我改造了一台"卖热狗的自动贩卖机"：一场街头整蛊实验
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | We turned a regular soda machine into something cursed. | 我们把普通的汽水机器变成了被诅咒的东西 |
| 0:03 | Instead of sodas, | 而不是苏打水, |
| 0:07 | and then it just gets weirder | 然后就变得更奇怪了 |
| 0:11 | and weirder. | 更诡异 |
| 0:12 | Is the shoe in the room with us right now? | 鞋现在和我们一起吗? |
| 0:14 | The thing is, this machine contains a secret. | 问题是,这台机器包含了一个秘密。 |
| 0:17 | And our goal was to see how many people we could prank | 我们的目标是看看有多少人 我们可以恶作剧 |
| 0:19 | before someone figures it out. | 在有人想出办法之前 |
| 0:25 | Oh, she's doing it. | 哦,她这样做。 |
| 0:26 | She's doing it. | 她这样做。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | We turned a regular soda machine into something cursed. | 我们把普通的汽水机器变成了被诅咒的东西 |
| 2 | Instead of sodas, | 而不是苏打水, |
| 3 | and then it just gets weirder | 然后就变得更奇怪了 |
| 4 | and weirder. | 更诡异 |
| 5 | Is the shoe in the room with us right now? | 鞋现在和我们一起吗? |
| 6 | The thing is, this machine contains a secret. | 问题是,这台机器包含了一个秘密。 |
| 7 | And our goal was to see how many people we could prank | 我们的目标是看看有多少人 我们可以恶作剧 |
| 8 | before someone figures it out. | 在有人想出办法之前 |
| 9 | Oh, she's doing it. | 哦,她这样做。 |
| 10 | She's doing it. | 她这样做。 |
| 11 | Is that a hot dog? | 那是热狗吗? |
| 12 | No. | 没有 |
| 13 | Oh, no, I don't. | 哦,不,我没有。 |
| 14 | No, thank you. | 不 谢谢 |
| 15 | I'm good. | 我没事 |
| 16 | Yeah, it's gotta be a malfunction or something. | 一定是故障之类的 |
| 17 | What the? | 什么情况? |
| 18 | What is this? | 这是什么? |
| 19 | Why do you come up like that? | 你为什么这样上来? |
| 20 | Uh, that's a hot dog. | 那是热狗 |
| 21 | Oh, she's sending out hot dogs. | 哦,她送出热狗。 |
| 22 | They're sending out hot dogs? | 他们送热狗出去? |
| 23 | Yeah, like, I put my money in there, there's hot dogs in there. | 是啊,喜欢,我把我的钱在那里, 有热狗在那里。 |
| 24 | I'm gonna come by the theater. | 我要去剧院。 |
| 25 | Hey. | 顿 |
| 26 | Do you want any ketchup or mustard with these? | 要不要加番茄酱或芥末? |
| 27 | Or, like, do you want me to bag them for you? | 或者,喜欢,你想让我 包他们给你? |
| 28 | I need to have them go to waste. | 我要把他们浪费掉 |
| 29 | Now, even though we're showing these people back to back, | 现在,即使我们让这些人背对背 |
| 30 | we've literally been taking turns | 我们一直在轮流 |
| 31 | sitting in this soda machine for a week. | 在苏打水机里坐了一个星期 |
| 32 | We did not expect it to take this long. | 我们没想到会花这么长时间。 |
| 33 | So we've been sweating in a box the size of a coffin. | 所以我们在棺材大小的盒子里流汗了 |
| 34 | I'm so hungry. | 我饿了 |
| 35 | Legs cramped, no airflow, | 腿抽筋,没有气流, |
| 36 | peeing in Gatorade bottles, | 在加多雷酒瓶里撒尿, |
| 37 | living off cold hot dogs and the faint hope | 住在冷热狗和微弱的希望之下 |
| 38 | that someone might press a dang button. | 有人可能会按下一个该死的按钮。 |
| 39 | And on top of all that, Rob has hemorrhoids. | 最重要的是 罗布有痔疮 |
| 40 | So far, we've only given out hot dogs, | 到目前为止,我们只给了热狗, |
| 41 | but it's about to get enough for him. | 但它会得到足够的他。 |
| 42 | Now, the stuff we're giving out next | 现在,我们接下来要给的东西 |
| 43 | is only gonna get weirder and weirder, | 只会变得越发怪异, |
| 44 | which was really interesting to this older couple. | 这对这对年长的夫妇来说非常有趣 |
| 45 | And it made me wonder, how many times | 这让我好奇,多少次 |
| 46 | can we get the same couple to try it | 我们能找一对夫妇试试吗? |
| 47 | before they figure out what we're up to. | 在他们知道我们在做什么之前 |
| 48 | This is something else. | 这是别的东西。 |
| 49 | I don't know what's in here. | 我不知道这里有什么 |
| 50 | Black beans? | 黑豆子吗? |
| 51 | Fuck! | 他妈的! |
| 52 | I thought we had the machine. | 我以为我们有机器 |
| 53 | Right, let's try it. | 试试看 |
| 54 | The machine! | 那个机器! |
| 55 | A laptop came up. | 有台笔记本电脑 |
| 56 | A laptop and a can of beans came up. | 一台笔记本电脑和一罐豆子 |
| 57 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 58 | Yeah, this is ridiculous. | 是啊,这是荒谬的。 |
| 59 | Which one did you press? | 你按哪一个? |
| 60 | I pushed. | 我推车了 |
| 61 | It keeps coming down. | 它不断下降。 |
| 62 | Corners keep coming out of it. | 转角不断从它。 |
| 63 | We have to push this. | 我们必须推这个。 |
| 64 | I pushed that. | 我推开了 |
| 65 | This time it's gonna give him a half-drank Gatorade | 这一次,它会给他 一半的成绩加多瑞 |
| 66 | with a cigarette in it. | 里面有根烟 |
| 67 | Yeah, the dollar thing | 对 美元的事 |
| 68 | worked for me this time. | 这次为我工作 |
| 69 | Sir? | 长官? |
| 70 | Half a bottle of warm... | 半瓶热... |
| 71 | Yeah, this is what came out. | 是啊,这是出来的东西。 |
| 72 | This is what came out. | 就是这样出来的 |
| 73 | I just put a dollar in it. | 我只是把一块钱在里面。 |
| 74 | This isn't what you wanted? | 这不是你想要的吗? |
| 75 | No, Diet Coke. | 不,吃可乐 |
| 76 | Maybe when I do it, | 也许当我这样做, |
| 77 | the Diet Coke will come out, | 饮食可乐会出来, |
| 78 | and then when he does it, | 然后当他这样做, |
| 79 | the roll of duct tape comes out. | 胶带的卷子出来了 |
| 80 | Dr. Pepper. | 佩珀医生 |
| 81 | Oh, that one worked. | 哦,那一个工作。 |
| 82 | I got the Dr. Pepper this time. | 这次我得到了Pepper医生。 |
| 83 | Diet Coke? | 健怡可乐? |
| 84 | Here, I'll try again. | 在这里,我会再试一次。 |
| 85 | Oh, Diet Coke. | 哦,健怡可乐。 |
| 86 | All right, Diet Coke. | 好吧 健怡可乐 |
| 87 | Perfect. | 不错 |
| 88 | I'll work whenever you did it. | 你做的时候我会工作 |
| 89 | You mind grabbing me one? | 你介意拿一个给我吗? |
| 90 | A Diet Coke? | 健怡可乐? |
| 91 | There you go. | 给你。 |
| 92 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 93 | Wait, he's just sitting there, right? | 等等,他只是坐在那里,对不对? |
| 94 | I already got him four times, | 我已经得到了他四次, |
| 95 | so I had to figure out a way I could possibly | 所以我得想个办法 |
| 96 | get him again. | 再来一次 |
| 97 | I decided I'm going to make | 我决定要做 |
| 98 | him think he's going crazy. | 他认为他疯了。 |
| 99 | Then, he's going to be in denial | 然后,他会在否认 |
| 100 | and want to prove himself to me | 想证明给我看 |
| 101 | by showing me. | 给我看 |
| 102 | Zoom in on his face and just throw this shoe out. | 放大他的脸,把鞋扔出去 |
| 103 | You're not even going to throw this shoe out right now? | 你现在连这双鞋都不扔了? |
| 104 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 105 | There's a shoe in there? | 里面有鞋吗? |
| 106 | I'm sitting here and I saw | 我坐在这里,我看到了 |
| 107 | a shoe pop out of my eye. | 一只鞋从我眼睛里跳出来 |
| 108 | A shoe came out of this? | 一只鞋从这里出来? |
| 109 | No, stop it. | 不,停下来。 |
| 110 | You're pranking me right now, aren't you? | 你现在在欺负我 是吗? |
| 111 | No, no, no. | 不,不,没有。 |
| 112 | In the last hour, | 在最后一小时, |
| 113 | a shoe came out of there just now, | 刚才从那里出来一只鞋 |
| 114 | a roll of tape, | 一卷带子, |
| 115 | two hot dogs, | 两个热狗, |
| 116 | and a bottle of soda with something floating in it. | 还有一瓶汽水 里面有漂浮的东西 |
| 117 | I didn't see the shoe come out. | 我没有看到鞋出来。 |
| 118 | Did anybody else see the shoe come out? | 还有谁看到鞋子出来了吗? |
| 119 | No. | 没有 |
| 120 | Hello? | 有人吗? |
| 121 | Nobody else saw the shoe come out, though? | 但没人看到鞋子出来了? |
| 122 | No. | 没有 |
| 123 | Hey, how you doing? | 嘿,你好吗? |
| 124 | We checked it last night. | 我们昨晚查过了 |
| 125 | Oh, yeah? | 是吗? |
| 126 | Have you seen a shoe come out of | 你见过一只鞋出来 |
| 127 | a machine before? | 以前是机器吗? |
| 128 | Are you taking any kind of medication or anything? | 你吃过什么药吗? |
| 129 | No. | 没有 |
| 130 | When I stopped taking my medication, | 当我停止服用我的药物, |
| 131 | I saw some strange things, too. | 我也看到了一些奇怪的东西。 |
| 132 | It's not uncommon to see things. | 观物不常见. |
| 133 | Oh, you don't even take anything? | 哦,你甚至不拿任何东西? |
| 134 | I mean, maybe you should start. | 我的意思是,也许你应该开始。 |
| 135 | I'm just out there trying to | 我只是在那里试图 |
| 136 | tell him he's crazy. | 告诉他他疯了 |
| 137 | What do you want me to do? | 你要我怎么办? |
| 138 | What else is there that's so absurd? | 还有什么那么荒谬? |
| 139 | I could just jump out. | 我可以跳出来。 |
| 140 | If you jumped out naked, | 如果你裸体跳出来 |
| 141 | that would be so funny. | 那会很有趣。 |
| 142 | Yeah, don't do that. | 是啊,不要这样做。 |
| 143 | I should ask them, | 我应该问他们, |
| 144 | is the shoe in the room with us right now? | 鞋子现在和我们一起吗? |
| 145 | I'm going to ask him that. | 我要问他 |
| 146 | Yeah, he said his shoe came out. | 他说他的鞋出来了 |
| 147 | What's that? | 这是什么? |
| 148 | I was just telling them what happened. | 我只是告诉他们发生了什么。 |
| 149 | Is the shoe in the room with us right now? | 鞋现在和我们一起吗? |
| 150 | No. | 没有 |
| 151 | Okay, yeah, he said he doesn't see it | 好吧 他说他没看见 |
| 152 | right now. | 现在 |
| 153 | No, he looks fine. | 不,他看起来很好。 |
| 154 | We had him exactly where we wanted him. | 我们把他放在我们想要的地方 |
| 155 | But his wife tried | 但他的妻子尝试了 |
| 156 | instead. | 相反。 |
| 157 | But I did say them, | 但我确实说过 |
| 158 | so it still counts. | 所以,它仍然是重要的。 |
| 159 | She's going to try it. | 她会试试的 |
| 160 | Do your headband. | 做你的头巾。 |
| 161 | Yes. | 对 |
| 162 | No. | 没有 |
| 163 | Editors, blur my forehead. | 编辑们 我的额头模糊不清 |
| 164 | Okay, a scarf came out. | 好吧,一条围巾出来了。 |
| 165 | I put in 50 cents and a scarf came out. | 我加了50美分 一条围巾就出来了 |
| 166 | Black scarf. | 黑领巾. |
| 167 | Yeah, this one came out. | 是啊,这个出来了。 |
| 168 | No, they didn't come out. | 不,他们没有出来。 |
| 169 | I looked you so in the eye. | 我这么看你的眼睛。 |
| 170 | I didn't see anything. | 我什么也没看见 |
| 171 | I don't see anything. | 无所见. |
| 172 | I didn't see it come out. | 未见其出. |
| 173 | Oh, are you getting me back? | 哦,你让我回来吗? |
| 174 | Yes. | 对 |
| 175 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 176 | This could be entertainment. | 这可能是娱乐。 |
| 177 | Yeah, it could be. | 是啊,这可能是。 |
| 178 | I wish we had cameras. | 我希望我们有摄像机。 |
| 179 | We're going to have to pull out security camera footage. | 我们得把监控录像拿出来 |
| 180 | This is something you should submit. | 这是你应该提交的。 |
| 181 | You know we should probably submit | 你知道我们也许应该投降 |
| 182 | that website. | 那个网站 |
| 183 | What's it called? | 叫什么来着? |
| 184 | Real pranks dot com. | 真正的恶作剧点 com。 |
| 185 | Yeah, have you heard of that? | 你听说过吗? |
| 186 | Yeah, it's a good one. | 是啊,这是一个很好的。 |
| 187 | They even came back the next day. | 他们甚至第二天就回来了。 |
| 188 | So when they sat down, Rob saw his chance. | 所以当他们坐下的时候,罗布看到了他的机会. |
| 189 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 190 | Round two. | 第二轮. |
| 191 | Fart. | 屁头. |
| 192 | Did you see it? | 你看到了吗? |
| 193 | He's like, what are you talking about? | 他在说什么? |
| 194 | After grabbing a bite | 抢了一口之后 |
| 195 | and her husband stepped out for a second, | 她丈夫出去一会儿 |
| 196 | Rob saw the perfect opportunity. | 罗布看到了完美的机遇 |
| 197 | So I think | 所以我觉得 |
| 198 | there's a little man in there. | 里面有个小家伙 |
| 199 | I think there's a little man. | 我想有个小男人 |
| 200 | And as they went on about the little man, | 当他们继续谈论那个小男人时, |
| 201 | Rob decided it was time to turn it up a notch. | 罗布决定是时候把它调大一点。 |
| 202 | There it is! | 来了! |
| 203 | I'm done. | 我受够了 |
| 204 | I told you! | 我告诉你了! |
| 205 | Just before they left. | 就在他们离开之前 |
| 206 | Can I get out and hug him? | 我能出去抱抱他吗? |
| 207 | Alright, listen. | 好吧,听着。 |
| 208 | Listen, | 听着, |
| 209 | I gotta hug you guys. | 我要拥抱你们 |
| 210 | I love you guys. | 我爱你们 |
| 211 | Come here. | 过来 |
| 212 | I love you guys. | 我爱你们 |
| 213 | You guys have been the best. | 你们是最棒的 |
| 214 | This is so funny. | 这太有趣了 |
| 215 | And the guy | 那个家伙 |
| 216 | last night, Ross. | 昨晚,罗斯。 |
| 217 | Dead pants. | 死裤子 |
| 218 | He says to me, | 他说, |
| 219 | are you on some kind of medication? | 你在吃药吗? |
| 220 | I was right. | 我是对的。 |
| 221 | I said, what? | 我说什么? |
| 222 | I guessed it. | 我猜测。 |
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