婚礼上，伴郎和我小姨竟然眉来眼去？
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:01 | You have to tell him. | 你必须告诉他。 |
| 0:03 | Today. | 今时. |
| 0:05 | Claire, he's my roommate. | 克莱尔,他是我的室友。 |
| 0:06 | So? | 怎么样? |
| 0:07 | That does not mean he's an automatic invite to our wedding. | 那不代表他是我们婚礼的自动邀请 |
| 0:10 | What if we just throw him in the back and then tell him he can't drink? | 如果我们把他扔到后面 然后告诉他不能喝酒呢? |
| 0:12 | Like what we tried to do for our shared bachelor party? | 就像我们为共同的单身派对所做的那样? |
| 0:14 | Yeah, look how well that went. | 是啊,看看它有多顺利。 |
| 0:16 | Come on, he was supporting small business. | 别这样,他支持小企业 |
| 0:18 | He hired thirty strippers on your credit card. | 他雇了三十个脱衣舞女 在你的信用卡。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | You have to tell him. | 你必须告诉他。 |
| 2 | Today. | 今时. |
| 3 | Claire, he's my roommate. | 克莱尔,他是我的室友。 |
| 4 | So? | 怎么样? |
| 5 | That does not mean he's an automatic invite to our wedding. | 那不代表他是我们婚礼的自动邀请 |
| 6 | What if we just throw him in the back and then tell him he can't drink? | 如果我们把他扔到后面 然后告诉他不能喝酒呢? |
| 7 | Like what we tried to do for our shared bachelor party? | 就像我们为共同的单身派对所做的那样? |
| 8 | Yeah, look how well that went. | 是啊,看看它有多顺利。 |
| 9 | Come on, he was supporting small business. | 别这样,他支持小企业 |
| 10 | He hired thirty strippers on your credit card. | 他雇了三十个脱衣舞女 在你的信用卡。 |
| 11 | Yeah, but he was just trying to have a fun time with us. | 是的 但他只是想和我们玩玩 |
| 12 | My family was there! | 我的家人也在场! |
| 13 | My grandma had a fucking stroke! | 我奶奶中风了! |
| 14 | She ended up being fine! | 她最后还是很好! |
| 15 | That's a terrible argument. | 这是一个可怕的争论。 |
| 16 | And don't even get me fucking started on my birthday. | 不要让我他妈的开始在我的生日。 |
| 17 | Okay, he swears your aunt was giving him the eyes. | 好吧,他发誓你姨妈给了他眼睛。 |
| 18 | She wasn't. | 她没有。 |
| 19 | He tried hooking up with her in front of my uncle. | 他试图在我叔叔面前和她勾搭 |
| 20 | You can't just not invite him to the wedding because he tried hooking up with your aunt. | 你不能不邀请他参加婚礼 因为他想和你姨妈搞上关系 |
| 21 | Actually, I think that's a pretty good reason. | 事实上,我认为这是一个很好的理由。 |
| 22 | Yeah, you're right. | 是啊,你说得对。 |
| 23 | I think that's a great reason, actually. | 我认为这是一个很好的理由,实际上。 |
| 24 | But... | 不过... |
| 25 | But nothing, okay? | 但没什么,好吗? |
| 26 | If you want to marry me, you're going to go tell him he's not coming. | 如果你想嫁给我,你去告诉他他不会来了。 |
| 27 | Claire, it's going to break his heart. | 克莱尔,这会让他伤心的 |
| 28 | And it's going to break my heart to see his stupid face at my wedding. | 在婚礼上看到他的蠢脸会让我心碎的 |
| 29 | So, go tell him. | 告诉他吧 |
| 30 | Now? | 现在? |
| 31 | Right now. | 现在 |
| 32 | Oh, Mikey. | 哦,迈克。 |
| 33 | Andrew and Claire are going to love you for this. | 安德鲁和克莱尔会爱你的 |
| 34 | Hey, Mikey. | 嘿,迈克。 |
| 35 | What's up, douchebag? | 怎么了,蠢货? |
| 36 | What's going on? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 37 | Where's Claire? | 克莱尔呢? |
| 38 | Did you bang her so hard she died? | 你把她弄得这么惨吗? |
| 39 | Bitch. | 贱人 |
| 40 | Uh, no. | 呃,没有。 |
| 41 | She's, uh, Claire's right here. | 她,呃,克莱尔就在这里。 |
| 42 | Oh! | 瓳 |
| 43 | What's up, Claire? | 怎么了,克莱尔? |
| 44 | Or should I say, what's up, future Mrs. Douchebag? | 或者我应该说,怎么了,未来的杜奇巴格夫人? |
| 45 | Funny. | 真有趣,你觉得呢? |
| 46 | Yeah, pretty good stuff. | 是啊,相当好的东西。 |
| 47 | Comedy. | 喜剧 |
| 48 | Hear a lot more of that in my best man's speech. | 在我伴郎的演讲中 听到更多这些 |
| 49 | Whoa. | 珃 |
| 50 | You're looking good, shedding that holiday weight. | 你看上去不错,把节日的重量。 |
| 51 | Bet you're pretty pumped about that, Andrew. | 安德鲁,你一定很兴奋吧? |
| 52 | Excuse me? | 你说什么? |
| 53 | God, why would you ever say that? | 天啊,你为什么要这么说? |
| 54 | I'm just kidding. | 我只是在开玩笑。 |
| 55 | I got good news. | 我有个好消息 |
| 56 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 57 | You finally got a job and you're going to start paying rent? | 你终于找到工作了 还要付房租吗? |
| 58 | Not quite. | 没有 |
| 59 | Of course not. | 当然不是。 |
| 60 | Guess who has two thumbs and just became an ordained freaking minister? | 猜猜谁有两只大拇指 刚成为了受命的部长? |
| 61 | Who? | 谁? |
| 62 | Me! | 我! |
| 63 | Oh, wow. | 哦,哇呜。 |
| 64 | He's an ordained minister. | 他是一个委任的部长。 |
| 65 | For what? | 为什么? |
| 66 | For your wedding, you fucking dumbass. | 为了你的婚礼,你他妈的笨蛋。 |
| 67 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 68 | I know. | 我知道,我记得 |
| 69 | You're probably thinking, Mikey, dude, you were odds on favored to be my best man. | 你可能会在想,迈克,伙计, 你被偏爱成为我的伴郎。 |
| 70 | But I just, listen, I know you got a ton of friends and you probably didn't want to have to make the choice, | 但我只是,听着,我知道你有一堆朋友 而你可能不想做选择, |
| 71 | so I'm taking my name off the list. | 所以我把我的名字从名单上删除。 |
| 72 | I'll just be the minister. | 我就当部长 |
| 73 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 74 | Well, that's actually really nice of you, Mikey. | 你真好 迈克 |
| 75 | Isn't that a really nice name? | 这名字不错吧? |
| 76 | So nice. | 这么好。 |
| 77 | Unfortunately, my family priest will be officiating the wedding, so no need. | 不幸的是 我的家族牧师会主持婚礼 所以没必要 |
| 78 | Right. | 对 |
| 79 | Yeah, of course. | 当然 |
| 80 | Father, whatever the fuck his name is. | 父亲,不管他叫什么 |
| 81 | Yeah, sure, let him do it. | 是的,当然,让他做。 |
| 82 | I just figured, you know, figured why not have two options. | 我只是想,你知道, 认为为什么不有两个选择。 |
| 83 | Because you don't really need two options. | 因为你不需要两个选择 |
| 84 | Well, it's not entirely true. | 这不是真的 |
| 85 | I mean, what if the family priest does? | 我的意思是,如果 家庭牧师做? |
| 86 | I don't know why I said that. | 我不知道我为什么这么说 |
| 87 | Mikey, we don't need two options. | 迈克,我们不需要两个选择。 |
| 88 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 89 | Actually, Mikey, about the wedding. | 事实上,迈克,关于婚礼的事。 |
| 90 | Don't even. | 都别 |
| 91 | The answer's yes, dude. | 答案是肯定的,伙计。 |
| 92 | Yes. | 对 |
| 93 | I will be your best man. | 我会是你的伴郎。 |
| 94 | Your bestest mensch. | 你最好的男士们 |
| 95 | Oh, we're going the wrong way. | 我们走错路了 |
| 96 | I'll be honest, officiating the wedding was sort of, it was a bluff. | 老实说 主持婚礼有点虚张声势 |
| 97 | I figured if I said that, then you'd just finally sack up and ask me to be the best man you have, and I accept. | 我想,如果我这么说,那么你 最终会解雇 并要求我成为你最好的男人, 我接受。 |
| 98 | Oh, um. | 瓳 垛 |
| 99 | He didn't ask you to be his best man, Mikey. | 他没让你做他的伴郎 迈克 |
| 100 | Oh, Claire, calm down. | 克莱尔 冷静点 |
| 101 | I'm not going to use the powers of being the best man to bang your hot friends there. | 我不会利用作为伴郎的力量 在那里和你那热门的朋友做爱 |
| 102 | Um. | 垛 |
| 103 | Unless, of course, they give me the eyes. | 除非,当然,他们给我的眼睛。 |
| 104 | They won't. | 他们不会的 |
| 105 | You're not going to be anywhere near my friends, actually, because. | 事实上 你不会接近我的朋友的 因为 |
| 106 | Because you haven't told me which ones are single yet and in play, right? | 因为你还没有告诉我 哪些是单身的 在玩,对不对? |
| 107 | No. | 没有 |
| 108 | Claire, on that topic, actually, could you just be a doll and scurry into the room and maybe make a list, | 克莱尔,关于那个话题,实际上, 你能不能只是一个娃娃 和匆匆进入房间,也许做一个列表, |
| 109 | now rather a presentation with pictures of your hottest friends, ordered hot to least hot. | 现在更喜欢展示 你最热的朋友的照片, 点到最热。 |
| 110 | Yeah, no, I'm not going to do that. | 是啊,不,我不会这样做。 |
| 111 | No, um, are you forgetting that I'm the best man? | 你忘了我是伴郎吗? |
| 112 | As the best man, I command you to make this list. | 作为伴郎,我命令你列出这份名单. |
| 113 | You're not the best man. | 你不是伴郎,你不是伴郎吗? |
| 114 | Okay, Claire, where is this attitude coming from? | 好吧,克莱尔,这种态度从哪里来的? |
| 115 | Is this because of your aunt? | 是因为你姨妈吗? |
| 116 | Because, Claire, I told you she gave me the eyes, and I just need you to take my word for that. | 因为,克莱尔,我告诉过你,她给了我眼睛, 我只需要你相信我的话。 |
| 117 | No, it's not about my aunt, and no, she did not give you the fucking eyes. | 不,这不是关于我姨妈, 不,她没有给你他妈的眼睛。 |
| 118 | You've got to stop bringing up the eyes, man. | 你必须停止举起眼睛,男人。 |
| 119 | Well, then what's this about? | 那这是怎么回事? |
| 120 | Tell him, Andrew. | 告诉他,安德鲁。 |
| 121 | Tell me? | 告诉我? |
| 122 | Tell me what, best friend in the world? | 告诉我,世界上最好的朋友? |
| 123 | What are you going to tell me? | 你要告诉我什么? |
| 124 | Okay, Mikey, it's about the wedding. | 好吧,迈克,这是关于婚礼。 |
| 125 | What about the wedding? | 婚礼怎么办? |
| 126 | It's about the guest list, and who might be on it, and who might not be. | 是以宾客名单,谁在,谁不在. |
| 127 | Oh, I get it. | 哦,我懂了,我懂了,我懂了,我懂了,不过... |
| 128 | You do? | 是吗? |
| 129 | Great. | 不错 |
| 130 | Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, I'll do it. | 是啊,是啊,我的意思是,是啊,我会做到这一点。 |
| 131 | What's that? | 这是什么? |
| 132 | Weed out the suckers, right? | 抽大麻,对吗? |
| 133 | That's what you're asking me to do? | 这就是你让我做的? |
| 134 | Weed out the fucking losers who were not invited to this wedding? | 去除那些没被邀请参加婚礼的失败者? |
| 135 | Nope. | 没有 |
| 136 | This is what we'll do. | 这是我们要做的。 |
| 137 | Claire, when you're done making that little presentation about your hot friends, | 克莱尔,当你做完关于你热门朋友的小介绍 |
| 138 | give me the wedding list, okay, and I'll start calling them personally and telling them they're not invited. | 把婚礼名单给我 我会亲自打电话给他们 告诉他们他们没有被邀请 |
| 139 | No, we don't want you doing that. | 不,我们不希望你这样做。 |
| 140 | You do, because you guys are horrible at giving bad news. | 你这样做,因为你们 可怕的给坏消息。 |
| 141 | I mean, this guy, he'll sit here for eight minutes and not be able to tell somebody the bad news he's trying to tell them. | 我的意思是,这家伙,他会坐在这里八分钟 无法告诉别人 他试图告诉他们的坏消息。 |
| 142 | Meanwhile, I, I'll just fucking call him and say, hey, you're not invited to the wedding, loser. | 嘿,你没有被邀请参加婚礼,失败者。 |
| 143 | No. | 没有 |
| 144 | That way it's not on you, it's on the best man. | 这样就不是在你身上 而是在伴郎身上 |
| 145 | First person to go is obviously going to be Claire's uncle. | 第一个去的人显然是克莱尔的叔叔 |
| 146 | You're not going to be the best man, Mikey. | 你不会成为伴郎的 麦基 |
| 147 | Yeah, funny, and you won't be his wife, bitch. | 是啊,很有趣,你不会是他的妻子,婊子。 |
| 148 | Andrew, if you don't tell him in three seconds, I will. | 安德鲁 如果你三秒内不告诉他 我会的 |
| 149 | Okay, okay. | 好,好,好,我们走 |
| 150 | Tell me what, best friend in the world? | 告诉我,世界上最好的朋友? |
| 151 | What are you going to tell me? | 你要告诉我什么? |
| 152 | You're not the best man. | 你不是伴郎,你不是伴郎吗? |
| 153 | Okay, yeah, I'll just, I'll just go back to being the minister then, cool. | 好吧,是啊,我只是, 我会继续做部长,然后,酷。 |
| 154 | I mean, I took the test. | 我的意思是,我接受了测试。 |
| 155 | Nope, you fucking dumbass, I told you, you're not the minister either. | 不,你他妈的蠢货, 我告诉你,你也不是部长。 |
| 156 | So what? | 那又怎样? |
| 157 | So I'm just a groomsman? | 我只是个新郎? |
| 158 | No. | 没有 |
| 159 | I mean, I'm not going to lie, the first thing that sort of comes to my head is, you know, kill yourself, Mikey. | 我的意思是,我不会说谎, 第一件事 那种来我的头是,你知道,自杀,迈克。 |
| 160 | That's a bit of an overreaction. | 有点过激 |
| 161 | Because Andrew doesn't love you enough to be the best man and she's a groomsman, but I'll adjust, I will adjust. | 因为安德鲁不够爱你 成为伴郎 她是新郎 但我会调整 我会调整 |
| 162 | Mikey, you're not a fucking groomsman either. | 米奇,你他妈的也不是新郎 |
| 163 | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be fucking kidding me. | 不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,你一定是他妈的在开玩笑。 |
| 164 | No, I'm not fucking kidding you. | 不,我不是他妈的在开玩笑。 |
| 165 | You're demoting me to a fucking regular at the wedding? | 你在婚礼上把我降为普通人? |
| 166 | Jesus Christ. | 天呐 |
| 167 | No, I tell you I might take my own life because I'm a groomsman and your response to that is I'm a fucking commoner? | 不,我告诉你,我可能会自杀 因为我是一个新郎 而你的反应是,我是一个他妈的普通人? |
| 168 | Okay, okay, you're a groomsman. | 好吧 好吧 你是个新郎 |
| 169 | You're not going to be at the fucking wedding. | 你不会在他妈的婚礼上。 |
| 170 | At all. | 一点都没有 |
| 171 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 172 | You're out. | 你出来了。 |
| 173 | You're not at the fucking wedding. | 你不在他妈的婚礼上。 |
| 174 | Mikey, she, we decided that we don't think it would be good if you came to the wedding. | 迈克,她,我们决定 我们不认为它会是好 如果你来参加婚礼。 |
| 175 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 176 | Not invited to the wedding at all. | 根本没有被邀请参加婚礼 |
| 177 | It's nothing personal, but it is extremely personal because it is about you as a person and how you act. | 这不是针对个人的,而是针对个人的, 因为它涉及你作为一个人,你是如何行动的。 |
| 178 | That's cool. | 这很酷。 |
| 179 | You actually seem to be taking this pretty well. | 你似乎还挺不错的 |
| 180 | That's so cool! | 这太酷了! |
| 181 | Don't cry. | 别哭 |
| 182 | Don't tell me what to do, bitch! | 别告诉我该怎么做,婊子! |
| 183 | Mikey, this was your idea, wasn't it? | 米奇,这是你的主意,不是吗? |
| 184 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 185 | You fucking liar! | 你他妈的骗子! |
| 186 | I know it was! | 我知道这是! |
| 187 | I said it was! | 我说了! |
| 188 | You can't let her do this, Andrew. | 你不能让她这么做 安德鲁 |
| 189 | You can't let her do this, man. | 你不能让她这样做,伙计。 |
| 190 | She's been gunning for me from the moment you started dating her. | 从你和她约会的那一刻起 她就一直在找我 |
| 191 | Oh, that's not true. | 哦,这不是真的。 |
| 192 | I've been gunning for you ever since you tried to fuck my aunt. | 自从你想上我姨妈后 我就一直在找你 |
| 193 | She gave me the fucking eye! | 她给我他妈的眼睛! |
| 194 | No, she didn't! | 不,她没有! |
| 195 | She did! | 没错! |
| 196 | She fucking did! | 她他妈的做到了! |
| 197 | And I was being courteous! | 我当时很礼貌! |
| 198 | I was being fucking courteous by banging her and not your mom or your sister! | 我他妈的是礼貌的 通过上她,而不是你妈妈或你的妹妹! |
| 199 | Because they gave me the same fucking look! | 因为他们给我的同样他妈的表情! |
| 200 | Please stop talking. | 请停止说话。 |
| 201 | No! | 没有! |
| 202 | No, I don't think I will. | 不,我不认为我会。 |
| 203 | I won't. | 我不会的 |
| 204 | I won't actually stop talking. | 我其实不会停止说话。 |
| 205 | I won't stop talking. | 我不会停止说话。 |
| 206 | It's bullshit, Andrew. | 这是废话,安德鲁。 |
| 207 | It's bullshit that because her aunt wanted to jump on my fucking dick that I lose the position as best man. | 胡说八道,因为她姨妈想踩我的鸡巴... ...我就失去了伴郎的地位 |
| 208 | You were never the best man! | 你从来都不是伴郎! |
| 209 | I was! | 我曾经是! |
| 210 | I was the best man! | 我可是伴郎啊! ! 我才是伴郎啊! |
| 211 | And I shouldn't lose that because of one mistake! | 我不应该因为一个错误而失去它! |
| 212 | It's not just one mistake, Mikey. | 这不仅仅是一个错误,迈克。 |
| 213 | You've made so many mistakes. | 你犯了很多错误 |
| 214 | You invited 30 strippers to the bachelor party. | 你邀请了30个脱衣舞娘参加单身派对 |
| 215 | I was the only one who had the balls to call the strippers, okay? | 只有我有胆量叫脱衣舞娘 好吗? |
| 216 | All your other friends were fucking losers. | 你的其他朋友都是他妈的失败者 |
| 217 | They saw your parents there. | 他们看到你的父母在那里。 |
| 218 | They didn't want to make it a fun night. | 他们不想让今晚变得有趣 |
| 219 | I'm sorry I wanted to make it a fun night for you and your friends. | 对不起,我想让你和你的朋友玩得开心 |
| 220 | You didn't care about my friends. | 你根本不在乎我的朋友们 |
| 221 | All the strippers were women. | 脱衣舞娘都是女人 |
| 222 | No! | 没有! |
| 223 | There was one guy there, Jamal. | 有个家伙在那里 Jamal |
| 224 | He gave my friend syphilis. | 他给我的朋友梅毒。 |
| 225 | Oh! | 瓳 |
| 226 | So now it's my... You hear this, Andrew? | 所以现在这是我的... 你听到了吗,安德鲁? |
| 227 | This is fucking rich. | 这是他妈的富有。 |
| 228 | It's my fault that Monica's a whore and fucks everybody. | 是我的错 Monica是个妓女 和所有人上床 |
| 229 | Well, you know what? | 你知道吗? |
| 230 | I hope she fucks me at the wedding! | 我希望她在婚礼上操我! |
| 231 | Okay, you know what, Mikey? | 好吧,你知道吗,迈克? |
| 232 | You're a piece of shit. | 你个混蛋 |
| 233 | You're not coming to the wedding. | 你不会来参加婚礼的 |
| 234 | I'm not fucking sorry about it. | 我他妈的一点都不抱歉 |
| 235 | You're a loser. | 你是个失败者。 |
| 236 | No one wants to bang you. | 没人想上你 |
| 237 | My aunt definitely doesn't want to bang you. | 我姨妈绝对不想和你上床 |
| 238 | Get a job. | 找个工作 |
| 239 | Get a life. | 得到一个生活。 |
| 240 | Change everything about yourself, maybe. | 也许改变你的一切 |
| 241 | You don't mean that. | 你不是那个意思。 |
| 242 | I mean every word. | 我是说每个字 |
| 243 | I don't agree with everything she said. | 我不同意她说的 |
| 244 | But yeah, you are not coming to the wedding. | 但你不能来参加婚礼 |
| 245 | Perfect. | 不错 |
| 246 | You should answer that. | 你应该回答这个问题。 |
| 247 | Maybe it's a fucking job offer. | 也许这是一个他妈的工作提议。 |
| 248 | No, it's not a job offer. | 不,这不是一个工作机会。 |
| 249 | I haven't applied to job in months. | 我几个月没申请工作了 |
| 250 | Shocker. | 吓人 |
| 251 | Hello? | 有人吗? |
| 252 | Miss Casey? | 凯西小姐? |
| 253 | I don't know what fucking Miss Casey. | 我不知道什么他妈的凯西小姐。 |
| 254 | Is this a prank call? | 这是恶作剧电话吗? |
| 255 | That's my fucking aunt. | 这是我他妈的阿姨。 |
| 256 | Becky? | 贝琪? |
| 257 | Oh my god, is he ret? | 哦,我的上帝,他是ret吗? |
| 258 | Of course! | 当然 |
| 259 | I'll be the plus one with you to Claire's wedding. | 我会和你去参加克莱尔的婚礼 |
| 260 | You've got to be fucking kidding me. | 开什么玩笑 |
| 261 | I told you she gave me the eyes. | 我告诉你,她给了我的眼睛。 |
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