我一路"作弊"玩遍游戏厅，直到被老板拉黑
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | This is the most rigged machine in an arcade. | 这是最操纵的机器 在街机。 |
| 0:04 | There's no way this cheat works. | 这作弊是行不通的。 |
| 0:05 | But I figured out how to cheat it every time. | 但我每次都想出怎么骗它 |
| 0:11 | I hired an elite team of experts whose life mission | 我雇了一个精英专家团队 他的生命使命 |
| 0:14 | is to bankrupt the arcade and using their banned strategies, | 要破产的街机 并利用他们被禁止的策略, |
| 0:18 | my goal is to rob the arcade of its most expensive price. | 我的目标是要抢走最贵的价格 |
| 0:22 | Starting with Quick Drop, one of the fastest ways | 从快速投篮开始,这是最快的方法之一 |
| 0:25 | to win tickets at the arcade. | 赢得门票 在街机。 |
| 0:27 | Quick Drop的规则很简单. | |
| 0:28 | Drop these red balls into these spinny buckets | 把这些红球扔进这些小桶里 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | This is the most rigged machine in an arcade. | 这是最操纵的机器 在街机。 |
| 2 | There's no way this cheat works. | 这作弊是行不通的。 |
| 3 | But I figured out how to cheat it every time. | 但我每次都想出怎么骗它 |
| 4 | I hired an elite team of experts whose life mission | 我雇了一个精英专家团队 他的生命使命 |
| 5 | is to bankrupt the arcade and using their banned strategies, | 要破产的街机 并利用他们被禁止的策略, |
| 6 | my goal is to rob the arcade of its most expensive price. | 我的目标是要抢走最贵的价格 |
| 7 | Starting with Quick Drop, one of the fastest ways | 从快速投篮开始,这是最快的方法之一 |
| 8 | to win tickets at the arcade. | 赢得门票 在街机。 |
| 9 | Quick Drop的规则很简单. | |
| 10 | Drop these red balls into these spinny buckets | 把这些红球扔进这些小桶里 |
| 11 | before the time limit and you win. | 在时限之前 你赢了 |
| 12 | The only problem is I'm a horrible at this game. | 唯一的问题是,我是一个可怕的 在这个游戏。 |
| 13 | Dang it. | 该死 |
| 14 | On a scale of one to 10, how do you rate my skill level? | 从1到10,你如何评价我的技能水平? |
| 15 | Two out of 10. | 十个中有两个 |
| 16 | This is Justin Wei, a man banned from arcades | 这位是贾斯汀·魏 一个禁止上街的人 |
| 17 | for winning way too much. | 因为赢了太多。 |
| 18 | And this is his favorite game. | 这是他最喜欢的游戏。 |
| 19 | Let's cut the crap, man. | 少废话了 伙计 |
| 20 | Are you gonna win the jackpot on the first try? | 你要在第一次尝试中赢大奖吗? |
| 21 | Yeah, I'm gonna win on the first try. | 是的,我会赢得第一次尝试。 |
| 22 | Don't question me. | 不要质疑我。 |
| 23 | Now, when I tried, I barely got any balls in. | 现在,当我尝试, 我几乎没有任何球英寸 |
| 24 | But Justin, on his first attempt. | 但贾斯汀,在他的第一次尝试。 |
| 25 | He didn't miss one. | 他没有错过一个。 |
| 26 | You didn't miss one. | 你没有错过一个。 |
| 27 | This guy has the timing down to a science. | 这家伙有科学的时机 |
| 28 | He knew exactly when to hit the button | 他知道什么时候按下按钮 |
| 29 | and how many balls to drop to cheat the machine every time. | 和多少球滴 欺骗机器每次。 |
| 30 | And he was showing no sign of slowing down. | 他没有表现出任何减速的迹象。 |
| 31 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 32 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 33 | He's locked in, bro. | 他被锁在里面,兄弟。 |
| 34 | Look at this guy, though. | 看看这家伙,虽然。 |
| 35 | He's locked in. | 他被锁在里面了 |
| 36 | Oh! | 瓳 |
| 37 | Justin was cheating the machine jackpot after jackpot. | 贾斯汀骗了机器大奖后。 |
| 38 | And we were already well on our way to our goal. | 我们已经在实现目标的路上了。 |
| 39 | All right, so how many tickets did we win? | 好吧,那我们赢了多少票? |
| 40 | We clearly have around 3,000 tickets. | 我们显然有三千张票 |
| 41 | But that's not even close to the amount of tickets | 但是这甚至不接近票的数量 |
| 42 | that we have to win because the most expensive prize | 我们必须赢 因为最昂贵的奖金 |
| 43 | in this arcade is a brand new PS5. | 这个街机是全新的PS5 |
| 44 | The only problem. | 唯一的问题。 |
| 45 | It's 228,000 tickets. | 票价22.8万张. |
| 46 | How are we going to even win this thing? | 我们怎么才能赢? |
| 47 | You expect me to stay here for six months? | 你要我在这呆六个月? |
| 48 | We're going to get this, bro. | 我们会得到这个,兄弟。 |
| 49 | Because I had even more human cheat codes coming later | 因为我以后还有更多的人作弊密码 |
| 50 | just to help me steal more tickets. | 只是帮我偷更多的票。 |
| 51 | And I will stay as long as it takes to get that PS5. | 我会待多久才能拿到PS5 |
| 52 | So it was time to take Justin to the one game | 所以是时候带贾斯汀参加一场比赛了 |
| 53 | that could bankrupt this arcade. | 可能让这个街机破产 |
| 54 | Pop-a-Lock. | 波普・洛克 |
| 55 | This is my bad game and I've been banned | 这是我不好的比赛,我被禁赛了 |
| 56 | from playing this game. | 从玩这个游戏。 |
| 57 | Because of this game, it's so reliable. | 由于这个游戏,它是如此可靠. |
| 58 | I've been banned from all the arcades. | 我被禁止参加所有游乐场 |
| 59 | It seems easy enough to play. | 这似乎很容易玩。 |
| 60 | You hit this button when the red line hits a yellow circle. | 红线撞上黄圈时按下这个按钮. |
| 61 | But the game becomes faster and faster | 但游戏越来越快 |
| 62 | the closer you get to zero. | 离零越近 |
| 63 | And if you miss one circle, you lose. | 如果你错过了一个圈子,你就输了。 |
| 64 | Ow. | 瓳 |
| 65 | That's actually a very hard game. | 这其实是一个非常困难的游戏。 |
| 66 | But not for my boy, Justin, whose robotic reflexes | 但不是我的孩子,贾斯汀, 他的机器人反射 |
| 67 | were built to drain this machine of tickets. | 是用来排水的 |
| 68 | I can win 8,000 to 12,000 tickets | 我可以赢8000到12000张票 |
| 69 | an hour playing this game. | 玩这个游戏一小时 |
| 70 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 71 | Bro, you're yapping. | 哥,你在开玩笑 |
| 72 | I don't believe that. | 我不相信这一点。 |
| 73 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 74 | David Buster's makes this one brutal. | 大卫·巴斯特的这招很残忍 |
| 75 | Most people can't survive to the end, | 大多数人无法生存到最后, |
| 76 | but Justin cracked it almost every time. | 但贾斯汀几乎每次都破解了 |
| 77 | It's getting harder though. | 不过越来越难了 |
| 78 | We don't want to lose. | 我们不想输 |
| 79 | We want to win every single game. | 我们想赢得每场比赛 |
| 80 | Doha and I are really trying to play GTA 6 | 我和多哈真的想玩GTA 6 |
| 81 | when it comes out. | 当它出来。 |
| 82 | But mafia, there's a little secret | 但是黑手党,有个小秘密 |
| 83 | I forgot to tell you guys. | 我忘了告诉你们。 |
| 84 | You see, my friend Doha just became a dad, | 你看,我的朋友多哈 刚成为一个爸爸, |
| 85 | but little does he know this PS5 isn't for us at all. | 但是他不知道这个PS5根本不适合我们 |
| 86 | I'm not doing this for us. | 我这样做不是为了我们。 |
| 87 | I'm doing this for his newborn son. | 我这么做是为了他的新生儿子 |
| 88 | If I can win that beautiful kid a PS5, | 如果我能赢得一个美丽的孩子 PS5, |
| 89 | I will be the greatest uncle of all time. | 我会是有史以来最伟大的叔叔 |
| 90 | What if we just go and buy PS5, you know? | 如果我们只是去买PS5,你知道吗? |
| 91 | We're not buying a PS5. | 我们不买PS5 |
| 92 | That defeats the whole purpose. | 这完全违背了目的。 |
| 93 | Now we hadn't hit a jackpot on Pop-A-Lock in a while, | 现在,我们还没有打中 大奖在流行乐, |
| 94 | but hearing Doha ready to give up | 但听到多哈准备放弃 |
| 95 | must have ignited a fire inside of Justin | 一定是点燃了贾斯汀的火 |
| 96 | because for the next 15 minutes, | 因为接下来的15分钟 |
| 97 | he worked that button like his life depended on it. | 他用那个按键 就像他的生命依赖于它。 |
| 98 | Oh my God! | 天呐! |
| 99 | Justin was unstoppable, | 贾斯汀是不可阻挡的, |
| 100 | racking up tickets for that PS5. | 给那个PS5订票 |
| 101 | So I decided it was best to let him cook | 所以我决定最好让他做饭 |
| 102 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}而我把下一部人体作弊密码带进来了 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我把下一部人体作弊密码拿来 | |
| 103 | I'm going to leave you here to grind this thing out, okay? | 我要把你留在这 磨掉,好吗? |
| 104 | I need you to keep going. | 我需要你继续前进。 |
| 105 | All right, sounds good. | 好吧,听起来不错。 |
| 106 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 107 | You just won another jackpot. | 你刚刚赢得了另一个大奖。 |
| 108 | But how was I able to keep cheating for eternity? | 但我怎么能永远欺骗? |
| 109 | Well, I cut a little deal with the Dave and Buster's manager | 我和戴夫和巴斯特的经理做了点交易 |
| 110 | and he agreed to let me cheat under one condition. | 他同意让我在一个条件下作弊 |
| 111 | I was only allowed to cheat for 24 hours | 只允许我偷情24小时 |
| 112 | and whether I won the PS5 or not, | 不管我是否赢得了PS5 |
| 113 | they were going to kick me out. | 他们要把我赶出去 |
| 114 | With the clock ticking, I called in my next hire, | 随着时间的流逝 我找了下一份工作 |
| 115 | Mr. Joey the Cat himself. | 猫乔伊先生本人。 |
| 116 | Joey the Cat is the Tom Brady of our next game, Skeeble. | Joey the Cat是下一场比赛的汤姆·布雷迪 斯基布尔 |
| 117 | He's won multiple world championships | 他赢得了多个世界冠军 |
| 118 | and he learned how to turn this game | 他学会了如何改变这场比赛 |
| 119 | into an infinite ticket glitch. | 进入无限的门票故障。 |
| 120 | He's actually the greatest to ever do it. | 他其实是最伟大的做它。 |
| 121 | If you can win a PS5, that's all I care about. | 如果你能赢得一个PS5,这就是我所关心的。 |
| 122 | That's fair, that's fair. | 这是公平的,这是公平的。 |
| 123 | Okay, explain this game to me. | 好吧,解释这个游戏给我听。 |
| 124 | Your goal is to roll the ball | 你的目标是滚球 |
| 125 | into the highest point value to max out your score. | 进入最高点值以将你的分数最大化。 |
| 126 | Honestly, this might be the easiest game in the arcade. | 老实说,这可能是街机里最简单的游戏 |
| 127 | Let's see if you can hit nine, 4,000, right? | 让我们看看你能不能打9,4000,对不对? |
| 128 | All right, easy, easy. | 好吧,轻松,轻松。 |
| 129 | All right, let's show us how it's done. | 好吧,让我们看看它是如何做的。 |
| 130 | All right, man. | 好吧,伙计。 |
| 131 | Let me see what you got, Joey. | 让我看看你有什么,乔伊。 |
| 132 | Nothing you say I believe, okay? | 你没有说我相信,好吗? |
| 133 | All right, you're hitting 4,000. | 好吧,你打4000个。 |
| 134 | Two in a row, three in a row. | 卷之二·诸方(下)\诸方门目(下) 诸方(下) 三门. |
| 135 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 136 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 137 | Four in a row, five in a row. | 卷之四·诸方(下)\诸方门目(下) 列传第五 |
| 138 | Eight in a row. | 连八载. |
| 139 | What is this? | 这是什么? |
| 140 | Seven in a row, eight in a row. | 排行七,排行八. |
| 141 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 142 | We're getting the PS5. | 我们得到了PS5。 |
| 143 | I'm sorry for everything I said. | 我对我说的一切感到抱歉。 |
| 144 | Okay, GTSX on three, one, two, three. | 好了 GTSX数到三 一 二 三 |
| 145 | GTSX. | 格图森。 |
| 146 | I could not believe Joey's methods actually worked. | 我不敢相信乔伊的方法真的有用 |
| 147 | Meanwhile, Justin was getting jackpots faster than ever. | 与此同时,贾斯汀得到的大奖 比任何时候都快。 |
| 148 | Yeah, that was. | 是的,这是。 |
| 149 | Now that Eric is gone, I can easily do this game. | 既然埃里克不在了,我可以轻松地做这个游戏. |
| 150 | But now Joey was about to spill his secret. | 但现在乔伊要泄露他的秘密了 |
| 151 | How do I win tickets at this game? | 我怎么赢这场比赛的门票? |
| 152 | You just bring the ball straight back and straight back. | 你只要把球直接带回来 直接带回来 |
| 153 | That was Joey's way of saying he had a bionic arm | 那是乔伊说他有生化臂 |
| 154 | and that he could make every single shot. | 并且他可以让每一个镜头。 |
| 155 | All right, I'm giving up all hope | 好吧,我放弃了所有的希望 |
| 156 | that I'm gonna get this, but I fully believe in you. | 我会得到这个, 但我完全相信你。 |
| 157 | I think you got this. | 我想你有这个。 |
| 158 | It's logged in, bro. | 它的登录,兄弟。 |
| 159 | Guys, watching Joey the cat play skee-ball | 伙计们,看着乔伊 猫玩Skee球 |
| 160 | was truly like watching Tom Brady play football. | 就像看汤姆布雷迪踢足球一样 |
| 161 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 162 | And that's when I knew that maybe, just maybe, | 那时我知道,也许,只是也许, |
| 163 | we could actually walk out of here with that PS5. | 我们可以带着PS5离开这里 |
| 164 | Oh my God, bro, I'm throwing. | 哦,我的上帝,哥们,我扔。 |
| 165 | You are a danger to David Buster. | 你对大卫·巴斯特是个危险 |
| 166 | We had just won the 500-ticket jackpot, | 我们刚刚赢得了500个大奖 |
| 167 | but Joey melted this machine | 但乔伊把机器融化了 |
| 168 | and it just started printing tickets. | 它刚刚开始印刷票。 |
| 169 | We broke it. | 我们打破了它。 |
| 170 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 171 | We broke the machine. | 我们把机器弄坏了 |
| 172 | It's not supposed to go over 500. | 不应过五百. |
| 173 | We broke the machine. | 我们把机器弄坏了 |
| 174 | And it turned out, Joey's bionic arm worked perfectly | 结果发现,乔伊的生化臂很正常 |
| 175 | for every other throwing game in the arcade, | 给在街机里玩的游戏 |
| 176 | like NFL two-minute drill and ring toss. | 像NFL两分钟的钻孔和戒指掷。 |
| 177 | Our boy was hitting jackpot after jackpot. | 我们的男孩打中了大奖 |
| 178 | We did it. | 我们成功了 |
| 179 | And we weren't the only ones cooking. | 而且我们不是唯一的烹饪者。 |
| 180 | Across the arcade, | 穿过拱廊 |
| 181 | Justin was still racking up jackpots of his own. | 贾斯汀仍然在自己拿大奖 |
| 182 | Yeah, though. | 是啊,虽然。 |
| 183 | Go, Dad. | 去吧,爸爸,别这样 |
| 184 | One more jackpot towards the PS5. | 再拿一个大奖给PS5 |
| 185 | We were hours in and still 180,000 tickets away | и临Τ碭 临Τ18窾进布 |
| 186 | from making me the world's greatest uncle. | 从让我成为世界上最伟大的叔叔。 |
| 187 | 但是Justin和Joey 不得不开始 | |
| 188 | because the arcade was closing, leaving Doha tired. | 因为街机关门了 让多哈疲惫不堪 |
| 189 | I don't think we were winning this PS5. | 我不认为我们赢得了这个PS5。 |
| 190 | I'm leaving right now. | 我现在就走 |
| 191 | You're not staying? | 你不留下来? |
| 192 | I gotta blow a mattress for you for tonight. | 今晚我要为你吹床垫 |
| 193 | Doha left to take care of his family, | 多哈离开照顾他的家人, |
| 194 | but if I was gonna pull this off, | 但是如果我要做到这一点, |
| 195 | I had to grind through the night. | 我不得不磨练过夜。 |
| 196 | So with the arcade to myself, | 因此,与街机我自己, |
| 197 | I called in the one guy crazy enough to do it with me. | 我找了个疯子来陪我 |
| 198 | Ah! | 摆! |
| 199 | He is Tyler Blanchard. | 他是泰勒・布兰查德。 |
| 200 | Welcome to the arcade. | 欢迎来到街机 |
| 201 | Tyler and I had actually been cheating one game | 泰勒和我其实在欺骗一个游戏 |
| 202 | so hard for the past six months | 过去六个月这么辛苦 |
| 203 | that we got banned from our local arcade. | 我们被禁止进入我们的本地街机。 |
| 204 | We've been coming to this machine, | 我们一直来这台机器, |
| 205 | trying to break 900. | 试图打破900。 |
| 206 | They did not like that. | 他们不喜欢这样 |
| 207 | We can't believe. | 我们不能相信。 |
| 208 | They called us cheaters verbatim. | 他们叫我们作弊 |
| 209 | I hate that place now. | 我现在讨厌那个地方 |
| 210 | It's so bad. | 甚恶. |
| 211 | So it was time to take our revenge on Down the Clown. | 所以是时候对小丑报仇了 |
| 212 | You are about to be mind blown at our ability | 你就要被我们的能力吹动了 |
| 213 | to get 500 tickets every time we play this. | 每次我们玩这首歌 都会得到500张票 |
| 214 | Down the Clown is simple. | 下小丑很简单。 |
| 215 | You have 20 seconds to knock down | 你还有20秒可以击倒 |
| 216 | as many clowns as you can. | 尽可能多的小丑 |
| 217 | Lucky for me, Tyler knew the perfect cheat codes. | 幸运的是,泰勒知道完美的欺骗密码 |
| 218 | Step one to cheating at this game, | 第一步在这场比赛中作弊 |
| 219 | you move all the balls over to this side, | 你把球都移到这边 |
| 220 | then we swipe the other machine | 然后我们刷另一台机器 |
| 221 | so we get all the other balls down here. | 所以我们把其他的球都弄下来了 |
| 222 | You get twice as many balls. | 你得到两倍的球。 |
| 223 | Go, go! | 冲啊,冲啊! |
| 224 | We're off to a much better start. | 我们要去一个更好的开始。 |
| 225 | One on one, 100% history right now. | 一对一,现在100%的历史。 |
| 226 | Dude, we got this, we got the tickets! | 伙计,我们得到了这个,我们得到了票! |
| 227 | 540, 540. | 540号,540号 |
| 228 | We did it, we did it, we got the 540! | 我们做到了,我们做到了,我们得到了540! |
| 229 | Okay, okay, okay. | 好吧,好吧,没关系。 |
| 230 | That's the high score, that's the high score. | 这是高分,这是高分。 |
| 231 | We're just getting started. | 我们才刚刚开始 |
| 232 | Get ready, get ready, grab the ball. | 准备,准备,抓住球。 |
| 233 | Tyler和我尽力了 | |
| 234 | to down these clowns and win. | 击倒这些小丑并赢得。 |
| 235 | 说到赢 我和DraftKings搭档 | |
| 236 | so that you can win without having to spend the night | 这样你就可以赢,不用过夜 |
| 237 | in an arcade. | 在一个街机。 |
| 238 | 和新的Dreakings客户花费5美元 | |
| 239 | to get 200 in total bonuses. | 得到200美元的总奖金。 |
| 240 | Yo, we just got 500 tickets! | 我们只有500张票! |
| 241 | We can take this cheating up a level, maybe. | 我们可以把这个作弊 提高一个层次,也许。 |
| 242 | And I'm gonna be taking it up a level | 我会把它提升到一个水平 |
| 243 | because one of you, my beautiful Mafia members, | 因为你们中的一个 我美丽的黑手党成员 |
| 244 | is coming with me to the biggest soccer event in the world. | 和我一起去参加世界上最大的足球赛事 |
| 245 | And the best part is right now, | 而最好的部分是现在, |
| 246 | you guys are gonna decide which game we go to together. | 你们要决定我们一起玩什么游戏 |
| 247 | Will it be match one or match two? | 是一对还是二对? |
| 248 | Ready? | 准备好了吗? |
| 249 | Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. | 冲,冲,冲,冲,冲,冲. |
| 250 | I'm going to personally fly out one of you guys | 我要亲自飞出去 |
| 251 | to go with yours truly, | 与你的真爱, |
| 252 | and we're gonna do something a little mischievous | 我们要做点小错事 |
| 253 | while we're there. | 当我们在那里。 |
| 254 | I'm gonna need some help, | 我需要帮助, |
| 255 | and that's gonna be posted to this channel. | 这将会被张贴在这个频道。 |
| 256 | This is not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not. | 此非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非. |
| 257 | I do have an idea on how to go even further. | 我确实有办法更进一步 |
| 258 | Here's how you vote. | 你这样投票 |
| 259 | For new customers, use cup one for this match | 对于新顾客,请使用杯子一的这个比赛 |
| 260 | or cup two for this match. | 或杯二为本配. |
| 261 | Anything for Doaz, baby! | 任何给Doaz的东西,宝贝! |
| 262 | You can sign up using the link in my description. | 你可以用我描述的链接报名 |
| 263 | I think we have reached terminal velocity. | 我想我们已经到达终端速度了 |
| 264 | We're gonna check and see how many tickets | 我们去看看有多少票 |
| 265 | we just won each. | 我们刚刚赢得了每一个。 |
| 266 | It's a lot. | 甚处来. |
| 267 | 现在所有50个州都有DraftKings Sports。 | |
| 268 | Again, that's cup one or cup two. | 再说一遍,就是一杯或二杯 |
| 269 | You can only win if you vote, | 只有投票才能赢 |
| 270 | so lock in your pick and click the link. | 所以,锁定你的选择 并点击链接。 |
| 271 | All right, Tyler first. | 好吧,泰勒先来 |
| 272 | 24,000! | 24000块! |
| 273 | Oh my God! | 天呐! |
| 274 | 24,000! | 24000块! |
| 275 | I think you might even have more. | 我想你可能还有更多 |
| 276 | Okay, we both got 24,000. | 好吧,我们都得到了2万4千。 |
| 277 | Dude, let's go, bro. | 伙计,我们走,兄弟。 |
| 278 | That's 50K right there. | 那边有5万 |
| 279 | We had the comeback of the century, | 我们回到了世纪 |
| 280 | and with 13 hours left to win that PS5, | 还有13小时就赢得了PS5 |
| 281 | I finally needed some sleep. | 我终于需要睡觉了 |
| 282 | It's two o'clock in the morning. | It晨二时. |
| 283 | Kicking me out? | 踢我出来? |
| 284 | I need you to leave so I can go to sleep. | 我需要你离开 这样我就可以睡觉了 |
| 285 | Go! | 快点! |
| 286 | All right, y'all. | 好吧,你们都。 |
| 287 | We are ending the day with 90,690 tickets. | 我们以90 690张票结束这一天。 |
| 288 | It turns out cheating does in fact pay off. | 事实证明作弊确实有回报 |
| 289 | I'm gonna be the greatest uncle of all time. | 我会成为有史以来最伟大的叔叔 |
| 290 | Love you guys. | 我爱你们 |
| 291 | Good night. | 边 |
| 292 | All right, I'm awake. | 好吧,我醒着。 |
| 293 | иㄓ | |
| 294 | which was perfect because Joey and Justin | 因为乔伊和贾斯汀 |
| 295 | were already bag grinding. | 已经在磨包了 |
| 296 | So before I brought in our newest cheat code, | 所以在我提出我们最新的欺骗代码之前 |
| 297 | I checked in with the boys. | 我和孩子们一起登记了 |
| 298 | Day two. | 第二天 说吧 |
| 299 | Justin is still cooking over here. | 贾斯汀还在做饭呢 |
| 300 | Yes! | 对! |
| 301 | Joey the Cat is back in action. | 乔伊猫又回来了 |
| 302 | Another day, well rested, | 再过一天,安心休息 |
| 303 | ready to rack up some tickets and hit some perfect games. | 准备打几张门票 打几场完美的比赛 |
| 304 | I'm gonna be the world's greatest uncle. | 我要成为世界上最伟大的叔叔了 |
| 305 | But in order to do that, | 但为了做到这一点, |
| 306 | I was going to need even more reinforcements. | 我本来需要更多的增援 |
| 307 | It's a good thing I brought the claw machine. | 幸好我带了爪子机 |
| 308 | God, Arcade Matt! | 天啊,阿卡德・马特! |
| 309 | What's up, man? | 怎么了,伙计? |
| 310 | How you doing? | 你好吗? |
| 311 | What up? | 怎么样? |
| 312 | Arcade Matt is the biggest arcade creator in the world. | Arcade Matt是世界上最大的街机创造者. |
| 313 | Ready to win some tickets? | 准备好买票了吗? |
| 314 | I'm trying, bro. | 我尽力了 兄弟 |
| 315 | Now, if you were an average man like me, | 现在,如果你是像我这样的普通人 |
| 316 | you would lose instantly. | 你会立刻输掉的 |
| 317 | Right there. | 就在这里。 |
| 318 | It's so close. | 如此亲近. |
| 319 | But Arcade Matt is no average man. | 但是Arcade Matt不是普通人 是个普通人 |
| 320 | There's no way you get this. | 你不可能得到这个的 |
| 321 | Eh, we'll see. | 嗯,我们会看到。 |
| 322 | We're gonna try and win that 500, though. | 我们会试着赢那500块 |
| 323 | What is the strategy to winning these games? | 赢得这些比赛的策略是什么? |
| 324 | See, we wanna move some stuff out of the way. | 我们想把东西挪开 |
| 325 | See how we moved that one out of the way there now? | 看看我们怎么把那个移开的? |
| 326 | We just won 200 smackers right there. | 我们刚刚赢了200个击球手 |
| 327 | Bro, this guy's cracked. | 兄弟,这家伙的崩溃。 |
| 328 | So you're using turns to move items | 所以你是用转弯来移动物品 |
| 329 | out of the way to get what you want. | 让路得到你想要的 |
| 330 | And on his second play, he revealed his other strategy. | 在他的第二部剧中,他揭示了他的其他策略. |
| 331 | What are you doing, right? | 你在干嘛,对吧? |
| 332 | What is this? | 这是什么? |
| 333 | Checking your angles. | 检查角度 |
| 334 | The claw is a 3D game. | 爪是3D游戏. |
| 335 | Check your angles. | 检查你的角度。 |
| 336 | Kind of draw like a little virtual line down | 有点像虚拟线 |
| 337 | from the top of the claw and go, whoop, right to the prize. | 从爪子的顶端走, 呼,右到奖。 |
| 338 | Because that'll be a guaranteed win right there. | 因为那将是一个有保障的胜利 就在那里。 |
| 339 | Oh, we got another 200 down! | 哦,我们还有200个! |
| 340 | Hey, we'll take it. | 嘿,我们把它。 |
| 341 | Arcade Matt was getting wins just teaching me how to play, | Arcade Matt正在赢得胜利 只是教我怎么玩 |
| 342 | and now he was going for the 500. | 而现在他正准备买500块 |
| 343 | All right, go for it. | 好了,开始吧。 |
| 344 | All right, here we go. | 好了,开始了。 |
| 345 | All right, moving this stuff out of the way. | 好了,把这东西挪开 |
| 346 | Check angles, here we go. | 检查角度,开始 |
| 347 | This needs to be lined up. | 这需要排队。 |
| 348 | And then, oh, there it is! | 然后,哦,这是! |
| 349 | Oh, my god! | 天呐! |
| 350 | And we got a 200 with it. | 我们有200块 |
| 351 | No! | 没有! |
| 352 | There it is, shebang right there, jackpot. | 在那里,Shebang就在那里,大奖。 |
| 353 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 354 | That's actually rare to get the 200 with it. | 这其实很难用它得到200。 |
| 355 | That was amazing. | 这是惊人的。 |
| 356 | Arcade Matt made it look so easy, I had to try it myself. | 阿尔卡德·马特让事情看起来很简单 我不得不自己试试 |
| 357 | If I am able to use this man's strategy to do this, | 如果我能用这个人的策略来做到这一点 |
| 358 | this will be the best day of my life. | 这是我人生中最美好的一天 |
| 359 | But I wasn't the only one pushing it to the limit. | 但我不是唯一一个把它推到极限。 |
| 360 | So I just had a high score of 92,000, | 所以我只有92 000个高分 |
| 361 | which is not even possible | 这甚至不可能 |
| 362 | because the game goes south. | 因为比赛会南下 |
| 363 | You want to try for the 500? | 你想试试500块吗? |
| 364 | Yeah, we have to. | 是的,我们必须。 |
| 365 | Yeah, go big, come on. | 是啊,去大,来吧。 |
| 366 | Here, I'll be your angle, check it. | 在这里,我会是你的角度,检查它。 |
| 367 | How are we looking? | 我们看起来怎么样? |
| 368 | I would go towards you just a tad, | 我会朝你走去 只是一点点, |
| 369 | towards you a little bit more, a little bit more. | 朝你再往前一点 再往前一点 |
| 370 | That looks good. | 看起来不错 |
| 371 | But wait till it stops swinging in this case. | 但等它不再摆动了 |
| 372 | That looks good. | 看起来不错 |
| 373 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 374 | He guessed it. | 他猜到的,他想起来了 |
| 375 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 376 | I like that. | 我喜欢 |
| 377 | Get it, yes, he got it! | 拿来,对,他拿到了! |
| 378 | No way! | 没门! |
| 379 | He got it, yes! | 他得到了它,没错! |
| 380 | That strategy's work! | 战略的功用! |
| 381 | I have faith in you! | 我对你有信心! |
| 382 | We were actually getting closer to our ticket goal, | 我们实际上越来越接近我们的门票目标, |
| 383 | but it wasn't enough, | 但还不够 |
| 384 | which is why I brought in the most dangerous men | 所以我才请来最危险的人 |
| 385 | in the arcade. | 在街机里。 |
| 386 | And they are waiting for us right over here. | 他们在这里等着我们 |
| 387 | John and Jonah. | 约翰和约拿。 |
| 388 | These guys have visited 500 locations, | 这些家伙已经访问500个地方, |
| 389 | won millions of tickets. | 赢了几百万张票 |
| 390 | They are arcade geniuses. | 他们是街机天才 |
| 391 | You guys are the only duo of the video. | 你们是唯一的二重奏视频。 |
| 392 | I've heard you're like brains and bronze. | 我听说你像大脑和青铜器 |
| 393 | What's going on here? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 394 | I do all the research, | 我做所有的研究, |
| 395 | and I kind of know how to do all these things, | 我有点知道如何做这些事情, |
| 396 | and he is the brawn. | 他就是那头牛 |
| 397 | He can execute like no other. | 他可以像别的人一样处决他 |
| 398 | If we cannot get you to PS5, I will buy you a PS5. | 如果我们不能让你去PS5 我会给你买个PS5 |
| 399 | And I was in for a treat, | 我本来想请客的 |
| 400 | because the game they knew how to exploit | 因为他们知道如何利用游戏 |
| 401 | just so happened to be my nemesis. | 刚好是我的恩怨 |
| 402 | I had this bad boy at 999 last night. | 我昨晚999有个坏男孩 |
| 403 | I think we're gonna do it again. | и稱и璶暗Ω |
| 404 | We're sure we're gonna do it again. | 我们肯定还会再来一次 |
| 405 | Now I am become death, | 现在我变成了死亡, |
| 406 | the destroyer of worlds. | 世界的毁灭者 |
| 407 | My God. | 天呐 |
| 408 | I was witnessing aimbot in real life, | 我亲眼目睹现实生活中的瞄准器 |
| 409 | and sure enough, | 并肯定地说, |
| 410 | it only took John and Jonah one round | 只花了约翰和约拿一回合 |
| 411 | to max out tickets from this game. | 最多出局的门票。 |
| 412 | 930? | 930号? |
| 413 | I had to climb inside the machine. | 我得爬进机器里 |
| 414 | But what was even more mind boggling | 但是,什么是更 心灵摇摆 |
| 415 | was the cheat they were using to boost their tickets. | 是他们用来提高票价的骗局 |
| 416 | So the strategy is to knock out on the top, | 因此,策略是击出顶部, |
| 417 | but leave one up at the bottom, | 但留一个在下面, |
| 418 | so that the top two rows keep regenerating. | 使上两行能不断再生. |
| 419 | Yes, exactly. | 没错 |
| 420 | Genius, that's so smart. | 天才,真聪明 |
| 421 | John and Jonah clearly wanted me to play GTA 6 | 约翰和约拿显然要我打GTA6 |
| 422 | with my nephew, | 与我的侄子, |
| 423 | because for another 15 minutes, | 因为再过15分钟 |
| 424 | they continue to turn down the clown | 他们继续拒绝小丑 |
| 425 | into an infinite ticket printer. | 进入无限的售票打印机。 |
| 426 | You guys have had nine jackpots in a row. | 你们连赢九次 |
| 427 | I'm not gonna lie. | 我不会撒谎的 |
| 428 | That was the most impressive thing I have seen | 这是我见过最令人印象深刻的事 |
| 429 | since I walked in these doors. | 自从我走进这些门。 |
| 430 | And that energy spread across the whole arcade. | 能量遍布整个街机 |
| 431 | Every one of my cheaters was ripping the games | 我的每个骗子都在玩游戏 |
| 432 | with their own ban methods. | 他们用自己的禁忌方法 |
| 433 | Yeah! | 对! |
| 434 | Just for the update, | 为了更新 |
| 435 | we just won 8,000 tickets over here. | 我们刚赢得8000张票 |
| 436 | Justin's on Pop-A-Lock, | 贾斯汀的流行乐, |
| 437 | 乔伊在Skee -Ball上 | |
| 438 | Matt is somewhere earning tickets. | 马特在某处挣票。 |
| 439 | Oh, snuck it in there, nice. | 哦,溜进去,不错。 |
| 440 | My voice is completely gone, | 我的声音完全没了 |
| 441 | but we might just get this PS5 in time. | 但我们也许能及时拿到PS5 |
| 442 | Because it turned out, | 因为结果 |
| 443 | John and Jonah weren't just masters at down the clown. | 约翰和约拿不仅仅是小丑的主人 |
| 444 | What other games in this arcade | 街机里还有什么游戏 |
| 445 | do your skills transfer to? | 你的技艺能转移吗? |
| 446 | And I was not ready for what I was about to witness. | 我还没准备好要见证什么 |
| 447 | But I am ready for you guys to hit that subscribe button. | 但我已经准备好让你们 点击订阅按钮。 |
| 448 | Guys, if you're enjoying this video, | 伙计们,如果你喜欢这个视频, |
| 449 | my friends and I make videos like this every single week. | 我和我的朋友们每周都会拍这样的视频 |
| 450 | And every one million subscribers we go up, | 每100万的订户,我们上去, |
| 451 | I have to do whatever the top comment says. | 我不得不做顶级评论所说的一切。 |
| 452 | I currently have to sneak into the White House, | 我现在必须偷偷进入白宫 |
| 453 | sneak into Area 51, | 潜入51区, |
| 454 | and legally change my name to Diddy. | 并合法地把我的名字改为迪迪。 |
| 455 | Yeah, I'm cooked. | 是的,我已经煮熟了。 |
| 456 | We are so close to 19 million subscribers, | 我们接近1900万用户, |
| 457 | it means more to me than you guys know. | 这对我来说比你们知道的还重要 |
| 458 | So make sure you hit the subscribe button. | 所以,确保你点击订阅按钮。 |
| 459 | It would mean the absolute world. | 这意味着绝对世界。 |
| 460 | To no surprise, | 毫不惊讶 |
| 461 | John and Jonah's aimbot was perfect for Pixelchase 2. | 约翰和约拿的瞄准器很适合比瑟查斯2 |
| 462 | Oh my God! | 天呐! |
| 463 | And they had even more side cheats up their sleeves, | 他们甚至有更多的侧面 欺骗他们的袖子, |
| 464 | like stealing extra balls from down the clown | 就像从小丑身上偷更多球一样 |
| 465 | to maximize their tickets. | 尽量扩大他们的票。 |
| 466 | How many tickets did we just get? | 我们刚拿到多少票? |
| 467 | 3,000. | 三千户. |
| 468 | Go! | 快点! |
| 469 | All right, we're checking in on Joey the cat right now. | 好吧,我们正在检查 乔伊猫现在。 |
| 470 | The dude has been cranking since we last saw him, bro. | 这家伙从我们上次见到他开始就一直乱跑 兄弟 |
| 471 | You are on 19,000 tickets. | 你买19000张票 |
| 472 | I got five perfect games today. | 我今天有五个完美的游戏 |
| 473 | You must really want to give a newborn baby GTA 6. | 你一定真的想给新生婴儿GTA 6. |
| 474 | We're also gonna go check in on our boy Justin. | 我们还要去查查我们的儿子Justin |
| 475 | Look at this man. | 看看这个人 |
| 476 | You're locked in, bro. | 你被锁在里面,兄弟。 |
| 477 | I know. | 我知道,我记得 |
| 478 | How are you feeling? | 你感觉怎么样? |
| 479 | I'm pretty feeling good. | 我感觉很好 |
| 480 | Between yesterday and today, | 从昨天到今天 |
| 481 | how many jackpots have you won on this? | 你赢了多少大奖? |
| 482 | 200 jackpots. | 200个大奖 |
| 483 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 484 | I'm exhausted, but I want to keep going. | 我累了,但我想继续。 |
| 485 | I really want that PS5. | 我真的想要那个PS5 |
| 486 | Keep ripping. | 继续撕裂。 |
| 487 | The clock was ticking down, | 时钟停了下来 |
| 488 | but we were getting closer and closer to our goal. | 但我们越来越接近我们的目标。 |
| 489 | And I was hoping whatever John and Jonah did next | 我希望约翰和约拿接下来做什么 |
| 490 | would get us there. | 会带我们到那里。 |
| 491 | Tailgate toss, cornhole arcade game. | 尾门掷球,玉米洞街机游戏. |
| 492 | You just throw beanbags in the holes. | 你把豆袋扔进洞里 |
| 493 | All right, I'm scared. | 好吧,我吓坏了。 |
| 494 | Can't be that good at this. | 这可不行 |
| 495 | All right, let's go. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 496 | Red, blue, red, blue, over and over again. | 红,蓝,红,蓝,一遍又一遍. |
| 497 | It's red, blue, red, blue. | 其红,蓝,红,蓝. |
| 498 | There's one there, it's one there. | 那里有一个,那里有一个。 |
| 499 | I got it. | 我来 |
| 500 | I will bet all my life that the jackpot, | 我赌我一辈子都赌大奖 |
| 501 | I'm going to walk away, watch. | 我要离开,看着 |
| 502 | I'm not even looking. | 我根本没看 |
| 503 | This guy. | 这个家伙 |
| 504 | I don't know how, but with pinpoint precision, | 我不知道怎么做 但精确地说 |
| 505 | Jonah just beat the high score. | 约拿刚刚击败高分。 |
| 506 | The Tom Brady cornhole. | 汤姆布雷迪的玉米洞。 |
| 507 | And he did it again, and again, and again. | 他又做了一次,一次又一次,一次又一次。 |
| 508 | How do you think you're going to get the PS5? | 你觉得你怎样才能拿到PS5? |
| 509 | I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, | 我这辈子见过很多东西 |
| 510 | 制作YouTube视频。 | |
| 511 | I have never seen something like this before in my life. | 我这辈子从未见过这样的事情 |
| 512 | With time working against us, | 与我们为敌 |
| 513 | I decided to let these guys go wild. | 我决定让他们发疯 |
| 514 | But I had no idea their most devious cheat was still coming. | 但我不知道他们最狡猾的骗子还在来 |
| 515 | All right, so we're going to play the ping pong ball game. | 好,我们来打乒乓球 |
| 516 | Yeah, throw the balls in the little cups. | 是啊,把球扔进小杯子里 |
| 517 | It's pretty hard, as you saw. | 这很困难,如你所见。 |
| 518 | So we're going to do a little science and see how you actually win. | 所以我们要做点科学研究 看看你是怎么赢的 |
| 519 | So just like that, 500. | 所以就这样,500。 |
| 520 | Bro. | 哥们 |
| 521 | Just like that, another 500. | 就像那样,另外500块。 |
| 522 | Three, 1500. | 3,1500号 |
| 523 | Oh my gosh, dude. | 哦,我的天哪,伙计。 |
| 524 | 2000. | 2000 (英语). |
| 525 | Ain't no way. | 没办法。 |
| 526 | And just like that, we got the jackpot. | 就这样,我们得到了大奖。 |
| 527 | That's an arcade scam science right there. | 这是街机骗局科学 |
| 528 | With a few hours left to hit our ticket goal, | 还有几个小时我们才能进球 |
| 529 | the unleashed cheating power of the Arcade Avengers | 市场复仇者的欺骗力量 |
| 530 | was in full swing. | 完全没变 |
| 531 | For the first time, all of the Infinity Stones are working. | 初发无尽石一切功德. |
| 532 | We have Justin on Pop-a-Lock, | 我们有贾斯汀在流行乐上, |
| 533 | Jonah and John are cheating, | 约拿和约翰在作弊 |
| 534 | Matt's on the claw, | 马特的爪子, |
| 535 | and Joey is five hours deep on a skeeball machine. | 乔伊在球机上5小时深 |
| 536 | We were racking up jackpots at an exponential rate. | 我们正以指数速率打出大奖 |
| 537 | We are at 174,000 tickets. | 我们有174 000张票。 |
| 538 | Woo-hoo! | 呜呼! |
| 539 | Winning more tickets in an hour than one person could in a year. | 在1小时内赢得的车票比1年内一人多. |
| 540 | Beautiful. | 美丽 |
| 541 | We're 5,500 tickets away. | 我们还有5500张票 |
| 542 | So we kept cheating and rinsing these machines | 所以我们一直作弊 洗刷这些机器 |
| 543 | until we were only 1,000 tickets away | 直到我们只有一千张门票 |
| 544 | from my nephew's future childhood. | 从我侄子的未来童年。 |
| 545 | Check this. | 检查这个。 |
| 546 | This is the ultimate setup right here. | 这才是最后的设定 |
| 547 | Two 500s right there. | 那边有两500块 |
| 548 | Hopefully we can at least get one of them. | 希望我们至少能得到其中之一。 |
| 549 | After 24 hours of cheating, | 经过24小时的欺骗, |
| 550 | it all came down to one last grab. | 都到最后一场了 |
| 551 | Dang, dude. | 该死的,伙计。 |
| 552 | We were getting down to the wire, | 我们正在下到电线, |
| 553 | and the only thing between me | 我之间唯一的事情 |
| 554 | and becoming the world's greatest uncle | 成为世界上最伟大的叔叔 |
| 555 | was this claw machine. | 是这个爪子机 |
| 556 | Oh! | 瓳 |
| 557 | Yeah! | 对! |
| 558 | 500 tickets. | 五百张票 |
| 559 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 560 | You went from 500 to 10 tickets. | 你从500张到10张 |
| 561 | But just as I was losing hope, | 但就在我失去希望的时候 |
| 562 | 我记得Arcade Matt说过的话 | |
| 563 | Sometimes you gotta win the less stuff | 有时候你得赢少一点 |
| 564 | to win what you want, if that makes sense. | 赢得你想要的,如果这有道理。 |
| 565 | And it was in that moment I knew | 那时我知道 |
| 566 | I could count on him to bring us home. | 我可以指望他带我们回家。 |
| 567 | All right, we'll try for these hundreds here. | 好吧,我们试试这几百个 |
| 568 | At worst, maybe we'll get 10. | 最糟糕的是,也许我们会得到10。 |
| 569 | 100! | 100块! |
| 570 | Yeah! | 对! |
| 571 | 120. | 120. (中文(简体) ). |
| 572 | 200 smackers. | 两百块 |
| 573 | Oh! | 瓳 |
| 574 | Oh, another 200! | 再来两百块! |
| 575 | Let's go! | 我们走! |
| 576 | Yeah! | 对! |
| 577 | There we go. | 开始了 |
| 578 | If we get this, we're golden. | 如果我们得到这个,我们是黄金。 |
| 579 | Yeah! | 对! |
| 580 | Another 200! | 再来两百! |
| 581 | We'll take it! | 我们要了! |
| 582 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 583 | All right, we moved the crap out of the way. | 好吧,我们把狗屎挪开。 |
| 584 | Now let's get the gold. | 今当取金. |
| 585 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 586 | If you told me 24 hours ago | 如果你24小时前告诉我 |
| 587 | that I could rob this arcade of a quarter million tickets, | 我可以抢走25万张票 |
| 588 | I would have surely thought it was impossible, | 我当然认为这是不可能的, |
| 589 | that I'd actually win a PS5 | 我其实会赢得一个PS5 |
| 590 | for the sweetest kid in the world. | 为世界上最可爱的孩子。 |
| 591 | But that's the funny thing, | 但这是有趣的事情, |
| 592 | because when you have the cheats to a game, | 因为当你有 欺骗游戏, |
| 593 | it's actually impossible to lose. | 其实不可能输 |
| 594 | Watch him pick it up. | 看他捡起来。 |
| 595 | Watch me get it now. | 看着我现在得到它。 |
| 596 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 597 | Good, good! | 不错,不错! |
| 598 | Four of the Arcade Avengers, | 四个街机复仇者 |
| 599 | we hit 228,000 tickets, | 我们打了228,000张票, |
| 600 | all before Dave and Buster's kicked us out. | 在戴夫和巴斯特把我们赶出去之前 |
| 601 | Shout out Matt, baby! | 喊出马特,宝贝! |
| 602 | Shout out Matt! | 大声喊马特! |
| 603 | So it was finally time to march down to that ticket counter | 终于该到售票台了 |
| 604 | and rob this place of its most valuable prize. | 并夺走这里最珍贵的奖品 |
| 605 | She's beautiful. | 她是美丽的。 |
| 606 | Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in. | 带入,带入,带入. |
| 607 | Dude. | 哥们 |
| 608 | Bring it in. | 带进来 |
| 609 | I appreciate you guys all being here. | 我很感激你们都在这里。 |
| 610 | Crazy seeing you guys all in one place. | 在同一个地方看到你们真是疯狂 |
| 611 | Thanks for bringing us all here | 谢谢你带我们大家来 |
| 612 | to win the PS5 for Doha's baby. | 为多哈的孩子赢得PS5 |
| 613 | Doha's newborn kid is gonna love that thing. | 多哈的新生孩子会喜欢的 |
| 614 | All right, boys. | 好吧,孩子们。 |
| 615 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 616 | I need the PS5. | 我需要PS5号 |
| 617 | PS5号 | |
| 618 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 619 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 620 | Make dreams come true. | 使梦成真. |
| 621 | I'll be right back. | 我马上回来。 |
| 622 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 623 | Oh my gosh. | 天呐 |
| 624 | I can't believe it. | 不可思议. |
| 625 | But it got even sweeter. | 但它变得更甜。 |
| 626 | We didn't just win this PS5, | 我们不只是赢了这个PS5 |
| 627 | we got it on sale. | 我们得到了它出售。 |
| 628 | We spent $74 less on arcade credits | 我们花74元的游乐信贷 |
| 629 | than this thing cost at the store. | 比这玩意在店里要贵 |
| 630 | Oh my gosh. | 天呐 |
| 631 | Bro. | 哥们 |
| 632 | They said we couldn't do it. | 他们说我们办不到 |
| 633 | It only cost me everything. | 它只花了我的一切。 |
| 634 | But as you guys know, this PS5 was never for me. | 但你们知道,这个PS5从来不适合我 |
| 635 | And to become the world's greatest uncle, | 成为世界上最伟大的叔叔 |
| 636 | there was only one thing left to do. | 还有一件事要做 |
| 637 | Yo. | 哟 |
| 638 | I need you to meet me at the arcade. | 我需要你在街机见我 |
| 639 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 640 | What's happening? | 发生什么事了? |
| 641 | I got something for you. | 我有东西给你 |
| 642 | I gotta tell you in person. | 我得亲自告诉你 |
| 643 | All right, I'll come. | 好吧,我会来。 |
| 644 | What have you been doing all day? | 你一整天都在干吗? |
| 645 | Dude, I've been earning- | 老兄,我一直在挣... |
| 646 | All night. | 彻夜不眠. |
| 647 | I've been earning tickets, bro. | 我一直在挣票,兄弟。 |
| 648 | All right, close your eyes. | 好吧,闭上眼睛。 |
| 649 | Now I feel bad leaving you alone. | 现在离开你我感觉很糟 |
| 650 | Why did I do that? | 我为什么要这么做? |
| 651 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 652 | Open your eyes. | 睁开眼睛 |
| 653 | Woo! | 呜! |
| 654 | Let's go! | 我们走! |
| 655 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 656 | You actually won the tickets? | 你真的赢了票? |
| 657 | We won it. | 我们赢了 |
| 658 | And this is for you. | 这是给你的 |
| 659 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 660 | Yeah, that's yours. | 是啊,这是你的。 |
| 661 | Nah bro. | 没有兄弟。 |
| 662 | Well, it's actually for your newborn child. | 其实是给你的新生儿的 |
| 663 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 664 | The entire time we were filming that video, | 我们拍摄这段视频的整个过程 |
| 665 | it was all to win his PS5 for him | 都是为了赢得他的PS5 |
| 666 | so I could be the best uncle ever. | 这样我才能成为最棒的叔叔 |
| 667 | Oh my gosh, bro. | 哦,我的上帝,哥们。 |
| 668 | Aw, yeah. | 对 |
| 669 | Yes, yes. | 对,对。 |
| 670 | All right, well, | 好吧,这样吧, |
| 671 | should we go play GTA V with your son? | 我们该跟你儿子玩GTAV吗? |
| 672 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 673 | All right, let's. | 好吧,让我们。 |
| 674 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
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