爆笑环游不列颠！英国喜剧天王麦金泰尔巡演神作：用独家肢体语言
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Just by way of applause, who is actually Scottish? | 顺便鼓掌一下,谁是苏格兰人? |
| 0:09 | I don't think, seriously, there is anyone more patriotic in the world than the Scots. | 我不认为, 说真的, 世界上还有比苏格兰人更爱国的人。 |
| 0:16 | You are tremendously patriotic. | 你很爱国 |
| 0:18 | Would you agree with that? | 你同意吗? |
| 0:21 | Nobody loves Scotland like you, really. | 没有人像你一样热爱苏格兰 |
| 0:24 | It's unbelievable. | 难以置信 |
| 0:27 | I love the way that you take things that aren't Scottish and make them Scottish. | 我喜欢你把不是苏格兰人的东西 变成苏格兰人的方式 |
| 0:31 | Like the egg, for example. | 比如说蛋 |
| 0:32 | Now, we all know what eggs are. | 现在我们都知道什么是鸡蛋了 |
| 0:34 | Some of you may have had eggs today. | 你们有些人今天可能吃过鸡蛋 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Just by way of applause, who is actually Scottish? | 顺便鼓掌一下,谁是苏格兰人? |
| 2 | I don't think, seriously, there is anyone more patriotic in the world than the Scots. | 我不认为, 说真的, 世界上还有比苏格兰人更爱国的人。 |
| 3 | You are tremendously patriotic. | 你很爱国 |
| 4 | Would you agree with that? | 你同意吗? |
| 5 | Nobody loves Scotland like you, really. | 没有人像你一样热爱苏格兰 |
| 6 | It's unbelievable. | 难以置信 |
| 7 | I love the way that you take things that aren't Scottish and make them Scottish. | 我喜欢你把不是苏格兰人的东西 变成苏格兰人的方式 |
| 8 | Like the egg, for example. | 比如说蛋 |
| 9 | Now, we all know what eggs are. | 现在我们都知道什么是鸡蛋了 |
| 10 | Some of you may have had eggs today. | 你们有些人今天可能吃过鸡蛋 |
| 11 | I had eggs this morning. | 我今天早上吃了鸡蛋 |
| 12 | You've taken the egg, you've put a bit of breadcrumbs on it. | 你拿了蛋,你在上面放了点面包屑 |
| 13 | That's a Scotch egg. | 那是个威士忌蛋 |
| 14 | That's our egg, eh? | 这是我们的蛋,是吗? |
| 15 | You don't need your English bald eggs. | 你不需要你的英国秃蛋 |
| 16 | You've got egg and bread and a handy testicle-shaped snack, eh? | 你有鸡蛋和面包 和手动睾丸形状的小吃,是吧? |
| 17 | What's that you've got there? | 这是什么? |
| 18 | Tape? | 磁带? |
| 19 | Put some tartan packaging on that tape. | 把一些柏油包装 在磁带。 |
| 20 | That's Scotch tape. | 这是苏格兰磁带。 |
| 21 | That's our tape. | 那是我们的录音带 |
| 22 | That's the best tape. | 这是最好的磁带。 |
| 23 | None of your cello bullshit tape, eh? | 没有你的大提琴废话带,是吧? |
| 24 | Every morning I wake up with a Braveheart alarm clock. | 每天早上我醒来时都带着勇敢的心跳钟 |
| 25 | Freedom! | 自由主义! |
| 26 | That's me up there. | 那是我在这里。 |
| 27 | With a couple of Scotch eggs juggling for a bit. | 和几个苏格兰鸡蛋杂耍一下 |
| 28 | Place them pop Scotch. | 把苏格兰威士忌放进去 |
| 29 | Why not? | 为什么不呢? |
| 30 | Dip them in butterscotch. | 把它们放到奶油箱里 |
| 31 | Read the Scotsman. | 读读苏格兰人。 |
| 32 | Have a glass of Scotch. | 来杯威士忌 |
| 33 | Get on the Flying Scotsman. | 上飞翔的苏格兰人。 |
| 34 | Head down to London. | 去伦敦 |
| 35 | Tell them all to piss off. | 让他们都滚开 |
| 36 | With butterscotch. | 用黄油糖 |
| 37 | Maybe chat up a Scottish widow on the train. | 也许在火车上和苏格兰寡妇聊天 |
| 38 | Break into the Royal Bank of Scotland. | 闯入苏格兰皇家银行. |
| 39 | Steal some Scottish money. | 偷一些苏格兰钱。 |
| 40 | And after the third investigation from Scotland Yard, get off Scotfree. | 在苏格兰场第三次调查后 离开苏格兰 |
| 41 | It's nice to be here. | 善财如来. |
| 42 | I was told before I came out | 出来前有人告诉我的 |
| 43 | that there was a gentleman who had to be moved because he couldn't fit into his seat. | 有个绅士必须被移动 因为他不能进入他的座位 |
| 44 | Now, I thought, I said, oh, can you point him out? | 现在,我想,我说, 哦,你能指出他吗? |
| 45 | And they said, oh, you'll see him. | 他们说,哦,你会看到他。 |
| 46 | Now, I believe your name is Gregor Edmonds, is that right? | 现在,我相信你的名字 是格雷戈埃德蒙兹,是吗? |
| 47 | And you're like the strongest man in history, would that be correct? | 你是史上最强壮的人,对吗? |
| 48 | Not quite, no. | 没有,没有。 |
| 49 | Not quite? | 不完全吗? |
| 50 | There's God, then there's me. | 这是上帝,然后是我。 |
| 51 | Ladies and gentlemen, it's Gregor Edmonds. | 女士们先生们 我是格雷戈·埃德蒙兹 |
| 52 | Be honest with me, how many shredded wheat do you eat a day? | 老实说,你每天吃多少颗碎麦? |
| 53 | I'm disappointed you're not in your big Highland Games gear | 我很失望你没有穿高地运动服 |
| 54 | because I would expect you to be permanently in it. | 因为我希望你永远在其中。 |
| 55 | I love the kilt. | 我喜欢这短裙 |
| 56 | Is anybody actually in a kilt tonight? | 今晚真的有人穿着短裙吗? |
| 57 | It's not a special occasion, I understand that. | 这不是一个特殊的时刻,我知道这一点。 |
| 58 | It's not a special occasion, but I do love it. | 这不是一个特殊的场合, 但我确实喜欢它。 |
| 59 | I don't really know how it was invented. | 我不知道这是怎么发明的 |
| 60 | I've got a sort of theory on this. | 我有一个理论。 |
| 61 | I think it's basically been created to be as opposite to English people as possible. | 我认为它基本上是为了尽可能与英国人对立而创造的. |
| 62 | I think at some stage during history, | 我想在历史上的某个阶段 |
| 63 | Scottish people got together and said, | 苏格兰人聚在一起说, |
| 64 | all right, today we're going to design the Scot, all right? | 好吧,今天我们要设计苏格兰号,好吗? |
| 65 | Now, the theory on this is we're going to have him | 现在,关于这个的理论是,我们将有他 |
| 66 | as opposite to English people as is humanly possible. | 和英国人截然相反 |
| 67 | I've been down there, it's not pretty, it's not pretty. | 我去过那里,它不漂亮,它不漂亮。 |
| 68 | They're wearing trousers, so we're going to open with a skirt. | 他们穿裤子,所以我们用裙子打开 |
| 69 | Modelling it here is Scot. | 在这里建模的是斯考特。 |
| 70 | You all right, Scot? | 你没事吧,斯考特? |
| 71 | I'm all right. | 我没事 |
| 72 | But you've got me in a skirt. | 但你让我穿裙子。 |
| 73 | I'm not happy about that yet. | 我还没高兴呢 |
| 74 | You've got to hear me out, all right? | 你得听我说完 好吗? |
| 75 | They have plain black trousers down there, all right? | 他们下面有黑裤子,好吗? |
| 76 | So we're going to go with the multicoloured skirt. | 所以我们要穿多色裙子 |
| 77 | In fact, every family, a different colour. | 事实上,每个家庭, 不同的颜色。 |
| 78 | You all right? | 你没事吧? |
| 79 | I'm prepared to listen, fine. | 我准备听,很好。 |
| 80 | They've got little black socks. | 他们有小黑袜子。 |
| 81 | We're going to go with the long white hockey sock. | 我们要去与长白冰球袜。 |
| 82 | How are you feeling? | 你感觉怎么样? |
| 83 | I'm feeling peculiar, if I'm honest with you. | 老实说,我觉得很奇怪 |
| 84 | Now, unfortunately, I've been down there | 很遗憾,我去过那里 |
| 85 | and they're all in underpants, so according to the rules, | 他们都穿着内裤 所以按照规则 |
| 86 | there can be no pants, Scot. | 没有裤子,斯考特。 |
| 87 | Are you out of your bloody mind, eh? | 你疯了吗? |
| 88 | You've got me standing here in hockey socks | 你让我站在冰球袜子上 |
| 89 | and a skirt with my balls hanging out. | 和一条裙子 与我的球挂出。 |
| 90 | You sure you've thought this through? | 你确定你考虑过了? |
| 91 | I've done my best. | 我已经尽力了 |
| 92 | What about pockets? | 口袋怎么样? |
| 93 | Can I have pockets? | 能给我口袋吗? |
| 94 | I mean, I've got to put my money. | 我的意思是,我得把我的钱。 |
| 95 | I've got good Scottish money. | 我有很好的苏格兰钱。 |
| 96 | It's very strong right now, the currency. | 货币现在非常强大 |
| 97 | It一斤. | |
| 98 | Where am I going to put it? | 我该放哪? |
| 99 | Can I have pockets? | 能给我口袋吗? |
| 100 | No, I'm sorry, we can't have pockets. | 不 抱歉 我们不能有口袋 |
| 101 | English people have pockets. | 英国人有口袋 |
| 102 | It's not acceptable to have pockets. | 有口袋是无法接受的。 |
| 103 | So what am I going to do, just carry it round? | 那么,我该怎么办,只是携带它圆? |
| 104 | No, no, no, we're going to have a bag. | 不,不,不,我们有一个包。 |
| 105 | A bag? | 一个袋子? |
| 106 | Are you out of your mind? | 你疯了吗? |
| 107 | I'm already in hockey socks with the balls hanging out | 我已经在冰球袜子上 蛋蛋挂了出来 |
| 108 | and multi-coloured skirts. | 和多彩的裙子, |
| 109 | Now you want me walking around with a handbag. | 现在你想让我带着手提包到处走走 |
| 110 | It's not on. | 未开. |
| 111 | It's not going to be a handbag. | 不会是手提包. |
| 112 | It better not be, because that's girly. | 最好别这样,因为那太娘娘腔了 |
| 113 | It's not girly. | 这不是女孩。 |
| 114 | We've done everything we can to masculinise the bag. | 我们已经尽了一切可能 使这个包。 |
| 115 | It's going to be a cork bag. | 将作 co囊. |
| 116 | Are you serious? | 你是认真的吗? |
| 117 | You want me walking around in long white hockey socks | 你要我穿长白冰球袜到处走 |
| 118 | with my balls hanging out | 带着我的蛋蛋挂出来 |
| 119 | with a multi-coloured skirt | 一条多色裙子 |
| 120 | and a cork bag? | 还有软木袋? |
| 121 | It's still girly. | 还是个小姑娘 |
| 122 | It's still girly to have a bag. | 有包还是很娘娘腔的 |
| 123 | I don't care. | 我无所谓 |
| 124 | We've done our absolute utmost | 我们尽力了 |
| 125 | to address the situation | 应对这种情况 |
| 126 | and it's going to be hairy. | 和它会是毛。 |
| 127 | It's a hairy cork bag. | 毛y软骨囊. |
| 128 | I suppose I'm alright with that. | 我想我可以这样 |
| 129 | But what if people take the piss? | 但是如果人们尿尿呢? |
| 130 | I've thought of that too. | 我也这么想过 |
| 131 | You're going to have a knife in your sock. | 袜子里要刀. |
| 132 | You know, | 你知道吗, |
| 133 | Northerners come and move to London | 北方人来伦敦 |
| 134 | and they lose their accent really quickly. | 他们的口音很快就消失了 |
| 135 | I hate that. | 我讨厌这样 |
| 136 | You say to people, where are you from? | 你对别人说,你来自哪里? |
| 137 | Oh, I'm from Sheffield. | 哦,我来自谢菲尔德。 |
| 138 | Yeah, I'm from Sheffield. | 是的,我来自谢菲尔德。 |
| 139 | Yeah, I just love it. | 是啊,我只是喜欢它。 |
| 140 | I'm a Northern girl, through and through. | 我是一个北方女孩,通过和通过。 |
| 141 | I'm really into steel. | 我很喜欢钢铁 |
| 142 | Really into steel. | 非常喜欢钢铁 |
| 143 | Just love Sheffield. | 只是爱谢菲尔德。 |
| 144 | How long have you been living in London? | 你在伦敦住多久了? |
| 145 | Yeah, three weeks now. | 对 三周了 |
| 146 | I'm just living here three weeks now. | 我只是住在这里三个星期了。 |
| 147 | Really settled in. | 真的安顿好了 |
| 148 | What about your accent? | 你的口音怎么样? |
| 149 | I've still got my accent. | 我还有我的口音。 |
| 150 | When I've had a drink, it all comes back. | 我喝过酒后,一切都会回来的 |
| 151 | I just love it. | 我只是喜欢它。 |
| 152 | It's over the end of work. | 已过功德. |
| 153 | You want to go for a drink? | 你想去喝一杯吗? |
| 154 | Yes, I'd love a drink. | 是的,我喜欢喝一杯。 |
| 155 | I'll have a dry white wine. | 饮干白酒. |
| 156 | Did I need that? | 我需要吗? |
| 157 | Today! | 今天就来! |
| 158 | Went to the bull ring. | 去了公牛圈。 |
| 159 | Bull ring. | 牛环. |
| 160 | It's amazing. | 不可思议. |
| 161 | You must be proud of the bull ring. | 你一定为牛圈感到骄傲 |
| 162 | It has all these beautiful big shops, big brand names. | 它有这些美丽的大商店, 大品牌。 |
| 163 | I mean, it's an amazing shopping experience, right? | 我的意思是,这是一个惊人的购物体验,对不对? |
| 164 | Then you have a bridge | 那你有桥了 |
| 165 | 上面写着TK Maxx | |
| 166 | And it's almost like these clothes | 就像这些衣服一样 |
| 167 | are in holding | 持有中 |
| 168 | before they reach | 在他们到达之前 |
| 169 | the palisades. | 帕利萨德斯。 |
| 170 | Have you been in the palisades? | 你去过广场吗? |
| 171 | It's one of the scariest experiences | 这是最可怕的经历之一 |
| 172 | of my life. | 我一生的记忆 |
| 173 | I got stopped by a policeman | 我被警察拦住了 |
| 174 | who told me to put a hood on. | 谁叫我戴头罩的? |
| 175 | That's not right. | 这不对 |
| 176 | He thought about the boxes. | 他考虑过盒子 |
| 177 | How come you got in the boxes? | 你怎么进来的? |
| 178 | All I know is they told me | 我只知道他们告诉我 |
| 179 | that the Deputy Lord Mayor was here. | 副市长来了 |
| 180 | I'm assuming it's you. | 我假设是你 |
| 181 | I narrowed it down | 我缩小了范围 |
| 182 | to one | 改为 |
| 183 | bald man. | 秃头人. |
| 184 | Please tell me | 请告诉我 |
| 185 | I'm not wrong. | 我没说错 |
| 186 | Deputy Lord Mayor. | 副市长 |
| 187 | How are you? | 你好吗? |
| 188 | I'm very well, thank you. | 我很好,谢谢 |
| 189 | How about a round of applause for your Deputy Lord Mayor? | 你副市长的掌声怎么样? |
| 190 | Tins with the disappointment | 失望的天线 |
| 191 | that the actual Mayor couldn't make it. | 真正的市长没能成功 |
| 192 | You know who I miss from Birmingham? | 你知道我想念伯明翰的谁吗? |
| 193 | Howard from Halifax Adverts. | 哈利法克斯广告公司的霍华德 |
| 194 | I miss him. | 我怀念他 我怀念他 我怀念他 I miss him. |
| 195 | He's the real victim of the credit crunch. | 他是信用紧缩的真正受害者。 |
| 196 | He really had it good | 他真的很厉害 |
| 197 | for some time. | 有一段时间。 |
| 198 | Extra gives you so much more. | 额外的给你这么多。 |
| 199 | Extra, extra. | 额外,额外。 |
| 200 | He died with the Halifax. | 他与哈利法克斯号一同去世. |
| 201 | Look at me, I'm loaded. | 看着我,我有钱了 |
| 202 | I used to work at a bank. | 我以前在银行工作 |
| 203 | It's fantastic. | 这太棒了。 |
| 204 | But of course Lloyd's TSB took over | 当然是劳埃德的TSB接手了 |
| 205 | the Halifax and that was the end of Howard. | 哈利法克斯号 霍华德也结束了 |
| 206 | What I wanted to see was an interim advert | 我想看到的是临时广告 |
| 207 | whereby Howard would come out and talk about syphings | 霍华德会出来 谈论节奏 |
| 208 | and those little Lloyd's TSB people | 和那些小劳埃德的TSB的人 |
| 209 | would come from behind a bush. | 会从灌木丛后面来 |
| 210 | Oh, I love a bit of Swansea. | 哦,我喜欢一点斯旺西。 |
| 211 | I tell you, I drove right past Cardiff. | 我告诉你,我开车经过卡迪夫 |
| 212 | Not envy any of that, no. | 一点都不羡慕 |
| 213 | Yes, I said much the same thing to them. | 是的,我对他们说了同样的话 |
| 214 | I changed a couple of the words. | 我换了几个字 |
| 215 | It's not Cardiff, it's Cairdheath anyway. | 不是卡迪夫 是凯德希斯 |
| 216 | Cairdheath. | 凯德希 |
| 217 | Apparently double D is pronounced | 很明显是双D |
| 218 | Cairdheath. | 凯德希 |
| 219 | Do you have Cairdheath? | 你有凯德希吗? |
| 220 | I see girls in bra shops going, got a 32. | 我看见胸罩店里的女孩们开着,有32个 |
| 221 | Yeah, I'm here, I made it. | 是的,我在这里,我做到了。 |
| 222 | And I'm enjoying it all the more, of course, because I paid. | 我更喜欢它,当然, 因为我付了。 |
| 223 | I paid £5.40, £5.40 on the toll. | 我付了5.40英镑,5.40英镑 |
| 224 | Always an exciting moment. | 总是令人兴奋的时刻。 |
| 225 | I think it's almost worth | 我觉得差不多值钱了 |
| 226 | £5.40 to have that moment when you stop | 5点40镑 让你停下来的时候有那个时刻 |
| 227 | and then you come through | 然后你通过 |
| 228 | and there are no lanes. | 没有车道 |
| 229 | It takes a very strange | 它需要一个非常奇怪的 |
| 230 | sort of man who doesn't go | 那种人谁不走 |
| 231 | the race is on. | 比赛开始了 |
| 232 | Order, back in order, okay. | 秩序,回到秩序,好吗。 |
| 233 | But I had fun, I had fun while it lasted. | 但我玩得很开心 玩得很开心 |
| 234 | Do you get in free if you're Welsh? | 如果你是威尔士人,你会免费进来吗? |
| 235 | Is that how it works? | 是这样吗? |
| 236 | Is it not, is it not? | 是吗? |
| 237 | Even if you've got the dragon, | 即使你得到了龙, |
| 238 | if you've got a red dragon tattoo, | 如果你有红龙纹身, |
| 239 | you can't just flash it and go, go on mate, | 你不能只是闪耀它和去, 走伙计, |
| 240 | go on. | 继续 |
| 241 | 岂如社 club. | |
| 242 | I've already been in, go on. | 我已经进去了,继续 |
| 243 | My coat's in there, for God's sake. | 我的外套在里面, 看在上帝的份上。 |
| 244 | Is it alright if I get my mate | 如果我找到我的伙伴,可以吗? |
| 245 | and he can come and he can say | 他可以来,他可以说 |
| 246 | and then he can take me in, is that alright? | 然后他可以带我进去 这样行吗? |
| 247 | Bread | 面包 |
| 248 | of heaven, | 以苍穹盟誓, |
| 249 | bread of heaven. | 天堂的面包。 。 。 |
| 250 | Bread of heaven, | 天堂的面包, |
| 251 | You're insane, you do know that. | 你疯了,你知道的。 |
| 252 | You are insane. | 你疯了 |
| 253 | I suppose you look at me as if to say, | 我想你看着我好像要说 |
| 254 | oh thank God the comedy's over, it's just like Chappell, I love it. | 谢天谢地喜剧结束了 就像查普尔 我喜欢 |
| 255 | I love it, sing song, this is great, | 我喜欢它,唱歌,这是伟大的, |
| 256 | this is absolutely great. | 这是绝对伟大的。 |
| 257 | You cannot go to a theatre | 你不能去剧院 |
| 258 | in the whole of England and go, | 在整个英格兰,然后去, |
| 259 | did lord and father of mankind | 曾经是人类的主和父亲, |
| 260 | piss off. | 滚开 |
| 261 | It's very unlikely, forgive our | 这不太可能,原谅我们吧 |
| 262 | foolish ways. | 愚蠢的方式。 |
| 263 | You're like, oh I love it, bread of heaven. | 你喜欢天堂的面包 |
| 264 | It's alright, bread of heaven, | 没关系,天堂的面包, |
| 265 | you're alright. | 你没事 |
| 266 | I'm full up on bread of heaven. | 我吃饱了天堂的面包 |
| 267 | I love that you sing it to the rugby, | 我喜欢你唱给橄榄球队听 |
| 268 | don't you, the rugby. | 你没有,橄榄球。 |
| 269 | This is a lovely thing, | 这是一个可爱的事情, |
| 270 | that you know, sporting events can be extremely | 你知道,体育赛事可以非常 |
| 271 | hostile, but you're there going, | 敌意,但你在那里去, |
| 272 | him number 237, alright. | 他的号码237,好吧。 |
| 273 | Bread of heaven, alright, | 天堂的面包,好吗, |
| 274 | we all alright, let's sing it, let's build it | 我们都没事,唱吧,建吧 |
| 275 | up to there. | 到那边去 |
| 276 | You've got the New Zealanders, you know, giving you all the | 你得到了新西兰人,你知道, 给你所有的 |
| 277 | hucka, come on. | 哈卡,来吧。 |
| 278 | Hey look a bit hostile, go and have some bread, | 嘿,看起来有点敌意, 去吃面包, |
| 279 | it's from heaven, shall I? | 这是从天堂,我可以吗? |
| 280 | But it is nice to be here in Swansea. | 但很高兴能来斯旺西 |
| 281 | Who, by way of applause, speaks | 谁通过掌声,说话 |
| 282 | the Welsh language? | 威尔士语? |
| 283 | That's very good, and who doesn't? | 这是非常好的,谁不呢? |
| 284 | It's going well, | 进展顺利 |
| 285 | it's going well. | 进展顺利 |
| 286 | You can't say they're not encouraging you, | 你不能说他们没有鼓励你 |
| 287 | I mean, they put vocabulary | 我的意思是,他们放词汇 |
| 288 | up everywhere. | 到处都是 |
| 289 | I love the first time you see this when you drive in, | 我喜欢你第一次看到这个 当你开车进来, |
| 290 | is services, the word for services? | 服务是服务吗? |
| 291 | Are you trying to use every letter in the | 你是想用所有字母吗? |
| 292 | English language? | 英语? |
| 293 | By the time you finish | 当你完成的时候 |
| 294 | reading it, you're half a mile past | 读它,你走过半英里 |
| 295 | the services. | 服务。 |
| 296 | What the hell's going on here? | 这到底是怎么回事? |
| 297 | I've actually learned | 我其实已经学会了 |
| 298 | a bit of Welsh because I knew I was coming, so | 有点威尔士,因为我知道我会来,所以 |
| 299 | listen, don't, you know, most of you | 听着,不要,你知道,你们大多数人 |
| 300 | haven't bothered to learn it, so anyway. | 还没学过呢,总之 |
| 301 | So, OK, here we go, I've learned | 好了,好了,我们走了,我已经学会了 |
| 302 | bus, I learned | 巴士,我学的 |
| 303 | bus. | 公交车。 |
| 304 | 鲍斯 Booth. | |
| 305 | Well done. | 干得不错 |
| 306 | 这是BWS, | |
| 307 | I believe. | 我认为 |
| 308 | You've basically looked at bus and thought we're not having | 你基本上看巴士,以为我们没有 |
| 309 | that, no way. | 这不可能 |
| 310 | I think surely we can come up with our own word | 我想我们一定能言出必行 |
| 311 | for bus. | 公交车 |
| 312 | What have they got? | 他们得到了什么? |
| 313 | One U, let's go for a W. | 一个U,让我们去一个W。 |
| 314 | We're twice as good as one N. | 我们比N强一倍 |
| 315 | I've also learned taxi. | 我也学过出租车 |
| 316 | It is | 没错 |
| 317 | taxi. | 计程车 |
| 318 | Why have an X when a C and an S | 为什么有一个X 当一个C和一个S |
| 319 | will do the same job, innit? | 做同样的工作,不是吗? |
| 320 | Go on, X, you've got the night off. | 继续,X,你今晚可以休息了 |
| 321 | C, S, you're in. | C,S,你进去了 |
| 322 | Go on, you're playing. | 来吧,你在玩。 |
| 323 | Normally the X does it. | 通常,X是这样做的。 |
| 324 | No, not today. | 没有,不是今天。 |
| 325 | We're going different this time. | 这次我们不一样了 |
| 326 | My favourite, of course, ambulance. | 我最喜欢的,当然,救护车。 |
| 327 | You even | 你连 |
| 328 | had it translated. | 翻译过 |
| 329 | This is ambulance and then ambulance. | 这是救护车,然后是救护车。 |
| 330 | In case it freaks | 以防万一发生怪事 |
| 331 | people out. | 人们出去。 |
| 332 | If you didn't translate it, oh | 如果你不翻译它,哦 |
| 333 | bloody hell, if there's only a spaceship over there. | 如果那里只有一艘太空船的话 |
| 334 | There's lights and everything. | 有灯光和一切. |
| 335 | Oh, no, I've seen | 哦,不,我见过 |
| 336 | the translation. | 翻译。 |
| 337 | Panic over. | 恐慌结束了。 |
| 338 | It's an ambulance. | 是救护车 |
| 339 | Ponta Dowie, which is | 庞塔·多维,即 |
| 340 | quite near here. | 离这里很近 |
| 341 | Ponta Dowie. | 庞塔多维. |
| 342 | Last year. | 上个年月. |
| 343 | And it was equally | 也一样 |
| 344 | as lively as this, to be honest. | 老实说,就像这个一样活泼 |
| 345 | You like to get involved. | 你喜欢参与其中 |
| 346 | If I say something and you think it | 如果我说些什么,你觉得呢? |
| 347 | sounds like a question, it could be a rhetorical question, but you | 听起来像一个问题, 它可能是一个口头问题, 但你 |
| 348 | will just answer it. | 将只是回答。 |
| 349 | No, I don't agree at all with that, Michael. | 不,我一点也不同意,迈克尔。 |
| 350 | And it was | 这是 |
| 351 | quite a lively gig. | 相当活泼的工作。 |
| 352 | And I came out at the end and I just said, | 我最后出来说, |
| 353 | look, are there any questions? | 有问题吗? |
| 354 | And this bloke, | 而这个家伙, |
| 355 | he said, I got a question. | 他说,我有个问题 |
| 356 | Basically, I come | 基本上,我来了 |
| 357 | here to see you do this joke that I | 在这里看到你做这个笑话,我 |
| 358 | really like. | 真的喜欢。 |
| 359 | It's about when it starts snowing | 这是关于何时开始下雪 |
| 360 | and you're on a bus, and I think | 你在公车上,我想 |
| 361 | it's hilarious. | 这很有趣。 |
| 362 | And if I'm honest, it's the | 如果我是诚实的,这是 |
| 363 | only reason I came. | 只是因为我来的原因 |
| 364 | Or my wife. | 或吾妇. |
| 365 | And it's the only | 这是唯一的 |
| 366 | reason we come to see you. | 为什么我们来找你? |
| 367 | And you've not done the joke | 你还没开玩笑呢 |
| 368 | and I'd like you to do it. | 我希望你这样做。 |
| 369 | Can you do the joke | 你能开个玩笑吗? |
| 370 | for me now? | 现在给我? |
| 371 | And I | 还有我 |
| 372 | don't really like the idea of doing requests because the idea is | 不喜欢做请求 因为这个想法 |
| 373 | they know the joke. | 他们知道笑话。 |
| 374 | You just think about the joke | 你只要想想这个笑话 |
| 375 | in your mind. | 在你的脑海里。 |
| 376 | I'd like to do some | 我想做点什么 |
| 377 | new jokes. | 新的笑话。 |
| 378 | So I said, look, I'm not going to tell the joke. | 所以我说,你看,我不会说笑话。 |
| 379 | But, you know, | 但是,你知道吗, |
| 380 | are there any questions? | 有什么问题吗? |
| 381 | I tried to sort of | 我试图排序 |
| 382 | divert attention. | 转移注意力。 |
| 383 | The same guy put his hand up. | 同一个人把手举起来 |
| 384 | He went, over here. | 他走了,在这里。 |
| 385 | I went, oh, right, okay. | 我走了,哦,对了,好吧。 |
| 386 | Have you ever been waiting for the bus and it started | 你等过公交车吗? |
| 387 | snowing? | 下雪吗? |
| 388 | Expand. | 展开。 |
| 389 | You must go to Gloria | 你一定要去找格洛丽亚 |
| 390 | Gaynor的音乐会,在这里,Gloria。 | |
| 391 | Have you ever been | 你有没有去过 |
| 392 | afraid, I would say petrified? | 害怕,我会说吓坏了? |
| 393 | Thinking you couldn't live another | 想着你无法再活下去 |
| 394 | moment with another person by your side | 与另一个人在你身边 |
| 395 | under those conditions, Gloria, be honest. | 在这种情况下 Gloria 老实说 |
| 396 | Could you see yourself surviving? | 你能看见自己活着吗? |
| 397 | Expand. | 展开。 |
| 398 | We have what I'm, well, a Big Brother | 我们有我,嗯,一个大哥 |
| 399 | section. | 节。 |
| 400 | Normally in Big Brother | 通常在大哥身边 |
| 401 | there's a Welsh contingent. | 有一个威尔士特遣队。 |
| 402 | And sometimes | 有时候 |
| 403 | they even bloody win it. | 他们甚至赢了 |
| 404 | We've got | 我们有 |
| 405 | the winner of Big Brother here, it's Rachel! | 大哥的赢家是瑞秋! |
| 406 | We've got Glyn | 我们有葛林 |
| 407 | from Big Brother there. | 从大哥那里。 |
| 408 | Glyn, there he is. | 葛林,他来了 |
| 409 | 格林·伊莫金(英语:Glyn Imogen). | |
| 410 | Are you here with your boyfriend? | 你和你男朋友在这里吗? |
| 411 | Look at this man. | 看看这个人 |
| 412 | What's going on here? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 413 | Did you | 你没有 |
| 414 | lose your own clothing and put hers on? | 脱掉衣服穿上她的? |
| 415 | Clothes are, they're | 衣服是,他们是 |
| 416 | too small for you, sir. | 对你来说太小了 先生 |
| 417 | You bought | 你买了 |
| 418 | them, did you? | 他们,是吗? |
| 419 | Sorry, Imogen, I had no idea. | 对不起,伊莫金,我不知道 |
| 420 | But you look very, you obviously | 但你看起来非常明显 |
| 421 | work out. | 工作出来。 |
| 422 | You | 你们 |
| 423 | do, yes. | 当然 |
| 424 | There's no denying that. | 不可否认 |
| 425 | You'd have to | 你必须 |
| 426 | work out. | 工作出来。 |
| 427 | I mean, how else would you achieve | 我的意思是,你会如何实现 |
| 428 | this physique, which is so | 这物理,这是如此 |
| 429 | on display tonight. | 今晚会展出 |
| 430 | You've chosen only to wear | 你只选穿 |
| 431 | a cardigan from here. | 从这里来的卡迪根。 |
| 432 | All I can say | 我只能说 |
| 433 | is thank you so much for taking time out from looking | 非常感谢你抽出时间 |
| 434 | at yourself in the mirror to be here | 在镜子里的你在这里 |
| 435 | tonight to park for the interval. | 今晚去停车 |
| 436 | How about | 怎么样 |
| 437 | a round of applause then for the Big Brothers! | 然后为大兄弟鼓掌! |
| 438 | Holiday, it's always exciting to go on holiday. | 假日,去度假总是令人兴奋的。 |
| 439 | People now start thinking about their holidays. | 现在人们开始思考他们的节日。 |
| 440 | People are like, are you going anywhere nice this summer? | 人们都说,你今年夏天去任何地方好吗? |
| 441 | Are you going to go anywhere nice? | 你会去任何地方好? |
| 442 | This is kind of a stupid question. | 这是一个愚蠢的问题。 |
| 443 | No, I'm going to lock myself | 不,我要把自己锁起来 |
| 444 | in the downstairs loo. | 在楼下厕所。 |
| 445 | Of course I'm going somewhere nice. | 我当然要去个好地方 |
| 446 | We like to go away for two weeks. | 我们喜欢离开两周 |
| 447 | That's the sort of standard, two weeks, going away | 这是标准的,两个星期,离开 |
| 448 | two weeks, two weeks. | 两周,两周。 |
| 449 | But we don't really want to go away for two weeks. | 但我们不想离开两周 |
| 450 | We come back after two weeks, people say, do you have a nice holiday? | 两周后我们再来 大家说,你度假愉快吗? |
| 451 | Oh, it's lovely, yes, the weather was good, the hotel was lovely. | 哦,这是可爱的,是的, 天气很好,酒店是可爱的。 |
| 452 | How long did you go for? | 你花了多长时间? |
| 453 | Two weeks. | 两周 |
| 454 | Ten days | 十天时间 |
| 455 | would have been enough. | 已经足够了。 |
| 456 | After ten days, you just want to get back to your shit | 过了十天,你只想回到你的狗屎 |
| 457 | life, don't you? | 生活,不是吗? |
| 458 | It's very difficult to book | 很难订书 |
| 459 | a holiday nowadays because everything is reviewed | 今天是节日 因为一切都经过审查 |
| 460 | now on the internet, which leads to | 现在互联网上,这导致 |
| 461 | huge big problems when you're making any kind of purchase, | 你买东西时遇到大麻烦 |
| 462 | especially a major one, like a holiday. | 特别是像节日一样的大事 |
| 463 | I mean, literally everything, like toasters | 我的意思是,字面上的一切, 像烤面包机 |
| 464 | are reviewed on Amazon. | 在亚马逊审查。 |
| 465 | Who are | 谁 |
| 466 | these people? | 这些人? |
| 467 | You want to buy a toaster, you go online, you start | 你想买烤面包机,你上网,你开始 |
| 468 | reading people's reviews on toasters. | 阅读人们在烤面包机上的评论。 |
| 469 | Who in their right mind goes home and does | 谁在他们的正确的头脑 回家做 |
| 470 | toast? | 敬酒吗? |
| 471 | I'd better write the review on the toaster. | 我最好把评论写在烤面包机上 |
| 472 | Settings | 设置 |
| 473 | two to six are an embarrassment. | 2到6是尴尬的。 |
| 474 | What kind of a pop do you call that? | 你管这叫什么流行? |
| 475 | I couldn't grab it, I couldn't grab it, I had to risk my | 我不能抓住它,我不能抓住它,我不得不冒险 |
| 476 | life and do it with a knife. | 生活用刀来做 |
| 477 | It's a fun moment, isn't it, when you | 这是一个有趣的时刻,不是吗,当你 |
| 478 | think, I've heard rumours of death if you try | 想想,我听到过死亡的谣言 如果你尝试 |
| 479 | this, but I'm going to do it again! | 这个,但我要再来一次! |
| 480 | So the problem with booking a holiday is this website called | 预订假日的问题就是这个网站 |
| 481 | TripAdvisor. | 特里普阿维索. |
| 482 | If you've been anywhere near it, | 如果你已经接近它, |
| 483 | you'll know what I'm talking about. | 你会知道我在说什么。 |
| 484 | Basically, this website | 基本上,这个网站 |
| 485 | reviews every single | 逐一审查 |
| 486 | hotel in the world, | 旅馆在世界上, |
| 487 | which is a good thing, I suppose, | 我想这是件好事 |
| 488 | except for the fact that it means that every single hotel in the world | 除了它意味着世界上每一个酒店 |
| 489 | has received at least one terrible | 至少收到一个可怕的 |
| 490 | review. | 审查。 |
| 491 | And it's only those reviews | 只有那些评论 |
| 492 | that you believe, which | 你们相信什么? |
| 493 | makes it very difficult for you to decide | 让你很难决定 |
| 494 | on anywhere to go on holiday. | 到处去度假 |
| 495 | First of all, who in their right mind is writing these | 首先,谁在他们正确的思想 写这些 |
| 496 | reviews? | 评论? |
| 497 | I mean, seriously, who goes on holiday, | 我的意思是,说真的,谁去度假, |
| 498 | comes home, unpacks, and just goes, | 回家,收拾行李,就走, |
| 499 | right, now for the review. | 现在来审查一下 |
| 500 | I felt the towels | 我感觉毛巾 |
| 501 | were very coarse on my skin, not what you'd expect. | 我皮肤很粗糙 不像你想的那样 |
| 502 | From a four-star | 从四星 |
| 503 | establishment, which is why I've given it | 机构,这就是为什么我给它 |
| 504 | three stars after much deliberation. | 三颗恒星经过很多考虑。 |
| 505 | Two ice cubes and a diet | 两个冰块和一个饮食 |
| 506 | coke, unacceptable in capitals. | 可卡因,在首都是无法接受的 |
| 507 | When you read these and you take them seriously, | 当你读这些,你认真对待它们, |
| 508 | you think, oh, I don't know about the coke in this place, the diet | 你觉得,哦,我不知道 可卡因在这里,饮食 |
| 509 | coke sounds really bad. | 可卡因听起来很糟糕。 |
| 510 | The | 那个 |
| 511 | towels might scratch, who would go to this place | 毛巾可能刮伤,谁去这个地方 |
| 512 | with the scratching towels? | 用刮毛巾吗? |
| 513 | And then you find one you like, and it looks amazing. | 然后你找到一个你喜欢的, 它看起来惊人。 |
| 514 | Big five-star reviews, five-star, five-star. | 大五星评,五星评,五星评. |
| 515 | Paradise, it says, paradise, heaven, | 天堂,它说,天堂,天堂, |
| 516 | the best hotel you'll ever stay in. | 这是你住过的最好的酒店 |
| 517 | Oh, it was just the most miraculous two weeks of our lives. | 哦,这只是我们生命中最神奇的两周。 |
| 518 | We were picked up from the airport on a unicorn, | 我们被从机场接到 独角兽, |
| 519 | flew us to our destination, which was | 我们飞到了目的地,那就是 |
| 520 | so wonderfully beautiful, | 如此美丽 |
| 521 | the beds were so comfortable, the fish | 床很舒服,鱼 |
| 522 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}会上台来牺牲自己 | |
| 523 | plate. | 盘。 |
| 524 | The kids' | 孩子们 |
| 525 | club was so good, we left two of our children, | 俱乐部很棒 我们留下了两个孩子 |
| 526 | it's a better life for them, they're happier. | 对他们来说是更好的生活 他们更快乐 |
| 527 | And you're sitting at home | 你却坐在家里 |
| 528 | and you think, I think this is it, darling, this is the one | 你觉得,我想这是它,亲爱的,这是一个 |
| 529 | we should go to. | 我们应该去。 |
| 530 | Everybody loves this | 每个人都喜欢这个 |
| 531 | hotel, but you keep searching and you'll find | 酒店,但你继续搜索 你会发现 |
| 532 | it, page 36, one star, | 它,第36页,一星, |
| 533 | the waiter slapped my wife in the face. | 服务员扇我老婆的耳光 |
| 534 | Ha! | 汉! |
| 535 | There it is, | 就是这样, |
| 536 | they've got slapping waiters. | 他们有扇耳光的服务员。 |
| 537 | We can't go there, | 我们不能去那里, |
| 538 | you'll be slapped all day. | 你会被扇一整天耳光。 |
| 539 | But anyway, you finally | 但总之,你终于 |
| 540 | make a decision, we went on holiday, it was nice, | 做个决定,我们去度假, 这是很好的, |
| 541 | you know, a bit dramatic going on a holiday, | 你知道,一个节日有点戏剧化, |
| 542 | trying to park at the airport is very stressful. | 在机场停车压力很大 |
| 543 | Not if you do things according to plan, but men | 如果你按计划行事就不行 但是男人 |
| 544 | like to think that we've got things covered, | 喜欢认为我们有 东西覆盖, |
| 545 | like remembering where the car is parked, | 就像记得车停在哪里 |
| 546 | we like to, basically, | 我们喜欢,基本上, |
| 547 | you park in zone | 你停在区 |
| 548 | and row, and the zone is | 并排,区域是 |
| 549 | alphabet, and the row is numbers. | 字母,行是数字。 |
| 550 | And we parked in C3, | 我们停在C3 |
| 551 | and I thought, I'm never | 我想,我从来没有 |
| 552 | going to forget that, because of C3PO. | 会忘记的 因为C3PO |
| 553 | It's Star Wars. | "星球大战". |
| 554 | My wife said, | 我妻子说 |
| 555 | are you going to write that down? | 你要记下来吗? |
| 556 | I will never forget | 我永远不会忘记 |
| 557 | C3PO (英语). | |
| 558 | I've got it in my mind. | 我已发心. |
| 559 | Two weeks later, she's like, where do we park? | 两周后,她喜欢, 我们在哪里停车? |
| 560 | R2. | R2型导弹 |
| 561 | 号D2。 | |
| 562 | 有没有X -Wing? | |
| 563 | I can't remember. | 我不记得了 |
| 564 | So we lost the car. | 所以我们丢了车 |
| 565 | But you know, we went to the airport, we went to | 但你知道,我们去了机场,我们去了 |
| 566 | the whole rigmarole, my wife, she hates flying, | 整个硬币,我的妻子, 她讨厌飞行, |
| 567 | and it doesn't help they call the building | 他们叫这栋楼也没用 |
| 568 | the terminal, who wants to hear that word if you're about to get on a plane? | 如果你要上飞机 谁想听这个词? |
| 569 | Terminal 2, | 2号航站楼 |
| 570 | Death Gate 4! | 死亡门4! |
| 571 | Then you go shopping, people are buying | 然后你去购物,人们买 |
| 572 | televisions, they have huge TVs | 电视,他们有巨大的电视 |
| 573 | in duty free. | 在免税。 |
| 574 | Who is buying these televisions? | 谁买这些电视机? |
| 575 | And there are people buying TVs going, | 有人买电视机 |
| 576 | oh shit, I've got to take that to Corfu, that's not good. | 哦,该死,我必须把它给科孚, 这不好。 |
| 577 | So we had a holiday, and I have to say it was really lovely. | 所以我们有一个假期, 我必须说它真的很可爱。 |
| 578 | We went half-bored, which is basically | 我们半醉了,基本上 |
| 579 | something you do to get a cheaper holiday. | 做一些让你得到一个更便宜的假期。 |
| 580 | You sacrifice a meal in the day. | 你白天牺牲一顿饭。 |
| 581 | You start to convince yourself | 你开始说服自己 |
| 582 | that you don't need lunch. | 你不需要午饭 |
| 583 | Despite the fact you've been living most of your life | 尽管你大部分时间都在生活 |
| 584 | with lunch in the middle of the day, | 与中日的午餐, |
| 585 | you decide, | 你决定 |
| 586 | ah, to get a lower price, | 为了降低价格 |
| 587 | let's not have lunch. | 我们不要吃午饭。 |
| 588 | Hungry when we're hot? | 饿了吗? |
| 589 | Anyway, | 总之 |
| 590 | you start lying to yourself. | 你开始欺骗自己。 |
| 591 | And of course what it means is that you spend two weeks | 当然,这意味着 你花两个星期 |
| 592 | stealing from breakfast to get you | 偷早餐来接你 |
| 593 | through the day. | 穿过白天 |
| 594 | You're sitting at breakfast, you've traveled across | 你坐在早餐上,你走过 |
| 595 | the whole world, you've spent unbelievable | 整个世界,你花了难以置信的 |
| 596 | sums of money, you're sitting there going, | 这么多钱,你坐在那里去, |
| 597 | is the waiter looking? | 服务生在看吗? |
| 598 | No. | 没有 |
| 599 | Grab croissant! | 抓龙舌兰! |
| 600 | Okay, go, hello, see you | 好,走吧,你好,再见 |
| 601 | later, hello, yes, goodbye, goodbye, hello, | 以后,你好,是的,再见,再见,你好 |
| 602 | goodbye. | 再见 |
| 603 | Every day | 每天都这样 |
| 604 | my children are like, I'm hungry, what's for lunch? | 我的孩子喜欢,我饿了, 什么是午餐? |
| 605 | Hot yoghurt and panneau chocolat. | 热酸奶和潘瑙巧克力 |
| 606 | It's all I could get for lunch. | 我只能吃这个了 |
| 607 | On the last day, the waiter actually caught us, | 在最后一天,服务员真的抓住了我们, |
| 608 | came over, slapped my wife in the face, | 过来,扇我老婆的耳光 |
| 609 | couldn't believe it. | 简直不敢相信 |
| 610 | I've enjoyed that because today I've enjoyed the sights. | 我很喜欢,因为今天我很喜欢这些景色。 |
| 611 | I walked down the | 我走下来了 |
| 612 | promenade, | 门卫 |
| 613 | is that right? | 是吗? |
| 614 | Yes. | 对 |
| 615 | Little bit of a breeze off the sea. | 一点微风离海. |
| 616 | I read things like | 我读的东西喜欢 |
| 617 | pleasure beach, | 快乐的海滩, |
| 618 | funland, happy days, | 欢乐的地方,快乐的日子, |
| 619 | pleasure, fun and happy, | 快乐,快乐和快乐, |
| 620 | not emotions I saw reflected on | 没有我看见的情感反射 |
| 621 | any of the faces | 任何一张脸 |
| 622 | of the people holidaying here. | 人民在这里度假。 |
| 623 | I quite like the look, | 我很喜欢这个样子 |
| 624 | I'm going to move in and join you. | 我要搬进来加入你们 |
| 625 | I'm going to get a tattoo and a stuffageable terrier, | 我会得到一个纹身 和可装填的恐怖者, |
| 626 | a buggy, | 一个虫子, |
| 627 | smoking, | 抽烟 |
| 628 | fish and chips in one hand, | 一手拿鱼和薯片 |
| 629 | chopperware | 直升机软件 |
| 630 | full of two peas, I might win | 满满两豆,我可能会赢 |
| 631 | more two peas. | 再来两只豌豆 |
| 632 | Who wants to win two peas? | 谁想赢两豆? |
| 633 | I find | 我发现 |
| 634 | two peas in my house, it's an inconvenience. | 我家有两只豌豆,很不方便 |
| 635 | I don't go, we won | 我不走,我们赢了 |
| 636 | darling, we won. | 亲爱的 我们赢了 |
| 637 | 56 peas. | 56个豌豆. |
| 638 | Let's go to Blackpool and we can double our money | 我们去黑池,我们赚双倍钱 |
| 639 | in chopperware. | 在直升机软件。 |
| 640 | Chopperware is for day two with couscous. | 餐具是第2天用古斯库的 |
| 641 | It's not for two peas. | 不为两豆. |
| 642 | I was watching Lorraine Kelly this morning, | 我今天早上在看罗琳·凯利 |
| 643 | they were like, you've got to get that bikini body | 他们喜欢,你必须得到 比基尼的身体 |
| 644 | for your summer holidays. | 你的暑假。 |
| 645 | I was thinking, | и稱 |
| 646 | not in Blackpool you don't. | 不是在布莱克浦 你没有。 |
| 647 | No, eat your chips, | 不,吃你的筹码, |
| 648 | otherwise you won't fit into your extra large fleece. | 否则你就不能加入你的大羊绒了 |
| 649 | I've never seen | 我从来没有见过 |
| 650 | so much fleece | 这么多的绒毛 |
| 651 | in my entire life. | 在我的整个生活。 |
| 652 | I saw a woman sleeping on the bench. | 我看见一个女人睡在长椅上 |
| 653 | She was out in the seat, looking at the seat | 她坐在座位上,看着座位 |
| 654 | in blanket. | 在毯子上。 |
| 655 | Yavin Fon, | 亚文·冯 |
| 656 | what did you say? | 你说什么? |
| 657 | What a pleasure it is for me to introduce, | 我很荣幸能介绍给你 |
| 658 | I believe we've got some of the Blackpool football team here. | 我相信这里有黑池足球队 |
| 659 | Stand up if you play for Blackpool. | 如果你为布莱克浦打球,就站起来. |
| 660 | See, see, | 看到没? |
| 661 | very good. | 很不错。 |
| 662 | That's very good. | 不错 |
| 663 | This is becoming far too much | 这太过分了 |
| 664 | a celebration of football. | 庆祝足球。 |
| 665 | So let's bring it down a notch and welcome | 所以,让我们把它 下来,欢迎 |
| 666 | Emil Hesky here in the second row. | 埃米尔 Hesky在这里排第二排。 |
| 667 | Emil Hesky, Emil Hesky. | 埃米尔·赫斯基,埃米尔·赫斯基. |
| 668 | Stop, boo. | 停下来,嘘。 |
| 669 | It wasn't the greatest summer, let's be honest. | 这不是最伟大的夏天, 让我们说实话。 |
| 670 | I've never seen, well personally | 我从来没有见过,好个人 |
| 671 | I've never seen a game quite as bad as the | 我从未见过这么糟糕的游戏 |
| 672 | England-Germany game. | 英格兰-德国比赛. |
| 673 | Whilst watching it, | 看着它, |
| 674 | it reminded me of when you play FIFA | 它让我想起你打国际足联的时候 |
| 675 | PlayStation 还不知道控制器 | |
| 676 | That's how, shit, | 就是这样,该死, |
| 677 | you know, when you're like, what is it, | 你知道,当你喜欢,是什么, |
| 678 | triangle or square? | 三角形还是方形? |
| 679 | Which one is it? | 哪一个? |
| 680 | You get the ball and just dribble | 你得到球,只是摇摆 |
| 681 | off the side. | 离边上。 |
| 682 | Oh no, that's run faster, why is he running faster? | 哦,不,这是运行更快, 为什么他运行更快? |
| 683 | One on one with the keeper and then pass | 一对一的守护者,然后通过 |
| 684 | off the side. | 离边上。 |
| 685 | Oh no, that's the wrong one. | 哦,不,这是错误的。 |
| 686 | Nowhere near the ball, slide jackal. | 离球不远,滑狼。 |
| 687 | The Germany game was very disappointing. | 德国的比赛非常令人失望. |
| 688 | I knew that we were going to lose on the national | 我知道我们会输给国民 |
| 689 | anthems, to be honest. | 国歌,说实话。 |
| 690 | I knew that you | 我早知道你会这样 |
| 691 | can't beat the Germans. | 不能打败德国人 |
| 692 | Then you go to the England team. | 然后你去英国队。 |
| 693 | I'll save the queen. | 我会救王后 |
| 694 | Send her | 让她去 |
| 695 | victory. | 胜负。 |
| 696 | I'll play England. | 我会玩英国。 |
| 697 | Rudy didn't even know the words. | 鲁迪甚至不知道这些话 |
| 698 | I won't talk about it anymore, because | 我不会再谈了,因为 |
| 699 | it was a very good minute. | 这是一个非常好的一分钟。 |
| 700 | We had a very good | 我们有一个非常好的 |
| 701 | minute, didn't we? | 一分钟,不是吗? |
| 702 | The first | 第一个 |
| 703 | minute of the World Cup campaign was amazing. | 世界杯运动的一分钟是惊人的。 |
| 704 | In fact, you were amazing. | 事实上,你是惊人的。 |
| 705 | You passed it | 你通过了 |
| 706 | to Stevie G. | 给斯蒂夫·G |
| 707 | Then an American | 然后是美国人 |
| 708 | person kicked the ball slowly towards | 人慢慢踢球向着 |
| 709 | our goal. | 我们的目标。 |
| 710 | There was a moment when Robert Green knew that | 有一瞬间,罗伯特·格林知道 |
| 711 | two billion people knew that he had | 20亿人知道他有 |
| 712 | seriously messed up. | 严重搞砸了。 |
| 713 | And he had to turn and face them. | 他不得不转身面对他们 |
| 714 | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| 715 | Ladies and gentlemen, Emy Husky here, joining us for | 女士们,先生们,埃米・胡斯基在这里,加入我们 |
| 716 | our first session. | 我们的第一届会议。 |
| 717 | Let's focus on Blackpool. | 专注黑浦. |
| 718 | Well done, well done. | 干得不错 |
| 719 | It's quite funny actually, because they told me | 其实很有趣,因为他们告诉我 |
| 720 | that you'd be in the fourth row. | 你会在第四排。 |
| 721 | And you're actually in the fifth row. | 而你实际上在第五排。 |
| 722 | And I looked at the | 我看着 |
| 723 | fourth row, and you don't, if you don't mind, | 第四排,如果你不介意的话 |
| 724 | look like footballers. | 看起来像足球运动员。 |
| 725 | I said, | 我说, |
| 726 | we've got the Blackpool here. | 我们这里有黑池 |
| 727 | Oh my | 天呐 |
| 728 | God, look at this. | 天啊,看看这个 |
| 729 | They won't last long in the Premier League. | 他们不会在总理联赛持续太久。 |
| 730 | Now, of course, one of my favourite people | 当然,我最喜欢的人之一 |
| 731 | in football, one of the most charismatic, | 在足球中,他是最有魅力的, |
| 732 | wonderful personalities | 优秀的个性 |
| 733 | who was on the threshold of mega stardom, | 谁在巨星的门槛, |
| 734 | Ian Holloway, ladies and gentlemen, your manager. | 伊恩·霍洛威 女士们先生们 你们的经理 |
| 735 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 736 | Take a bow. | 举弓曰. |
| 737 | Go on, my son. | 继续,我的孩子。 |
| 738 | He got you there. | 他让你在那里。 |
| 739 | I don't mind a bit of a claim. | 我不介意说点什么 |
| 740 | I've got to be honest with you, I don't like | 老实说,我不喜欢 |
| 741 | this floppy-haired comedian. | 这软发喜剧演员。 |
| 742 | I think he's gay. | 我认为他是同性恋。 |
| 743 | I don't trust him one bit. | 我一点都不相信他 |
| 744 | Men don't skip. | 男人不会跳过。 |
| 745 | I'm here for the wife. | 我为妻子而来. |
| 746 | I'm here for my wife. | 我为妻子而来. |
| 747 | He's looking at me going, that's pretty much the size | 他看着我走,这差不多是尺寸 |
| 748 | of it, my friend, yeah. | 对,我的朋友 |
| 749 | I love the interview at Sky Sports. | 我喜欢在天空体育的采访。 |
| 750 | Normally managers are quite to the point. | 管理者通常都说得很清楚。 |
| 751 | They're just like, | 他们就像, |
| 752 | you know, yeah, loads done well, you know. | 你知道,是的,负载做得很好,你知道的。 |
| 753 | We're just going to take it, we're going to go with the time | 我们只是要拿它, 我们要去的时间 |
| 754 | and, you know, we look forward to the next season. | 而且,你知道,我们期待着下一个赛季。 |
| 755 | Not Ian Holloway, no. | 不是伊恩・霍洛威,不是。 |
| 756 | 45-minute interview with Sky Sports. | 45分钟专访天空体育. |
| 757 | I can't believe we finally got there. | 真不敢相信我们终于到了 |
| 758 | We've done it. | 我们做到了。 |
| 759 | We pulled together. | 我们在一起。 |
| 760 | Because these are real people. | 因为他们是真正的人。 |
| 761 | These are real people. | 他们是真正的人。 |
| 762 | And now we'll go. | 现在我们就走 |
| 763 | We'll take on the Premier League. | 我们来接总理联盟 |
| 764 | And we'll get new grass. | 则得新草. |
| 765 | That's what you think. | 尔时如是思惟. |
| 766 | Yeah, that's the focus. | 是啊,这就是重点。 |
| 767 | Don't even call it a pitch. | 别叫投球 |
| 768 | We'll get grass. | 我们会得到草。 |
| 769 | I've seen grass in the West Country. | 西乡见草. |
| 770 | We'll bring it up here to the seaside. | 我们把它带到海边去 |
| 771 | We'll grow it here especially. | 我们会在这里种的 |
| 772 | It'll be fantastic. | 会很棒的 |
| 773 | And they'll stay real, my players. | 他们将保持真实,我的球员。 |
| 774 | They won't become millionaires. | 他们不会成为百万富翁。 |
| 775 | You should have seen your players walking behind you. | 你应该看到你的球员走在你身后。 |
| 776 | Yes, we will. | 是的,我们会的。 |
| 777 | Thank you very much. | 谢谢 |
| 778 | That's the whole reason we won the game. | 这就是我们赢得比赛的原因 |
| 779 | In fact, there are so many repeats of this show. | 事实上,这个节目的重复次数如此之多. |
| 780 | We're going to record another | 我们再录一次 |
| 781 | bit for when it's repeated | 重复时的位数 |
| 782 | next year. | 明年开始 |
| 783 | The back pool team are here. | 后台球队来了 |
| 784 | Bad luck. | 运气不好 |
| 785 | Hey, come on. | 嘿,来吧。 |
| 786 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 787 | There's plenty of jobs | 还有很多工作 |
| 788 | out there, Ian. | 在那里,伊恩。 在那里,伊恩。 |
| 789 | It's not all about football. | 并不是所有关于足球。 |
| 790 | Although somebody couldn't make it. | 虽然有人来不及 |
| 791 | I invited Colin Frye, the | 我邀请了科林·弗雷 |
| 792 | medium that's working on the pier. | 介质在码头工作 |
| 793 | He talks to the dead, for those of you | 他为你们这些死人说话 |
| 794 | who want to know what he does. | 谁想知道他做什么。 |
| 795 | Audiences | 观众 |
| 796 | come to see him and then dead | 来看他,然后就死了 |
| 797 | people who are with him. | 和他在一起的人们 |
| 798 | They communicate through him | 他们通过他沟通 |
| 799 | because he's a spiritual medium. | 因为他是个灵媒 |
| 800 | But what they don't do is tell | 但他们不做的是告诉 |
| 801 | their full name to the | 他们的全名是 |
| 802 | medium. | 介质。 |
| 803 | You would think if you're dead | 你会认为如果你死了 |
| 804 | and you can communicate with the living, you'd have a little bit more | 你可以与活人沟通, 你会有更多的一点 |
| 805 | to say. | 说起来 |
| 806 | They prefer to play a sort of | 他们喜欢玩一种 |
| 807 | spiritual charades game | 精神游戏 |
| 808 | where they just supply Colin | 他们只是供应科林 |
| 809 | with a letter. | 带着一封信 |
| 810 | They just give him one letter | 他们只给他一封信 |
| 811 | and then he has to, I'm getting a C. | 然后他不得不, 我得到一个C。 |
| 812 | Rather than saying, I'm getting a Charlie Baker, | 而不是说,我得到了一个查理贝克, |
| 813 | he needs to talk to his wife Margaret, | 他需要和他的妻子玛格丽特谈谈 |
| 814 | who's in the second row. | 谁在第二排。 |
| 815 | It was murder. | 这是谋杀。 |
| 816 | He said it | 他说的 |
| 817 | was murder. | 是谋杀 |
| 818 | None of that. | 没有 |
| 819 | He just gets letters. | 他只是收到信而已,他不会有事的 |
| 820 | Behind him are a series of ghosts | 在他身后是一连串鬼 |
| 821 | who just run up to him and go, D. | 谁跑到他那里去,D。 |
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