美式幽默辛辣发难！吉米用一段脱口秀把白宫新发言人的尴尬首秀剪
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | forever, but before we get to that, | 但在此之前 |
| 0:01 | I want to introduce you to the new kid in Trump land. | 我想给你介绍特朗普土地上的新孩子 |
| 0:05 | It was the first day of kindergarten | 这是幼儿园的第一天 |
| 0:07 | for the new White House press secretary, Katie Zachariah. | 白宫新任新闻秘书凯蒂·扎查里亚 |
| 0:11 | You know, Trump's been president for quite a long time. | 特朗普担任总统很久了 |
| 0:14 | Now, I think it's been about, what, 50, 60 years? | 现在,我想它已经 关于,什么,50,60年? |
| 0:18 | And in order to keep him awake and interested, | 为了让他保持清醒和兴趣 |
| 0:20 | every six months they bring in a new fawning blonde | 每半年就带一个金发美女来 |
| 0:23 | dolt to add to the rotation. | 多加旋转。 |
| 0:26 | Things did not get off to a great start | 事情还没开始 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | forever, but before we get to that, | 但在此之前 |
| 2 | I want to introduce you to the new kid in Trump land. | 我想给你介绍特朗普土地上的新孩子 |
| 3 | It was the first day of kindergarten | 这是幼儿园的第一天 |
| 4 | for the new White House press secretary, Katie Zachariah. | 白宫新任新闻秘书凯蒂·扎查里亚 |
| 5 | You know, Trump's been president for quite a long time. | 特朗普担任总统很久了 |
| 6 | Now, I think it's been about, what, 50, 60 years? | 现在,我想它已经 关于,什么,50,60年? |
| 7 | And in order to keep him awake and interested, | 为了让他保持清醒和兴趣 |
| 8 | every six months they bring in a new fawning blonde | 每半年就带一个金发美女来 |
| 9 | dolt to add to the rotation. | 多加旋转。 |
| 10 | Things did not get off to a great start | 事情还没开始 |
| 11 | for Malibu Katie today. | 今天是马里布·凯蒂 |
| 12 | Her first briefing was brief. | 她的第一次简报是简短的。 |
| 13 | It was only 14 minutes long, but even in that short time, | 它只有14分钟长, 但即使在短短的时间, |
| 14 | she accomplished exactly what she was brought in to do, | 她完全完成了被带进监狱的任务 |
| 15 | which is slobber a whole tube of lip gloss | 整个嘴唇唇唇光 |
| 16 | all over the president's behind. | 总统的背后到处都是 |
| 17 | I am so honored to work for President Trump | 我很荣幸为川普总统工作 |
| 18 | and the American people | 美国人民 |
| 19 | as the new White House press secretary. | 作为新的白宫新闻秘书。 |
| 20 | I want to thank President Trump | 我要感谢川普总统 |
| 21 | for his trust that he has placed in me. | 因为他信任我 |
| 22 | I have wanted to work for him for a very long time. | 我想为他工作很久了 |
| 23 | I've been in the workroom for a very long time. | 我在工作室待了很久了 |
| 24 | And really, that's all it takes nowadays. | 其实,这就是现在所需要的。 |
| 25 | All it takes is that and dressing like you're about | 只需要穿得像你一样 |
| 26 | to announce pre-boarding on a Delta Airlines flight. | 在德尔塔航空公司的航班上宣布登机前 |
| 27 | We are in the middle of the midterm blitz | 我们正处于中期闪电中 |
| 28 | with energy and excitement never seen before | 与能量和兴奋 前所未有的 |
| 29 | in the history of midterms thanks to President Trump. | 感谢川普总统。 |
| 30 | Just look no further than last night in Youngstown, Ohio, | 只是看看没有比昨晚 在俄亥俄州永斯敦, |
| 31 | where President Trump delivered another blockbuster rally | 特朗普总统再次举行集会 |
| 32 | out on the trail. | 出轨了 |
| 33 | Her reading is good for an 11-year-old. | 她的阅读对一个11岁的孩子有好处. |
| 34 | He hired a fourth grader to be press secretary. | 他聘请了一名四年级学生担任新闻秘书. |
| 35 | This Katie Zachariah is a real piece of work. | 这个凯蒂·扎查里亚是一个真正的作品. |
| 36 | She made her name calling Democrats pedophiles | 她叫民主党恋童癖 |
| 37 | on social media and giving way to Pizzagate, | 在社交媒体和让位 比萨门, |
| 38 | so I'm sure she'll immediately call for everyone named | 所以我相信她会立刻叫所有人来 |
| 39 | in the Trump Epstein files to be punished | 特朗普·爱泼斯坦的档案中要惩罚 |
| 40 | to the full extent of the law. | 在法律的全程范围内。 |
| 41 | She was also a talking head for a number of cable networks | 她也是很多有线电视网的谈话负责人 |
| 42 | where she charmed the president from afar | 她从远处迷惑了总统 |
| 43 | with a wide variety of piping hot takes like these. | 和各种各样的管道热 像这样。 |
| 44 | The abortion pill has the same chemicals | 堕胎药也有同样的药 |
| 45 | that they used in the exterminate camps in Nazi Germany. | 他们用在纳粹德国的灭绝营里 |
| 46 | When he lost to Biden, you know, like ... | 当他输给了拜登时,你知道,就像... |
| 47 | Well, he didn't lose. | 他没输 |
| 48 | Right. | 对 |
| 49 | That election was fraudulent. | 那次选举是欺诈性的。 |
| 50 | This is the type of Nazi-style propaganda | 这是纳粹式的宣传 |
| 51 | that happened that turned people against each other | 发生的事情使人们彼此对立 |
| 52 | and what led to World War II, | 是什么导致了二战, |
| 53 | and Anthony Fauci was very first in this. | 安东尼·福西是第一个 |
| 54 | Jimmy Kimmel is a laughing stock. | 吉米·金梅尔是个笑柄 |
| 55 | They want to quietly rewrite history | 他们想悄悄地改写历史 |
| 56 | and tell us all that actually that a biological female | 并告诉我们所有的事实 一个生物女性 |
| 57 | is Achilles, and we're all supposed to accept it. | 是阿基里斯 我们都应该接受的 |
| 58 | No, nobody's going to go see this woke movie, | 不,没有人会去看这部醒了的电影, |
| 59 | and it's going to be a box office bust, | 这会是一场票房大战 |
| 60 | and they're going to make zero money on it. | 他们会赚零钱的 |
| 61 | Well, that woke movie went on to make $1.8 billion. | 那部醒过来的电影赚了18亿美元 |
| 62 | We got a smart one here. | 我们这里有一个聪明的。 |
| 63 | After her press conference this morning, | 在她今早的记者招待会上 |
| 64 | a lot of people, including insiders at the White House, | 很多人,包括白宫的内线 |
| 65 | are said to be wondering how long this woman's going to last, | 据说这女人会持续多久 |
| 66 | but I'll tell you what, if she keeps talking like this, | 但我会告诉你, 如果她一直这样说话, |
| 67 | I have a feeling she'll be around for a long time to come. | 我有一种预感,她会 身边很长一段时间。 |
| 68 | The idea of not spending evenings with my kids | 不和我孩子过夜的想法 |
| 69 | is completely unacceptable, so my president ... | 完全不能接受,所以我的总统... |
| 70 | Excuse me, my husband ... | 对不起,我丈夫... |
| 71 | That's a good one. | 这是一个很好的。 |
| 72 | Oops. | 哎哟 |
| 73 | Somebody's going to wake up in the middle of the night tonight, | 今晚半夜有人会醒来 |
| 74 | eye to eye with Natalie Harp clutching a kitchen knife. | 与娜塔莉哈普 手持一把厨房刀。 |
| 75 | Katie's first outing was, as her boss might say, | 凯蒂的首次出门是 她老板可能说 |
| 76 | a total disaster. | 一场灾难 |
| 77 | I was impressed, though. | 不过让我印象深刻 |
| 78 | You know how hard it is to become | 你知道这有多难成为 |
| 79 | Trump's worst press secretary that quickly? | 川普最差的新闻秘书这么快? |
| 80 | And this is pretty funny. | 这很有趣 |
| 81 | Trump's been saying that she's a lawyer, | 川普一直说她是律师 |
| 82 | so today they're out at the gaggle, | 所以今天他们出去玩了 |
| 83 | and a reporter asks where she is licensed to practice law, | 一个记者问她在哪里有执业执照, |
| 84 | which is a question the president, | 这是一个问题 总统, |
| 85 | based on this reaction you will see, also forgot to ask. | 基于你将会看到的反应, 也忘了问。 |
| 86 | He said she's in the attorney. | 他说她在律师那里 |
| 87 | Where did she pass the bar exam? | 她在哪通过律师考试的? |
| 88 | Which state? | 哪个州? |
| 89 | Where did she tell us? | 她在哪里告诉我们的? |
| 90 | Where did you pass the bar exam? | 你在哪里通过律师考试? |
| 91 | Mr. President. | 总统先生 |
| 92 | Mr. President, we're back. | 总统先生 我们回来了 |
| 93 | He's like, oh, boy. | 他就像,哦,伙计。 |
| 94 | Even my press secretary is made in China. | 甚至我的新闻秘书也是在中国做的 |
| 95 | Come on, now. | 来吧,现在。 |
| 96 | I have a feeling the only bar | 我有一种感觉 唯一的酒吧 |
| 97 | 她从Drybar通过,好吗? | |
| 98 | The White House was asked for clarification later in the day | 白宫后来被要求澄清 |
| 99 | and would not say where or even whether she passed the bar. | 也不会说她是否通过酒吧 |
| 100 | Say what you like about the Trump administration. | 随便你怎么说川普政府 |
| 101 | They do such a good job of vetting people. | 他们做了这么好的审查人。 |
| 102 | But sadly, when one marginally qualified | 但可悲的是,当一个略微合格 |
| 103 | former cable newser makes her MAGA debut, | 前有线新闻记者让她的MAGA首秀, |
| 104 | we say goodbye to another. | 我们跟另一个人说再见 |
| 105 | In this case, our now former ambassador to Greece, | 在这种情况下,我们的前任驻希腊大使 |
| 106 | Kimberly Guilfoyle. | 金贝利·吉福伊尔. |
| 107 | He is considering firing her. | 他正在考虑开除她。 |
| 108 | Do you know a timeline for that? | 你知道时间吗? |
| 109 | We have asked Ambassador Guilfoyle to resign. | 我们已经请吉福伊尔大使辞职。 |
| 110 | She has been a wonderful asset to the team, | 她对球队来说是绝佳的财富 |
| 111 | and we wish her well. | 我们祝愿她好。 |
| 112 | She's been a wonderful asset to the team, | 她对球队来说是很棒的 |
| 113 | and you will never see her again. | 你再也见不到她了 |
| 114 | As you may or may not know, Kimberly Guilfoyle, | 如你所知 金伯利·吉福尔 |
| 115 | one-time fiancé to Don Jr., | 小唐的未婚夫 |
| 116 | got a ticket to Greece when she and the Trump boy broke up. | 当她和特朗普男孩分手时,她得到了一张去希腊的机票. |
| 117 | They made her ambassador thousands of miles away | 他们使她的大使 千里之外 |
| 118 | to get rid of her. | 摆脱她。 |
| 119 | A Trump donor revealed a text in which she asked him | 一名特朗普捐献者透露了一条短信,她在其中问他 |
| 120 | to pay her $100,000 credit card bill, | 给她10万美元的信用卡账单, |
| 121 | and now, as a result of that, she is out. | 现在,由于这个,她已经退出了。 |
| 122 | This president will not tolerate corruption | 这个总统不会容忍腐败的 |
| 123 | in his administration | 他的行政部门 |
| 124 | unless he benefits directly from it. | 除非他从中获益。 |
| 125 | Guilfoyle否认这些指控, | |
| 126 | and Trump is busy denying even more than that. | 而特朗普正忙着否认更多 |
| 127 | Kimberly Guilfoyle, 她也是你家人的一员. | |
| 128 | How surprised were you to learn about these allegations? | 你得知这些指控有多惊讶? |
| 129 | What did you think about that? | 你觉得怎么样? |
| 130 | No, she wasn't a member of my family. | 不,她不是我的家人之一。 |
| 131 | She, I guess, dated my son a long time ago, | 我猜她很久以前和我儿子约会过 |
| 132 | but she knew I said no. | 但她知道我拒绝 |
| 133 | No, no, I guess. | 没有,我想。 |
| 134 | To be clear, not only did she, I guess, | 说清楚了,我猜她不只是... |
| 135 | date your son for six years, | 和你儿子约会六年 |
| 136 | they were engaged to be married. | 他们订婚了 |
| 137 | They broke up two years ago, | 他们两年前分手了 |
| 138 | and you sent her to Greece to get rid of her. | 你让她去希腊除掉她 |
| 139 | Poor Kimberly Guilfoyle, | 可怜的金伯利·吉福尔 |
| 140 | and she's the first woman ever to get dumped | 她是第一个被抛弃的女人 |
| 141 | by Donald Trump Jr. and Donald Trump. | 由小唐纳德·特朗普和唐纳德·特朗普主演. |
| 142 | She got the double Trump dump. | 她得到了双特朗普垃圾。 |
| 143 | And... | 还有... |
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