全球椅子大排名，谁最舒适？
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Sitting in a chair is spectacular! | 坐在椅子上真是壮观! |
| 0:02 | A demonstration! | 演示! |
| 0:03 | You, subscriber, go sit in that chair! | 你,订阅者,去坐在椅子上! |
| 0:07 | Oh, that was really terrible. | 哦,这真的很糟糕。 |
| 0:08 | Sadly, we do not live in a perfect world. | 不幸的是,我们并不生活在一个完美的世界中。 |
| 0:10 | If we did, every type of sitting would be perfect. | 如果我们这样做, 每一种类型的坐会是完美的。 |
| 0:12 | But sadly, that's just not the case. | 但不幸的是,情况并非如此。 |
| 0:14 | I have some feelings about chairs. | 我对椅子有些感觉 |
| 0:16 | Some you may agree with. | 有些你可能会同意 |
| 0:18 | Some may scare you. | 有些会吓到你的 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sitting in a chair is spectacular! | 坐在椅子上真是壮观! |
| 2 | A demonstration! | 演示! |
| 3 | You, subscriber, go sit in that chair! | 你,订阅者,去坐在椅子上! |
| 4 | Oh, that was really terrible. | 哦,这真的很糟糕。 |
| 5 | Sadly, we do not live in a perfect world. | 不幸的是,我们并不生活在一个完美的世界中。 |
| 6 | If we did, every type of sitting would be perfect. | 如果我们这样做, 每一种类型的坐会是完美的。 |
| 7 | But sadly, that's just not the case. | 但不幸的是,情况并非如此。 |
| 8 | I have some feelings about chairs. | 我对椅子有些感觉 |
| 9 | Some you may agree with. | 有些你可能会同意 |
| 10 | Some may scare you. | 有些会吓到你的 |
| 11 | I've taken those feelings about chairs and put them in this cheer list. | 我把这些对椅子的感情 放在欢呼名单里 |
| 12 | Let's begin. | 让我们开始。 |
| 13 | Come with me. | 跟我来 |
| 14 | To start, let's take a look at the humble, common office chair. | 首先,让我们看看 谦卑,普通的办公椅。 |
| 15 | Most everyone has these or used these. | 大多数人都有这些或用这些。 |
| 16 | They're very common. | 它们很常见. |
| 17 | You're probably like 100 feet from one right now. | 你大概离现在还有100英尺 |
| 18 | Or you're sitting in one. | 或坐一时. |
| 19 | What chair are you sitting in right now? | 你现在坐在哪个椅子上? |
| 20 | Is it good? | 好吃吗? |
| 21 | Average? | 平均吗? |
| 22 | How do you feel about your chair? | 你觉得你的椅子怎么样? |
| 23 | How are you doing that? | 你怎么样? |
| 24 | Don't worry about it. | 别着急 |
| 25 | The office chair is everywhere because it's a great chair to use while you're working. | 办公室的椅子到处都是 因为工作时它很适合使用 |
| 26 | Like if you're in the office, you're in the middle of working, | 碞钩 |
| 27 | if you need to ask your coworker a question, | 如果你需要问你同事一个问题 |
| 28 | it's one little swivel away. | 它是一个小摇摆离开。 |
| 29 | Hey, how do you undo deleting all company files? | 嘿,你如何删除所有公司文件? |
| 30 | It's super easy, very mobile. | 超简单,机动性很强. |
| 31 | Imagine doing that with a regular chair. | 想象一下用普通椅子来做这个 |
| 32 | Hey, how do you undo deleting all company files again? | 嘿,你如何再次删除所有公司文件? |
| 33 | You gotta stop doing that. | 你必须停止这样做。 |
| 34 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 35 | Also, how do you undo deleting all company file backups? | 另外,你如何删除所有公司文件备份? |
| 36 | Excuse me? | 你说什么? |
| 37 | Also, they can do this. | 而且,他们可以做到这一点。 |
| 38 | Which is obviously a perk. | 这显然是一种好处。 |
| 39 | So I think office chair goes in A tier. | 所以我觉得办公室椅子是A级的 |
| 40 | They're comfy. | 他们很舒服。 |
| 41 | You can lean back and they're fun. | 你可以靠回去,他们很有趣。 |
| 42 | The only thing is that they're not very good for naps. | 唯一的事情是 他们不太适合睡觉。 |
| 43 | Unless you're like really good at taking naps. | 除非你喜欢 真的很擅长睡午觉。 |
| 44 | It's a good chair. | 椅子不错 |
| 45 | One chair I'm not very fond of is the kind of chair you think of when I tell you to think of a chair. | 一张我不太喜欢的椅子 是那种我让你想到椅子时你想到的椅子 |
| 46 | Yeah, that one. | 是的,那个。 |
| 47 | Let me borrow that. | 让我借用一下 |
| 48 | I can't remember what a chair looks like. | 我不记得椅子长什么样了 |
| 49 | Chair is me. | 轮椅是我。 |
| 50 | Did I just kill that guy? | 我刚刚杀了那家伙吗? |
| 51 | I'm talking about your normal wooden chair. | 我说的是你的普通木椅 |
| 52 | This chair works. | 这把椅子有用 |
| 53 | And it's the most cherry of all chairs. | 这是所有椅子中最樱桃的 |
| 54 | But look at it. | 但观之. |
| 55 | Ew. | 额 |
| 56 | It's built as if it's made to be satin with perfect posture. | 它的建造仿佛被制作成 完美的姿势。 |
| 57 | And that looks very uncomfortable. | 这看起来很不舒服。 |
| 58 | I'm not that kind of guy. | 我不是那种人,我不喜欢你 |
| 59 | I'm more shrimp shaped. | 我更像虾 |
| 60 | I feel like this chair is classic. | 我觉得这把椅子很经典 |
| 61 | But we're in the future. | 但我们的未来。 |
| 62 | It is 2026 and I believe we can fabricate better chairs. | 已经2026年了,我相信我们可以编造更好的椅子。 |
| 63 | Is that a duct tape chair? | 那是胶带椅吗? |
| 64 | These ones are my tush. | 这些是我的托什。 |
| 65 | And they're not very ergonomic. | 并且它们也不太健美 |
| 66 | However, they're sturdy and they do what they're meant to do. | 然而,他们很坚固,并做他们本该做的事. |
| 67 | Which is be a chair and they do it well. | 这是一把椅子,他们做的很好。 |
| 68 | Like if I tried to be a chair, I couldn't compete. | 就像我想当椅子一样 我无法竞争 |
| 69 | Hey, sit on me. | 嘿 坐下来 |
| 70 | So therefore I think wooden chair is B. | 因此我认为木椅是B. |
| 71 | What do you think of when it comes to food shaped furniture? | 关于食物形状的家具 你觉得怎么样? |
| 72 | Did you think egg? | 你觉得鸡蛋吗? |
| 73 | That's the shape of this chair. | 这就是这把椅子的形状。 |
| 74 | The egg shaped chair is a perfect manifestation of an egg. | 卵形的椅子是蛋的完美表现. |
| 75 | But a chair. | 但是一张椅子。 |
| 76 | It's the brainchild of somebody who is eating breakfast and goes | 是吃早饭然后走的人的脑子 |
| 77 | I want to sit on this. | 我想坐在这里。 |
| 78 | Of the good things that I have to say about this chair. | 关于这把椅子,我要说的好事 |
| 79 | Hello? | 有人吗? |
| 80 | This chair is 10 out of 10 for an egg themed home. | 这把椅子是十分之一的蛋类家庭。 |
| 81 | I feel like this chair is very safe. | 我觉得这椅子很安全 |
| 82 | If in a threatening situation like someone is coming after you. | 如果有人在威胁你的话 |
| 83 | Then you know. | 那你知道吗? |
| 84 | Much like the shell of a real egg protects the yolk. | 就像真正的蛋壳保护蛋黄一样 |
| 85 | The shell of this chair could protect you. | 这把椅子的壳可以保护你 |
| 86 | Did someone just break in? | 有人闯进来了吗? |
| 87 | We have to get into the situation room. | 我们必须进入情况室。 |
| 88 | Do you have a situation room? | 你有情况室吗? |
| 89 | No, we don't have one. | 不,我们没有 |
| 90 | What do you have? | 有什么发现? |
| 91 | I think we have something better. | 我认为我们有更好的东西。 |
| 92 | Come with me. | 跟我来 |
| 93 | I think he sees us. | 我想他看见我们了 |
| 94 | After inspecting this chair, I've determined that it looks comfortable. | 在检查了这把椅子后 我确定它看起来很舒服 |
| 95 | But I don't actually own one so I don't know. | 但我其实不拥有一个 所以我不知道。 |
| 96 | One thing I do notice is that it looks like it would create neck pain. | 我注意到的一件事是 它看起来会造成脖子疼痛 |
| 97 | Because it's curved, you know. | 因为它是弯曲的,你知道的。 |
| 98 | If anybody has experienced this egg. | 如果有人经历过这个蛋的话 |
| 99 | Chair. | 师曰. |
| 100 | Is it comfortable? | 舒服吗? |
| 101 | This chair is a seat. | 这张椅子是一个座位。 |
| 102 | I like it. | 我喜欢 |
| 103 | It's funny. | 这很有趣。 |
| 104 | But I don't want it. | 但我不希望这样 |
| 105 | If it was a banana chair I'd be more lenient perhaps. | 如果那是个香蕉椅 我也许会更宽大一些 |
| 106 | But an egg ain't gonna cut it. | 但鸡蛋是不会切的。 |
| 107 | See, the common school chair seat doesn't have a lot going for it. | 你看,普通的学校椅座 没有太多去。 |
| 108 | When I think of this chair. | 当我想起这把椅子时 |
| 109 | I think back to the end of the year in fourth grade. | 我想回到四年级的年底 |
| 110 | My teacher said we need to clean up our chairs. | 老师说我们要清理椅子 |
| 111 | Because they're messy and everybody's drawing on them. | 因为他们乱七八糟 大家都在利用他们 |
| 112 | So before summer break we gotta clean the chairs. | 所以在暑假前 我们得清理椅子 |
| 113 | So to clean it, she walked around to everybody's desks. | 所以为了清理,她走来走去 每个人的桌子。 |
| 114 | And sprayed it with shaving cream. | 并用剃须膏喷之. |
| 115 | Which worked surprisingly well. | 效果不错 |
| 116 | I remember having a lot of fun with that little activity. | 我记得那小活动很有趣 |
| 117 | Then after that we went to a skating rink. | 之后我们去了滑冰场 |
| 118 | And spent the rest of the day there. | 并在那里度过了剩下的一天。 |
| 119 | It's just a good memory. | 这只是一个很好的记忆。 |
| 120 | Other than that memory, these chairs suck. | 除了记忆,这些椅子很烂。 |
| 121 | They're cold and they're hard and uncomfortable. | 寒冷难耐又不自在. |
| 122 | And you can't lean back at all comfortably. | 而且你无法轻松地靠回去 |
| 123 | So it makes you want to escape. | 让你想逃跑 |
| 124 | Escape through art. | 逃离艺术。 |
| 125 | Also, being in this chair means one thing. | 还有,坐在这椅子上意味着一件事。 |
| 126 | You're in school. | 你在学校 |
| 127 | Nobody's rocking this chair for dinner. | 没人会摇椅子吃饭 |
| 128 | It's always located in a school. | 它总是位于一个学校。 |
| 129 | Maybe if it was a different shape, it would be better. | 也许如果它是一个不同的形状, 它会更好。 |
| 130 | Like I don't know. | 就像我不知道一样。 |
| 131 | Just like thinking off the top of my head. | 就像从我的头顶上想。 |
| 132 | Banana shape. | 香蕉形状。 |
| 133 | But as it is, it's bad. | 然如是则坏. |
| 134 | This chair is nothing more than a D. | 这椅子不过是个D |
| 135 | And you cannot convince me otherwise. | 你无法说服我 |
| 136 | Airplane seat. | 飞机座. |
| 137 | Who would even be a fan of these? | 谁会喜欢这些? |
| 138 | Don't raise your hand. | 不举手. |
| 139 | I'm not talking about the crazy business suite airplane seats. | 我不是在说疯狂的商务套房 飞机座位 |
| 140 | Just the regular ones. | 只是普通的。 |
| 141 | On all counts, this chair is so bad. | 总之 这把椅子太糟了 |
| 142 | It comes with turbulence. | 它伴随着动荡。 |
| 143 | It comes with baby crying. | 它来与婴儿哭泣。 |
| 144 | It's cramped. | 筋骨缩缩. |
| 145 | Rarely I have a good time. | 我很少玩得开心 |
| 146 | OnePlus is that this chair often comes with movies. | OnePlus是,这张椅子经常与电影相伴而来. |
| 147 | Something that's happened to me more than once on a plane | 我不止一次在飞机上出事 |
| 148 | is while I'm watching a movie. | 就在我看电影的时候 |
| 149 | Specifically the Barbie movie. | 特别是芭比电影 |
| 150 | And then it gets to the part where Billie Eilish is singing. | 然后它得到的部分 比莉艾利什正在唱歌。 |
| 151 | You know that one? | 你知道那个吗? |
| 152 | I can't remember the lyrics. | 我不记得歌词了 |
| 153 | And then I start crying. | 然后我开始哭。 |
| 154 | Because it's very moving, obviously. | 因为它很感动,很明显。 |
| 155 | And because of the length of the plane, | 而且由于飞机的长度, |
| 156 | when they start handing out snacks, | 当他们开始发放小吃, |
| 157 | the length of the Barbie movie, the attendants get to me | 芭比电影的长度, 服务员得到我 |
| 158 | right when I start to cry. | 当我开始哭的时候 |
| 159 | Then I have to order my snacks pretending like I wasn't just crying. | 然后我得点零食 假装我不是在哭 |
| 160 | Would you like peanuts, cookies, or chips? | 你想要花生,饼干,还是薯片? |
| 161 | Cookies. | 饼干 |
| 162 | So other than that experience that's happened more than once, | 所以除了这种经历不止一次 |
| 163 | the movies are pretty good, but still pretty bad experience all around. | 电影不错,但还是很不好的体验 |
| 164 | Indeed. | 没错 |
| 165 | The stool. | 凳头. |
| 166 | This one does not inspire me. | 这个不激励我。 |
| 167 | It's great for quick casual sitting, but who's enjoying a stool | 随便坐会很好 但谁喜欢坐凳子 |
| 168 | as much as any other chair? | 和其他椅子一样多? |
| 169 | I'm assuming that the stool was invented | 我假设凳子是发明的 |
| 170 | so that people could sit at a bar, | 以便人们坐在一个酒吧, |
| 171 | but there's no back on it because if there was a back on it, | 但是没有背面 因为如果有背面, |
| 172 | people would lean back instinctually | 人们本能地向后倾斜 |
| 173 | and then they would fall over because the center of gravity is so high. | 然后它们就会掉下来 因为重力中心太高了 |
| 174 | I think. | 我觉得 |
| 175 | I actually don't know, but I can't look it up. | 我其实不知道 但我无法查清楚 |
| 176 | But not because I'm lazy. | 但不是因为我很懒 |
| 177 | It's because my computer's broken. | 因为我的电脑坏了 |
| 178 | I feel like the only time a stool is good | 我觉得只有凳子好的时候 |
| 179 | is when it's at one of those old-timey diners | 就是在那些古老的餐馆里 |
| 180 | where you can sit up at the bar and then the waitress is like, | 在那里你可以坐在酒吧 然后女服务员就像, |
| 181 | What would you like, sweetie? | 你想怎么样,亲爱的? |
| 182 | And you're like, Give me the Grand Slam. | 而且你喜欢, 给我的大闪电。 |
| 183 | You got it, baby. | 没问题,宝贝 |
| 184 | God, I'm just bored looking at it. | 上帝,我只是无聊 看它。 |
| 185 | It's a C. | 这是一个C。 |
| 186 | A throne. | 一个王位。 |
| 187 | Okay, that's going to get cut. | 好吧,这是要去削减。 |
| 188 | Thrones have so much aura | 宝座有这么多的气息 |
| 189 | that other seats try to be like them. | 其他的座位都像他们一样 |
| 190 | Such as a toilet. | 如厕. |
| 191 | Like when people say, I'm going to go sit on the throne. | 就像人们说, 我要去坐在王位上。 |
| 192 | And then you say, Stop telling me you're pooping. | 然后你说 别告诉我你在拉屎 |
| 193 | A throne is just a really big chair that can't recline | 宝座只是一把不能靠拢的大椅子 |
| 194 | and it's not very comfortable. | 和它的不怎么舒适。 |
| 195 | But for a throne, it's less about that | 但对于一个王位来说, 没那么重要 |
| 196 | and more about the message that it sends. | 更多关于它传递的信息。 |
| 197 | Hello, everyone. | 大家好,你们好 |
| 198 | Thank you for coming to my birthday party. | 谢谢你来参加我的生日派对 |
| 199 | Glad you could all make it. | 很高兴你们都能来 |
| 200 | Even though it can't recline, that's an A tier. | 虽然它不能靠拢,但这是一个A级. |
| 201 | I think gaming chairs are a little silly. | 我觉得游戏椅有点傻 |
| 202 | It's like the same thing as an office chair | 就像办公室椅子一样 |
| 203 | but for gaming. | 但是为了游戏 |
| 204 | I'm aware that that opinion is contrarian and annoying. | 我知道这种观点是反常的和烦人的。 |
| 205 | I'm just saying, when I see it, I just see | 我只是说,当我看到它,我只是看到 |
| 206 | an office chair that got stretched out a little bit. | 一个办公室的椅子 被拉出一点点。 |
| 207 | And so it's just not my thing. | 所以这不关我的事 |
| 208 | But I'm not against it. | 但我不反对 |
| 209 | This is a great chair if you like the gamer aesthetic. | 如果你喜欢游戏美学,这椅子就很棒 |
| 210 | ow. | |
| 211 | I feel like it'd be comfier than an office chair | 我觉得这比办公室椅子还舒服 |
| 212 | but only by like a little bit. | 但只有一点点 |
| 213 | But personally, it's not necessarily for me. | 但就个人而言,这不一定是针对我的. |
| 214 | I like gaming no matter what the chair I am is sitting on. | 不管我坐在什么椅子上 我喜欢玩游戏 |
| 215 | It's a good chair and I think because | 椅子不错 我想是因为 |
| 216 | it's very office chair adjacent, | 办公室的椅子很近 |
| 217 | it gets an office chair adjacent rating. | 它得到一个办公室椅 相邻的评级。 |
| 218 | I give it an A. | 我给它一个A。 |
| 219 | Folding chairs. | 折叠椅. |
| 220 | I think their utility is great. | 我认为它们的作用是巨大的。 |
| 221 | They're not comfortable. | 他们不自在。 |
| 222 | They're also not | 他们也不是 |
| 223 | super uncomfortable. | 超级不舒服。 |
| 224 | I feel so | 我觉得是这样 |
| 225 | okay. | 还好。 |
| 226 | And they come in very handy when you're wrestling. | 当你摔跤时,它们会很方便 |
| 227 | Honestly, if you're in a tight spot, would you want | 老实说,如果你在一个很紧的地方,你会想要 |
| 228 | the egg chair or a folding chair? | 蛋椅还是折叠椅? |
| 229 | And then I'm also thinking, how effective | 我还在想,有多有效 |
| 230 | do you think you could be in a medieval battlefield | 你觉得你可能在中世纪战场上吗? |
| 231 | with a folding chair? | 用折叠椅? |
| 232 | I don't know, I feel like if you | 我不知道,我觉得如果你 |
| 233 | those are right, you could be pretty effective. | 这是正确的,你可能相当有效。 |
| 234 | So a good chair | 这么好的椅子 |
| 235 | for sitting and hitting. | 用来坐着打人 |
| 236 | That's a B. | 这是一个B。 |
| 237 | Pretty solidly. | 相当扎实。 |
| 238 | Bean bag. | 豆袋(原变种). |
| 239 | The first chair that you can actually dive into | 第一张椅子,你可以 真正潜入 |
| 240 | and it not be painful. | 不会很痛苦的 |
| 241 | I mean, technically | 我的意思是,技术上 |
| 242 | you can do that with any chair. | 你可以用任何椅子来做 |
| 243 | I love bean bags a lot. | 我很喜欢豆袋 |
| 244 | They're so cozy and whimsical. | 他们是如此舒适和怪异。 |
| 245 | I will say | 我会说 |
| 246 | the bummer about this chair is that they are | 对这把椅子感到不快的是,他们是 |
| 247 | always so expensive. | 总是这么昂贵。 |
| 248 | For the good ones, they almost actually cost | 对于好的人来说,他们几乎实际上成本 |
| 249 | an arm and a leg. | 一只手臂和一条腿。 |
| 250 | Actually, I like the larger model, please. | 其实,我喜欢更大的型号,请。 |
| 251 | Yeah, that's not a problem. | ⊿拜肈 |
| 252 | I like the idea of it being high quality. | 我喜欢高品质的想法。 |
| 253 | It's just, wow, it's a lot of money. | 这只是,哇,这是很多钱。 |
| 254 | And I need my money for other purchases. | 我需要钱买其他东西 |
| 255 | Like, I don't know. | 喜欢,我不知道。 |
| 256 | For a bean bag chair, it's really good, | 对于一个豆袋椅, 这是非常好的, |
| 257 | really expensive, which means that it's | 非常昂贵,这意味着它 |
| 258 | an A tier chair. | a 一层椅子。 |
| 259 | At this point, you may | 此时此刻,你可以 |
| 260 | have noticed that there are two tiers that haven't been | 已经注意到有两层没有 |
| 261 | filled yet. | 填满了 |
| 262 | S tier for stellar chair | 星座S级 |
| 263 | or sublime chair. | 或低级椅子。 |
| 264 | And F tier | 还有F级 |
| 265 | for flagrant chair or | 专供当场使用或 |
| 266 | for bad. | 对坏。 |
| 267 | Think of the concept of | 想想这个概念 |
| 268 | theater chair. | 剧院的椅子。 |
| 269 | Snack storage, lounging, | 仓储,闲置, |
| 270 | watching movies, and then the concept | 看电影,然后概念 |
| 271 | of a cozy bean bag chair. | 一个舒适的豆袋椅。 |
| 272 | And combine them. | 并结合. |
| 273 | The bean theater bag chair. | 豆剧包椅. |
| 274 | Not only is this | 不仅是这个 |
| 275 | chair perfect and awesome and cool, | 椅子完美 棒极了 凉爽了 |
| 276 | there is only one singular downside | 只有一个单一的下坡 |
| 277 | to this chair. | 这把椅子。 |
| 278 | And it's that it doesn't | 而这是不 |
| 279 | exist. | 已存在。 |
| 280 | Could you not? | 你不能吗? |
| 281 | If it were real, I imagine it would have | 如果这是真的,我想它会 |
| 282 | a foam frame that would work kind of | 一种能起作用的泡沫框架 |
| 283 | like a tub to hold all of the beans | 像一个浴缸来抱豆子 |
| 284 | for the bean bag aspect. | 为豆袋方面。 |
| 285 | And then you'd | 然后你会 |
| 286 | wrap it all up. | 包起来 |
| 287 | Theoretically, it would be very comfortable. | 理论上,这将是非常舒适的。 |
| 288 | But it only exists in my dreams. | 但只存在于我的梦里 |
| 289 | If it were | 如果是的话 |
| 290 | to exist, the bean theater bag chair would | 要存在,豆剧袋椅 |
| 291 | be S tier. | 改为S级。 |
| 292 | As for the worst chair, you. | 至于最烂的椅子,你 |
| 293 | You are very uncomfortable and you keep doing | 你很不舒服,你一直这样 |
| 294 | this thing where you moan in pain. | 你痛苦地呻吟着这个东西 |
| 295 | I'll get off if you subscribe. | 如果你同意,我会下车。 |
| 296 | Oops. | 哎哟 |
| 297 | Sorry to break the news to you. | 抱歉告诉你这个消息 |
| 298 | But you're F tier. | 但你是F级 |
| 299 | Thanks for watching. | 谢谢你的观看。 |
| 300 | Don't forget to | 别忘了 |
| 301 | subscribe. | 订阅。 |
| 302 | And this is the entire video | 这是整个视频 |
| 303 | condensed in one second. | 一时凝结. |
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