我出轨了，对象竟是女友的表妹……
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:01 | Mm-hmm. | 对 |
| 0:03 | We can't keep doing this. | 我们不能再这样下去了 |
| 0:05 | Why not? | 为什么不呢? |
| 0:07 | What if Claire finds out? | 如果克莱尔发现呢? |
| 0:09 | Yeah | 对 |
| 0:11 | That's never gonna happen | 这不可能 |
| 0:13 | Okay, I know that's what everyone says but Mikey she is my cousin. | 好吧 我知道大家都这么说 但迈克是我表弟 |
| 0:17 | I know it's super hot. | 我知道这是超级热。 |
| 0:19 | It's not hot. | 不热. |
| 0:20 | Oh | 瓳 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mm-hmm. | 对 |
| 2 | We can't keep doing this. | 我们不能再这样下去了 |
| 3 | Why not? | 为什么不呢? |
| 4 | What if Claire finds out? | 如果克莱尔发现呢? |
| 5 | Yeah | 对 |
| 6 | That's never gonna happen | 这不可能 |
| 7 | Okay, I know that's what everyone says but Mikey she is my cousin. | 好吧 我知道大家都这么说 但迈克是我表弟 |
| 8 | I know it's super hot. | 我知道这是超级热。 |
| 9 | It's not hot. | 不热. |
| 10 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 11 | You brought that up because you feel guilty about this or something. | 你提这个是因为你对此感到内疚 |
| 12 | Yes | 对 |
| 13 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 14 | Well, listen, babe | 听着,宝贝 |
| 15 | Claire's a lot of things. | 克莱尔是很多事情。 |
| 16 | She's a super nice girl | 她是个好女孩 |
| 17 | I'm sure she's a good enough cousin or whatever, but she is not the sharpest tool in the shed | 我敢肯定,她是一个好 足够表弟或什么的, 但她不是最尖锐的工具 在棚子里 |
| 18 | What is that supposed to mean? | 这是什么意思? |
| 19 | 嗯,这是一个euphophism | |
| 20 | It means she's not very bright | 意思是她不太聪明 |
| 21 | Clearly that runs in the family | 很明显,这是在家庭里 |
| 22 | Excuse me. | 对不起。 |
| 23 | All I'm telling you is that I'm a very intelligent man. | 我只告诉你,我是一个非常聪明的人。 |
| 24 | Yeah, that's what you keep telling me | 是啊,这就是你一直告诉我的 |
| 25 | Here's the thing baby. | 是这样的,宝贝。 |
| 26 | I had smart people I've done it my whole life | 我有聪明人 我一辈子都这样做 |
| 27 | It's not something I particularly love to do but | 这不是我特别喜欢做的事 |
| 28 | It's something I must do to keep beautiful women like you in my life and I'll continue to do it if it keeps beautiful women | 我一定要做点什么 才能把像你这样的美女 留在我的生活里 我会继续做下去 |
| 29 | Like you in my life | 就像我生命中的你一样 |
| 30 | Even if it means outsmarting my dumbass girlfriend | 就算是聪明的女朋友 |
| 31 | Okay, same town tomorrow night | 好,明晚同一个小镇 |
| 32 | Yeah, sure. | 当然 |
| 33 | I need to say that | 我要说 |
| 34 | Cool. | 凉爽。 |
| 35 | Good night | 边 |
| 36 | I'm gonna regret this for the rest of my life | 我一辈子都会后悔的 |
| 37 | Sup babe | 苏普宝贝 |
| 38 | Hey Oh | 顿 |
| 39 | It's mine from last night. | 这是昨晚给我的 |
| 40 | Oh, it's not mine | 这不是我的 |
| 41 | Lucky me. | 真幸运 |
| 42 | Where were you? | 你刚才去哪了? |
| 43 | What's up? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 44 | Where were you just now? | 你刚才去哪了? |
| 45 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 46 | Working late | 晚点上班 |
| 47 | Really? | 真的吗? |
| 48 | Yeah, just working working late. | 对,只是加班而已 |
| 49 | You make me dinner. | 你让我吃晚饭。 |
| 50 | You don't have a job | 你没有工作 |
| 51 | What you're unemployed, so I'm just like wondering how you were working late | 你失业了 所以我想知道你工作很晚 |
| 52 | Right. | 对 |
| 53 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 54 | Good point, babe. | 说得好,宝贝 |
| 55 | Um, I actually just got a job. | 嗯,我其实只是得到了一个工作。 |
| 56 | Oh, you just got a job. | 哦,你刚得到一份工作。 |
| 57 | Yeah | 对 |
| 58 | That's exciting | 这太刺激了 |
| 59 | Yeah, first day on the j-o-b | 是啊,第一天在J -o -b |
| 60 | Okay, so you have a job now that I've heard nothing about and you were working late. | 好吧,所以你有一个工作 现在,我还没有听说 你工作很晚。 |
| 61 | Yep | 对 |
| 62 | That's my story and I'm sticking to it now about dinner. | 这就是我的故事,我现在坚持 关于晚餐。 |
| 63 | You make that lasagna. | 你做的千层面。 |
| 64 | I asked you to what's the job? | 我问你什么是工作? |
| 65 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 66 | You didn't think I was gonna ask you what the job is what job the one you just started today. | 你以为我不会问你 今天刚开始的工作是什么? |
| 67 | It's ah | 这是啊 |
| 68 | saw a taxi cab | 看到一辆出租车 |
| 69 | just | 刚刚 |
| 70 | Taxi cab taxi cab driver driver. | 出租车出租车司机。 |
| 71 | Oh, okay taxi cab driver | 哦,好吧,出租车司机 |
| 72 | Yep | 对 |
| 73 | They just want to fit me for my seatbelt quick and easy lasagna time | 他们只是想把我装成安全带 快速和轻松的千层面格时间 |
| 74 | That is a very interesting job for someone who has their license suspended from 3du eyes | 对于一个被吊销执照的人来说 这份工作非常有趣 |
| 75 | What you can't drive? | 什么不能开? |
| 76 | So I'm just wondering how you got this driving job | 所以我想知道你是怎么找到这个司机的 |
| 77 | Well, you know, um | 嗯,你知道吗,嗯 |
| 78 | I'm pretty I talked to a judge. | 我和法官谈过了 |
| 79 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 80 | You talked to a judge. | 你跟法官谈过了 |
| 81 | I got you. | 我扶着你 |
| 82 | Well, you talked to a judge. | 你和法官谈过了 |
| 83 | Of course, that's how it works | 当然,就是这样 |
| 84 | You get free DUI's just ask the judge nicely and you got hired as a driver. | 你得到免费的酒驾只是 问法官好 你被聘为司机。 |
| 85 | Yeah, totally forgot. | 是啊,完全忘记了。 |
| 86 | That's how it works. | 师便打. |
| 87 | Yeah | 对 |
| 88 | judge | 法官 |
| 89 | Surveys, so that's cool. | 调查,所以这很酷。 |
| 90 | When when I do what did you talk to judge survey, sir? | 当我做的时候,你说什么 判断调查,先生? |
| 91 | Yesterday yesterday | 昨日,我说 |
| 92 | Yesterday, you know what's weird about that Mikey lasagna time. | 昨天,你知道什么是奇怪 迈克拉面时间。 |
| 93 | You never left the house yesterday. | 你昨天从没离开过房子 |
| 94 | Yeah, I did | 对,我做到了 |
| 95 | No, because if my memory serves me | 不,因为如果我的记忆为我服务 |
| 96 | I asked you to take out the trash and I remember asking you for lasagna | 我叫你把垃圾倒掉,我记得要你面条 |
| 97 | And you said you would do it when you leave exactly | 你说你离开的时候会这么做 |
| 98 | So I waited all day for you to leave and I did and you never did you just sat in your room and played | 我等了你一整天才走 你却没坐在房间里玩 |
| 99 | Grand Theft Auto all day. | 大盗汽车一整天。 |
| 100 | Yeah, I did so I | 是的,我这样做,我 |
| 101 | Couldn't have talked to the judge yesterday | 昨天不能和法官说话 |
| 102 | So it sounds like you didn't talk to a judge. | 看来你没有跟法官说话 |
| 103 | You didn't get your license back | 你没拿回驾照 |
| 104 | You didn't start the new taxi cab driver job sharp as a whip today, babe | 你今天没开新出租车司机的车当鞭子,宝贝 |
| 105 | So where were you today? | 那你今天去哪了? 说吧 |
| 106 | Uh | 对 |
| 107 | Where was I? | 我说到哪儿了? |
| 108 | It's okay. | 没关系。 |
| 109 | Don't think too hard. | 别太认真 |
| 110 | Don't want you to hurt yourself. | 不欲自伤. |
| 111 | Oh, I got it | 哦,我来 |
| 112 | And it's the truth too. | 而实也. |
| 113 | Just didn't want to break this one out yet. | 只是不想打破这个了。 |
| 114 | This was supposed to be a surprise, babe. | 这应该是一个惊喜,宝贝。 |
| 115 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 116 | Love you so much that I'm taking Spanish lessons at night. | 爱你这么多,我晚上上西班牙语课 |
| 117 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 118 | Spanish lessons, okay lasagna time. | 西班牙语课,拉面时间。 |
| 119 | Why would you go and do a thing like that? | 你为什么去做这种事? |
| 120 | to propose to you in your native tongue, oh, that's | 用你的母语向你求婚, 哦,这是 |
| 121 | Pretty sweet really | 真可爱 |
| 122 | You bought up except I don't speak Spanish | 你买的除了我不说西班牙语 |
| 123 | French no Italian no | 法语没有意大利语没有 |
| 124 | Mango not a language Mandarin's the one I meant to say I don't speak that either fine | 普通话不是普通话,我是想说 普通话不是普通话 |
| 125 | I wasn't doing any that I was buying a ring a ring. | 我没有做任何我买戒指。 |
| 126 | Yes. | 对 |
| 127 | Where is it? | 在甚么处. |
| 128 | It's in my car | 在我车里 |
| 129 | You don't have a car you wrapped it around a telephone pole when you had your third DUI your car | 你没有车 你把它包在电话杆上 当你有你的第三次酒驾 你的车 |
| 130 | I would never let you touch my car you free DUIs | 我永远不会让你碰我的车 你免费的酒驾 |
| 131 | Fuck, so where were you? | 他妈的,那么你在哪里? |
| 132 | I was out with my | 我当时和我的 |
| 133 | Cousin no your cousin. | 你表哥没你表哥 |
| 134 | No friends. | 没有朋友 |
| 135 | I was out with my friends your friends | 我和朋友出去了 你的朋友们 |
| 136 | Yeah, oh you're with your friends now, where's that lasagna bitch who oh all of them oh | 是啊,哦,你现在与你的朋友, 在哪里那个千层面的婊子 谁哦,他们都哦 |
| 137 | I was with Jake Ryan Brendan Sully and Andrew. | 我跟杰克·瑞安·布伦丹·萨利和安德鲁在一起 |
| 138 | He was there. | 他当时在场 |
| 139 | He said something really funny. | 他说了一些很有趣的话 |
| 140 | Actually he was I | 其实他是我 |
| 141 | Can't remember it. | 不记得了 |
| 142 | You were not with Andrew | 你没有和安德鲁在一起 |
| 143 | I was but I didn't want to tell you about it cuz we were gambling and having fucking fun | 我是,但我不想告诉你 这件事,因为我们赌博 和有他妈的乐趣 |
| 144 | I need to be hard on me about it | 我需要对我硬起来 |
| 145 | Andrew was not there. | 安德鲁不在那里。 |
| 146 | How would you know that I guess I don't | 你怎么知道,我猜我没有 |
| 147 | Wouldn't know you're right | 不知道你是对的 |
| 148 | buzzer-beater | 蜂鸣器 |
| 149 | Yeah, silly me making assumptions | 是啊,傻我做假设 |
| 150 | Well, I'm glad you had fun cool cool. | 好吧,我很高兴你有乐趣凉爽。 |
| 151 | So did you make that lasagna? | 你做的千层面? |
| 152 | It's in the fridge cool | 在冰箱里凉爽的 |
| 153 | Sorry about calling you bitch earlier. | 抱歉刚才打给你 |
| 154 | I didn't mean it. | 我不是这个意思 |
| 155 | Just you're really coming at me. | 只是你真的要冲我过来 |
| 156 | Well lasagna is in the fridge | 好吧,面条在冰箱里 |
| 157 | I'll leave you to it. | 随你便 |
| 158 | Don't come in my room | 别到我房间来 |
| 159 | See ya. | 再见 |
| 160 | It's like stealing a baby from the candy store | 就像从糖果店偷小孩一样 |
| 161 | Lasagna time | 拉萨格纳时间 |
| 162 | Oh Jesus | ぱ摆 |
| 163 | Did he find out? | 他发现了吗? |
| 164 | No, of course he didn't find out. | 不,他当然不知道。 |
| 165 | He's dumb as shit. | 他笨得像狗屎一样 |
| 166 | He's never gonna find out. | 他永远不会知道。 |
| 167 | That's what everyone says | 大家都这么说 |
| 168 | Lasagna time. | 拉萨格纳时间. |
| 169 | I'm a very intelligent woman. | 我是一个非常聪明的女人。 |
| 170 | Okay, let me handle this | 好吧,让我来处理 |
| 171 | Okay | 还好 |
| 172 | Did I hear you were making lasagna? | 我听到你在做面条吗? |
| 173 | I'll get you a piece | 我拿一块给你 |
| 174 | corner slice, please | 请切片 |
| 175 | Lasagna time | 拉萨格纳时间 |
| 176 | Okay lasagna time | 好吧,千层面条时间 |
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