我用一个假怪物骗过了我的城市
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | This is a video that my neighbor just posted | 这是我邻居刚张贴的视频 |
| 0:02 | of what he thinks is a monster. | 他以为是怪物 |
| 0:05 | And here's another and another and another. | 这是另一个和另一个 |
| 0:09 | See, my entire city has been desperately trying | 你看,我整个城市都在拼命努力 |
| 0:12 | to find out who or what this terrifying thing is. | 找出这可怕的东西是谁或是什么 |
| 0:16 | But what they don't know is, it's me. | 但他们不知道的是我 |
| 0:18 | This all started because I have beef with my city. | 这都是因为我和我的城市有关系 |
| 0:21 | Every time I turn on the local news, I see this. | 每次我打开本地新闻,我都会看到这个。 |
| 0:25 | Newport Beach will be cracking down on spring breakers. | 纽波特海滩将会在春节间断机上破裂. |
| 0:27 | It's getting too rowdy in Newport Beach | 纽波特海滩太乱了 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | This is a video that my neighbor just posted | 这是我邻居刚张贴的视频 |
| 2 | of what he thinks is a monster. | 他以为是怪物 |
| 3 | And here's another and another and another. | 这是另一个和另一个 |
| 4 | See, my entire city has been desperately trying | 你看,我整个城市都在拼命努力 |
| 5 | to find out who or what this terrifying thing is. | 找出这可怕的东西是谁或是什么 |
| 6 | But what they don't know is, it's me. | 但他们不知道的是我 |
| 7 | This all started because I have beef with my city. | 这都是因为我和我的城市有关系 |
| 8 | Every time I turn on the local news, I see this. | 每次我打开本地新闻,我都会看到这个。 |
| 9 | Newport Beach will be cracking down on spring breakers. | 纽波特海滩将会在春节间断机上破裂. |
| 10 | It's getting too rowdy in Newport Beach | 纽波特海滩太乱了 |
| 11 | according to some residents. | 根据一些居民的说法。 |
| 12 | Right, now they wanna see more cops | 现在他们想见更多的警察 |
| 13 | and increase fines for loud parties and public drinking. | 并加重对狂欢和公开饮酒的罚款。 |
| 14 | It's so fucking boring. | 真他妈无聊 |
| 15 | So I'm gonna give them something to actually talk about. | 所以我会给他们一些东西 真正谈论。 |
| 16 | I just turned my city with a fake monster. | 我刚用假怪物改变了我的城市 |
| 17 | Starting with act number one, buying the costume. | 从第一幕开始,购买服装。 |
| 18 | Now the problem is when you look up monster outfits online, | 现在的问题是 当你在网上找怪物服装时 |
| 19 | most of them look like this, extremely unrealistic. | 大多数看起来都是这样,非常不切实际. |
| 20 | And if we wanna actually sell this, | 如果我们真的想卖掉这个 |
| 21 | we need to make it look real. | 我们得让它看起来真实点 |
| 22 | After scouring the entire internet | 搜索整个互联网后 |
| 23 | for the best monster costumes, | 为了最好的怪物服装, |
| 24 | I came across one website that creates | 我遇到一个网站 创建 |
| 25 | these insane ultra realistic monster outfits. | 这些疯狂的超现实的怪物服装。 |
| 26 | And out of all these costumes, | 在所有这些服装中, |
| 27 | I found one that caught my eye | 我找到一个吸引我的眼睛 |
| 28 | as being just realistic enough. | 足够现实 |
| 29 | This is Kujo. | 这是库乔。 |
| 30 | And unfortunately, it comes with a pretty hefty price tag | 不幸的是,它有一个漂亮的高价标签 |
| 31 | and you can't just order them. | 你不能随便点 |
| 32 | So I have to actually call them. | 所以我得给他们打电话 |
| 33 | Hey, how's it going? | 嘿,怎么样? |
| 34 | I was just calling about one of the monster outfits, | 我只是打电话说有一套怪兽服装 |
| 35 | the Kujo one. | 库乔一家 |
| 36 | Yes. | 对 |
| 37 | What's like the timeframe on when I could get it? | 我什么时候能拿到它? |
| 38 | Eight to 10 weeks. | 8到10个星期 |
| 39 | Do you think people are gonna like fall for it? | 你认为人们会喜欢上它吗? |
| 40 | You can make it look pretty real. | 你可以让它看起来很真实。 |
| 41 | I would just need a car number for the down payment. | 我只需要车号来付首付 |
| 42 | Can read your mind right now if that works. | 现在能读懂你的心思,如果它工作。 |
| 43 | Yeah, that works. | 是啊,这是工作。 |
| 44 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 45 | All right, thank you. | 好吧,谢谢你。 |
| 46 | Have a good one. | 玩得开心点 |
| 47 | You too. | 你也一样。 |
| 48 | Woo. | 呜. |
| 49 | How much was that? | 多少钱? |
| 50 | Only 200,000. | 仅二十万. |
| 51 | Holy shit. | 见鬼 |
| 52 | Hopefully this works. | 希望这能成功 |
| 53 | Now we just wait. | 现在我们只是等待。 |
| 54 | And three whole months later, the costume arrived. | 整整三个月后,服装运抵. |
| 55 | All right, guys. | 好吧,伙计们。 |
| 56 | It's a big day today. | 今日大节. |
| 57 | It's unboxing time. | 解脱时. |
| 58 | If this costume doesn't look real, we might be screwed. | 如果这服装看起来不真实, 我们可能会被搞砸。 |
| 59 | We have waited over three months for this moment. | 我们为这一时刻等了三个月多。 |
| 60 | Let's open this box. | 打开这个盒子 |
| 61 | Dude, it looks like they skinned a wolf. | 伙计,看起来他们把狼剥皮了 |
| 62 | That's actually quite terrifying. | 这其实相当可怕。 |
| 63 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 64 | What in the? | 什么情况? |
| 65 | That's actually disgusting looking, bro. | 这看起来真恶心 兄弟 |
| 66 | This has got to be the head. | 这一定是头 |
| 67 | Looks good, right? | 看起来不错吧? |
| 68 | I got to try this puppy on. | 我得试试这只小狗 |
| 69 | Holy crap, dude. | 妈的,伙计。 |
| 70 | I'm sweating bullets. | 我流汗的子弹。 |
| 71 | They're coming out. | 他们出来了 |
| 72 | Bro, it's insane. | 哥,这太疯狂了 |
| 73 | That looks unbelievable. | 这看起来难以置信。 |
| 74 | Now that we have the most important part, | 现在我们有最重要的部分 |
| 75 | there's a few more things that we're going to need | 我们还需要一些东西 |
| 76 | to actually make people think this is real. | 让人们相信这是真的 |
| 77 | Welcome to act two, video staging. | 欢迎收看第二幕,录像 |
| 78 | Now I thought instead of just going out | 现在我想,而不是只是出去 |
| 79 | and terrorizing random houses in my city, | 恐吓我的城市中的任意房屋, |
| 80 | I thought it might be smart to stage some of our own videos | 我觉得我们自己拍一些视频可能很聪明 |
| 81 | to get the ball rolling. | 让球滚滚。 |
| 82 | The plan is to take a handful of different videos | 计划是拍几段不同的视频 |
| 83 | at different houses and make them as realistic as we can. | 让他们尽可能现实一点 |
| 84 | So we're going to need some props. | 所以我们需要一些道具。 |
| 85 | And so the very next day, | 于是第二天, |
| 86 | we made our way to get some very necessary items | 我们找了一些非常必要的东西 |
| 87 | to make these videos. | 制作这些视频。 |
| 88 | We're picking up a ring doorbell. | 我们拿起门铃 |
| 89 | It's just the most natural way to capture | 这是最自然的捕捉方法 |
| 90 | all of these clips. | 所有这些片段。 |
| 91 | And now that we had our camera, | 现在,我们有我们的相机, |
| 92 | we were going to need some actual props. | 我们需要一些真正的道具。 |
| 93 | What if we buy one of these dog bowls here | 如果我们在这里买一个狗碗 |
| 94 | and we stage a video of me drinking out of the bowl. | 我们拍了一段我喝完碗里的视频 |
| 95 | We're going to pick this guy up. | 我们要去接这个人。 |
| 96 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 97 | And finally, we made our way to one last store | 最后,我们到了最后一家店 |
| 98 | to get a prop that would take it to the next level. | 以获得一个道具 把它带到下一个水平。 |
| 99 | We're here to get a potted plant. | 我们是来买盆栽的 |
| 100 | We need a big one, I think. | 我想我们需要一个大的。 |
| 101 | Like I want this thing to shatter, bro. | 就像我希望这东西破碎,兄弟。 |
| 102 | Ooh, okay, 50 bucks. | 哦,好吧,50块钱。 |
| 103 | Got our plant. | 得到了我们的植物。 |
| 104 | We are willing to do whatever it takes | 我们愿意做任何事情 |
| 105 | to make sure these videos seem as legit as possible. | 以确保这些视频看起来尽可能合法。 |
| 106 | We're looking good. | 我们看起来不错。 |
| 107 | We're ready to film these videos. | 我们准备拍摄这些视频。 |
| 108 | We're going to make our way home, | 我们要回家 |
| 109 | pot the plant. | 灌顶植物. |
| 110 | And then from there, it's actually game time. | 然后从那里开始,它实际上是游戏时间。 |
| 111 | But before we could move on to our next phase, | 但是在进入下一阶段之前 |
| 112 | I had to wait until it was completely dark. | 我不得不等到天黑的时候 |
| 113 | We are in the car. | 我们在车里 |
| 114 | All of the props, including the monster outfit | 所有道具,包括怪兽服装 |
| 115 | and the pot are loaded in the back of the car. | 锅装在车尾 |
| 116 | We have to film a bunch of staged video clips | 我们要拍一些电影片段 |
| 117 | that look real, pretty much. | 看上去很真实 差不多 |
| 118 | Easier said than done. | 说起来比做起来容易 |
| 119 | I already have half the monster suit on. | 我已经穿了一半的怪兽服了 |
| 120 | We're ready to go. | 我们准备好了 |
| 121 | Let's do this. | 让我们做到这一点。 |
| 122 | And now we were on a mission to film the videos | 现在我们在拍摄视频 |
| 123 | that would bring this monster to life. | 能让这个怪物复活 |
| 124 | Our goal was to film four different videos | 我们的目标是拍摄四个不同的视频 |
| 125 | at four of my friend's different houses | 在我朋友的四间别墅 |
| 126 | in hopes that one of these clips would go viral | 希望这些片段能传出去 |
| 127 | in my city, freaking out my neighbors. | 在我的城市,吓坏了我的邻居。 |
| 128 | Okay, we are here at house number one. | 好吧,我们在这里 一号房。 |
| 129 | This is my boy Justin's house. | 这是我的儿子贾斯汀的房子。 |
| 130 | What's up, man? | 怎么了,伙计? |
| 131 | Our plan is to trick all of Newport Beach | 我们的计划是欺骗整个纽波特海滩 |
| 132 | with a fake monster. | 和一个假怪物。 |
| 133 | Awesome. | 厉害 |
| 134 | Are you serious? | 你是认真的吗? |
| 135 | That's the plan because nothing ever happens here. | 计划是这样的 因为这里什么都没有发生 |
| 136 | That's true. | 没错 |
| 137 | All the next door hosts, I already see them all. | 所有隔壁的主持人,我已经看到他们全部。 |
| 138 | That's what we're gonna do, yeah. | 这就是我们要做的,是的。 |
| 139 | And so we started with setting up our ring camera | 于是我们开始安装我们的戒指摄像头 |
| 140 | in the perfect angle. | 在完美的角度上。 |
| 141 | And at this point, no one has really seen | 此时,没有人真正看到 |
| 142 | this monster costume. | 这个怪物服装。 |
| 143 | So I wanted to make sure that I got Justin's full reaction. | 所以,我想确保 我得到了贾斯汀的充分反应。 |
| 144 | Holy, whoa! | 天呐,哇! |
| 145 | That is fast! | 这太快了! |
| 146 | Stop! | 停下来! |
| 147 | We are about to record the first staged video. | 我们即将录制第一部录像。 |
| 148 | So we started the recording on the ring camera | 所以我们开始录音 在环相机 |
| 149 | and I gave my first attempt. | 我第一次尝试 |
| 150 | So something that I really didn't think would be a problem | 所以,一些我真的认为 不会是一个问题 |
| 151 | is the head kept falling off the costume, | 是头一直掉下来 服装, |
| 152 | which was making it impossible to crawl | 这使得无法爬行 |
| 153 | or do any movements that an actual monster might make. | 或者做一个真正的怪物可能做出的任何动作。 |
| 154 | You could not see anything. | 你什么都看不见 |
| 155 | Ultimately, we decided to move the ring camera | 最终,我们决定移动环形摄像机 |
| 156 | to a better angle and try again. | 再试一次 |
| 157 | I try to really get in my bag here | 我试图真正得到我的包在这里 |
| 158 | and act as a monster as good as I possibly could. | 并尽可能地做个怪物 |
| 159 | And the head kept falling off, | 头一直掉下来 |
| 160 | but all that mattered was the footage. | 但重要的是 镜头。 |
| 161 | Is that good? | 好吃吗? |
| 162 | Actually perfect. | 其实是完美的。 |
| 163 | That's the best it is? | 这是最好的吗? |
| 164 | I think that might be the best it is. | 我认为这可能是最好的。 |
| 165 | The clip was good, but I'll be honest, | 剪辑不错 但我会说实话 |
| 166 | I was looking for perfection. | 我在寻找完美 |
| 167 | One little slip up or unbelievable movement | 一个小失误或不可思议的动作 |
| 168 | and people would know that this thing was fake. | 人们会知道这是假的 |
| 169 | So we ran it back and tried again. | 所以我们跑回来再试一次 |
| 170 | Now the monster was far too visible. | 现在怪物太明显了 |
| 171 | So then we decided to go to another position | 所以我们决定去另一个地方 |
| 172 | and try it again. | 再试一次 |
| 173 | And this time my movements were perfect. | 这次我的行动很完美 |
| 174 | Now we just had to check the camera angle. | 现在我们只需要检查镜头角度 |
| 175 | Oh my gosh. | 天呐 |
| 176 | Oh, yes dude, yes. | 哦,是的,伙计,是的。 |
| 177 | It looks so good. | 看起来好极了 |
| 178 | It looks so real. | 看起来真真实 |
| 179 | Bro, being neighbors with Jack Pembroke, | 兄弟,和杰克・彭布罗克是邻居 |
| 180 | bottom three experiences in life. | 人生中最底层的三种经历. |
| 181 | Bro. | 哥们 |
| 182 | It's just enough right now to make it believable. | 现在就足够让人相信了 |
| 183 | So with our first video in the bag, | 所以用我们的第一个视频 在包里, |
| 184 | we packed up all of our stuff | 我们收拾了所有的东西 |
| 185 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我们到了我们的第二座房子 | |
| 186 | We're pulling up to house number two. | 我们准备去二号房 |
| 187 | It's my buddy Grant's house. | 这是我的朋友格兰特的房子。 |
| 188 | He isn't in town, but he said we could use his front yard. | 他不在城里 但他说我们可以用他的前院 |
| 189 | There's a perfect door, | 有一个完美的门, |
| 190 | which means the angle from the ring camera | 指从环相机的角度 |
| 191 | should be prime time, baby. | 应该是黄金时间,宝贝。 |
| 192 | I'm gonna have to crawl. | 我得爬起来。 |
| 193 | This clip was gonna require a lot more crawling, | 这个片段需要更多的爬行, |
| 194 | which was gonna make it a lot harder to pull off. | 那样会更难完成 |
| 195 | So I got straight to business. | 所以我直接谈正事了 |
| 196 | I tried again, but the head kept falling off the costume. | 我又一次尝试,但头 不断掉下来的服装。 |
| 197 | I was getting pretty frustrated | 我有点沮丧 |
| 198 | because this costume was like I was wearing a sauna suit | 因为这件衣服就像我穿着桑拿西装 |
| 199 | and it also didn't help that it was midnight | 也无济于事 |
| 200 | and I was getting pretty tired. | 我有点累了。 |
| 201 | But one attempt actually kind of worked. | 但一次尝试确实奏效了。 |
| 202 | That one wasn't bad. | 那个还不错 |
| 203 | Dude, I think that'll work. | 哥们,我想这行得通 |
| 204 | And with two of the four clips filmed, | 和两个四片段的拍摄, |
| 205 | finally we knew that we had to speed run the next ones. | 最后我们知道我们必须加快运行 下一个。 |
| 206 | All right guys, we've arrived to our next house. | 好了,伙计们,我们已经到了我们的隔壁房子。 |
| 207 | This is my friend Anthony's house. | 这是我的朋友安东尼的房子。 |
| 208 | You guys know Anthony. | 你们知道安东尼。 |
| 209 | What's up, bro? | 怎么了,哥们? |
| 210 | The ring camera is already set up | 戒指摄像机已经装好了 |
| 211 | and there's a perfect spot in the frame | 画框上有一个完美的位置 |
| 212 | where we can place the dog bowl. | 在那里我们可以把狗碗。 |
| 213 | I'm gonna throw on the monster suit | 我要穿怪兽西装 |
| 214 | and we're gonna get to filming. | 我们要去拍摄。 |
| 215 | Let's do this. | 让我们做到这一点。 |
| 216 | I learned that taking off the feet of the costume | 我学会了脱下衣服的脚 |
| 217 | made it a lot easier to crawl. | 让它更容易爬行。 |
| 218 | And this helped a lot, but there was also a downside. | 这帮了大忙,但也有一个缺点。 |
| 219 | Oh, you can see my feet there. | 哦,你可以看到我的脚在那里。 |
| 220 | This clip only took us two attempts | 这个剪辑只用了我们两次尝试 |
| 221 | and I think it came out pretty good. | 我觉得结果不错 |
| 222 | That felt so good. | 感觉真好 |
| 223 | That's gotta be it. | 就是这样 |
| 224 | Holy, that's gas, bro. | 天啊,那是汽油,哥们 |
| 225 | It's a little bit risky, but I think it'll work. | 这有点冒险,但我觉得会成功 |
| 226 | We're here at house number four, the final house. | 我们在这四号房,最后一家 |
| 227 | My boy Jimmy has the biggest front yard | 我的儿子吉米有最大的前院 |
| 228 | out of any of my friends. | 从我的朋友。 |
| 229 | Jimmy! | 吉米! 吉米! 吉米! 吉米! 吉米! 吉米! 吉米! |
| 230 | Is there any way we could break a vase? | 有办法打破花瓶吗? |
| 231 | Yeah, you can break a vase. | 是啊,你可以打破一个花瓶。 |
| 232 | Are you sure? | 你确定吗? |
| 233 | If it's yours. | 若为汝. |
| 234 | Yeah, yeah. | 对 对 |
| 235 | All right, let's send it. | 好吧,让我们发送它。 |
| 236 | You guys know the drill. | 你们知道规矩 |
| 237 | We set up the ring camera | 我们安装了戒指摄像头 |
| 238 | and then I placed our prop for this video, | 然后我把道具放这视频上 |
| 239 | which was the potted plant we got earlier in the day. | 那是我们早些时候得到的盆栽 |
| 240 | I'm gonna basically knock this thing over, | 我基本上要敲这个东西, |
| 241 | shatter it, and hopefully we get a viral clip. | 打破它,希望我们得到一个病毒片段。 |
| 242 | Again, I got back in the monster costume, | 再说一遍,我又穿上了怪兽服装 |
| 243 | AKA the sauna suit. | AKA 桑拿西装。 |
| 244 | Dude, it's actually gnarly, bro. | 哥们,这其实是gnarly,兄弟。 |
| 245 | And what made this clip a little bit different | 是什么使这个片段有点不同 |
| 246 | than the other ones is we had one attempt | 而不是其他的 我们曾经有过一次尝试 |
| 247 | and one attempt only at this. | 并且只有一次尝试。 |
| 248 | Once the plant was broken, it was over. | 一旦工厂被打破,就结束了。 |
| 249 | So we had to make sure that everything went perfectly. | 所以我们得确保一切顺利 |
| 250 | I hope that was good, bro. | 我希望这是很好的,兄弟。 |
| 251 | Pot definitely shattered. | 锅肯定碎了。 |
| 252 | That's so good. | 赞曰. |
| 253 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 254 | Imagine you see this on Nextdoor. | 想象你在隔壁看到这个 |
| 255 | I'd be like, what the is that thing? | 我会是,那是什么东西? |
| 256 | That is four out of four video clips filmed. | 这是四分之一的录像片段。 |
| 257 | Now we gotta post them. | 现在,我们必须张贴他们。 |
| 258 | We can let go now. | 我们现在可以放手了 |
| 259 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 260 | For now, I needed some sleep | 现在,我需要一些睡眠 |
| 261 | because I knew tomorrow was a big day. | 因为我知道明天是个大日子 |
| 262 | All right, guys. | 好吧,伙计们。 |
| 263 | It's time to see if all of our hard work | 是时候看看我们所有的辛勤工作 |
| 264 | will pay off or not. | 不论有没有回报 |
| 265 | Welcome to potentially the most make or break phase | 欢迎来到最有可能 制造或打破阶段 |
| 266 | of this entire process, act three, posting. | 整个过程,行动三,张贴。 |
| 267 | This is where a lot of things could go wrong. | 这里有很多事情可能会出错 |
| 268 | Eventually, we wanna post these clips on Twitter, | 最后,我们想把这些短片发布在Twitter上, |
| 269 | Facebook、Reddit等大型网站。 | |
| 270 | But first, we're gonna start with the Nextdoor app. | 但首先我们要从隔壁的应用开始 |
| 271 | It's a neighborhood app where people can post | 这是邻居的应用软件 人们可以张贴 |
| 272 | any local drama going on within the area. | 任何当地剧情 在该地区进行。 |
| 273 | Stuff like this post here, | 像这样的帖子, |
| 274 | this guy selling solar just now | 刚才卖太阳能的那家伙 |
| 275 | wants to come back tomorrow, seems super sketchy. | 想明天再来,看起来很草率 |
| 276 | And I don't know about you guys, | 我不知道你们, |
| 277 | but bro seems pretty chill. | 但是兄弟看起来很冷淡 |
| 278 | The app is kind of known to be used by Karen's, | 这个应用程序被Karen的... |
| 279 | which is exactly what we want. | 这正是我们想要的。 |
| 280 | I have created a fake profile | 我做了一个假档案 |
| 281 | under the name Michelle Thompson | 以米歇尔·汤普森的名字 |
| 282 | and used AI to generate an absolutely stunning | 利用人工智能生成一个绝对惊人的 |
| 283 | profile picture for her. | 她的档案照片。 |
| 284 | I think what we're gonna do is post the first video clip | 我想我们要做的是发布第一个视频片段 |
| 285 | we filmed at Justin's house | 我们在贾斯汀家拍的 |
| 286 | and try to come up with a believable enough caption. | 并尝试想出一个令人难以置信的 足够的标题。 |
| 287 | I'm just gonna take my time with it | 我要慢慢来 |
| 288 | and make this as believable as I can. | 并尽可能使这个是可信的。 |
| 289 | Let's get posting. | 让我们发布。 |
| 290 | And after trying to tap into my inner Karen, | 在试图挖掘我的内在凯伦后 |
| 291 | I think I came up with a pretty believable enough caption. | 我想我想出了一个相当令人难以置信的 足够的标题。 |
| 292 | Michelle says, | 米歇尔说, |
| 293 | me and my husband checked our ring camera this morning | 我和我丈夫今早检查了我们的摄像头 |
| 294 | after finding multiple motion captures throughout the night. | 在发现整个夜晚的多重运动捕捉后 |
| 295 | At first, we thought it was a coyote, | 起初我们以为是只野狼 |
| 296 | but after we kept watching it back, | 但经过我们一直看回来, |
| 297 | we started to have second thoughts. | 我们开始有第二个想法。 |
| 298 | We asked friends that said it's a stray dog, | 我们问朋友说那是只流浪狗 |
| 299 | but nobody is 100% certain. | 但没人能百分之百确定 |
| 300 | We are wondering if anyone lost a dog | 我们想知道是否有人失去一只狗 |
| 301 | or can identify what this thing is. | 或能辨识出这东西是什么 |
| 302 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 303 | And then of course, the video attached. | 当然,录影带附了下来。 |
| 304 | I mean, that feels pretty good. | 感觉不错 |
| 305 | I hope people believe this | 我希望人们相信这一点 |
| 306 | because at this point we're months into this, | 因为此时此刻我们陷入了几个月的麻烦 |
| 307 | thousands of dollars into this, | 上千美元,这, |
| 308 | and we've put so much effort | 我们付出了很多努力 |
| 309 | towards making this believable. | 以便你们使这件事情成为真实的。 |
| 310 | Three, two, one. | 三两一. |
| 311 | Oh my gosh, it's up. | 哦,我的天哪,这是上。 |
| 312 | Video posted. | 视频发布. |
| 313 | Fingers crossed. | 手指交叉。 |
| 314 | Now all we can do is wait. | 现在我们只能等了 |
| 315 | I kept checking my phone every 30 minutes or so | 我每30分钟检查手机一次 |
| 316 | to see if there was any updates or comments | 以查看是否有更新或评论 |
| 317 | or even likes or views. | 或甚至喜欢或观点。 |
| 318 | And I kept thinking in my head over and over and over, | 我一直想着 一遍又一遍 |
| 319 | what if people see this | 如果人们看到这个 |
| 320 | and they know immediately that it's fake? | 他们立刻知道那是假的? |
| 321 | Is the caption good enough? | 标题够好了吗? |
| 322 | Is the costume good enough? | 服装够好吗? |
| 323 | Is the video good enough? | 视频好听吗? |
| 324 | I had no idea. | 我当时不知道 |
| 325 | But I guess people's reactions | 但我猜人们的反应 |
| 326 | was the last thing I should have been worried about | 是我最不该担心的事 |
| 327 | because a whole five hours later, | 因为整整5小时后 |
| 328 | we have nothing on the video. | 我们没有录像 |
| 329 | I don't know what I was expecting. | 我不知道我期待着什么 |
| 330 | I don't know if I thought it would | 我不知道我是否认为 |
| 331 | instantly gain traction, | 立即获得动力 |
| 332 | but I'm gonna hold out hope | 但我会抱着希望 |
| 333 | and pray that something changes. | 祈祷有改变 |
| 334 | Hopefully I have some good news in the morning. | 希望我早上有个好消息 |
| 335 | So that night I went to bed hoping in the morning, | 所以那天晚上我上床睡觉 希望早上, |
| 336 | something would change. | 东西会改变。 |
| 337 | Opening the next door app. | 打开隔壁的应用程序。 |
| 338 | 73 comments. | 73条评论。 |
| 339 | Oh my gosh. | 天呐 |
| 340 | I thought this wasn't gonna work. | 我以为这样行不通 |
| 341 | Cynthia said, whatever it is looks sort of strange. | 辛西娅说 不管它看起来有点奇怪 |
| 342 | Chris Long said, kind of looks like a bear to me. | 克里斯·龙说, 那种看起来像一只熊对我来说。 |
| 343 | Flora said, looks like a lion. | 弗洛拉说,看起来像狮子。 |
| 344 | Did one escape from the San Diego zoo? | 一个人从圣地亚哥动物园逃走了吗? |
| 345 | Someone said moves like a horse. | 有人说动作像匹马 |
| 346 | That might be a possum. | 这可能是负鼠。 |
| 347 | Dude named Mike Carey said, | 那个叫迈克·凯里的家伙说 |
| 348 | it's obviously the chupacabra. | 很明显是朱帕卡布拉 |
| 349 | I'd burn the house down and start over. | 我会烧掉房子重新开始。 |
| 350 | 很多人都相信这是Chupacabra, | |
| 351 | which is like a cryptid monster. | 这就像一个密码怪兽。 |
| 352 | We did that, bro. | 我们做到了,兄弟。 |
| 353 | We did that. | 我们做到了。 |
| 354 | This is actually working. | 这真的有用。 |
| 355 | And as I read these comments, | 当我读到这些评论时, |
| 356 | I knew we might actually have something | 我知道我们可能真的有东西 |
| 357 | and I needed to show Anthony. | 我要给安东尼看 |
| 358 | Show a possum. | 显示负鼠. |
| 359 | Okay, let's check this out. | 好吧,让我们来看看这个。 |
| 360 | Wow, that's actually not bad. | 哇,这其实不坏。 |
| 361 | Person in a costume, that's pretty bad. | 穿着服装的人,这很糟糕。 |
| 362 | Looks like a bear, 45 likes. | 看起来像一只熊,45个喜欢。 |
| 363 | Wow, a possum, a panda? | 哇,负鼠,熊猫? |
| 364 | But then Anthony pointed out a comment | 但后来安东尼指出一个评论 |
| 365 | that I didn't quite catch. | 我还没赶上呢 |
| 366 | Who actually takes the time of their day | 谁真正花时间 |
| 367 | to look if a profile picture is AI generated? | 以查看是否生成了 AI 配置图 ? |
| 368 | It's pretty clear that we were gonna have | 很明显,我们会有 |
| 369 | to ditch the AI going forward. | 放弃AI前进。 |
| 370 | All right guys, it's day two | 好了,伙计们,今天是第二天 |
| 371 | and it's time to make another post. | 是时候再做一个职位了 |
| 372 | This one definitely reveals more of the monster, | 这个肯定揭示了更多的怪物, |
| 373 | which is kinda scary. | 这有点吓人。 |
| 374 | I've already made an account for Linda Montgomery. | 我已经为琳达蒙哥马利做了笔记 |
| 375 | So I threw together a quick caption for the post. | 所以我给这篇文章写了个短篇字幕 |
| 376 | Yeah, seems legit. | 是啊,看起来合法。 |
| 377 | Post number two has been made. | 后二门已作. |
| 378 | Now eventually we wanna take this | 现在,我们最终想要这个 |
| 379 | to completely random homes and see people's reaction. | 完全随机的家 并看到人们的反应。 |
| 380 | Right now that seems far too risky. | 现在看起来太冒险了 |
| 381 | I wanna generate more hype around this monster, | 我想在这个怪物周围产生更多的骚动, |
| 382 | which means it's time for some guerrilla marketing. | 也就是说现在是游击队营销的时候了 |
| 383 | I started designing a poster | 我开始设计海报 |
| 384 | that we were gonna use to flood my city | 我们要用来淹没我的城市 |
| 385 | with the idea of this monster. | 这个怪物的想法。 |
| 386 | Then I went to my local staples | 然后我去了我的当地主食 |
| 387 | and printed out a ton of these things. | 并印出一吨这些东西。 |
| 388 | Now we're gonna post these all over the city. | 现在我们要把这些贴遍全市 |
| 389 | No one knows, nobody. | 没人知道 没人知道 |
| 390 | We waited for nighttime to be as discreet as possible. | 我们等晚上尽量谨慎 |
| 391 | We are in a neighborhood called Dover Shores. | 我们住在一个叫多佛海岸的街区 |
| 392 | Basically everyone that lives here is filthy rich. | 基本上住在这里的每个人都很有钱 |
| 393 | And so with the help of some tape, | 所以通过一些磁带的帮助, |
| 394 | I started putting these things up. | 我开始把这些东西。 |
| 395 | We got a whole lot more of these things. | 我们得到了很多这些东西。 |
| 396 | I knew this was strictly a numbers game, | 我知道这完全是一场数字游戏 |
| 397 | so we went around my entire city. | 我们绕过整个城市 |
| 398 | We went to five different neighborhoods | 我们去了五个不同的社区 |
| 399 | and even multiple parks all to make it | 甚至是多个公园 都是为了让它 |
| 400 | so you couldn't turn a corner in this city | 所以你不能在这个城市转弯 |
| 401 | without seeing that monster. | 没有看到那个怪物。 |
| 402 | Perfect, 100 more now. | 好极了,现在还有100个 |
| 403 | We kept dropping off poster after poster | 我们不停地在海报后扔海报 |
| 404 | after poster after poster after poster after poster. | 之后的海报 之后的海报 之后的海报 |
| 405 | You get the point. | 你明白这一点。 |
| 406 | We did this until we were left with just one more poster. | 我们这样做直到我们只留下一个海报。 |
| 407 | Let's put it out this massive fricking mansion. | 让我们把它 出这个巨大的他妈的豪宅。 |
| 408 | I feel like we've done all that we can do. | 我觉得我们已经尽力了 |
| 409 | A little bit worried of what people are gonna think | 有点担心别人会怎么想 |
| 410 | about all of these posters when they inevitably see them | 当他们看到这些海报时 |
| 411 | and find them in their mailbox | 然后在信箱里找到他们 |
| 412 | because I am gonna be dressing up as the monster | 因为我会打扮成怪物 |
| 413 | and terrorizing these houses. | 并恐吓这些房子。 |
| 414 | The hope is that we can get clipped on their ring cameras | 希望我们能从他们的摄像头上剪下来 |
| 415 | and go viral and people really believe this. | 并去病毒 和人们真的相信这一点。 |
| 416 | I'm gonna go home, get some sleep. | 我要回家睡觉了 |
| 417 | We're gonna call it a night. | 我们今晚就到此为止 |
| 418 | Next few days are gonna be huge. | 接下来的几天将是巨大的。 |
| 419 | Did that, baby? | 是吗,宝贝? |
| 420 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 421 | Welcome today for first things first. | 欢迎今天来做第一件事 |
| 422 | We have to check the next door post. | 我们必须检查隔壁的哨所。 |
| 423 | What are we hoping for? | 我们期望什么? |
| 424 | Honestly, anything works though. | 老实说,什么都行 |
| 425 | As long as people think it's a human still. | 只要人们觉得它还是人类 |
| 426 | Let's give it a look. | 师一看. |
| 427 | I'm nervous. | 我很紧张。 |
| 428 | No, no, we got banned, bro. | 不,不,我们被禁止,兄弟。 |
| 429 | Dude, that's actually so bad. | 伙计,这真的太糟糕了。 |
| 430 | All right, guys. | 好吧,伙计们。 |
| 431 | We have been banned from the next door app. | 我们被禁止在隔壁应用。 |
| 432 | Bro, what do we do? | 兄弟,怎么办? |
| 433 | What do we do? | 我们该怎么办? |
| 434 | Are you kidding me, bro? | 你开玩笑吧,兄弟? |
| 435 | I have a feeling the post low key went viral | 我有一种感觉,邮箱的低键 已经病毒化了 |
| 436 | and then they saw it and deleted it. | 然后他们看到并删除了它。 |
| 437 | We already initially had the plan to post | 我们一开始已经计划要发了 |
| 438 | on tons of different websites and social medias. | 数吨不同网站和社交媒体。 |
| 439 | Next door really was just the tip of the iceberg | 隔壁的门真的只是冰山一角 |
| 440 | and we are going to absolutely raise hell | 我们绝对要升地狱 |
| 441 | everywhere on the internet. | 互联网上到处都是 |
| 442 | Let's start posting. | 让我们开始发布。 |
| 443 | So Anthony already had a previously existing | Anthony已经有一个前作了 |
| 444 | next door account. | 隔壁的账户。 |
| 445 | We're hoping that because this account | 我们希望是因为这个账户 |
| 446 | has been active for longer, | 活动时间更长, |
| 447 | it won't get flagged and banned again. | 它不会再次被标记和禁止。 |
| 448 | I think we're going to post the video that we took | 我想我们会张贴 我们拍摄的视频 |
| 449 | at Anthony's actual house. | 在安东尼家 |
| 450 | The post is ready to go. | 该帖已准备就绪. |
| 451 | Three, two, one. | 三两一. |
| 452 | It's live, baby. | 这是直播,宝贝。 |
| 453 | It's scary because this is the clearest site | 这太可怕了 因为这里是最清楚的 |
| 454 | that anybody has seen so far. | 任何人都见过 |
| 455 | So if anyone's going to know it's fake, | 所以如果有人知道这是假的 |
| 456 | this is the first video that would really | 这是第一部真的会 |
| 457 | put the nail in the coffin. | 把钉子放在棺材里 |
| 458 | And so I quickly drafted up our first post of many. | 于是我迅速起草我们的第一个职位。 |
| 459 | The first Reddit post has been made. | 第一个Reddit的帖子已经做了. |
| 460 | We are awaiting moderator approval. | 我们正在等待主持人的批准。 |
| 461 | We spent this entire day just finding local Reddit forms | 我们花了一整天才找到本地的Reddit表格 |
| 462 | and Facebook groups and absolutely flooding them | 以及脸书团体, |
| 463 | with this monster. | 与这个怪物。 |
| 464 | After a long day of posting, | 经过漫长的发帖日 |
| 465 | we had nothing to show for ourselves. | 我们没什么好展示的 |
| 466 | So we just had to hope for something tomorrow. | 所以我们只是希望 明天的东西。 |
| 467 | The next day I woke up and checked our videos | 第二天我醒来检查了录像 |
| 468 | and surprisingly we got good news. | 令人惊讶的是,我们得到了好消息。 |
| 469 | Our post got 53 likes and 47 comments. | 我们的文章有53个喜欢和47个评论。 |
| 470 | Alongside the Facebook post, | 除了脸书文章, |
| 471 | a bunch of our staged videos we posted on next door | 我们在隔壁张贴的 一堆舞台视频 |
| 472 | started to gain traction along with it. | 随它而来 也开始获得动力 |
| 473 | And the comments just kept getting better. | 评论越来越好 |
| 474 | People were starting to follow the lore of this monster | 人们开始追随这个怪物的神话 |
| 475 | and link back old clips to the new ones, | 把旧片段和新片段联系起来 |
| 476 | basically creating an entire manhunt. | 基本上创造了整个追捕。 |
| 477 | And others were claiming they filed entire police reports. | 而其他人则声称他们提交了全部警方报告. |
| 478 | My hubby works for the city of Newport Beach. | 我的老公在纽波特海滩市工作 |
| 479 | He's gonna report it since it could genuinely | 他会报告,因为它可以真正 |
| 480 | be an injured bear, okay? | 成为一只受伤的熊,好吗? |
| 481 | For now we're just gonna hope these videos | 现在我们只是希望这些视频 |
| 482 | continue to get views, | 继续获得观点, |
| 483 | but in order to really trick my whole city, | 但是为了骗我整个城市 |
| 484 | we're gonna have to begin the most important phase | 我们必须开始最重要的阶段 |
| 485 | of this plan. | 本计划。 |
| 486 | Act four, terrorizing my neighbors. | 第四幕 恐吓我的邻居 |
| 487 | Tonight is definitely the make or break | 今晚绝对是制造或破坏 |
| 488 | for this entire experiment. | 这整个实验。 |
| 489 | Here's the plan. | 计划是这样的 |
| 490 | We are going to terrorize random homes in this neighborhood. | 我们要恐吓这个街区的任意住宅 |
| 491 | We're back here in Dover Shores, | 我们回到多佛海岸 |
| 492 | the place we put up posters last night. | 昨晚我们张贴海报的地方 |
| 493 | We already scoped the neighborhood | 我们已经在附近调查了 |
| 494 | and found a perfect first house to target. | 并找到一个完美的第一座房子作为目标。 |
| 495 | There's a ring camera right in the front of the house | 房子前方有个戒指摄像头 |
| 496 | and a perfect walkway that I can crawl past. | 和完美的走道 我可以爬过。 |
| 497 | This is the first time we've actually been in public | 这是我们第一次真正公开 |
| 498 | with the suit. | 与西装。 |
| 499 | We actually got to go, go, go, go, go. | 我们实际上必须去,去,去,去。 |
| 500 | We can't have the mask fall off | 我们不能让面具脱下来 |
| 501 | or anything or we're screwed. | 或任何东西,或我们完蛋了。 |
| 502 | Oh, this is so sketchy. | 哦,这太草率了。 |
| 503 | You'll just be in the car filming, all right? | 你会在汽车拍摄,好吗? |
| 504 | You good? | 你还好吗? |
| 505 | We got this? | 我们得到了这个? |
| 506 | Let's do this. | 让我们做到这一点。 |
| 507 | Let's fricking do this, baby. | 让我们他妈的做到这一点,宝贝。 |
| 508 | That was good, bro. | 这是很好的,兄弟。 |
| 509 | We're just gonna have to do as many houses | 我们只要做很多房子 |
| 510 | as we possibly can to give us the best chance | 因为我们可能 给我们最大的机会 |
| 511 | of going viral. | 病毒传播 |
| 512 | After hitting the first house, | 撞到第一栋房子后, |
| 513 | we knew we needed to pick up the pace. | 我们知道我们需要加快步伐。 |
| 514 | Most everybody in this neighborhood was sound asleep, | 这附近大多数人都睡着了 |
| 515 | but we were willing to stay up all night if we needed to. | 但是如果有必要,我们愿意熬夜 |
| 516 | This is a lot harder than it looks. | 这比看起来要难得多 |
| 517 | I mean, this suit is almost impossible to move in, | 我的意思是,这件西装几乎不可能搬进去, |
| 518 | but my main concern was hoping that nobody saw us | 但我的主要关切是希望没人看见我们 |
| 519 | and nobody came out of their house while we were in the act. | 并且没有人走出他们的房子 当我们在行动。 |
| 520 | I was determined to hit every house in my city | 我决意打全市所有的房子 |
| 521 | because I knew that the chances of somebody | 因为我知道有人的机会 |
| 522 | seeing the ring notification, | 看到戒指通知, |
| 523 | taking the time to clip the video | 花时间剪辑视频 |
| 524 | and posting it online was slim to none. | 并在网上发布, |
| 525 | I'd be so scared if I saw that. | 如果我看到它,我会很害怕。 |
| 526 | I hope we see that on next door. | 我希望我们在隔壁看到。 |
| 527 | Sweating bullets. | 流汗弹. |
| 528 | You couldn't walk a mile in these monster shoes. | 你穿这双怪鞋走不了一英里 |
| 529 | Look how sweaty I am, bro. | 看看我有多出汗,哥们。 |
| 530 | After stopping to get some water and nearly passing out, | 停下来拿水,差点晕倒 |
| 531 | we decided to head to our next neighborhood | 我们决定去邻里 |
| 532 | and we got right to terrorizing. | 我们有权恐吓他 |
| 533 | Neighborhood after neighborhood, | 邻里之后, |
| 534 | this monster had seen every inch of my city. | 这个怪物看到了我的城市的每一寸土地 |
| 535 | I think we do a couple more | и稱и暗碭Ω |
| 536 | and then I think I'm cooked, brother. | 然后我想我被煮熟了,兄弟。 |
| 537 | Behind me, this house has three separate postmate orders | 在我身后,这房子有三个分开的 后狱长命令 |
| 538 | that haven't even been picked up. | 还没被找到呢 |
| 539 | Let's give them something to talk about in the morning. | 让我们给他们一些东西 谈论在早晨。 |
| 540 | Go, go. | 冲啊,冲啊 |
| 541 | Oh, damn it. | 该死 |
| 542 | Did you film that? | 你拍的吗? |
| 543 | How bad was it? | 情况有多糟? |
| 544 | That's so good, that's so bad. | 善哉善哉恶哉. |
| 545 | It's a good one to end it on. | 结结之妙. |
| 546 | We've pretty much hit the top five neighborhoods | 我们差不多撞到了前五个街区 |
| 547 | in my entire city | 在我整个城市 |
| 548 | and the monster plague has definitely spread. | 怪物瘟疫已经蔓延 |
| 549 | Even one post, I feel like big success. | 甚至一个帖子,我感觉很成功 |
| 550 | I guess now we just have to wait. | 我想现在我们只需要等待。 |
| 551 | Let's get out of here before the cops get called. | 在警察接到报警之前,我们离开这儿 |
| 552 | We packed up the monster costume for the very last time | 我们最后一次收拾了怪兽服装 |
| 553 | and all I could think in my head was, | 我脑子里想的就是 |
| 554 | I really hope that that worked. | 我真的希望这能奏效。 |
| 555 | Holy, okay. | 天啊,没事的。 |
| 556 | Breaking news. | 突发新闻. |
| 557 | Somebody posted a video of the monster costume. | 有人张贴了怪物服装的视频. |
| 558 | She captioned the video. | 她给录影带做了字幕 |
| 559 | What the hell did any others in Newport Beach area | 纽波特海滩的其他人到底做了什么 |
| 560 | at nearby Ensign Middle School | 在附近的海军中校 |
| 561 | get this guy snooping around your door? | 这家伙在你门口偷窥? |
| 562 | The video that is attached is ridiculous. | 附上的视频是荒谬的。 |
| 563 | We got posted, bro. | 我们被通知了,兄弟 |
| 564 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 565 | I was so worried that all of this was gonna be for nothing. | 我担心这一切会白费力气 |
| 566 | One of the top comments here says, | 顶级评论之一 说, |
| 567 | someone goofing around probably lives there too. | 可能有人在附近闲逛 也住在那里 |
| 568 | Authorities have been notified. | 当局已接到通知。 |
| 569 | That's not good. | 这可不好 |
| 570 | Margaret said, I would scream. | 玛格丽特说,我会尖叫。 |
| 571 | Holly said, somebody needs to get off the drugs. | Holly说有人得戒药 |
| 572 | Not funny. | 一点都不好笑 |
| 573 | It's funny to think that these people | 觉得这些人 |
| 574 | are probably gonna see this video. | 可能会看到这个视频。 |
| 575 | I love you. | 我爱你 |
| 576 | I hope I didn't scare you too bad. | 希望我没吓到你 |
| 577 | Yet another next door post. | 又一个隔壁的帖子 |
| 578 | This one might be the best video so far. | 这个可能是目前为止最好的录像 |
| 579 | Lots of people on this post are finding this quite funny, | 这个职位上很多人都觉得这很有趣 |
| 580 | which I am happy with. | 我很高兴 |
| 581 | 这个人说,LMAO WTF。 | |
| 582 | This is my second time seeing this guy on the app. | 这是我第二次看到这家伙在应用软件上。 |
| 583 | Everyone in my city at this point has seen these videos. | 我城里的每个人都看过这些录像 |
| 584 | Someone has posted one of the flyers | 有人贴了一张传单 |
| 585 | that we put up days ago. | 我们几天前提出的。 |
| 586 | These posts just keep coming. | 这些帖子一直来 |
| 587 | You guys are not gonna believe this. | 你们不会相信的 |
| 588 | Another post has been made to the next door app. | 另一篇文章已经写到隔壁的应用上。 |
| 589 | He says, last night I received an alert | 他说昨晚我收到警报 |
| 590 | from my ring camera, but didn't think much of it | 从我的戒指摄像头, 但没想到它 |
| 591 | at the time and didn't bother checking it. | 当时没有去查 |
| 592 | This morning, my wife happened to look at the footage | 今天早上,我妻子碰巧看了录像 |
| 593 | and saw something quite unusual. | 并看到一些非常不寻常的东西。 |
| 594 | Could this be some sort of prank | 会不会是恶作剧 |
| 595 | or is this something more serious | 或者这是更严重的事情 |
| 596 | that I should be reporting? | 我应该报告吗? |
| 597 | Okay, and the video attached is ridiculous. | 好吧,视频附着是荒谬的。 |
| 598 | There's a high probability | 有很高的概率 |
| 599 | that there's a police investigation going on. | 警方正在调查 |
| 600 | That is crazy. | 太疯狂了 |
| 601 | Oh my gosh. | 天呐 |
| 602 | Our Facebook video just hit 20,000 views. | 我们的Facebook视频点击了两万次 |
| 603 | That is our most viewed video to date. | 这是我们迄今为止观看最多的视频。 |
| 604 | The video is now at 30,000 views. | 视频现在有3万次观看. |
| 605 | I don't know how this is even possible, | 我不知道这怎么可能 |
| 606 | but our video just crossed 50,000 views. | 但我们的视频 刚刚突破了5万个视图。 |
| 607 | Oh my God, bro. | 哦,我的上帝,哥们。 |
| 608 | Our video just hit 100,000 views. | 我们的视频刚刚点击了10万次。 |
| 609 | Our video has now crossed 150,000 views. | 我们的视频现在已经突破了15万次观看. |
| 610 | The video is now at 200,000. | 视频目前为20万. |
| 611 | 500,000 views. | 五十万观. |
| 612 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 613 | And 191,200,000. | 还有191,200,000美元。 |
| 614 | No! | 没有! |
| 615 | Oh乎! | |
| 616 | This is like outgrown or significant. | 这就像成熟或重要。 |
| 617 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 618 | If that's not viral, I don't know what is, bro. | 如果这不是病毒,我不知道是什么,兄弟。 |
| 619 | If my goal was to give people something | 如果我的目标是给别人一些东西 |
| 620 | to actually talk about that's interesting, | 真正谈论这个很有趣, |
| 621 | I feel like we definitely completed that goal, | 我觉得我们绝对完成了这个目标, |
| 622 | which means, I hate to say it, | 也就是说,我不想说, |
| 623 | but my days as a monster were over. | 但我作为一个怪物的日子已经结束了。 |
| 624 | But remember to never get too comfortable, | 但记住永远不要太舒服 |
| 625 | because something is always lurking. | 因为有些东西总是潜伏着 |
| 626 | I just tripped my city with a fake monster. | 我刚刚用假怪物绊倒了我的城市 |
| 627 | Got a cool joke here, I'm balling. | 有个不错的笑话,我在打球 |
| 628 | It's where I know Michelle Thompson. | 我认识米歇尔・汤普森 |
| 629 | And I feel like I'm causing a problem, yeah. | 我觉得自己在制造麻烦 |
| 630 | But I will not solve it. | 但我不会解决的 |
| 631 | Set them up so thanks for watching. | 把他们安排好,谢谢你的观看 |
| 632 | Like, share, make sure to comment. | 像,分享, 确保评论。 |
| 633 | Y'all some ghosts? | 你们都是鬼魂吗? |
| 634 | I love you. | 我爱你 |
| 635 | Goodbye. | 再见 |
| 636 | Guys, don't forget, use code JACK19. | 别忘了,用JACK19代码 |
| 637 | Go get one of these kits, they're awesome. | 去拿一个这些包,它们真棒。 |
| 638 | Love you guys, goodbye. | 我爱你们,再见。 |
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