我知道你是我最好的朋友…… 但我想
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Well, Miriam, you're a great girlfriend and I've really enjoyed like every bit of the | 米里亚姆,你是一个伟大的女朋友 我真的很喜欢每一点 |
| 0:08 | last six months that we've spent together. | 我们一起度过了六个月 |
| 0:10 | So much fun. | 这么多的乐趣。 |
| 0:11 | But I'm breaking up with you. | 但我要和你分手了 说吧 |
| 0:17 | No you're not. | 不,你没有。 |
| 0:21 | I'm saying that our relationship is over. | 我是说我们的关系结束了 |
| 0:26 | We're done. | 我们结束了。 |
| 0:32 | Mmm, no we're not. | 嗯,不,我们不是。 |
| 0:33 | Right. | 对 |
| 0:34 | Okay. | 摆 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Well, Miriam, you're a great girlfriend and I've really enjoyed like every bit of the | 米里亚姆,你是一个伟大的女朋友 我真的很喜欢每一点 |
| 2 | last six months that we've spent together. | 我们一起度过了六个月 |
| 3 | So much fun. | 这么多的乐趣。 |
| 4 | But I'm breaking up with you. | 但我要和你分手了 说吧 |
| 5 | No you're not. | 不,你没有。 |
| 6 | I'm saying that our relationship is over. | 我是说我们的关系结束了 |
| 7 | We're done. | 我们结束了。 |
| 8 | Mmm, no we're not. | 嗯,不,我们不是。 |
| 9 | Right. | 对 |
| 10 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 11 | Um, yeah. | 对 |
| 12 | I thought this might be how this goes. | 我以为事情是这样的 |
| 13 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 14 | I need to grab something from my room. | 我需要从我的房间拿点东西。 |
| 15 | Oh yeah, take your time. | 哦,是的,慢慢来。 |
| 16 | I'll be here. | 我会在这里。 |
| 17 | Waiting for you. | 等着你 |
| 18 | Mmm, yeah. | 对 |
| 19 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 20 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 21 | Did it work? | 有用吗? |
| 22 | Nope. | 没有 |
| 23 | She, uh, she said no again, Claire. | 她又说不行了 克莱尔 |
| 24 | What is her problem? | 她有什么问题? |
| 25 | I don't know, but she's got... | 我不知道 不过她有... |
| 26 | Claire 我们得改B计划了 | |
| 27 | Mikey, I don't like Plan B. | 迈克 我不喜欢B计划 |
| 28 | I know you don't, but here's the thing. | 我知道你不知道 但问题是 |
| 29 | That girl's insane in there and she won't let me break up with her, so I need her to | 那个女孩疯了 她不让我跟她分手 所以我需要她 |
| 30 | help me with Plan B. | 帮我解决B计划 |
| 31 | I don't know, Mikey. | 我不知道,迈克 |
| 32 | Really? | 真的吗? |
| 33 | You gonna back out on me like that? | 你要背对着我吗? |
| 34 | Mikey, I don't wanna... | 迈克,我不想... |
| 35 | You're my best friend. | 你是我最好的朋友 你是我的好朋友吗 |
| 36 | Fucking help me. | 他妈的帮帮我。 |
| 37 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 38 | Okay, all right. | 好吧,没事。 |
| 39 | Let's, let's do this, remember. | 让我们,让我们做到这一点,记住。 |
| 40 | Six months. | 六个月。 |
| 41 | Oh, can I slap you? | 我能打你一巴掌吗? |
| 42 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 43 | I'm not an actress, so I feel like if I slap you it'll just make it feel more real. | 我不是演员,所以我觉得如果我扇你一巴掌 只会让人感觉更真实 |
| 44 | Claire, it's gonna feel real. | 克莱尔,这会感觉真实。 |
| 45 | Just use your words. | 用你的话 |
| 46 | Oh my god, fine. | 哦,我的上帝,罚款。 |
| 47 | You can't hit me. | 你打不着的 |
| 48 | My face is very sensitive. | 我的脸很敏感 |
| 49 | Whatever. | 随便吧 |
| 50 | Oh Mikey, you really are the best boyfriend. | 哦,迈克,你真的是最好的男朋友。 |
| 51 | Wait, no! | 等等,别! |
| 52 | Who are you? | 你是谁? |
| 53 | I'm Miriam, Mikey's girlfriend. | 我是米里亚姆,迈克的女朋友。 |
| 54 | Ha, good one. | 哈,不错。 |
| 55 | I'm Mikey's girlfriend and we've been together for six months. | 我是迈克的女朋友 我们在一起六个月了 |
| 56 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 57 | I've been dating Mikey for six months. | 我和Mikey约会六个月了 |
| 58 | Oh no, I'm busted. | 哦,不,我失败了。 |
| 59 | Wait, so that means... | 等等,这意味着... |
| 60 | Mikey, have you been cheating on me? | 麦基,你有没有骗我? |
| 61 | No. | 没有 |
| 62 | At the same time you've been cheating on me? | 同时你一直在欺骗我? |
| 63 | Okay, guys, I can explain. | 好吧,伙计们,我可以解释。 |
| 64 | Oh my goodness. | 天呐 |
| 65 | Explain yourself now, you nasty man. | 解释一下,你这个下流的男人。 |
| 66 | I was about to. | 我本来想的 |
| 67 | Get to it. | 开始吧 |
| 68 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 69 | We don't have all day, cheater. | 我们没有一整天的时间,骗子。 |
| 70 | Okay, yes, yes. | 好吧,对,对。 |
| 71 | I was cheating on the both of you with each other. | 我欺骗了你们俩 |
| 72 | I was two-timing and I didn't think I'd get caught, but I did. | 我本来是两步走的,没想到自己会被抓到,但我做到了. |
| 73 | And now I'm really sorry and embarrassed by what I did. | 现在,我真的很抱歉 和尴尬我做了什么。 |
| 74 | You only feel horrible because you got caught. | 你只是因为被抓了才觉得很可怕 |
| 75 | You don't care about either of us. | 你不在乎我们两个 |
| 76 | Claire, don't hit me again. | 克莱尔,别再打我了 |
| 77 | Well, I just wanted to show you how heartbroken I am. | 我只是想告诉你我有多伤心 |
| 78 | How heartbroken we are, I'm sure. | 我肯定我们有多伤心 |
| 79 | I'm breaking up with you. | 与汝断绝. |
| 80 | Oh, damn it. | 该死 |
| 81 | I mean, yeah, though, that is the right response. | 我的意思是,是的,虽然, 这是正确的反应。 |
| 82 | You know, when you find out somebody's cheating on you, you break up with them. | 当你发现有人在欺骗你 你就和他们分手 |
| 83 | I deserve to be broken up with. | 我罪有应得. |
| 84 | And I totally understand if you want to break up with me right now. | 如果你现在想和我分手 我完全理解 |
| 85 | Right now? | 现在? |
| 86 | No, I'm not going to break up with you. | 不 我不会跟你分手的 |
| 87 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 88 | I'm not breaking up with you. | 我不会跟你分手的 |
| 89 | Well, he was cheating on us. | 他在欺骗我们 |
| 90 | I don't care. | 我无所谓 |
| 91 | You don't? | 是吗? |
| 92 | She doesn't care. | 她不关心。 |
| 93 | You don't care. | 你不关心。 |
| 94 | If you cheated on me, then that means that there was something that I wasn't doing for you. | 如果你欺骗我,那意味着 有件事我不是为你做的。 |
| 95 | No. | 没有 |
| 96 | Well, now that is a crazy take. | 好吧,现在这是一个疯狂的选择。 |
| 97 | Yeah, that's bananas. | 是啊,这是香蕉。 |
| 98 | Very unhealthy. | 非常不健康。 。 。 |
| 99 | It was nothing. | 没什么 |
| 100 | You were perfect. | 你简直完美无缺 |
| 101 | No, whatever it is, I want to do it. | 不,不管是什么,我想这样做。 |
| 102 | I'm willing to do it. | 我愿意这样做。 |
| 103 | I want to do it for you. | 我想为你做。 |
| 104 | I want to do it better for you and for us, for our future. | 我想为你和我们 为我们的未来做更好的事情 |
| 105 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 106 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 107 | That is... | 这是... |
| 108 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 109 | Okay, that... | 好吧,那个... |
| 110 | And that is... | 这是... |
| 111 | And I... | 还有... |
| 112 | I just want to... | 我只是想... ... 说说看... |
| 113 | I was cheating on you the entire time we were together. | 我们在一起期间 我一直在欺骗你 |
| 114 | I know. | 我知道,我记得 |
| 115 | And then you said that you feel horrible about it. | 然后你说,你感觉很糟糕。 |
| 116 | And that was an exaggeration because Claire was actually right. | 这太夸张了 因为克莱尔是对的 |
| 117 | I don't feel horrible about it. | 我不觉得可怕。 |
| 118 | I just feel bad that I got caught, so... | 我只是觉得不好 我被抓住,所以... |
| 119 | Mikey, honestly, if you can just promise never to see Claire again, | 迈克,说实话,如果你能保证不再见到克莱尔 |
| 120 | I think that we can move forward from this. | 我认为,我们可以继续前进。 |
| 121 | Well, I can't promise that, really. | 嗯,我不能保证,真的。 |
| 122 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 123 | Yeah, I can't. | 是的,我不能这样做。 |
| 124 | I love Claire and I love doing it with her | 我爱Claire,我喜欢和她一起做 |
| 125 | and all of the stuff that comes with that, | 和所有的东西 随之而来, |
| 126 | so I'm probably just going to keep cheating on you with her if we stay together, | 所以我可能要继续欺骗你 和她在一起, |
| 127 | so break up with me, you know? | 所以跟我分手,你知道吗? |
| 128 | Unless you want to get cheated on, | 除非你想被骗 |
| 129 | because that's what I'm going to do. | 因为我要这么做 |
| 130 | Fine. | 还好 |
| 131 | You can keep dating the both of us. | 你可以继续和我们约会 |
| 132 | How did we...? | 我们怎么... ? |
| 133 | Now, what the hell? | 现在,什么地狱? |
| 134 | What I feel like you're saying here is that you want to do a throuple, | 我觉得,你在这里说的是, 你想做一个三联赛, |
| 135 | and I'm open to it. | 我对此持开放态度。 |
| 136 | No, Miriam, that is not at all what I'm saying. | 不,米里亚姆,我不是这个意思。 |
| 137 | What I'm saying is... | 我想说的是... |
| 138 | What do you mean, throuple? | 你什么意思,节奏? |
| 139 | You mean like the three of us would... | 你是说我们三个会... |
| 140 | Miriam, true love is hard to walk away from, you know? | 米里亚姆,真爱是很难摆脱的,你知道吗? |
| 141 | Maybe you have a quick little chat. | 也许你可以好好聊聊 |
| 142 | What's up? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 143 | Just a quick little chat. | 随便聊聊 |
| 144 | I think we're getting there. | 我想我们已经到了 |
| 145 | We'll be right back. | 我们马上回来。 |
| 146 | Smart. | 聪明 |
| 147 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 148 | What's up? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 149 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 150 | What do you mean, what's up? | 你说什么,怎么了? |
| 151 | I mean, like, we're doing this, right? | 我的意思是,喜欢,我们正在这样做,对不对? |
| 152 | No. | 没有 |
| 153 | We're having a threesome? | 我们要三人组? |
| 154 | Mikey, no, no. | 迈克,不,不。 |
| 155 | We're not doing a threesome. | 我们不做一个三人组。 |
| 156 | Why? | 为什么? |
| 157 | We're not dating. | 我们没有约会。 |
| 158 | We're not together. | 我们不在一起。 |
| 159 | Do you remember that? | 你还记得吗? |
| 160 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 161 | So, it's not happening. | 所以,它没有发生。 |
| 162 | Just move on. | 继续前进 |
| 163 | Okay? | 好吗? |
| 164 | She's crazy. | 她疯了 |
| 165 | Obviously, she's crazy. | 显然,她疯了。 |
| 166 | I don't like to say that about women, but she is obviously crazy. | 我不喜欢说女人, 但她显然疯了。 |
| 167 | So, you just need to get in there, pull the plug. | 所以,你只需要进去,拉插头。 |
| 168 | Just wrap it up, please. | 请把它包起来 |
| 169 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 170 | Yeah, sure. | 当然 |
| 171 | Whatever. | 随便吧 |
| 172 | Whatever makes you happy. | 不管是什么让你高兴。 |
| 173 | Are you upset about the fucking threesome? | 你为他妈的三人组生气吗? |
| 174 | Obviously, Claire. | 显然,克莱尔。 |
| 175 | Obviously, I'm upset about the threesome. | 很明显,我对3P很不高兴 |
| 176 | Okay, move on, please. | 好吧,继续前进,请。 |
| 177 | Fine. | 还好 |
| 178 | Thank you for helping me. | 谢谢你帮我 |
| 179 | Okay, Miriam, I'm not going to do a throuple with you. | 好吧,米里亚姆,我不会做一个三联赛与你。 |
| 180 | Okay, so it's just you and me, then? | 好吧,所以它只是你和我,然后吗? |
| 181 | No. | 没有 |
| 182 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 183 | Miriam, I don't want to do a throuple with you. | 米里亚姆,我不想和你做一个累赘。 |
| 184 | I also don't want to do a couple with you. | 我也不想跟你做对夫妇 |
| 185 | I don't want to do a situationship with you. | 我不想跟你做情侣 |
| 186 | I don't want to be with you. | 我不想跟你在一起,别这样 |
| 187 | You don't mean that. | 你不是那个意思。 |
| 188 | No, but I do. | 不,但我会的。 |
| 189 | I do mean that, which is why I'm saying it. | 我是真心的 所以我才这么说的 |
| 190 | No. | 没有 |
| 191 | Yes, God, yes, we are. | 是的,上帝,是的,我们是。 |
| 192 | No. | 没有 |
| 193 | How do you not get it? | 你怎么没拿到? |
| 194 | We're done. | 我们结束了。 |
| 195 | You can love me again. | 你可以再次爱我。 |
| 196 | You don't... | 你不会... |
| 197 | I can't. | 我没办法 |
| 198 | I can't love again because I never loved you, Miriam, ever. | 我不能再次爱 因为我从来没有爱你,米里亚姆,从来没有。 |
| 199 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 200 | Never. | 从来没有。 |
| 201 | Not once. | 一次也没有 |
| 202 | Not for a single second did I ever love you. | 我从未爱你过 |
| 203 | Prove it. | 证明一下 |
| 204 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 205 | How? | 怎么会? |
| 206 | Kiss her. | 亲她 |
| 207 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 208 | If you don't love me and you've never loved me, then you can kiss another girl right in | 如果你不爱我,你从来没有爱我, 那么你可以吻另一个女孩 |
| 209 | front of me, and then I'll leave. | 在我面前,然后我离开。 |
| 210 | Well, I mean, if that's the only way, then I... | 好吧,我的意思是,如果这是唯一的方法, 然后我... |
| 211 | Come here. | 过来 |
| 212 | Ew. | 额 |
| 213 | No. | 没有 |
| 214 | No, no, no. | 不,不,没有。 |
| 215 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 216 | No. | 没有 |
| 217 | You are insane. | 你疯了 |
| 218 | You're a pussy. | 你是个娘们 |
| 219 | Just break up with her. | 跟她分手吧 跟她分手吧 |
| 220 | Let him break up with you and be done with it. | 让他与你分手,并结束这一切。 |
| 221 | And everyone move on. | 大家继续前进 |
| 222 | And it's done. | 且道已办. |
| 223 | 我... 我... 我有点... And I'm... | |
| 224 | And I'm going home. | 且归. |
| 225 | I don't even... | 我连... |
| 226 | и... | |
| 227 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 228 | Well, that didn't work. | 那没用的 |
| 229 | Yeah, I told you this plan was stupid. | 我告诉过你这个计划很愚蠢 |
| 230 | It's not... | 这不是... |
| 231 | We made it to the kiss. | 我们成功了 |
| 232 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 233 | I guess we did make it to the kiss. | 我想我们确实亲吻过了 |
| 234 | I almost kissed her. | 我差点吻了她 |
| 235 | Almost. | 差点 |
| 236 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 237 | Well, thanks for helping. | 谢谢你的帮助 |
| 238 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 239 | Of course. | 当然 |
| 240 | And that's what friends are for. | 这就是朋友的目的 |
| 241 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 242 | Nothing. | 没什么 |
| 243 | It's just, you know, the plan. | 这只是,你知道的,计划。 |
| 244 | Me and you acting like we were dating? | 我和你假装我们在约会? |
| 245 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 246 | Did that... | 这... |
| 247 | It felt kind of real, you know? | 感觉有点真实,你知道吗? |
| 248 | Like... | 喜欢... |
| 249 | Nope. | 没有 |
| 250 | No? | 是吗? |
| 251 | No. | 没有 |
| 252 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 253 | I'm kidding. | 我开玩笑的 |
| 254 | You're totally not kidding. | 你完全没有开玩笑。 |
| 255 | No, I wasn't kidding. | 不,我没有开玩笑。 |
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