加媒爆笑讽刺：万斯为了中期选举确实尽了全力，把票全拉没了！
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Please welcome to the stage still your Vice President J.D. | 欢迎来到舞台上,你副总统J. D. |
| 0:04 | Vance. | 万斯(原变种). |
| 0:05 | Thank you everyone | 谢谢大家 |
| 0:07 | Look, we may have lost the house and the Senate by a lot | 你看,我们可能 失去了房子和参议院 很多 |
| 0:11 | But for the record just know that I did everything I could to win those seats | 但记录一下 我竭尽所能赢得这些席位 |
| 0:18 | Like in Texas, you said the economy was the most important issue | 就像在德克萨斯州 你说经济是最重要的问题 |
| 0:22 | So I exhausted all our resources and I called Senator Telerico gay | 所以我用尽了所有的资源,我打电话给参议员泰利科同性恋 |
| 0:28 | People in our party said can you at least say pansy and I was like, no, no, this election is too important | 我们党的人说,至少你可以说 娘娘腔和我一样,不,不,这次选举太重要了 |
| 0:34 | We have to say gay | 我们必须说同性恋 |
| 0:37 | We're mistakes made | 我们犯了错误 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Please welcome to the stage still your Vice President J.D. | 欢迎来到舞台上,你副总统J. D. |
| 2 | Vance. | 万斯(原变种). |
| 3 | Thank you everyone | 谢谢大家 |
| 4 | Look, we may have lost the house and the Senate by a lot | 你看,我们可能 失去了房子和参议院 很多 |
| 5 | But for the record just know that I did everything I could to win those seats | 但记录一下 我竭尽所能赢得这些席位 |
| 6 | Like in Texas, you said the economy was the most important issue | 就像在德克萨斯州 你说经济是最重要的问题 |
| 7 | So I exhausted all our resources and I called Senator Telerico gay | 所以我用尽了所有的资源,我打电话给参议员泰利科同性恋 |
| 8 | People in our party said can you at least say pansy and I was like, no, no, this election is too important | 我们党的人说,至少你可以说 娘娘腔和我一样,不,不,这次选举太重要了 |
| 9 | We have to say gay | 我们必须说同性恋 |
| 10 | We're mistakes made | 我们犯了错误 |
| 11 | Yes a war the war was a mistake | 是一场战争 战争是个错误 |
| 12 | But I did my part. | 但我尽了自己的职责 |
| 13 | I went to Michigan | 我去过密歇根 |
| 14 | Devastated by tariffs and I made sure to call Senator Al Sayed a Muslim | 被关税所破坏 我决定给参议员阿尔·赛义德打电话 |
| 15 | But I should have been clearer. | 但我应该更清楚一些 |
| 16 | I meant Muslim in a bad way, you know, this guy knows | 我是说穆斯林的坏话 这家伙知道 |
| 17 | This guy knows that that one's on me | 这家伙知道那一个在我身上 |
| 18 | Sometimes in a campaign you miss things | 有时候在一场竞选中,你想念一些事情 |
| 19 | Like did you know that Senator John Ossoff is Jewish? | 你知道约翰·奥索夫参议员是犹太人吗 |
| 20 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 21 | Could I could have done something with that this guy knows | 我能做点什么吗? |
| 22 | There's something there right this guy knows | 这家伙知道一些事情 |
| 23 | But the war in Iran happened no matter how hard I tried not to stop it | 但是伊朗战争的发生 不管我多么努力地阻止它 |
| 24 | So we lost the midterms | 所以,我们失去了中期 |
| 25 | But two thousand twenty eight is gonna be so easy for me or us us | 但两千二百八 对我或我们来说都是容易的 |
| 26 | Have you seen these Democrats? | 你见过这些民主党人吗? |
| 27 | They elected an openly gay senator. | 他们选举了一个公开的同性恋参议员. |
| 28 | Yes | 对 |
| 29 | It's gonna be so easy for me to call that guy gay. | 这会是那么容易 我称他为同性恋。 |
| 30 | They want to run with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez | 他们想和亚历山德里亚·奥卡西奥-科尔特斯一起跑 |
| 31 | AOC更像PMS(英语:PMS). | |
| 32 | Am I right? | 是吗? |
| 33 | This guy knows | 这家伙知道 |
| 34 | This guy knows I love you guys in | 这家伙知道我爱你们 |
| 35 | 2028 we'll give Americans what they're asking for | 2028年,我们将给予美国人 他们要求的 |
| 36 | When you say the economy is bad we'll say Democrats sit down to pee | 当你说经济不好的时候 我们就会说民主党人坐下来撒尿 |
| 37 | When you say housing is too expensive | 你说房子太贵了 |
| 38 | We'll say Haitians eat dogs. | 我们会说海地人吃狗。 |
| 39 | You remember when I said that I was crazy | 你还记得我说过我疯了吗? |
| 40 | And when you say lower our gas prices, we'll say trans people are ruining the WNBA | 当你说降低我们的煤气价格, 我们就会说 跨人正在破坏WNBA |
| 41 | Which I don't watch by the way, I don't | 我不看路边,我不看 |
| 42 | So remember America | 记住美国 |
| 43 | Republicans may have lost the battle | 共和党人可能输了这场战役 |
| 44 | But we don't know how to stop the war | 但我们不知道如何阻止战争 |
| 45 | Yes, mr. President | 是的,先生。 。 。 庭长 |
| 46 | Mm-hmm. | 对 |
| 47 | No, no, I'm not I'm not campaigning. | 不,不,我没有竞选。 |
| 48 | No | 没有 |
| 49 | Unless um, unless you want me to | 除非你想让我 |
| 50 | Okay, you hung up. | 好吧,你挂断了。 |
| 51 | All right | 好吧,我们走 |
| 52 | Who else do you want me to call gay? | 你还要我叫谁同性恋? |
| 53 | I | 一、导 言 |
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