水上行走恶作剧整蛊路人
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Today, we're pranking people by walking on water. | 今天,我们是在水上行走的人。 |
| 0:04 | Is that Jesus? | 那是耶稣吗? |
| 0:05 | Lifting a car with our bare hands? | 赤手空拳地举起一辆车? |
| 0:08 | Convincing strangers we created the most lifelike AI robots. | 说服陌生人,我们创造了 最像生命的AI机器人。 |
| 0:12 | But first, we're sending a meteor hurling towards Earth. | 但首先,我们要向地球发射一颗陨石 |
| 0:18 | And that's not real. | 这不是真的 |
| 0:20 | This may look like a window, but it's actually the world's most photorealistic TV. | 这可能看起来像一个窗口, 但实际上它是最 摄影现实的电视。 |
| 0:25 | And these people have no idea that they just walked into the craziest job interview of their lives. | 这些人不知道 他们刚刚走进 最疯狂的工作面试 他们的生活。 |
| 0:30 | So tell me about your last job experience. | 告诉我你最后的工作经历 |
| 0:57 | Hello? | 有人吗? |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Today, we're pranking people by walking on water. | 今天,我们是在水上行走的人。 |
| 2 | Is that Jesus? | 那是耶稣吗? |
| 3 | Lifting a car with our bare hands? | 赤手空拳地举起一辆车? |
| 4 | Convincing strangers we created the most lifelike AI robots. | 说服陌生人,我们创造了 最像生命的AI机器人。 |
| 5 | But first, we're sending a meteor hurling towards Earth. | 但首先,我们要向地球发射一颗陨石 |
| 6 | And that's not real. | 这不是真的 |
| 7 | This may look like a window, but it's actually the world's most photorealistic TV. | 这可能看起来像一个窗口, 但实际上它是最 摄影现实的电视。 |
| 8 | And these people have no idea that they just walked into the craziest job interview of their lives. | 这些人不知道 他们刚刚走进 最疯狂的工作面试 他们的生活。 |
| 9 | So tell me about your last job experience. | 告诉我你最后的工作经历 |
| 10 | Hello? | 有人吗? |
| 11 | Did somebody order coffee? | 有人点咖啡吗? |
| 12 | Call. | 打电话 |
| 13 | This is the prank. | 这是恶作剧。 |
| 14 | Oh my god, you got me. | 哦,我的上帝,你让我。 |
| 15 | You got me. | 你让我。 |
| 16 | You're really good. | 你真的很厉害。 |
| 17 | Yeah, of course. | 当然 |
| 18 | And that was just the beginning. | 这仅仅是开始。 |
| 19 | We have 11 more pranks, with each one getting more insane than the last. | 我们还有11个恶作剧 每一个都比上次更疯狂 |
| 20 | Up next, we have to bring this casket to a funeral. | 接下来 我们得把这棺材送去葬礼 |
| 21 | Except, he's never going to make it to the funeral. | 除了,他不可能去参加葬礼的 |
| 22 | Excuse me? | 你说什么? |
| 23 | Coming through, coming through. | 通过,通过。 |
| 24 | Jesus, thank you. | 老天,谢谢你 |
| 25 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 26 | 我的背! 我的脸! My back! | |
| 27 | Help! | 帮帮我! |
| 28 | Somebody help! | 来人啊! |
| 29 | Oh, thank you, thank you. | 谢谢,谢谢 |
| 30 | No, no, no, no! | 不,不,不,别! |
| 31 | We're going to be late! | 我们要迟到了! |
| 32 | What are we going to do? | 我们该怎么办? |
| 33 | We're going to be late! | 我们要迟到了! |
| 34 | Everybody just grab a lift! | 大家都去搭个便车! |
| 35 | Ayo, what the? | 阿约,怎么了? |
| 36 | Three, two, one! | 3,2,1! 开始! |
| 37 | So, uh, how's your day going? | 今天过得怎么样? |
| 38 | Save him, quick, save him! | 救救他,快点,救救他! |
| 39 | We're going to put the coffin inside an elevator. | 我们要把棺材放进电梯里 |
| 40 | And when people walk inside, this is going to happen. | 当人们走进里面,这是会发生的。 |
| 41 | Oh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. | 哦,对不起,对不起,对不起。 |
| 42 | Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. | 谢谢,谢谢,谢谢 |
| 43 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 44 | This wall right here. | 这堵墙就在这里 |
| 45 | What floor? | 几楼? |
| 46 | Oh, s***, I forgot the flowers. | 哦,我忘了带花 |
| 47 | Oh, one second, one second. | 哦,一秒钟,一秒钟。 |
| 48 | Oh, oh, hey, hey. | 瓳 瓳 糑 糑 |
| 49 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 50 | Okay, he's gone. | 好吧,他不见了。 |
| 51 | He's gone. | 他不见了。 |
| 52 | Look what you did, Zach. | 看看你做了什么 Zach |
| 53 | Look what you did. | 看看你做了什麽。 |
| 54 | And if you think this prank was crazy, | 如果你觉得这个恶作剧很疯狂 |
| 55 | just wait till you see the rest of these pranks. | 等着瞧这些恶作剧吧 |
| 56 | But now, it's time for us | 但是现在,我们该走了 |
| 57 | to put some girl power to the test. | 把一些女孩的力量 测试。 |
| 58 | Next up, we have the superhuman strength prank. | 接下来是超人力量的恶作剧 |
| 59 | Wait, who let her out the kitchen? | 等等,谁让她出厨房的? |
| 60 | What'd you say? | 你说什么? |
| 61 | Let me down, let me down, I'm sorry! | 让我失望,让我失望,对不起! |
| 62 | And now let's see how unsuspecting bystanders | 现在让我们看看 如何不怀疑的旁观者 |
| 63 | reacted to this prank. | 对这个恶作剧的反应 |
| 64 | Hey, you're not even handicapped. | 嘿,你甚至没有残疾。 |
| 65 | You can't be parked here. | 你不能停在这里。 |
| 66 | Why don't you make a sandwich for your grandpa | 你为什么不为你爷爷做个三明治? |
| 67 | and take him back to retirement home where he belongs? | 带他回他所属的养老院? |
| 68 | That's rude, I'm just asking you for you to move. | 太粗鲁了 我只是要你搬家 |
| 69 | We could have parked here. | 我们可以停在这里。 |
| 70 | Why don't you make me, little girl? | 你为什么不让我,小女孩? |
| 71 | That's not very nice. | 这不是很好。 |
| 72 | Who are you? | 你是谁? |
| 73 | Can't handle your own business? | 管不了你自己的事吗? |
| 74 | No, no, I can handle it. | 不,不,我可以处理它。 |
| 75 | I don't need anyone's help. | 我不需要任何人的帮助 |
| 76 | I don't need anyone's help, no! | 我不需要任何人的帮助,不! |
| 77 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 78 | Okay, uh, | 垛 |
| 79 | it didn't work. | 没用的 |
| 80 | It looks like Alex added a little too much weight | 看来亚历克斯加了很多重量 |
| 81 | to the front of the car, so we had to swap him out | 到车前,所以我们不得不换掉他 |
| 82 | with Sean and try again. | 跟肖恩再试一次 |
| 83 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 84 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 85 | You're not even handicapped. | 你甚至没有残疾。 |
| 86 | You can't park over there. | 你不能停在那边 |
| 87 | We needed a spot. | 我们需要一个位置。 |
| 88 | Well, I got here first. | 我先来的 |
| 89 | You have to move. | 你必须移动。 |
| 90 | What are you gonna do about it, little girl? | 你打算怎么办,小女孩? |
| 91 | Sir, do not talk to a woman that way. | 先生,别这样跟女人说话 |
| 92 | That's a girl. | 这是一个女孩。 |
| 93 | Learn how to speak to another human being. | 学人语彼众生. |
| 94 | That's a woman. | 这是一个女人。 |
| 95 | I mean, not that girl. | 我是说 不是那个女孩 |
| 96 | Are you saying we're not human beings? | 你是说我们不是人类? |
| 97 | You need to readjust what you're saying. | 你得重新调整你说的话 |
| 98 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 99 | I'm about to readjust your car! | 我要重新调整你的车! |
| 100 | Okay, sorry, sorry! | 好吧,对不起,对不起! |
| 101 | Stop! | 停下来! |
| 102 | Put me down! | 放我下来! |
| 103 | Look at you! | 看着你! |
| 104 | Girl power! | 女权! |
| 105 | Looks like Sean's small body was no match | 看来Sean的小身材不匹配 |
| 106 | for all that girl power. | 对于所有的女孩的力量。 |
| 107 | For this next prank, I'm being held hostage. | 接下来的恶作剧 我被扣为人质了 |
| 108 | We'll be using this bat to frame customers | 我们用这个蝙蝠来陷害顾客 |
| 109 | for a crime they didn't commit. | 他们没有犯罪 |
| 110 | When our customers walk in, | 当我们的顾客走进来, |
| 111 | we'll drop the bat. | 我们放下球棒 |
| 112 | And while they're distracted picking it up, | 当他们分心去捡的时候 |
| 113 | Alan will switch places with me, | 艾伦会跟我换位子 |
| 114 | but he'll be tied up. | 但他会被绑起来 |
| 115 | Then, a fake cop will walk in on what looks like | 然后,一个假警察 会走进来什么样子 |
| 116 | an attempted robbery. | 抢劫未遂 |
| 117 | Hello. | 哈罗 |
| 118 | What's up, man? | 怎么了,伙计? |
| 119 | They don't pay me enough to fix those things. | 他们付我的钱不足以修复那些东西 |
| 120 | What can you do? | 你能怎么办? |
| 121 | Yo. | 哟 |
| 122 | Just this? | 就这个? |
| 123 | Um... | 那个... |
| 124 | Oh, wow. | 哦,哇呜。 |
| 125 | This is awesome. | 这是真棒。 |
| 126 | Okay, that'll be... | 好吧,这将是... |
| 127 | $4.50. | 4块5 |
| 128 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 129 | Come on, grab it after me. | 来,跟着我 |
| 130 | Uh... | 那个... |
| 131 | It was... | 这是... |
| 132 | I came up and... | 我上来... |
| 133 | Okay, sir. | 好的,长官。 |
| 134 | This thing I found in the world | 我在世界上发现的东西 |
| 135 | sounds criminal. | 听起来很犯罪 |
| 136 | Wait, wait, wait! | 单单 单单 |
| 137 | It's a joke! | 开玩笑的! |
| 138 | What the heck? | 什么鬼东西? |
| 139 | Okay, the hair, I saw something | 好吧,头发,我看到了一些东西 |
| 140 | look different, too, and the freaking hair. | 和那该死的头发也不同 |
| 141 | Was it the hair or the body? | 是头发还是尸体? |
| 142 | Did she do this? | 是她干的吗? |
| 143 | Yes, she did do it! | 是的,她这样做了! |
| 144 | Arrest her! | 把她抓起来! |
| 145 | Why are you running? | 你为什么跑? |
| 146 | I don't want to face it, bro! | 我不想面对它,兄弟! |
| 147 | Why can't you do this to me? | 为什么你不能这样对我? |
| 148 | If you think we're only | 如果你认为我们只是 |
| 149 | pranking people in this video, you're wrong. | 视频里的人,你错了 |
| 150 | We're also revolutionizing the future. | 我们也在改造未来 |
| 151 | We just built the most | 我们刚建成最 |
| 152 | lifelike robot in the world. | 生命般的机器人在世界上。 |
| 153 | And all these people know it's not real. | 及诸众生悉不真实. |
| 154 | Except this one person. | 除了这个人 |
| 155 | For this prank, we created | 为了这个恶作剧,我们创造了 |
| 156 | a fake company and set up this | 一个假公司 并设置这个 |
| 157 | fake meeting to field test our new product, | 假会议现场测试我们的新产品, |
| 158 | an AI robot. | 一个AI机器人。 |
| 159 | But in reality, the robot is actually | 但实际上,机器人其实是 |
| 160 | just our friend, Sean. | 只有我们的朋友,肖恩。 |
| 161 | In order to pull this off, we created | 为了成功 我们创造了 |
| 162 | a lifelike model of Sean's head, | 肖恩的头像生命一样的模特儿 |
| 163 | which I'm going to attach to our robot in the beginning | 我将把它附在机器人身上 |
| 164 | of the demonstration. | 示威活动。 |
| 165 | Then, when our guest | 那么,当我们的客人 |
| 166 | isn't looking, we're going to swap the real Sean | 不看,我们要交换真正的肖恩 |
| 167 | in for the fake one to see if we can | 假的进去看看能不能 |
| 168 | convince her that Sean is actually | 说服她 肖恩其实是 |
| 169 | a robot. | 一个机器人。 |
| 170 | We here | 我们来了 |
| 171 | at Bubba Tech are excited | 在布巴技术很兴奋 |
| 172 | to give you a sneak peek at our | 让你偷看我们 |
| 173 | new product, an AI | 新产品,一种AI |
| 174 | powered robot that will | 有动力的机器人将 |
| 175 | change the world. | 改变世界 |
| 176 | But before we begin, | 但在我们开始之前 |
| 177 | has everyone signed the NDAs | 所有人都签了NDA |
| 178 | we sent over? | 我们送过来了? |
| 179 | I didn't get one. | 我没有找到 |
| 180 | I'll get you sorted out | 我帮你整理一下 |
| 181 | right here. | 在这里。 |
| 182 | Yeah, you just | 对,你只是 |
| 183 | need to sign | 需要签名 |
| 184 | here, here, and here. | 这里,这里,还有这里。 |
| 185 | Right here. | 就在这里。 |
| 186 | Perfect. | 不错 |
| 187 | Now that we have that taken care of, we can begin | 既然已经解决了 我们可以开始 |
| 188 | the demonstration. | 示威活动 |
| 189 | Sean, | 肖恩, |
| 190 | wake up. | 醒来。 |
| 191 | It's working. | 功用无碍. |
| 192 | Now Sean has been programmed | 现在Sean已经编程了 |
| 193 | to do some incredible | 做一些不可思议的 |
| 194 | things. | 东西。 |
| 195 | Here, why don't we | 在这里,我们为什么不 |
| 196 | begin with an intuition test? | 从直觉测试开始? |
| 197 | You, think of a number and say it | 你,想想数字,说出来 |
| 198 | out loud. | 大声说出来 |
| 199 | In 3, | 3号 |
| 200 | 2, 1. | 2, 1 (英语). |
| 201 | 77. | 77. 国家 |
| 202 | That's pretty cool. | 这很酷。 |
| 203 | And beyond that, he can | 除此之外,他可以 |
| 204 | also mimic anyone's voice | 也模仿别人的声音 |
| 205 | perfectly. | 完美无缺 |
| 206 | He can mimic | 他能够模仿 |
| 207 | anyone's voice? | 谁的声音? |
| 208 | He can mimic anyone's voice? | 他能模仿别人的声音吗? |
| 209 | Ew, I don't like robots. | 我不喜欢机器人 |
| 210 | That was creepy. | 这太可怕了 |
| 211 | I don't like robots. | 我不喜欢机器人 |
| 212 | That was creepy. | 这太可怕了 |
| 213 | Why don't we switch things up here? | 不如我们把东西换掉? |
| 214 | With the size difference, you | 体型不同的话,你 |
| 215 | should easily beat him in a game | 在比赛中应该很容易打败他 |
| 216 | of arm wrestling. | 手臂摔跤的场面 |
| 217 | Let's find out. | 让我们来看看。 |
| 218 | In 3, | 3号 |
| 219 | 2, | 2号, |
| 220 | 1. | 一、导 言 |
| 221 | Oh my god, he's strong. | 哦,我的上帝,他很强壮。 |
| 222 | Alright, let go. | 好吧,放开。 |
| 223 | He's not letting go. | 他不会放手的 |
| 224 | Let go. | 放开我 |
| 225 | Sean, let go. | 西恩,放开我 |
| 226 | I'm trying | 我尽力了 |
| 227 | to turn him off. | 把他关掉 |
| 228 | You can't turn him off. | 你不能关掉他。 |
| 229 | I don't turn | 我不转身 |
| 230 | him off. | 他离开。 |
| 231 | Leave that guy | 别管他 |
| 232 | alone, buddy. | 一个人,伙计。 |
| 233 | Target acquired. | 目标得到。 |
| 234 | Eliminate. | 消灭 |
| 235 | Just kidding. | 开玩笑的 |
| 236 | 这是一个YouTube | |
| 237 | video. | 视频。 |
| 238 | Guys, we're all | 伙计们,我们都是 |
| 239 | angry. | 愤怒。 |
| 240 | Even you? | 你也是吗? |
| 241 | And I'm not a robot, but you can have my | 我不是机器人 但你可以拥有我的 |
| 242 | serial number. | 序列号。 |
| 243 | For this next prank, we're going to help our friend | 接下来的恶作剧,我们要帮我们的朋友 |
| 244 | Tanner achieve his dreams. | 坦纳实现了自己的梦想. |
| 245 | Except, there's a twist. | 除了,有一个曲折。 |
| 246 | A couple weeks ago, Tanner told us | 几周前,坦纳告诉我们 |
| 247 | he's always wanted to try stand-up comedy. | 他总是想尝试 站起来的喜剧。 |
| 248 | So, we booked him for his first | 我们给他订了第一个 |
| 249 | live show. | 现场秀. |
| 250 | Alright, your next | 好吧,你的下一个 |
| 251 | comic coming to the stage, you've got | 漫画登上舞台,你有 |
| 252 | Tanner! | 谭纳! |
| 253 | Let's go! | 我们走! |
| 254 | Woo! | 呜! |
| 255 | But what he doesn't know | 不过他不知道的 |
| 256 | is that every single person in the crowd | 是人群中的每一个人 |
| 257 | is an actor. | 是一个演员。 |
| 258 | And we paid them to | 我们付钱给他们 |
| 259 | not laugh at any of his jokes. | 别嘲笑他的笑话 |
| 260 | How's everyone doing tonight? | 今晚大家好吗? |
| 261 | 哦,sh**。 | |
| 262 | I was on a date last week. | 我上周在约会 |
| 263 | My date asked me, how tall are you? | 我的约会对象问我,你有多高? |
| 264 | You look tall in your pictures. | 你照片里看起来很高 |
| 265 | I mean, | 我是说... |
| 266 | you don't see me asking her how much | 你看不到我问她多少钱 |
| 267 | she weighs. | 她的体重。 |
| 268 | Imagine that! | 试想一下! |
| 269 | We also paid this random guy | 我们还付钱给这个随机者 |
| 270 | in the audience to make fun of Tanner when | 在观众中取笑坦纳 |
| 271 | he bombs his jokes. | 他轰炸了他的笑话。 |
| 272 | Not gonna lie, these | 这些不会说谎的 |
| 273 | jokes are ass! | 笑话是屁股! |
| 274 | | |
| 275 | who said that? | 谁说的? |
| 276 | I can barely see | 我几乎看不见 |
| 277 | you since you're sitting all the way in the back. | 自从你一直坐在后面 |
| 278 | You couldn't afford the front row seats where the | 你买不起前排的座位 |
| 279 | good tickets are? | 好票吗? |
| 280 | No, the good tickets | 没有,好票 |
| 281 | are in the back, where you can't hear | 在后面,你听不见 |
| 282 | your terrible jokes! | 你那可怕的笑话! |
| 283 | Oh my god! | 天呐! |
| 284 | Calm down, calm down! | 冷静下来,冷静下来! |
| 285 | Calm down! | 冷静点! |
| 286 | Alright, you sound like you guys are running | 好,你们好像在跑 |
| 287 | his s**t right now. | 他的S**t现在。 |
| 288 | Yeah, guys, | 是啊,伙计们, |
| 289 | he's right. | 他说得对。 |
| 290 | Y'all sound | 你们的声音 |
| 291 | like his mom did in my bed last night! | 就像他妈妈昨晚在我床上一样! |
| 292 | Wait, I'm actually starting to feel kind of bad | 等等,我开始觉得很糟了 |
| 293 | for Tanner right now. | 现在给坦纳 |
| 294 | Y'all think this is easy? | 你们觉得这容易吗? |
| 295 | It's my first time doing this. | 这是我第一次这样做。 |
| 296 | It was easy! | 这很简单! |
| 297 | Your mom last night! | 你妈妈昨晚! |
| 298 | I think we're taking it too far. | 我觉得我们走得太远了 |
| 299 | We're taking it too far. | 我们走得太远了 |
| 300 | You're the joke! | 你是笑话! |
| 301 | Alright, y'all, I'm out! | 好了,你们,我出去了! |
| 302 | Have a good night! | 边! |
| 303 | These jokes are a**! | 开玩笑的 |
| 304 | It's okay, Tanner. | 没事的,坦纳 |
| 305 | I still think you're funny. | 我还是觉得你很有趣 |
| 306 | Wait, was this all a joke? | 等等,这是在开玩笑吗? |
| 307 | Yes, but I don't think | 是的,但我不认为 |
| 308 | they would have laughed at your jokes anyway. | 反正他们会嘲笑你的笑话 |
| 309 | I'll get you back, bro. | 我会救你回来,兄弟。 |
| 310 | Tanner won't be | 谭纳不会的 |
| 311 | the only one wanting revenge by the end of this | 唯一一个想要复仇的人 在这一切结束时 |
| 312 | video, because we're pranking | 视频,因为我们是高手 |
| 313 | everybody. | 每个人。 |
| 314 | Not even our friends | 连我们的朋友都没有 |
| 315 | are safe. | 这是安全的。 |
| 316 | For this next prank, | 接下来的恶作剧 |
| 317 | we have the human rap | 我们有人类的说唱 |
| 318 | monster, but | 怪物,不过 |
| 319 | it's escaping. | 它正在逃跑。 |
| 320 | What the hell was that? | 那是什么鬼东西? |
| 321 | We posted an application for a lap | 我们发了一张申请单 |
| 322 | assistant online, and when he gets here, | 助理在线, 当他来到这里, |
| 323 | he'll soon realize that we've been doing | 他很快就会意识到我们一直在做 |
| 324 | illegal experiments on humans and | 对人类进行非法试验 |
| 325 | animals, and then he'll come | 动物,然后他会来 |
| 326 | face-to-face with our ultimate | 面对我们的末日 |
| 327 | creation. | 创建。 |
| 328 | Yeah, so we | 是啊,所以我们 |
| 329 | do a lot of human and animal | 做很多人和动物 |
| 330 | testing here. | 在这里测试。 |
| 331 | What was that? | 你说什么? |
| 332 | Probably one of those animals. | 可能是其中一种动物。 |
| 333 | One area | 一个领域 |
| 334 | you could stay away from. | 你可以远离。 |
| 335 | This guy over here. | 这个家伙在这里。 |
| 336 | Why is it | 为什么? |
| 337 | covered up? | 掩盖? |
| 338 | What happened to the gate? | 门怎么了? |
| 339 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 340 | Just remain calm. | 保持冷静 |
| 341 | Where do you go? | 何处去. |
| 342 | Where do what go? | 甚么处去. |
| 343 | Where are you going? | 你们要去哪? |
| 344 | Don't leave me in here! | 别把我丢在这里! |
| 345 | Okay, okay, Kevin. | 好吧,好吧,凯文。 |
| 346 | You need to get some help. | 你需要一些帮助。 |
| 347 | Somebody else in here? | 这里还有别人吗? |
| 348 | Hello? | 有人吗? |
| 349 | Calm down! | 冷静点! |
| 350 | What happened? | 发生了什么事? |
| 351 | I saw something. | 我看见了什么 |
| 352 | It was like this weird | 感觉很奇怪 |
| 353 | human rap | 人类说唱 |
| 354 | monster. | 怪兽 |
| 355 | It's over there! | 在那边! |
| 356 | Calm down. | 冷静下来。 |
| 357 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 358 | We got this. | 我们得到了这个。 |
| 359 | Get moving! | 快点! |
| 360 | Why did you knock it? | 你为什么敲门? |
| 361 | What is that? | 这是什么? |
| 362 | Kevin, this isn't a real rap. | 凯文,这不是真正的说唱。 |
| 363 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 364 | You're a real human. | 你是个真正的人类。 |
| 365 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 366 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 367 | For this next prank, we're going to help Tanner find a | 对于接下来的恶作剧,我们将帮助坦纳找到一个 |
| 368 | girlfriend. | 女朋友们 |
| 369 | He thinks we're doing a dating | 他以为我们在约会 |
| 370 | show for our next video, but what he | 显示我们的下一个视频, 但他是什么 |
| 371 | doesn't know is he's about to get brutally | 不知道他是不是要变得残忍 |
| 372 | rejected by every single one | 被每个人拒绝 |
| 373 | of these girls. | 这些女孩。 |
| 374 | Ew! | 哟! |
| 375 | Alright, ladies. | 好了,女士们。 |
| 376 | If at any | 如果有的话 |
| 377 | point you become uninterested in | 点你变得无趣 |
| 378 | your hunk, all you have to do is | 你的红帽,你要做的就是 |
| 379 | pop your balloon. | 打开你的气球。 |
| 380 | It's time to meet | 是时候见面了 |
| 381 | your hunk! | 你个混蛋! |
| 382 | Damn! | 该死! |
| 383 | So, uh, | 所以,呃,我们... |
| 384 | why did you three pop your balloons? | 你们三个为什么吹气球? |
| 385 | Ugly. | 丑恶. |
| 386 | He looks like he doesn't shower. | 他看起来没洗澡 |
| 387 | Bad looking. | 脸色不好 |
| 388 | Well, you guys aren't exactly super | 嗯,你们不是完全超级 |
| 389 | models. | 模特儿们 |
| 390 | So why'd you pop | 那你为什么开口 |
| 391 | your balloon? | 你的气球吗? |
| 392 | He's not hot enough to be | 他不够性感 |
| 393 | that rude. | 这么粗鲁。 |
| 394 | Alright, ladies. | 好了,女士们。 |
| 395 | Let's at least get the hunk a chance to | 让我们至少让猎人有机会 |
| 396 | introduce himself. | 自我介绍 |
| 397 | Take it away. | 把它带走。 |
| 398 | Hello, my name is Tanner. | 你好 我叫坦纳 |
| 399 | I'm sorry, Tanner. | 对不起,坦纳 |
| 400 | But the good news is | 但好消息是,我们 |
| 401 | there is one person | 只有一个人 |
| 402 | who might be potentially interested. | 他们可能会感兴趣 |
| 403 | I meant to pop | 我本来要弹的 |
| 404 | it when he walked in, but I lost my needle. | 他走进来的时候,但我失去了我的针。 |
| 405 | Girl, I got you. | 女孩,我给你。 |
| 406 | I'm out of here. | 我离开这里。 |
| 407 | I didn't want you anyway. | 反正我也不想你来 |
| 408 | Thank God there's all six of us in NYU. | 谢天谢地纽约大学有六个人 |
| 409 | What the f*** did you say to me? | 你对我说了什么? |
| 410 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 411 | What the f***? | 什么鬼东西? |
| 412 | Hey, get the f*** camera out of my face. | 嘿,把摄像机拿开 |
| 413 | Do you think this is funny? | 你觉得这很有趣吗? |
| 414 | Tanner, what are you doing? | 坦纳,你在干什么? |
| 415 | I'm done! | 我受够了! |
| 416 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 417 | Alex! | 亚历克斯! |
| 418 | I'm done! | 我受够了! |
| 419 | I'm done with you, Alex! | 我受够了,亚历克斯! |
| 420 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 421 | What the f***? | 什么鬼东西? |
| 422 | Tanner! | 谭纳! |
| 423 | What the f***? | 什么鬼东西? |
| 424 | Burn this s*** to the ground! | 烧了它! |
| 425 | Tanner, put that down! | 坦纳,放下枪! |
| 426 | No, no, no! | 不,不,没有! |
| 427 | Tanner, what the f*** are you doing? | 坦纳,你在干什么? |
| 428 | Stop! | 停下来! |
| 429 | Stay funny, Alan! | 保持幽默,艾伦! |
| 430 | Tanner, don't do that! | 谭纳,别这样! |
| 431 | Tanner! | 谭纳! |
| 432 | Wait a second now! | 现在等一下! |
| 433 | I'm thirsty! | 我渴了! 我渴了! 我渴了! |
| 434 | Why are you laughing? | 你为什么笑? |
| 435 | Got you! | 抓到你了! 抓到你了! Got you! |
| 436 | Wait, hold on! | 等等,坚持住! |
| 437 | What is that? | 这是什么? |
| 438 | It's water! | 这是水! |
| 439 | Oh my God, the whole thing | 哦,我的上帝,整个事情 |
| 440 | was a prank on you. | 是一个恶作剧你。 |
| 441 | The whole thing! | 整个事情! |
| 442 | My window's still broken. | 我的窗户还是坏了。 |
| 443 | Where's the prank? | 恶作剧在哪里? |
| 444 | Get this video to a million likes | 把这段视频带给一百万个喜欢的人 |
| 445 | if you think I should prank Alan back. | 如果你认为我应该 恶作剧艾伦回来。 |
| 446 | But before we move on to the next prank, | 但是在我们开始下一个恶作剧之前 |
| 447 | we wanted to try pranking one more of our friends. | 我们想再找一个朋友 |
| 448 | Why don't you pop your balloon? | 你为什么不打开你的气球? |
| 449 | I heard you like to sneak | 听说你喜欢偷溜 |
| 450 | Tanner's arse. | 坦纳的屁股。 |
| 451 | Up next, we're pulling off | 接下来,我们要出发了 |
| 452 | the greatest illusion. | 最伟大的幻觉。 |
| 453 | We built a fountain of youth, | 我们建造了一个青春喷泉, |
| 454 | which is actually just a pond | 这实际上只是一个池塘 |
| 455 | that we stuck a fancy arch inside of. | 我们把一个漂亮的拱门 里面。 |
| 456 | And we're going to try to convince unsuspecting strangers | 我们要试着说服陌生人 |
| 457 | that the water in this pond | 这池塘的水 |
| 458 | will magically make them young again | 将神奇地使他们再次年轻 |
| 459 | using these two actors. | 利用这两个演员。 |
| 460 | I'm so confused. | 我很困惑。 |
| 461 | I actually believe it. | 我真的相信这一点。 |
| 462 | Bro, no way | 哥,没门 |
| 463 | that just happened. | 刚刚发生的。 |
| 464 | He's definitely sleeping | 他肯定睡着了 |
| 465 | on a couch tonight. | 今晚在沙发上 |
| 466 | Really? | 真的吗? |
| 467 | If you thought that prank was crazy, | 如果你觉得恶作剧是疯了 |
| 468 | Alex is literally about to get married. | 艾丽克丝就要结婚了 |
| 469 | For this next prank, I'm proposing to my girlfriend. | 接下来的恶作剧 我向我女朋友求婚 |
| 470 | And I'll be having delivery drivers | 还有送货司机 |
| 471 | help me capture this special moment. | 帮我抓住这个特殊的时刻 |
| 472 | Who the hell is that? | 那是谁啊? |
| 473 | In reality, I'll be pranking | 在现实中,我会是高级的 |
| 474 | these delivery drivers into thinking that I'm proposing | 这些送货的司机认为 我提议 |
| 475 | to a cheater. | 对一个骗子。 |
| 476 | Let's see how they react. | 看看他们的反应 |
| 477 | What's up, brother? | 怎么样,兄弟? |
| 478 | Flower delivery? | 送花吗? |
| 479 | Yes, thank you so much. | 是的,非常感谢。 |
| 480 | Actually, super quick. | 其实,超级快。 |
| 481 | Would you mind | 你介意吗? |
| 482 | helping me record? | 帮我录音? |
| 483 | I'm going to be | 我会是 |
| 484 | proposing to my girlfriend. | 向我女朋友求婚 向我女友求婚 |
| 485 | Congratulations. | 祝贺你 |
| 486 | Yeah, of course. | 当然 |
| 487 | Right there. | 就在这里。 |
| 488 | Alex, what are you doing here? | 亚历克斯,你在这里做什么? |
| 489 | Kat, what's going on? | 凯特,怎么了? |
| 490 | All these women in the past | 过去所有的女人 |
| 491 | have disrespected me. | 已经不尊重我。 |
| 492 | You've made me | 你让我 |
| 493 | feel very, very safe. | 感觉非常,非常安全。 |
| 494 | I just want you to know how much you mean to me. | 我只想让你知道你对我有多重要 |
| 495 | I have been cheated on. | 我被骗了 |
| 496 | Never felt more trusting | 从来没有感觉更多的信任 |
| 497 | towards another woman | 对另一个女人 |
| 498 | because I know you would never cheat on me. | 因为我知道你不会骗我 |
| 499 | So, Kat, | 所以,凯特, |
| 500 | will you | 你会吗? |
| 501 | will you marry me? | 你会嫁给我吗? |
| 502 | Yes. | 对 |
| 503 | You got all that? | 你懂了吗? |
| 504 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 505 | You want us to later? | 你想我们晚点再去吗? |
| 506 | Now, it's Shawn's turn to get married. | 现在轮到肖恩结婚了 |
| 507 | Tanner! | 谭纳! |
| 508 | I love you, Tanner. | 我爱你,坦纳。 |
| 509 | I want all of you, Tanner. | 我要你们所有人,坦纳 |
| 510 | Will you marry me? | 你会嫁给我吗? |
| 511 | What's this? | 这是什么? |
| 512 | You gave me a ring | 你给了我戒指 |
| 513 | last week. | 上个星期 |
| 514 | Who is this? | 你是谁? |
| 515 | I love you. | 我爱你 |
| 516 | Are you cheating on me? | 你在骗我吗? |
| 517 | Are you cheating on me, Shawn? | 你在欺骗我吗,肖恩? |
| 518 | Are you cheating on me? | 你在骗我吗? |
| 519 | Shawn? | 肖恩吗? |
| 520 | What is this? | 这是什么? |
| 521 | Who is that? | 那是谁? |
| 522 | Who is this? | 你是谁? |
| 523 | Who are you guys? | 你们是谁? |
| 524 | I don't know these guys, Tanner. | 我不认识这些人 坦纳 |
| 525 | Shawn? | 肖恩吗? |
| 526 | Bubba? | 布巴吗? |
| 527 | How could you? | 你怎么能这样? |
| 528 | I love you. | 我爱你 |
| 529 | Bubba | 布巴岛 |
| 530 | provide for you. | 供养汝等. |
| 531 | Now you're breaking Bubba's heart. | 现在你伤了布巴的心 |
| 532 | Guys, | 伙计们 |
| 533 | it's not what it looks like. | 这不是它的样子。 |
| 534 | You thought you could have | 你以为你可以 |
| 535 | all of us? | 我们所有人? |
| 536 | Well, now you have none of us. | 现在你没有我们了 |
| 537 | Cheater! | 骗子! |
| 538 | Come back! | 回来! |
| 539 | You got him! | 你赢了! |
| 540 | Please! | 请! |
| 541 | Do you have any plans for tonight? | 你今晚有什么计划吗? |
| 542 | Um... | 那个... |
| 543 | 15? | 15岁? |
| 544 | Maybe? | 也许? |
| 545 | Will you please marry me? | 你愿意嫁给我吗? |
| 546 | Uh... | 那个... |
| 547 | Maybe one day, | 也许有一天, |
| 548 | Shawn will finally find love. | 肖恩终于会找到爱 |
| 549 | While we wait on that to happen, it's time | 当我们等待 发生的时候,是时候 |
| 550 | to explore the paranormal. | 探索超自然现象 |
| 551 | For the next prank, we have | 对于下一个恶作剧,我们有 |
| 552 | the ghost girl. | 那个鬼女孩 |
| 553 | She'll be haunting | 她会一直缠着你 |
| 554 | a real babysitter that we hired on Craigslist. | 一个真正的保姆,我们雇用 在克雷格名单。 |
| 555 | He thinks he's here for a real job, | 他以为他来这是为了一份真正的工作 |
| 556 | but the kid that he'll be taking care of | 但他会照顾的孩子 |
| 557 | is actually just an actor to help | 其实只是一个演员帮助 |
| 558 | sell the prank. | 卖恶作剧。 |
| 559 | Uh... What are you drawing? | 那个... 你在画什么? |
| 560 | This is my sister. | 这是我的妹妹。 |
| 561 | Oh, your sister? | 哦,你妹妹吗? |
| 562 | She's not here, is she? | 她不在这里,是吗? |
| 563 | No, she's um... | 没有,她... |
| 564 | She's dead. | 她已经死了 |
| 565 | Oh, I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 566 | It's okay. | 没关系。 |
| 567 | I can um... | 我可以嗯... ... 说说看... |
| 568 | see her sometimes. | 有时会见到她 |
| 569 | She sometimes talks to me, too. | 她有时也会跟我说话 |
| 570 | Uh... | 那个... |
| 571 | He is freaked out! | 他吓坏了! |
| 572 | Look, look, look! | 听着,看,看! |
| 573 | He's calling someone! | 他在打电话! |
| 574 | The kid just seems a bit off, and | 那孩子看起来有点不对劲 |
| 575 | 我了解,我记得 I get it. | |
| 576 | His kid, his sister, | 他的孩子,他的妹妹, 他的妹妹, |
| 577 | his past, I've seen recently, but | 他的过去,我最近见过,但 |
| 578 | it's like... | 这就像... |
| 579 | What the f***? | 什么鬼东西? |
| 580 | Alright, now that we got him spooked, | 好吧 既然我们把他吓到了 |
| 581 | it's time for the grand finale. | 是时候大决赛了 |
| 582 | Hey, kid, are you still | 嘿,孩子,你还在吗? |
| 583 | on the remote? | 遥控器? |
| 584 | No. | 没有 |
| 585 | Don't look right here. | 别看这里 |
| 586 | Why isn't this turning off? | 为什么不关掉? |
| 587 | What is this? | 这是什么? |
| 588 | That's my sister. | 这是我的妹妹。 |
| 589 | Oh s***! | 瓳琌摆 |
| 590 | Oh my god! | 天呐! |
| 591 | Get back! | 回来! |
| 592 | Go, go, go, go! | 冲啊,冲啊,冲啊! |
| 593 | No! | 没有! |
| 594 | Stay back! | 别过来! |
| 595 | Ah! | 摆! |
| 596 | Ha ha ha! | 哈哈哈! 滚开! |
| 597 | I think you met that sister. | 我想你见过那个妹妹 |
| 598 | Everything okay? | 没事吧? |
| 599 | Yeah, you know what that was? | 是啊,你知道那是什么吗? |
| 600 | When I freaked out, I spilled my drink. | 当我吓坏了,我洒了我的饮料。 |
| 601 | But yeah, I'm good. | 但是,是的,我没事。 |
| 602 | I don't think he spilled his drink. | 我不认为他洒了他的饮料。 |
| 603 | Now we're going to be | 现在我们是 |
| 604 | following in the steps of Jesus | 追随耶稣的步调 |
| 605 | himself. | 他本人 |
| 606 | For this next prank, | 接下来的恶作剧 |
| 607 | I'm walking on water. | 我走在水边。 |
| 608 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 609 | Hey, buddy! | 嘿,伙计! |
| 610 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 611 | What the f***? | 什么鬼东西? |
| 612 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 613 | Are you guys seeing this? | 你们看到这个了吗? |
| 614 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 615 | Buddy, you're on water! | 伙计,你在水上! |
| 616 | What are you doing? | 你在干吗? |
| 617 | What the hell? | 什么情况? |
| 618 | How'd you do this? | 你怎么做到的? |
| 619 | I think all you had to do was run | 你只要跑就够了 |
| 620 | really fast. | 非常的快,你快一点 |
| 621 | You think if I run | 你觉得如果我跑了 |
| 622 | really fast I can do it? | 真的很快,我可以做到这一点? |
| 623 | Yeah! | 对! |
| 624 | Alright. | 还好 |
| 625 | Are you ready? | 你准备好了吗? |
| 626 | I got this! | 我来 |
| 627 | You thought you was Jesus too! | 你以为你也是耶稣! |
| 628 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 629 | What are you doing? | 你在干吗? |
| 630 | Stop! | 停下来! |
| 631 | Get that back! | 拿回来! |
| 632 | Get away from me! | 离我远点! |
| 633 | Get away! | 滚开! |
| 634 | How are you doing that? | 你怎么样? |
| 635 | Are you Jesus or something? | 你是耶稣还是什么? |
| 636 | Wait! | 单单 |
| 637 | What just happened? | 刚刚发生了什么? |
| 638 | Somebody help me! | 来人帮帮我! |
| 639 | I can't swim! | 我不会游泳! |
| 640 | How do you not know how to swim? | 你怎么不会游泳? |
| 641 | You're like | 碞钩 |
| 642 | 20 years old! | 20岁! |
| 643 | Dude! | 伙计! |
| 644 | Alan, are you kidding me? | 艾伦,你在开玩笑吗? |
| 645 | You don't know how to | 你不知道该如何 |
| 646 | catch? | 抓住了吗? |
| 647 | That was our only football! | 那是我们唯一的足球! |
| 648 | Jesus Christ! | 老天爷! |
| 649 | Yes, I'm here now. | 是的,我现在在这里。 |
| 650 | Are you seeing this? | 你看到了吗? |
| 651 | Is anyone seeing this? | 有人看到吗? |
| 652 | How is this possible? | 这怎么可能? |
| 653 | Are you seeing this? | 你看到了吗? |
| 654 | Am I dreaming? | 我在做梦吗? |
| 655 | Is that Jesus | 那是耶稣吗? |
| 656 | walking on water? | 在水上行走吗? |
| 657 | Wait! | 单单 |
| 658 | Jesus! | 耶稣! |
| 659 | Can you do one more | 你能再做一次吗? |
| 660 | miracle? | 奇迹? |
| 661 | Anything is possible. | 任何事都有可能,你应该知道 |
| 662 | Can you help us get to 200 | 你能帮助我们得到200 |
| 663 | mil? | 百万吗? |
| 664 | Well, I can do my part. | 好吧,我可以尽我的职责。 |
| 665 | But everyone watching also | 但每个人都在看 |
| 666 | has to subscribe. | 必须订阅。 |
| 667 | Subscribe! | 订户! |
| 668 | Ugh! | 唉哟! |
| 669 | This is nice! | 这是很好的! |
| 670 | Something bit me! | 有东西咬我! |
| 671 | Ahhh! | 嘘! |
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