实战练英文 | 晚间脱口秀王者 Greg Gutfeld 爆
实战练英文 | 晚间脱口秀王者 Greg Gutfeld 爆笑呛左派：为什么那么多人恨特朗普，却说不出真正原因？ 一针见血揭开真相｜AmFest 2025 专访
发布于 2026-03-05 · 时长 25:34字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:03 | Well, uh, thanks for coming out. | 谢谢你能来 |
| 0:06 | Got to go. | 我该走了 |
| 0:09 | Let me do this properly, ladies and gentlemen. | 让我做正确,女士们先生们。 |
| 0:12 | My name is Benny Johnson. | 我叫班尼·约翰逊 |
| 0:14 | Yeah, Benny. | 对,班尼 |
| 0:16 | And this is the undisputed king of comedy in the world, Greg Gutfeld. | 这是世界上无可争议的喜剧王 格雷格·古特菲尔德 |
| 0:23 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 0:24 | The number one comedy show on earth, The Great Greg Gutfeld. | 地球第一喜剧节目"伟大的格雷格·古特菲尔德". |
| 0:31 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 0:37 | Got to say, you're the first adult male I've ever met named Benny. | 不得不说,你是第一个成年男性 我见过名叫班尼。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| 1 | Well, uh, thanks for coming out. | 谢谢你能来 |
| 2 | Got to go. | 我该走了 |
| 3 | Let me do this properly, ladies and gentlemen. | 让我做正确,女士们先生们。 |
| 4 | My name is Benny Johnson. | 我叫班尼·约翰逊 |
| 5 | Yeah, Benny. | 对,班尼 |
| 6 | And this is the undisputed king of comedy in the world, Greg Gutfeld. | 这是世界上无可争议的喜剧王 格雷格·古特菲尔德 |
| 7 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 8 | The number one comedy show on earth, The Great Greg Gutfeld. | 地球第一喜剧节目"伟大的格雷格·古特菲尔德". |
| 9 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 10 | Got to say, you're the first adult male I've ever met named Benny. | 不得不说,你是第一个成年男性 我见过名叫班尼。 |
| 11 | It's very strange. | 甚为怪异. |
| 12 | So this happens constantly. | 所以这经常发生。 |
| 13 | There's a guy named Benny Thompson. | 有个叫班尼・汤普森的人 |
| 14 | Right. | 对 |
| 15 | He's a democrat. | 他是个民主主义者 |
| 16 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 17 | And like the January 6th committee. | 亦如一月六日会. |
| 18 | That's right. | 没错 |
| 19 | And Donald Trump's like, F that Benny Johnson. | 而唐纳德·特朗普就像,那本尼·约翰逊。 |
| 20 | Like every once in a while he mixes up my name. | 他偶尔会把我的名字弄混 |
| 21 | You know, I think I accidentally sent you a pipe bomb. | 我想我不小心给你发了个管子炸弹 |
| 22 | Don't you hate that? | 你不讨厌吗? |
| 23 | It's not a cake, Kate. | 这不是蛋糕,凯特。 |
| 24 | It's a bomb. | 这是一个炸弹。 |
| 25 | It's from Greg Gutfeld. | 格雷格·古特菲尔德的 |
| 26 | I'll explain later. | 我待会再解释 |
| 27 | No, it's a cake that looks like a pipe bomb. | 不,它是一个蛋糕 看起来像一个管道炸弹。 |
| 28 | It's a little prank. | 这是一个小恶作剧。 |
| 29 | Okay, you know Bret Baer. | 好吧,你知道布雷特·贝尔。 |
| 30 | He's like the best. | 他就像最好的一个。 |
| 31 | Bret Baer is like straight up, straight up and down news. | 布雷特·贝尔就像直上,直上和下下的新闻. |
| 32 | And he's like delivering this news about January 6th and the pipe bomb. | 他就像传达关于1月6日 和烟管炸弹的新闻一样 |
| 33 | And he does. | 他这样做。 |
| 34 | He did the same thing. | 他做了同样的事情。 |
| 35 | He goes, he goes, and that's a problem for Benny Johnson. | 他去,他去, 这是本尼・约翰逊的问题。 |
| 36 | Lying about destroying America. | 谎言摧毁美国。 |
| 37 | I'm like, no, please. | 我像,不,请。 |
| 38 | How do I get my reparations? | 我该怎么得到赔偿? |
| 39 | Well, you know, who would have thought that Bret Baer's real talent is rapping? | 你知道,谁会认为 布雷特·贝尔的真正天赋是说唱呢? |
| 40 | Have you seen him rap? | 你见过他说唱吗? |
| 41 | Yeah, it's pretty bad. | 是啊,这是相当糟糕的。 |
| 42 | Donald Trump was the number one most name dropped American in all rap songs. | 唐纳德·特朗普是所有饶舌歌曲中降下的美国名人第一. |
| 43 | According to the Huffington Post, they did a full analysis, | 根据《赫芬顿邮报》 他们做了全面分析 |
| 44 | and they found that President Trump's name was used something like 5,000 times in rap songs. | 他们发现特朗普总统的名字在说唱歌曲中使用了近5000次. |
| 45 | Well, here's the thing. | 是这样的 |
| 46 | Because Trump was culture. | 因为川普是文化 |
| 47 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 48 | Trump is funny. | 特朗普很搞笑 特朗普在开玩笑 |
| 49 | And that's what made him so viable in these elections. | 所以他才有这个能力 |
| 50 | That's what makes him such a powerful force. | 这就是他如此强大的力量. |
| 51 | And, Lindsay, he's been on your show, and since that was a massive show, | 而且,林赛,他一直在你的节目, 从那是一个大规模节目, |
| 52 | I want to sort of like, why don't we start there? | 我想有点像,为什么不从那里开始呢? |
| 53 | Well, here's an unspeakable truth. | 嗯,这是一个难以形容的事实。 |
| 54 | If you were to ask a hip hop artist, who would you rather be? | 如果你问一个嘻哈艺人, 你宁愿是谁? |
| 55 | Donald Trump, arrogant, obnoxious, driven, whatever. | 唐纳德·特朗普(Donald Trump),自大,讨厌,驱使,随便什么. |
| 56 | Or Barack Obama. | 或者巴拉克·奥巴马 |
| 57 | All of them would say Donald Trump. | 他们都会说唐纳德·特朗普 |
| 58 | It's because wherever he goes, there he is. | 因为不管他去哪 他都在那里 |
| 59 | Life follows you, and you're having fun. | 生活跟随你,你正在玩乐。 |
| 60 | I always talk about how we're living in the era of the flip. | 我总是谈论我们如何生活在翻转时代. |
| 61 | When I was your age, we didn't have Turning Point. | 我像你这么大的时候 我们没有转角 |
| 62 | I'm so old. | 我年纪大了 |
| 63 | When I was your age, the bad guys in every movie were the old, | 我像你这么大的时候 每部电影的坏人都是老样子 |
| 64 | crotchety, white Republican, and the cool kids were like the hippies. | 白人共和党人 酷孩子就像嬉皮士 |
| 65 | I always use Animal House as kind of the analogy. | 我一直把动物之家当作类比 |
| 66 | The Animal House where the young fun lovers and the dean was the evil conservative. | 动物之家 年轻趣味情人和院长是邪恶的保守派. |
| 67 | It翻. | |
| 68 | It's now the teachers and the administrators who are the liberals, | 现在的老师和行政人员都是自由主义者 |
| 69 | the woke and the left wing, because they got high on their own farts. | 被唤醒的左翼, 因为他们在自己的屁上得到了高。 |
| 70 | They had no opposition to their ideas, and now they became the man. | 他们没有反对他们的想法,现在他们成为了男人. |
| 71 | And then what happens is you have somebody like Donald Trump, who's a billionaire, | 然后发生的事情是,你有像唐纳德·特朗普这样的人, 他是一个亿万富翁, |
| 72 | real estate contractor, who is now the rebel. | 地产承包商,他现在是叛军。 |
| 73 | He literally is the head of the Hell's Angels. | 他是地狱天使的头 |
| 74 | I often borrow this analogy from Scott Adams, | 我经常从斯科特·亚当斯那里借用这个类比 |
| 75 | but the reason why the Trump administration is so interesting is that it's a pirate ship. | 但特朗普政府之所以如此有趣,是因为它是一艘海盗船. |
| 76 | They don't have to get along. | 他们不必相处 |
| 77 | There could be a few rough edges in there. | 里面可能有些粗糙的边缘 |
| 78 | Maybe a few of them did time. | 也许他们中有几个有时间 |
| 79 | There might be a body or two buried under a floorboard here and there, | 可能有一两具尸体埋在地板下面 这儿和那里 |
| 80 | but they're all rowing in the same direction. | 但他们都往同一个方向划 |
| 81 | If you have a sordid past, if you're a bit quirky, eccentric, dangerous, | 如果你有一个肮脏的过去, 如果你是一个有点怪异, 古怪,危险, |
| 82 | but you believe in what they believe, you can get on that pirate ship. | 但你相信他们相信的 你可以上海盗船 |
| 83 | So you have all these interesting people going in one direction, | 所以,你有所有这些有趣的人 朝着一个方向, |
| 84 | and the key is they're interesting. | 关键是它们很有趣 |
| 85 | They're not technocrats. | 他们不是技术专家。 |
| 86 | They're not bureaucrats. | 他们不是官僚 |
| 87 | They're not rent-seeking politicians. | 他们不是寻租政客 |
| 88 | They're just kind of like—they remind me—I'm old. | 他们就像... 他们提醒我... 我老了 |
| 89 | They remind me of the Oakland Raiders from the 1970s. | 他们让我想起1970年代的奥克兰突击队 |
| 90 | Just dangerous. | 只是危险。 |
| 91 | President Trump has dirty communist Zorhan Mondami in the White House, | 川普总统在白宫有肮脏的共产主义者佐尔汉·蒙达米, |
| 92 | and a reporter goes, hey, Mondami, is he still a fascist? | 一个记者去,嘿,孟达米, 他仍然是法西斯主义者? |
| 93 | Trump's like, you can call me a fascist. | 川普就像,你可以叫我法西斯主义者。 |
| 94 | Just call me a fascist. | 叫我法西斯就够了 |
| 95 | It's funny, right? | 这很有趣,对不对? |
| 96 | Trump's hilarious. | 特朗普的笑话。 |
| 97 | He's been on your show, and he used to go on late-night shows all the time. | 他参加过你的节目 他经常参加深夜的节目 |
| 98 | You remember Jimmy Fallon? | 你还记得吉米・法伦吗? |
| 99 | He tussled his hair. | 他扭了头发 |
| 100 | You guys remember that? | 你们还记得吗? |
| 101 | Jimmy Fallon messed up Trump's hair, and he was beloved on late-night. | 吉米·法伦(英语:Jimmy Fallon)把特朗普的头发弄得一团糟,他深夜受到爱戴. |
| 102 | And then suddenly, what the hell happened? | 然后突然间,到底发生了什么? |
| 103 | These guys' balls fall off. | 这些家伙的球掉下来了。 |
| 104 | They can't do an interview with Donald Trump anymore. | 他们再也不能采访唐纳德·特朗普了. |
| 105 | I would say the balls fell off, except for the view. | 我会说球掉了,除了风景。 |
| 106 | Too easy. | 太简单了 |
| 107 | That's too easy, people. | 这太容易了,人。 |
| 108 | Don't indulge me. | 别放过我 |
| 109 | It'll just get worse. | 只会更糟 |
| 110 | You know what I think it is? | 你知道我怎么想的吗? |
| 111 | If you look at why people resent Donald Trump— | 如果你看看为什么人们讨厌唐纳德·特朗普... |
| 112 | I've been thinking about this for a long time, because I had the same issues in 2016, 2015, and I knew Trump. | 由于2016年,2015年我也有同样的问题,我对特朗普很了解. |
| 113 | Why do people resent anything? | 为什么人们讨厌什么? |
| 114 | It's because they play a role somehow in the resentment, | 因为他们在怨恨中扮演了一个角色 |
| 115 | and they have yet to confront themselves over it. | 他们还没有面对它。 |
| 116 | So you know when you're really mad at somebody, and you don't know why? | 所以你知道 当你真的生别人的气, 你不知道为什么? |
| 117 | A lot of times, it has to do with exposing something about you. | 很多时候 都和揭发你有关 |
| 118 | And I think when Donald Trump came up, and you had all these people that were friends with him, | 我想当唐纳德·特朗普出现时 你和他有朋友 |
| 119 | he exposed something about them that they didn't want to know. | 他揭露了一些他们不想知道的事情 |
| 120 | And I'm going to use the Never Trump or conservatives. | 我要用"永远不特朗普"或保守派 |
| 121 | Why were they the most extreme in their dislike for Trump? | 为什么他们最讨厌特朗普? |
| 122 | Because he exposed to them that they actually weren't the voice of conservatism, and that upset them. | 因为他暴露在他们面前 他们实际上不是保守主义的声音, 这让他们心烦意乱。 |
| 123 | It's like, wait a minute. | 这就像,等待一分钟。 |
| 124 | Sitting in my leather armchair, smoking a cigar, quoting William F. Buckley, | 坐在我的皮革扶手椅上 抽雪茄 引用威廉·F·巴克利的话 |
| 125 | I'm in charge, and yet it's this guy? | 我负责,但还是这家伙? |
| 126 | If they had actually said, okay, why is this— | 如果他们真的说,好吧,为什么... |
| 127 | because I had to do this with myself—why is his success bothering me? | 为什么他的成功会困扰我? |
| 128 | Because honestly, you can do this with every person in your life on a personal level. | 因为老实说,你可以在个人层面 和每个人一起做这件事。 |
| 129 | What kind of resentment do you hold, and what's your role in it? | 你持有什么样的怨恨,你的作用是什么? |
| 130 | And I'm going like, I know I'm pissed off at Trump because for years I was going after the politically correct, | 我对特朗普很生气 因为多年来我一直追求政治正确 |
| 131 | and I was saying all these things, and he came in and just blew it up, and that should have been me! | 我在说这些话 他进来把它炸了,那应该是我! |
| 132 | I'm telling you, that is behind all of the resentment about Trump in the entertainment industry, in the world of politics. | 我告诉你,这是所有不满 川普在娱乐业, 政治世界。 |
| 133 | I won't say who this was, and his name does not rhyme with Smell O'Reilly, but I was on this show, | 我不会说这是谁, 他的名字不押韵与Smell O'Reilly, 但我在这个节目, |
| 134 | and afterward they had done a segment on Trump—this was probably 2016, 2015, maybe earlier— | 之后他们又在特朗普上做了一段, |
| 135 | and the host said, oh, why did I run for president? | 主持人说 我为什么要竞选总统? |
| 136 | And I think in a lot of people's minds, they were resentful that he did it, and they didn't, and why wasn't it them? | 我想在很多人的脑海里,他们都怨恨他这样做,他们没有这样做,为什么不是他们呢? |
| 137 | And then you go to the late-night talk show. | 然后你去深夜脱口秀。 |
| 138 | So here's the way I look at late-night talk shows. | 我这样看深夜脱口秀 |
| 139 | Imagine this amazing high school with tens of thousands of people, and there's one cool table off on the side, | 想象一下这所有上万人的 令人惊奇的高中 旁边有一个很酷的桌子 |
| 140 | and there's four or five people holding court there, and they're the coolest people on the planet. | 那里有四五个人在法庭上 他们是最酷的人 |
| 141 | You come in, and they invite you to that table, and you go, I'm good. | 你进来,他们邀请你到那桌,你走,我很好。 |
| 142 | I'm going out with these people. | 我要和这些人出去 |
| 143 | That created a crisis in confidence in those people when they suddenly realized that their views are not held by everybody else. | 这给这些人造成了信任危机,因为他们突然意识到,他们的观点并非由其他人持有。 |
| 144 | They realized that sitting in that table, they were just talking to themselves, and nobody cares. | 他们意识到坐在那张桌子上 他们只是自言自语 没人在乎 |
| 145 | Nobody cares. | 没人在乎 |
| 146 | I checked the ratings before coming out here. | 出来之前我查了收视率 |
| 147 | Greg Gutfeld has triple the ratings of Stephen Colbert. | 格雷格·古特菲尔德的收视率是斯蒂芬·科尔伯特的三倍. |
| 148 | Greg Gutfeld has quadruple the ratings of Jimmy Kimmel, even when he's crying. | 格雷格·古特菲尔德(英语:Greg Gutfeld)将吉米·金梅尔(英语:Jimmy Kimmel)的收视率翻了两番,即使他哭着. |
| 149 | That son of a bitch. | 那个混蛋 |
| 150 | He lied. | 他撒谎了 |
| 151 | That bastard lied. | 那混蛋撒谎了 |
| 152 | He was ripped off air. | 他被撕开的空气。 |
| 153 | He threw a temper tantrum. | 他发脾气了 |
| 154 | He was put in timeout because he lied about Charlie Kirk. | 由于他谎报了查理·柯克的事,所以被安排超时. |
| 155 | Two things about that. | 论此二事. |
| 156 | Remind me about the Kimmel thing, because it's important. | 提醒我Kimmel的事 因为这很重要 |
| 157 | The first thing about competition. | 关于竞争的第一件事。 |
| 158 | So when we were entering the late-night sphere, I really didn't want to do it, but I did it. | 所以当我们进入深夜球场的时候, 我真的不想这样做,但我做到了。 |
| 159 | I didn't look at myself as competing against them. | 我没有把自己看成是对抗他们的对手 |
| 160 | I thought to myself, no, I'm going for bigger fish. | 我想,我自己,不, 我要去大鱼。 |
| 161 | I bet I could get the same number of all of them combined, so I didn't even think about them. | 我敢打赌,我可以得到 相同的数字 所有这些组合, 所以我甚至没有想到他们。 |
| 162 | What I was thinking about was Monday night football, actual things that people watch. | 我想的就是周一晚上的橄榄球, 实际的东西,人们看。 |
| 163 | There are nights when I'm number one in all of cable, beating professional football games, sometimes every week. | 有晚上我在所有的有线电视中第一, 击败职业足球比赛,有时每周。 |
| 164 | So it was all about, this is not even in my universe, because I think if I had focused on them, it would have been at the detriment of a wider audience. | 所以说,这在我的宇宙里甚至都不算, 因为我认为,如果我把注意力放在他们身上, 那会损害到更多的观众。 |
| 165 | So now you look at something like Kimmel, and you go back to what I was talking about, that when somebody is upset about something, it's more about themselves. | 所以,现在你看着像Kimmel的东西, 你回到我所说的, 当有人对某件事心烦意乱时, 它更多的是自己。 |
| 166 | What is it about Kimmel that makes him so upset about Charlie Kirk's death? | Kimmel的死让他很不高兴? |
| 167 | It was clearly lack of impact. | 这显然是缺乏影响。 |
| 168 | He saw somebody have an impact that he kind of thought he wanted. | 他看到有人有某种影响 他认为他想要。 |
| 169 | And I feel like a lot of people feel that way. | 我觉得很多人都这样认为。 |
| 170 | When something big happens, and it's not them, and they are so ego-driven, it hurts them. | 当大事情发生, 而不是他们, 他们是如此的自我驱动, 它伤害他们。 |
| 171 | And his lashing out was basically saying, wait a second, I truly am irrelevant. | 他的鞭打基本上是说,等一下,我真的无关紧要。 |
| 172 | Behind every resentment is self-doubt. | 每一个怨恨背后都是自我怀疑 |
| 173 | And you hear the imposter syndrome. | 你听到冒牌货综合症。 |
| 174 | It's kind of more, maybe I'm not all that I cracked up to be, and it sucks. | 有点多,也许我不是所有 我崩溃了,它很烂。 |
| 175 | And I think that's why he lashed out at Kirk. | 我想这就是他为什么在柯克大喊大叫的原因 |
| 176 | He saw the world change, and he was left behind. | He见世变,遂留之. |
| 177 | Imagine being in a movie in which you find out in the final act that you're the bad guy. | 想象一下,在一部电影中,你发现在最后一幕中你是坏人. |
| 178 | How do you deal with it? | 你怎么处理的? |
| 179 | That's how you deal with it. | 这就是你如何处理它。 |
| 180 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 181 | Why is the left so bad at comedy? | 为什么在喜剧中左边这么糟糕? |
| 182 | You know what's interesting? | 你知道什么是有趣的吗? |
| 183 | They always used to say that about the right. | 他们总是这样说右边。 |
| 184 | Why is the right so bad at comedy? | 为什么在喜剧中右派这么糟糕? |
| 185 | But if you look at the comedians from the 70s, they weren't liberal. | 但是如果你看看70年代的喜剧演员 他们不是自由主义者 |
| 186 | It just so happened that the left kind of priced themselves out of comedy by putting a price on what is considered hurtful. | 恰巧左派通过给那些被认为有害的东西定价,从而摆脱了喜剧的自我定价. |
| 187 | They always say to me, Gutfeld just punches down. | 他们总是对我说 Gutfeld只是打倒。 |
| 188 | And I go, what am I punching down? | 我走了,我该打什么? |
| 189 | I'm pretty short. | 我相当短。 |
| 190 | It's not a lot of things I can punch down on. | 我没什么能打倒的 |
| 191 | Maybe Dana. | 也许达纳。 |
| 192 | But I don't hit women. | 但我不会打女人 |
| 193 | I just want to make that clear. | 我只想说清楚 |
| 194 | But the idea that making fun of the trans movement is punching down, that is so completely wrong. | 但是,取笑移位运动的想法是打倒的,这完全是错误的. |
| 195 | When you go after a sacred cow, or is it a sacred bull? | 当你追逐圣牛,还是圣牛? |
| 196 | Sacred cow if you're talking about the view. | 圣牛若说观音. |
| 197 | See? | 看到没? |
| 198 | I'm already having an impact on culture. | 我已经对文化产生了影响 |
| 199 | But they would say, oh, if you're going after specific identity groups, you're punching down, like trans. | 但他们会说,哦,如果你去 特定的身份组, 你打倒,像转弯。 |
| 200 | No, you're punching up because they are sacred cows. | 不,你打起来 因为他们是神圣的牛。 |
| 201 | They have preferential treatment that nobody else has. | 他们享有别人没有的优惠待遇。 |
| 202 | So I thought, I'm going after the people they say is off limits. | 所以我想,我要去追那些 他们说是禁区的人。 |
| 203 | Because, number one, I am not going to be compelled to behave in a way that they say is appropriate. | 因为,第一,我不会被迫以他们说适当的方式行事。 |
| 204 | And number two, yeah, you can clap. | 第二,是的,你可以鼓掌。 |
| 205 | The moment you obey, it's over. | 你一服从就结束了 |
| 206 | They don't like you. | 他们不喜欢你 |
| 207 | It drives me crazy to watch people strive for this strange new respect of liberals. | 看着人们为这种对自由主义者的陌生的新尊重而奋斗,这让我疯狂. |
| 208 | Like, oh, I'm so excited when a liberal comedian agrees with me. | 喜欢,哦,我很兴奋 当一个自由喜剧演员同意我。 |
| 209 | This is one of the things that I remember when I was anti-Trump. | 这是我在反特朗普时记得的事情之一. |
| 210 | Man, did I get love. | 男人,我得到了爱。 |
| 211 | I got love from the other side. | 我得到了另一边的爱。 |
| 212 | And I remember, Twitter was still pretty big in 2014, and I'm getting all this love. | 我记得,2014年的推特还是相当大, 我得到了所有这些爱。 |
| 213 | And I won't say the comedian's names, but they were like, oh, Greg, you know, it's great what you're doing on the five. | 我不会说喜剧演员的名字, 但他们喜欢,哦,格雷格, 你知道,这是伟大的 你在做什么在五。 |
| 214 | And I got to say, it felt good, you know, to get these accolades from people who normally call me a right-winger. | 我不得不说,这感觉很好,你知道, 从那些通常叫我右翼者的人那里得到这些优雅。 |
| 215 | And then I realized this was wrong. | 然后我意识到这是错的。 |
| 216 | It's like, what am I doing? | 这就像,我在做什么? |
| 217 | This is feeding my ego. | 这是在养活我的自我 |
| 218 | And that was one of the things when I realized, okay, I'm not actually speaking the truth. | 那是我意识到的一件事, 好吧,我其实不是在说真话。 |
| 219 | I'm trying to build myself up. | 欲自积聚. |
| 220 | And that's when I said, okay, enough. | 我就说,够了 |
| 221 | And what made me change on Trump was I had to ask myself, what is it that he's saying that's upsetting me? | 是什么让我改变特朗普 我不得不问自己 他说的是什么让我难过? |
| 222 | And what is he doing that's upsetting me? | 他在做什么 这让我难过? |
| 223 | He hadn't done anything yet. | 他还没做什么 |
| 224 | He wasn't president. | 他不是总统 |
| 225 | So I put pay attention to his deeds. | 所以我关注他的行为 |
| 226 | I focused on deeds and not words. | 我专注于行动而不是言语。 |
| 227 | And once I basically dialed my ego back down where, you know what? | 一旦我把自尊心调回哪里,你知道吗? |
| 228 | It's not about me. | 这不是关于我。 |
| 229 | He suddenly became hilarious again. | 他突然又变得好笑了 |
| 230 | So I think that a lot of the never Trump ism is all about ego. | 所以我认为,很多从来就不是特朗普的自大。 |
| 231 | They can't admit the sunk cost of their beliefs. | 他们不能承认信仰的沉没代价 |
| 232 | If I hated Trump for so long, if I stop hating Trump, what did I just do for the last 10 years? | 如果我恨特朗普这么久,如果我不再恨特朗普,那么我在过去10年里做了什么? |
| 233 | It's like being in a terrible relationship and you don't want to get out of it because you were in it for so long. | 这就像一个可怕的关系 而你不想摆脱它 因为你在其中 这么久。 |
| 234 | You know, it's that. | 你知道,这是。 |
| 235 | What's the other? | 另一个是什么? |
| 236 | There's an opportunity cost that you start thinking about all the things you could have devoted your time to, but it was to this. | 机会的代价是,你开始思考 你本可以花时间去处理的事情, 但就是这个。 |
| 237 | I do think you've seen cracks in it. | 我确实觉得你见过里面的裂缝 |
| 238 | You hear people, you know what? | 你听到人们,你知道吗? |
| 239 | I'm not going to talk about Trump anymore. | 我不会再谈特朗普了 |
| 240 | That's their way of saying, I'm a loser. | 他们就是这么说的 我是个失败者 |
| 241 | The other thing too is one of the interesting things about Trump derangement syndrome is that they call things syndrome when there's no origin like chronic fatigue syndrome. | 另一件事也是关于特朗普精神错乱综合征的有趣事物之一,那就是当没有起源时,他们称事物综合征为慢性疲劳综合征. |
| 242 | Those are things that they say we don't know what causes it. | 他们说我们不知道是什么原因 |
| 243 | So we call it a syndrome, which is a collection of symptoms. | 所以我们称之为综合症, 这是一种症状的集合。 |
| 244 | It's not Trump derangement syndrome. | 这不是特朗普精神错乱综合征. |
| 245 | It's Trump derangement addiction. | 是特朗普痴呆成瘾 |
| 246 | And the reason why it's an addiction, and I use that phrase now, is because you can't control it. | 我之所以用这个短语 是因为你无法控制它 |
| 247 | And when an addiction is out of your control, it has a power over you. | 当瘾君子失去控制时 它会支配你 |
| 248 | And it creates a filter. | 并产生过滤器。 |
| 249 | Like if you were addicted to drugs, you have no control over it, and you see everything through the filter of drugs. | 就像你对毒品上瘾一样,你对毒品没有控制力,你通过药物的过滤看到一切。 |
| 250 | It's like how can I carve out enough time to buy drugs? | 这就像我如何 刻出足够的时间购买药物? |
| 251 | Where's my dealer? | 我的毒贩呢? |
| 252 | With Trump, it's like every story is seen through the filter of what does it have to do with Trump. | 和特朗普一起,就像每个故事都通过过滤它与特朗普有什么关系来观察. |
| 253 | That is an addiction. | 那是个瘾君子 |
| 254 | And I honestly believe that if they treated TDA like any other kind of substance, people's lives would change for the better. | 我真心相信,如果他们把TDA像其他物质一样对待, 人们的生活会变得更好。 |
| 255 | I'm serious. | 我是认真的。 |
| 256 | Next time you run into somebody who's vehemently anti-Trump, you should ask them, I think you might have a problem. | 下一次你碰到一个强烈反特朗普的人, 你应该问他们,我觉得你可能有问题。 |
| 257 | And they go, hey, do you want to go to a movie? | 他们走了,嘿, 你想去看电影吗? |
| 258 | And then you go, sure, you go to a movie, and you walk them into a room with all of their friends. | 然后你去,当然,你去看电影, 和他们所有的朋友一起走进一个房间。 |
| 259 | And they all have letters. | 他们都有信 |
| 260 | Dear Steve, we've noticed all you do is talk about Donald Trump from morning till night. | 亲爱的史蒂夫,我们已经注意到 你所做的只是谈论唐纳德・特朗普 从早上到晚上。 |
| 261 | And we're worried about you. | 我们很担心你 |
| 262 | We think you need help. | 我们认为你需要帮助。 |
| 263 | If you look at it through that framework, it makes so much sense. | 如果你通过这个框架来看待它,那就太有意义了。 |
| 264 | Should we open TDS asylums? | 我们应该打开TDS的庇护? |
| 265 | Asylums like mental health institutions? | 像精神病院这样的避难所? |
| 266 | I think we should, yes. | 我认为我们应该,是的。 |
| 267 | One of the things, too, is understand that it's a flaw in human beings. | 其中一件事情,也是明白这是人类的缺陷. |
| 268 | We are drawn towards negativity over positivity because we're always trying to improve, so we like negative tweets over positive tweets. | 所以我们喜欢负面推文而不是正面推文。 |
| 269 | What's wrong with me is what everybody thinks. | 我哪里不对劲是大家的想法 |
| 270 | The Trump thing is a big what's wrong with me for never Trumpers. | 特朗普的事对我来说是件大事 从来就不是特朗珀斯 |
| 271 | You kind of have to understand that. | 你必须明白这一点。 |
| 272 | That's why I always say, when you're dealing with never Trumpers or heavy, deep antagonism, observe, don't indulge. | 这就是为什么我总是说,当你处理 从不特鲁姆珀斯 或沉重,深刻的对抗, 观察,不要放纵。 |
| 273 | You'll notice when you're at a workplace, who's the coolest person at work? | 你会注意到 当你在工作场所, 谁是最酷的人 在工作? |
| 274 | It's the person that's observing and not indulging. | 是人观察而不吝. |
| 275 | The person that listens to gossip but doesn't spread it. | 听八卦而不传者. |
| 276 | That's the person you want to be. | 这就是你想成为的人。 |
| 277 | And you're going to find a much bigger, a greater peace of mind. | 你会找到一个更大的, 一个更大的平静。 |
| 278 | And you're going to see that the people that disagree with you are going to be wondering, what do you have that they don't have? | 你会看到,那些不同意你的人 会想知道,你有什么 他们没有? |
| 279 | What is this thing? | 这是什么? |
| 280 | It's like I have good friends who are incredible never Trumpers, and it rolls right off me. | 我好像有好朋友 从来不是特鲁姆珀斯, 并且它滚离我。 |
| 281 | And it bothers them more because they're trying to figure out, well, why am I this way? | 这让他们更烦恼 因为他们想弄清楚 为什么我要这样? |
| 282 | And he's not. | 他没有。 |
| 283 | He's relatively successful. | 他比较成功. |
| 284 | He's got a happy family. | 家境欢喜. |
| 285 | Why is he not evil? | 他为什么不邪恶? |
| 286 | And you're causing them to think differently about their own resentment. | 你让他们对自己的怨恨有不同的思考 |
| 287 | Underneath every resentment is self-doubt. | 内心的怨恨都是自我怀疑 |
| 288 | This resentment is killing comedy. | 这种怨恨正在扼杀喜剧. |
| 289 | We have a comedic institution in our country called Saturday Night Live. | 我们国家有一个喜剧机构,叫周六夜现场。 |
| 290 | If some of you are old enough, maybe raise your hands. | 如果你们中有人够老了 也许举起手来 |
| 291 | Some of you might be old enough. | 你们中有些人可能已经够老了 |
| 292 | Do you remember Gerald Ford falling down the stairs? | 你还记得杰拉德福特从楼梯上摔下来的吗? |
| 293 | This is a famous Chevy Chase bit. | 这是著名的雪佛兰大通 |
| 294 | These people weren't even born. | 这些人甚至没有出生。 |
| 295 | Right. | 对 |
| 296 | Some of the people are born. | 某甲众生. |
| 297 | There was a president who we had just a couple of months ago who was falling ass backwards across stages, down the stairs, over the resolute desk in the White House. | 几个月前我们有一个总统, 他倒下,跨过各个阶段, 下楼梯, 在白宫的坚决办公桌。 |
| 298 | Enough about Obama. | 别再提奥巴马了 |
| 299 | Let's focus on Biden. | 专心拜登. |
| 300 | They never made fun of him. | 他们从不取笑他 |
| 301 | And I think that's a crisis, actually, when there are untouchable things. | 我认为这是一个危机,其实, 当有不可接触的东西。 |
| 302 | Why did Saturday Night Live do that? | 为什么周六晚间直播会这么做? |
| 303 | Well, this is the other thing that's great about whenever you're in a conversation, whether it is with the media, especially the media, is that they don't have any credibility. | 这是另一个伟大的东西 当你在一次谈话中, 无论是与媒体, 特别是媒体, |
| 304 | And SNL has no credibility. | 而SNL也没有可信度. |
| 305 | The late-night shows have no credibility. | 深夜的演出没有可信度. |
| 306 | The media has no credibility because for four years they deliberately covered up for a president that was brain-dead. | 媒体没有信誉,因为四年来他们故意掩盖了一位脑残的总统。 |
| 307 | There is no reason for you... | 你没有理由... |
| 308 | It's kind of like... | 有点像... |
| 309 | It's like you don't take financial advice from Jim Cramer. | 你好像不接受吉姆·克拉默的财务建议 |
| 310 | You know? | 你知道吗? |
| 311 | You don't take... | 你不带... |
| 312 | Fitness advice from Whoopi Goldberg. | 伍比·戈德堡的健身建议 |
| 313 | Yes, exactly. | 没错 |
| 314 | See, that was better. | 你看,这是更好的。 |
| 315 | I'm having an impact on culture. | 我对文化有影响 |
| 316 | One fat joke at a time. | 一个胖笑话一次。 |
| 317 | By the way... | 对了... |
| 318 | Chris Christie. | 克里斯・克里斯蒂。 |
| 319 | I forgot what I was talking about, but I don't have much time. | 我忘了我说什么, 但我没有太多的时间。 |
| 320 | People have asked me, like, why do you always make fun of somebody's weight or looks? | 人们问我,像, 为什么你总是取笑别人的体重或外表? |
| 321 | And I have a theory which is 100% bulletproof. | 我有一个理论 是100%的防弹。 |
| 322 | I call it the hierarchy of smears. | 我称之为涂鸦的等级。 |
| 323 | Everybody that I make fun of for their weight or their hair loss or their whatever has once compared me to a Nazi or a fascist. | 我嘲笑的每个人 都是为了他们的体重或头发的失落 或者他们曾经把我比作纳粹或法西斯 |
| 324 | And in the hierarchy of smears, you can fit a lot of stuff below Nazi. | 在涂鸦的等级中, 你可以适应很多的东西 低于纳粹。 |
| 325 | The moment somebody calls you a Nazi, you can call them anything. | 当有人叫你纳粹的时候 你可以随便叫他们 |
| 326 | And here's why. | 且道个甚么. |
| 327 | Here's why. | 这是为什么。 |
| 328 | When somebody calls you a Nazi, that's an amplified narrative that puts a target on your back. | 当有人称呼你为纳粹时,这就是一个放大的叙述,让你背上一个目标. |
| 329 | But when I call Brian Stelter fat, I'm not painting a target on it, even though it could be a big one. | 但当我叫布赖恩·斯泰尔特胖的时候,我并没有在它上画一个目标,即使它可能是一个大的目标. |
| 330 | But nobody's going to kill somebody because they're fat. | 但没人会杀人,因为他们很胖 |
| 331 | But they will kill you if they've been told through a repetitive demonizing narrative that you are a Nazi. | 但是,他们会杀了你,如果他们已经被告知 通过重复的恶魔化的叙述,你是一个纳粹。 |
| 332 | They will come for you, as we know. | 我们知道他们会来找你的 |
| 333 | I want to wrap up. | 我想结束。 |
| 334 | Just very quickly here. | 就在这里很快。 |
| 335 | How do we save comedy? | 我们如何拯救喜剧? |
| 336 | There seemed to be like this incredible watershed moment where Dave Chappelle... | 戴夫·查普尔... |
| 337 | Netflix was trying to cancel Dave Chappelle. | Netflix试图取消戴夫·查普尔. |
| 338 | They did this big walkout because he told a transgender joke, right? | 他们走出去是因为他说了一个变性人笑话,对吧? |
| 339 | And Netflix said, like, no, Dave Chappelle said, no, I'm not cutting that for my set. | 而Netflix说,像,不,戴夫·查普尔说,不,我不剪我的片。 |
| 340 | And that seemed like there was like this fever that started to break there. | 这似乎有 像这种发烧 开始在那里打破。 |
| 341 | And now, like, how do we save comedy? | 现在,像,我们如何拯救喜剧? |
| 342 | I'm telling you, this was free money on the table for us. | 告诉你,这是免费的钱 摆在我们的桌子上。 |
| 343 | The moment the left abdicated, their dedication to free speech became our win. | 左派退位的那一刻,他们对言论自由的奉献成为我们的胜利. |
| 344 | It just so happens we got President Trump who uses speech like, you know, a giant paintball with a gun, you know. | 我们碰巧有川普总统 使用演讲,比如,你知道, 一个巨大的油漆球与枪,你知道的。 |
| 345 | And, I mean, all the stars aligned. | 我的意思是,所有的星星都对齐了。 |
| 346 | I don't care if I'm going to get canceled because I live in a world where I will always land on my feet because we share the risk. | 我不管我是否要被取消 因为我生活在一个我永远会站稳脚跟的世界 因为我们分担风险 |
| 347 | If one of your friends gets canceled, you share the risk. | 如果你的一个朋友被取消, 你分担风险。 |
| 348 | You step up for people. | 你站出来为人。 |
| 349 | The left, they learned that they can't even depend on each other. | 左派,他们得知他们甚至不能依靠对方. |
| 350 | They will throw one of their own to the wolves with the hopes that the wolves will eat them last. | 他们会把自己的一个扔给狼,希望狼最后吃掉它们. |
| 351 | But they always get eaten, hence the size of the view. | 但它们总是被吃掉, 因此,面积的风景。 |
| 352 | Yeah, okay. | 是啊,没关系。 |
| 353 | We've done a lot of picking. | 我们做了很多选择。 |
| 354 | We've done a lot of rightfully picking on libs in your industry. | 我们已经做了很多正确的选择 在你的行业。 |
| 355 | You are destroying them. | 你在毁灭他们 |
| 356 | And it's so great to finally have comedy back in America. | 终于在美国有喜剧了 |
| 357 | What is your single favorite Donald Trump, last question, single favorite Donald Trump comedic moment, either behind the scenes, maybe you witnessed, or something that was on stage? | 你最喜欢的唐纳德·特朗普 最后一个问题 唯一喜欢的唐纳德·特朗普喜剧片段是什么 要么是在幕后 要么是你亲眼目睹 要么是在舞台上 |
| 358 | But as the most successful comedian in the industry, what's your favorite Trump comedy moment? | 但作为业界最成功的喜剧演员,你最喜欢的特朗普喜剧片刻是什么?. |
| 359 | You know what? | 你知道吗? |
| 360 | I got to go with the all-time classic. | 我一定要用最经典的 |
| 361 | You know, there's so many, but the all-time classic that got me out of my chair and go, that's the man, was when he said, to be fair, it was Rosie O'Donnell. | 你知道,有这么多, 但所有时间的经典 让我走出我的椅子和去, 这就是男人, 当他说,公平, 这是Rosie O'Donnell。 |
| 362 | That was pure comic timing. | 那是纯粹的漫画时间。 |
| 363 | He was seeing the question coming. | 他看到问题来了。 |
| 364 | Pure Republican response would be, of course, that was in the past. | 当然,纯粹的共和党反应已经过去。 |
| 365 | I don't think like that anymore. | 我不这么认为了。 |
| 366 | I've, you know, there are times when I, you know, it was for entertainment purposes, but that's not what he did. | 我,你知道,有的时候,我,你知道, 它是为了娱乐目的, 但这不是他做了什么。 |
| 367 | 他说,公平地说,是Rosie O'Donnell。 | |
| 368 | And I'm sure that it wasn't just me. | 我敢肯定,这不只是我。 |
| 369 | I'm sure millions of people got up from the chair and go, that's the guy. | 我敢肯定,数百万人 从椅子上站起来走了, 这就是家伙。 |
| 370 | Who wants Greg Gutfeld to do stand-up for the next hour is standing right there. | 谁想让格雷格·古特菲尔德 做下一个小时的站姿 就站在那里 |
| 371 | Listen to this. | 听这个。 |
| 372 | The king of comedy, ladies and gentlemen. | 喜剧之王 女士们先生们 |
| 373 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 374 | The great Greg Gutfeld. | 伟大的格雷格・古特菲尔德。 |
| 375 | Thank you, everybody. | 谢谢各位 |
| 376 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
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