脑洞大开！SNL英国版神级恶搞：特朗普想和英国首相伯纳姆的对
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | On Wednesday, Prime Minister Andy Burnham met with President Zelensky of Ukraine | 周三,总理安迪·伯纳姆会见了乌克兰总统泽连斯基. |
| 0:04 | to reaffirm Britain's support in their war with Russia. | 重申英国对俄国战争的支持 |
| 0:08 | This is exactly what happened. | 事情就是这样 |
| 0:20 | President Zelensky, welcome back to Downing Street. | 泽连斯基总统 欢迎回到唐宁街 |
| 0:22 | Thank you, Prime Minister Burnham. | 谢谢你,伯纳姆首相 |
| 0:24 | I look forward to working with you, as I did with your predecessors. | 我期待着与你合作,就像与你的前任一样。 |
| 0:27 | Crazy blonde man, crazy blonde woman, boring brown man and boring white man. | 疯狂的金发男人,疯狂的金发女人,无聊的棕色男人和无聊的白人男人. |
| 0:32 | As a show of support, we will be accelerating the delivery of British missiles. | 作为支持的表现,我们将加快英国导弹的发射。 |
| 0:37 | They are being delivered by every. | 每个人都在送货 |
| 0:39 | So, if you're not home, they'll leave them with the country next door. | 所以,如果你不在家, 他们会把他们留在隔壁的国家。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | On Wednesday, Prime Minister Andy Burnham met with President Zelensky of Ukraine | 周三,总理安迪·伯纳姆会见了乌克兰总统泽连斯基. |
| 2 | to reaffirm Britain's support in their war with Russia. | 重申英国对俄国战争的支持 |
| 3 | This is exactly what happened. | 事情就是这样 |
| 4 | President Zelensky, welcome back to Downing Street. | 泽连斯基总统 欢迎回到唐宁街 |
| 5 | Thank you, Prime Minister Burnham. | 谢谢你,伯纳姆首相 |
| 6 | I look forward to working with you, as I did with your predecessors. | 我期待着与你合作,就像与你的前任一样。 |
| 7 | Crazy blonde man, crazy blonde woman, boring brown man and boring white man. | 疯狂的金发男人,疯狂的金发女人,无聊的棕色男人和无聊的白人男人. |
| 8 | As a show of support, we will be accelerating the delivery of British missiles. | 作为支持的表现,我们将加快英国导弹的发射。 |
| 9 | They are being delivered by every. | 每个人都在送货 |
| 10 | So, if you're not home, they'll leave them with the country next door. | 所以,如果你不在家, 他们会把他们留在隔壁的国家。 |
| 11 | That's okay if it's Poland, not ideal to leave with neighbour on the other side. | 如果这是波兰,那也没关系, 不理想的是和邻居一起离开对方。 |
| 12 | You cheeky Charlie. | 你这胆小鬼查理 |
| 13 | Hey, come on, we're all here. | 嘿,来吧,我们都在这里。 |
| 14 | I forgot you used to be a comedian. | 我忘了你以前是喜剧演员 |
| 15 | Go on, tell us another joke. | 继续,告诉我们另一个笑话。 |
| 16 | Mr Burnham, my country's been under attack every day for four years. | 伯纳姆先生,四年来我国每天都受到攻击. |
| 17 | You probably had to be there. | 你可能必须在那里。 |
| 18 | We need America to restore the Starlink internet. | 我们需要美国恢复星际链接的互联网。 |
| 19 | Without it, we are vulnerable to drone strikes. | 没有它,我们很容易遭到无人机袭击。 |
| 20 | Also, it is very difficult to stream celebrity traitors. | 而且,流传名人叛徒非常困难。 |
| 21 | I'm way behind, no spoilers, you know, but I think Richard E. Grant is gonna go all the way. | 我落后了,没有破坏者,你知道, 但我认为理查德・E・格兰特 会去一路。 |
| 22 | Well, I can promise you now, I will raise all of this with President Trump at the first opportunity. | 我可以向特朗普总统保证 我将借此机会向他提出所有问题 |
| 23 | Did somebody say Richard E. Grant? | 有人说理查德·E·格兰特吗 |
| 24 | Good to see you. | 很高兴见到你。 |
| 25 | President Trump! | 川普总统! |
| 26 | That's right, you say my name and I appear. | 没错,你说我的名字,我出现。 |
| 27 | I got the name from my, I got the idea from my very close friend Beetlejuice, the late great Beetlejuice. | 我从我那里得到这个名字, 我从我非常亲密的朋友贝特尔汁, 已故的大贝特尔汁,我得到了这个想法。 |
| 28 | It's one of the two ways I am like him, the other is sex pest. | 这是我和他一样的两种方式之一 另一种是性病 |
| 29 | Alleged, they can't prove he did that stuff. | 据称,他们无法证明他这样做。 |
| 30 | Mr Trump, what are you doing in the UK? | 川普先生,你在英国做什么? |
| 31 | You know, I'm in town for the weekend to see my favourite comedian. | 你知道,我在这里的周末 看到我最喜欢的喜剧演员。 |
| 32 | He's performing live at High Court in the role of defendant. | 他以被告身份在高等法院现场演出 |
| 33 | Mr Trump, we were hoping to ask... | 川普先生,我们想问... |
| 34 | Ah, Zelensky! | 啊,泽连斯基! |
| 35 | Wow, jump scare, didn't see you there, buddy. | 哇,跳吓,没有看到你在那里,伙计。 |
| 36 | Zelensky's right there. | 泽连斯基就在那儿 |
| 37 | Me and Putin were just talking about you. | 我和普京在谈论你 |
| 38 | Not in a nice way, very bad, very bad. | 不是很好,非常糟糕,非常糟糕。 |
| 39 | But I didn't come here for you. | 但我不是来找你的 |
| 40 | Well, if you're not here to talk about Ukraine, then why are you here? | 如果你不是来谈论乌克兰的 那你为什么在这里? |
| 41 | I'm here because, surprise, we're doing job swap. | 我在这里是因为,惊喜,我们正在做工作交换。 |
| 42 | Job swap? | 换工作? |
| 43 | Yeah, I take over the UK, you take America. | 是的,我接管英国,你接管美国。 |
| 44 | I tell you, that place is a real mess, you're gonna hate it. | 我告诉你,那地方很乱 你会讨厌的 |
| 45 | It's an awful, awful job. | 这是一个可怕的,可怕的工作。 |
| 46 | It's a terrible place full of disgusting people. | 这是一个可怕的地方 充满了恶心的人。 |
| 47 | I don't know what the hell happened. | 我不知道发生了什么 |
| 48 | Come on, job swap with me. | 跟我换工作 |
| 49 | I can't swap jobs with you now, Cocker. | 我现在不能跟你换工作,柯克 |
| 50 | I've barely even started. | 我还没开始呢 |
| 51 | People don't even hate me yet. | 人们甚至都不恨我 |
| 52 | Oh, come on. | 哦,来吧。 |
| 53 | Come on, this country's gone to the dogs and I alone can fix it. | 来吧,这个国家已经去狗 我一个人可以解决它。 |
| 54 | I hear you got problems with the small boats. | 我听说你和小船有问题 |
| 55 | If I was in charge, no more small boats. | 如果我负责,就不再有小船了. |
| 56 | Day one, big beautiful boats. | 第一天,大美丽的船。 |
| 57 | The biggest boats you've ever seen. | 你见过最大的船 |
| 58 | Coming into Dover, bigger than the cliffs. | 来到多佛,比悬崖还大. |
| 59 | UK reference. | 英国参考. |
| 60 | I don't get it. | I么则不解. |
| 61 | I don't think you've completely understood the actual problem. | 我不认为你完全理解 真正的问题。 |
| 62 | Oh, you got problems in Man City, too. | 哦,你在芒市也有问题。 |
| 63 | I don't know about Man City. | 不知万城. |
| 64 | Big problems there, but I'd sure like to visit Lady City. | 那儿有大麻烦 但我很想去城里看看 |
| 65 | That sounds nice. | 这听起来不错。 |
| 66 | All access, no questions asked. | 所有进入,没有提问。 |
| 67 | And how about that tiger, folks? | 那老虎怎么样,伙计们? |
| 68 | Big tiger problems, gobbling your guys up. | 大老虎问题 把你手下弄得屁滚尿流 |
| 69 | I'm Team Tiger. | 我是虎队 |
| 70 | I like all orange predators. | 我喜欢所有的橙色食肉动物。 |
| 71 | Game looking nice game. | 游戏看起来不错。 |
| 72 | Orange predator solidarity. | 橙色掠食者团结. |
| 73 | Let's see, what else I got? | 让我看看,还有什么? |
| 74 | What else is going on? | 还有什么事? |
| 75 | There are too many Percy pigs, okay? | 珀西猪太多了,好吗? |
| 76 | Enough is enough. | 够了,够了。 |
| 77 | We're bringing back the regular Percy's. | 我们要带回Percy的家 |
| 78 | M&S, if you're watching, no more pals, okay? | M&S,如果你在看, 没有更多的朋友,好吗? |
| 79 | M&S, they're doing the reversey Percy's. | M&S,他们正在做逆波西的。 |
| 80 | They're putting the ear stuff on the face, the face stuff on the ear. | 他们把耳朵的东西放在脸上, 脸的东西放在耳朵上。 |
| 81 | Not for long. | 不长. |
| 82 | It ends today. | 今天就结束了。 |
| 83 | We're going to stop it. | 我们要阻止它。 |
| 84 | We're going to be looking into that very shortly. | 我们很快会调查的 |
| 85 | And how about British comedy, folks? | 英国喜剧怎么样,伙计们? |
| 86 | What a bad situation. | 情况很糟 |
| 87 | It's not doing well. | 情况不妙 |
| 88 | SNL UK, you're telling me you don't have a guy, the whole cast. | SNL UK,你告诉我你没有男人, 整个演员。 |
| 89 | You don't have one guy who can play Trump. | 你没有一个人能扮演特朗普. |
| 90 | An awful situation. | 一个可怕的情况。 |
| 91 | Some of these people went to Rada. | 这些人中有些人去了拉达. |
| 92 | What are you? | 你是谁? |
| 93 | Rada. | 拉达. |
| 94 | Ready? | 准备好了吗? |
| 95 | Rada. | 拉达. |
| 96 | What is that? | 这是什么? |
| 97 | The Royal Academy of dog-****d actors? | 皇家狗演员学院? |
| 98 | Ooh, you can say **** on this one. | 哦,你可以说... ... ...... |
| 99 | That felt really good. | 感觉真好 |
| 100 | Very weird. | 非常诡异。 |
| 101 | I feel really weird. | 我觉得很奇怪。 |
| 102 | Mr. Trump, do you have a point? | 川普先生,你有道理吗? |
| 103 | Not usually, no. | 通常不会,不。 |
| 104 | So what do you say, Andy? | 安迪,你觉得怎么样? |
| 105 | Are we doing this job swap thing? | 我们要换工作吗? |
| 106 | Please, please don't make me go back there. | 求你别逼我回去 |
| 107 | It's awful back there. | 那边糟透了 |
| 108 | Nobody likes me. | 没人喜欢我 |
| 109 | The midterms are coming up and I'm about to totally eat ****. | 中期考试即将到来 我就要完全吃掉了 |
| 110 | Please, Sir Keir. | 请,基尔爵士。 |
| 111 | Please, Keir, Andy. | 求你了,基尔,安迪 |
| 112 | Please, Andy, Four Acres, set me free, Sir Andy Keir. | 拜托,安迪,四亩,让我自由,安迪・基尔爵士 |
| 113 | Please. | 请 |
| 114 | The answer is no, Donald. | 答案是否定的 唐纳德 |
| 115 | Fine. | 还好 |
| 116 | Zelinsky. | 泽林斯基. |
| 117 | Job swap. | 换工作 |
| 118 | Trust me, you don't want my job. | 相信我,你不会想要我的工作的 |
| 119 | It's terrible. | 这太可怕了。 |
| 120 | So much of it involves spending time with you. | 大部分事都涉及和你在一起 |
| 121 | Fine. | 还好 |
| 122 | I'll go home. | 我会回家的。 |
| 123 | And Zelinsky, let me know if you need anything. | 泽林斯基,有需要告诉我 |
| 124 | Anything at all, provided it's not helped with war. | 任何东西,只要它没有帮助战争。 |
| 125 | Sorry, Zelinsky, me old mucker. | 对不起,泽林斯基,我的老混球。 |
| 126 | But as dire as things may be, what matters most is that we all be nice to this insane man. | 但尽管情况很糟 但最重要的是 我们都对这个疯子好 |
| 127 | Yeah, this guy gets it because... | 是啊,这家伙得到它,因为... |
| 128 | Live from London, it's Saturday night! | 伦敦直播,今天是星期六晚上! |
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