实战练英文 | JD Vance 笑话一箩筐：副总统 IQ
实战练英文 | JD Vance 笑话一箩筐：副总统 IQ 只有60？大胆老兵呛他胡子丑！进海军能治食物过敏？｜海军陆战队250周年演讲，分享战友牺牲故事与幽默
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:02 | Thank you Marines. | 谢谢海军陆战队 |
| 0:03 | It's great to be with you tonight. | 很高兴今晚能跟你在一起 |
| 0:04 | I want to thank our great commandant General Smith | 我想感谢我们伟大的指挥官史密斯将军 |
| 0:07 | Thank you so much for everything that you do for our Marine Corps. | 非常感谢你为我们海军陆战队所做的一切 |
| 0:10 | Let me ask you all how we doing Marines? | 让我问问你们 海军陆战队怎么样? |
| 0:16 | That was pretty good. | 这是相当好的。 |
| 0:18 | How we doing Marines? | 海军陆战队怎么样? |
| 0:21 | That was better. | 这样好多了 |
| 0:21 | That was better | 这样好多了 |
| 0:22 | Well, I figured I just stand up here and tell a lot of stories about the Marine Corps because what else? | 我想我只是站在这里 说了很多关于海军陆战队的故事 因为还有什么? |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| 1 | Thank you Marines. | 谢谢海军陆战队 |
| 2 | It's great to be with you tonight. | 很高兴今晚能跟你在一起 |
| 3 | I want to thank our great commandant General Smith | 我想感谢我们伟大的指挥官史密斯将军 |
| 4 | Thank you so much for everything that you do for our Marine Corps. | 非常感谢你为我们海军陆战队所做的一切 |
| 5 | Let me ask you all how we doing Marines? | 让我问问你们 海军陆战队怎么样? |
| 6 | That was pretty good. | 这是相当好的。 |
| 7 | How we doing Marines? | 海军陆战队怎么样? |
| 8 | That was better. | 这样好多了 |
| 9 | That was better | 这样好多了 |
| 10 | Well, I figured I just stand up here and tell a lot of stories about the Marine Corps because what else? | 我想我只是站在这里 说了很多关于海军陆战队的故事 因为还有什么? |
| 11 | Should we do when we're among friends on the 250th birthday of the United States Marine Corps then talk about the incredible stories that make | 我们是不是应该在美国海军陆战队250岁生日时 和朋友在一起 然后谈谈令人难以置信的故事 |
| 12 | Our Corps great and I'm so proud to be here | 我们的军团很棒,我很荣幸能来 |
| 13 | I'm so proud to be the first vice president of the United States to have been a United States Marine | 我为成为美国海军陆战队第一任副总统而感到骄傲 |
| 14 | I'm proud to have so many of my dear friends from my own time in the United States Marine Corps | 我为我在美国海军陆战队 拥有这么多亲爱的朋友感到骄傲 |
| 15 | And I was joking with some of them earlier this evening | 我今晚在跟他们开玩笑 |
| 16 | we were at a reception with generals and colonels and | 我们在一个招待会 将军和上校, |
| 17 | magistrates and noblemen and I thought to myself that when we were at our last Marine Corps ball | 法官们,贵族们,我自以为是 当我们在上一个海军陆战队舞会上 |
| 18 | We were drinking Jim be mate stars with a bunch of corporals and Lance corporals and sergeants and | 我们喝吉姆是伴星 和一群下士和兰斯下士和中士 |
| 19 | Now we're drinking fine wine with the common out of the Marine Corps. | 现在我们喝的是海军陆战队的酒 |
| 20 | We've come pretty far my friends. | 我们已经走了很远 我的朋友。 |
| 21 | It's good to see you all | 很高兴见到你们 |
| 22 | But the thing I love about the Marine Corps is that for 41 years | 但我喜欢海军陆战队41年 |
| 23 | For the entire time that I have had the Marine Corps in the back of my mind since I stepped foot on those yellow | 自从我踩到黄色后 海军陆战队就在脑后 |
| 24 | Footprints in Parris Island. | 帕里斯岛的足迹. |
| 25 | I was a 19 year old kid | 我那时才19岁 |
| 26 | That entire time the Marine Corps has kept me honest and even tonight | 海军陆战队一直对我诚实 甚至今晚 |
| 27 | The Marine Corps has kept me honest because you saw our guest of honor that incredible Iwo Jima veteran corporal | 海军陆战队一直让我诚实 因为你看到我们的贵宾 不可思议的硫磺岛老兵下士 |
| 28 | it's such an honor to be with you and | 跟你在一起真是荣幸 |
| 29 | I was I was | 我曾经是 |
| 30 | Shaking his hand earlier and spending some time with him and I said sir | 早点摇动他的手 和他相处一段时间 我说长官 |
| 31 | If you need to lean on me if you need to grab on to me | 如果你需要靠着我 如果你需要抓住我 |
| 32 | Please feel free to do so and he said if you need to grab on to me feel free to do so | 请随心所欲 他说如果你需要抓住我 |
| 33 | And | 还有 |
| 34 | Then I shook the hand of his fellow Iwo Jima veteran because we have a corpsman here who served in Iwo Jima | 后来我和他的同伴硫磺岛老兵握手 因为我们这里有个在硫磺岛服役的军医 |
| 35 | And how much Marines do we love our corpsman who keep us safe? | 我们有多爱保护我们安全的士兵? |
| 36 | We know that to our corpsman there is no illness so severe no malady | 我们知道,对我们的医护人员来说, 没有这么严重的疾病,没有病 |
| 37 | So significant that it cannot be cleared by two motrin and a fresh pair of socks | 如此重要,不能用两只马特林和一双新鲜的袜子清理 |
| 38 | but I shook the hand of this corpsman who's probably close to a hundred years old and | 但我和这名医护人员握了手 他可能快一百岁了 |
| 39 | He said, you know, we talked for a little bit we chatted for a little bit | 他说,你知道,我们聊了一会儿,我们聊了一会儿 |
| 40 | He said, you know, you have a very nice personality and I'm a I'm a vain | 他说,你知道, 你有一个非常好的个性 而我是一个虚荣 |
| 41 | Politician just like all the rest of them and I really appreciated that and he said what the hell is up with that beard? | 政治家就像其他人一样 我真的很感激 他说那胡子是怎么回事? |
| 42 | And I thought to myself I'm the vice president of the United States and this guy is busting my balls for having a beard | 我自以为是美国副总统 这家伙因为有胡子而让我大吃一惊 |
| 43 | but that | 不过 |
| 44 | That my friends is what the Marine Corps does whether we're a young Marine or an old Marine | 不管我们是年轻海军陆战队还是老海军陆战队 我的朋友都是海军陆战队的 |
| 45 | whether we're a Lance corpora born in 2006 or a veteran of Iwo Jima the Marine Corps keeps us honest because it is the | 不管是2006年出生的兰斯·科波拉 还是硫磺岛的老兵 海军陆战队都让我们诚实 因为那是 |
| 46 | Proudest organization of warfighters in the world and we are proud to celebrate its 250th birthday | 我们自豪地庆祝250岁生日 |
| 47 | Now I got this great big speech here. | 现在我得到了一个伟大的演讲在这里。 |
| 48 | I could talk about Dan Daly. | 我可以谈谈丹·达利 |
| 49 | I could talk about Chesty Puller. | 我可以谈谈切斯蒂·普勒 |
| 50 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 51 | Could talk about John Barcelona. | 可以谈论约翰·巴塞罗那。 |
| 52 | I could talk about all of the incredible Marines | 我可以谈谈所有不可思议的海军陆战队 |
| 53 | I could talk about my friends some of whom came home from Iraq or Afghanistan and a couple of whom didn't | 我可以谈谈我的朋友,他们中有些人从伊拉克或阿富汗回来 有几个人没有 |
| 54 | we know that the reason why this organization is so special is | 我们知道这个组织之所以如此特殊的原因是 |
| 55 | Fundamentally because we take the very best young Americans | 根本上是因为我们收了最好的美国年轻人 |
| 56 | We turn them into something even better which is United States Marines and we go and ask them even when they're teenagers | 我们把他们变成更好的东西,那就是美国海军陆战队 然后我们去问他们,即使他们是青少年 |
| 57 | Even when they're not even old enough some of them to drink we go and ask them to do the hardest thing in the world | 即使他们还不够老,我们还是去请他们做世界上最难的事 |
| 58 | Which is to fight our nation's battles and to represent the United States all over the world in the proudest and most profound way | 这是为了与我们民族的战斗进行斗争,并以最自豪和最深刻的方式代表全世界美国. |
| 59 | Possible and I'm proud to tell you this evening that tonight as we celebrate at the commandant's birthday ball from the young Marines to | 有可能,我自豪地告诉你,今晚,当 我们庆祝指挥官的生日舞会 从年轻的海军陆战队到 |
| 60 | The old Marines I as your vice president and proud of you and we're gonna keep on and winning | 老海军陆战队我当你的副总裁 以你为荣 我们会坚持下去赢 |
| 61 | America's wars for the next 250 years after this | 美国战后的250年战争 |
| 62 | Now I remember when my cousin Rachel | 我还记得我表弟瑞秋 |
| 63 | she's my older cousin my my grandmother's eldest grandchild when she encouraged me to | 她是我的表姐 我祖母的长孙女 她鼓励我 |
| 64 | Enlist in the United States Marine Corps and at the time it sounded like the craziest idea I had ever heard | 加入美国海军陆战队 那时听起来我听过最疯狂的想法 |
| 65 | I couldn't run a mile much less three miles and I | 我跑不动一英里,不到三英里 |
| 66 | Never thought to myself that I could join the military | 从没想过我能参军 |
| 67 | But I'm telling you that the confidence the Marine Corps gave me the trajectory that it set me on has | 但我要告诉你 海军陆战队给我的信任 使我走上了轨道 |
| 68 | Started again from those yellow print footprints in Parris Island | 从帕里斯岛的黄印脚印开始 |
| 69 | Led me directly from where I was then to where I stand today | 直接把我从当时的位置带到今天的位置 |
| 70 | And it wasn't always an easy journey of course these things never are | 当然,这并非总是个轻松的旅程 这些东西从来不是 |
| 71 | But I remember for example my very first Marine Corps birthday as a young recruit in Parris Island | 但我记得,比如说,我第一次参加海军陆战队生日 是在帕里斯岛的年轻新兵 |
| 72 | I went to boot camp in September of 2003 and so of course my first Marine Corps birthday was in Parris Island | 我在2003年9月去了新兵营 我的第一个海军陆战队生日当然是在帕里斯岛 |
| 73 | Now I'll tell you a little story at the time | 现在我要告诉你一个小故事 |
| 74 | I thought that I was deathly allergic to shellfish and | 我以为我对贝类过敏 |
| 75 | The reason I thought I was deathly allergic to shellfish is because when I was 16 or 17 I had some terrible | 我以为自己对贝类过敏是因为我16岁或17岁时 有过一些可怕的事 |
| 76 | Allergic reaction I assumed it was because of shellfish and for two years. | 过敏反应,我猜是因为贝类 和两年。 |
| 77 | I had not touched shellfish | 我没有碰过贝类 |
| 78 | I thought it was the thing that was gonna kill me and so on November the 10th in Parris Island, South Carolina | 我以为它会杀了我 所以在11月10日 在南卡罗来纳州帕里斯岛 |
| 79 | I was sitting there, and they serve steak and lobster | 我坐在那里, 他们服务牛排和龙虾 |
| 80 | And you all know y'all recruits | 你们都知道你们是新兵 |
| 81 | You know how hungry young recruits get and I thought to myself well on the one hand I could be hungry and | 你知道年轻新兵有多饿 一方面我觉得自己很饿 |
| 82 | Maybe save my life on the other hand I could roll the die with this lobster and | 或许能救救我的命 另一方面,我可以滚死 与这龙虾和 |
| 83 | The very worst thing that's probably gonna happen to me is a corpsman is gonna take care of me | 最糟糕的事情是 军医会照顾我 |
| 84 | I'll get to sleep in tomorrow | 我明天会睡的 |
| 85 | And so what did my dumbass do I ate the lobster and? | 我吃了龙虾和什么? |
| 86 | I was fine, and I haven't been allergic to shellfish ever since so one of the great things | 我很好,我从来没有过对贝类过敏 自从这样伟大的事情之一 |
| 87 | The Marine Corps can do is it can apparently occur a shellfish allergy | 海军陆战队能做的是 它显然会发生贝类过敏 |
| 88 | There are so many things I'm proud of about this corps one of the things I'm proud of is that the life that the attitude | 我为这支队伍感到骄傲的 有很多事情 我为这支队伍感到骄傲 |
| 89 | And the life of service continues from the people who become generals in our Marine Corps to sergeant majors in our Marine Corps | 从我们海军陆战队的上将到海军陆战队的上士 |
| 90 | 我亲爱的朋友Dave Warrington在这里 白宫议会 | |
| 91 | I'm gonna embarrass Dave a little bit because though | 我会让戴夫难堪 因为... |
| 92 | He's one of the most important people in our White House team a brilliant lawyer a very proud Marine | 他是我们白宫团队中最重要的人之一 一个出色的律师 一个非常自豪的海军陆战队 |
| 93 | I didn't know until tonight that young David his son is a captain of Marines, and he's here with us tonight | 我直到今晚才知道 他的儿子是海军陆战队的队长 他今晚和我们在一起 |
| 94 | So let's give it up for a family of service | 所以,让我们放弃它 一个服务家庭 |
| 95 | There he is | 他来了 |
| 96 | Gonna embarrass my friend a little bit and of course you all know that you know when you get around soldiers and sailors and airmen | 我的朋友会有点尴尬 当然你们都知道 当你绕过士兵、水手和飞行员时 |
| 97 | we like to poke fun at each other, and I was I was talking to a | 我们喜欢玩玩,我正跟一个... |
| 98 | To an army colonel in the White House not too long ago, and I said colonel | 对白宫的一位陆军上校来说 不久前,我说上校 |
| 99 | You know what they call a soldier with an IQ of 80, and he said what sir and I said they call him a colonel | 你知道他们怎么称呼一个智商为80的士兵, 他说什么,先生和我说 他们叫他上校 |
| 100 | And he any any chuckled and then he said you know what they call a marine with an IQ of 60 | 然后他说你知道什么叫海军陆战队 智商是60 |
| 101 | I said what's that colonel he said the vice president of United States and | 我说他说什么上校 美国副总统和 |
| 102 | Guess what colonel I've got the last laugh because your ass is going to Siberia on diplomatic duty | 猜猜我最后一次笑什么? 因为你的屁股是去西伯利亚当外交官的 |
| 103 | so I hope you had your fun in the West Wing but | 我希望你在西翼玩得开心 |
| 104 | Unfortunately, I get the final say that's one of the good things about this job, but let me just say first of all from our Department of | 不幸的是,我得到了最后的 说这是一件好事 关于这份工作, 但首先让我说,我们部 |
| 105 | War | 战争 |
| 106 | Secretary Pete Hegseth a great soldier, but a person. | Pete Hegseth秘书是个伟大的士兵,但是一个人。 |
| 107 | I know who loves the Marines deeply and of course from the president United States | 我知道谁深爱海军陆战队 当然还有美国总统 |
| 108 | They are proud. | 他们感到骄傲。 |
| 109 | They are proud of you | 他们以你为荣 |
| 110 | They know that the United States Marine Corps is the greatest weapon | 他们知道美国海军陆战队是最大的武器 |
| 111 | The political leadership of this country has and when you hear this phrase peace through strength | 这个国家的政治领导人有,当你听到这个词 用力量实现和平 |
| 112 | We are fighting for peace every single day in the White House every single day in the Oval Office | 我们每天都在白宫里为和平而战 在总统办公室里 |
| 113 | We achieve peace because you the Marine Corps are our strength and we won't forget it and we never have thank you Marines | 我们实现了和平,因为你们海军陆战队是我们的力量,我们不会忘记它,我们从来没有感谢你们海军陆战队 |
| 114 | And I know we're gonna do a little toast with a comment on here | и笵и璶耻狹 |
| 115 | But I just want to say something else because there are two things that your political leadership cares a great deal about I have | 但我只想说点别的 因为有两件事 你的政治领导很关心我 |
| 116 | To put on my vice president hat and tell you about it because one of the mistakes that I think we made | 戴上我副总统的帽子 告诉你这件事 因为我认为我们犯了一个错误 |
| 117 | Over the past 40 years over my entire life, and let's be honest. | 在过去的40年里,我的整个生活, 让我们说实话。 |
| 118 | It was Democrats and Republicans | 是民主党和共和党 |
| 119 | This is not even a partisan point is that we were too willing to send our Marines and our soldiers and everybody else off to war | 这甚至不是一个党派的观点是,我们太 愿意派遣我们的海军陆战队和士兵 以及其他人去打仗。 |
| 120 | without giving you clear guidance about what you needed to do and | 没有给你明确的指导 关于你需要做什么, |
| 121 | Clear guidelines for when you would come home and that is one thing the president United States and everybody in the White House | 清楚的指引你什么时候回家 这是美国总统和白宫里的每个人的一件事 |
| 122 | We promise we will never do when we send you off to fight our nation's battles | 我们保证,我们永远不会做 当我们送你去战斗 我们的国家的战斗。 |
| 123 | We will do it with full confidence | 我们将满怀信心地这样做 |
| 124 | We will give you the knowledge and the tools you need to win and we will make it clear | 我们将给你所需的知识和工具 来赢得胜利,我们将澄清它 |
| 125 | That your job is to kick the enemy's ass and come back home safely | 你的工作是踢敌人的屁股 然后安全回家 |
| 126 | That is our sacred promise from the president United States on down | 这是美国总统的神圣承诺 |
| 127 | That's what we owe every single one of you is a clear mission and a clear promise that when you do that mission | 这就是我们欠你们每个人的 明确的使命和明确的承诺 当你完成这个使命 |
| 128 | You're gonna come home safely. | 你会安全回家的 |
| 129 | That's the first point that I want to make and I want to make a second point | 这是我想说的第一点 我想说第二点 |
| 130 | Because we live in an era of technology you saw it in that incredible video | 因为我们生活在一个科技的时代 你在那个不可思议的视频中看到了它 |
| 131 | I forget who even said it but he said, you know in World War two we had planes we had boats | 我忘了是谁说的 但他说 在二战我们有飞机 我们有船 |
| 132 | We had tanks and we had Marines and here we are in | 我们有坦克,我们有海军陆战队,我们在这里 |
| 133 | 2025 80 years later and we still got tanks. | 2025年80年后,我们还有坦克。 |
| 134 | We got boats | 我们有船 |
| 135 | We got airplanes and we got we got United States Marines, but let's be honest | 我们有飞机,我们有美国海军陆战队 但说实话 |
| 136 | We all know the battlefield has changed in an incredible and profound way | 我们都知道战场已经发生了不可思议和深刻的变化 |
| 137 | We've got technology that would have been | 我们的技术是 |
| 138 | Inconceivable even when I was a little kid is now driving the face of the modern battlefield. | 即使在我小时候 也无法想象的 正在驱动着现代战场的面貌 |
| 139 | We got cyber security | 我们有网络安全 |
| 140 | We have satellites in space. | 我们有卫星在太空。 |
| 141 | We got artificial intelligence | 我们有人工智能 |
| 142 | We've got all this incredible technology. | 我们有这些不可思议的技术 |
| 143 | And of course the United States is the most | 当然,美国是最 |
| 144 | Significant leader of technology in the world | 世界上重要的技术领先者 |
| 145 | But I happen to believe that the most important warfighting technology is not a new airplane | 但我相信最重要的战争技术 不是新飞机 |
| 146 | The most important warfighting technology is not artificial intelligence or anything on a computer the most | 最重要的战争技术不是人工智能 也不是计算机上最重要的 |
| 147 | Important warfighting technology is a well-trained and well-armed United States Marine and we won't forget it | 重要的战争技术是训练有素 装备精良的美国海军陆战队 我们不会忘记的 |
| 148 | So let me say Marines at the age of 250 | 所以,让我说海军陆战队在250岁的时候 |
| 149 | Not a single one of you looks older than 249 look pretty pretty good out there | 你们中没有一个比249年长的 看起来还不错 |
| 150 | This is a good-looking crowd | 这群帅哥 |
| 151 | But I just want to say that that everything the Marine Corps has done for me the Marine Corps gave me great training | 但我只想说 海军陆战队为我做的一切 |
| 152 | It gave me a sense of purpose | 它给了我一种目的感 |
| 153 | It gave me lifelong friends that across the political spectrum | 它给了我终生的朋友 跨越政治界 |
| 154 | Just in the in the table of people that were dear friends of mine during the United States Marine my own Marine Corps service | 在美国海军陆战队服役期间 曾是我的好朋友 |
| 155 | We've got radical leftists and the radical right-wingers and we're all dear friends | 我们有激进的左派和激进的右派 我们都是好朋友 |
| 156 | Because we all bleed the same Marine Corps green the Marine Corps has done a lot for me | 因为我们都流血了 同样的海军陆战队绿色 海军陆战队为我做了很多 |
| 157 | The Marine Corps has done more for me than I can possibly repay | 海军陆战队为我所做的比我能报答的多 |
| 158 | But the thing that I promise so long as I have the honor of being your vice president is that I will continue | 但只要我有幸成为你的副总统 我就会继续 |
| 159 | To honor the United States Marine Corps | 为了纪念美国海军陆战队 |
| 160 | I will continue to remember that you are the most profound warfighting technology that exists on the planet Earth | 我会继续记住 你是地球上最深厚的 战争技术 |
| 161 | And I will fight every single day on this 250th birthday of the United States Marines | 我将在美国海军陆战队250岁生日那天每天战斗 |
| 162 | To make sure that the next 250 years is just as damn proud as the first 250 happy birthday Marines | 确保接下来的250年 和前250岁 海军陆战队一样自豪 |
| 163 | It's an honor to be with you | 很荣幸能和你在一起 |
| 164 | Ladies and gentlemen, please join vice president JD Vance as he offers a toast in honor of the 250th birthday of the United States Marine Corps | 女士们,先生们,请加入副总统JD Vance 为纪念美国海军陆战队250岁生日干杯 |
| 165 | All right Marines | 好吧,海军陆战队 |
| 166 | I'm gonna keep this simple and keep this sweet because I'm the last thing standing between you and a very delicious glass of champagne | 我要保持这个简单 保持这个甜美 因为我是最后站在你和一瓶非常美味的香槟之间 |
| 167 | But let's let's raise our glass from Chesty Pooler to everybody else | 但让我们把杯子从国际象棋普尔 举到其他人 |
| 168 | For every Marine who came home and every Marine who didn't here's to | 每一个回家的海军陆战队 和每个没有来这里的海军陆战队 |
| 169 | 250 more years of our glorious Marine Corps. | 250年的光荣海军陆战队。 |
| 170 | God bless you | 上帝保佑你们 |
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