okay I'm truly trying to you know bother people because I'm the I'm the one对不起,好吧,我真的想告诉你 烦人,因为我是一个人
121being the the the a-hole honestly doing crazy stuff in public streaming I think is a different老实说,在公共流媒体里做疯狂的事情,我觉得是不一样的
122thing why because the problem with streaming is that if I'm doing the live stream in public为什么因为溪流的问题 是因为如果我在公共场合 做溪流直播
123well people are gonna walk by people are gonna get in the shot and and they're gonna have some人们会走过别人的镜头 他们会有一些
124issues here because they might be in it right now I can understand that but bro what would you do问题在这里,因为他们可能 现在在里面 我可以理解,但兄弟 你会怎么做
125what would you do if you're my sister here here's what happened imagine you're sitting there working狦琌и ̅ ̅ 穦或快
126now right you're doing some some some some pecs some bench right in the machine现在,你正在做一些 一些皮克一些 长凳就在机器上
127peck deck you're pushing it there and then some guy sits down right next to you the machine next派克甲板,你推它在那里 然后有人坐在你旁边 机器下一个
128to you sets up his phone for live stream and you're in the shot he's working out and you're in the你把他的手机装上现场直播 你正在拍摄他的工作,你正在拍摄
129back and of course when you're working you don't look good when you work out the sound you're回来,当然,当你在工作,你看起来不 良好的,当你工作的声音
130awful right I'm in the shot and this guy's live stream that's embarrassing bro come on man糟糕的对,我在镜头里 这家伙的直播流 尴尬的哥哥,来吧,男人
131at least have the common courtesy to move over or something like that or or or get a different至少有共同的礼遇 搬过来或类似的东西 或者得到不同的
132angle you you have to get this you have to get this shot do you have to do you have to come on角度,你必须得到这个 你必须得到这个镜头,你必须 做你必须来
133I'm I'm I'm rethinking right now I'm thinking about I said the beginning of this podcast I said我现在在重新思考 我在想我说过这个播客的开始
134I'm just going to be natural and now I'm thinking about the person who listens to my podcast to go我只是会自然的,现在我想着 倾听我的播客去的人
135to sleep and all they hear is me freaking out making workout noises I'm sorry I'm sorry this他们只听到我吓坏了 做锻炼噪音 对不起,对不起
136is me I'm a loud energetic person okay I'm thinking about the person that says I like to我是一个有活力的人... ...我在想那个说我喜欢的人
137imitate you when you speak English and now he's hearing me go excuse me excuse me okay学你学英语,现在他听到我走了,对不起
138so that's another person okay the next thing I said okay this this is this this this this next所以,那是另一个人 OK,接下来的事情,我说好吗 这是这个,这是下一个
139one is is I'll admit I have done some I'm not going to say gross stuff at the gym but I'm not一是,我承认我做了一些 我不想在健身房说脏话
140I've been the cleanest person at the gym okay in my opinion the gym is just a dirty nasty place我曾经是健身房里最干净的人 我认为健身房只是肮脏的地方
141there's sweat everywhere there's there's stuff everywhere right it's it's unavoidable right到处是汗 到处是东西 是不可避免的
142but dude some people be sweating some people be sweating their their their butts off like and when但伙计,有些人在流汗 有些人在流汗 他们的屁股一样,什么时候
143you are sweating like crazy and you put your head on that machine that little head rest right there你像疯了一样流汗 把你的头放在机器上 那个小头就在那里休息
144can't you wipe it off come on you know when you go to the gym and you want to use the machine你不能擦掉它,来吧 当你去健身房,你想用机器
145right there the guy just lift those weights he gets off he doesn't wipe anything down就在那儿 那家伙刚刚举起那些重量 他得到他没有擦掉任何东西
146he just got drops of water like a waterfall all this sweat all over there他刚得到滴水 像瀑布 这一切汗水在那里
147that's nasty come on help me out man just just wipe it down a little bit please麻烦你帮我擦擦一下
148it's all about I'm not going to pretend I'm the cleanest guy at the gym okay all right but when我不打算假装我是健身房里最干净的人
149my head is sweating on the machines the head presses the bench okay it doesn't look that我头在机器上流汗 头在板凳上挤压 看上去不是这样
150it doesn't look that crazy all right it may a little bit of a sweat spot but not just sweat它看起来没那么疯狂,所有的权利 它可能有点汗位 但不只是汗
151everywhere okay so come on show some show some decency some cleanliness please all right oh my随处可见,来吧 展示出一些体面 某些清洁 请所有的权利 哦,我的
152goodness you know I'm being to wonder maybe I'm the problem maybe I'm the person that's good that's你知道我在想 也许我是问题 也许我是好人
153got the problem okay another issue I have at the gym okay and again I'm sorry if you're listening问题解决了 还有一个问题我在健身房还解决了
154right now I'm I'm very sorry if if you're like hey that's me hey that's what I do现在,我非常抱歉 如果你喜欢嘿,这就是我,我做什么
155wait a minute I saw you today yeah I'm calling you out bro okay you know I don't know why等一等 我今天看见你...
156I have so many followers in the gym I have so many followers in the gym every gym I go to我有很多追随者在健身房 我有很多追随者在健身房
157oh my god I know you oh my god I know you oh take a picture with you I am so thank you thank哦,我的上帝,我认识你 哦,和你拍张照片,我是如此谢谢你
158you so much I'm so I'm so happy that all my followers are so fit and healthy and I love我很高兴,我的追随者都那么健康,我爱
159you all I love you all so much okay but I still gotta call out bad behavior I still gotta call我非常爱你 但我还是得说出坏事
160it out I still gotta call it out all right here's another issue I hate it things at the gym我还没说完呢 还有一个问题我讨厌健身房的事
161other day working out having a good workout I hear this this music what's that music我听到这音乐是什么音乐
162it's not the it's not the it's not the it's not the it's not the speakers in the gym又不是健身房的喇叭声
163it's not the gym's music wait a minute this guy is working out next to me he's just blasting music这不是健身房的音乐 等待一分钟 这家伙正在工作 旁边他只是吹奏音乐
164from his phone bro bro come on man why do people do this why do people think that everybody wants从他的手机兄弟来 男人为什么这样做 人们为什么认为每个人都想要
165to hear their music this guy is like playing it's not even good it's not even good workout听他们的音乐 这家伙就像演奏 它甚至不好 它甚至不好锻炼
166but he's playing some lame music I'm in a good workout got a good got a good pump in and he's但他在演奏一些拙劣的音乐 我在一个很好的锻炼 得到了一个很好的泵英寸
167like some like lame rap it's not even good he's playing like that there's this there's像一些像跛脚说唱 它甚至不是好 他弹 像有这种有
168a certain type of like tick tock music where it's like I what is it it's like a is it funk某种类型的滴答音乐 在那里它就像我 什么是它是什么,它是放克
169funky it's like this like new electronic it's not new it's just like a certain like music for likeFunky 就像新电子一样 不是新音乐 就像音乐一样
170working out it's not it's not good music I'm sitting here and and the thing is I have earbuds我坐在这里 却有耳机 这可不是什么好音乐
171on I have my own headphones on but I can still hear the dude's music I'm like oh my god I think我戴着自己的耳机 但我还是能听到那个家伙的音乐
172that the problem with that so that one excuse me that one I can't be too crazy about because问题就在于... ... ......
173I do live in Asia I do live in China and for some reason in China and I've heard actually happens我确实住在亚洲 我确实住在中国 因为某种原因,我听说真的发生了
174on the USA as well people just love to just blast their music blast their videos full volume以及人们喜欢的 爆炸他们的音乐 爆炸他们的视频全音量
175for everyone to hear it's crazy I mean I remember one time the ears think I don't want anybody每个人听到这是疯狂的,我的意思是,我记得有一次 耳朵认为我不想要任何人
176hearing what I'm listening to watching on my phone one time I was on the subway and there's有一次我在地铁上听到我听的电话
177this old man next to me on his phone and I'm like dude why is his phone so loud why is he not wearing我旁边的老家伙在手机上,我就像男人 为什么他的手机这么响,为什么他不穿
178headphones and all I hear on his phone is oh in Chinese oh thank you thank you in Chinese it means耳机和所有我听到的他的手机 是哦,用中文 哦,谢谢你,谢谢你用中文,这意味着
179oh thank you brother thank you thank you this guy was sending some girls some some some gifts哦,谢谢你,兄弟,谢谢你 这家伙送一些女孩 一些礼物
180and a live stream it's not his wife not his girlfriend I hope not his daughter maybe maybe和活溪 不是他的妻子 不是他的女朋友 我希望不是他的女儿 也许
181maybe this grandpa was supporting his grants也许这位爷爷支持他的赠款
182I kid I kid I'm so I'm sorry that that's wrong that's wrong that's wrong but I don't want to孩子,孩子,对不起,我错了,我错了,但我不想
183hear some old man watching these these these videos these girls dancing and then flirting听到一些老人 看这些视频 这些女孩跳舞,然后调情
184with them I don't want I don't want it I don't want to hear it okay I don't I don't want it all和他们一起我不想要 我不想听
185right where was I okay I'm sorry I'm sorry I just I just thinking about对不起 我只是在想
186okay I'm sorry I apologize I apologize okay maybe you had a laugh with me as well or maybe对不起,我道歉 好吧,也许你也笑过我了
187maybe you're like god why is this guy laughing I'm gonna get I'm gonna unsubscribe subscribe to this也许你像上帝 为什么这家伙在笑... ...我会得到... ...我要不订阅这个
188podcast or maybe or maybe you are are on the subway right now and you have my my podcast播客或者也许你现在在地铁上 你还有我的播客
189on full volume you know what hey I would I would love that as support if you just played my videos满卷的,你知道什么 嘿,我会爱 作为支持 如果你只是播放我的视频
190at full blast and and and somebody would be like me be like what the hell what the heck is this guy然后有人会像我一样... ...
191listening to you on the subway okay okay where was I okay so another thing I hate at the gym在地铁上听你的好,好,我在哪里好,所以我讨厌在健身房的另外一件事
192is okay don't don't get mad okay this happens to me all the time now it it's a little different好了,别生气,好吗? 我经常发生这种事,现在有点不一样了
193for me because like I get right look at me I get recognized a lot oh my god oh my god I'm对我来说,因为像我得到正确的看着我 我得到许多识别 哦,我的上帝,我的上帝,我
194Jim if people recognize me okay so if I have earbuds in okay if I have earbuds if I have吉姆,如果人们认得我,那么如果我有耳机,如果我有耳机
195headphones on I don't want to talk to you unless unless you're like you're like oh my god is it戴着耳机,我不想和你说话 除非你像你一样
196you unless like you're like one of my supporters of it yes okay I'll say hi of course you right除非你像我的支持者一样 好 我当然会向你问好
197but I remember this old gym I used to go to right so I think there's like a rule right like like但我记得我以前去的这个老健身房 所以我觉得有条规矩
198at the gym there's this rule like you'll have friends there but you don't talk to them but like在健身房里有个规矩 就像你会在那里有朋友 但你不和他们说话
199you acknowledge them right so like you go to the gym and you see the guy that's always there你认得他们 就像你去健身房 看见那个总是在那里的人
200and like maybe you'll never say hello maybe never say hi but just like you nod your head like hey就像你从不打招呼 也从不打招呼 就像你点头一样
201what's up just nod your head right that's it and that's like your gym friend forever right什么只是点头 右 这就是它 就像你的健身朋友永远对
202and then like maybe you go to the gym at a certain like certain time like some people go in the然后,也许你去健身房 在一定的时间 像一些人去
203morning some people go at night besides you go through like there's like nobody else there早晨,有人晚上去 除了你走过 像没有其他人在那里
204and just the two of you are working out there right so you see this part you have to acknowledge你们两个就在那里工作 所以你得承认这部分
205it if you don't acknowledge it was weird right so he's like what's up right you just nod right如果你不承认那很奇怪 所以他就像什么是正确的 你只是点头正确的
206that's good right fine because the gym is like for me at least the gym for me is a place to那很好 因为体育馆对我来说就像 至少体育馆对我来说是一个地方
207unwind to to medic that's my meditation to just relax and also get rid of some flap向医生倾诉,那是我的冥想... ...只是放松, 并摆脱一些襟翼
208goodness gracious I feel like I'm getting fat these days excuse me and so when I'm at the gym天啊,我觉得我最近有点胖了,不好意思 所以当我在健身房的时候
209I'm not there to be social I just want to work out but then there's this guy at my old gym he我不是来社交的,我只是想工作, 但有一个家伙在我的老健身房,他
210always wanted to talk to me have you ever been working out and there's always that one person一直想和我说话 你有没有工作过 总是有一个人
211that wants to talk to you you're like you're in mid rep right he's like hey man what's up想和你说话的你就像你 中代表右 他就像嘿男人 怎么了
212and failure drops on you you die have you ever been to a place like like you know the feeling失败在你身上,你死了 你曾经去过一个地方 像你知道的感觉
213like you're going somewhere and you know there's this one person that always wants to talk to you就像你要去某个地方 你知道有一个人总想和你说话
214like okay how can I avoid this person how can I not talk to this person right but like我怎么能避开这个人 我怎么能不和这个人说话呢
215if you're not friendly you don't want to be like an a-hole you don't want to be a jerk right you如果你不友好,你不想像一个洞 你不希望是一个混蛋的权利你
216don't want to be like you go to this place the guys like hey man what's up you just just walk不想像你这样去这个地方 男人喜欢嘿男人 你只是走
217right past them I really like like he's like hey hello and you just you're just like I didn't see我很喜欢他像你好 你就像我没看到一样
218I'm sorry I'm leaving it in guys and girls like because I want you to know I'm having such a good对不起,我把它留在 男人和女孩喜欢 因为我想让你知道我有这样一个好
219{\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}当时我笑得要命 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我不得不把鼻子吹了
220myself and like just like laughing and maybe I'm being too noisy my neighbors will hear me自己,就像笑着,也许我太吵了 我的邻居会听到的
221whatever who cares where it's it's for the podcast baby okay where was I so yes I don't want to talk不管是谁管它在哪里,它是给播客宝宝 好吧,哪里是我 所以是的,我不想说话
222to you at the gym please no please no okay just stop it all right now my biggest pet peeve at the在体育馆给你,请不要,请不要好 只是停止这一切,现在我最大的宠物尿在
223gym this is nasty okay what is the nastiest thing you have encountered at the gym for me健身房太恶心了 好吧 你在健身房遇到的最恶心的事
224one time I'm going to the locker room changing I'm like what's that smell something smells funky有一次我要去更衣室换衣服... ...我就像闻到什么味道
225in here now this gym was designed in a weird way and the design was the bathrooms were outside这里现在这个健身房设计得很奇怪 设计是浴室在外面
226the gym like at the main door to the left that means you have to leave the gym to go to the左边正门的健身房 意味着你必须离开健身房去
227but the showers were inside so I noticed there was this guy that after a few sets he would just go但淋浴就在里面 所以我注意到有个家伙 在几套之后
228in the locker room come out and I'm like huh usually if you're going to the locker room that's在更衣室出来,我像 嗯,通常如果你要去 更衣室,这是
229because you're changing you're getting ready to go or you're getting ready to leave or maybe you因为你正在改变 你准备离开 或者你准备离开
230need to grab something right maybe I don't know right but he kept going like a few times in a few需要抓住一些正确的,也许我不知道正确的, 但他一直像几次 在一些
231hours what's going on here I go to the shower stall and I smell pee pee this man is pissing in几小时后,我到洗手间 闻到尿尿的味道 这个人尿尿了
232the shower come on bro what are we doing here what is this you can't go outside you can't you淋浴来了,兄弟 我们在这里做什么 这是什么 你不能出去,你不能
233can't walk two minutes to the bathroom outside the door you just you just have to pee in the不能走两分钟 到厕所门外 你只需要在厕所里撒尿
234door what are you an animal dog for a freaking untrained cat or whatever whatever that was门,你是什么动物狗 一个该死的未经训练的猫或什么的
235peas like like an animal an animal an animal and I bet you I bet you are guilty of this hill豌豆像动物一样 像动物一样 像动物 我打赌你肯定在这山上有罪
236aren't you all right listen to me listen to me it's one thing and I'm going to say something钮и弧и璶弧
237right now and you're going to be like oh bro don't lie to me bro don't lie to me bro it's现在,你会像 哦,兄弟 不要骗我,兄弟 不要骗我,兄弟,这是
238one thing to pee in your own shower it's one thing to pee in your own shower in your own home在自己的浴室里撒尿是一回事 在自己的浴室里撒尿是一回事
239but you can't be peeing in public showers you can't be peeing in your gym's shower但你不能在公共淋浴里撒尿 你不能在健身房的淋浴里撒尿
240what's wrong with you you disgust me oh you that's bad pee is one thing one time a man你怎么了,你让我恶心啊,你,小便不好 是男人的一件事
241pooed in my old gym shower you know I'm not going to talk more about this I this this is a family在我的旧健身房洗澡,你知道 我不会再谈论这个了 我这是一家人
242friendly podcast not explicit the whole family can enjoy excuse me by the way this is how友善的播客 并不明确 整个家庭可以享受 原谅我的方式
243professional you could tell them you're just like like well how come in podcasts I never hear专业的,你可以告诉他们 你只是喜欢一样好 如何来播客 我从来没有听说过
244somebody cough or sneeze or bulldoze well usually because they edit out okay I'm not going to do有人咳嗽,打喷嚏或推土机 通常因为他们编辑出来,好吗?
245that all right I'm editing the podcast myself I'm going to keep it as natural as possible我会自己编辑播客 我会尽量保持自然
246so I want to ask you all okay of all the things I just said not racking your weights sweating all所以我想问你们所有的事情都好吗 我只是说,不打碎你的体重 汗出所有。
247over the equipment what's the other one I said playing your music really loud using the bathroom在设备上,什么是另一个 我说,你的音乐 真的很响 在浴室
248and the showers okay just talking to just people trying to talk to you when you're working out和淋浴没关系 只是与人们说话 想和你说话 当你工作出来
249my first question for you is which one of these is whatever and then which one is the worst okay我的第一个问题就是 哪个是东西 哪个是最糟糕的
250that's the first question number two is which one of these things do you do I know you do some of这是第2个问题... ... ......
251these things well I may do some of them too okay but that's my show which one of these things do这些事情,我也可以做一些 也行,但这是我的节目 其中之一做
252you do oh my god but I mean what am I supposed to do right I mean I I I encounter these things all哦,我的上帝,但我的意思是,我应该做什么 正确的,我的意思是我遇到这些东西
253the time and I thought you know I thought to myself okay well maybe I shouldn't talk about时间,我想你知道,我想 我对自己好 也许我不应该谈论
254these things in the podcast you know but you know it's funny you know I figure I figure we这些东西在播客 你知道,但你知道 这很有趣 你知道,我想我们
255just talk about some gossip you know but I know people get it matter whatever it's okay be mad只是谈一些八卦,你知道 但我知道,人们会得到它 不管它是什么好生气。
256at me it's fine I love you too so I would love uh going forward uh with the podcast I would love对我很好,我也爱你 所以我会喜欢... 和播客一起前进...
257a few things for you so as you can see this is a solo podcast and if and if you're listening为你做一些事情 这样你就能看到 这是独播机 如果你在听的话
258right now I'm happy to have you here um if you if you're enjoying it please remember to like如果你喜欢的话 请记住喜欢
259that helps a lot subscribe and of course uh leave a review if you can wherever that would be very那会帮助很多用户 当然,呃... 留下一个审查 如果你可以任何地方,这将是非常
260very good guys the funny thing actually is that the podcast so um I think right now we are at有趣的是,播客们 所以,嗯,我想现在我们是在
261a thousand downloads and that's uh globally now I think that's not bad for you know after a week of下载了一千次,全球范围都这样了 我觉得这对你们来说不坏
262and for me I haven't really heavily advertised the the podcast as well like I haven't like对于我来说,我并没有像以前那样 大力宣传播客
263I sent out a link in a few places but you know the problem is you have to be you can't我给几个地方发了个链接 但问题是你必须不能
264you can't send links everywhere um some platforms don't allow it but I've done it in sneaky ways你不能到处发送链接 有些平台不允许 但我暗中做了
265right so I think we're doing okay um you know for me I'm learning a lot um I'm I'm trying to好吧,所以我想我们做的还不错 嗯,你知道的 我学习了很多 嗯,我想
266become a better podcaster you know I can always I can talk you know talking for me is not an issue成为更好的脚踏车,你知道... ...我总能说... ...你知道...
267but it's just it's just more of the I think you know what it's it's um it's segments and I understand但它只是它只是更多的 我认为你知道它是什么 它的嗯,这是部分,我理解
268why people will have like a podcast producer right it's like okay well like the first 10 minutes为什么人们会像播客制片人一样... ...就像前十分钟一样好
269we'll talk about this they'll pause what do we talk about next or maybe there's something on my我们会讨论这个 他们会暂停我们接下来要谈什么 或者也许我身上有东西
270promise for me like right now I'm looking at my camera on my laptop right now so I I'm kind of答应我,像现在一样 我看着我的相机在我的笔记本电脑上,所以我有点
271like monitoring myself for now but we're we're working on it you know we're working on it um就像现在在监视自己 但我们在努力
272I'm filming right now the video podcast again if you're listening right now don't forget我现在在拍录像 如果你在听的话 别忘了
273the video podcast is available everywhere and the audio podcast is available everywhere as well视频播客随处可见,音频播客也随处可见
274so go for it right um I am considering getting a camera I've mainly filmed everything from all my所以说对了 我正在考虑拿个相机 我主要拍摄我所有的东西
275content on the on the iPhone uh iPhone if you're hearing I'm you can sponsor me I'd love that I'diPhone上的内容 iPhone上的内容 如果你听到 我可以赞助我
276love I'd love that my first sponsor and actually it's been really reliable the issue though is that爱,我喜欢我的第一位赞助商 实际上它一直非常可靠 虽然问题是
277filming in 4k for after 30 minutes dude your phone will turn into like a a fireball it gets30分钟后你手机就会变成火球
278so hot that I'm like okay am I like is my phone gonna explode am I gonna fry anything inside is这么热,我像没事,我像 我的手机会爆炸,我要去煎任何东西 里面是
279it gonna die on me so I am a little bit worried about that but I I think so far so good so I'm它会死在我身上 所以我有点担心 但我觉得到目前为止还不错 所以
280looking into a camera right now um if you have any recommendations excuse me if you have any如果你有任何建议,请原谅我
281recommendations for a podcast camera that I could film for like an hour oh I would love that I would推荐一个播客相机,我可以 拍摄像一个小时 哦,我希望我会
282really like that okay so back to what I was saying so what I would like to do for the podcast again真的喜欢这样,好吧,回到我说的话... ...所以我想再为播客做什么
283going forward I'm just going to speak about what's on my mind so stuff that you know继续前进,我只想谈谈 我在想什么,所以你知道的东西
284stuff I've heard about recently but I do I don't want to waste your time and what I mean by that我最近听说了 但我不想浪费你的时间 也不想浪费你的时间
285is I want to if I if I'm talking about things I want you to enjoy it I I want you you know如果我在说我想要你享受的事情 我想你知道
286a lot of people follow me not because they want to learn you know learning is one thing but I很多人都跟着我 并不是因为他们想学习 你知道学习是一回事 但我
287I think they follow me because they want to laugh they want to enjoy themselves they want to hear我想他们跟着我是因为他们想笑 他们想自娱自乐 他们想听
288something they're interested in so you too can tell me your ideas as well and I think what I'd他们感兴趣的东西 这样你也可以告诉我 你的想法,我想我会
289to do is I'd like to answer your questions so if you could write me questions in the comments我想回答你的问题 如果你能把问题写在评论里
290if you could you know send me messages um any way you can think about I would love to answer them如果你能帮我发个消息... ...你有什么办法能想到我愿意回答他们
291in the podcast as well because I think that'd be a great opportunity to like share some of my在播客中也是 因为我觉得那是一个很好的机会 来分享我的一些
292funny experience my stories and etc you know but yeah I think honestly if I could be totally honest滑稽经历我的故事等等 你知道,但 是的,我想诚实 如果我可以完全诚实
293all of you here you know I remember I started the episode saying that uh I just got to be myself你们都知道,我开始说,呃,我只是要做我自己。
294I'm having a an identity crisis but my my biggest thing is that I am being effing humbled right now我有一个身份危机 但我最大的事情是 我现在谦卑
295I mean I have been so used to success with content you know my main account is quite well我的意思是,我已经习惯了 成功的内容 你知道我的主要账户是相当好的
296very successful pays the bills and then some I mean but this podcast now is really like非常成功的支付账单,然后一些 我的意思是,但这个播客 现在真的像
297building from the ground up building from the ground up so sometimes I post something从地面开始的建筑 从地面开始的建筑 所以有时我贴一些东西
298and I see the numbers I'm like oh it hurts it hurts my heart oh why didn't anybody tell me我看见我像 哦 它伤害了我的心 哦 为什么没有人告诉我
299{\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}做播客很困难 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我想我拿了个麦克风 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我亲手拍的
300millions of dollars(单位:百万美元)
301not the case well a little bit a little bit of subscribers a little bit of money情况不妙 订户多一点钱
302I sometimes forget that you know because it's funny you know I I'm not starting a podcast when有时我忘了你知道,因为这很有趣 你知道我不会开始播客
303it was the time to start I'm late because everybody's got a podcast now everybody's是时候开始了 我迟到了 因为每个人都有播客 现在每个人都有
304got one but I will say that because I am based in China the concept of podcasting我有一个,但我会说,因为我总部设在中国 播客的概念
305I would say is actually not that as popular as it is in the the West as it is here in in China我想说,实际上不像在西方那样受欢迎 在中国一样受欢迎
306maybe Asia as well so podcasting here I do feel is starting to become more of a bigger thing也许亚洲和播客一样,我确实觉得 越来越重要了
307and I've noticed that more and more are popping up in fact in fact another thing I have an issue我注意到,越来越多的人出现 事实上,还有一件事我有一个问题
308with very interesting I launched my English podcast all of a sudden I've noticed there's a非常有趣,我推出我的英语播客 突然,我注意到有一个
309a few new English podcasts as well big Johnny setting some trends eh一些新的英国播客 以及大约翰尼 设置一些趋势
310no no no I'm not gonna pretend I'm not gonna sit and pretend like I'm the first person I'm不,不,不,不,我不会假装我不会坐 假装我是第一个
311an English podcast right no hell no no way no way but I think that it is cool I do know that一个英国播客,没有地狱 没有办法,但我认为这是很酷,我知道
312people see this like oh maybe I could do that I could do that as well right but I see I've人们会觉得这样,哦 也许我可以做 我可以做到这一点,好,但我看到了我
313noticed I've noticed what the hard thing is you know so I think about like for me like我注意到了什么是困难的事情 你知道, 所以我想像我喜欢
314why do I find a podcast why do I listen to a podcast and generally it's not because like为什么我会找到播客 为什么我会听播客的 一般来说不是因为
315oh I I saw a clip sometimes I saw a video usually when I see a video I prefer the video over the哦,我看到了一个片段 有时我看到了一个视频 通常当我看到一个视频 我更喜欢的视频比
316audio I don't know why but usually it's word of mouth someone's like dude you got to hear this音频 我不知道为什么 但通常都是口语
317podcast dude this podcast is so fun dude this is the there's it's really interesting so that again播客兄弟,这个播客太有趣了 这是真正有趣的,所以再次
318goes back to my identity crisis I was telling you about earlier like what's interesting about回到我的身份危机 我之前跟你说过
319this podcast right what's interesting about what I have to say what what is would you share this这播客是正确的 什么是有趣的 我有什么要说的是什么 你会分享这个
320podcast I mean I think I should be more confident I think I should be I think I should have more播客,我的意思是,我觉得我应该 更自信 我想我应该是,我认为我应该有更多的
321faith in myself I you know not to be super serious teacher mode okay you know I should相信自己,你知道你不会是 超级严肃的老师模式... ...
322have more confidence and I should have a better self-image right people are sharing my podcast更有自信,我应该有一个更好的自我形象 正确的人正在分享我的播客
323and people love it人们喜欢它
324you can tell me you can tell me again if my podcast is shareable I mean you can tell me你可以告诉我,你可以再告诉我 如果我的播客是共享的 我的意思是你可以告诉我
325what your thoughts are again I really appreciate the support I want to tell everyone again I你的想法是 再次,我真的很感激的支持 我想告诉大家 再次,我
326I know I told you I don't want to be I'm not I'm going to try not to be so serious anymore我知道我告诉过你我不想成为我 我不想再这么认真了
327if you're listening to episode this should be episode six right now if you listen to episode如果你在听第六集的话 现在应该是第六集 如果你在听
328six right now yes I'll admit episode four episode five I don't know what I was saying I just got现在六是的,我会承认第四集第五集 我不知道我说什么
329too serious and I after I posted I'm like this is not fun this is not real I want to hear this我发帖之后,我太认真了 我觉得这不好玩 这不是真的 我想听这个
330right people want to relax and have a good time right I honestly for me I listened most of my人们想放松 玩得开心 老实说 我听了很多
331podcasts are comedy podcasts right there's people messing around or joking around having a good time播客是喜剧播客 有人在开玩笑 玩得开心
332relaxing right life is hard enough right but again I need your help everybody you got to tell me what放松正确的生活是够艰难的了 但我再次需要你的帮助 所有你告诉我什么
333you want to hear I think the best thing again if you have some funny stories some funny gossip你想听的话,我想最好的事情是 如果你有一些有趣的故事 一些有趣的八卦
334some funny things that happen to you some things you heard about you definitely got to share that一些有趣的事情 发生在你身上 一些你听说的事情 肯定要分享
335with me I'm gonna think about a way like okay maybe I can have like a um maybe I can have like和我一起,我会想一个方法 像好,也许我可以有 像嗯,也许我可以有
336a like an email or like a a place you can leave a comment or maybe I'll maybe I'll be like a像电子邮件一样,或者像一个地方 你可以留下一个评论,或者 也许我会像一个
337pin post or something like that okay that would be awesome so this way I can sort of针柱或类似的东西 好的,这将是真棒 这样我就可以排序
338interact with you in one way or the other okay because again I am in this for the long haul以这样或那样的方式与你互动是好的,因为我再次身陷其中
339back to what I was saying I told I told I told you I'm a rambler right I was just talking about回到我刚才说,我告诉你,我告诉你,我是一个拉布勒的权利,我只是说
340this thing and then I went here here here here here and I just rolled all the way back right这件事情,然后我到这里 在这里,我只是滚回来
341so I realized again that these successful podcasts like I like episode a thousand I'm just所以我再次意识到 这些成功的播客 喜欢插曲一千
342starting right now I'm at episode six only but I am so grateful for for what I have guys and girls从现在开始,我只参加第六集 但我非常感激我有男生和女生
343little wins okay little little wins little victories they add up they accumulate their一点点胜 一点点胜 一点点胜 他们加起来 他们积累
344experience they're a good thing baby it's all good it's all good okay it's all good all right亲身体验他们是个好东西,宝贝 一切都很好,没事的
345so with that said ladies and gentlemen I am again very happy to be here with you all okay所以说,女士们,先生们,我再次非常高兴 在这里与你们大家好吗?
346I know we had some gossipy stories about the gym today and I apologize I apologize我知道我们今天有些关于健身房的八卦故事 我很抱歉,对不起
347if I called you out here on the podcast here's what I'm going to do if I see you in person如果我在播客台上打电话给你... ...这就是我要做的事... ...如果我亲眼看到你
348right okay be prepared be prepared if I see you in person I'm like hey bro stop that好了,准备好了,如果我看到你 亲自,我像嘿兄弟停止
349hey bro clean your stuff up hey what are you doing bro I love calling people out it is my嘿,兄弟清理你的东西 嘿,你在做什么兄弟 我喜欢叫人出来,这是我的
350favorite thing in the world I love calling out bad behavior my favorite thing for example I love我最喜欢的事物,我喜欢 说出坏的行为 我最喜欢的事情,例如我喜欢
351oh oh oh I love it I love it let me ask you a question when you see bad behavior in public do哦,哦,我喜欢它,我爱它 让我问你一个问题 当你看到坏的行为 在公众做
352you say something are you just like I want to bring you attention to myself no for example你说的是你 就像我想提醒你注意自己一样
353I've seen a man cut in line the other day I yell out hey no cutting get in line and then you know那天我看见一个男人排成一列 我喊着不要排成一列 然后你知道
354what happened after that all of a sudden I said that somebody said hey yeah no cutting yeah that's之后发生了什么 突然,我说 有人说嘿耶耶 耶,不切割耶
355right no cutting in line yeah that's right we're live for an hour what are you doing bro yes you不剪线 没错 我们直播一个小时
356need to stand up and lead the way and bad behavior these things that should be corrected we have to需要站起来 领导道路 和坏行为 这些事情应该纠正
357say something I am sick and tired of this oh Asians don't do that this by the way sorry if说些我厌倦和厌倦的东西 哦,亚洲人不要这样做
358you're not ageless on the podcast okay let me explain this this the stigma the stereotype你在播客上不是没有年龄的 让我来解释一下 成见的耻辱感
359well it's not to say it is it's true a lot of time why are Asian people so quiet all the time并不是说这是真的 时间很多 为什么亚洲人总是这么安静
360about stuff oh we don't like to bring attention to ourselves no enough of this dude this is why我们不想让自己注意这个家伙
361Asians get picked on so much okay bro all right no more honor no more of this this this亚裔人被选中这么多 好吧,兄弟... ...
362no more this emotional damage Stephen huh I love you if you're listening this pot I doubt you are别再这样伤害史蒂芬了 如果你在听这罐子的话 我爱你
363but I love you I love yourself look up to you but when you see this bad behavior say something但我爱你,我爱自己 仰望你,但当你看到这个坏行为 说些什么
364so for example me all the stories I told let me let me let me let me let me run it by you okay举个例子,我讲过的所有故事 让我来 让我来告诉你
365you know put your your weights away hey put your weights back huh what huh what and if this person把你的体重收起来 把你的体重收起来
366says hey bro f you know at least I tried or maybe he's huge he's a big guy okay he's like why don't说嘿,兄弟,你知道至少我试过 或者也许他很大 他是一个大家伙
367if I see you okay you're sweating all over the machines you're all over the place如果我看见你,你全身汗流在机器上,你全身都是
368hey wipe that stuff up it's nasty dog wipe it up wipe it up wipe it down wipe it up wipe it left嘿,擦擦那些东西 它的下流狗擦擦它擦擦它擦擦它擦擦它擦擦它
369wipe it right wipe it around get it out of here I don't want to see it man I don't want your擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦
370nasty germs I don't want your nasty sweat I don't want your nasty stuff all over me man讨厌的细菌,我不想要你的臭汗... ...我不想要你的脏东西在我全身,男人
371come on bro if you are playing your music loud on your phone guess what I'm gonna do I'm gonna来吧,兄弟,如果你在电话里大声演奏你的音乐 猜我该怎么办,我会
372do the same thing I don't mind music even louder I like listen to metal okay I don't play as loud做同样的事情,我不介意音乐 更大声 我喜欢听金属。
373as possible it's my fair then do my fair then do if people like hey man why is your music so loud如果人们喜欢嘿嘿男人,那你的音乐怎么那么响
374why is your music so loud bro I can't hear my music so I make my music louder see that's what为什么你的音乐如此响亮,兄弟 我听不到我的音乐,所以我让我的音乐更响亮
375people don't understand that's how you battle this behavior you have to become evil okay even you人们不明白,你是如何对抗 这种行为,你必须成为邪恶,即使你
376if you think says hey can you turn your music down no no no no let me tell you if you see somebody如果你觉得嘿嘿 你能把音乐小声点吗? 不,不,不,不
377listen their phone their videos it's all noise and nothing any headphones right and it's bothering听他们的电话,他们的视频... ... ......
378you you don't say hey can you turn that what you do is you fight fire with fire okay you become the你不说嘿嘿 你能转身吗? 你所做的就是用火来扑灭火,好吗?
379villain okay you get your phone you turn it max volume you play the most annoying song your恶棍,好,你得到你的手机 你翻了它的最大音量 你演奏最烦人的歌曲你
380favorite song you stand right next to them and you do the same exact thing and then of course你最爱的歌就站在他们旁边 做同样的事情 然后当然
381film it and post it on tiktok so I can laugh my my butt off all right拍下来贴在tiktok上 这样我就可以笑了
382honestly I would do that's crazy I know that's that's that's that's crazy but I you can do it老实说,我会这样做是疯狂的 我知道这是疯狂的,但我能做到的
383and I'll watch hey like I said you start you lead the way you start the revolution my friend okay我会看着嘿嘿,就像我说的,你开始领导 你开始革命的方式,我的朋友。
384you start the revolution if I see you doing that my last story if I see you peeing in the shower at你开始革命,如果我看到你这样做 我的最后一个故事,如果我看到你尿在淋浴
385the gym okay I will get in there I will grab you midstream bro okay you'll be sitting there being体育馆 好,我会在那里 我会抓住你 中游兄弟... ...
386you nasty person okay if I see this person again peeing in the shower at the gym I will grab them你个下流的家伙 如果我再看到这个人在健身房洗澡时撒尿 我会抓住他们
387by their shirt and they're like people fly everywhere but you know what we will protect穿着衬衫,他们就像到处飞的人 但你知道我们会保护什么
388the facility we will protect the sanctity of the gym the honor of the gym I shall not let you保护体育馆的神圣 保护体育馆的荣誉 我不允许你
389desecrate the gym with that foul urine that that's my duty to society to you I will be your hero用我对社会的责任 亵渎健身房 我会成为你的英雄
390with that said ladies and gentlemen that's another episode of the John Peng show again the podcast is女士们,先生们,这是约翰・彭节目的另一集 播客是
391available everywhere please watch it everywhere listen everywhere and please if you can subscribe随处可见,请随处看 随处听 请您订阅
392if you can leave a review tell me how much you love me and again leave some comments I really如果你能留下一篇评论 告诉我你有多爱我 再次留下一些评论 我真的
393appreciate we're trying to grow here share some funny stories some comments some questions and感谢我们在这里成长 分享一些有趣的故事 一些评论 一些问题和
394then in the future I will try to answer them in the podcast I'd really like to have a segment like然后将来我会试着在播客里回答他们 我真的很想有一个像...
395that where I could answer your questions I love you all okay thanks again for your support if在那里我可以回答你的问题 我爱你们 再次感谢你们的支持
396you liked it let me know and I'll see you at the gym bro bye take care see you take care你喜欢它让我知道,我会看到你 在健身房的兄弟,保重,你保重
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