用香蕉讲清全球石油！太绝了
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Monkey has banana. | 猴子有香蕉 猴子还有香蕉 |
| 0:02 | Life good. | 生活不错。 |
| 0:03 | One day, boat not ship banana. | 有一天,船没有运送香蕉。 |
| 0:06 | Banana supply disrupted. | 香蕉供应中断。 |
| 0:09 | Monkey have no banana. | 猴子没有香蕉。 |
| 0:11 | Life not good. | 人生不顺. |
| 0:14 | This is the global oil supply. | 这是全球石油供应。 |
| 0:20 | What is oil? | 什么是石油吗? |
| 0:21 | Every day monkeys use bananas to drive monkey cars, fly monkey planes, ship monkey goods. | 每天猴子都会用香蕉来驾驶猴子汽车,飞行猴子飞机,运输猴子货物. |
| 0:31 | Banana very important to monkeys. | 香蕉对猴子非常重要 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Monkey has banana. | 猴子有香蕉 猴子还有香蕉 |
| 2 | Life good. | 生活不错。 |
| 3 | One day, boat not ship banana. | 有一天,船没有运送香蕉。 |
| 4 | Banana supply disrupted. | 香蕉供应中断。 |
| 5 | Monkey have no banana. | 猴子没有香蕉。 |
| 6 | Life not good. | 人生不顺. |
| 7 | This is the global oil supply. | 这是全球石油供应。 |
| 8 | What is oil? | 什么是石油吗? |
| 9 | Every day monkeys use bananas to drive monkey cars, fly monkey planes, ship monkey goods. | 每天猴子都会用香蕉来驾驶猴子汽车,飞行猴子飞机,运输猴子货物. |
| 10 | Banana very important to monkeys. | 香蕉对猴子非常重要 |
| 11 | Banana power almost everything monkeys do. | 香蕉的力量几乎是猴子所做的一切 |
| 12 | Banana crucial to | 香蕉对 |
| 13 | monkey economy. | 猴子经济。 |
| 14 | If no bananas, no monkey transport, no monkey trade, no monkey economy. | 如果没有香蕉,没有猴子运输,没有猴子贸易,没有猴子经济. |
| 15 | Every monkey | 每个猴子 |
| 16 | on earth wants bananas. | 地球上都想要香蕉 来点香蕉 |
| 17 | But bananas not grow everywhere. | 但香蕉不会到处生长 |
| 18 | Some jungles have many banana. | 有些丛林里有很多香蕉 |
| 19 | Some have none. | 有些人没有。 |
| 20 | So how do we get oil? | 那么我们怎么得到石油? |
| 21 | Long ago, tiny sea creatures swam in ocean, then died. | 很久以前,小海生物游进海洋,然后死亡。 |
| 22 | After millions of years, sea creatures turn into bananas. | 数百万年后,海生物变成香蕉. |
| 23 | Today monkeys dig very deep down into | 今天,猴子们深挖到 |
| 24 | earth for bananas. | 土为香蕉。 |
| 25 | On land and in ocean. | 在陆地和海上。 |
| 26 | When monkeys find banana, | 当猴子发现香蕉, |
| 27 | monkeys happy. | 猴子们快乐 |
| 28 | We've struck bananas. | 我们已经打香蕉。 |
| 29 | Liquid gold. | 液态黄金. |
| 30 | Look at all that potassium. | 看看这些钾。 |
| 31 | So can we just use | 所以,我们可以只是使用 |
| 32 | raw oil? | 生油吗? |
| 33 | Not yet. | 还没 |
| 34 | Banana not ready. | 香蕉还没准备好 |
| 35 | Banana not ripe. | 香蕉还没熟呢 |
| 36 | Green banana useless. | 绿色香蕉没用 |
| 37 | So monkeys take bananas | 猴子会吃香蕉 |
| 38 | to banana refinery. | 去香蕉精炼厂 |
| 39 | Here monkeys heat up bananas. | 这里的猴子加热香蕉。 |
| 40 | Remove gross bits. | 删除粗略的位数。 |
| 41 | Split banana into different | 将香蕉分成不同的 |
| 42 | parts. | 组件。 |
| 43 | Did someone say banana split? | 有人说香蕉分开了吗? |
| 44 | Gerald get back to work. | 杰拉尔德回去工作 |
| 45 | Now banana ready. | 现在香蕉准备好了 |
| 46 | Monkeys have | 猴子已经 |
| 47 | banana gas for monkey kitchens. | 用于猴子厨房的香蕉气体. |
| 48 | Banana gasoline for monkey cars. | 猴子车用香蕉汽油 |
| 49 | Banana diesel for monkey trucks. | 猴子卡车用的香蕉柴油 |
| 50 | And banana kerosene for monkey jets. | 和香蕉煤油 猴子喷气机。 |
| 51 | Now bananas ready for shipping. | 现在,香蕉准备好运输。 |
| 52 | But how do we send oil around | 但我们怎么送油 |
| 53 | the world? | 这个世界? |
| 54 | Monkeys use banana tankers. | 猴子用香蕉罐车 |
| 55 | Huge banana ships that carry millions of banana barrels. | 巨型香蕉船 运载数百万个香蕉桶。 |
| 56 | They | 他们 |
| 57 | travel long distance on oceans. | 远航海洋。 |
| 58 | But are affected by weather, traffic, and pirates. | 但受到天气、交通和海盗的影响。 |
| 59 | Avast ye scurvy | 轻轻地打你 |
| 60 | 猿s. | |
| 61 | This is the moment we've been waiting for. | 这是我们等待的时刻。 |
| 62 | Let's get that precious yellow booty. | 让我们来买那个珍贵的黄色战利品 |
| 63 | Charge! | 冲啊! |
| 64 | But wait, where does the world's oil come from? | 但是,等等,世界石油从哪里来的? |
| 65 | Most of the world's bananas come from just | 世界上大多数香蕉都来自 |
| 66 | a few massive jungles. | 一些巨大的丛林。 |
| 67 | The United States jungle, the Russian jungle, and the Middle Eastern jungle. | 美国丛林,俄罗斯丛林,以及中东丛林. |
| 68 | In fact, about 30% of all the world's bananas come from this area. | 事实上,世界上约30%的香蕉来自这个地区. |
| 69 | But bananas don't just | 但香蕉并不仅仅是 |
| 70 | magically appear everywhere. | 神奇地出现在任何地方。 |
| 71 | Monkeys are still working on banana teleportation device. | 猴子还在研究香蕉电传装置 |
| 72 | So most monkeys use ships to transport bananas. | 因此大多数猴子使用船只运输香蕉. |
| 73 | But there's a catch. | 却有一捕. |
| 74 | Lots of banana ships have | 许多香蕉船都有 |
| 75 | to pass through this small gap. | 穿过这个小缺口。 |
| 76 | This called the straight of Hormuz. | 这叫做霍尔木兹的直线. |
| 77 | That's a dumb name. | 这是一个愚蠢的名字。 |
| 78 | It isn't | 这不是 |
| 79 | even straight. | 甚至直说。 |
| 80 | Oh yeah? | 是吗? |
| 81 | What would you call it? | 你会怎么称呼它? |
| 82 | The bendy bit of Hormuz? | 荷尔穆兹的弯曲点? |
| 83 | Very professional. | 非常专业 |
| 84 | This waterway? | 这条水道? |
| 85 | Very important. | 非常重要的,我需要你帮忙 |
| 86 | About one in five of all banana exports pass through this one path. | 大约五分之一的香蕉出口经过这条道路。 |
| 87 | If this gets blocked, banana supply go down, banana prices go up, monkeys panic. | 如果被封锁,香蕉供应下降,香蕉价格上升,猴子恐慌. |
| 88 | Wait wait wait. | 慢着,慢着 |
| 89 | Why do oil prices go up and down? | 为何油价涨跌? |
| 90 | Banana price is simply supply versus demand. | 香蕉价格只是供求之道。 |
| 91 | Basically, if many banana, banana cheap. | 基本上,如果许多香蕉,香蕉便宜。 |
| 92 | If few banana, banana expensive. | 如果香蕉少,香蕉就贵了 |
| 93 | And demand for bananas | 对香蕉的需求 |
| 94 | is always growing. | 总是在增长。 |
| 95 | If supply stops, most monkey countries have banana reserves, which keep prices | 如果供应停止,大多数猴子国家都有香蕉储备,这能维持价格 |
| 96 | steady. | 稳住 |
| 97 | But if banana blockage isn't fixed soon, reserves will run out eventually. | 但是,如果香蕉封堵没有很快固定,储备最终会耗尽. |
| 98 | So what causes | 那么,什么原因吗? |
| 99 | disruptions? | 中断? |
| 100 | Banana supply can be slowed down by many things, like natural disasters, | 香蕉供应可能因自然灾害等许多因素而减慢。 |
| 101 | banana equipment breaking. | 香蕉设备断裂。 |
| 102 | Meh, looks fine to me. | 嗯,看起来不错。 |
| 103 | No monkeys investing in new banana equipment, | 没有猴子投资 新的香蕉设备, |
| 104 | new monkey laws, and of course monkey war. | 新的猴子法,当然还有猴子战争 |
| 105 | What happens when oil supply stops? | 石油供应停止后会怎样? |
| 106 | One small disruption to banana supply can have big impact on monkeys. | 香蕉供应的一次小中断会对猴子产生很大影响. |
| 107 | When banana supply is low, | 当香蕉供应不足时 |
| 108 | it doesn't just affect banana price, it affects price of everything banana is used to make. | 不仅影响香蕉价格,也影响香蕉用来制造的每样香蕉的价格. |
| 109 | Like monkey asphalt, monkey polyester, monkey detergent, monkey pharmaceuticals, and monkey | 猴子沥青 猴子聚酯 猴子洗涤剂 猴子药 还有猴子 |
| 110 | 香水 perfume. | |
| 111 | Even entire supply chains like monkey farming food, monkey transporting food, monkey | 甚至整个供应链,如猴子养殖食物,猴子运输食物,猴子 |
| 112 | packaging food, monkey storing food, and eventually monkeys that buy food. | 包装食物 猴子储存食物 最后是买食物的猴子 |
| 113 | Inflation go up. | 通货膨胀上升。 |
| 114 | Man, why | 男人,为什么 |
| 115 | is it never inflation goes down? | 通货膨胀不会下降吗? |
| 116 | Banana price go up, which make monkey stockbrokers invest more, | 香蕉价格上涨 猴子股票经纪人投资更多 |
| 117 | which make banana price go up even further. | 让香蕉价格进一步上涨 |
| 118 | Stop, stop, please for the love of Harambe. | 停止,停止,请为哈姆贝的爱。 |
| 119 | The Iran war explained with bananas. | 伊朗战争用香蕉解释. |
| 120 | On February 28th, 2026, the United States and Israel attacked | 2026年2月28日,美国和以色列发动进攻 |
| 121 | Iran. | 伊朗语。 |
| 122 | They did this to take out Iran's leader. | 他们这样做是为了除掉伊朗的领导人. |
| 123 | Is that a bird? | 是鸟吗? |
| 124 | It's a plane. | 是飞机 |
| 125 | It's... oh no. | 这是... 哦,不。 |
| 126 | Mission successful, boys. | 任务成功,孩子们 |
| 127 | Here's to freedom. | 为自由干杯 |
| 128 | I'm sure this will have no consequences. | 我相信这不会有什么后果 |
| 129 | It did. | 没错 |
| 130 | Iran doesn't have the firepower to compete with the U.S. and Israel, but they can retaliate in | 伊朗没有火力与美国和以色列竞争,但他们可以报复 |
| 131 | another way, using geography. | 另一种方式,使用地理。 |
| 132 | Remember this bit? | 记得这个吗? |
| 133 | Yeah, of course, the bendy bit of hummus. | 是啊,当然了,弯曲的一点hummus。 |
| 134 | Hormuz, | 霍尔木兹, |
| 135 | the straight of Hormuz. | 霍尔木兹的直线。 |
| 136 | Okay, okay, sorry. | 好吧,好吧,对不起。 |
| 137 | Well, Iran is right next to it, and they're not happy. | 伊朗就在旁边 他们不高兴 |
| 138 | They decide to stop banana ships from using waterway. | 他们决定阻止香蕉船使用水道. |
| 139 | Monkeys don't need to block river, | 猴子不需要挡河 |
| 140 | just make it scary. | 只是让它吓人。 |
| 141 | They're warning banana tankers to not pass through. | 他们警告香蕉油轮不要经过 |
| 142 | If some ships do, | 如果有些船这样 |
| 143 | Iran will sink them. | 伊朗将击沉他们。 |
| 144 | Are they serious? | 他们是认真的吗? |
| 145 | What's that going to do? | 这有什么用? |
| 146 | Whoa. | |
| 147 | Up to 80% of banana tankers have stopped using waterway. | 多达80%的香蕉油罐车停止使用水道. |
| 148 | Traffic that used to look like this | 曾经像这样的交通 |
| 149 | now look like this. | 现在看起来像这样。 |
| 150 | After you. | 你先请 |
| 151 | No, after you. | 不,先请 |
| 152 | After you. | 你先请 |
| 153 | No, I insist. | 不,我坚持。 |
| 154 | I'm not going first. | 我不会先走的 |
| 155 | Monkey ship captains don't want to lose their ships, and monkey insurance companies won't cover | 猴子船长不想失去他们的船, 猴子保险公司不会覆盖 |
| 156 | them anymore. | 现在他们。 |
| 157 | So what's next? | 接下来呢? |
| 158 | I can't afford these banana prices. | 我买不起这些香蕉的价格。 |
| 159 | What's a monkey to do? | 猕猴何为. |
| 160 | Monkey isn't sure what will happen, but here's some possible scenarios. | 猴子不知道会发生什么, 但这里有一些可能的情况。 |
| 161 | Scenario one, things good. | 情景一,事情不错。 |
| 162 | Monkeys stop fighting. | 猴子停止战斗。 |
| 163 | River safe again. | 河安全又来了 |
| 164 | Boats come and go. | 船来船去. |
| 165 | Bananas flow. | 香蕉流传. |
| 166 | Price | 价格 |
| 167 | go down. | 下来 |
| 168 | Monkeys happy. | 猴欢喜. |
| 169 | Life good. | 生活不错。 |
| 170 | Scenario two, things same. | 第二场景,事情是一样的。 |
| 171 | Monkeys not fighting all out, | 猴子们不会拼命的 |
| 172 | but still throwing rocks sometimes. | 但有时还是会扔石头 |
| 173 | River open, but still scary. | 河道开阔,但仍很可怕 |
| 174 | Some boats risk it, | 有些船冒险 |
| 175 | but most don't. | 但多数人不会 |
| 176 | Banana supply still shaky. | 香蕉供应仍然不稳定。 |
| 177 | Prices jump up and down, but mostly up. | 价格上下跳动,但大多是上升. |
| 178 | Aw, | 瓳 |
| 179 | worse. | 更惨 |
| 180 | All out war. | 战争结束 |
| 181 | River is filled with mines, then blocked. | 河流充满地雷,然后被堵塞。 |
| 182 | No boats come through. | 没有船通过。 |
| 183 | Around 20% of global banana supply is gone. | 全球香蕉供应量的20%左右已不复存在。 |
| 184 | Monkeys around the world panic. | 世界各地的猴子都慌了 |
| 185 | Prices go crazy. | 价格变得疯狂。 |
| 186 | You could say. | 你可以说。 |
| 187 | Don't say it. | 别说. |
| 188 | Prices go. | 价格开始。 |
| 189 | Please don't say it. | 请别说. |
| 190 | Bananas. | 香蕉(原变种). |
| 191 | He said it. | 他说的 |
| 192 | So monkeys want banana price to go down, but banana price might not go down. | 所以猴子希望香蕉价格下降,但香蕉价格可能不会下降. |
| 193 | So in the meantime, | 因此,在此期间, |
| 194 | there are some sustainable alternatives. | 有一些可持续的替代办法。 |
| 195 | If monkeys want to save some leaves, monkeys could | 如果猴子想要拯救一些树叶,猴子可以 |
| 196 | try things like riding bikes, driving electric cars, switching to solar power, wind power, | 试试骑自行车 驾驶电动车 转向太阳能 风能 |
| 197 | hydro power, or coconut power. | 水力发电,或椰子发电。 |
| 198 | Nurse, he's out again. | 护士,他又出来了 |
| 199 | The power of coconuts. | 椰子的力量. |
| 200 | We're so sorry. | 我们很抱歉。 |
| 201 | Don't listen to him. | 别听他的 |
| 202 | They don't want you to know. | 他们不想让你知道。 |
| 203 | It's a conspiracy. | 这是阴谋 |
| 204 | It's all controlled by Big Nut. | 皆由大坚果所控制. |
| 205 | Sedate him. | 封杀他 |
| 206 | But most monkeys love bananas and use them every day. | 但大多数猴子都喜欢香蕉,每天都使用. |
| 207 | A lot of them. | 甚处来. |
| 208 | Monkeys consume more than 100 million barrels of bananas a day. | 猴子每天消耗超过一亿桶香蕉. |
| 209 | So these alternatives might be | 所以这些替代品可能是 |
| 210 | a bit unrealistic. | 有点不现实 |
| 211 | Anyways, monkeys now understand global supply of oil. | 总之,猴子现在明白全球石油供应。 |
| 212 | I mean, | 我是说... |
| 213 | 香蕉(英语:Banaks). | |
| 214 | Monkeys big brain. | 猴大脑. |
| 215 | And as always, remember, apes together strong. | 和往常一样,记住,猿在一起强壮。 |
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