一语双关！15天，也就够换三个白宫新闻秘书！肥伦秀用一句话，
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:01 | Well, guys, the midterm elections are just 15 days away. | 伙计们,中期选举只有15天了 |
| 0:06 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 0:06 | That's not a lot of time. | 时间不多了 |
| 0:07 | That's only three White House press secretaries from now. | 现在只有三位白宫新闻秘书了 |
| 0:10 | You know, yeah, everyone's talking about this. | 你知道,是啊, 每个人都在谈论这个。 |
| 0:16 | President Trump fired his new press secretary, Katie Zachariah, | 特朗普总统解雇了新任新闻秘书凯蒂·扎卡里娅 |
| 0:19 | after just five days on the job. | 工作才5天就结束了 |
| 0:23 | It's not good when the edible arrangement you got | 吃东西的安排不好 |
| 0:25 | on your first day is still edible on your last day. | 在你第一天仍然可以吃 在你的最后一天。 |
| 0:30 | Finally right. | 终于对了 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Well, guys, the midterm elections are just 15 days away. | 伙计们,中期选举只有15天了 |
| 2 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 3 | That's not a lot of time. | 时间不多了 |
| 4 | That's only three White House press secretaries from now. | 现在只有三位白宫新闻秘书了 |
| 5 | You know, yeah, everyone's talking about this. | 你知道,是啊, 每个人都在谈论这个。 |
| 6 | President Trump fired his new press secretary, Katie Zachariah, | 特朗普总统解雇了新任新闻秘书凯蒂·扎卡里娅 |
| 7 | after just five days on the job. | 工作才5天就结束了 |
| 8 | It's not good when the edible arrangement you got | 吃东西的安排不好 |
| 9 | on your first day is still edible on your last day. | 在你第一天仍然可以吃 在你的最后一天。 |
| 10 | Finally right. | 终于对了 |
| 11 | Meanwhile, Kimberly Guilfoyle was like, | 与此同时,金伯利·吉福尔说, |
| 12 | hey, thanks for changing the subject. | 嘿,谢谢你改变话题。 |
| 13 | She spent just five days in the White House. | 她在白宫呆了五天 |
| 14 | On the bright side, Melania was like, | 从好的一面来说,梅拉尼亚就像, |
| 15 | that's five more than me. | 比我还多五个 |
| 16 | Five days. | 时五日. |
| 17 | Cash Patel was like, | 卡什・帕特尔就像 |
| 18 | damn, I've had hangovers last longer than that. | 该死 我宿醉的时间比那还长 |
| 19 | Of course, now Trump needs a new press secretary, | 当然,现在特朗普需要一个新的新闻秘书, |
| 20 | and we got to look at the questions | 我们得看看问题 |
| 21 | on the official White House job application. | 在正式的白宫工作申请。 |
| 22 | Oh, yeah, check these out. | 哦,是的,看看这个。 |
| 23 | First up, there's, are you free for the next five days? | 首先,有,你有空 接下来的五天? |
| 24 | Up next, there's, do you look a little like Ivanka? | 接下来,你看起来像伊万卡吗? |
| 25 | Then there's, is the word attorney | 还有律师这个词 |
| 26 | 在引用中的链接In profile。 | |
| 27 | Sure. | 当然 |
| 28 | Next up is there, did you audition for the Baywatch reboot? | 接下来是,你试镜 湾表重启? |
| 29 | Then there's, just curious, | 还有,只是好奇 |
| 30 | where do you stand on the whole Kelly Clarkson bird thing? | 你对凯莉·克拉克森的鸟事的立场如何? |
| 31 | Up next, there's, are you comfortable | 接下来,你舒服吗? |
| 32 | traveling in an airport catering truck? | 在机场餐饮卡车上? |
| 33 | That's important to know. | 这很重要 |
| 34 | Then there's, are you fluent in Spanish? | 那么有,你是流利的西班牙语吗? |
| 35 | If C, you're already fired. | 如果C,你已经被开除了。 |
| 36 | Up next, there's, on a scale from one to Mitch McConnell, | 接下来 从一个到米奇・麦康内尔 |
| 37 | how often do you freeze when asked basic questions? | 问基本问题时,你多久冻结一次? |
| 38 | And finally, there's, are you available | 最后,你有空吗? |
| 39 | to train your replacement next week? | 下周训练你的替补? |
| 40 | This is a good question. | 问得好 |
| 41 | Yeah, Zachariah was hired on Monday, fired on Friday. | 是的,Zachariah受雇于周一,周五被解雇。 |
| 42 | Everybody is talking about her, | 每个人都在谈论她, |
| 43 | so she actually agreed to join us | 所以她同意加入我们 |
| 44 | for a quick interview right now. | 快速采访现在。 |
| 45 | We're very, very lucky. | 我们非常,非常幸运。 |
| 46 | Katie, thank you so much for being here. | 凯蒂,谢谢你能来 |
| 47 | Good morning. | 早上好,你好吗? |
| 48 | But it's, never mind. | 但没关系 |
| 49 | So tell us, how long did you expect | 告诉我们,你期待多久 |
| 50 | to be White House press secretary? | 白宫新闻秘书? |
| 51 | A very long time. | 非常长的时间。 |
| 52 | And how long did it actually last? | 到底持续了多久? |
| 53 | Several days. | 数日. |
| 54 | Okay, where did you pass the bar exam? | 好吧,你在哪里通过律师考试? |
| 55 | The Western Hemisphere. | 西半球. |
| 56 | Can you be more specific? | 你能更具体一点吗? |
| 57 | In Venezuela. | 在委内瑞拉。 |
| 58 | No, really though, where did you get | 不,真的,虽然, 你从哪里得到的 |
| 59 | your license to practice law? | 你的执业执照? |
| 60 | From Amazon. | 从亚马逊。 |
| 61 | Got it, got it. | 笵 |
| 62 | And now that you're unemployed, | 现在你失业了 |
| 63 | who will you spend your time with? | 你要和谁共度时光? |
| 64 | My president, excuse me, my husband. | 我的总统,对不起,我丈夫 |
| 65 | Sure. | 当然 |
| 66 | Well, now Trump needs a new press secretary. | 现在特朗普需要一个新的新闻秘书 |
| 67 | Do you know any young blondes who aren't afraid | 你认识没有害怕的金发女子吗? |
| 68 | to take on an 80-year-old man? | 接一个80岁的男人? |
| 69 | Jake Paul. | 杰克保罗 |
| 70 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 71 | Hang on, I'm being told the president is announcing | 等等,我被告知总统要宣布 |
| 72 | his new press secretary right now. | 他的新新闻秘书现在。 |
| 73 | Who is it, sir? | 是谁,先生? |
| 74 | Nicki Minaj. | 尼基·米纳杰 |
| 75 | All right, there you go. | 好吧,给你。 |
| 76 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
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