流浪汉偷偷住进盲人家里的恶作剧
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | I'm a blind man living alone and it started stinking really bad so I'm hiring cleaners but | 我是独居的盲人 开始很臭 所以我雇了清洁工 |
| 0:05 | what I don't know is there's hobos living here hello yeah so a couple weeks ago or a month ago | 我不知道的是这里住着流浪汉 几周前或者一个月前 |
| 0:16 | but basically all the cleaners got scared and left I mean they even left their cleaning supplies | 但基本上所有的清洁工都害怕,离开了 我的意思是他们甚至离开了他们的清洁用品 |
| 0:22 | so we made a few changes it should be a slow build it shouldn't be like | 所以我们做了一些改变 应该是一个缓慢的建筑 它不应该像 |
| 0:25 | all your face at once and hire some exterminators instead | 立刻把脸都换掉 找些消毒剂 |
| 0:30 | just a minute okay hello hey there how are you doing hey exterminator yes yeah come on in | 等一下,你好,嘿,你在做什么 嘿,灭绝者 是的,是的,进来吧 |
| 0:51 | good how are you all right so we're checking for possibly termites and rodents right yeah so I first | 很好,你还好吗,所以我们正在检查 可能的白蚁和啮齿类动物的权利 |
| 0:59 | noticed um a couple weeks ago it started to start to smell in here a fair amount | 几周前,这里开始闻到相当的味道 |
| 1:05 | I started smelling something peculiar you know I live alone I live alone so the most I can do | 我开始闻到怪异的味道,你知道,我一个人住 我一个人住,所以我所能做的最多 |
| 1:09 | is just spray for breeze you know right right right okay yeah and uh you smell like you've | 喷雾的微风,你知道正确的 对,嗯,你闻起来像 |
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| 1 | I'm a blind man living alone and it started stinking really bad so I'm hiring cleaners but | 我是独居的盲人 开始很臭 所以我雇了清洁工 |
| 2 | what I don't know is there's hobos living here hello yeah so a couple weeks ago or a month ago | 我不知道的是这里住着流浪汉 几周前或者一个月前 |
| 3 | but basically all the cleaners got scared and left I mean they even left their cleaning supplies | 但基本上所有的清洁工都害怕,离开了 我的意思是他们甚至离开了他们的清洁用品 |
| 4 | so we made a few changes it should be a slow build it shouldn't be like | 所以我们做了一些改变 应该是一个缓慢的建筑 它不应该像 |
| 5 | all your face at once and hire some exterminators instead | 立刻把脸都换掉 找些消毒剂 |
| 6 | just a minute okay hello hey there how are you doing hey exterminator yes yeah come on in | 等一下,你好,嘿,你在做什么 嘿,灭绝者 是的,是的,进来吧 |
| 7 | good how are you all right so we're checking for possibly termites and rodents right yeah so I first | 很好,你还好吗,所以我们正在检查 可能的白蚁和啮齿类动物的权利 |
| 8 | noticed um a couple weeks ago it started to start to smell in here a fair amount | 几周前,这里开始闻到相当的味道 |
| 9 | I started smelling something peculiar you know I live alone I live alone so the most I can do | 我开始闻到怪异的味道,你知道,我一个人住 我一个人住,所以我所能做的最多 |
| 10 | is just spray for breeze you know right right right okay yeah and uh you smell like you've | 喷雾的微风,你知道正确的 对,嗯,你闻起来像 |
| 11 | got the bad animal smell yeah some just nasty stinky smell I'm hearing like scurrying or | 闻到动物的臭味了 有股臭味 |
| 12 | something in the attic and stuff and then here here in the kitchen or at least it sounds like | 阁楼上的东西和东西 然后在这里的厨房里 或者至少听起来像 |
| 13 | it could be rats I don't eat I don't eat here much I'm telling you mainly the smell is but | 可能是老鼠,我不吃 我在这里不吃很多 我跟你说主要是味道 |
| 14 | you know I usually just order uber eats and stuff and oh bless you kind of oh bless you | 你知道,我通常只是点 uber吃的东西 和OH祝福你 那种OH祝福你 |
| 15 | oh are you sick are you sick no not me no that wasn't me that was your buddy over here you got | 哦,你病了,你病了,你病了,你病了,你病了。 |
| 16 | it close to you if you're sick it's cool just keep your distance no no no I was me that was | 如果你生病了 离你很近 保持距离就好 |
| 17 | your other guy right over there on the couch right now I was sick a couple weeks ago but I just got | 你另一个人在沙发上 我几周前就生病了 |
| 18 | over my sister my sister comes by every couple weeks but no there's a gentleman on the couch | 我妹妹每两周来一次 但沙发上没有绅士 |
| 19 | right over here right there it's that sneeze right next to you what do you mean there's a man | 就在你旁边的喷嚏 是什么意思? |
| 20 | right there you didn't know he was in here no no I live alone no there's somebody I'll set I've | 在那里你不知道他在这里 没有我一个人住 没有我设下的人 |
| 21 | set my food down on the counter and then go to get a drink and when I come back I mean the food's | 把我的食物放在柜台上,然后去喝一杯 当我回来,我的意思是食物的 |
| 22 | gone okay and I mean if there's bigger I don't know if rats are in the house or something | 走了好吧,我的意思是,如果有更大的 我不知道老鼠在房子里什么的 |
| 23 | no there's somebody dude do you not belong here no but what I'm saying is so I started so like | 不,有个人,你不属于这里... ...但我的意思是,我开始喜欢 |
| 24 | when I do eat food so it started to smell in here too there's people in your in your house here | 我吃东西的时候,这里也开始闻到味道了 你家里有人 |
| 25 | right here no no no one's in here but me I live alone all right listen come here come with me | 这儿没人,我一个人住 来,跟我来 |
| 26 | there's a person laying on the floor here all right right here right here now here right here | 这里有个人躺在地板上 就在这 |
| 27 | hello no there's no other man are you joking with me I'm so serious give me your hand come down | 喂,没有别人在跟我开玩笑 我是认真的,把手放下来 |
| 28 | there's two people in here that don't live in here there's beer cans all over a person | 这里有两个人不住在这里 啤酒罐到处都是 |
| 29 | yes there's people living in your house right here hello he's laying right here playing dumb | 是的,有人住在你的房子在这里 你好,他躺在这里装傻 |
| 30 | he doesn't know that hello what are you doing in here you got two people in here is that what | 他不知道你好 你在这里做什么 这里有两个人 |
| 31 | this smell is that what the smell is yes there's people living in your house right now and they're | 闻起来是的 现在有人住在你家里 |
| 32 | taking advantage of you and when I when I when I'm that's why when I come back to my food it's just | 利用你,当我当我 当我是,这就是为什么当我回到我的食物... ... |
| 33 | on | 打开 |
| 34 | how long has this been I don't know but this has been going on for a long time because the | 我不知道这有多久了 但是这已经持续了很久了 因为... |
| 35 | guy's scratching himself all over the couch he's infested with drugs and everything right now | 那家伙在沙发上抓着自己 他身上充满了毒品和一切 |
| 36 | right over here come this way with me are you kidding me hello hang out I'll sit here and listen | 这边走,跟我走,你开玩笑吗? 挂出来,我坐在这里听 |
| 37 | movies and stuff a lot it smells in here too I mean it smells like it's like crap or come over | 电影和很多东西 这里闻起来也一样 我的意思是它闻起来像垃圾一样 或者过来 |
| 38 | here give me your hand well look when I come in here this is my tv room so when I sit down | 这里给我你的手好看 当我进来这里 这是我的电视房间 所以当我坐下时 |
| 39 | I'll come here and I hang out on the couch often I mainly sit here on the couch and then | 我会来这里,我挂出在沙发上 经常我主要坐在这里在沙发上 然后 |
| 40 | I'll listen to movies and I just watched the godfather have you seen that no never saw the | 我会听电影,我只是看着教父 你看到,从来没有见过 |
| 41 | godfather no I didn't see you running away from me I'll sit here and I'll watch the tv you just | 干爹 不 我没看到你离我而去 我会坐在这里看着你的电视 |
| 42 | right there he's right over here he's being quiet drinking a beer and he's high | 他就在这里 他安静地喝着啤酒,他很兴奋 |
| 43 | off the right now he's intoxicated he's he's overdosing right now he's ODing right now | 现在他醉了 现在他吸毒过度了 |
| 44 | there's a person yeah you don't hear him he's about to throw up and he's drinking that's the | 有个人... 你没听到他要吐了,他喝的是... |
| 45 | sounds I've been hearing he's right here you don't hear him I hear that but I thought that was what I | 钮硂ㄠ ⊿钮и钮 ии碞琌硂妓 |
| 46 | you got me here choking here he's right here to your other side to your right no right hand | 你让我在这里窒息 在这里,他在这里 到你的另一边,你的右手 |
| 47 | over here I'm sorry no no no this is the unmute button okay but my sound must have went out | 在这里 对不起,不,不,不,这是 unmute 按钮好吗,但我的声音 一定是熄灭了 |
| 48 | because it's not been I don't hear anything anymore okay all right so where's the attic at | 因为我没有听到任何东西了 好吧,那阁楼在哪? |
| 49 | how do I get to the attic I mean I mainly got to get rid of the smell you know whatever's | 我该怎么去阁楼呢? 我的意思是,我主要得去掉 那种你知道的味道 |
| 50 | stealing the food or I mean it's been numerous times when I'm he's right here | 偷东西,或者说,我和他在一起的时候 已经很多次了 |
| 51 | okay moving away running away from you oh that was you that you just touched him I grabbed your | 好吧,离开你 离你而去 哦,这就是你刚刚碰了他 我抓住了你 |
| 52 | hand and now he's taking a bucket he's taking it sir this is insane he's taking it in your house | 手,现在他拿着一桶 他拿着它,先生 这太疯狂了,他在你家拿着它 |
| 53 | all right so let me take a look around and see what's going on all right all right I'm gonna | 好吧,让我看看周围 看看发生了什么 |
| 54 | so you don't have any idea let me call I'm gonna walk around the house is there anybody else here | 所以,你没有任何想法 让我打电话 我会走在房子周围 还有其他人在这里 |
| 55 | no just me you have like a rough estimate | 不,只有我,你有一个粗略的估计 |
| 56 | so | 这样 |
| 57 | bro cola actually pooped and it smells so bad oh my god | 科拉兄弟真的拉屎了 闻起来好臭哦 天啊 |
| 58 | look right here it just started smelling super bad it smells like | 看这里,它刚刚开始 闻到超级糟糕 它闻起来像 |
| 59 | the rats are pooping in the air vents or something yeah I need to I need to get up | 老鼠们在排气孔里拉屎什么的 我需要起床 |
| 60 | I need to get up in the um in the attic it's bad I mean where's the nearest air vent | 我得在阁楼里起床 情况很糟 我是说最近的通风口在哪 |
| 61 | all right above you you smell that yeah it's right above you it's bad yeah I don't know I | 你身上闻到了,是啊,就在你上面,很糟啊 我不知道 |
| 62 | don't know what it is I have no idea um I'm definitely gonna have to look around | 我不知道这是什么 我不知道... ... |
| 63 | I'm definitely gonna have to look around and um I'm gonna go go up in your attic and take a look | 我一定要四处看看,嗯... ...我要去你的阁楼看看 |
| 64 | I found the attic access in the garage I mean do you is there like do you see do you see any | 我在车库里找到了阁楼的入口 我是说你是否在那里 就像你看见的一样 |
| 65 | poop anywhere or like rat rat droppings or uh I'm gonna look for rat droppings and stuff | 到处拉屎,或者喜欢老鼠的滴水... ...或者呃,我要去寻找老鼠的滴水之类的东西。 |
| 66 | and there's nobody else here but you no just me okay did I leave that fridge open oh thank you | 这里没有其他人,但你没有 只有我,好吗? |
| 67 | give me your hand let's get out of here this is the week for police yeah maybe | 把手给我,让我们离开这里 这是警察的一周,也许 |
| 68 | get them or me out of here one of the two | 带他们或我离开这里 其中一个 |
| 69 | maybe my sister knows something about it I don't know maybe we talk to her first | 也许我妹妹知道一些事情 我不知道 也许我们先跟她谈谈 |
| 70 | okay | 还好 |
| 71 | looking in your house | 在你家里寻找 |
| 72 | hey hey you're a dog what's that no I'm just looking around oh my god he's got a fire burning | 嘿,嘿,嘿,你是一个狗 什么是不,我只是看看周围 哦,我的上帝,他有一个火烧 |
| 73 | in your house a fire yes a battle in here he's standing in front of a fire in your house | 在你家里有场大火... ...是的... |
| 74 | oh my god is there anyone they'll be able to change | 哦,我的上帝是任何人 他们可以改变 |
| 75 | change keep following keep asking for change | 更改 总是跟随要求更改 |
| 76 | you say anything in the attic yeah I got some pictures I'm gonna call your sister now okay | 你在阁楼里说什么 我有些照片要给你姐姐打电话 |
| 77 | all right | 没事 |
| 78 | change change are you asking me for change get the f*** out of here oh my god all right | 换衣服是你要我换衣服 快把F***弄走 |
| 79 | come with me this is scary they're doing drugs in your house there's a fire burning in your house | 跟我来,这很吓人,他们在你家吸毒 你家着火了 |
| 80 | right now and I can't put it out because it's in a barrel and it's got charcoal everything in it | 现在,我不能把它熄灭,因为它在桶里,里面有木炭 |
| 81 | and I have no way of putting that out hey real quick real quick real quick this is all a prank | 我没办法说出去 嘿,真快真快 这都是恶作剧 |
| 82 | и瞷碞ranking | |
| 83 | wherever this goes I hope it goes viral for you guys | 不管发生什么事 我希望你们能有病毒 |
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