二次元宅男接受心理专家助理的约会邀请？结果大反转
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | My twin brother is addicted to anime. | 我双胞胎哥哥对动漫上瘾了 |
| 0:02 | Oh, Desmond, what is that smell? | 哦,德斯蒙,那是什么味道? |
| 0:04 | That's the smell of my waifu. | 这就是我的香味 |
| 0:06 | We were watching dirty anime and she's a squado. | 我们在看肮脏的动画 她是一个小队。 |
| 0:09 | What do you want me to do? | 你要我怎么办? |
| 0:10 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 0:10 | The guy on YouTube said you would know | YouTube上的那个人说你知道 |
| 0:11 | how to fix stuff like this. | 如何修复这样的东西。 |
| 0:12 | Now, this blind guy is a therapist | 这个瞎子是心理医生 |
| 0:14 | with a zero star rating on Yelp | 在Yelp上评为零星 |
展开字幕全文（490 条）
| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | My twin brother is addicted to anime. | 我双胞胎哥哥对动漫上瘾了 |
| 2 | Oh, Desmond, what is that smell? | 哦,德斯蒙,那是什么味道? |
| 3 | That's the smell of my waifu. | 这就是我的香味 |
| 4 | We were watching dirty anime and she's a squado. | 我们在看肮脏的动画 她是一个小队。 |
| 5 | What do you want me to do? | 你要我怎么办? |
| 6 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 7 | The guy on YouTube said you would know | YouTube上的那个人说你知道 |
| 8 | how to fix stuff like this. | 如何修复这样的东西。 |
| 9 | Now, this blind guy is a therapist | 这个瞎子是心理医生 |
| 10 | with a zero star rating on Yelp | 在Yelp上评为零星 |
| 11 | because his clients don't like hearing the truth. | 因为他的客户不喜欢听真相 |
| 12 | Why are you here? | 你为什么在这里? |
| 13 | You're an unemployed, dirty one-year-old man | 你是个失业的 肮脏的一岁男人 |
| 14 | who watches anime all day from your air mattress. | 整天在你的气垫上看动画 |
| 15 | I'm already about to boast. | 我已经要自夸了 |
| 16 | Looks like it's time I employ my finishing move. | 看来我该用最后的动作了 |
| 17 | Ah! | 摆! |
| 18 | Desmond? | 德斯蒙德吗? |
| 19 | Ah! | 摆! |
| 20 | You all right in there? | 你没事吧? |
| 21 | Ah! | 摆! |
| 22 | Oh, Desmond, what is that smell? | 哦,德斯蒙,那是什么味道? |
| 23 | That's the smell of my waifu. | 这就是我的香味 |
| 24 | We were watching dirty anime and she's a squado. | 我们在看肮脏的动画 她是一个小队。 |
| 25 | You need to wash that damn thing. | 你需要洗掉那该死的东西。 |
| 26 | No! | 没有! |
| 27 | I'm not washing it. | 我不会洗的 |
| 28 | No one shall dare stick my waifu | 没有人敢坚持我的威福 |
| 29 | in one of those cool washing mechanisms. | 在一个很酷的洗衣机。 |
| 30 | Desmond, it smells like somebody died in here. | 德斯蒙,闻起来有人死在这里 |
| 31 | The only person who will die in here | 只有一个人会死在这里 |
| 32 | is anybody who tries to wash my waifu. | 谁想洗我的香肠? |
| 33 | Yo, what is up, my high value males? | 哟,怎么了,我的高价值男人? |
| 34 | Today, we're gonna be talking about a real high value male, | 今天,我们将谈论 一个真正的高价值的男性, |
| 35 | Dr. Victor Blaine. | 维克多·布莱恩博士 |
| 36 | This guy might be the biggest chat | 这家伙可能是最大的聊天 |
| 37 | we've ever had since Andrew Tate. | 我们从安德鲁·泰特开始就有过 |
| 38 | Now, this Blaine guy is a therapist | 布莱恩是个治疗师 |
| 39 | with a zero star rating on Yelp | 在Yelp上评为零星 |
| 40 | because his clients don't like hearing the truth. | 因为他的客户不喜欢听真相 |
| 41 | Drop a comment in the comments below | 在下面的评论中丢弃一个注释 |
| 42 | if you think this guy's clients are blue-pilled and gay. | 如果你认为这家伙的客户 是蓝色的和同性恋。 |
| 43 | This one bitch in the review said, | 评论里那个婊子说 |
| 44 | zero stars, he called me fat. | 零星,他叫我胖子。 |
| 45 | But if you look at her profile picture, she is fat. | 但是如果你看看她的档案照片 她很胖 |
| 46 | She left this review one year ago, right? | 她一年前离开了这次审查 对吧? |
| 47 | And I decided to look her up on Facebook. | 我决定在脸书上找她 |
| 48 | She's actually hot now. | 她现在很性感 |
| 49 | She actually lost the weight. | 她真的减肥了 |
| 50 | This Blaine guy is big. | 布莱恩是个大人物 |
| 51 | So, it sounds like if you've got like | 所以,这听起来像 如果你有像 |
| 52 | a chud-ass family member you needed to fix, | 一个需要修补的混蛋家庭成员 |
| 53 | call this guy. | 打电话给这家伙。 |
| 54 | I mean, this guy can fix anybody. | 我的意思是,这家伙可以解决任何人。 |
| 55 | I mean, it's safe to say this guy gets a hell of a lot. | 我的意思是,这是安全的说 这家伙得到很多地狱。 |
| 56 | And he doesn't even have a job. | 他甚至没有工作。 |
| 57 | All he does is sit inside all day and watch anime. | 他只会整天坐在里面看动画片 |
| 58 | So, you've got a unemployed roommate? | 所以,你有一个失业室友? |
| 59 | Yeah, his name is Desmond. | 对 他叫德斯蒙德 |
| 60 | How'd you meet this guy? | 你怎么认识这个人的? |
| 61 | 他是我弟弟,我认识他 He's my brother. | |
| 62 | What do you want me to do? | 你要我怎么办? |
| 63 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 64 | The guy on YouTube said you would know | YouTube上的那个人说你知道 |
| 65 | how to fix stuff like this | 如何修复这样的东西 |
| 66 | because you're a high value male. | 因为你是一个高价值的男性。 |
| 67 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 68 | Look, I really need your help | 听着 我真的需要你的帮助 |
| 69 | because I don't know how to fix this situation | 因为我不知道如何解决这种情况 |
| 70 | and the people on Reddit said you would. | 瑞迪特的人说你会的 |
| 71 | You wanna fix your situation? | 你想改变你的处境吗? |
| 72 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 73 | Kick his ass out. | 踢他的屁股出来。 |
| 74 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 75 | No, I can't do that. | 不,我不能这样做。 |
| 76 | Why? | 为什么? |
| 77 | I just can't. | 我只是无法。 |
| 78 | Hey, Paul. | 嘿,保罗。 |
| 79 | There are other ways to handle the situation | 临Τ快猭 |
| 80 | besides kicking your brother out. | 除了把你弟弟赶出去外 还要把你弟弟赶出去 |
| 81 | Don't listen to him. | 别听他的 |
| 82 | No, I don't listen to her. | 不,我不听她的话。 |
| 83 | She's just a stupid-ass intern. | 她只是个愚蠢的实习生 |
| 84 | Listen, if you don't wanna deal with your brother, | 听着 如果你不想和你弟弟打交道 |
| 85 | then kick his ass out. | 然后踢他的屁股出来。 |
| 86 | If you're too scared to kick his ass out, | 如果你太害怕把他踢出来 |
| 87 | then deal with him. | 然后处理他。 |
| 88 | I mean, it's pretty simple. | 我的意思是,这很简单。 |
| 89 | What if I paid you to deal with him? | 如果我付钱让你处理他怎么办? |
| 90 | Yeah, send him on over. | 是的,让他过来。 |
| 91 | I'll tell him the same thing I'm telling you. | 亦复如是告阿难言. |
| 92 | No, he'd never come here. | 不,他永远不会来这里。 |
| 93 | He moved in like a month ago | 他一个月前搬进来的 |
| 94 | and he's only left his room once. | 他只离开过一次房间 |
| 95 | I was saying I could pay you to come to him. | 我说我可以付钱让你去找他 |
| 96 | That way you guys can actually help him. | 这样你们才能帮助他 |
| 97 | I'll pay you double. | 我付你双倍钱 |
| 98 | Absolutely not. | 绝对不是。 |
| 99 | Wait, please. | 请等一下 |
| 100 | Why would you do that? | 你为什么要这么做? |
| 101 | Do what? | 怎样? |
| 102 | Say no to all that money. | 拒绝所有的钱。 |
| 103 | What do you care? | 你关心什么? |
| 104 | You're an unpaid intern. | 你是没有报酬的实习生 |
| 105 | Yeah, well, if you can't afford to keep practicing, | 是啊,如果你不能继续练习, |
| 106 | then I won't have the chance to help anyone anymore. | 这样我就不会有机会帮助任何人了 |
| 107 | Look, I really like interning here, | 你看,我真的很喜欢在这里实习, |
| 108 | but I feel like I haven't actually had the chance | 但我觉得自己没有机会 |
| 109 | to help anyone yet. | 帮助任何人 |
| 110 | Yes, you have. | 是的,你有过。 |
| 111 | You help me and I help others. | 你帮我,我帮别人 |
| 112 | So, you know, butterfly effect. | 所以,你知道,蝴蝶效应。 |
| 113 | Hey, Dr. Blaine, please don't get upset when I say this. | Blaine医生 我这么说的时候 请不要生气 |
| 114 | I don't feel like you actually help anyone. | 我不觉得你帮了别人 |
| 115 | I understand the thought process | 我理解这个想法 |
| 116 | behind being brutally honest, | 背着残酷的诚实, |
| 117 | but sometimes you go further than that. | 但有时你走得更远 |
| 118 | Sometimes you're just plain old mean. | 有时你只是普通的老坏蛋。 |
| 119 | Oh God, you're mad. | 天啊,你疯了 |
| 120 | Please don't be mad. | 请不要生气。 |
| 121 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 122 | I'm not mad. | 我没有生气。 |
| 123 | You're not? | 你没有吗? |
| 124 | No, why would I be mad about you being wrong? | 不,我为什么要生气 你错了? |
| 125 | I love being right. | 我喜欢正确 |
| 126 | Look, I just feel like you should try | 你看,我只是觉得你应该试试 |
| 127 | a more positive approach. | 一种更积极的做法。 |
| 128 | Listen, if you come to therapy, | 听着,如果你来治疗, |
| 129 | you're probably in a rut. | 可能你现在很紧张 |
| 130 | My job as a therapist is to get you out of that rut | 我做心理医生的工作就是把你弄出来 |
| 131 | and out of my sessions. | 和我的疗程。 |
| 132 | Yeah, so? | 是吗? |
| 133 | So I don't want them to get too comfortable here. | 所以我不想让他们太舒服 |
| 134 | I'd rather this place be a war zone than a comfort zone. | 我宁愿这里是战区 也不要是舒适区 |
| 135 | You know why? | 你知道为什么吗? |
| 136 | Because I don't care about being liked by my clients. | 因为我不在乎被客户喜欢 |
| 137 | I care about helping them grow. | 我关心帮助他们成长 |
| 138 | Okay, well, if you really care about | 好吧,如果你真的关心 |
| 139 | helping your clients grow, | 帮助你的客户成长 |
| 140 | then why aren't you going over there | 那你为什么不过去? |
| 141 | to help that guy's brother? | 帮助他的兄弟? |
| 142 | Because that guy's brother is not my client. | 因为那家伙的弟弟不是我的客户 |
| 143 | Therefore, I don't give a shit. | 因此,我不在乎这个 |
| 144 | Well, putting those ethics aside, | 把道德观念放在一边 |
| 145 | you're going broke. | 你会破产的。 |
| 146 | And thousands of reviews on Yelp | 和成千上万的评论 Yelp |
| 147 | calling you a misogynistic, fat-phobic butthole | 叫你讨厌女人 讨厌肥胖的屁眼 |
| 148 | aren't helping you get any richer. | 没有帮助你更富有。 |
| 149 | So, unless you wanna be the unemployed bum | 所以,除非你想成为失业的流浪汉 |
| 150 | living with a family member, | 与家庭成员一起生活, |
| 151 | I suggest you suck it up | 我建议你吸一下 |
| 152 | and show up at that guy's apartment. | 并出现在那家伙的公寓。 |
| 153 | Thank you guys for coming. | 谢谢你们能来 |
| 154 | I would love to stay and talk, | 我很想留下来谈谈, |
| 155 | but I'm running late for work, | 但我上班要迟到了 |
| 156 | so I'm really gonna go. | 所以我真的会去。 |
| 157 | Wait, what about the money? | 等等,那钱呢? |
| 158 | I was gonna get it after work. | 我下班后会拿到的 |
| 159 | Is that okay? | 可以吗? |
| 160 | Yes, that's fine. | 是的,没关系。 |
| 161 | Oh, also, don't walk in that door without knocking. | 哦,还有,不要走进那扇门 不敲门。 |
| 162 | You don't wanna go in there unannounced. | 你不想不事先通知就进去的 |
| 163 | I mean, how bad can it be? | 我是说,这有多糟? |
| 164 | So, what died in here? | 那么,什么死在这里? |
| 165 | Huh? | 是吗? |
| 166 | What died in here? | 死在这里的是什么? |
| 167 | Nothing. | 没什么 |
| 168 | Are you sure? | 你确定吗? |
| 169 | Because there's a lot of flies. | 因为有很多苍蝇 |
| 170 | You mean protein? | 你是说蛋白质? |
| 171 | So why are you here? | 那你为什么来这里? |
| 172 | You're gonna try and wash my waifu or something? | 你要洗我的香肠吗? |
| 173 | Because if you won't, | 因为如果你不愿意 |
| 174 | I will cut you down with my blade! | 我会用我的刀砍你! |
| 175 | Do not wave this shit at me. | 别对我挥手 |
| 176 | I can do as I please in my domain. | 随我所愿力故. |
| 177 | You have no leverage. | 你没有筹码 |
| 178 | I'm the one with the sword. | 持剑者我. |
| 179 | Desmond, I have a gun. | 德斯蒙,我有枪 |
| 180 | No, you don't. | 不,你没有。 |
| 181 | Prove it! | 证明给我看! |
| 182 | Motherfucker, if I pull it out, I'm gonna use it. | 狗娘养的,如果我拔出来,我会用它。 |
| 183 | All right, Desmond, you have nothing to worry about. | 好吧,德斯蒙德,你没什么好担心的 |
| 184 | We are not here to wash your waifu. | 我们不是来洗你的香肠的 |
| 185 | Well, I would actually like to see you in a bathwiffle, | 好吧,我其实想看你 在浴巾, |
| 186 | swishing around, | 摇摆着, |
| 187 | pulling little soap bubbles on each other's head. | 把肥皂泡泡在对方头上 |
| 188 | I can see it. | 我看得出来 |
| 189 | I can see it clearly. | 我看得出来 |
| 190 | I can't stop thinking about it. | 念念不绝. |
| 191 | Desmond, we are not here to help you | 德斯蒙,我们不是来帮你的 |
| 192 | with bathing your waifu. | 与沐浴你的伟孚。 |
| 193 | We're here to help you with other things. | 我们是来帮你的 |
| 194 | Other things? | 其他东西? |
| 195 | What else could you possibly think I need help with? | 你觉得我还需要什么帮助? |
| 196 | You're an unemployed 31-year-old man | 你是个失业的31岁男人 |
| 197 | who watches anime all day from your air mattress. | 整天在你的气垫上看动画 |
| 198 | Oh, I don't need help with that stuff. | 哦 我不需要帮忙 |
| 199 | It's easy! | 这很简单! |
| 200 | You also smell like shit. | 你也闻起来像狗屎。 |
| 201 | My waifu says she likes my stench. | 我的威佛说她喜欢我的臭味 |
| 202 | Your waifu did not say that. | 你的伟孚没这么说 |
| 203 | She didn't say anything, actually, | 她什么也没说 |
| 204 | because she's a pillow. | 因为她是一个枕头。 |
| 205 | Oh, really? | 是吗? |
| 206 | She didn't feel much like a pillow last night. | 她昨晚感觉不太像枕头 |
| 207 | Ha. | |
| 208 | What are you doing? | 你在干吗? |
| 209 | I'm gonna sit my ass right here | 我要坐在这里 |
| 210 | until his brother gets home, | 直到他弟弟回家为止 |
| 211 | and then when I get my money, I'm leaving. | 等我拿到钱,我就走 |
| 212 | You're seriously not gonna try to help that guy? | 你真的不打算帮那个家伙吗? |
| 213 | No, I'm good. | 不,我没事。 |
| 214 | That's so messed up, you have to help him. | 太糟了,你得帮他 |
| 215 | I thought you said my methods didn't work, | 我以为你说我的方法行不通 |
| 216 | and I also thought you said that | 我也以为你说过 |
| 217 | you haven't got to help anybody yet, | 你还没有帮助任何人, |
| 218 | so how about you stop holding my hand | 不如你别再握我的手了 |
| 219 | and go help him yourself? | 去帮助他自己? |
| 220 | Fine. | 还好 |
| 221 | I will. | 我会的。 |
| 222 | Yeah, and we'll see how far | 是啊,我们看看有多远 |
| 223 | that positive approach gets you. | 那种积极的态度让你得到。 |
| 224 | Where did Defuidama go? | 德威达马去哪了? |
| 225 | Um, he told me he feels as though | 嗯,他告诉我,他感觉好像 |
| 226 | you beat him in a battle of wits. | 你在一场聪明的战斗中打败了他 |
| 227 | So, he's tapping out for the day. | 所以,他敲出 今天。 |
| 228 | I knew watching all that definitely would pay off. | 我知道看这些肯定会有回报的 |
| 229 | So, Desmond, can you tell me | 德斯蒙,你能告诉我吗? |
| 230 | why you love watching cartoons so much? | 你为什么那么喜欢看漫画? |
| 231 | Cartons? | 卡顿? |
| 232 | It's called freaking anime! | 这叫恐怖动漫! |
| 233 | Okay, I'm sorry, it's not a cartoon. | 好吧,对不起,这不是漫画。 |
| 234 | Damn right it's not. | 没错,它不是。 |
| 235 | It's more than that to you, isn't it? | 对你来说不止如此,不是吗? |
| 236 | It is. | 没错 |
| 237 | What is anime to you, Desmond? | 什么是动画对你来说,德斯蒙德? |
| 238 | For me? | 给我的? |
| 239 | Well, it's an escape into a world of wonders | 嗯,这是一个逃到一个奇迹的世界 |
| 240 | and imagines you can only dream of. | 想象你只能做梦 |
| 241 | That sounds really beautiful, Desmond. | 听起来很美 德斯蒙德 |
| 242 | It does, doesn't it? | 没错,不是吗? |
| 243 | Every day I sit here and I watch | 每天坐在这里看着 |
| 244 | and all I wanna do is fight titans side by side | 我只想和巨人并肩作战 |
| 245 | with Mikasa Ackerman. | 与米卡萨·阿克曼. |
| 246 | I wanna be on stage with Atsune Miku. | 我想和阿苏纳·米库一起上台 |
| 247 | And I wanna go on a date with Makimiya. | 我想和真宫约会 |
| 248 | Who do I think would win in a strogoff | 我认为谁会在一次比赛中获胜 |
| 249 | between Clav and Dr. Blaine? | 克拉夫和布莱恩医生之间? |
| 250 | You know what, Joe, you're asking a good one. | 你知道吗,乔,你问一个好。 |
| 251 | This is tough, all right? | 这很难,好吗? |
| 252 | But, you know, given that Clav suffers from ED, | 但是,你知道,考虑到 Clav 患有ED, |
| 253 | that's just the price of ascending. | 这只是升迁的代价。 |
| 254 | I think Dr. Blaine's gonna beat him out on this one. | 我想布莱恩医生会打倒他的 |
| 255 | He's definitely stroke-mogging Clav. | 他绝对是中风吸吸Clav。 |
| 256 | The fuck is this guy watching? | 这家伙在看什么? |
| 257 | I think I figured out how I can help Desmond. | 我想我已经知道怎么帮德斯蒙了 |
| 258 | Really? | 真的吗? |
| 259 | Yeah, it's simple. | 是啊,很简单。 |
| 260 | Really? | 真的吗? |
| 261 | Yeah, I just need to get him a girlfriend. | 是的,我只是需要给他找个女朋友。 |
| 262 | I'm sure that's gonna be very easy. | 我敢肯定,这将是非常容易的。 |
| 263 | I never said it would be easy, | 我从来没说过这很容易 |
| 264 | but I think it will be easier than you think it will be. | 但我认为这比你想象的要容易 |
| 265 | Wow, this is a very impressive work race. | 哇,这是一个非常令人印象深刻的工作竞赛。 |
| 266 | You're gonna make a great therapist someday. | 你总有一天会成为一个伟大的治疗师 |
| 267 | Desmond, I'm getting you a girlfriend. | 德斯蒙,我给你找个女朋友 |
| 268 | Um, hello? | 有人吗? |
| 269 | I already have Maya. | 我已经有玛雅了。 |
| 270 | Maya is not a real girl. | 玛雅不是一个真正的女孩。 |
| 271 | She is a real girl, on the inside. | 她是一个真正的女孩,在内部。 |
| 272 | You know what? | 你知道吗? |
| 273 | I shouldn't have said that. | 我不应该这么说的 |
| 274 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 275 | You already have a girlfriend | 你已经有女朋友了 |
| 276 | because Maya is a real girl. | 因为玛雅是一个真正的女孩。 |
| 277 | Exactly. | 没错 |
| 278 | And you like having a girlfriend, right? | 你喜欢交女朋友,对吧? |
| 279 | Oh, it's awesome. | 哦,这是真棒。 |
| 280 | Well, imagine how awesome it would be | 想象一下这有多棒 |
| 281 | to have two girlfriends. | 有两个女朋友。 |
| 282 | Holy shit. | 见鬼 |
| 283 | You're right. | 你说得对 |
| 284 | I could use another one on my bed. | 我可以在床上再来一杯 |
| 285 | Plus, Maya could use another girl to talk to. | 此外,玛雅可以 需要另一个女孩说话。 |
| 286 | Right. | 对 |
| 287 | And not to mention the sex. | 更何况性. |
| 288 | It would be awesome. | 这将是真棒。 |
| 289 | So what must I do to obtain a second girlfriend? | 那么,我该怎么做才能得到第二个女朋友? |
| 290 | Because whatever the task is, | 因为不管任务是什么 |
| 291 | I'm ready to face it. | 我准备好面对它。 |
| 292 | Desmond, it's just a shower. | 德斯蒙,只是洗个澡 |
| 293 | I know what it is. | 我知道这是什么。 |
| 294 | That's why I'm so scared. | 故曰惊惧. |
| 295 | Desmond? | 德斯蒙德吗? |
| 296 | Huh? | 是吗? |
| 297 | Would Monkey D. Luffy be scared of a little water? | 鲁菲猴子会怕水吗? |
| 298 | I still sell raised bull? | 我还卖养牛? |
| 299 | Of course not. | 当然不是。 |
| 300 | Would Goku be scared? | 悟空会害怕吗? |
| 301 | Would Eren Jaeger be scared? | 艾连・杰格会害怕吗? |
| 302 | Then on your feet, Desmond, you can do this. | 然后站起来,德斯蒙,你可以做到这一点。 |
| 303 | I can do this. | 我可以做到这一点。 |
| 304 | I can do this! | 我可以做到这一点! |
| 305 | No! | 没有! |
| 306 | It burns! | 它燃烧! |
| 307 | Oh! | 瓳 |
| 308 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 309 | Nothing. | 没什么 |
| 310 | Just that I already got Desmond to take a shower. | 只是我已经让德斯蒙去洗澡了 |
| 311 | Okay, and? | 好吗? |
| 312 | Nothing, just prepare to be wrong. | 没什么,只是准备做错事。 |
| 313 | About what, him getting a girlfriend? | 关于什么,他得到一个女朋友? |
| 314 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 315 | Gracie, he took a shower. | 格蕾西 他洗了个澡 |
| 316 | It's not exactly the biggest breakthrough of all time. | 这不是有史以来最大的突破 |
| 317 | Yeah, well, it's still progress. | 是啊,这还是进步。 |
| 318 | Desmond, you done? | 德斯蒙德,你做完了吗? |
| 319 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 320 | You can go ahead and open the door. | 你可以先打开门。 |
| 321 | I'm definitely not naked in here. | 我这里绝对没有裸体 |
| 322 | What, you're naked? | 什么,你裸体吗? |
| 323 | No, I said I'm not naked in here. | 不,我说了我不裸体在这里。 |
| 324 | Just come on in. | 进来吧 |
| 325 | I'm not naked. | 我没有裸体。 |
| 326 | Okay, but why would you, like, say that? | 好吧,但你为什么,喜欢,说? |
| 327 | Because I'm not naked. | 因为我没有裸体。 |
| 328 | I'm wearing clothes. | 我着衣服. |
| 329 | Yeah, well, I assumed you were wearing clothes, | 是啊,我猜你穿着衣服, |
| 330 | but now I feel like you're lying. | 但现在我觉得你在撒谎 |
| 331 | Grace, name one time I've looked and lied to you | 格蕾丝,我曾经对你撒谎 |
| 332 | since we met. | 自从我们相遇之后 |
| 333 | Desmond, I met you this morning. | 德斯蒙,我今早见过你 |
| 334 | And have I told a lie? | 我说谎了吗? |
| 335 | No, I guess not. | 不,我想没有。 |
| 336 | See, I'm not a truth. | 你看,我不是一个真理。 |
| 337 | Nothing to worry about. | 没什么好担心的 |
| 338 | Come on in. | 进来吧 |
| 339 | I'm not naked, and I would never lie. | 我没有裸体,我永远不会说谎。 |
| 340 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 341 | I lied! | 我撒谎了! |
| 342 | How's it going in there? | 里面怎么样? |
| 343 | Well, shut up! | 闭嘴! |
| 344 | Listen, Grace, I'll admit it, okay? | 听着 Grace 我会承认的 好吗? |
| 345 | You're not wrong about your whole girlfriend theory, okay? | 你对女朋友的理论没有误解 好吗? |
| 346 | I'm sure if you got Desmond a girlfriend, | 我敢肯定,如果你给德斯蒙一个女朋友, |
| 347 | it would boost his confidence a lot | 那会让他信心大增 |
| 348 | and probably help him. | 并可能帮助他。 |
| 349 | But here's your problem. | 但这里是你的问题。 |
| 350 | You're not gonna find anybody who wants to date the guy, | 你不会找到任何人 谁想和他约会, |
| 351 | so just save yourself the embarrassment and give up. | 所以,只是省下你的尴尬 放弃。 |
| 352 | What are you guys talking about in here? | 你们在说什么? |
| 353 | Desmond, can I be your girlfriend? | 德斯蒙,我可以做你的女朋友吗? |
| 354 | Sure! | 当然 |
| 355 | Wow, I gotta start taking showers more often. | 哇,我得开始 淋浴更多的时间。 |
| 356 | Great, let's go. | 太好了,我们走吧。 |
| 357 | Where are we going? | 我们要去哪里? |
| 358 | I'm taking you on a date. | 我带你去约会 |
| 359 | Sweet! | 可爱! |
| 360 | Can I get my scout regimen cloak and my katana first? | 我能先拿我的侦察服和卡塔纳吗? |
| 361 | Sure. | 当然 |
| 362 | What are you doing? | 你在干吗? |
| 363 | Helping someone other than myself. | 帮助别人 除了我自己。 |
| 364 | You should try it sometime. | 你应该试试看 |
| 365 | Grace, I get you wanna help people in your own way, | Grace 我知道你想用自己的方式帮助别人 |
| 366 | but this is not a good idea. | 但这不是一个好主意。 |
| 367 | Because I never have good ideas, right? | 因为我从来都没有好点子,对吧? |
| 368 | Because I'm just a stupid intern, right? | 因为我只是一个愚蠢的实习生,对不对? |
| 369 | I'm ready! | 我准备好了! |
| 370 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 371 | Dr. Blaine, how'd it go? | 布莱恩医生,怎么样? |
| 372 | Not great. | 一点都不好 |
| 373 | What happened? | 发生了什么事? |
| 374 | Desmond's got himself a real girlfriend. | 德斯蒙有个真正的女朋友 |
| 375 | What do you mean not great? | 你说不好吗? |
| 376 | That's awesome! | 这太棒了! |
| 377 | How'd you manage that? | 你怎么处理的? |
| 378 | Wasn't me, it was Grace. | 不是我 是格蕾丝 |
| 379 | So you're saying that your intern is dating my brother? | 你是说你的实习生在和我哥哥约会? |
| 380 | Well, where'd they go? | 他们去哪了? |
| 381 | Is this your house? | 这是你的房子吗? |
| 382 | No, it's my office. | 不 这是我的办公室 |
| 383 | I thought you said this was a date. | 你不是说这是约会吗? |
| 384 | It is a date. | 这是一个约会。 |
| 385 | I just wanna get to know you better in my office. | 我只是想了解你 在我的办公室。 |
| 386 | So, you said earlier today that you loved anime | 所以,你今天早些时候说,你爱动画 |
| 387 | because it helped you escape from this world. | 因为它帮助你逃离这个世界。 |
| 388 | Why do you feel the need to escape? | 你为什么觉得需要逃跑? |
| 389 | Because bad things happen here. | 因为这里发生坏事 |
| 390 | I don't like bad things. | 我不喜欢坏事 |
| 391 | Well, if we never experience bad things, | 好吧,如果我们从来没有经历坏事, |
| 392 | then the good things in life will have no meaning. | 生命中的善果将毫无意义。 |
| 393 | What happens when all the good things are gone, | 当一切善根悉皆消失时如何. |
| 394 | and you can't get them back no matter how hard you try? | 不管怎么努力 你都拿不回来? |
| 395 | What else are you supposed to do | 你还能做什么? |
| 396 | except try to escape that? | 除了试图逃脱? |
| 397 | You move on. | 你继续前进。 |
| 398 | No! | 没有! |
| 399 | I'm not moving on! | 我不会走的! |
| 400 | So how long ago did they leave for their date? | 那他们多久前离开约会了? |
| 401 | About 30 minutes ago. | 大概30分钟前 |
| 402 | Thank God. | 谢天谢地 |
| 403 | I can finally wash that damn pillow | 我终于能洗掉那该死的枕头了 |
| 404 | that's been stinking up my apartment. | 这已经臭到我的公寓。 |
| 405 | That smell is coming from the pillow? | 枕头有味道吗? |
| 406 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 407 | All he does is sit inside all day and jizz on it. | 他所做的就是整天坐在屋里 坐在上面 |
| 408 | Thank you, Dr. Blaine. | 谢谢你,布莱恩博士。 |
| 409 | You're a lifesaver. | 你是个救世主 |
| 410 | Wait, that's all you wanted out of this? | 等等,这就是你想要的吗? |
| 411 | Just a chance to wash the pillow? | 只是洗枕头的机会? |
| 412 | I mean, yeah, kinda. | 我的意思是,是的,有点。 |
| 413 | You do realize that isn't fixing anything, right? | 你知道那不会修复什么吗? |
| 414 | He's just gonna do whatever he did to it again. | 他会再做一次他做的事 |
| 415 | 对 我知道 Yeah, I know. | |
| 416 | Then you should also know it's not fixing anything. | 那你也应该知道它没有修复任何东西。 |
| 417 | It's just putting a bandaid on the problem. | 它只是把一个 乐队在这个问题。 |
| 418 | Seems like that's all you do, actually. | 看来你就是这么干的 |
| 419 | I mean, dude, if you're sick of your brother, | 我的意思是,伙计,如果你讨厌你的兄弟, |
| 420 | kick him out. | 踢他出来。 |
| 421 | I can't, Blaine. | 我不能,布莱恩。 |
| 422 | Yes, you can. | 是的,你会的。 |
| 423 | No, I can't, Blaine. | 不,我不能,布莱恩。 |
| 424 | He wasn't always like this. | 他不是一直这样 |
| 425 | My whole life, Desmond has looked out for me. | 我的一生,德斯蒙德一直照顾着我 |
| 426 | He used to be a good brother, | 他曾经是个好兄弟, |
| 427 | but about a year ago, | 但大约一年前, |
| 428 | he lost his girlfriend, Maya, in a car accident. | 他的女朋友玛雅在车祸中丧生了 |
| 429 | He hadn't even touched anime before, | 他以前连动感都没有碰过 |
| 430 | and now it's all he does. | 而现在,他所做的一切。 |
| 431 | He only ever leaves that room to visit her grave. | 他只离开那间房去探望她的坟墓 |
| 432 | This whole thing has been really hard on him. | 这整件事对他来说很艰难 |
| 433 | So yeah, he might be a horrible roommate | 所以他可能是个可怕的室友 |
| 434 | that I hate living with, but he's still my brother. | 我讨厌和他住在一起 但他还是我弟弟 |
| 435 | If washing that pillow is the only thing I can do | 如果洗枕头是我唯一能做的 |
| 436 | to make my life a little better right now, | 现在让我的生活好一点, |
| 437 | then that's what I'm gonna do, | 那么,这就是我要做的, |
| 438 | because I'm not gonna kick my brother out. | 因为我不会把我哥哥赶出去 |
| 439 | Paul, I'll handle the pillow. | 保罗,我来处理枕头 |
| 440 | You're lying to me! | 你在骗我! |
| 441 | You don't wanna be my other girlfriend! | 你不想做我另一个女朋友! |
| 442 | What are you trying to do to me? | 你想对我做什么? |
| 443 | Desmond, I'm just trying to help you. | 德斯蒙,我只是想帮你 |
| 444 | I wanna make your life better. | 我想让你的生活更好。 |
| 445 | Well, you're not doing a good job. | 嗯,你做的不是个好工作。 |
| 446 | My whale girlfriend makes my life better. | 我的鲸鱼女友让我的生活更好。 |
| 447 | You're not! | 你没有! |
| 448 | You're not even a whale therapist! | 你甚至不是鲸鱼治疗师! |
| 449 | Yeah, Desmond, you know what else isn't real? | 是啊,德斯蒙,你知道什么是不是真的吗? |
| 450 | Your girlfriend, she's a freakin' pillow! | 你的女朋友,她是个该死的枕头! |
| 451 | He lost his girlfriend, Maya, in a car accident. | 他的女友玛雅在车祸中丧生. |
| 452 | He only ever leaves that room to visit her grave. | 他只离开那间房去探望她的坟墓 |
| 453 | That spill is coming from the pillow? | 枕头里有漏水吗? |
| 454 | She didn't feel much like a pillow last night. | 她昨晚感觉不太像枕头 |
| 455 | She is a whale girl. | 她是一个鲸鱼女孩。 |
| 456 | On the inside? | 内在? |
| 457 | Fuck. | 他妈的。 |
| 458 | It's a friend. | 这是一个朋友。 |
| 459 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 460 | I shouldn't have said that about your girlfriend. | 我不应该这么说你的女朋友 |
| 461 | Are they not taking you in? | 他们不收留你吗? |
| 462 | No, they said it was clear self-defense. | 不 他们说这是明显的自卫 |
| 463 | Is Desmond okay? | 德斯蒙德还好吗? |
| 464 | No, but he's gonna live, so. | 不,但他会活下去,所以。 |
| 465 | I'm sorry you had to do that. | 对不起,你不得不这样做。 |
| 466 | It's okay. | 没关系。 |
| 467 | I've been waiting to use that thing. | 我一直在等那个东西 |
| 468 | I just wanted to help him, | 我只是想帮他 |
| 469 | but I guess I didn't help him do anything but get shot. | 但我猜我什么也帮不了他 只是中枪了 |
| 470 | 他中枪了 Grace | |
| 471 | Don't worry. | 别担心 |
| 472 | You're gonna make a great therapist someday. | 你总有一天会成为一个伟大的治疗师 |
| 473 | Hey guys, it's Andy. | 嘿,伙计们,这是安迪。 |
| 474 | Thank you for watching. | 谢谢你的观看。 |
| 475 | I hope you enjoyed. | 我希望你喜欢。 |
| 476 | I wanna give a big thanks to everyone | 我想向大家致谢 |
| 477 | who helped work on this video, | 谁帮助工作 这视频, |
| 478 | the actors, the crew, the editors, | 演员,船员,编辑, |
| 479 | and I wanna thank my Patreon subscribers. | 我想感谢我的佩特里昂用户。 |
| 480 | If you wanna help us continue to have the budget | 如果你想帮助我们继续拥有预算 |
| 481 | to make short films like these, | 拍摄短片像这样, |
| 482 | the Patreon is the best way you can support us. | 帕特林是你能支持我们的最佳方法 |
| 483 | If you don't wanna subscribe to the Patreon, that's fine. | 如果你不想订阅Patreon, 那没关系。 |
| 484 | The second best way is just watching the video. | 第二个最好的方法就是看视频。 |
| 485 | If you're interested, | 如果你有兴趣的话 |
| 486 | I'm gonna be doing a director's commentary | 我要做导演的评论 |
| 487 | and putting that on the Patreon, | 并把它放在帕特伦, |
| 488 | basically breaking down why and how we did certain things. | 基本上打破了为什么和我们如何做某些事情。 |
| 489 | Really hope you guys enjoyed this, | 真希望你们喜欢这样 |
| 490 | and a big thanks to everyone who helped make it possible. | 感谢所有帮助它实现的人 |
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