囧叔犀利吐槽：特朗普遭到奥巴马无情嘲讽，同时被“麻辣鸡”的臀
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Welcome to The Daily Show. | 欢迎光临每日秀 |
| 0:01 | My name is Jon Stewart. | 我叫乔恩·斯图尔特 |
| 0:06 | We have got a fabulous show for you tonight. | 今晚有场精彩的演出 |
| 0:08 | Later on, we're going to be talking to a journalist named Matthew Cole. | 稍后,我们将与一位名叫马修·科尔的记者交谈. |
| 0:12 | He is the author of a new book on Jared Kushner | 他是贾里德·库什纳新书的作者 |
| 0:16 | called | 调用 |
| 0:18 | Princes and Thieves. | 太子及贼. |
| 0:23 | I can't wait to find out which one Jared is. | 我迫不及待想找出贾里德是谁 |
| 0:33 | But first, the midterm elections that will determine if Americans | 但首先,中期选举将决定 美国人是否 |
| 0:39 | care | 护理 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Welcome to The Daily Show. | 欢迎光临每日秀 |
| 2 | My name is Jon Stewart. | 我叫乔恩·斯图尔特 |
| 3 | We have got a fabulous show for you tonight. | 今晚有场精彩的演出 |
| 4 | Later on, we're going to be talking to a journalist named Matthew Cole. | 稍后,我们将与一位名叫马修·科尔的记者交谈. |
| 5 | He is the author of a new book on Jared Kushner | 他是贾里德·库什纳新书的作者 |
| 6 | called | 调用 |
| 7 | Princes and Thieves. | 太子及贼. |
| 8 | I can't wait to find out which one Jared is. | 我迫不及待想找出贾里德是谁 |
| 9 | But first, the midterm elections that will determine if Americans | 但首先,中期选举将决定 美国人是否 |
| 10 | care | 护理 |
| 11 | in any way | 无论如何 |
| 12 | about the reckless | 关于鲁莽的 |
| 13 | shitshow of an administration | 行政部门的烂摊子 |
| 14 | that we've all been subjected to low these past almost two years. | 近两年来我们都处于低谷 |
| 15 | Midterms will take place in eight days. | 中期学期将在8天后进行. |
| 16 | And Fox News was on the campaign trail ready to hear from their base | 福克斯新闻在竞选路线上 准备从他们的基地听到消息 |
| 17 | about those fiery | 关于烈火, |
| 18 | culture war issues that are Trump and Fox's bread and butter. | 文化战争议题是特朗普和福克斯的面包和黄油. |
| 19 | What are you expecting the president to say and what are some of the issues that you are looking to this election cycle? | 你期望总统说些什么,你期待选举周期的一些问题是什么? |
| 20 | I'm hoping to see some relief about the war, some inflation come down, interest rates come down, | 我希望战争能有所缓解 通货膨胀下降 利率下降 |
| 21 | just some sustainability when I'm, you know, shopping, getting gas for my truck, things like that. | 只是一些可持续性 当我,你知道, 购物, 得到煤气 我的卡车,类似的东西。 |
| 22 | It's just absurd pricing right now. | 这是荒谬的定价 现在。 |
| 23 | So I'm just hoping to see some relief in the economy. | 所以我希望经济能有所缓解。 |
| 24 | Well, absolutely. | 当然 |
| 25 | Hold on. | 坚持住。 |
| 26 | I think, I think in the script it said trans. | 我想,我想在剧本中 它说跨。 |
| 27 | I think it said trans. | 我认为它说跨。 |
| 28 | I don't know what that guy was. | 我不知道那家伙是谁 |
| 29 | Cut away. | 切开。 |
| 30 | We got ourselves a reader. | 我们有一个读者。 |
| 31 | Voters are for some reason fixated on the economy, cost of living, the war in Iran. | 投票人出于某种原因对经济、生活成本、伊朗战争都持固定态度。 |
| 32 | And Donald Trump is actually back out there on the campaign trail to make his closing arguments. | 而唐纳德·特朗普实际上又回到了竞选路线上,来做他的终结辩论. |
| 33 | I imagine the president will be laser focused on the issues that matter most. | 我想总统会把注意力集中在最重要的问题上 |
| 34 | I looked at his ass and I've never done that with a man before. | 我看着他的屁股 我从没和男人做过这种事 |
| 35 | A man's ass, his ass, the ass. | 一个人的屁股,他的屁股,屁股。 |
| 36 | His ass was like a big piece of muscle. | 他的屁股就像一块大肌肉 |
| 37 | His ass was like a big piece of muscle? | 他的屁股像一块大肌肉? |
| 38 | It's not like a big piece of muscle. | 不似大块肌肉. |
| 39 | It is literally a big piece of muscle. | 简直是一大块肌肉 |
| 40 | That is what an ass is. | 屁股就是这样 |
| 41 | Blutius maximus. | 布卢提斯·马克西姆斯 |
| 42 | You don't need to put a simile. | 你用不着放一丝毫 |
| 43 | Oh, it's like a big muscle. | 哦,这就像一个大肌肉。 |
| 44 | His dick was like a sexual organ. | 他的老二就像个性器官 |
| 45 | That becomes tumescent upon excitation. | 这变得令人兴奋。 |
| 46 | No, that is exactly what it is. | 不,这正是它是什么。 |
| 47 | And by the way, by the way, don't feel left out ladies. | 顺便说一句,别把女人丢在外头 |
| 48 | Trump's got plenty of argle left for you. | 特朗普给你留了好多艾格 |
| 49 | By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. | 顺便说一句,我以前看过一个漂亮的屁股,尼基·米纳吉 |
| 50 | That's hard to miss. | 这很难错过。 |
| 51 | Dad, stand up. | 爸爸,站起来 |
| 52 | That's hard to miss. | 这很难错过。 |
| 53 | How the f*** is this real? | 这怎么是真的? |
| 54 | Stand up, Nicki, twirl around. | 站起来,妮琪,转身 |
| 55 | Give us a look at that. | 给我们看看 |
| 56 | Talk about inflation. | 谈通货膨胀. |
| 57 | My God. | 天呐 |
| 58 | Get up here. | 上来. |
| 59 | Let me toss that salad. | 让我扔沙拉。 |
| 60 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 61 | By the way, look at Trump's face when Minaj is talking. | 顺便说一句,在米纳杰说话的时候看看特朗普的脸. |
| 62 | Look at what he's doing. | 观其所行. |
| 63 | Look at him. | 看着他 |
| 64 | He's transfixed. | 师曰转法轮. |
| 65 | He's staring at her ass. | 他盯着她的屁股。 |
| 66 | He's like, he's like Yogi Bear floating towards a pie on a windowsill. | 他就像瑜伽熊漂浮在窗台上的馅饼上 |
| 67 | Look at that ass boo boo. | 看看那个屁屁 |
| 68 | No, that is something. | 不,这是东西。 |
| 69 | But alright, I'm sorry. | 但没关系,对不起。 |
| 70 | That was a distraction. | 那是在分散注意力。 |
| 71 | Donald Trump, you're in Michigan. | 唐纳德·特朗普 你在密歇根州 |
| 72 | Are you there to offer a plan for some economic relief to the state that's been devastated by your tariffs? | 你在那里提供计划 给被关税摧毁的国家一些经济救济? |
| 73 | I'm here to keep a jihadist Muslim Brotherhood member from becoming a United States Senator. | 我是来阻止一个圣战穆斯林兄弟会成员成为美国参议员的. |
| 74 | Oh, shit. | 该死 |
| 75 | He's playing scary Muslim from 2016. | 他从2016年开始扮演恐怖的穆斯林. |
| 76 | Oh, shit. | 该死 |
| 77 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 78 | I love the hits. | 我喜欢这招 |
| 79 | Do Sharia law. | 执行伊斯兰教法。 |
| 80 | Abdul Mohammed Al Sayed wants our country to go to Sharia law. | 阿卜杜勒·穆罕默德·赛义德希望我国遵守伊斯兰教法。 |
| 81 | He would be the only Senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he's allowed to go into the Senate. | 他是唯一一个在进入参议院之前 必须通过金属探测器的参议员 |
| 82 | And I want him to have a metal detector. | 我希望他有一个金属探测器。 |
| 83 | He's such a good dude. | 他是个好人 |
| 84 | By the way, it is actually true for those who don't know. | 顺便说一下,对于不知道的人来说,这其实是真实的. |
| 85 | The House has metal detectors. | 众议院有金属探测器. |
| 86 | The Senate does not have metal detectors. | 参议院没有金属探测器。 |
| 87 | I guess because if they had a metal detector, every other hip would be setting it off. | 我想因为如果他们有一个金属探测器, 每一个其它的臀部都会触发它。 |
| 88 | Nobody would get in the building. | 没人会进大楼的 |
| 89 | So far, the Republican closing argument is nice asses and Islamophobia. | 目前为止,共和党的终结辩论是很好的屁股和仇视伊斯兰教. |
| 90 | Are you guys in any way going to address Chad's gas prices for his truck? | 你们有没有办法解决乍得的汽油价格问题? |
| 91 | The United States oil and gas business is making hundreds of billions of dollars. | 美国的石油天然气业务正在创造上千亿美元。 |
| 92 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 93 | I bet they are. | 我敢打赌,他们是。 |
| 94 | I thought that was the case when I recently went to Exxon. | 我最近去埃克森时就以为是这样 |
| 95 | I was told by the writers that his fit is drippy. | 编剧们告诉我 他的身材是滴滴的 |
| 96 | Why would you say that at a rally? | 你为什么在集会上这么说? |
| 97 | Why the f*** would your closing message for the midterms be, | 为什么你对中期的结束语是, |
| 98 | I know you're hurting, but these guys are killing it? | 我知道你在伤害,但这些人要杀死它? |
| 99 | We're making hundreds and hundreds of billions, trillions of dollars. | 我们赚了上千亿,上万亿 |
| 100 | But my people said, please don't mention that, sir. | 但我的人说 请不要提了 长官 |
| 101 | Because people are paying a little higher. | 因为人们付出的代价要高一点 |
| 102 | I could just see the fake headlines. | 我可以看到假头条 |
| 103 | President Trump is talking about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. | 川普总统在谈论他们挣的钱 而人们却在泵里受苦受难 |
| 104 | That'll be the headline. | 这将是头条。 |
| 105 | It is what you said. | 是你说的 |
| 106 | That would be accurately summarizing your quote. | 准确地总结了你的引用。 |
| 107 | But the closing argument for the Republicans appears to be, I like big butts. | 但共和党的终结辩论似乎是 我喜欢大屁股 |
| 108 | And why can't you just be happy for big oil? | 为什么你就不能为大石油高兴呢? |
| 109 | So you clearly don't seem to be able to run on a positive record. | 所以显然你似乎无法以正面记录运行. |
| 110 | What else you got? | 还有什么? |
| 111 | If you elect a Republican House and a Republican Senate on November 3rd, | 如果你在11月3日选出共和党众议院和共和党参议院 |
| 112 | you'll get $5,000 and if you lose you get nothing. | 如果你一无所获 你会得到5000美元 |
| 113 | If the Republicans win the Department of War, we'll be investing $100 million. | 如果共和党赢得战争部,我们将投资1亿美元. |
| 114 | But you have to win and the other ones forget it. | 但你必须赢 而其他人忘了它。 |
| 115 | We're also fighting for our great veterans and taking care of those veterans | 我们也在为我们的伟大老兵而战 照顾那些老兵 |
| 116 | who brought claims related to water contamination at Camp Lejeune. | 他们提出了与Lejeune营地水污染有关的索赔。 |
| 117 | If we win the House and the Senate, I am directing the Department of Justice | 如果我们赢得了众议院和参议院 我将指挥司法部 |
| 118 | to settle all remaining legitimate claims as soon as possible. | 尽快解决所有剩余的合法债权。 |
| 119 | I couldn't help but notice the word if. | 我不能不注意到这个词,如果。 |
| 120 | If Republicans win the House and Senate, you'll settle the claims. | 如果共和党人赢得众议院和参议院,你就能解决这些要求. |
| 121 | But look, even Donald Trump wouldn't have the balls to do a quid pro quo | 但你看,连唐纳德·特朗普 也没有勇气做交换 |
| 122 | on sick veterans saying, if we don't win, there's no money. | 生病的老兵说, 如果我们不赢,就没有钱。 |
| 123 | Right? | 对吧? |
| 124 | So if we don't win, there's no money. | 所以,如果我们不赢,就没有钱。 |
| 125 | Ladies and gentlemen, there is evil. | 女士们,先生们,有邪恶。 |
| 126 | And then there is evil that can only be described as cartoonish. | 接下来的邪恶只能被描述为卡通主义. |
| 127 | A kind of tie a helpless maid into a railroad track loony tunes villainy. | 那种把无助的女仆 绑在铁轨的曲子上 |
| 128 | Like you're making policy using a cartoonishly evil random word generator | 就像你用一个漫画般邪恶的随机字词生成器 来制定政策 |
| 129 | and told it to find the most cartoonishly evil phrase the president could say. | 并告诉它找到 最卡通 邪恶的短语 总统可以说。 |
| 130 | Right! | 对! |
| 131 | But you know what? | 但你知道吗? |
| 132 | I shouldn't be surprised at the depth that they are sinking to. | 我不该惊讶他们沉没的深度 |
| 133 | 因为上周我们都记得Vivek Ramaswamy | |
| 134 | released an ad in the Ohio governor's race where his opponent Amy Acton's mother | 在俄亥俄州州长赛上发布广告 他的对手艾米·阿肯的母亲 |
| 135 | came out vociferously against her own daughter. | 出来强烈反对她的女儿。 |
| 136 | She is a liar. | 她是一个骗子。 |
| 137 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 138 | Well that could be a compelling ad. | 那可能是个很有说服力的广告 |
| 139 | If it weren't for just a couple of mitigating factors. | 如果不是因为一些减轻罪责的因素 |
| 140 | For instance, Acton's mother hasn't spoken to her daughter in 50 years. | 例如,Acton的母亲50年没和她女儿说话了. |
| 141 | And the reason is, oh cartoonishly evil word generator, | 原因是,哦 卡通式邪恶的词生成器, |
| 142 | she lost custody of her kids. | 她失去了孩子的监护权。 |
| 143 | Because her husband at the time was indicted for raping her daughter. | 因为当时她的丈夫因为强奸她的女儿而被起诉. |
| 144 | And her husband's name, by the way, was fucking Cletus. | 她丈夫的名字,顺便说一句, 是他妈的克莱图斯。 |
| 145 | She married a dude named Cletus and thought, this will work out. | 她嫁给了一个叫Cletus的男的,想着,这样会成功的. |
| 146 | And while Cletus was indicted for the crime and could have faced | 克莱图斯因犯罪被起诉 并可能面对 |
| 147 | and pled his innocence and let the justice system work its way, | 并倾诉他的清白,任司法系统运作; |
| 148 | instead mother and Cletus... | 而母亲和克莱图斯... |
| 149 | Sleeteth! | 斯丽提斯! |
| 150 | Sleeteth the state, if you can believe it. | 抚州,若能信. |
| 151 | It's hard to defend, but not impossible. | 防守艰难,但并非不可能. |
| 152 | A mother is saying, don't put my daughter there, | 一个母亲在说 别把我的女儿放在那儿 |
| 153 | because she's a terrible person and she's a liar. | 因为她是一个可怕的人 她是一个骗子。 |
| 154 | Why shouldn't somebody use that? | 为什么不该有人用? |
| 155 | I think we explained pretty well why. | 我想我们解释得很清楚 |
| 156 | You know what? | 你知道吗? |
| 157 | Actually, I'm sure that Monica Alba of NBC News, | 事实上,我相信NBC新闻的莫妮卡·阿尔瓦 |
| 158 | who asked the question, would be happy to take on and explain to Donald Trump why. | 愿意向唐纳德·特朗普解释原因。 |
| 159 | Why shouldn't somebody use that? | 为什么不该有人用? |
| 160 | But do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? | 但性虐待指控对你没有意义吗,先生? |
| 161 | We do the sexual abuse allegations make no difference? | 我们的性虐待指控没有区别吗? |
| 162 | Wait, wait, wait, slow down. | 等等 等等 慢点 |
| 163 | Who are you with? | 你跟谁在一起? |
| 164 | I'm with NBC, sir. | 我是NBC的,长官 |
| 165 | What are the worst networks you have? | 你最糟糕的网络是什么? |
| 166 | But there are various theories of sexual abuse allegations. | 但对于性虐待指控,有各种理论. |
| 167 | Quiet! | 安静! |
| 168 | They make no difference to you? | 他们对你没有区别吗? |
| 169 | Isn't she a fresh person? | 她不是新人吗? |
| 170 | You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you? | 你是个可怕的小记者,不是吗? |
| 171 | Yeah, fresh, horrible little reporter! | 是啊,新鲜,可怕的小记者! |
| 172 | You're fresh? | 你是新鲜的? |
| 173 | You're a fresh, horrible little... | 你是一个新鲜,可怕的小... |
| 174 | When did Donald Trump become Miss Hannigan? | 唐纳德·特朗普什么时候成为汉尼根小姐的? |
| 175 | What are we doing? | 我们在做什么? |
| 176 | You're a fresh, horrible little reporter. | 你是一个新鲜,可怕的小记者。 |
| 177 | You'll never get adopted by a news agency. | 你永远不会被新闻社收养 |
| 178 | If my mother said bad things about me, do you think the Democrats would put it up? | 如果我妈对我说了坏话 你觉得民主党会提出吗? |
| 179 | I think so. | 我想是这样。 |
| 180 | But my mother thought I was wonderful. | 但我妈妈觉得我很棒 |
| 181 | Thank you, Mom. | 谢谢你,妈妈。 |
| 182 | You too, Dad. | 你也一样,爸爸。 |
| 183 | Is the housing down there all white like you like it or no? | 楼下有你喜欢的白色房子吗? |
| 184 | The point is, Trump, Ramaswami, and JD Vance all doubled down and sided with a woman who had done one of the most awfully evil things anybody, let alone the parent of the child, could ever do. | 重点是,特朗普,拉马斯瓦米, 和JD Vance 都翻了一番, 并站在一个女人一边, 她做了最邪恶的事情之一 任何人, 更不要说孩子的父母了。 |
| 185 | But hey, anything else that we need to know about Amy Acton's mother? | 但是,嘿,还有什么我们需要知道 关于艾米·阿肯顿的母亲? |
| 186 | Cartoonishly evil random word generator? | 卡通式邪恶的随机词生成器? |
| 187 | You got anything for us? | 你有东西要给我们吗? |
| 188 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 189 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 190 | I mean, if that were true, it would only make Trump, Ramaswami, and Vance look even more ridiculous than they already look. | 我的意思是,如果这是真的,那只会让特朗普,拉马斯瓦米,万斯看起来比他们已经看起来更可笑. |
| 191 | Acton's mother was also convicted of killing kittens, according to court records from 2021. | 根据2021年的法庭记录,Acton的母亲也被判杀害小猫. |
| 192 | I'm just going to let you guys in on a little something. | 我只是要让你们在一点点的东西。 |
| 193 | We did have a little bit of a talk earlier in the production meeting about whether the comedy show we make should follow the sexual assault bit with the kitten killing bit. | 我们之前在制作会上 曾有过一些关于喜剧节目 是否应该跟随性攻击 和小猫的杀戮 |
| 194 | We went with yes. | 我们答应了 |
| 195 | But remember, by the way, there are people running against the Republicans, and the Democrats brought out their closer Barack Obama to hit on Trump's misplaced priorities. | 但记住,顺便说一句,有人在对共和党进行竞选,民主党人拿出他们更接近的巴拉克·奥巴马来打击川普错误的优先事项. |
| 196 | I don't know if you've noticed, but he seems very focused on home renovations. | 我不知道你有没有注意到, 但他似乎非常专注于住宅翻新。 |
| 197 | There's gold everywhere. | 处处有金. |
| 198 | What's up with the gold? | 黄金怎么了? |
| 199 | Everything, more gold. | 所有的东西,更多的黄金。 |
| 200 | He's got the white ass looking like Saddam Hussein opened a cheesecake factory. | 他的白屁股看起来像萨达姆·侯赛因开了一家芝士蛋糕工厂. |
| 201 | Barack Obama with an illegal joke strike on an American citizen. | 巴拉克·奥巴马以非法笑话攻击美国公民. |
| 202 | I got to tell you, as soon as I heard him say, you can feel it already what a shit storm this is going to set off on the right. | 我得告诉你,我一听到他说的, 你就可以感觉到 多么糟糕的暴风雨会从右边吹起。 |
| 203 | For Barack Obama to compare anything that Trump does to the brutal dictatorship of Saddam Hussein? | 让巴拉克·奥巴马把特朗普所做的一切与萨达姆·侯赛因的残暴独裁相提并论?. |
| 204 | I think the most difficult part of what we just went over is the cheesecake factory. | 我认为我们刚刚讨论的最困难的部分 是芝士蛋糕工厂 |
| 205 | Where did that come from? | 从哪里来的? |
| 206 | Why cheesecake factory? | 为什么是芝士蛋糕工厂? |
| 207 | He thinks that it's appropriate to condescend to a popular food chain restaurant. | 他认为应该向一家流行的食品连锁餐厅致敬. |
| 208 | Looking down his nose at a cheesecake factory in front of a group of working class people. | 在一群工人阶级的面前 看着他的鼻子在芝士蛋糕厂里 |
| 209 | I think about all the birthday parties that people have at the cheesecake factory, my own family included. | 我想起大家在芝士蛋糕厂 举办的生日派对 包括我的家人 |
| 210 | The part of the comparison that bothered you was the cheesecake factory part. | 比较你烦恼的部分是芝士蛋糕工厂的部分。 |
| 211 | Not the Saddam Hussein part. | 不是萨达姆·侯赛因那部分 |
| 212 | You know, the cheesecake factory is not an actual factory, right? | 你知道,芝士蛋糕工厂 不是真正的工厂,对不对? |
| 213 | You know that. | 你知道这一点。 |
| 214 | We did not ship cheesecake jobs to China. | 我们没有把芝士蛋糕的工作送到中国 |
| 215 | What a slap in the face to hardworking Americans on the cheesecake assembly lines. | 在芝士蛋糕组装线上给勤奋的美国人打了一巴掌. |
| 216 | My peep paw lost his hand making their skinny-licious avocado tacos and sweet soy glazed ribs. | 我偷窥的爪子失去了他的手 做了瘦小的鳄梨卷饼和甜美的豆腐肋骨 |
| 217 | I know those because I also eat them. | 我知道这些是因为我也吃了它们。 |
| 218 | Here's what makes this all so maddening. | 这是为什么这一切如此疯狂。 |
| 219 | See, there's a reason why Donald Trump and anyone representing his Republican Congress are distracting you with asses and evil commercials and bullshit. | 唐纳德·特朗普和代表他共和党国会的任何人 有理由用屁股 邪恶的广告和废话来分散你的注意力 |
| 220 | Because Republicans running for Congress can't defend Trump's reckless record or their refusal to do anything to check his worst impulses. | 因为竞选国会的共和党人无法为特朗普的鲁莽记录辩护,也无法为阻止他最糟糕的冲动而拒绝做任何事情. |
| 221 | Do you know when Trump ran in 2024? | 你知道2024年特朗普跑的时候吗? |
| 222 | Do you remember what his message was? | 你还记得他的留言吗? |
| 223 | Kamala's for they, them. | 卡玛拉是为他们,他们。 |
| 224 | President Trump is for you. | 川普总统为你服务 |
| 225 | Oh, right. | 对 |
| 226 | He was for you. | 他是为了你 |
| 227 | But Trump never really told you who you was, did he? | 但特朗普从未真正告诉你你是谁,是吗? |
| 228 | Because my guess is, given the state of our economy, you might have foolishly thought that you meant you, the people. | 因为我猜,考虑到我们的经济状况, 你可能愚蠢地认为 你指的是你,人民。 |
| 229 | But after two years in office, it's clear who you turned out to be. | 但是在任职两年后,你转眼就清楚是谁了. |
| 230 | You was actually them. | 你其实就是他们。 |
| 231 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 232 | Billionaires like Elon Musk, they've done great. | 亿万富翁如伊隆木斯克,功绩卓著. |
| 233 | He was recently promoted to trillionaire. | 他最近被提升为万亿富翁. |
| 234 | Jeff Bezos was recently promoted to sex cowboy. | 杰夫·贝佐斯最近晋升为性牛仔. |
| 235 | I don't know what that is. | 我不知道这是什么。 |
| 236 | But it's good. | 但是这是很好的。 |
| 237 | And others have done well. | 其他人做得也不错。 |
| 238 | I mean, are any of these people you? | 我的意思是,有没有这些人你? |
| 239 | You. | 你,你来 |
| 240 | Because they're fucking killing it. | 因为他们他妈的杀了它。 |
| 241 | Oh, sorry, Kim. | 哦,对不起,金。 |
| 242 | Not you anymore. | 现在不是你了 |
| 243 | On contracts, documentaries, Middle East oil money. | 关于合同,纪录片,中东石油钱。 |
| 244 | And by the way, Trump's family aren't the only yous. | 顺便说一句,特朗普的家人不是唯一的你。 |
| 245 | The Trump administration has treated inanimate objects more lavishly than the you he swore to represent. | 特朗普政府比起他发誓要代表的你, 对待无生命力的物体更加奢侈. |
| 246 | Turns out the you isn't it. | 原来你不是 |
| 247 | I mean, obviously, there were plenty of yous that he was never going to be for. | 我的意思是,很明显,有很多你们 他永远不会成为。 |
| 248 | Like if you were a Muslim named Mohammed. | 就像你是个叫穆罕默德的穆斯林 |
| 249 | Well, I'm sorry, unless this is you. | 对不起 除非是你 |
| 250 | And he has lots of nuclear deals and weapons. | 他有很多核交易和武器 |
| 251 | By the way, your highness, thank you for your investment in Skydance. | 对了,殿下,谢谢你对斯凯丹斯的投资 |
| 252 | We'll make you proud. | 我们会让你骄傲的 |
| 253 | So this midterms, when you go to the polls, and I beg of you. | 所以,这个中期,当你去投票, 我求你。 |
| 254 | Go to the polls. | 去投票。 |
| 255 | Remember, all the yous Donald Trump turned out to be for. | 记住,你们唐纳德·特朗普 都是为了这个 |
| 256 | And if it turns out that you are not one of them. | 如果你不是他们的一员 |
| 257 | Well, he probably has a very different closing message for you. | 嗯,他可能有 一个非常不同的 关闭消息给你。 |
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