美国喜剧界的“黄埔军校”：为什么《每日秀》能用30年造就半个
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:01 | Let me just read to you from the congressional record of their first meeting. | 让我从他们第一次会面的国会记录里读给你听 |
| 0:05 | Oh boy. | 天呐 |
| 0:05 | This should be get comfy John | 约翰应该会很舒服的 |
| 0:07 | It should be lovely day one of negotiations. | 谈判的第一天应该很愉快 |
| 0:09 | Mm-hmm. | 对 |
| 0:10 | Hey dipshit. | 嘿,蠢货。 |
| 0:11 | We start things on time around here | 我们在这里准时开始 |
| 0:13 | Oh, I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 0:14 | I'm late. | 我迟到了 |
| 0:15 | Perhaps the gentleman from the great state of Wisconsin didn't know I was at home in his mom | 也许威斯康星州那位绅士不知道我在家 他妈妈家里 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Let me just read to you from the congressional record of their first meeting. | 让我从他们第一次会面的国会记录里读给你听 |
| 2 | Oh boy. | 天呐 |
| 3 | This should be get comfy John | 约翰应该会很舒服的 |
| 4 | It should be lovely day one of negotiations. | 谈判的第一天应该很愉快 |
| 5 | Mm-hmm. | 对 |
| 6 | Hey dipshit. | 嘿,蠢货。 |
| 7 | We start things on time around here | 我们在这里准时开始 |
| 8 | Oh, I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 9 | I'm late. | 我迟到了 |
| 10 | Perhaps the gentleman from the great state of Wisconsin didn't know I was at home in his mom | 也许威斯康星州那位绅士不知道我在家 他妈妈家里 |
| 11 | Wow, that's whoa. | 哇,这是哇。 |
| 12 | Yeah, Patty Murray's got a mouth on her. | 是的,帕蒂・默里有她的嘴。 |
| 13 | That's not a promising start. | 这不是一个有希望的开始。 |
| 14 | How did they get to any deal? | 他们是怎么达成交易的? |
| 15 | Well, let's see here a lot a lot of blank pages | 好吧,让我们在这里看到 很多空白页 |
| 16 | Staring at each other not saying anything for weeks | 盯着对方看好几个星期 |
| 17 | But here are here at the end on the final day with ten minutes to go Ryan said hey knuckle | 但是在最后一天的结尾 还要有十分钟时间去瑞安那里 |
| 18 | How's the budget of a trillion sound she said make it 1.0 1 2 and you have a deal last month Johnson and suddenly | 她说一万亿个声音的预算是多少? 1.012,你上个月有个交易,约翰逊突然 |
| 19 | Come with me and you'll see a world of passing legislation | 跟我来,你会看到一个通过立法的世界 |
| 20 | You have a terrible singing | 你唱得真烂 |
| 21 | We go out to senior political correspondent Jason Jones Jason | 我们去找高级政治记者杰森·琼斯·杰森 |
| 22 | Isn't it hypocritical for Harry Reid to try to draw a distinction between the Sheldon Adelson and the Koch brothers? | 哈利·里德试图区分谢尔顿·阿德尔森和科赫兄弟,难道不是虚伪的吗? |
| 23 | No, and it's Desi Desi Lydic. | 不,这是德西・德西・莱迪奇。 |
| 24 | Okay, can I expand on that? | 好吧,我可以扩展吗? |
| 25 | Well, I'm a Stanford graduate. | 我是斯坦福大学的毕业生 |
| 26 | I have multiple degrees. | 我有多个学位。 |
| 27 | I speak nine different languages | 我讲九种语言 |
| 28 | One fourteen different beauty pageants. | 14次不同的选美 |
| 29 | I'm a proficient puppeteer a celiac survivor | 我是一个熟练的木偶手 一个独身的幸存者 |
| 30 | No, no, I meant to expand on your view. | 不,不,我本想扩展你的视野的 |
| 31 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 32 | No, no, it's self-evident | 不,不,这是不言而喻的 |
| 33 | Social media is playing a larger part in the way we view and discuss politics than ever before here to discuss the impact and uses | 社会媒体在我们看待和讨论政治的方式中发挥更大的作用, |
| 34 | Of social media in politics as our senior social media correspondent Ronnie Chang Ronnie Trevor people on Facebook are so stupid | 社交媒体在政治中,作为我们的资深社交媒体记者罗尼·昌·罗尼·特雷弗 在Facebook上的人是如此愚蠢 |
| 35 | Here to offer his opinion on our current political climate is our correspondent. | 在此就我们目前的政治气候发表他的意见,是我们的通讯员。 |
| 36 | Mr. Michael Costa everyone. | 迈克尔・科斯塔先生,大家。 |
| 37 | Thanks Trevor | 谢谢特雷弗 |
| 38 | But it's actually dr. Michael Costa. | 但其实是迈克尔·科斯塔博士 |
| 39 | No, you're a doctor. | 不 你是医生 |
| 40 | Well, yeah, according to medicalcertificateonline.com | 是的,根据医学认证,com |
| 41 | I am that's that's a blank sure as a doctor from the great state of Michigan | 我是一个空白的肯定 作为医生来自密歇根州 |
| 42 | I'm here today to share with you a scary prognosis | 我今天来跟你分享一个可怕的预后 |
| 43 | Parts of this country are sick and not sick as in six skateboard, bruh. | 这个国家的一部分是生病的,而不是像六个滑板,兄弟。 |
| 44 | Sick is in unwell | 生病了,情况不妙 |
| 45 | You see what I'm saying John. | 你明白我的意思吧,约翰。 |
| 46 | Nobody is happy about this. | 没有人对此感到高兴。 |
| 47 | I mean Biden versus Trump again | 我是说拜登又和特朗普对决 |
| 48 | We're really gonna do a reboot the same guys as a few years ago, but now they're older | и痷璶cm碭玡妓穝秨 瞷ρ |
| 49 | It's lazy. | 其懒惰. |
| 50 | It is lazy writing. | 这是懒惰的写作。 |
| 51 | I agree with that | 我同意这一点 |
| 52 | I don't know the people who rigged this country should really come up with a better storyline | 我不知道操纵这个国家的人 应该想出更好的故事 |
| 53 | But we're still talking about Trump and Biden, right? | 但我们还在谈论特朗普和拜登 对吧? |
| 54 | It just doesn't make sense. | 这根本说不通 |
| 55 | They already had this job and now they're back | 他们已经有这份工作了 现在又回来了 |
| 56 | Go do something else is so desperate | 去做别的事吧,太绝望了 |
| 57 | Let someone else run the show | 让别人来主持节目 |
| 58 | By show you mean the presidency I said what I said | 表现你的意思是主席 我说的是 |
| 59 | If you do come work, but you know, you can't use the name John that's fine I'm prepared for that | 如果你真的来上班,但你知道, 你不能使用这个名字 约翰,这是罚款 我准备好了 |
| 60 | All right, I was gonna take Rico Rico | 好吧,我本来要带里科去的 |
| 61 | And while the quail yes turned out to be a 78 year old man, even knowing that today | 虽然 qua是78岁的人,即使知道今天 |
| 62 | Mr. Cheney insists he still would have shot. | 切尼先生坚持他会开枪的 |
| 63 | Mr. Whittington in the face | 惠廷顿先生的脸 |
| 64 | He believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region | 他相信这个世界是更好的地方 他向整个地区扩散枪弹 |
| 65 | Whittington先生78岁长相不规则 | |
| 66 | John why if he had known that mr. Whittington was not a bird | 约翰,如果他知道... 惠廷顿不是鸟 |
| 67 | What why then would he still have shot him it? | 那他为什么要开枪? |
| 68 | John in a post 9-eleven world or 11-9 Britain did invent the calendar | John在9世纪后的世界里 或11世纪9世纪的英国 发明了日历 |
| 69 | We choose where the numbers go the American people expect their leaders to be decisive to not have shot this friend in the face | 我们选择数字的去向 美国人民期望他们的领导人 果断地没有开枪打死这个朋友 |
| 70 | Would have sent a message to the entire quail network that America is weak and that's just what the quail would want | 将会向整个 qua网发出一个信息 美国是弱的,这正是 qua想要的 |
| 71 | John let me ask you a question. | 约翰让我问你一个问题 |
| 72 | I don't understand why I had to travel here to report on this story | 我不明白我为什么要来这里报道这个故事 |
| 73 | Well, I know you're concerned concerned | 我知道你很担心 |
| 74 | No | 没有 |
| 75 | I'm bored | 我无聊 |
| 76 | Why would I be concerned about SARS John, I mean come on | 我为什么要担心SARS John,我的意思是,来吧 |
| 77 | I live in New York City the place where homeless people spray urine on salad bars | 我住在纽约市 无家可归的人在沙拉酒吧喷尿 |
| 78 | Toronto is surgically sterile by comparison. | 多伦多相对而言是手术性无菌. |
| 79 | I say bring on the SARS an epidemic might give this place a little zippity zing | 我说把非典带过来 传染病可能会给这个地方带来一点拉链 |
| 80 | Because John it pins you down. | 因为约翰让你失望了 |
| 81 | It forces you to deal with the potential candidates worst enemy | 它迫使你对付潜在的候选人 最坏的敌人 |
| 82 | Reality, you know without it. | 现实,你知道没有它。 |
| 83 | You're good. | 你很不错。 |
| 84 | You're all set. | 都准备好了 |
| 85 | You're flying high | 你飞高了 |
| 86 | No money for Pakistan shove it China | 没有巴基斯坦的钱 推中国 |
| 87 | But then you sit in on a couple of intelligence committees | 但你却加入了几个情报委员会 |
| 88 | You maybe get some first-hand knowledge of the situation and the next thing, you know, you don't have a foundation to stand on | 你也许对情况有第一手了解 接下来你没有立足之地 |
| 89 | You know that was not a convincing fall off a cliff Jessica, I just I didn't animate it it's old | 你知道,这不是一个令人信服的 摔下悬崖杰西卡, 我只是没有动画 它的老 |
| 90 | I'm not responsible for that. | 我对此不负责任。 |
| 91 | You don't pay me to animate things | 你不付钱给我动画 |
| 92 | Unless you want to then I can get you some squiggly drawings | 除非你想的话,我可以给你一些小画 |
| 93 | We may consider getting that direction | 我们也许可以考虑得到这个方向 |
| 94 | Surprising as it may seem not all people of color are against the removal of the Confederate flag in Virginia a black high school | 令人惊讶的是,似乎并非所有有色人种都反对取消弗吉尼亚邦联旗的一所黑人高中。 |
| 95 | Student has the flag tattooed on his arm to help break this down is our senior regular black correspondent | 学生的手臂上有国旗纹身 帮助破解这个 |
| 96 | Roy would jr. Roy. | 罗伊会的 罗伊 |
| 97 | How are you doing right now? | 你现在怎么样? |
| 98 | Trevor I'm nervous. | 特雷弗 我很紧张 |
| 99 | Okay, it's real out there | 好吧,这是真的在那里 |
| 100 | You probably wouldn't know that cuz you're not regular black | 你可能不知道 因为你不是普通黑人 |
| 101 | Okay, Roy, there's there's no such thing as regular black | 好吧,罗伊,没有正常的黑色的东西 |
| 102 | I'm I'm a minority who grew up in apartheid. | 我是在种族隔离中长大的少数派. |
| 103 | So I'm sure we have common ground | 所以,我相信我们有共同点 |
| 104 | Where you from? | 你从哪里来? |
| 105 | South Africa. | 南非。 |
| 106 | I've never been to Europe | 我从未去过欧洲 |
| 107 | Thank you, Michael Michael. | 谢谢你,迈克尔. |
| 108 | No, no, don't do that John. | 不,不,不要这样做约翰。 |
| 109 | You always do that | 你总是这样 |
| 110 | I find you could shut me up | 我发现你可以让我闭嘴 |
| 111 | But just remember when you out there white jogging and you see a black dude in this suit running behind you | 但记得你在外面跑步时 看到一个穿西装的黑人在后面跑 |
| 112 | With a panic look on his face know that you will not be leaving Michael Che behind. | 他脸上一副恐慌的表情 知道你不会丢下迈克尔·切 |
| 113 | Thank you Michael Michael Che everybody | 谢谢迈克尔·迈克尔·切 |
| 114 | That's uh, that's very funny | 这很搞笑 |
| 115 | Can I tell you though adding it at that point actually built on what we had originally foreseen when we had gotten together and written | 我可以告诉你,虽然在那个时候添加它 实际上是建立在我们最初的预见上 当我们在一起和写 |
| 116 | Correspondent does jerk-off gesture | 记者做自慰手势 |
| 117 | Rob if I if I may get back to the issue at hand though, seriously, it's not like these organizations don't still need contributions | 罗伯,如果我可以回到 现在的问题,虽然, 严重的是,它不是像这些组织 仍然不需要捐款 |
| 118 | Perhaps Buffett's donation will inspire others | 也许巴菲特的捐赠会鼓舞别人 |
| 119 | Come on, John. | 来吧,约翰。 |
| 120 | What are you gonna give 100 bucks 200 charity doesn't need your charity. | 你要给100块200块 慈善机构不需要你的慈善机构 |
| 121 | It's insulting | 这是侮辱 |
| 122 | Now is the time for everyone to do something nice for themselves | 现在是大家为自己做好事的时候了 |
| 123 | Did you know that just for the price of a cup of coffee a day you could buy yourself a cup of coffee a day | 你知道只要一天一杯咖啡的价钱 你就可以自己买杯咖啡 |
| 124 | You know what make it a grand day you deserve it. | 你知道是什么让你活该的 |
| 125 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 126 | Thank you Rob. | 谢谢你罗布。 |
| 127 | Can I get a top off on this? | 能给我一个顶端吗? |
| 128 | Hello | 哈罗 |
| 129 | And may I say your performance was terrific well that thank you very much what far superior to the crap fest of two years ago | 我可以说,你的表演是非常好的, 非常感谢你 多么优于两年前的烂节 |
| 130 | That was that was me too. | 我也一样 |
| 131 | Indeed. | 没错 |
| 132 | It was but this was quite a turnaround for you and it's not just me saying it | 本来是,但这对你来说是一个很大的转折 不只是我说 |
| 133 | That's the consensus of the millions and millions of people around the world who read about it | 这是全世界成千上万人 所看到的共识 |
| 134 | And and saw it knew just read about it. | 并看到它知道 只是读它。 |
| 135 | Nobody saw it | 没人看到 |
| 136 | It wasn't clearly the highest rated Oscars ever | 这显然不是有史以来最高的奥斯卡奖 |
| 137 | No, it was not John unless by highest you mean lowest in which case it was it was the lowest or least high | 不,不是约翰,除非最高的是... ...你是说最低是最低是最低是最低 |
| 138 | Is that what you meant the lowest because it was ever of all time | 这就是你的意思 最低,因为它是有史以来 |
| 139 | Okay, really low like super like embarrassingly. | 好吧,真的低 喜欢超级 尴尬。 |
| 140 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 141 | understand | 明白吗 |
| 142 | For more on the revelations. | 为了更多关于启示。 |
| 143 | We turn to Jason Jones our senior scandal historian Jason. | 我们找杰森·琼斯 我们高级丑闻史学家杰森 |
| 144 | Thanks for joining us. | 谢谢你加入我们 |
| 145 | Thank you, John | 谢谢你,约翰 |
| 146 | For those of us who covered Watergate the revelation that W Mark felt sorry to interrupt | 对我们这些报道水门事件的人来说 W Mark很抱歉打断了 |
| 147 | You covered Watergate. | 你掩护了水门 |
| 148 | You must have been I was eight John and full of piss and vinegar | 你一定是我八岁 约翰 满是尿和醋 |
| 149 | I was a cub reporter for the old UPI syndicate hell of a summer. | 我是一个小记者 老UPI辛迪加地狱的夏天。 |
| 150 | I'll never forget the bustle in the newsroom | 我永远忘不了新闻室的狂欢 |
| 151 | smell the cherry blossoms | 闻到樱花的味道 |
| 152 | Banging Helen Thomas in the shadow of the Washington Monument | 在华盛顿纪念碑的阴影下敲响海伦·托马斯 |
| 153 | I skates and ski blades have been dulled hockey pucks are made of some kind of space-age | 我滑冰和滑雪刀 被闷闷的冰球棍 是由某种空间时代制成的 |
| 154 | Nerf and by Athlon athletes will hug instead of shoot | Nerf和Athlon的运动员会拥抱而不是射击 |
| 155 | So the hazards are all taken care of I guess everything's under control so we can except for one | 所以危险都解决了 我想一切都在控制之中 所以除了一个 |
| 156 | It's winter | 现在是冬天 |
| 157 | Icicles everywhere you could stab someone. | 到处都有冰棍可以刺伤人 |
| 158 | It's the perfect crime. | 这是完美的犯罪。 |
| 159 | There's no prints. | 无印. |
| 160 | There's no weapon | 没有武器 |
| 161 | All that's left is a puddle | 只剩下一个水坑 |
| 162 | Water keeps its secrets | 水会保守秘密 |
| 163 | John | 约翰 |
| 164 | Thank you, Ed | 谢谢,艾德 |
| 165 | Ice skates and ski blades have been dulled hockey pucks are made of some kind of space-age nerf and | 冰滑冰和滑雪刀 被钝化 冰球球 由某种空间时代的 纳夫和 |
| 166 | biathlon athletes will hug instead of shoot | 比亚斯龙运动员会拥抱而不是射击 |
| 167 | Well, so the hazards are taken care of everything's under control except for one | 所以除了一个外 危险被控制住了 |
| 168 | It's winter | 现在是冬天 |
| 169 | Icicles | 冰块 |
| 170 | Everywhere you could stab someone. | 到处都可以捅人 |
| 171 | It's the perfect crime | 这是完美的犯罪 |
| 172 | no prints no weapon all that's left is a puddle and | 没有指纹 没有武器 剩下的就是水坑 |
| 173 | Water keeps its secrets | 水会保守秘密 |
| 174 | Thank you Rob, thank you John | 谢谢你罗布,谢谢你约翰 |
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