我入住的是仅限成人入住的酒店……
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | This place behind me is an adult only hotel and you're probably asking yourself right now. | 我身后的这个地方是一间成人旅馆 你现在可能正在问自己 |
| 0:05 | What does that even mean? | 这是什么意思? |
| 0:06 | Well to be completely honest with you. | 老实说 |
| 0:09 | I have no idea which is why in this video | 我不知道为什么在录像里 |
| 0:11 | I'm gonna stay in these hotels to try and find out the real reason why kids are allowed and trust me some of the things | 我要留在这些酒店 试着找出为什么允许孩子们来 并且相信我一些事情 |
| 0:18 | We found were definitely out of the ordinary | 我们的发现绝对是不正常的 |
| 0:21 | Starting with the maverick royal hotel as soon as we walked in the place just had creepy vibes | 我们一走进皇家旅馆 就会有可怕的气氛 |
| 0:27 | But nonetheless, I went to try and get a room which costed a whopping | 不过,我还是去买个 花了不少钱的房间 |
| 0:32 | 959 dollars for some reason while I was checking in they kept on talking about how amazing room service was | 959美元,因为某种原因 当我在检查 他们不断谈论 多么惊人的客房服务 |
| 0:38 | Is this supposed to be like a nice hotel or something? | 这应该是像一个不错的旅馆什么的吗? |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | This place behind me is an adult only hotel and you're probably asking yourself right now. | 我身后的这个地方是一间成人旅馆 你现在可能正在问自己 |
| 2 | What does that even mean? | 这是什么意思? |
| 3 | Well to be completely honest with you. | 老实说 |
| 4 | I have no idea which is why in this video | 我不知道为什么在录像里 |
| 5 | I'm gonna stay in these hotels to try and find out the real reason why kids are allowed and trust me some of the things | 我要留在这些酒店 试着找出为什么允许孩子们来 并且相信我一些事情 |
| 6 | We found were definitely out of the ordinary | 我们的发现绝对是不正常的 |
| 7 | Starting with the maverick royal hotel as soon as we walked in the place just had creepy vibes | 我们一走进皇家旅馆 就会有可怕的气氛 |
| 8 | But nonetheless, I went to try and get a room which costed a whopping | 不过,我还是去买个 花了不少钱的房间 |
| 9 | 959 dollars for some reason while I was checking in they kept on talking about how amazing room service was | 959美元,因为某种原因 当我在检查 他们不断谈论 多么惊人的客房服务 |
| 10 | Is this supposed to be like a nice hotel or something? | 这应该是像一个不错的旅馆什么的吗? |
| 11 | I got you | 我扶着你 |
| 12 | They were oddly talking about room service a lot like it's like they want me to spend or something | 他们总是说客房服务 好像他们要我花什么 |
| 13 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 14 | It's kind of weird. | 有点奇怪 |
| 15 | But nonetheless, we explored the lobby which ended up kind of just being lame | 但是,我们探索了大堂 最终有点逊 |
| 16 | Everyone here is so old too. | 这里的人都这么老了 |
| 17 | Like just get a look at the people in there | 就像看看里面的人一样 |
| 18 | Everyone's super old. | 每个人都超老了 |
| 19 | The place is so old-fashioned looking. | 这地方太老套了 |
| 20 | Oh, do you know how to get to the rooms? | 你知道怎么去房间吗? |
| 21 | Am I going to the wrong spot? | 我是不是去错地方了? |
| 22 | Yeah, I got you. | 是的,我给你。 |
| 23 | The style of this place is so old | 这地方的风格太老了 |
| 24 | It looks like it was made in like the 1800s or something. | 看起来像是1800年代什么的 |
| 25 | I can just sense there's something going on with this place | 我只能感觉到这里出事了 |
| 26 | Their place is tiny | 他们的地方很小 |
| 27 | Who invited this guy? | 谁邀请这家伙来的? |
| 28 | Why does it actually look so sick we have to go that way bro, look at this | 为什么看起来很恶心,我们得往那边走,兄弟,看看这个 |
| 29 | I like their little chandeliers | 我喜欢他们的吊灯 |
| 30 | Don't break it | 别弄坏了 |
| 31 | That might cost you the entire video I know guys you guys know I don't make like any money | 这可能要花你所有的视频 我知道你们知道 我不赚钱 |
| 32 | We're literally flat broke guys. | 我们简直是一团糟 |
| 33 | If I break that chandelier it is over. | 如果我打破了吊灯,就结束了。 |
| 34 | But now it was time for the room reveal | 但是现在是时候让房间曝光了 |
| 35 | I just spent a thousand dollars on this hotel room. | 我刚刚花了一千美元在这个酒店房间。 |
| 36 | I just spent a thousand. | 我花了一千块 |
| 37 | Why is it so expensive? | 为什么这么贵? |
| 38 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 39 | I guess the room service must be really good | 我想客房服务一定很好 |
| 40 | Bro, did we just get scammed? | 兄弟,我们是不是被骗了? |
| 41 | There's no way this is a thousand dollars. | 这不可能是一千块 |
| 42 | I literally just paid a thousand dollars. | 我只是付了一千块 |
| 43 | I can show you guys the receipt | 我可以给你们看收据 |
| 44 | Bro, this place looks- I mean, let's check this view. | 兄弟,这里看起来... 我们看看这里 |
| 45 | Maybe we didn't get it completely scammed | 也许我们没有得到它 完全骗 |
| 46 | Yeah, maybe the view's sick. | 是啊,也许风景很糟。 |
| 47 | Not even bro. | 甚至没有兄弟。 |
| 48 | The view sucks. | 风景糟透了 |
| 49 | It's a parking lot | 是个停车场 |
| 50 | But even though the room didn't live up to the price tag we still had more to explore | 但尽管房间没有达到价格标准 我们还有更多的探索 |
| 51 | But first we had to see other people's thoughts | 但首先我们要看到别人的想法 |
| 52 | Okay | 还好 |
| 53 | But now it's time to read some of the reviews here and once again | 但是现在是时候在这里看一些评论了 并且再一次 |
| 54 | They're pretty bad better options in the area rooms are worn carpet look dirty bathroom was dirty and bathtub had scratches in it | 更糟糕的选择是 区房里穿地毯 看起来脏兮兮的洗手间很脏 浴缸里还有抓痕 |
| 55 | And they didn't drain it. | 他们没有耗尽它。 |
| 56 | There was no hand soap in the room | 房间里没有手肥皂 |
| 57 | I sent a message to front desk in the app and they never responded to it | 我给应用程序前台发了条信息 他们从不回应 |
| 58 | They charged me $40 per night for parking in an uncovered parking lot | 他们每晚收我40美元 在一个没发现的停车场停车 |
| 59 | And no reason to stay here when there are three | 没有理由呆在这里 当有三个 |
| 60 | Marriott properties on the same street and this place is really expensive too | 同一条街的万豪房产 这地方也太贵了 |
| 61 | But next review is from Jordan K meh hotel kind of mid. | 但接下来的回顾来自约旦 Kmeh酒店 有点中。 |
| 62 | He's on my kind of wavelength | 他在我的波长上 |
| 63 | That's exactly what I thought coming in here | 这正是我想来的 |
| 64 | But now we have Scott D and he says clean bed dirty balcony coffee and room was bad | 但是现在我们有了Scott D 他说干净的床 脏的阳台咖啡和房间很糟 |
| 65 | But coffee downstairs was good flashing light on the AC was annoying, but Luna service was absolutely great | 但楼下咖啡在空调上闪光很爽 但月光服务绝对很棒 |
| 66 | So I guess they have someone here called Luna good service | 所以我猜他们这儿有个叫月亮的人 |
| 67 | I mean, that's the three-star review not horrible | 我的意思是,这是三星评论 不是可怕的 |
| 68 | But now let's go and verify some of those claims for ourselves starting with the bed itself. | 但现在让我们去核实一些 自我的说法 从床本身开始。 |
| 69 | We're gonna do a bed check | 我们要检查床位 |
| 70 | Comfortable it's definitely comfortable. | 舒服,绝对舒服 |
| 71 | Mm-hmm. | 对 |
| 72 | I could get used to this. | 我可以习惯的 |
| 73 | Yeah, I'm getting all the right angles here | 是啊,我得到了所有正确的角度在这里 |
| 74 | Ah, this is nice, but you gotta look into it. | 啊,这是很好的, 但你必须研究它。 |
| 75 | It's a lot of pillows passes the pillow check for sure | 很多枕头都通过枕头检查了 |
| 76 | Yeah, I mean everything from the looks of it looks pretty good | 是啊,我的意思是,从外表看,一切看起来都不错 |
| 77 | As you can see here they have a table they have a chair I found this interesting you've never seen this in a hotel | 正如你所见,他们有一张桌子,他们有一张椅子 我发现这个很有趣,你从未在酒店见过这个 |
| 78 | Is this like a kitchen? | 这像厨房吗? |
| 79 | What is this supposed to be? | 这是什么? |
| 80 | Yeah, it's pretty cool | 是啊,这很酷 |
| 81 | And now it's time to check the bathroom because we did see a review saying the bathroom was absolutely filthy from the looks of it | 现在该去检查一下厕所了 因为我们确实看到一篇评论 说浴室从外表上看是绝对脏的 |
| 82 | Right now. | 现在 |
| 83 | This place is pretty solid. | 这地方很坚固 |
| 84 | Look towels | 看毛巾,看毛巾,看毛巾 |
| 85 | Clean shower looks really nice place looks really nice. | 干净的淋浴看起来真的很好的地方 真的很好。 |
| 86 | But just when we thought everything was normal things took a turn | 但当我们觉得一切正常的时候 事情就转了 |
| 87 | You stay in this? | 你留在这? |
| 88 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 89 | There's a paper that says room service room service private collection, Valentina, Sapphire, Luna, Diamante | 有一篇论文说客房服务 私人收藏,瓦伦蒂娜,蓝宝石,露娜,迪亚曼特 |
| 90 | Yo, are these like food items or something? | 喂,这些像食物之类的吗? |
| 91 | I mean, I sure think so. | 我的意思是,我肯定这样想。 |
| 92 | Yeah, right | 没错 |
| 93 | I mean, those are weird names for food items, but maybe like Jasmine tea jazz | 我的意思是,这些奇怪的名字 对于食品, 但也许像茉莉茶爵士 |
| 94 | Maybe so it's dial on hotel phone. | 或许是酒店电话拨的 |
| 95 | They were pressing us a lot in room service, but | 他们经常在客房服务中逼我们,但是... |
| 96 | Why are you sniffing there? | 你为什么在那里嗅? |
| 97 | They give you slippers. | 他们给你拖鞋。 |
| 98 | Should we do a slipper test and take my shoes off? | 我们要不要做个拖鞋测试 把我的鞋脱了? |
| 99 | Yeah, there's a map on those | 对,上面有张地图 |
| 100 | They barely fit you know what just cuz of that they're getting a one-star review by me | 他们几乎不合适 你知道什么 只是因为 他们得到一个一星评论 我 |
| 101 | What they should make one size fits all but you know what they say about big feet | 他们应该做一个尺寸,但你知道他们怎么说大脚 |
| 102 | Big feet big socks. | 大脚大袜子。 |
| 103 | Yeah big socks for the feet | 是啊,大袜子的脚 |
| 104 | But we get rid of those | 但是我们摆脱了这些 |
| 105 | They will I will say they're very nice for giving you some cheese it some skinny pops of are we serious? | 他们会说,他们非常好 给你一些奶酪 它一些瘦的流行 我们是认真的吗? |
| 106 | They charge ten dollars for some M&Ms. | 他们收取10美元 一些并购。 |
| 107 | That's ridiculous. | 这太荒谬了 |
| 108 | That's how they get you because you think that these are free | 这就是他们如何得到你 因为你认为这些是免费的 |
| 109 | You start munching on I'm like a little chipmunk and then they charge you like a hundred dollars. | 你让我像一个小花栗鼠 然后他们要你一百块 |
| 110 | What are these? | 这是什么? |
| 111 | Cheese, it should not be four dollars. | 芝士,不应该是四块钱。 |
| 112 | This is four dollars guys | 这是四块钱的家伙 |
| 113 | That is pretty big at this point. | 这一点是相当大的。 |
| 114 | The room was fully investigated | 房间被彻底调查 |
| 115 | So I went ahead and started testing out that weird room service paper. | 所以我开始测试 奇怪的客房服务文件。 |
| 116 | We found earlier | 我们之前找到的 |
| 117 | I so I read through all the names. | 所以我读了所有的名字。 |
| 118 | I think Bella is the one just because it's a small dial | 我想贝拉就是那个 只是因为一个小拨号 |
| 119 | So we're gonna do number 55 on the thing | 所以我们要拍55号 |
| 120 | I know the review said Luna, but we're gonna try something else here. | 我知道评论说露娜, 但我们会尝试其他的。 |
| 121 | Just why not? | 为什么不呢? |
| 122 | This is the phone to the hotel. | 这是酒店的电话 |
| 123 | This thing was kind of creepy | 这东西有点恐怖 |
| 124 | hashtag | 标签 |
| 125 | 55 | 第 55 条 |
| 126 | Is anyone saying something | 有人在说什么吗? |
| 127 | Hello it picked up like I can hear someone picked it up. | 你好,它捡起来 好像有人捡到似的 |
| 128 | So I don't know what's happening. | 所以我不知道发生了什么。 |
| 129 | Hello Bella. | 你好,贝拉。 |
| 130 | Is there a Bella? | 有贝拉吗? |
| 131 | That's weird | 这很奇怪 |
| 132 | After making the call we were super confused since it seemed like no one really answered us | 在打完电话后,我们感到很困惑 因为似乎没人真正应答我们 |
| 133 | See they have this normal room service and then they have this evil room service | 看到他们有这种正常的客房服务 然后他们有这种邪恶的客房服务 |
| 134 | Can't be that weird. | 不会那么奇怪吧? |
| 135 | So we continued searching through the cabinets looking for more stuff | 所以我们继续搜索 内阁寻找更多的东西 |
| 136 | But little did we know someone did pick up that phone and was already on the way to us | 但是我们不知道有人拿起那部电话 已经在去我们的路上了 |
| 137 | We can honestly investigate the rest of the cupboards since there's something weird in that one | 我们可以去调查其他的柜子 因为那个柜子里有些怪事 |
| 138 | Pro did you call someone you do? | Pro 你给别人打电话了吗? |
| 139 | Hello | 哈罗 |
| 140 | Yeah, it's like is it supposed to be like food | 是啊,这就像它应该是 像食物 |
| 141 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 142 | You can't there's no cameras you can't oh, what do you mean? | 你不能没有摄像头 你不能,你是什么意思? |
| 143 | Oh, what do you mean film this? | 哦,你是什么意思 电影这个? |
| 144 | Dude | 伙计 |
| 145 | You'll lock the door bro. | 你会锁上门的,兄弟。 |
| 146 | No, I'm actually I'm actually a bit weirded out because | 不,我其实有点怪怪的,因为 |
| 147 | But what was that? | 但这是什么? |
| 148 | Honestly that that's just completely thrown me off for the entire thing. | 老实说,那只是 完全抛弃了我整个事情。 |
| 149 | I don't know what that note card is | 我不知道那张纸卡是什么 |
| 150 | I don't know who that was that pulled up. | 我不知道是谁拉的。 |
| 151 | I don't know why she was acting so weird | 我不知道她为什么这么奇怪 |
| 152 | Yeah, cuz even normal room service if they're gonna give you food or something or like help you with something | 是啊,因为即使是正常的客房服务 如果他们要给你食物或东西 或者喜欢帮助你的东西 |
| 153 | They're not they're gonna be like, oh like could you not record? | 他们不会是,哦... ... |
| 154 | She started running like she literally started like walking out | 她开始跑 就像她开始走出去一样 |
| 155 | She was like, no, no, no, we're not doing this and then she started walking. | 她喜欢,不,不,不,不,我们不这样做 然后她开始走。 |
| 156 | Is that kind of weird? | 奇怪吗? |
| 157 | I don't know, but I think we should just go ahead and see what else is going on in this hotel | 我不知道,不过我想我们该先看看这酒店里还有什么 |
| 158 | All right, so we just got out of the room. | 好吧,所以我们刚刚走出房间。 |
| 159 | We're back in the hallways. | 我们回到走廊了 |
| 160 | Everything looks pretty cool. | 一切都看起来很酷。 |
| 161 | This is actually really cool | 这真的很酷 |
| 162 | This little telephone I don't know what it is, but everything here has like a little creepy violet | 这小电话我不知道是什么 但这里的每件东西都像紫罗兰 |
| 163 | What even is that painting like what is the point of putting this in here? | 那幅画有什么意义? |
| 164 | What is this supposed to be? | 这是什么? |
| 165 | Uh-huh. | 对 |
| 166 | I think it's like the United States | 我觉得这就像美国 |
| 167 | What is this I have no idea what that noise is | 这算什么 我不知道那声音是什么 |
| 168 | Look, I'm looking at the floors. | 你看,我看着地板。 |
| 169 | There's one called B, but it doesn't work | 有个叫B的,但没用 |
| 170 | So we're just gonna go back to the lobby check out honestly after that | 所以,我们只是要去 回到大厅 诚实地检查出来之后 |
| 171 | I kind of want to leave but we're just gonna real quick sweep the lobby. | 我有点想离开 但我们要快速扫荡大厅 |
| 172 | See what's going on | 看情况 |
| 173 | I will say it looked quite medieval, medieval, quite old. | 我会说它看起来相当中世纪, 中世纪,相当古老。 |
| 174 | That's a big word for someone like you | 对像你这样的人来说,这词真大 |
| 175 | What did you just say to me? | 你说什么? |
| 176 | Let's lock it guys | 让我们锁上它,伙计们 |
| 177 | As you can see pretty much only adult this place is just it's kind of giving me the creeps | 正如你所看到的 只有成年人 这个地方只是让我毛骨悚然 |
| 178 | I think we just leave especially after what happened over there. | 我想我们只是离开 特别是在那里发生的事情。 |
| 179 | Oh my god, honestly | 哦,我的上帝,说实话 |
| 180 | I think that was for the best the Maverick hotel the Maverick Royale hotel is definitely a little questionable | 我想这是最好的 马华酒店 马华酒店肯定有点问题 |
| 181 | I mean you saw what happened. | 我的意思是,你看到了发生了什么。 |
| 182 | I think it's just so strange and it just bugs me out a little bit | 我觉得这太奇怪了 让我有点烦恼 |
| 183 | I'm not sleeping. | 我没有睡觉。 |
| 184 | I'm definitely not sleeping here. | 我绝对不睡在这里。 |
| 185 | We're not staying the night | 我们不会留下来过夜的 |
| 186 | I think we're lucky to make it out of there. | 我觉得我们很幸运能逃出来 |
| 187 | No seriously that place is boof. | 不是说真的,那地方不好 |
| 188 | Anyways on to the next adult only hotel | 总之到下一个成人酒店 |
| 189 | Okay, so we've officially made it to our second adult only hotel | 好了,我们正式到达了第二个成人旅馆 |
| 190 | And this one's a little special because it's also got a literal casino in it | 这个有点特别,因为里面还有赌场 |
| 191 | So who knows maybe we get in here and we also end up rich at the same time | 所以,谁知道也许我们在这里 和我们最终同时富有 |
| 192 | But now it's time to go in and we're first gonna try and get a room | 但是现在是时候进去了 我们先去找个房间 |
| 193 | We walked in and immediately checked in and made our way to our hotel room | 我们走进来,立即进房,走进酒店房间 |
| 194 | Alright, so we just walked in here | 好,我们刚走进来 |
| 195 | You can already smell the smoke, but let's just first get to our room | 你已经闻到烟味了 但先回房间 |
| 196 | Alright, so we're at the elevators now making it to our room. | 好吧,所以我们是在电梯 现在它到我们的房间。 |
| 197 | I hope it's actually super nice, but off the bat | 我希望这真的很棒,但不要拍了 |
| 198 | I mean look at how insane this room looks for the elevator. | 我的意思是,看看这房间是多么疯狂的电梯。 |
| 199 | This is definitely like a five-star hotel | 这绝对像五星级酒店 |
| 200 | This is super nice. | 这是超级好。 |
| 201 | Are they gonna let us up or what's going on here? | 他们要让我们起来吗? |
| 202 | You know first creepy thing of all of it is that you can see it goes 2 3 4 6 7 8 | 你知道第一件令人毛骨悚然的事情是 你能看见它去 2 3 4 6 7 8 |
| 203 | But it skips it goes from 12 to 14. | 但它跳过它从12到14。 |
| 204 | They're skipping 13. | 他们跳过13。 |
| 205 | It's a little shady | 有点模糊 |
| 206 | I don't know 13 is like a scary number. | 我不知道13就像一个可怕的数字。 |
| 207 | So luckily we're on 17. | 幸运的是,我们在17。 |
| 208 | It's definitely the first weird thing. | 这绝对是第一件奇怪的事情。 |
| 209 | I've noticed here | 我注意到这里了 |
| 210 | We are room 17 | 我们是17号房 |
| 211 | 358 so if any of you guys end up staying in this room one day | 358,所以,如果你们谁 最终在这个房间有一天 |
| 212 | Just know I left my mark there and you probably don't want to use those sheets | 你可能不想用这些床单 |
| 213 | You're going the wrong direction. | 你走错方向了 |
| 214 | Oh, whoops. | 哦,呜呼。 |
| 215 | He was real focused on leaving his mark. | 他真正专注于离开他的标记。 |
| 216 | We're right there. | 我们在那里。 |
| 217 | This is our room | 这是我们的房间 |
| 218 | Kind of smells a little funky, but this place is nice. | 闻起来有点怪怪的 但这地方不错 |
| 219 | How do we turn the lights on do the lights just not | 我们怎么开灯 灯不开 |
| 220 | Are you seeing this guy? | 你看见这家伙了吗? |
| 221 | I might not believe in lights. | 我可能不相信灯光 |
| 222 | I mean, I don't see any on the ceiling | 我的意思是,我没有看到任何在天花板上 |
| 223 | What the heck? | 什么鬼东西? |
| 224 | Why are there no lights inside of this place? | 为什么这里没有灯? |
| 225 | I guess we have big windows | 我想我们有大窗户 |
| 226 | Yo, this view's tough | 哟,这景色真难看 |
| 227 | Yeah, you can see the the parking lot in the highway and you can see the pool | 是啊,你可以看到停车场 在高速公路,你可以看到游泳池 |
| 228 | Oh, we got we gotta check out that pool. | 哦,我们得检查一下泳池。 |
| 229 | Yeah, that pool is super sick. | 是啊,游泳池是超级病。 |
| 230 | We gotta go to that other part of the hotel | 我们得去酒店的另一部分 |
| 231 | Dude, this place is honestly massive | 老兄,这地方真大 |
| 232 | But before we officially investigate this room and this entire huge resort | 但是在我们正式调查这个房间和整个度假村之前 |
| 233 | I'm gonna read some of the reviews here to see if this place is actually that shady starting with Tiffany M | 我要读一些评论 看看这地方是不是 蒂芙尼·M开始的阴险之处 |
| 234 | Who said I brought my 83 year old mother here for her birthday and she broke her hips | 谁说我带我83岁的妈妈来过生日 她的臀部断了 |
| 235 | It's on the tile floor and went down and no casino employee at the casino wanted to help | 它在瓷砖地板上 倒下了 赌场没有赌场员工想帮忙 |
| 236 | They stood there and watched her wrenching in pain one knee holding onto the chair | 他们站在那里看着她痛苦地扭动 单膝跪在椅子上 |
| 237 | They said they couldn't touch her for liability reasons | 他们说因为责任原因不能碰她 |
| 238 | So I had to grab the wheelchair and pick her up and put her on it later | 所以,我不得不抓住轮椅 并接她 并让她在以后 |
| 239 | The hotel came back and grabbed the wheelchair again saying it was the hotel's property and left my poor mother helpless | 酒店回来又抓住轮椅 说这是酒店的地产 让我可怜的妈妈束手无策 |
| 240 | That is quite sad. | 这是相当可悲的。 |
| 241 | But why is your mother that crippled and still at a casino resort? | 为什么你妈妈会残废 还在赌场度假? |
| 242 | Who am I kidding? | 我开玩笑的是谁? |
| 243 | I would have done the same thing now another one-star review from Kevin G | 我也会做同样的事情 现在又一个一星评论 从凯文G |
| 244 | 25 people in line to check in one employee working the desk move two steps in 15 minutes that didn't happen for us | 25人排队检查一个在办公桌工作的员工 15分钟内动了两步 这对我们来说没有发生 |
| 245 | Cuz we just checked in and it was a breeze | 因为我们刚报到,只是微风 |
| 246 | So this guy's doing something wrong | 这家伙做错了什么 |
| 247 | But then we have Angel E who said the smoke problem in this place is beyond bad like walking through tear gas | 但后来有天使E说这里的烟雾问题 远不止像走过催泪瓦斯 |
| 248 | My eyes were burning and I was sweating could not catch my breath | 我的眼睛在燃烧,我流汗 无法呼吸 |
| 249 | Never again | 再也不会了 |
| 250 | The food and service is total crap bored bartender and high-limit would not leave me in peace stood in front of my machine | 食物和服务都是无聊的酒保 高限不会让我平静地站在机器前 |
| 251 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}她嘴里塞了半个小时 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}看来这里的员工都煮熟了 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}烟味真香 | |
| 252 | So he's right on that but I think the smoke tastes good | 所以他说的没错 但我觉得烟味不错 |
| 253 | Yeah, there's something wrong with you | 是啊,你有点不对劲 |
| 254 | But let's go and investigate this place and see if it's actually as bad as some of these people are saying it is | 但让我们去调查这个地方 看看这是否真的和这些人说的一样糟糕 |
| 255 | I so before we do anything though | 在做任何事情之前,我就是这样 |
| 256 | First we got to do a sheet check. | 首先我们得检查一下床单 |
| 257 | So we're gonna look at the sheets. | 所以我们要看看床单 |
| 258 | I have a little flashlight here | 我这里有个小手电筒 |
| 259 | just kind of point stuff out and | 只是有点尖锐的东西出来和 |
| 260 | honestly | 说实话 |
| 261 | Definitely one of the cleanest sheets I've seen | 肯定是我见过的最干净的床单之一 |
| 262 | Yeah off the bat not really seeing anything too crazy here | 是啊,从球棒上看 没有什么太疯狂 |
| 263 | Alright, so then what makes this hotel adult only? | 好吧,那为什么这酒店只有成年人? |
| 264 | Well, that's what we're trying to figure out dummy, but | 这就是我们想找出的假人,但是... |
| 265 | Smells fine. | 气味细细. |
| 266 | Definitely a little shady how clean it is | 肯定有点阴暗 多么干净 |
| 267 | But what is shady is the fact that this place actually doesn't have working lights like we actually went everywhere | 但这是阴暗的事实 这个地方实际上没有工作灯 就像我们真的去了任何地方 |
| 268 | They took the bathroom too, bro. | 他们也把浴室,兄弟。 |
| 269 | Yeah, let's check the bathroom lights | 是啊,让我们检查一下浴室的灯光 |
| 270 | Nothing | 没什么 |
| 271 | every single button just | 每个按钮都只是 |
| 272 | Nothing like like look even these switches messing with them | 没有什么比这更像这些开关 |
| 273 | Absolutely nothing turns these lights on so we're basically in a pitch-black room except for that | 绝对没有东西打开这些灯 所以我们基本上在一个漆黑的房间 除了那个 |
| 274 | Except for these blinds so we're gonna have to keep these open but there is one last thing that I thought was weird not | 除了这些百叶窗 所以我们得把窗帘打开 但还有一件事我觉得很奇怪 不是 |
| 275 | There's nothing behind the TV. | 电视后面什么都没有 |
| 276 | Look at this guys. | 看看这些家伙。 |
| 277 | There's a secret door | 有个秘密门 |
| 278 | This one opens but this one no matter what we do | 这个开着,但不管我们做什么 |
| 279 | Yep, but this door is shut | 是的,但这个门是关闭的 |
| 280 | And I think there might be someone in there. | 我觉得里面可能有人 |
| 281 | So we should probably mind our business. | 所以我们应该管好我们的事 |
| 282 | But yeah secret room shady | 但是,是的,密室隐藏 |
| 283 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 284 | Think you're tripping. | 以为绊倒. |
| 285 | No | 没有 |
| 286 | There's a bunch to explore here allegedly they have bowling a spa a pool and the best part | 这里有一大群人要探险 据称他们在打保龄球 游泳池和最好的部分 |
| 287 | Off the bat what you'll notice is that the flooring pattern and the way the lights are set up and everything | 拍下来你会注意到的是 地板图案 灯光的布置和一切 |
| 288 | It's like supposed to make you feel like | 就像应该让你觉得 |
| 289 | Confused or like I just want to gamble | 迷惑或好像我只想赌博 |
| 290 | Yeah, it's supposed to make you feel like you want to like lose all your money here | 是啊,它应该让你觉得 你想失去所有的钱在这里 |
| 291 | Which is what we're definitely not gonna do | 这正是我们绝对不会做的 |
| 292 | But unfortunately that did not happen because over the next 30 minutes. | 但不幸的是,这并没有发生,因为在今后30分钟里。 |
| 293 | I pretty much lost every single game and uh | 每场比赛我都输了 |
| 294 | Let's just say it did not work as planned at all | 这么说吧 完全没有按计划进行 |
| 295 | Do I look crazy? | 我看起来疯了吗? |
| 296 | Yeah | 对 |
| 297 | Bro, christian says sleep is optional bro. | 哥,克里斯蒂安说睡觉是可选的 |
| 298 | What in the world does that mean for these guys? | 这对这些人意味着什么? |
| 299 | Watch you so addicted that you literally don't even sleep | 看着你如此上瘾 以至于你连睡都不睡 |
| 300 | Oh, you love cranking it don't you | 哦,你喜欢曲棍球,不是吗? |
| 301 | And he just won I wouldn't say I won but i'll cash out on all | 他刚刚赢了,我不会说我赢了 但我会兑现所有 |
| 302 | But after depleting my life savings it was time to test out every single attraction | 但是在耗尽我一生的积蓄之后 是时候去测试每一个吸引力 |
| 303 | This place had to offer since they have dozens of awesome attractions. | 这个地方不得不提供 因为他们有几十个令人惊叹的吸引力。 |
| 304 | But first we were hitting a starbucks break | 但首先我们撞到星巴克 |
| 305 | No way, they literally have a starbucks in here. | 不可能,他们真的有 星巴克在这里。 |
| 306 | They want you drinking coffee so that you're all energized to keep losing | 他们要你喝咖啡 这样你们才能继续输下去 |
| 307 | Could I get an iced chai with white mocha coleslaw? | 我能来杯冰茶吗? |
| 308 | I'm not gonna lie the starbucks at this casino resort | 我不会在赌场度假村骗星巴克的 |
| 309 | Whatever hotel adult only hotel actually fire. | 无论酒店成人,只有酒店才是真正的火灾 |
| 310 | It's really good | 真的不错 |
| 311 | And as I drink my drink, I already knew we had to make our way to the pool | 当我喝我的饮料时,我已经知道我们得去游泳池 |
| 312 | I want to figure out where this pool is. | 我想弄清楚这游泳池在哪 |
| 313 | I think it's only here | 我觉得就在这里 |
| 314 | But as you can see adults it literally says adults only 21 plus is the oasis the pool. | 但正如你可以看到成年人, 它字面上说成年人只有21加 是绿洲池。 |
| 315 | I think so | 我想是这样 |
| 316 | Yeah, because i'm i'm looking at the map as you can see the pool's right there and it's closed | 是啊,因为我看着地图,你可以看到游泳池就在那里,它关闭了 |
| 317 | It's kind of weird and this corridor looks so creepy | 有点奇怪 走廊看起来很恐怖 |
| 318 | Something going on, but I wasn't letting a closed pool stop me. | 出事了 但我没让一个封闭的游泳池阻止我 |
| 319 | I knew I was on the way to discovering | 我知道我正要去发现 |
| 320 | What else this adult only place was hiding the longer I stay here the more I realize I might want to live here a bunch | 否则这个成年人唯一的地方就是躲藏 我呆在这里的时间越长 我就越意识到我可能想住在这里 |
| 321 | of restaurants a movie theater all the way over there and uh bowling | 餐厅 电影院 一路在那里 和呃保龄球 |
| 322 | Name one hotel you've ever seen that has all of those in one spot and the casino | 你见过的一家酒店 在一个地方和赌场里 |
| 323 | Let's not forget about that, but it gets cooler because they even have an arcade down there the heck | 我们不要忘记这一点,但是它变得更酷 因为他们甚至有一个街机 那里地狱 |
| 324 | I think I think we gotta go we gotta pick one and i'm picking bowling | и稱и眔ǐ и璶匡 礛и璶匡 bowl |
| 325 | All right, so I just spent like 30 bucks to come here and bowl | 好,我花了30块来打碗 |
| 326 | We're gonna see if it's worth it at this hotel because I mean | 我们要看看这酒店值不值得,因为... |
| 327 | Don't lie. | 别撒谎 |
| 328 | You've never seen a hotel with this. | 你从来没有见过酒店 用这个。 |
| 329 | This is ridiculous. | 这太荒谬了 |
| 330 | I don't know if you guys know | 我不知道你们是否知道 |
| 331 | I've never bowled in my life, but we're gonna see how it works | 我从来没有打过保龄球, 但我们会看看它是如何工作的 |
| 332 | So | 这么说 |
| 333 | Wow you suck i'm | 哇,你烂我 |
| 334 | That was an absolute cinema | 那是绝对的电影 |
| 335 | Wow, am I really bad at this? | 哇,我真的不擅长这个吗? |
| 336 | That was embarrassing here. | 这儿很尴尬 |
| 337 | Try again. | 再试一次 |
| 338 | You got another one. | 你还有另一个 |
| 339 | It's true | 没错 |
| 340 | They do give you a good two turns for a reason | 他们确实给你一个很好的两个转弯是有原因的 |
| 341 | Oh, oh | 瓳 瓳 |
| 342 | Bro, what are we tying? | 兄弟,我们绑什么? |
| 343 | That was supposed to that was right down the middle. | 本来应该是中间的 |
| 344 | I don't think this whole bowling thing's for me | 我不觉得这整个保龄球是给我的 |
| 345 | I lock in chief | 我锁定了总管 |
| 346 | Holy | 圣灵 |
| 347 | I literally was getting like 140s the other day. | 那天我大概有140多岁了 |
| 348 | You said you never bowled before | 你说你从没打过保龄球 |
| 349 | Shut up | 闭嘴 |
| 350 | Yeah, that's not gonna that's that's not gonna cut it unfortunately not at all now | 是啊,这不是要去 这是不会削减它 不幸的现在没有 |
| 351 | Although bowling didn't really go my way. | 虽然保龄球并没有真正走我的方式。 |
| 352 | There was no way I could mess up getting a nice massage at their spa | 我不可能搞砸 在他们的温泉按摩 |
| 353 | Let's see what kind of packages they got for us | 看看他们给我们带了什么包裹 |
| 354 | Oh, this is the spa as soon as I walked in we were met by a lady that was showing us different massage packages | 哦,这是温泉,当我走进来的时候, 我们遇到了一个女士, 给我们展示不同的按摩包 |
| 355 | The prices in here just the base we do have a 20 resort fee that's added on top | 这里的价格只是我们的底价 有20个度假胜地费 上面加了 |
| 356 | So then we do everything from massages to facials and we have a full service salon | 然后我们从按摩到面部 做所有的事情 我们有一个完整的服务沙龙 |
| 357 | So many headings waxing threadings. | 这么多标题 蜡线。 |
| 358 | All right, cool. | 好吧,冷静。 |
| 359 | Um, would y'all like a tour of the place? | 你们想参观一下这里吗? |
| 360 | Yeah, we'll take a tour and they even sent someone to give us a full tour of the facility | 是啊,我们会去参观 他们甚至派人 给我们一个完整的参观设施 |
| 361 | But while we were on the tour | 但是当我们巡演的时候 |
| 362 | I kept telling him that I didn't really care about the gym or any of the amenities and that I just wanted a good massage | 我一直告诉他我不在乎健身房或任何福利设施 我只是想好好按摩一下 |
| 363 | And that's when he told me something. | 这时他告诉我一些事情。 |
| 364 | I didn't expect | 我没想到 |
| 365 | That's when he told me he knew what I was looking for and sent me to one of their secret rooms where they allegedly give | 这时他告诉我他知道我在找什么 把我送到他们的一个秘密房间 |
| 366 | The most special and best massages as soon as I walked in the lady took me into a room all by myself | 我一走进这女人的房间里 就把我一个人带到一个房间 |
| 367 | And had me pay $50 for a 10-minute massage, which was absolutely insane | 让我付50美元做十分钟的按摩 这绝对是疯了 |
| 368 | But when I say it was worth it, it was worth it | 但当我说值得的时候,也值得 |
| 369 | Obviously, I wasn't able to record everything that happened, but let's just say they went above and beyond | 显然,我无法记录 发生的一切, 但让我们只是说,他们走了 越远 |
| 370 | All right, boys. | 好吧,孩子们。 |
| 371 | Well, we just got back from the massage | 我们刚按摩回来 |
| 372 | I'm definitely coming back here that I mean that massage was good for all the right reasons | 我一定会回来的,我的意思是,按摩是好的 出于所有正确的理由 |
| 373 | But now we're in bed and I guess this pretty much sums all of it up | 但是现在我们上床了 我想这些都算好了 |
| 374 | That's actually really comfortable here this I mean after what just happened. | 这真的很舒服,我是指刚刚发生的事之后 |
| 375 | This was the greatest hotel I've ever been to | 这是我去过的最好的酒店 |
| 376 | make sure you subscribe and watch both these videos so that maybe one day you can experience what I just experienced because | 确保你订阅和观看这两段视频 这样也许有一天你可以体验一下我刚刚经历的 |
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