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0:00Thank you everybody, it is such a joy to be here.谢谢大家, 很高兴来到这里。
0:04Although I must say, it was difficult leaving Melania.虽然我不得不说, 很难离开梅拉尼亚。
0:10Okay, I want you to know that any time they tell you,好吧,我要你知道,任何时候他们告诉你,
0:13you've got to be locked for the next two weeks接下来两周你得被锁上
0:16in a room with Melania Trump.和梅拉妮娅·特朗普在一起
0:18It's a good thing.善哉众生.
0:21You know, I have problems with the way they use words你知道,我有问题 他们使用语言的方式
0:26in the English language, negative, positive,英语、阴性、阳性
0:30which is which.就是这个
0:33I mean, I have some negative news for you.我有些负面消息要告诉你
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1Thank you everybody, it is such a joy to be here.谢谢大家, 很高兴来到这里。
2Although I must say, it was difficult leaving Melania.虽然我不得不说, 很难离开梅拉尼亚。
3Okay, I want you to know that any time they tell you,好吧,我要你知道,任何时候他们告诉你,
4you've got to be locked for the next two weeks接下来两周你得被锁上
5in a room with Melania Trump.和梅拉妮娅·特朗普在一起
6It's a good thing.善哉众生.
7You know, I have problems with the way they use words你知道,我有问题 他们使用语言的方式
8in the English language, negative, positive,英语、阴性、阳性
9which is which.就是这个
10I mean, I have some negative news for you.我有些负面消息要告诉你
11You're positive.絋)
12Oh, that's good.哦,这是很好的。
13No, it's negative.不,这是负面的。
14When they told me, I don't know.当他们告诉我,我不知道。
15You know, it's just so confusing.你知道,这太令人困惑了。
16And I am never confused.我从不困惑
17Trust me on this, folks.相信我,伙计们。
18The greatest man in the entire world, not the greatest.世上最伟大的人,不是最伟大的
19Okay, we've got to give it up for the big guy, Jesus.好吧,我们得放弃它 大家伙,耶稣。
20What do you say, huh?你说呢?
21It here, yes, absolutely.在这里,是的,绝对的。
22I'm only the second greatest.我只是第二伟大的。
23Okay, it's true.好吧,这是真的。
24It's true.这是真的。
25In the back of the book, it says in the last days,在书的后面, 它说在最后的日子,
26the Trump will sound.特朗普将发出声音。
27And I've been sounding for a few years, folks,我发声了几年,伙计们
28and it's been sounding great to me.听起来很好
29And if you ask me, I think we need to make that sound如果你问我,我认为我们需要 发出这样的声音
30for four more years.再过四年
31What do you guys think?你们觉得怎么样?
32Four more years.复有四年时.
33Is there anybody in here that loves America?这里有人喜欢美国吗?
34Let me hear you tell me about it.让我听到你告诉我。
35Yes, America, what a place.对,美国,好地方
36Who would have ever thought that a simple businessman,谁会想到一个简单的商人
37a simple-minded businessman, I might add, too.一个头脑简单的商人,我也可以补充。
38I am simple-minded because the simple ways are the best.我头脑很简单,因为简单的方式是最好的。
39My way or the highway.我的方式或高速公路。
40It's very simple, folks.很简单,各位
41But when you work it and you work it hard但是当你努力工作的时候
42and you work it a long time,你工作了很长时间,
43trust me, I got my 10,000 hours in many years ago.相信我,我有一万小时前。
44It works.它的工作原理。
45It just works.它只是工作起来。
46And I just kept working it all the way to the top.我不停地工作着 一直到顶端。
47And now we're gonna keep it going.现在我们要继续前进
48And that's what I think.这就是我的想法。
49You know, people get tweaked when I say,你知道,人们得到调整 当我说,
50I'd like to be president for another 14 or 15 years.我想再当14年或15年的总统
51But I think that'd be great.但我认为这将是伟大的。
52And then at the end, we can give it to Ivanka.最后,我们可以把它交给伊万卡。
53What do you think, Ivanka?你觉得呢,伊万卡?
54Yeah, that'd be fantastic.是啊,这将是伟大的。
55Faith, freedom, and family, folks.信仰,自由,还有家庭
56Faith, freedom, and family.信仰、自由和家庭
57Those are my three themes.这些是我的三个主题。
58And ironically, they're all three words讽刺的是,他们都是三个字
59that start with the letter F.从字母F开始
60And I love that.我喜欢这样
61I love limericks.我喜欢石灰匠
62You know, I love rhymes and I love poetry我喜欢韵律 我喜欢诗歌
63and I love symbiont and things like that.我喜欢共鸣之类的东西
64The one thing I hate我最讨厌的一件事
65is when I'm standing in our stage当我站在我们的舞台上
66in front of 10,000 people当着一万人的面
67and I feel a fart forming.我感觉到一个屁形成。
68I hate it when that happens.我讨厌这样
69That's when I have to go off script这时候我不得不去 关闭剧本
70and make up a bunch of words然后编成一堆词
71that give me an excuse to say, huge.这给我一个借口说,巨大的。
72Because it's the best word I've found因为这是我找到的最好的词
73for slipping one out.因为漏掉了一个。
74And sometimes it's just a little, huge.有时它只是一点点,巨大的。
75And sometimes it's a belly, huge.有时候是肚子,很大
76Sorry about that, folks.对不起,伙计们。
77Now look, I know that you know,听着,我知道你知道,
78that I know that I'm not really Donald Trump.我知道我不是唐纳德·特朗普
79Okay, I'm here tonight as a world-class impersonator,好吧,我今晚在这里 作为一个世界级的冒牌货,
80but I'd like to use the rest of my time但我想用剩下的时间
81to introduce you to the real me.介绍你认识真正的我
82Would you like to meet the real me?你想见见真正的我吗?
83Would you?你会吗?
84Come here.过来
85Okay, great, ladies and gentlemen.好极了 女士们先生们
86Nice to meet you.幸会
87I'm George W. Bush.我是乔治·W·布什
88Great to be here, Provo or Provo or whoever you are.很高兴在这里,普罗沃或普罗沃 或你是谁。
89Oh, I love you.我爱你
90I love America.我爱美国。
91I love Laura.我爱劳拉。
92Oh man, that girl.哦,伙计,那个女孩。
93She still makes my heart go pity pat.她仍然让我心疼
94You know, when I first met her,我第一次见到她时
95she was a librarian.她是图书馆管理员
96That's why I checked her out in the first place.故初检出.
97And she still flies my kite.她还在吹我的风筝
98She floats my boat.她把我的船漂出来了
99She flips my flapjacks.她翻开我的襟翼
100And she's taught me how to use Verna, Verna, words.她教我如何使用凡尔纳,凡尔纳,言语.
101She says, George, you just take the big words她说,乔治,你只听大话
102and you break them down into their sub-participals.然后把他们打成小队
103Like that one word, you go new and clear.像那个词一样,你走新的清晰。
104Try it with me.跟我试试看
105Everybody on this side say, new, clear.这边的每个人都说,新的,清晰的。
106A little louder.大声一点。
107New, clear.新的,干净。
108One more time.再来一次
109New, clear.新的,干净。
110Yeah, and then you mash it together.是的,然后你把它搅拌在一起。
111Nuclear.核能
112It's beautiful, strategic.这是美丽的,战略性的。
113I love it.我喜欢它。
114And I love the opportunity to get a chance我喜欢有机会获得机会
115to hang out with my people.和我的人民一起过夜
116Just to mix shoulders and elbows with folks只是把肩膀和肘部混在一起
117and just be around.和只是周围。
118Because it's fun.因为它很有趣。
119It's great.赞曰.
120Commerottery.共济会.
121It's the best.这是最好的。
122And so I thought I'd just take a couple minutes here所以我想在这里待几分钟
123to share with you something that I like to call与你分享一些我喜欢称为
124my vision for America.我对美国的看法
125So I need your participation.所以我需要你的参与
126This is a interactive little part.这是一个互动的小部分。
127I need you to say this after me.我要你跟我说这些
128This is important.这很重要。
129Courage.胆曰.
130Communication.沟通.
131Character.个性.
132Excellent.不错
133I call those the four C's of leadership.我称之为这四个C的领导者。
134Hey, it takes a lot of character to do what I did.嘿,这需要很多角色 做我做了什么。
135Run the country.经营国事.
136Fight terrorists.打击恐怖分子。
137Be anywhere close to Dick Cheney.靠近迪克·切尼的任何地方
138Remember Cheney?还记得切尼吗?
139You know, but when you're a leader,你知道,但当你是一个领导者,
140and all of you are leaders,你们都是领袖,
141you're leaders of businesses.你是企业的领导者。
142Leaders in your home.领袖在你家。
143Leaders in your school.你学校的领导
144You've got to lead by your values你必须用你的价值观来领导
145and stick by your principles,坚持原则,
146even when it seems like nobody in the media即使媒体上似乎没人
147thinks your ideas are any good.认为你的想法是好的。
148I had to put up with that, sir,我不得不忍受,长官,
149but it's all right, I got used to it.不过没关系,我习惯了
150Now I got thick skin like an elephant,现在我皮肤厚得像头大象
151which is the symbol of the Republican Party.这是共和党的象征
152My democratic brothers and sisters here tonight我今晚在这里的民主兄弟姐妹们
153are depicted as a donkey,被描绘成驴子,
154or as my friends down south would call you burritos.或者像我的朋友 在南方会叫你布利托斯。
155Now, the second C is communication.现在,第二个C是通信。
156Now do not underestimate.现在不要低估。
157I've studied the studies,我研究过研究
158and communication is the most important part of talking.而沟通是谈话中最重要的部分。
159You know, good communication is only 15% verbal,你知道,良好的沟通只是15%的口头,
160which in my case is a good thing.这对我来说是件好事
161But when you're bi-lingual,但是当你是双语的,
162you've got to be careful to use the words you mean to use你得小心用你的意思用到的词
163with specific, carefully,具体,小心,
164or else you can create an international incident,或者你可以制造一个国际事件,
165as I learned recently during a trip to Krakistan.正如我最近在去克拉基斯坦旅行时学到的
166There's a big difference between saying说两句有很大不同
167I want a cracker and I am a cracker.我想要一个饼干,我是一个饼干。
168It's huge.这是巨大的。
169Now, the third C, character.现在,第三个C,人物。
170Character, and I know you folks all know人物,我知道你们都知道
171what I mean by character, although it's kind of,我的意思是 性格,虽然它有点,
172sometimes hard to paint the tail on the donkey有时很难在驴子上画尾巴
173of what character actually is.真正的人物是什么。
174You know, because you've got cartoon characters,你知道 因为你有卡通人物
175and then you've got people characters.然后你就有了人物
176But I'm talking about the characteristics,但我说的是个性
177the American characteristics of love,美国的爱情特征,
178of kindness, generosity.仁慈的,慷慨的。
179And I've flown Air Force One.我驾驶了空军一号
180Oh, Air Force One.哦,空军一号
181Now that's a man cave.现在这是一个男人的洞穴。
182I've flown Air Force One all over the world.我驾驶空军一号飞遍了全世界
183I've slept in Buckingham Palace.我睡过白金汉宫
184I've watched the sunrise over Jerusalem.我看过耶路撒冷上空的日出
185And I have feasted in the deserts of Abu Dhabi.我在阿布扎比的沙漠里盛宴
186I love that word.我喜欢这个词。
187Abu Dhabi.阿布扎比 阿布扎比 阿布扎比 阿布扎比
188Sounds like bibbidi-bobbidi.听起来像比比迪 -波比迪。
189So to capsize what I'm trying to say,所以,我试图说,
190I stand strong on character,我对性格很强
191and character in America is strong,美国的性格很强,
192stronger than anywhere else in the world.比世界上任何地方都强壮
193It's true.这是真的。
194And I want to continue to be a character,我想继续成为一个角色,
195a character who, who inspirates.一个有灵感的角色
196You know, so I've been asking myself,你知道, 所以我一直在问自己,
197what is it that moves people, you know,是什么能动人,你知道,
198that, you know, emotes people?那,你知道, 爱人?
199And you know what it is, ma'am?你知道这是什么吗,夫人?
200It's music, music.这是音乐,音乐。
201It's the universal language of love.普现普贤爱语.
202Well, I dare say each and every one of us,我敢说我们每一个人
203we've got songs stored in our heart,我们心里有歌
204songs that meant something to us歌声对我们很重要
205the first time we heard them,我们第一次听到他们,
206and now every time you hear them,现在,每听到他们,
207it just takes you right back to where you were它只是带你 回到你过去的地方
208the first time you heard it.这是你第一次听到它。
209And then there's great American anthems,还有伟大的美国国歌,
210help me out with this one.帮我弄这个
211Oh, say can you.哦,说你能。
212See.见.
213See?看到没?
214That was the fourth C, by the way, yeah.这是第四个C,顺便说一句,是的。
215You know, I like the letter C,我喜欢C字母
216but D is my favorite letter.但D是我最喜欢的信
217You know why?你知道为什么吗?
218D is the first letter in the word W.D是W字的第一个字母.
219That's right.没错
220So anyway, I've been taking guitar lessons总之,我一直在上吉他课
221from my friend Willie Nelson.从我的朋友威利尼尔森。
222Hey, he's legal in 14 states.嘿,他在14个州是合法的。
223And I actually brought my guitar.我带来了我的吉他。
224Would y'all want to hear a song?你们想听一首歌吗?
225Sure.当然
226All right, so now I'm not very good at it.好吧,所以现在我不是很擅长它。
227I've only had a couple of lessons.我只上过几堂课
228I'm an old painter, an old president,我是个老画家,老总统
229but I'm a new singer.但我是个新歌手
230Yep, my new moniker, the singing bush.是的,我的新莫尼克尔, 唱歌的灌木丛。
231You gotta be courageous and try new things.你得勇敢地尝试一些新事物
232See, right here I've got 20 cents,我这儿有20美分
233but if I throw it over there,但如果我扔到那边
234it becomes a paradigm shift.这变成了范式的转变。
235Do you like that?你喜欢吗?
236You can use it in your show.你可以用它在你的节目。
237Okay, here we go.好了,开始了。
238Let's see.让我看看。
239Oh, man, the left hand doesn't know哦,伙计,左手不知道
240what the right hand is doing.右手所为.
241Here we go.开始了
242All right, here we go.好了,开始了。
243Well, I'm the free world leader.我是自由世界的领袖
244Freedoms rolling out to you.自由为你展开。
245Oh, let it roll.哦,让它滚。
246Well, I'm the free world leader now, mama.我现在是自由世界的领袖了 妈妈
247Freedoms rolling out to you.自由为你展开。
248A good news instigator.一个好消息的煽动者。
249Compassionate conversator.慈悲辩者.
250This freedom is rocking and rolling on out to you.自由在摇摆 为你而战
251Got me a nuclear buster.给我拿了个核爆器
252Protecting freedom, that's what I do.保护自由,这就是我的工作。
253Oh, you know it's true.哦,你知道这是真的。
254Got me a daisy cluster.给我带了个菊花团
255Protecting the red, white, and blue.护持红白青.
256You best not mess with US, baby.你最好别惹美国,宝贝
257Or US sure will mess with you.否则美国肯定会惹上你
258Yeah, let's hear it for the red, white, and blue.是啊,让我们听听它的红色,白色和蓝色。
259Well, I'm a Laurel lover.我是劳蕾尔的情人
260Ooh, that lovely lady stays on my mind.哦,那个可爱的女士留在我脑海里。
261Oh, she's so fine.哦,她是如此的罚款。
262Well, I'm a Laurel lover.我是劳蕾尔的情人
263That lovely lady stays on my mind.那个可爱的女士留在我脑海里
264That was the president doing the king.那是总统做的国王。
265Well, I'm so glad I got her love for my own now.我很高兴她现在对自己的爱
266Sweet child, there will be no child left behind.可爱的孩子,不会有孩子留下。
267Seems high lately, babe.最近看起来很兴奋 宝贝
268Got a bad case of red, white, and blue.红、白、蓝的坏案子
269Thank you so much.非常感谢
270You know, I'll never forget the first time你知道,我永远不会忘记第一次
271I flew Air Force One into the green zone in the Middle East.我驾驶空军一号进入了中东的绿区.
272It was Thanksgiving 2003, a moonless night.感恩节 2003年 无月之夜
273We had to fly over under the cover of complete darkness.我们不得不在完全黑暗的掩护下飞过
274No running lights, no landing lights.没有跑灯 没有降落灯
275We had to feel our way in.我们不得不感觉到我们的方式。
276I won't say we hit anything when we landed,我不会说我们着陆时撞到任何东西,
277but Laura and I got new camel hair coats out of the deal.但劳拉和我得到了新的骆驼毛衣 出交易。
278Went over there to encourage the troops.去鼓励部队。
279Eat a little turkey with the boys和孩子们吃点火鸡
280and prove to the world that George W. Bush并向全世界证明乔治·布什
281does not have arachnophobia.没有恐惧症。
282We've had some times, we've had the privilege我们有过几次,我们有幸
283of traveling all over the world,环游世界各地,
284sharing the great message of America分享美国伟大的信息
285and welcoming guests.和欢迎客人。
286One of my favorites was the time the pope popped over.我最喜欢的就是教皇出现的时候
287Yep, it was Pope Benedict back in the day.是的,是教皇本尼迪克特回来的
288And he came over during the anniversary time of 9-11他在九一一周年纪念时过来了
289to pray over the sight of 9-11.祈祷在9 -11的视线。
290And then they threw a big ticker tape parade然后他们扔了一大段磁带游行
291for him down Madison Avenue, you know,为了他在麦迪逊大道,你知道,
292and he was riding in that bulletproof他骑着防弹车
293little Volkswagen Beetle, we called it the Pope's sickle.小大众 贝托,我们称之为教皇的镰刀。
294And then we flew him down to Washington然后我们把他飞到华盛顿
295for a big state dinner on the lawn.在草坪上吃个大晚宴
296And then, you know, we got to know each other.然后,你知道,我们必须了解对方。
297Pope Benedict, the, Pope Benedict, the,教皇本笃 教皇本笃
298it's one of them letter numbers.这是其中之一的字母编号。
299Anyway, so then he wanted to walk with me总之,他想跟我走
300through the White House and pray over America通过白宫为美国祈祷
301by praying through the different rooms in the White House.在白宫的不同房间祈祷
302And it was wonderful.这是美妙的。
303Was a great guy, we enjoyed each other's company,是个好人,我们很享受彼此的陪伴
304and everything was great until he broke out一切都很好 直到他爆发
305that smoky, swingy thing of his.那烟熏的,挥动的东西他的。
306Because see, I had just enacted a no smoking policy因为我刚刚颁布了禁止吸烟的政策
307in the White House, and I didn't know what that was.在白宫, 我不知道那是什么。
308I mean, I'm a Methodist, I don't, you know what,我的意思是,我是一个卫理公会主义者, 我不,你知道吗,
309is it a hookah?是钩子吗?
310I didn't know, you know.иぃ笵
311So here he's here, he's just going along, you know,所以,他在这里, 他只是去,你知道,
312uh, praying, you know.嗯,祈祷,你知道的。
313The Pope prays, by the way, in Latin American.教宗在拉丁美洲祈祷
314And, you know, do you ever have one of those things而且,你知道, 你曾经有这种东西
315that you say and as soon as you say it,你说,当你说,
316you wish you could get it back, but it's too late,你希望你能把它拿回来,但为时已晚,
317because it's already been said.因为已经说过了
318Trump does that all the time.特朗普总是这样
319So I said, hey, Benny, we've gotten on a first name basis,所以我说,嘿,本尼,我们已经得到了一个名字的基础,
320you know, I said, can I swing it?我说了 我能摇摆一下吗?
321He said, no.他说,没有。
322I wanted to swing it because I was so curious我想挥舞它,因为我很好奇
323about that stuff that's inside there,关于里面的东西,
324you know, the stuff that they burn.你知道,他们烧的东西。
325I wanted to know if it would stay in if I did a 360.我想知道 如果我做了360,它会留在里面。
326So it was fun.所以这很有趣。
327And then the next day in the briefing room,然后第二天在简报室,
328I was sharing the whole story with everybody我和大家分享整个故事
329in the room there, you know,在房间里,你知道,
330and I remembered that fragrance, that smell, you know.我记得那香气,那味道,你知道的。
331And I asked Cheney, I said,我问切尼,我说,
332what are they putting that burner?他们放什么燃烧器?
333And he said, well, it's, it's, it's potpourri,他说,嗯,这是,这是,这是popourri,
334Mr. President.总统先生
335Makes perfect sense.说得通
336Well, folks, I've had such a joy with you tonight,好了,伙计们,我有一个这样的快乐 今晚与你们,
337such a privilege, such a pleasure being with you.与你同在真是荣幸
338You're a great audience.你是一个伟大的观众。
339I love you.我爱你
340I love America.我爱美国。
341God bless you.上帝保佑你们。
342And don't forget to pray for the president.别忘了为总统祈祷
343God bless you and have a great night.上帝保佑你 有一个伟大的夜晚。
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