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0:00Hello everyone and welcome to the John Pang Show.大家好 欢迎来到约翰庞秀
0:02In this episode we're going to talk about what's new in my life,在这个剧集中,我们要谈论 我生命中的新事物,
0:05a movie I saw recently, a spider movie,我最近看的电影 蜘蛛电影
0:08and the first time I had spicy hot pot and I almost pooped my pants.我第一次吃辣的热锅 差点拉裤子
0:16Stay tuned.继续听
0:20Hello everybody and welcome to the John Pang Show.大家好 欢迎来到约翰庞秀
0:25I am so happy to have you back.我很高兴你能回来
0:27Welcome all my friends.欢迎我的朋友们
0:29If you are new, you are in for quite a ride.如果你是新来的,你会很顺利的
0:35Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently at,女士们,先生们,我们目前正在,
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1Hello everyone and welcome to the John Pang Show.大家好 欢迎来到约翰庞秀
2In this episode we're going to talk about what's new in my life,在这个剧集中,我们要谈论 我生命中的新事物,
3a movie I saw recently, a spider movie,我最近看的电影 蜘蛛电影
4and the first time I had spicy hot pot and I almost pooped my pants.我第一次吃辣的热锅 差点拉裤子
5Stay tuned.继续听
6Hello everybody and welcome to the John Pang Show.大家好 欢迎来到约翰庞秀
7I am so happy to have you back.我很高兴你能回来
8Welcome all my friends.欢迎我的朋友们
9If you are new, you are in for quite a ride.如果你是新来的,你会很顺利的
10Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently at,女士们,先生们,我们目前正在,
11I want to say, 9 or 10 episodes.我想说,9或10集。
12I'm losing count.我数不清了
13Like I told you before at the beginning of the year,正如我之前在年初告诉你的,
14my goal is I'm going to keep at this.我的目标是保持这个。
15We've got to get to 100.得达一百.
16We've got to get to 500, 1,000.得至五百千 1,000.
17I am going to do this for the rest of my life我要一辈子都这样
18or until you don't like me anymore.或者直到你不再喜欢我了
19I'm so happy to have all of you all here.很高兴你们都在这里
20If you're new again, let me tell you how this podcast works.如果你是新来的, 让我告诉你这个播客是如何工作的。
21First of all, yes, I am an English teacher.首先 是的 我是英语老师
22Yes, I do teach English,是的,我教英语
23but this podcast is not necessarily an English teaching podcast,但这个播客不一定是英语教学播客,
24but it is an amazing English learning resource for you但它是一个惊人的英语学习资源给你
25because I'll be talking to you in my naturally,因为我自然会跟你说话
26my natural charismatic native speaker English.我的自然魅力 母语英语。
27I'll be talking to you about life, stories, funny stuff,我会跟你谈生活 故事 有趣的事
28and all types of funny things and interesting things以及各种有趣的东西
29that I hope that you will enjoy.我希望你会享受。
30Our format again is we kind of catch up我们的方式是,我们有点赶上
31on what's been going on recently最近发生的事
32and then we kind of talk about a main topic然后我们讨论一个主题
33or sometimes we need to just talk about anything and everything.或者有时我们需要只是谈论 任何事情和一切。
34All right, my friends.好了,朋友们
35With that said, let's begin our show.这么说吧,我们开始表演吧
36Currently, again, I always got to talk about our progress现在,我总是要谈谈我们的进展
37because I feel like if you've been listening with me right now,因为我觉得如果你一直在听我说
38if you're a listener right now,如果你现在是一个听众,
39I feel like you're part of this growth.我觉得你是这种成长的一部分
40Again, you probably know me from my English teaching account再说一遍,你可能从我的英语教学账户里认识我
41and so you know that this is kind of like my new project,所以你知道这有点像我的新项目,
42my new adventure in a sense.从某种意义上说,我的新冒险。
43Honestly, it's been scary.老实说,这是可怕的。
44It's been fun.这很有趣。
45It's been tough.它一直很艰难。
46It's been very gratifying and there's been a lot of growth to it它一直非常令人欣慰 并且有很多成长
47because I'm learning something every day.因为我每天都在学东西
48As an example, before I turned this camera on,举个例子 在我打开摄像机之前
49if you're watching right now, before I started recording,如果你现在在看 在我开始录音之前
50I spent literally the last two or three hours我花了两三个小时
51messing around with lights, with audio, with video.乱搞灯光 音频 视频
52And again, I apologize if there are any issues再说一遍,如果有什么问题,我道歉
53with the visual quality or the audio quality.带有视觉质量或音频质量。
54Trust me when I say I'm still learning相信我,当我说我还在学习
55and I'm glad you're here with me.我很高兴你和我一起来
56Please forgive me.请原谅我。
57But if you've been here since the beginning,但如果你从一开始就在这里
58we've made great improvements.我们取得了很大的进步。
59We got a new camera.我们得到了一个新的相机。
60We got a new mic.我们有一个新的麦克风。
61There's still a few things I need to do with the audio还有几件事我需要做 与音频
62I definitely need to fix, but we're slowly getting there.我当然需要修复, 但我们慢慢到达那里。
63And I hope that you can let me know if you have any feedback.我希望你能告诉我 如果你有任何反馈。
64For example, you think the background could be a bit better,比如,你认为背景会更好一点,
65a bit cooler.有点凉爽。
66You think the audio could be more full if it needs more work.你觉得如果需要更多的工作 音频会更充沛
67If you hear some issues here and there, please let me know.如果你在这里和那里听到一些问题,请告诉我。
68Somebody was complaining that sometimes when I talk,有人抱怨我说话的时候
69I have too many um, ah, ee, ooh, ooh, ee, ooh, ah, ah.我有太多的,啊,啊,哦,哦,哦,哦,啊。
70You know, there's a few words I say too much.我有些话说得太多了
71For example, I say, for example, too much.例如,我说太多。
72I say, okay, too much.我说,好吧,太多了。
73I say, you know a lot, too much.我说,你知道很多,太多。
74And I am actively trying to fix that,我积极地试图解决这一点,
75but I am not a perfect human being.但我不是一个完美的人。
76So bear with me, ladies and gentlemen, all right?耐心点,女士们先生们,好吗?
77I'm human just like you.我和你一样是人类
78So let me tell you what's been going on with me recently.让我告诉你最近我怎么了
79So a lot of interesting family stuff recently.最近家里有很多有趣的东西
80If you don't know, I'm based in China.如果你不知道,我总部设在中国。
81I'm American born Chinese.我是美国出生的中国人
82I have Chinese family.我有中国家庭。
83And I also have a family in the USA as well.我也有一个家庭在美国。
84Most of my immediate family is in the USA.我大部分的直系亲属都在美国
85And I've been living in China now for over 20 years.而我现在在中国生活了20多年
86And, you know, it's interesting as you get older,而且,你知道,这是有趣的 当你变老,
87when you start to think about how you keep in touch with people当你开始思考如何与人保持联系
88and, you know, how important they are to you.他们对你有多重要
89And, and you kind of think about as people get older,而且,你有点想 随着人们的老化,
90as, you know, people unfortunately maybe get sick因为,你知道, 人们不幸可能生病
91or pass away, that time just goes by,或逝去, 那时间只是过去,
92how important it is to keep in touch with people.保持与人的联系是多么重要。
93And for me, honestly, I try to go back to visit my family twice a year.老实说,对于我来说,我试图回去 访问我的家人一年两次。
94And I try to stay, you know, for at least a week and a half or two weeks.我试图停留,你知道, 至少一个星期半或两周。
95Honestly, as much as I love being with my family,老实说 虽然我爱和家人在一起
96when I go overseas, once I hit the two week mark,当我去海外, 一旦我到达两周的关卡,
97that's where I kind of get a little like,这就是我有点像,
98I need to get back to my main habitat, my home.我需要回到我的主要栖息地 我的家
99You know, my home again is in China.你知道,我的家再次在中国。
100But, you know, I do it because it makes my family happy,但是,你知道,我这样做 因为它让我的家庭快乐,
101especially my mother.尤其是我妈妈
102I'm very, very close to my mother.我非常,非常接近我的母亲。
103And, you know, she always says, like, I'm like her arm,而且,你知道,她总是说, 像,我像她的手臂,
104like a part of her body, a part of her soul.就像她身体的一部分 灵魂的一部分
105And when I'm not with her, she doesn't feel complete.我不和她在一起的时候 她感觉不完全
106So honestly, it's a way for me and for her,老实说,我和她都是这样
107kind of like to fill our hearts, to fill our spirits.那种喜欢充满我们的心灵, 充满我们的心灵。
108And I guess kind of just live our lives normally from there我想我们从那里过正常的生活
109because I know it's hard to be away from them.因为我知道很难远离他们
110And so for you too, I mean, you can also tell me,你也可以告诉我,
111do you live away from your family?你离家人远点吗?
112Did you ever, for example, emigrate overseas?例如,你有没有移民海外?
113How often do you visit them?你多久来一次?
114How often do you keep in touch?你多久联系一次?
115I think about all these things a lot,我经常想这些事情,
116especially as I'm getting older because I feel like,特别是我长大了 因为我觉得
117especially when you meet some older people,尤其是当你遇到一些老人,
118like as an example, I have some, I guess,举个例子,我有一些,我想,
119older aunts and uncles where they're a bit older,年长的阿姨和叔叔 在那里他们有点老
120you know, in their 80s, 70s, 80s,你知道,在他们80,70,80,
121and still doing very well.仍然表现得很好
122But, you know, the kids have moved overseas但是,你知道,孩子们已经搬到了海外
123or they're not around,或者他们不在附近,
124they're not in their immediate location.他们没有在他们的近地点。
125So it just becomes this thing like,所以它就变成这样
126what do you do when you get to that age?你到了那个年纪会做什么?
127You know, how do you spend your time?你知道,你如何度过你的时间?
128Do you think about your family?你想过你的家人吗?
129Does your family think about you?你家人想你吗?
130And I feel like sometimes it's not necessarily我觉得有时,它不一定
131that we don't care or don't love our family,我们不在乎或不爱我们的家人,
132just life gets in the way, right?生活会阻碍你 对吧?
133You get so busy doing your thing.你忙着做你的事
134You get so busy with your routines,你忙于你的日常工作,
135your work and things you have to do,你的工作和你必须做的事情,
136your life, your school, your career,你的生活 你的学校 你的事业
137you know, maybe you fall in love with somebody,你知道,也许你爱上了某人,
138maybe your new boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife,也许你的新男友或女朋友或丈夫或妻子
139this is like now your main thing.这就像现在你的主要事情。
140It's not that your family isn't important,不是说你的家人不重要
141it's just there's only so much time in the day.只是白天时间不多了
142So I've been thinking about that a lot,所以我一直在想这个,
143you know, just life, work, and career balance.生活、工作和职业平衡
144I hope as time goes by, I can get better at it.我希望随着时间的流逝,我可以得到更好的处理。
145I hope I can talk to people more, call people more,我希望我能和别人多说话,多打电话
146keep in touch more, you know,保持联系,你知道,
147you can also let me know some better ways你也可以告诉我一些更好的方法
148that I can improve that for myself我可以改善自己
149because I'm working on it, ladies and gentlemen.因为我正在努力 女士们先生们
150I mean, honestly, I feel like every single day我的意思是,说实话,我觉得 像每一天
151I'm trying my best to be a better man,我在尽力成为更好的人
152a better man, a better person,一个更好的人 一个更好的人
153a better content creator, a better at my career,一个更好的内容创造者, 一个更好的我的职业生涯,
154a better friend, and sometimes it's just hard.一个更好的朋友, 有时只是很难。
155You know, there's only so much you can do in the day,你知道,只有这么多 你可以在白天,
156but I will say that I try to control a few things.但我会说,我试图控制一些事情。
157You know, one, I always try to control你知道,第一,我总是试图控制
158the way I talk to myself, we call this self-talk.我对自己说话的方式 我们称之为自言自语
159Self-talk basically is the way you talk to yourself自言自语基本上是你自己说话的方式
160is very important.这一点很重要。
161The voice inside your head dictates who you will be,你脑子里的声音决定你是谁
162what you will do, and what you will think.你会做什么,你会怎么想。
163So if you are constantly telling yourself in your mind,所以如果你总是在想着自己
164I suck, I'm a loser, I can't do this, I'm a failure,我烂透了 我是个失败者 我做不到 我失败了
165what generally tends to happen is that通常发生的情况是
166you start acting upon those thoughts.你开始根据这些想法采取行动。
167And that voice in our head is very, very, very dangerous.我们脑中的声音非常非常非常危险。
168It's dangerous because it is so impactful.这很危险,因为它影响很大
169It's dangerous because it's in our head 24-7.这很危险,因为它在我们脑子里24 -7。
170It's the closest thing we will hear.这是最接近我们听到的。
171So I urge you, your inner voice, your self-talk,所以我敦促你,你内心的声音,你自言自语,
172if you are constantly being hard on yourself,如果你一直对自己很苛刻
173you're being negative with yourself,你对自己是消极的,
174try to speak to yourself better.试着对自己说话更好。
175Try to talk to yourself better.试着和自己说话
176Instead of telling yourself you're a loser,而不是说你是个失败者
177you suck, you're not worth anything,你个混蛋,你什么都不值
178you're dumb, you're a failure,你是哑巴,你是一个失败者,
179tell yourself you're a winner.告诉自己你是赢家
180You work hard, you are disciplined.你努力工作,纪律严明
181Tell yourself that even if you're not告诉自己,即使你不是
182at the goal you want to be at right now,在你现在想要的目标,
183you are working towards it.你正为此而努力
184I am working on my goals.我正在努力实现我的目标。
185I'm trying to be better.我试图变得更好。
186I'm going to be more confident.我将更加自信。
187I am confident.我充满信心。
188These things are very, very, very important.这些东西是非常,非常,非常重要。
189Please, please, please speak to yourself better请,请,请说话自己更好
190and I will help you with that.我会帮你的
191I will also talk to you better as well我也会跟你好好谈谈的
192because let me tell you something right now.因为我现在告诉你一件事。
193If you're watching this podcast,如果你正在看这个播客,
194if you're listening to this podcast,如果你听这个播客,
195you are a winner.你是赢家
196Okay.摆
197Now, I apologize.现在,我很抱歉。
198I know a lot of people,我认识很多人
199sometimes they watch this podcast and they're like,有时他们看这个播客 他们喜欢,
200I want to laugh.欲发大笑.
201I want comedy.我要喜剧
202I want things to be funnier.我希望事情变得更有趣。
203Why are you being so serious?你为什么这么认真?
204Because, man, because ladies and gentlemen,因为,伙计,因为 女士们,先生们,
205I'm a complex guy.我是一个复杂的家伙。
206I've got a lot of stuff going on in this head.吾此头头有甚么事.
207I can't always be one way.我不能永远是单一的方式。
208I'm a human being.我为众生.
209And so I hope that if anything,所以我希望,如果有的话,
210that when you're watching this podcast,当你看这个播客,
211if you're listening to this podcast,如果你听这个播客,
212what you can get from it is my most natural self.你能从中得到的是我最自然的自我。
213I want to feel like, how do I say this?我想觉得,我该怎么说呢?
214I want my podcast to feel like it's just you and me.我要播客觉得只有你和我
215We're friends.我们是朋友
216We're talking.我们在谈
217We're shooting the S-H-I-T.我们正在拍摄S -H
218I can't say it.不可说.
219Sorry, I can't curse in our podcast对不起,我不能诅咒我们的播客
220because this is a family-friendly podcast,因为这是一个家庭友好的播客,
221not an explicit podcast,不是一个明显的播客,
222but you get what I'm saying, all right?但你明白我的意思,好吗?
223That's a useful phrase for you, all right?这话对你有用,好吗?
224Now, recently, I also saw a movie.最近,我还看了一部电影。
225I saw the new Spider-Man.我看到了新的蜘蛛侠。
226I don't know how many of you are actually superhero,我不知道你们中有多少人是超级英雄
227if you like superhero comics or movies如果你喜欢超级英雄漫画或电影
228or things like that.或者那样的事情
229I've always really, really loved DC.我一直很喜欢华盛顿
230DC, if you don't know, has the superheroes华盛顿,如果你不知道, 有超级英雄
231like Batman and Superman,像蝙蝠侠和超人,
232Green Lantern, blah, blah, blah.绿灯侠等.
233然后另一个是Marvel,
234which has Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor, etc., etc.它有蜘蛛侠,铁侠,索尔等。
235And I got to say that I thought the last Spider-Man,我得说,我想最后一个蜘蛛侠,
236I'm not going to give away any spoilers to anybody.我不会把任何破坏者给任何人的
237I don't want to ruin it for you.我不想为你毁了它。
238I hate when you watch a video or you listen to a podcast我讨厌你看视频或听播客
239and they just ruin everything.他们只是毁了一切。
240I always skip forward.我总是往前跳
241I'm not going to do that for you.我不会为你这么做的
242But I will say that I felt like this newest Spider-Man,但我会说,我觉得 像这个最新的蜘蛛侠,
243I saw it in IMAX, first of all, which was amazing,我在IMAX看到它, 首先,这是惊人的,
244like a true IMAX, like a huge, huge, huge screen.像一个真正的IMAX, 像一个巨大的,巨大的,巨大的屏幕。
245I felt that there's a lot of weird plot holes,我觉得有很多奇怪的阴谋洞
246not plot holes, but like a lot of things like,不是阴谋,而是像很多事情一样,
247why did that happen?为什么?
248Huh, that was convenient.嗯,这是方便的。
249All I'm going to say is that我只想说
250what happens to Spider-Man in the end of the movie,蜘蛛侠在电影的最后,
251it made me say, well, if it was that...它让我说,嗯,如果这是...
252Hold on, I got to stop myself.等等,我必须阻止自己。
253I said no spoilers, but I said no spoilers.我说没有破坏者,但我说没有破坏者。
254I almost gave away the spoiler.我差点把破坏者送人
255All I'm going to say is that if it was that easy我只想说 如果事情这么简单
256to affect Spider-Man that way,这样影响蜘蛛侠
257why not just do that all the time, like 24-7?为什么不一直这样 像24 -7?
258That'd be the easiest way to get rid of them, right?这样最容易摆脱他们,对吧?
259Okay, that's all I'm going to say.好吧,这就是我要说的。
260I apologize if I gave any spoilers away.我道歉,如果我把任何破坏者送走。
261You can guess at what it means, all right?你可以猜它意味着什么,好吗?
262It is interesting because even if you don't really care about很有趣 因为即使你不在乎
263superhero movies or superheroes in general,超级英雄电影或超级英雄一般,
264there's an interesting phenomenon.有一个有趣的现象。
265It's called superhero fatigue.这叫超级英雄疲劳症
266And what that means is that people are just kind of like意思是人们就像
267sick of superhero movies, right?讨厌超级英雄电影,对吧?
268Since the first Iron Man movie,自从第一部铁人电影以来
269and actually even before that, that's the thing.在那之前 事情就是这样的
270People don't realize that Iron Man人们不知道铁人
271was not the first superhero movie.不是第一部超级英雄电影
272There was way more before that.之前还有更多
273There was Blade.有刀锋。
274There's obviously more.很明显还有更多
275There was The Hulk, the old one.有绿巨人,旧的。
276There's more, I'm sorry.还有,对不起。
277It's off the top of my head.离我头顶.
278I can't remember them.我不记得了
279But anyways, since that was a long time ago,但无论如何,因为那是很久以前,
280I think the first Avengers was like, what?我觉得第一个复仇者是什么样的人?
281Over 10 years ago?10多年前吗?
282More?还要吗?
283Time flies, right?时光飞逝,对吧?
284But since then, there's just been so many superhero movies,但从那以后 超级英雄的电影太多了
285shows, cartoons, and this and that.表演,卡通, 还有这个和那个。
286And so what that means is that people have superhero fatigue.这意味着人们有超级英雄疲劳症。
287And that means that when a new movie comes out,这意味着当一部新电影上映时
288when a new show comes out, people are kind of just like,当新秀出来的时候,人们就像,
289eh, whatever.随便吧
290I'm not that excited anymore.我不再那么兴奋了
291But Spider-Man, I think, was like,但蜘蛛侠,我想,就像,
292I believe is one of the biggest openings of all time now,我相信这是有史以来最大的机会之一
293like more than The Odyssey,比《奥德赛报》更精彩
294which is also a movie that just came out.这也是一部刚刚上映的电影。
295And coincidentally, Tom Holland is also a star.顺便说一句 Tom Holland也是一颗恒星
296I don't know if he's a star,我不知道他是不是个明星
297but he's also in that movie as well.但他也在电影里
298I think they're all, both actors,我想他们都是演员
299all three actors are in the same movie.三个演员都在同一部电影里
300Anyways, so it does tell me that either,不管怎么说,它也告诉我
301how do I say this,我该怎么说呢?
302either people are not sick of superhero movies要么人们不厌倦超级英雄电影
303or people just really, really, really love Spider-Man.或者人们只是真正, 真的,真的,真的爱蜘蛛侠。
304I don't know what it is.我不知道这是什么。
305People love Spider-Man, it's true.人们喜欢蜘蛛侠,这是真的。
306Every time there's a new Spider-Man movie,每当有新的蜘蛛侠电影,
307it's like it always does so well at the movie theater.就像电影院总是这么好
308Personally, for me, I'm not the biggest Spider-Man fan.就我个人而言,我不是最大的蜘蛛侠粉丝
309I do prefer Batman.我更喜欢蝙蝠侠
310Batman and Superman, these are my guys蝙蝠侠和超人,他们是我的人
311in terms of superheroes.就超级英雄而言
312I don't know what it is.我不知道这是什么。
313I think that, how do I say this?我想,我该怎么说呢?
314Batman, for me, I think it's just the common man,蝙蝠侠,对我来说,我觉得这只是普通人,
315something about the way he presents himself, he's cool.关于他展示自己的方式,他很酷。
316I think there's a lot of people who love Batman as well.我认为有很多人也爱蝙蝠侠.
317I even love Superman as well.我也爱超人
318It's funny because I think that, for me,这很有趣,因为我认为,对我来说,
319Superman just doesn't have any weaknesses,超人就是没有弱点
320除了Kryptonaut 显然
321but he's just, the way he presents himself,但他只是, 他展示自己的方式,
322what he stands for, I don't know.他所代表的,我不知道。
323I think those are just things我认为这些只是一些事情
324that I really gravitate towards.我非常热衷于这个
325Not only, I think, in terms of superheroes,不仅在超级英雄方面
326but also in terms of people as well.也从人的角度来说
327Maybe that's why people like superheroes也许这就是为什么人们喜欢超级英雄
328because for them, well, that's their Superman.因为他们是他们的超人
329Maybe for a lot of people in their daily lives,也许很多人的日常生活,
330their personal lives,他们的个人生活,
331they don't have a very strong figure in their lives.他们生活中没有很强的身材
332Maybe they don't have someone that is their hero也许他们没有英雄
333or a prominent person they look up to.或者是他们所仰望的知名人士
334So we have our superheroes, we have our cartoons,所以我们有我们的超级英雄, 我们有我们的漫画,
335we have our fictional characters.我们有我们虚构的角色。
336It's not only just comics, but it's also anime,不仅是漫画 也是动画
337it's also TV shows, cartoons,电视剧 漫画
338and I think it's great.我觉得很棒
339I think I, for me, I don't think I'll ever grow up我想我,对我来说, 我不认为我会长大
340in that sense at all, always kind of like从这个意义上来说,总是喜欢
341be into video games, be into comics and these things,成为电子游戏,成为漫画和这些东西,
342but that's a topic for another day, okay?但这是另一天的话题,好吗?
343I apologize, many of you are probably like,对不起,你们很多人可能都喜欢,
344dude, I don't even care about superheroes, man.伙计 我甚至不在乎超级英雄
345I'm like, I'm a grown man, I'm a grown woman.我像,我是一个成年人,我是一个成年人。
346I'm sorry, my bad, okay?对不起,我的错,好吗?
347I'm a grown man too, but I'm allowed to be a kid, all right?我也长大了 但我还是可以当孩子的 好吗?
348So what I want to talk about today,所以我今天想谈的事
349after I've talked to you about so much already,我跟你说了这么多之后
350was actually some more China stories.其实是一些中国的故事。
351I think in my last episode, a lot of people我想在我的最后一集,很多人
352really got a kick out of me talking about scooters说起摩托车,我真的很兴奋
353and how bad traffic can be in China,和如何糟糕的交通在中国,
354in terms of like, especially for pedestrians特别是对于行人来说
355walking on the sidewalk.步行在人行道上。
356If you haven't heard that episode,如果你没听过那集
357obviously it's the last one,显然,这是最后一个,
358we're gonna continue a little bit about that today.我们今天要继续谈这个
359Actually, I want to talk about something more其实,我想谈一些事情
360that I think is interesting,我觉得很有趣,
361and I want to share a story with you我想跟你分享一个故事
362about the first time I had really spicy Chinese food.我第一次吃辣的中国菜
363So this is a global podcast.这就是全球播客。
364We have people listening, the USA,有人在听 美国
365we have Americans, South Americans, Africans,我们有美国人,南美人,非洲人,
366Middle Eastern, Asians from all over the planet, everybody,中东 世界各地的亚洲人 每个人
367so I want to say to everybody,所以我想对大家说,
368I'm so happy to have you here.很高兴你能来
369And I will say, okay, if I had to tell you我会说,好吧,如果我不得不告诉你
370my top three spiciest dishes I ever had, okay,我吃过最辣的三盘菜
371the spiciest food I ever had was this weird Thai curry, okay?我吃过的最辣的食物 是这种奇怪的泰国咖喱,好吗?
372I gotta put Thai as the spiciest food I've ever had.我要把泰语当作我吃过的最辣的食物
373I remember I was with my friend,我记得我和我的朋友在一起
374and we were having some really good food,我们吃了很多好吃的食物
375and she was like, try this.她想,试试这个。
376It was some like a shrimp dish,有点像虾盘
377like I think it was like a raw shrimp dish or something like that.像是生虾碟之类的
378It had chilies, you know, like all these great seasonings,它有辣椒,你知道, 像所有这些伟大的调味品,
379and she's like, it's hot, be careful.她喜欢,它的热,小心。
380I'm like, whatever, I can handle some spicy.我很喜欢,不管怎样, 我可以处理一些辣。
381Dude, this was the spiciest thing I ever had in my entire life.这是我一生中最辣的东西
382I put it in my mouth, immediately my lips start burning,我把它放在我的嘴里, 立即我的嘴唇开始燃烧,
383my nose starts running, I start sweating profusely.我的鼻子开始奔跑, 我开始汗流满面。
384She's like, are you okay?她喜欢,你没事吧?
385I'm like, I immediately just downed a beer,我马上喝了杯啤酒
386and it did not help at all, all right?一点用都没有,好吗?
387So Thai food for me, definitely the spiciest.所以泰国菜给我,绝对是最辣的。
388The second one for me has gotta be some Chinese hot pot,对我来说第二个是中国的热锅
389which I will talk about more in a second.我一会儿再谈
390Chinese hot pot definitely is my number two.中式火锅绝对是我的二号
391There are many different types of hot pot in China,中国有多种不同种类的火锅
392but the one I'm talking about particularly但我所说的那个
393is I think some hot pot I had in Chengdu once.我觉得我曾经在成都喝过热水
394How do I say this?我该怎么说呢?
395It's very oily, and when it's in,它非常油腻,当它进入,
396when you see it for the first time,当你第一次看到它,
397so the one I had was called, it's called like,所以,我曾经有一个叫, 它叫像,
398I think it's called like, in Chinese we say niuyou,我想这叫"中国",我们说"别"
399and it's like, I don't know if this is right,我不知道这是否正确
400I don't know if it really is, like cow oil, cow oil or beef oil.我不知道是不是真的,比如牛油,牛油或者牛肉油.
401How do I explain this?我该怎么解释?
402I don't know exactly what it is,我不知道这是什么
403but basically it's a spicy seasoning.但基本上它是一个辣的季节。
404So beside all the chili peppers and all that stuff,除了辣椒和那些东西
405it's like a spicy seasoning, it's thick,这就像一个辣的调味品, 它的厚,
406it's like a block of spice, and they put it in the hot pot.这就像块香料, 他们把它放在热锅。
407And this stuff, this spice mix is so thick和这个东西,这个香料混合 如此浓厚
408that if it gets on the table, it'll thicken and get hard.如果放在桌子上 就会变厚变硬
409It's gotta be, I don't know,一定的,我不知道,我还不知道
410if you're from this part of China, from Sichuan,如果你来自中国这个地区,来自四川
411or as people from around the world call it Szechuan,或如世界各地人们称之为"思川"
412you can tell me what exactly it's made of.你可以告诉我它到底是什么做的。
413But again, this Sichuan hot pot is so thick, oily, and spicy,但是,这四川的热锅又厚又油又辣
414and the first time you have it, it is brutal, it is brutal,当你第一次拥有它, 它是残酷的,它是残酷的,
415especially if you're not used to like an oily kind of spicy.特别是如果你不喜欢油味的辣味
416Third, spicy thing I ever had before,第三,辣的东西 我曾经有过,
417just like some, I guess like some chili peppers就像一些,我猜 像辣椒一样
418or some jalapenos, jalapenos like a Mexican chili pepper.或者一些墨西哥辣椒,墨西哥辣椒
419I don't know if it's Mexican, but just for me,我不知道是不是墨西哥人 但对我来说
420I've had it the most when I have like Mexican food.我吃墨西哥菜时吃得最多
421And yeah, those will kick your butt, all right?是啊,他们会踢你的屁股,好吗?
422But as I was saying, you can tell me,但正如我所说 你可以告诉我
423you can tell me what the spicy food you ever had was.你可以告诉我你吃过什么辣的食物
424Let me tell you about my adventure让我告诉你我的冒险
425having this spicy food for the first time.第一次吃这种辣的食物
426So if you don't know anything about me, I'm mixed, okay?所以,如果你不知道 关于我,我是混合的,好吗?
427I'm mixed Chinese, all right?我是混血儿,好吗?
428So on my father's side of the family,所以在我父亲的家里
429I believe my grandpa, yes, he is from Sichuan.我相信我爷爷是四川人
430Again, Sichuan is a province in China,同样,四川是中国的一个省份,
431and if you don't speak Chinese,如果你不说中文
432你可能发音为Sezuan。
433I think it's spelled like S-C-E-C-H, something like that, right?我觉得它像S -C -E
434And so I have like this Sichuanese blood in me.我体内有四川的血迹
435And Sichuanese people in Sichuan,而四川诸侯,
436they generally eat spicy food.他们一般吃辣的食物。
437That's usually what they're known for.通常他们都以这个为名.
438Sichuan is usually known for pandas, right?四川通常以熊猫著称,对吧?
439Pandas and spicy food.熊猫和辣食.
440Actually, interesting enough,其实,有趣的是,
441Sichuan is also known for hip hop as well.四川亦以嘻哈著称.
442Correct me if I'm wrong, but yeah,如果我错了,就纠正我,但是是的,
443there's a lot of rappers that are in Chengdu, I believe.我相信成都有很多说唱歌手
444And yeah, they're very cool, very awesome.是的,他们非常酷,非常棒。
445I wish I could be a rapper.真希望我能成为说唱歌手
446I'm just not cool.我只是不冷静。
447I'm just an old bald guy, okay?我只是一个老秃头,好吗?
448But it's okay.但没关系。
449Some people like me, it's all right.有些人喜欢我,没关系。
450So I have a friend that is from Chengdu, Chengdu province.所以我有个朋友来自成都省成都市
451And one day I said, hey, you know,有一天我说,嘿,你知道,
452I would love to go visit her,我很想去拜访她,
453and I want to go visit her and just kind of see Chengdu.我想去看她,看看成都
454You know, I want to see the pandas.我想看看熊猫
455I want to see all the amazing things.欲观一切妙法.
456It really is an amazing place to visit.这是一个令人惊叹的地方 访问。
457Now, again, they love their spicy food in Chengdu,现在,他们再次喜欢他们在成都的辣食
458and honestly, every meal we had,老实说 我们吃的每一顿饭
459I kind of feel like every meal,我有点像每顿饭,
460although not all of them were crazy spicy,虽然不是所有人都是辣的,
461all of them had like, for example,他们都喜欢,例如,
462like maybe like a little bit of like chili peppers.像是辣椒一样
463I mean, like at least a little bit of chili oil,我的意思是,像 至少一点点辣椒油,
464like in the noodles, like a little bit at least.就像在面条里, 至少有点。
465Like almost as if like, we don't eat spicy all the time,就像我们不吃辣味一样
466but if I don't have a little bit,但是如果我没有一点点,
467I just don't feel comfortable, you know?我只是觉得不舒服,你知道吗?
468And so you can imagine me like,所以你可以想象我喜欢,
469not really being that into spicy food at the time.那时候不是那么辣的
470I love it now, but also like not being used to it.我喜欢现在,但也喜欢不习惯它。
471This was brutal.这是残酷的。
472So the first meal I had in Chengdu was,我在成都吃的第一个饭是
473again, I told you a big old Chengdu hot pot,再说一遍,我告诉你一个大老成都热锅
474a spicy hot pot.一个辣的热锅。
475And so this big cauldron,所以这个大锅炉,
476I remember like, it's like, it looked like lava.我记得,它就像, 它看起来像熔岩。
477It looked like, because it's in a pot, the fire is good.看起来像,因为它在一个锅,火是好的。
478Again, sorry, let me explain this.再次,对不起,让我解释一下。
479If you don't know what hot pot is, my friends,如果你不知道什么是热锅,我的朋友,
480and again, it's a very international audience here.再一次,它是一个非常国际的观众在这里。
481Hot pot is basically like, is a Chinese dish火锅基本上就是中国菜
482where it's like you have a pot, a big pot,在那里它就像你有一个锅,一个大锅,
483and you have like broth in there.里面有浓汤
484You can have broth, you have tomato flavor,你可以吃汤,有番茄味
485you could have like a spicy flavor,你可能会有像辣味,
486whatever, you can have mushroom flavor, whatever you want.随便什么,你都可以有蘑菇味,随便你
487And then you basically take like raw meats, raw vegetables,然后基本上你拿 像生肉,生蔬菜,
488and you just put it in there, you cook it,你刚把它放在那里, 你煮它,
489and you dip it in a sauce and you eat it.把它浸进酱汁里然后吃掉
490It's very good, very delicious.很不错,很好吃
491You should definitely try it sometime.你一定要试试看
492And so I remember this big spicy lava volcano of a pot.所以我记得一个大辣熔岩火山
493And I was like, whatever, dude, I can handle some spicy, man.而我就像,不管怎么样,伙计, 我可以处理一些辣,男人。
494I get my meat, I dip it in,我得到我的肉,我浸进去,
495I take a bite.我吃点东西
496Dude, it's so spicy and also numbing.哥们,它太辣了,也麻木了。
497This is a big one, so mala, all right?这是一个大的,所以马拉,好吗?
498Actually, if you're overseas,其实,如果你在国外,
499you probably heard the term mala as well.你可能也听到了马来这个词
500Mala is this, there's a, I forget the word.玛拉就是这个 我忘了
501It's like, I think it's Sichuan peppercorn, I think it is.好像,我想是四川辣椒,我觉得是
502It's basically like a peppercorn, I think.我想,它基本上就像一个胡椒粉。
503Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm sorry.如果我错了 纠正我 对不起
504If I'm getting this wrong, I'm sorry about that, all right?如果我弄错了,我很抱歉,好吗?
505And you put it in the dish and it makes the whole dish你把它放在盘子里,让整个盘子
506like a peppery numbing feeling.像胡椒麻木的感觉。
507Like your mouth will go numb, but not like in a bad way,就像你的嘴会麻木,但不是在坏的方式,
508not like an oh my God, I can't feel my mouth,不是像一个哦,我的上帝, 我不能感觉到我的嘴,
509but like a ooh, that's kind of nice, right?但像一个哦, 这是种不错,对不对?
510And so this numbing feeling is usually accompanied所以这种麻木的感觉通常伴随着
511with this spicy feeling as well.还有这种辣味的感觉
512But if you're not used to it, you're just like, oh my,但是如果你不习惯, 你只是喜欢,哦,我的,
513my mouth is spicy, my mouth is on fire, my mouth is numb,我的嘴很辣,我的嘴着火,我的嘴麻木了,
514I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I just begin sweating right away.我出汗了,我出汗了,我刚开始出汗
515I'm starting to sweat so bad, the sweat is going on my shirt,我开始出汗了 我的衬衫上流汗了
516it's going in my soup.它会在我的汤。
517Dude, it was so, so spicy.伙计,它是如此,如此辣。
518Now, usually how you combat this, this spice,现在,通常你如何对抗这个,这个香料,
519is well, you can drink something with it.很好,你可以喝的东西与它。
520So you know, you could have a beer,所以,你知道, 你可以有一个啤酒,
521you could have some water, whatever, right?你可以喝点水,对吧?
522You could have, there's different sauces.你可以的,有不同的酱汁。
523So the sauce I like is like a sesame oil sauce,所以我喜欢的酱油就像芝麻油酱
524little oyster sauce and garlic in there, delicious, right?小牡蛎酱和大蒜 在那里,美味,对不对?
525Throw some cilantro in there, some parsley, yummy, right?扔些香肠进去, 派斯利,好吃,对不对?
526You dip it in there, that kind of like,你把它浸在那里, 那种喜欢,
527gets rid of the spice a little bit, right?把香料弄掉,对吧?
528But I was too far gone.但我走得太远了
529And then, you know, you could have some dessert,然后,你知道, 你可以有一些甜点,
530but the problem is though, it's like,但问题是,它就像,
531once the spice is in your mouth,一旦香料在你嘴里,
532you just gotta keep going, bro.你只要继续走,兄弟
533You can't, you can stop and pause,你不能,你可以停下来暂停,
534promise then you're like, oh man, like, I'm hungry, right?你答应我,我饿了,对吧?
535But I'm hungry, but this hot pot,但我饿了,但这个热锅,
536this spicy hot pot is brutal.这个辣热的锅是残酷的。
537It's killing me, right?它杀了我,对不对?
538So I remember that first night just having this hot pot,我记得第一晚刚喝完这个热锅
539just eating it, I'm just like, dude, I'm dying here, right?只是吃它,我只是一样,伙计, 我死在这里,对不对?
540Now, I survived, I survived the dinner.现在,我活下来了,我活下来了
541Yes, I did, right?是的,我做到了,对不对?
542Now, remember when I told you about that new y'all, right?记得我跟你说过新来的吗?
543So this hot pot was that like, that,所以,这个热锅是 喜欢,那,
544I don't know if it's called cow oil or beef oil.或称牛油或牛肉油.
545I don't know what it's called,我不知道这叫什么
546but it's a little oily and it gets thick, right?但它有点油腻 变得浓厚,对不对?
547So this hot pot was like that beef oil style, right?所以这个热锅就像牛肉油一样,对吧?
548And remember I told you, it gets really thick,记得我告诉过你,它变得很厚,
549it falls on the table, it thickens up, right?它掉在桌子上, 它变厚了,对不对?
550And I imagine that, that night for dinner,我想,当晚的晚餐,
551that spice, that oil, it decided, hey,香料,油,它决定,嘿,
552I'm gonna thicken up right in your gut as well.我也会在你的肠子里加厚
553Dude, that next morning,伙计,第二天早上,
554remember I talked to you about a volcano?记得我跟你说过火山的事吗?
555That Sichuan spicy hot pot had my butt那个四川辣锅的屁股
556like a volcano as well.就像火山一样
557Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, the pain, the suffering.伙计,伙计,伙计,伙计,伙计, 痛苦,痛苦。
558I remember, dude, I was fighting for my,我记得,伙计,我为我的,
559I was fighting for my life on the toilet, man.我在厕所里为生命而战
560Like I had such bad diarrhea, now hold on.就像我有这么糟糕的痢疾, 现在坚持住。
561I had bad diarrhea, but not like diarrhea我腹泻不好,但不像腹泻
562because the food was bad.因为食物很差
563No, no, no, don't, hold on, don't get me wrong.不,不,不,不,坚持住,不要误解我。
564I was not having diarrhea because the food was rotten我没有腹泻,因为食物烂了
565or bad or I was sick, no.或者我生病了,没有。
566I was having flaming hot poo我当时有热辣的便便
567because this hot pot was extremely spicy.因为这个热锅非常辣
568And all this spice in my belly, well, remember everybody,还有我肚子里的香料 记住每个人
569what goes in must come out.里面的东西必须出来
570So I remember that first day, that morning after,所以我记得第一天 第二天早上
571I'd be like gripping the toilet.我就像抓厕所。
572Ah, ah, ah, make it stop.啊,啊,啊,让它停下来。
573Dude, it was like a flamethrower,伙计,就像喷火机,
574like fire shooting out my butt.像火射我的屁股一样。
575I'm sorry, listen, you could say right now,对不起 听着 你现在可以说
576this is very inappropriate.这是非常不恰当的。
577This is so inappropriate.这太不合适了
578My kids are listening, listen to me right now.我的孩子在听,听我说
579Don't lie, don't pretend like you别撒谎 别装作像你一样
580have never had diarrhea before.从来没有过腹泻。
581Don't pretend to be like you never had something spicy不要假装你从来没有过辣的东西
582before and you were suffering,以前,你还在受苦,
583fighting for your life the next day, okay?第二天为生命而战 好吗?
584That was what happened to me, okay?我就是这样,好吗?
585That spicy hot pot fricking whooped me so bad, all right?辣辣的热锅他妈的 吼我这么糟糕,好吗?
586And I remember like I would go, I'd come back,我记得我会去,我会回来,
587I'd be on the bed like, oh, I could feel like the chilies我会躺在床上 就像,哦,我可以感觉 像辣椒
588just surging, coursing through my gut.冲动 冲破我的肠胃
589I had to go back again.我必须再回去一次。
590I went back like six different times, right?我回去像六个不同的时间,对不对?
591And the worst part, of course, right?还有最糟糕的部分,当然,对不对?
592Fire, what does fire do to you?火,火对你有什么影响?
593Fire burns, right?燃烧,对不对?
594Fire burns.火烧.
595And so that fire was burning my ring,火烧了我的戒指
596if you know what I mean.你知道我的意思吗?
597It was, my ring was on fire, all right?我的戒指着火了,好吗?
598It was so, it was so painful.它是如此,它是如此痛苦。
599It was so, oh, it was so sensitive它是如此,哦,它是如此敏感
600and it just kept happening and happening.它只是不断发生和发生。
601I remember finally after round six,我记得在第六回合之后
602finally after I got everything out,在我把一切都弄出来后
603the pain had subsided, but it was brutal.痛苦已经减轻了,但很残酷。
604And I remember, I remember after that,我记得,在那之后,
605like just like kind of like laying on the bed,就像躺在床上一样
606just like comatose after such a crazy incident.就像在这么疯狂的事件后昏迷一样
607Like I called my friend, I'm like, dude, I feel so bad.就像我给朋友打电话一样,我感觉很糟
608You know, everything hurts.你知道,一切伤害。
609Like, oh, I'm sorry, what happened?对不起,发生了什么事?
610I'm like, oh, that spicy would really kick my butt.我很喜欢,哦, 那辣会 真的踢我的屁股。
611Okay, don't worry about it.好吧,不用担心。
612We'll get some, we'll get some like noodles,我们会得到一些, 我们会得到一些像面条,
613like, you know, just some regular noodles in.喜欢,你知道, 只是一些普通的面条英寸
614Okay, no crazy spicy stuff.好吧,没有疯狂的辣的东西。
615We go to the restaurant and like I told you,我们去餐厅 就像我告诉你的
616people in Chengdu love their spicy stuff, right?成都人喜欢吃辣的东西,对吧?
617We go to this place, like it's not spicy,我们去这个地方, 像它不辣,
618don't worry about it.别担心
619I get the soup noodles and there's spicy chili oil in it.我买汤面,里面有辣辣椒油
620But you know, granted, it's like a light,但是你知道,当然,它就像一个灯,
621it's more like chili oil for like, you know, flavor,它更像辣椒油 喜欢,你知道,味道,
622but it's still spicy and my poor stomach, my poor,但它仍然是辣和我的 可怜的胃,我可怜的,
623my poor, my poor belly.我可怜的,我可怜的肚皮。
624It was like, oh, why more spicy stuff?这就像,哦,为什么更多的辣的东西?
625I didn't, whatever, I just, you know, I powered through it.我没有,什么的,我只是,你知道,我通过它。
626I figured, I figured maybe I could build我想,我想也许我可以建造
627an immunity this way, right?这种方式的豁免,对不对?
628So later that day, you know, I go back and rest.那天晚些时候,我回去休息
629I think I had like some, I think I had to go我想我喜欢一些, 我想我必须去
630to like a market to get some bread,喜欢市场买面包,
631just to like coat my insides.只是喜欢涂上我的内衣。
632Again, I always have, I'm not saying that, you know,再说一遍,我一直都是,我不是说,你知道,
633Chengdu Sichuan food is bad.成都四川菜不好吃.
634I'm just saying that if you can't do spicy,我只是说,如果你不能做辣,
635well, you better be prepared.你最好准备好
636It's a place of spice, right?这是一个香料的地方,对不对?
637Lots of spice over in that place, right?那儿有很多香料 对吧?
638Lots of spicy cuisine.很多辣味的烹饪。
639Now, the funniest thing I remember is that,现在,最有趣的事情 我记得,
640excuse me, so I remember we went to another restaurant对不起,所以我记得我们去了另一个餐厅
641and on this trip, I actually went with my friend.在这次旅行中,我和我的朋友去了
642I brought my friend, he's a white guy, okay?我带了我的朋友,他是白人,好吗?
643And he was with me too.他当时也和我在一起
644He was suffering that morning too.那天早上他也在受苦受难
645He was definitely having some issues as well, right?他肯定也有些问题,对吧?
646And I remember that I was kind of okay,我记得我还不错
647like my diarrhea, I'm not gonna call it diarrhea,像我的痢疾, 我不会把它叫做痢疾,
648I'm gonna call it flaming poops, okay?我要叫它火大便,好吗?
649I'm gonna call it flaming volcano butt.我要叫它火烧火山屁股
650My volcano butt had already kind of like calmed down我的火山屁股已经平静下来了
651so I could like continue eating some more, right?所以我可以继续吃一些,对不对?
652But he was like not doing good, like he was still getting it但他好像没做好事,好像他还在做
653and like he was still like, he had to go,就像他还像, 他不得不去,
654he had to go, he had to go, right?他必须去,他必须去,对不对?
655And so we were at this restaurant and I don't know why,所以我们在这家餐馆 我不知道为什么
656okay, so in China and I'm sure around the world as well,好吧,所以在中国 我敢肯定,在全世界,
657but you can tell me as well, right?但你也可以告诉我 对吧?
658So actually in China, not every place has a regular toilet.所以实际上在中国,并不是每个地方都有固定的厕所.
659And what I mean by that,我意思是说
660I mean like a toilet where you could sit down on, right?我的意思是像厕所 你可以坐下,对不对?
661Actually, there's a lot of what we call like squatters.实际上,有很多我们称之为棚户区的人。
662What does that mean?这是什么意思?
663It's just, it's a toilet, but it's not a hole.只是,是厕所,但不是洞。
664Well, it is a hole, but it's in the ground basically.嗯,这是一个洞,但它基本上在地面上。
665If you need to use it, you squat down and you use it that way.如果你需要使用它, 你蹲下,你使用它的方式。
666It's like a regular toilet, but you squat down basically.这就像一个普通的厕所, 但你基本上蹲下来。
667Now, here's the thing.事情是这样的
668The funny thing is that that's good for you.有趣的是 这对你有好处
669Actually, squatting to use the bathroom,实际上,蹲下用浴室,
670especially if it's number two, is normal and healthy.特别是如果它是第二, 是正常和健康的。
671That's the way humans used to do it, right?人类就是这样做的 对吧?
672Because it doesn't like bend everything, right?因为它不喜欢弯曲一切,对不对?
673So squatting is actually is very healthy所以蹲下其实很健康
674and they actually sell like little stools and chairs now他们现在像小凳子和椅子一样卖
675for people that have issues using the bathroom, right?对于有问题的人 在浴室,对不对?
676We're going number two.我们要去第二。
677And so, you know, honestly, I don't mind them.所以,你知道,说实话, 我不介意他们。
678I'm used to them, but you know, of course, preferably,我习惯他们,但你知道, 当然,最好,
679I would prefer a regular, I guess you could say我更喜欢一个普通的, 我想你可以说
680like a Western toilet for sitting down, right?像一个西方的厕所,坐下,对不对?
681Now, here's the problem.现在,问题就在这里。
682At that time, this was about like 15 years ago.当时,这大概是15年前的事了。
683At that time, the fashion was skinny jeans.当时的时尚是瘦牛仔裤.
684Skinny jeans, right?瘦牛仔裤,对不对?
685Tight everything, tight shirts, tight pants.紧紧的东西,紧紧的衬衫,紧紧的裤子。
686The tighter, the skinnier, the better, right?越紧,越瘦越好,对吧?
687And that's what I was rocking as well.这也是我摇晃的。
688The problem is if you're wearing skinny jeans,问题是如果你穿着瘦牛仔裤
689if you're wearing skinny jeans如果你穿着瘦牛仔裤
690and you have to use a squatter toilet,你不得不使用一个棚户式厕所,
691you're gonna have some issues, right?你会有一些问题,对不对?
692So, my friend, we were at the restaurant所以,我的朋友,我们在餐厅
693and my friend, he gets up.我的朋友 他站起来了
694He's like, I gotta use the bathroom right now.他好像,我现在要上厕所
695I'm like, okay, bro, why are you, just go.我就像,好吧,兄弟, 为什么你,只是去。
696You don't need to tell me, right?你不需要告诉我,对不对?
697My friend, again, he was still suffering我的朋友,他还在受苦
698from that spicy hot pot we had the night before.从我们前一晚喝的辣锅里
699So, he goes to the bathroom, you know,所以,他去厕所,你知道,
700and we continue eating.我们继续吃饭。
701I don't hear from him for an hour, okay?我一个小时都没有他的消息,好吗?
702Just like an hour.就像一个小时。
703So, I'm like, I call, he doesn't answer the phone.所以 我打电话来 他不接电话
704I text, he doesn't answer his texts.我发短信,他不回短信
705Finally, I go to the men's bathroom.我终于去男厕所了
706There's like one bathroom there, one stall basically.那里就像一个浴室,一个摊位。
707I knock on the door and he comes out.我敲门,他就出来了。
708I'm like, dude, what's wrong?我就像,伙计,怎么了?
709Are you okay?你没事吧?
710He's like, that was one of the worst experiences他喜欢,这是最糟糕的经历之一
711of my whole life.我整个人生
712I'm like, what's wrong?我像,怎么了吗?
713So, he had like, again, really bad diarrhea所以,他有,再次, 非常糟糕的痢疾
714for me to that spicy hot pot.让我去那个辣热锅
715And he had the tightest skinny jeans on.他穿着最紧的牛仔裤
716So, when he went to use the bathroom,当他去洗手间时
717he had, when he tried to squat down,当他想蹲下时
718he couldn't get his pants on.他不能穿裤子。
719The pants were too tight.裤子太紧了
720So, when he tried, he couldn't get out of them.所以,当他尝试, 他无法摆脱他们。
721He couldn't get out of them.他无法摆脱他们。
722And so, he's trying to take them off所以,他试图脱下它们
723and they got stuck on his legs.他们被卡在他的腿上。
724And so, he had to stand and so, he told me what he did.所以,他不得不站着, 所以,他告诉我他做了什么。
725He's basically, he told me what he ended in.他基本上,他告诉我 他结束了什么。
726He had to take off his shoes and take his pants off他只好脱鞋脱裤子
727because they're too tight.因为他们太紧了。
728And he hung the pants on the door他把裤子挂在门上
729and then he used the squatter with no pants.然后他用棚户区 没有裤子。
730Oh my God.天呐
731Excuse me.对不起。
732Oh my God.天呐
733Excuse me, everybody.对不起,各位。
734Oh, oh my God.瓳ぱ摆
735Oh, I told you this podcast would be我告诉过你这个播客
736just a conversation between you and me.只是我们之间的谈话
737So, I apologize.所以,对不起。
738Ladies and gentlemen, if you could tell me right now,女士们,先生们,如果你现在能告诉我,
739see, doing a solo, I'm sorry, I'm so crying你看,做独奏,我很抱歉,我是如此哭泣
740from how hard I was laughing.从我笑得有多难。
741Doing a solo podcast, again, I just have to be me, right?做一个独播播客, 再次,我只需要成为我,对不对?
742I just have to talk about things I think is funny or not,我得谈谈我觉得好笑的事
743but I know a lot of you too, right?但我也认识你们很多人,对吧?
744All of you want something different from me, right?你们都想跟我不同 对吧?
745Again, the best thing I can give to all of you再说一遍,我给大家最好的东西
746just be my natural, fun self.做我的自然的,有趣的自我。
747Like, in my videos that I do for my main account,喜欢,在我的视频 我做的主要账户,
748I do a lot of acting, I put outfits on.我演了很多戏,穿了衣服
749It's not my natural self, but it's still kind of,这不是我的自然自我, 但它仍然有点,
750it's my humor, right?这是我的幽默,对不对?
751But this is the real me.但这才是真正的我
752Like, if we were sitting together at a table,就像,如果我们坐在一起 在一张桌子,
753if we were at a party, if we met for the first time,如果我们在派对, 如果我们第一次见面,
754I wanna try to make you laugh.我想试着让你笑
755That's the kind of person I am.我就是这种人
756I like, I guess you could say I'm a people pleaser,我喜欢,我猜你可以说我是一个人民取悦,
757people pleaser, not like a butt kisser,人们欢呼, 不像一个屁股吻者,
758but like, I get a tremendous sense of satisfaction.但是,像,我得到了 一个巨大的满足感。
759I feel happy when I can make people feel good.能令众生得安乐故.
760Wait, wait, hold on a second, let me rephrase that.等等,等一下,让我重述一下
761I feel happy when I can make people feel good,当我能让人感觉好的时候,我感到快乐,
762like feel happy, not physically happy.喜欢快乐,而不是身体快乐。
763Well, maybe, if you need a massage,好吧,也许,如果你需要按摩,
764your shoulder hurts, your neck hurts, maybe I'll help you.你的肩膀疼 你的脖子疼 也许我会帮你
765Anyways, when I can make people laugh,总之,当我能让别人笑的时候,
766when I can make people feel comfortable,当我可以让人感到舒适,
767when I can make people feel happy, proud of themselves,当我能让人们感到快乐,自豪,
768like feel more confident, to me,感觉更自信,对我来说,
769that is the greatest satisfaction I can get in my life.这是我一生中最满意的一次
770And that applies to my family, my friends, everybody,这适用于我的家人,我的朋友,每个人,
771strangers as well, all of you as well, right?你们也是陌生人,对吧?
772So the story I just told, it is 100% real.所以我刚刚讲的故事是100%真实的。
773If my friend ever listens to this,如果我的朋友听这个,
774I'm sure he'll have something to say.我相信他会有话要说
775Maybe I'll get him on the podcast at a later time in life.也许以后我会让他上播客
776But if you thought it was gross, I apologize about that.但如果你觉得很恶心 我为此道歉
777But if you thought it was funny, if you enjoyed it,但是如果你觉得这很有趣 如果你喜欢的话
778hey, let me know in the comments, okay?嘿,在评论中告诉我,好吗?
779That will be really important for me.这对我很重要
780Again, I can just be my natural self.再说一次,我可以做我自己
781I just wanna give you the best entertainment possible.我只是想给你最好的娱乐
782I know people, they told me they're like,我认识一些人,他们说他们喜欢,
783oh, I love listening to your podcast哦,我喜欢听你的播客
784and I'm walking on the street, on the subway,我走在街上,在地铁上,
785when I'm cleaning my house.当我清理我的房子。
786I just hope that you don't have my podcast on TV我只是希望你没有 我的播客在电视上
787and you're all eating dinner.你们都在吃晚餐
788I just told the story about how my friend我刚讲了我的朋友的故事
789almost pooped his pants.差点尿裤子了
790I hope you're not having dinner.我希望你没吃晚饭
791And the story about me having volcano butt和关于我有火山屁股的故事
792and hurting my ring from a spicy hot pot和伤害我的戒指 从辣热锅
793just ruined everything, okay?只是毁了一切,好吗?
794Your mom and dad will be like, what is this crap?你妈妈和爸爸会喜欢, 这是什么废话?
795Literally, all right?字面上,好吗?
796Oh, man, excuse me, excuse everybody, okay?哦,伙计,对不起,对不起大家,好吗?
797So anyways, everybody, I wanna remind everyone again,所以不管怎样,各位,我想再次提醒大家,
798remember our podcast is video form and audio form.记住我们的播客是视频形式和音频形式.
799So however you're listening right now,所以不管你现在在听
800remember, you can watch it on YouTube,记住 你可以在YouTube上看
801you can watch it everywhere, clips, right?你可以到处看,剪辑,对不对?
802I might not always have the entire episode我可能不总是有整个插曲
803where you're watching right now.你现在在看的地方
804You probably need to go somewhere else to see that.你也许需要去别的地方看看
805You get what I'm trying to say, okay?你明白我想说什么,好吗?
806And again, remember, our podcast再次,记住,我们的播客
807is also available everywhere.到处都有。
808It's available everywhere, okay?到处都是,好吗?
809A quick note for everybody here,给大家一个简短的提示
810if you are in mainland China, all right,如果你在中国大陆,好吧
811for Apple Podcasts, unfortunately, it's not showing up there.对于苹果播客, 不幸的是,它没有出现在那里。
812It's probably being approved.它可能正被批准。
813It's available everywhere else.随处可得.
814That's just how China works, okay, my friends?中国就是这样工作的,好吗,我的朋友?
815What you could do is you can try to Google search it.你可以尝试谷歌搜索它。
816你可以搜索约翰·彭(英语:John Peng Show Apple Podcasts).
817That will probably show you a link to it.这可能会显示你与它的联系。
818You can go there.你可以去那边。
819It might be a regional thing.这可能是个区域性问题。
820The person I'm working with on our podcast和我们播客合作的人
821and many friends have confirmed me和很多朋友已经确认我
822that the USA App Store totally fine, okay?美国App Store完全没问题,好吗?
823So it might be a regional thing.因此,这可能是一个区域性问题。
824I'm very sorry about that.对不起
825But of course, our podcast is available everywhere.当然 我们的播客到处都有
826You can listen somewhere else, okay?你可以在别的地方听,好吗?
827Thank you, and I'm very sorry for that.谢谢你,我很抱歉。
828It's really, really out of my control, okay, my friends?这真的,真的 超出我的控制,好吗,我的朋友?
829So with that said, for all of you here,所以说,对于你们所有人来说,
830again, if you like the podcast,如果你喜欢播客
831hey, like, follow, subscribe, leave a comment, everyone.嘿,像,跟随,订阅,留下一个评论,大家。
832Listen, I am all into this podcast, okay?听着,我很喜欢播客,好吗?
833I think that this podcast, with your support,我认为这个播客, 在你的支持下,
834do you hear those birds?你听到那些鸟吗?
835I just wanna hear how good the mic was.我只想听听麦克风有多好
836If you just heard birds right now,如果你刚才听到鸟儿现在,
837you can send me a bird emoji in the comments, okay?你可以在评论中给我发个鸟语,好吗?
838Sorry, I got distracted by birds.对不起,我被鸟儿分心了
839I'm like a cat, right?我像一只猫,对不对?
840But again, all of your support helps.但再说一遍,你的所有支持都帮助。
841I want to be, so these are my goals right now, okay?我想,所以这是我的目标 现在,好吗?
842These are my goals.这是我的目标。
843My goals are to hit, my goals are to hit我的目标是打,我的目标是打
844a million downloads, okay?一百万次下载,好吗?
845A million plays or downloads, okay?一百万的剧本或下载,好吗?
846By 2027, okay, that's number one.到2027年,这是第一。
847Number two is I want to be in China,第二,我想去中国
848and the rest of the world will be a bit tough,和世界的其余 将是一个有点艰难,
849but I would like to be at least top 10 English podcasts但我希望至少是十大英国播客
850in the world, that'd be great, right?在世界上,这将是伟大的,对不对?
851But there's a lot for you to learn.但学人多.
852Again, as you can see, if you're watching right now,再说一遍,如你所见 如果你现在在看
853this is a new camera.这是新的摄像机。
854I'm setting up a lot of tech.我设置了很多技术。
855I've been working on the lighting.我一直在做照明工作
856I designed this background myself.这个背景是我自己设计的
857If you're watching right now,如果你现在在看
858the lighting, the colors, the sound,灯光,颜色,声音,
859I still have stuff to improve on the sound.我还有些事要改进
860I apologize if there's any sound issues with the quality.如果质量有问题,我道歉
861I am really, really working on this,我真的很,真的在做这个,
862and as well, I'm working on my main account stuff as well.我也在做我的主要账务
863So guys and girls, I am really 24 seven所以,男生和女生,我真的247
864working on all this stuff right now.正在研究这些东西
865So your support helps so much.所以,你的支持 帮助这么多。
866Share it, leave a comment, interact with me, okay?分享它,留下一个评论, 互动与我,好吗?
867And most importantly, if you leave me a message,最重要的是 如果你给我留言
868if you message me privately, if you comment something,如果你私下给我留言 如果你有意见
869if you ask me a question, if you tell me certain stories,如果你问我一个问题 如果你告诉我一些故事
870things you'd like me to talk about, believe me when I say,你想让我谈的事,相信我
871I am saving all of it right now,我现在正在保存所有的东西
872and I am planning them for future episodes.并且我正在计划 未来的故事。
873In the future, for all episodes, I'll have an introduction,将来,对于所有剧集,我会有一个介绍,
874talk about what's new recently,说说最近有什么新鲜事
875our main topic for the show.我们节目的主题。
876At the end of the show, I'll answer your comments节目结束后,我会回答你的意见
877and talk about those things, okay?谈谈那些事,好吗?
878It's just, you know, these things take time, all right?这只是,你知道, 这些事情需要时间,好吗?
879I want you to know that I'm not just like,我想让你知道 我不只是喜欢,
880I'm not just sitting here talking about BS.我不只是坐在这里谈论BS。
881I'm not just like blah, blah, blah, blah,我不只是像 诸如此类,
882bring off right now, okay?现在就来 好吗?
883I write these shows out.我写这些节目出来。
884I think about what I'm gonna say.我想我要说什么。
885I think about all these things, okay, everybody?我想这些事情,好吗,大家?
886All right?好吗?
887So with that said, my friends, thank you so much.所以说,我的朋友,非常感谢。
888Thank you for your support.谢谢你的支持。
889I love you, and I'll see you next time, all right?我爱你 下次见 好吗?
890Take care.小心点
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