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川普总统在白宫记者协会晚宴上的完整演讲 | 2026.7.2

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0:06And now, ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the 45th and 47th President现在 女士们先生们 请和我一起欢迎第45和47届总统
0:14of the United States, President Donald J. Trump.美国总统唐纳德·特朗普.
0:47That was very beautiful, but this has not been an easy evening.那时非常美丽,但今晚并不容易。
0:50All these awards.所有这些奖项。
0:54Do I have a say?我有发言权吗?
0:56Those awards, all those awards.那些奖项,所有的奖项。
1:00But it's great to be back at a place that I know very well because I built it.但是回到一个我非常了解的地方 真是太好了,因为我建造了它。
1:09I'm very proud of it because I built it for $2.9 billion less than the Federal Reserve我为此感到非常骄傲,因为我建造它比美联储少29亿美元
1:14building, which is a lot smaller, by the way.顺便说一句,这栋楼小得多。
1:18Figure that one out.想想这个
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1And now, ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the 45th and 47th President现在 女士们先生们 请和我一起欢迎第45和47届总统
2of the United States, President Donald J. Trump.美国总统唐纳德·特朗普.
3That was very beautiful, but this has not been an easy evening.那时非常美丽,但今晚并不容易。
4All these awards.所有这些奖项。
5Do I have a say?我有发言权吗?
6Those awards, all those awards.那些奖项,所有的奖项。
7But it's great to be back at a place that I know very well because I built it.但是回到一个我非常了解的地方 真是太好了,因为我建造了它。
8I'm very proud of it because I built it for $2.9 billion less than the Federal Reserve我为此感到非常骄傲,因为我建造它比美联储少29亿美元
9building, which is a lot smaller, by the way.顺便说一句,这栋楼小得多。
10Figure that one out.想想这个
11But I am delighted to be here at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.但我很高兴来到白宫记者的晚餐
12Amazing people.令人惊讶的人。
13A lot of people that I like.很多人我喜欢。
14Some I don't like at all.有些我一点也不喜欢
15But I respect most of them.但我很尊重他们
16I must say that.我必须说。
17You do a great job.你干得不错
18Amazing job.令人惊奇的工作。
19And it's an honor.亦谓之荣.
20As I said three months ago, the show must go on.正如我三个月前所说,演出必须继续下去。
21We were back.我们回来了。
22We were backstage and we both wanted to just have it go on, whether it was two o'clock,我们是后台 我们都想继续 不管是两点
23three o'clock in the morning.凌晨三点
24It didn't matter.没关系
25But in the end, it made more sense to do it the way we're doing it.但最终,用我们的方法来完成它更有意义.
26And we had a great news conference at the White House at a very important room.我们在一个非常重要的房间 在白宫举行了一个伟大的新闻发布会。
27And you did very well.你表现得很好
28I think we all did very well.我想我们都做得非常好。
29It was a hell of an evening, I can tell you that.这是一个地狱的夜晚,我可以告诉你。
30Won't soon be forgotten.不会很快被遗忘的
31And I think a lot was learned from that evening.我想那晚学到了很多东西
32Tremendous amount was learned about security and about other things.关于安全和其他事物,人们学到了很多东西。
33The dangers of what we all do.我们大家都这样做的危险。
34But just like my presidency, the second time is always better.但是,就像我担任主席一样,第二次总是更好。
35It's always better.总是更妙.
36And the third time will be better yet.第三次会更好
37I'm only kidding.我只是在开玩笑。
38From the earliest moments after the attack on our dinner last April, I knew we had to从去年四月我们晚餐被袭击后的最初时刻起 我就知道我们必须
39reschedule this event as soon as possible.尽快重新安排本次活动.
40We had to do it very quickly, and we met very quickly, and we figured something out.我们不得不很快地完成, 我们很快地相遇,我们发现了一些事情。
41But the attempted mass murder at the Washington Hilton, that's what it could have been, was但华盛顿希尔顿的大规模谋杀未遂案 本来可以如此
42an assault on our democracy itself.这是对我们民主本身的攻击。
43Very serious situation.非常严重的情况
44Many of you were there with me, and some showed extreme bravery, like Pete Hegseth, Steve你们很多人都和我在一起 有些表现出了极大的勇气 像皮特·海格塞斯 史蒂夫
45Miller, Tom Holman, really.米勒,汤姆・霍尔曼,真的。
46They were standing on tables, and most of you were under the tables, OK?他们站在桌子上, 而你们大多数人在桌子下面,好吗?
47But they did.但他们做到了。
48They showed.他们出现了。
49I saw every one of them that was standing up on those tables.我看见每个站在桌子上的人
50I didn't know if they were brave, if they were smart, if they were stupid as hell.我不知道他们是否勇敢,是否聪明,是否愚蠢如地狱.
51But they were on those tables in some cases, and there were a lot of different feelings但有些时候他们在桌子上, 有很多不同的感觉
52going on in the room at that moment.那时在房间里
53But after hearing the gunshots, many people yelled, get down, get down, which caused但听到枪声后,很多人大喊大叫,趴下,趴下,这导致了
54Nicki Minaj to start twerking.尼基·米纳伊开始转弯
55You believe?你相信吗?
56Get down.下来
57She's the only one that really understood what that meant.她是唯一一个真正理解那是什么意思的人。
58It's quite an evening.这是一个相当的夜晚。
59But tonight we come back together to answer that heinous attack with unwavering resolve,但是今晚我们一起回来 以坚定的决心回应那场令人发指的攻击
60and every one of us here this evening, to show that in America we do not yield to political今晚我们在这里的每一个人 都是为了表明 在美国 我们不会屈服于政治
61violence.暴力行为。
62We don't.我们没有。
63We can't do that.我们不能这样做。
64Can't do it.不能办.
65So in this country, we believe in freedom of speech.因此,在这个国家,我们相信言论自由。
66We settle our differences not with bullets, but with open and vigorous debate.我们不是用子弹,而是用公开和激烈的辩论来解决我们的分歧。
67And no deranged loser with a gun will ever change that.任何拿着枪的疯子都无法改变
68We can't let that ever happen.我们不能让这种事发生
69A lot of very dangerous people out there, we can't let it happen.外面有很多非常危险的人 我们不能让它发生
70I want to begin by expressing our gratitude to the incredible men and women who put their首先,我要表示,我们感谢那些不可思议的男女们,他们将他们的
71lives on the line every day to protect my family and myself, all presidents, and lots为了保护我的家人和我 所有总统,还有很多人
72of others.还有其他人。
73That's the United States Secret Service, so I appreciate it very much, and Sean and the那是美国特勤局,所以我很感激,肖恩和
74whole group.整个团体。
75Amazing job.令人惊奇的工作。
76In recent months, they've repeatedly responded to threats with speed and professionalism近几个月来,他们一再以速度和专业精神回应威胁
77and extraordinary courage, and there is no better example of that than Officer Victor和非凡的勇气, 没有比维克多警官更好的例子了
78Gonzalez, who we just met.冈萨雷斯,我们刚认识的
79It was amazing.这是惊人的。
80What he did was amazing.他所做的令人惊叹
81When the would-be assassin charged the checkpoint at speed, he was fast.当即将到来的刺客快速向检查站充电时,他速度很快.
82When you looked at that, you had to look at it about 10 times before you really saw what当你看到它,你不得不看 大约10次之前,你真正看到什么
83was going on.刚才还在继续
84He was quick, nasty.他动作很快,下流。
85The gun made him nasty, actually.其实枪让他很恶心
86But Officer Gonzalez engaged the attacker without hesitation and took a bullet to the但Gonzalez警官毫不犹豫地与攻击者交战,并用子弹击中了
87chest.胸围。
88After his ballistic vest, fortunately, was on, saved his life, and Victor did not even幸好他穿了防弹背心 救了他一命 维克多甚至没有
89want to go to the hospital for a checkup.想去医院检查一下
90We insisted — really, we wanted him to do it.我们坚持——真的,我们希望他这样做。
91We insisted, but he didn't want to go.我们坚持,但他不想去。
92So to Officer Gonzalez, Secret Service, Metropolitan Police, law enforcement generally, and even因此,Gonzalez警官,特勤局,大都会警察, 执法,甚至
93all of the militaries around us in the room tonight, we salute you and we thank you with今晚我们房间里的所有军队 我们向你致敬 并感谢你
94all of our hearts.我们所有的心。
95Thank you very much.谢谢
96Great job.干得不错
97These are great people.他们是伟大的人。
98So this evening, we're picking up right where we left off, so let's have a little bit of所以,今晚,我们接 我们离开的地方,所以让我们 一点点
99fun, you know?很有趣 你知道吗?
100I said, what do we do here?我说,我们在这里做什么?
101Is this supposed to be fun?这应该很有趣吗?
102Am I supposed to be serious?我应该是认真的吗?
103Am I supposed to be a comedian?我应该是喜剧演员吗?
104So I guess you said maybe a little bit of everything.所以我猜你说过 也许什么都有一点
105I know one thing I could never have done — the speech that I had ready just a short while我知道一件我永远做不来的事——我刚刚准备好的演讲
106ago, that was going to be a doozy.之前,那会是一个愚蠢的。
107I was so psyched.我很兴奋。
108I was going to rip people.我本来要偷人
109And I don't know, just something changed, really for the better, but I just wouldn't我不知道,只是有些事情改变了, 真的更好, 但我只是不会
110want to do that, but we'll do a little ripping if you don't mind.想要这么做,但是如果你不介意的话,我们会做一个小撕裂。
111But it is true.但这是真的。
112I said, how do we handle this?我说,我们怎么处理?
113It's going to be a different kind of an evening, and it is.这将会是不同的夜晚,它是。
114And in many ways, it's a more beautiful evening, actually.在许多方面, 这是一个更美丽的夜晚,实际上。
115Everyone's looking really good tonight, and I know it was not easy finding shoes to go大家今晚看起来都很好,我知道 找到鞋子并不容易
116along with your bulletproof vest, which many people didn't want to wear because they'd和你的防弹背心, 许多人不想穿 因为他们会
117rather die than look 20 pounds heavier.宁可死 也不要看起来20磅重。
118You know that, right?你知道的,对吧?
119We have that a lot.我们有很多
120They put one on me.他们给我贴了一张
121I said, are you sure I'm not wearing this?我说,你确定我不穿这个?
122No, you look exactly 20.不,你看起来20。
123They say, sir, it's about 21 pounds.他们说,先生,大约21磅。
124They said, not good.他们说,不好。
125But I want to thank the outgoing president of the White House Correspondence Center Association.但我要感谢即将离任的白宫通信中心协会主席。
126Now, she won't admit it, and she should not admit it, but we sort of became friendly.现在,她不会承认, 她不应该承认, 但我们有点变得友好。
127You know, in times of stress, on occasion, you become friendly.你知道,在紧张的时候, 有时,你变得友好。
128I have a lot of respect for Weijia, and I tell you, we went through a little bit of我对魏家很尊重 我告诉你,我们经历了一点
129a war together.一场共同的战争
130It turned out pretty good.结果还不错
131It turned out pretty good because of a lot of good people.因为有很多好人,结果还不错
132They stopped the tragedy.他们阻止了悲剧。
133So I want to thank you very much.所以,我想非常感谢你。
134Fantastic.厉害
135Yeah.
136And Weijia worked extremely hard to ensure this dinner was rescheduled.而魏家千辛万苦地确保这次晚宴改期.
137And we want to just thank her family.我们只想感谢她的家人。
138I just met her parents, her children, her husband.我刚认识她的父母,她的孩子,她的丈夫。
139What a perfect family.多完美的一个家庭。
140So it's really great.所以这是真的很棒。
141Thank you very much all for putting up with us, for putting up with us, right?非常感谢你们大家 忍受我们, 忍受我们,对不对?
142But let me also thank the incoming president of the Correspondence Association, Jackie但我也要感谢即将上任的通讯协会主席杰基
143Heinrich.海因里许.
144She can be very tough as a reporter, I will tell you.她会很坚强的,我告诉你
145She can be nasty.她会很讨厌的
146She looks so beautiful, but she can be so nasty.她看起来好漂亮,但她可以这么下流。
147How could that happen?怎么会这样?
148But she just got married to a very successful congressman, a very good congressman.但她刚刚嫁给了一个非常成功的议员,一个非常优秀的议员.
149I'd like to have a couple of more votes from it.我还想再多拿几票
150That's okay.没关系
151On occasion.有时
152He chose a little independence.他选择了一点独立.
153We don't like that.我们不喜欢这样
154But now he's a very professional guy and he loves our country.但现在他是一个非常专业的人 他热爱我们的国家。
155But that's a big thing.但这是件大事
156I just see what takes place.我只知道发生了什么
157We're talking about what takes place to be in the position that you're leaving and that我们在谈论会发生什么 处于你即将离开和
158Jackie's coming into.杰基来了
159And it's a lot of work, a lot of friendships, a lot of talent.且功绩丰厚,友情浓厚,才华横溢.
160And so Jackie, congratulations.所以杰基,祝贺你
161And congratulations are also in order for our favorite White House press secretary,还要祝贺我们最喜欢的白宫新闻秘书
162Caroline Levitt, who just had her second child, you and your husband.卡罗琳·莱维特 她刚刚生了第二个孩子 你和你丈夫
163She's great.她是伟大的。
164She's done a fantastic job.她做了一个伟大的工作。
165We all love her.我们都爱她。
166She's done a fantastic job.她做了一个伟大的工作。
167She's another one.她是另一个。
168She can be nasty, but sometimes she has no choice, right?她很讨厌,但有时候她别无选择,对吧?
169But Caroline may have one of the hardest jobs in the White House.但卡罗琳在白宫的工作可能最为困难.
170She has to deal with all of you all of the time.她总得对付你们所有人
171And you can be very difficult.你可能会很困难。
172You can be very, very difficult people.你可以是非常,非常困难的人。
173But I'm probably being a little bit oversensitive.但我可能有点太敏感了
174Sometimes I really do think that some of you don't like me.有时候我真的觉得 你们有些人不喜欢我
175In fact, I read a report, I get 93% negative publicity.事实上,我读到一个报告, 我得到93%的负面宣传。
17693.93. 联合国
177So how the hell did I win the election by so much?那么,我是怎么赢得选举这么多?
178Think of it.考虑一下
179I don't think that's true.亦不思议.
180I can't believe it's 93.真不敢相信已经93了
181In the 80s, maybe, but not 93.在80年代,也许,但不是93。
182But this place is the really the largest group of Trump derangement syndrome people ever但这里是特朗普精神错乱综合症 有史以来最大的人群
183put together at one time, I suspect.我怀疑是一次组队
184Some of you are lucky that our last dinner was cut short because I had brought with me你们中有些人很幸运 我们上次的晚餐被缩短了 因为我带来了
185what would possibly have been, I'm telling you, I had something.可能是什么, 我告诉你,我有东西。
186I was going to go after you.我本来想去找你的
187I was going to I feel so badly doing this.我本来打算这么做的
188It's got to be such a letdown.这一定是个失望。
189Oh, yeah.
190But your lives were really in danger the last time for an opposite reason.但你的生命真的处于危险 最后一次 出于相反的原因。
191But on the plus side, your careers were saved.但从好的一面来看 你的事业被挽救了
192And we have a we really do.我们确实有
193We have a complete and total.我们有一个完整的和完整的。
194You know, I love the words complete and total.你知道,我喜欢这些词 完整和完整。
195They say, but it means almost the same thing.他们说,但意思几乎是一样的。
196I said, it doesn't matter when you say it.我说了,你说就无所谓了
197It's called emphasis.名为强调.
198But everyone is now really warming up.但是现在每个人都热身了。
199The new White House Military Center, drone port, highly protected ballroom.新的白宫军事中心,无人机港口,高度保护的舞厅.
200It's we have our ballroom.我们有舞厅
201The windows are this thick.窗户这么厚
202I said to the people, well, if a bullet hits, what happens?我对人们说,如果中弹,会发生什么?
203Nothing, nothing.没什么 没什么
204It bounces right off, sir.它会弹出,先生。
205This is the greatest bulletproof glass.这是最好的防弹玻璃。
206I said AK-47, that's supposed to be a big one.我说了AK -47 这应该是个大问题
207I don't know so much about the guns.我不太了解枪的事
208My sons know a lot.我的儿子们知道很多。
209But I said, I know it's big.但我说,我知道它很大。
210What would happen?会发生什么?
211They go up, meaning it can take more.他们上去了,意味着它会更需要。
212I said, so if I'm making a speech and I hear that pinging sound at a window,我说,所以如果我做一个演讲, 我听到一个窗户的声音,
213what would I do, sir?我该怎么办,先生?
214Leave the room right away.马上离开房间
215But but you're going to be safe.但你会安全的
216We're building something is going to be amazing.我们正在建造的东西 会是惊人的。
217And in light of what we went through, I think people understand it.从我们的经历来看,我想人们会理解的。
218It's going to be amazing.将谓众曰.
219A phenomenal one of the biggest drone ports anywhere in the world,世界上最大的无人机港口之一
220right on the roof, protecting the White House, not only the ballroom and what's保护白宫 不仅仅是舞厅和什么
221underneath, you know, is supposed to be a top military secret what's underneath.在下面,你知道,应该是一个最高军事机密 在下面是什么。
222But then you get sued as usual and you have to reveal that you're building但你却像往常一样被起诉 并且你必须透露你正在建造
223this unbelievable situation downstairs with room after room of very complex stuff.这令人难以置信的情况 楼下有房间 之后的房间非常复杂的东西。
224It was the military's dream to have it built.军队的梦想是建造它。
225I want to have a ballroom because for one hundred and fifty years they wanted it.我想有一个舞厅 因为一百五十年 他们想要它。
226And then the generals came to see me and they said, sir, you're building something.然后将军们来看我,他们说,先生,你在造东西。
227This gives us an opportunity to do something that will be so unbelievable,这让我们有机会做一些 令人难以置信的事
228never happen again, because there's very little built under the White House,因为白宫下面的建筑很少
229very hard to build under a very fragile building like that.很难在这么脆弱的建筑下建造
230It's very fragile.它非常脆弱。
231It's old and a little different construction standards, frankly.坦率地说,它很老,建筑标准也有些不同。
232And this is an opportunity for us to build something very powerful.这为我们创造了一个 建立非常强大的东西的机会。
233I said, let's keep it secret.我说,让我们保守秘密。
234They said, no, no, we're telling you, sir, let's keep it secret.他们说,不,不,我们告诉你,先生,让我们保守秘密。
235And then we get sued and we revealed every room, every.然后我们被起诉,我们揭示了每一个房间,每一个房间。
236We told the people that did this and they're not good people.我们告诉了凶手 他们不是好人
237We told them, we said, you know, you're being very unpatriotic when you bring a我们告诉他们,我们说,你知道, 你是一个非常不爱国 当你带来一个
238suit like this, but it is what it is.这样的西装,但它是什么。
239But it's going to be it's really gone.但它会真的消失了。
240It's moving fast.动静迅猛.
241We're ahead of schedule.我们提前了
242We're right on budget.我们的预算是正确的。
243And it's going to be something like, I think, no, no country has.这将是类似,我想, 不,没有国家有。
244I just visited China.我刚去过中国
245They have this magnificent room, the great room.他们有这个宏伟的房间,伟大的房间。
246They call it the great room.他们称之为大房间。
247It's a great room.其间甚盛.
248But what we have is going to blow.但我们要炸掉的东西
249There won't be anything like it's going to be fantastic.不会有比这更棒的了
250And with all of the things that are going along with it for safety and security of为了安全起见
251future presidents, you know, I'm only going to be using it for about six months,未来的总统,你知道, 我将只是要使用 大约六个月,
252assuming we finish it right on time.假设我们准时完成
253I get to use it.我会用它。
254Somebody said he's building it for himself.有人说他自己盖的
255I'm building it for the future.我为未来造.
256I'm not.我没有。
257I use it now.我现在用它。
258Had I not gone down six or seven stories, then in that case, I would have been able如果我没有下去六七故事, 那么在这种情况下,我本来可以
259to get a couple of years out of it.以获得一些年 从它。
260But that was far more complex what we did downstairs than what we do upstairs.但我们在楼下做的事 比在楼上做的事复杂得多
261So we're very proud of it.所以我们为此感到非常骄傲.
262That's going to be amazing.这将是惊人的。
263And I think I was just telling the whole group sitting at the table我想我只是告诉大家坐在桌上
264we were talking about it, I said, I think, you know, it's a White House我们谈论它, 我说,我认为, 你知道,这是一个白宫
265correspondent, so I don't see any reason why you wouldn't be able to use that.通讯员,我看不出你为什么不能使用它。
266It's going to be very large and very beautiful and very safe.它将会非常大,非常美丽,非常安全.
267And that's what you need.这就是你需要的。
268So I was thrilled to see that after witnessing the attack,所以我很高兴看到 在目睹袭击后
269even Democrat Senator John Fetterman told his fellow Democrats甚至民主党参议员约翰·费特曼也告诉民主党人
270to drop the Trump derangement syndrome and build the White House ballroom.放弃特朗普精神错乱综合症 建造白宫舞厅
271But it's much more than that.但远不止于此.
272It's something that you're going to use.令诸众生用.
273I predict that you're going to end up using it.我预测你会最终使用它。
274And a lot of people are going to end up using it.很多人最终都会使用它。
275They're going to be safe as you can possibly be.他们会很安全的,你可能。
276But despite everything that happened at the previous dinner但尽管前晚饭发生了很多事
277and all of the dangers involved, I'm told that this is still和所有的危险,我被告知,这仍然是
278the hottest ticket in town, this ticket to get in tonight镇上最热的票,今晚的票
279because it's a smaller room, it's a beautiful room, it's a luxury room.因为它是一个较小的房间,是一个美丽的房间,是一个豪华的房间.
280See those beautiful chandeliers?看到那些漂亮的吊灯了吗?
281I can tell you everything about them, if you'd like to know.我可以告诉你关于他们的一切 如果你想知道的话
282See that beautiful capital above.看上面那美丽的资本。
283See the beautiful capital.见美丽的首都.
284See the everything, the brass.见一切法,青铜器.
285Those chandeliers are great.这些吊灯很棒
286I'm looking at I'm saying, I wonder if I could, you know, I sold this building我看着我说,我想知道我能不能卖掉这栋楼
287and they're doing a nice job, but nice people.他们做的很好,但人很好
288But I'll tell you, I'm looking at them and saying,但我会告诉你, 我看着他们说,
289I wonder if I could walk out with those chandeliers because you can't buy them.不知道我能不能带着吊灯出去 因为你买不到
290They're very special.他们很特别
291I won't tell you the fact.我不会告诉你事实的
292I won't mention that they're Czech crystal because I'd like to say我不会说他们是捷克水晶 因为我想说
293everything's made here, but they are Czech crystal and they are beautiful.所有东西都是在这里制造的 但都是捷克晶体 很漂亮
294And the Waldorf people are doing a really nice job.霍道夫人正在做一个非常好的工作。
295We're proud of them, actually, because, you know, when I left town,我们以他们为荣,其实, 因为,你知道,当我离开镇,
296I was angry, I was a little bit angry.我生气,我有点生气。
297I was offered a nice price.我得到一个好价钱。
298I said, I'm getting out of that place.我说,我要离开那个地方。
299And then I said, let's make a comeback.然后我说,让我们回来。
300And but I was very proud of this building.但我为这栋楼感到骄傲
301This building was hot.这栋楼很热
302Remember the lobby floor?记得大厅地板吗?
303Eighty two thousand feet for those in the real estate business.八万二千英尺的地产生意
304Eighty two thousand feet.八万两千尺.
305That's a major.师曰.
306That's a major floor.这是一大层。
307That thing was packed every single night.那东西每晚都打包
308It was packed mostly Republicans, I would say.大部分是共和党人,我想说
309But it was packed every single night.但每晚都打包着
310It almost brings back memories.这几乎能唤起记忆
311But I left town and I have just had nothing but good experience.但我离开了小镇,我只有很好的经验
312And this might be the best experience of all,这可能是最好的经验,
313having all of these incredible people in this room.拥有所有这些不可思议的人 在这个房间里。
314It's a great it's a great feeling.谓之大觉.
315Frankly, it's a great feeling.坦率地说,这是一个伟大的感觉。
316But tonight's event.但今晚的活动。
317Thank you.谢谢
318But tonight's event is even crazier than the last time.但今晚的活动甚至比上次还疯狂
319In fact, it's so successful that I've been informed by CBS News's David Ellison,事实上,它非常成功,我从CBS新闻的David Ellison那里得知,
320who's going to do a fan and he's the owner.谁要做一个粉丝,他是主人。
321He's the owner.师为主.
322He bought it.他买的
323Spent a lot of money and he's going to make, I think, fantastic changes花了很多钱,他会做出,我认为, 令人惊奇的变化
324and keep some of the great stuff going.并保持一些伟大的东西。
325But the next year, they're going to call it the Trump White House Correspondence Center.但次年,他们改称特朗普白宫通信中心.
326He told me that.他告诉我的
327And I like that very much.我很喜欢
328We're going to change the name of it, OK?我们要改变它的名称,好吗?
329Well, it's going to be so hot, just like our country is hot.就像我们的国家很热一样
330We are hot, by the way.顺便说一句,我们很热
331But to be honest, it's just about the only way that they're going to ever get me back here.但说实话,这只是他们唯一能把我带回来的办法
332须 change改名.
333How's that one going?那个怎么样?
334Not too good.不太对劲
335I hope that everyone finally got to enjoy their entire very delicious beef tenderloin.我希望大家终于能享受到 美味的牛肉甜点
336Very special beef.非常特别的牛肉。
337And I want you all to know that Bobby Kennedy, who's right here,我想让大家知道,鲍比肯尼迪, 谁在这里,
338personally ran over the cow in his car and he cut it up and he brought it here for you to eat tonight.亲自跑过他车里的牛 他把它切了 然后带过来给你吃
339So it's very fresh.所以非常新鲜。
340And Bobby also suggested an appetizer featuring his favorite cut of male raccoon roadkill.而鲍比也提出一个开胃菜,以他最喜欢的剪切的男性浣熊路杀.
341But we drew the line at that, Cheryl.但我们为此划下界限,谢丽尔。
342We said, no, we're not going to do that.我们说过,不,我们不会那么做的
343We're not doing that.我们不这样做。
344We love Bobby.我们爱巴比
345I'll tell you, he's a piece of work.我告诉你,他是一个作品。
346You think it's it is fun, but he is a very different kind of a person.你认为这是有趣的, 但他是一个非常不同的人。
347I will tell you.我告诉你。
348But he has what it takes and he's smart and he loves the country and he wants people to be made to feel good.但是,他有它需要的,他很聪明,他热爱国家,他希望人们被造就来感觉好.
349You agree with that, Bobby?你同意吗,鲍比?
350He wants people to feel good.他想让人们感觉好点
351And he's doing a fantastic job.而且他做得很好 做得不错
352Thank you, Bobby.谢谢你,鲍比。
353Thank you.谢谢
354We can joke all we want, but thank you.我们可以开个玩笑,但是谢谢你
355A lot's happened since the last time we were all together.自从上次我们在一起以来发生了很多事
356Last month, we hosted one of the most incredible sporting events in world history at the White House,上个月,我们在白宫 主办了世界历史上最不可思议的体育赛事之一
357UFC自由250战斗,UFC战斗.
358When I announced that we're going to build a boxing ring right outside of the front door of the White House,当我宣布我们要 在白宫前门外建个拳击场时
359that took a lot of heat.这需要很多热量。
360But it turned out that was they say about the most viewed fight in history.但后来发现,他们说的是历史上最受关注的战斗。
361It was it was beautiful.这是美丽的。
362So many things happened.发生了很多事情。
363It was supposed to rain.应该要下雨的
364We're going to do it the week before.上礼拜作么生.
365And the weather was beautiful and the weather came and it went.天气很美,天气来来去去。
366And now we came up to Wednesday.现在我们来到星期三。
367They said, sir, this was on a Sunday night replacing 60 minutes, which is nice and unusual because usually it's Saturday night.他们说,先生,这是在星期天晚上 代替60分钟, 这是很好和不寻常的,因为通常是星期六晚上。
368And they said, sir, it's this was from Wednesday on.他们说 这是从星期三开始的
369Tell me about weather, right?告诉我天气,对不对?
370Sure, it's going to rain.当然,会下雨的
371I think you're going to have to.我想你必须这么做
372It's going to be one of the worst storms that we've seen in a long time.这将是我们长期看到的最糟糕的风暴之一.
373It's coming up the coast.它从海岸来。
374It's going to hit you on Sunday night.周日晚上会打到你
375It's going to be a disaster.将作大灾.
376I'm saying, can you believe?我是说 你能相信吗?
377And you saw the ring we built Dana White, the great Dana White and everything with the best fighters in the world.你看到我们建造的戒指 戴娜怀特 伟大的戴娜怀特 还有世界上最好的战士
378Turned out we had the best fights that we most people have ever seen, including me.原来我们有过我们大多数人见过的最好的战斗,包括我在内。
379It was just a miracle.这只是一个奇迹。
380But what happened is we're waiting for this rain to come all day long and it's coming and it's horrible.但是,发生的事情是,我们正在等待 这场雨来一整天 它来了,这是可怕的。
381And it's eight o'clock and we say, I think we should.现在是八点,我们说,我觉得我们应该。
382It hasn't rained yet.还没下雨呢
383I said, maybe we should postpone it an hour.我说,也许我们应该推迟一个小时。
384Maybe we should make it the next day.也许我们应该在第二天。
385We didn't know what to do.我们不知道该怎么办。
386And finally, we just said, let's just have it.最后,我们刚刚说,让我们只拥有它。
387And it never rained.也从未下雨.
388It was perfect.这是完美的。
389In fact, the week before it was 92 degrees.事实上,前一周是92度。
390It was nice, but it was this was like 72 degrees.这是很好的,但它是 像72度。
391And the rain was coming and it came right over the White House.雨就要来了,它就从白宫过来了
392And it was like, thank you very much.这就像,非常感谢。
393It went like this and other areas were drenched a few miles away.它是这样的,其他地区 在几英里外被淹没。
394We didn't have a drop of rain and it was absolutely one of the most incredible things anybody's ever since.我们没有降雨 绝对是有史以来最不可思议的事情之一
395People said it's one of the most incredible nights of their lives.人们说这是他们一生中最不可思议的夜晚之一.
396So just remember before I came along, if you wanted to see someone lose consciousness on the所以记得在我来之前 如果你想看到有人失去意识
397lawn of the White House, all you had to do is ask Joe Biden a question.白宫的草坪 你只需要问乔·拜登一个问题
398They'd remember that.他们会记得的
399Oh, you think I'm kidding.你以为我在开玩笑吗?
400But the big fight was such an amazing success that tonight I'm pleased to announce that但这场大战非常成功 今晚我很高兴宣布
401we're going to host an even bigger one right in front of the White House.我们要在白宫门口 接待一个更大的
402Every Friday night, every Saturday night, we're going to have fights in front of the White House.每逢周五晚,每逢周六晚,在白宫门前打斗.
403But we do have something coming that's and I'm only kidding.但我们确实有事情要发生 我只是在开玩笑
404You know, the one thing about the press that I learned, don't be sarcastic.你知道,关于媒体 我学到的一件事, 不要讽刺。
405When because I'm a very sarcastic person and I get sarcastic and most people know that.当我是一个非常讽刺的人, 我得到讽刺,大多数人知道这一点。
406But you have some bad people that will write it exactly like I say it.但你有些坏人 会写得跟我说的一样
407And I said I was only kidding.我说我只是在开玩笑
408But we are going to have Indy 500.但是,我们将有印第500。
409Roger Penske is coming in mid-August and they're going to have it all throughout Washington.罗杰·彭斯克将于8月中旬到来,他们将在华盛顿全场进行.
410The greatest cars, the greatest drivers in the world.世界上最伟大的汽车, 世界上最伟大的司机。
411And that's going to be something already.这将会是 已经的东西。
412Over 350,000 people signed up going down Pennsylvania Avenue around the Capitol.超过35万人报名去宾夕法尼亚大道 环绕国会大厦。
413And Roger, who's incredibly won the Indianapolis 500 20 times.罗杰,他赢得了 印第安纳波利斯50020次。
414Think of it, Germany, Japan, all these countries.想想看,德国,日本,所有这些国家。
415They spend billions and billions of dollars trying to win the Indy 500.他们花费数十亿 试图赢得印第500。
416And Roger wins it.罗杰赢了
417He literally won it 20 times on the 18th time.他从字面上赢了20次 在18次。
418I said, you know, that's amazing.我说,你知道,这是惊人的。
419I'm going to give him the Presidential Medal of Freedom.我要给他自由总统勋章
420And I had him up.我扶他起来
421And then he won it two times after that.之后他又赢得了两次比赛.
422The guy is amazing.这家伙真厉害
423And he lost the last one by about six inches, if anybody watched it.如果有人看的话 他输了上一个6英寸
424So they're coming here and it's going to be something really exciting.因此,他们来到这里, 它会是真正令人兴奋的东西。
425We have unbelievable events.我们有不可思议的事件。
426It's an unbelievable country.这是一个难以置信的国家。
427And on July 4th, we were over at the mall and it was raining.7月4日 我们在商场外面下雨
428It was supposed to be really bad again.本来又会很糟糕的
429And we had 450,000 people show up.我们有45万人出现。
430And that's a light number.这是一个轻数。
431And I was told, sir, we're going to have to cancel the event.我被告知,先生,我们必须取消活动。
432This was not good.这是不好的。
433And it was drizzling a little bit, not raining very hard.它有点小雨,没有下雨
434And people are calling me.人们都在叫我
435Friends of mine were calling me.我的朋友们在给我打电话
436And I got a call from Bret Baer.我接到布雷特·贝尔的电话
437Bret Baer said, it's not raining.布雷特·贝尔说,雨没有下雨.
438I said, where are you?我说,你在哪里?
439I'm standing at the mall and I'm waiting to go in the White House.我站在商场里 等着去白宫
440Then others called up.后来其他人打电话来
441They said the same thing.他们也是这么说的
442And I said, you know, this is terrible.我说,你知道,这是可怕的。
443But there was lightning.但有闪电。
444Not big lightning, but you don't have to have big lightning.不是大闪电,但你不必有大闪电.
445Just have to take just a little bit to do some big damage.只需要拿一点点 做一些大的伤害。
446So they said everybody must leave.所以他们说每个人都必须离开
447450,000 people were forced to leave and they left.45万人被迫离开,他们离开了。
448And then I said to myself, I said, let me call up and find out what the hell is going on.然后我对自己说,我说,让我打电话 找出到底是怎么回事。
449And I called up and I spoke to a brilliant young man.我打电话给一个聪明的年轻人
450He said, don't worry about it, sir.他说,不用担心,先生。
451We can do it in a couple of weeks.我们可以在几个星期内完成。
452I said, you can't do it in a couple of weeks.我说,你不能做到这一点 在几个星期内。
453This is the 250th birthday.这是250岁生日。
454In two weeks, what are we going to do?两周后,我们该怎么办?
455Let's go.我们走吧。
456We're going to have a redo now.我们现在要重新做一次
457I said, I'll speak if I have to speak at three o'clock in the morning,我说,我会说话,如果我不得不在凌晨三点说话,
458two o'clock, one o'clock.2点,1点
459I don't care.我无所谓
460Call them all back.把他们都叫回来
461They're all gone.他们都走了。
462Four hundred and fifty thousand.户四十五万.
463And most of them were in cars or heading back to Texas.而他们大多乘坐汽车或返回德州.
464And it was sad.则大悲.
465And we said the show must go on very much like here.我们说演出必须像这里一样继续
466We said the same term, right?我们说同一术语,对不对?
467The show.节目
468It's great term.名曰大义.
469It's true in life.人生真谛.
470The show has to go on.节目必须继续下去。
471The show must go on.表演必须继续下去。
472I said the show must go on.我说演出必须继续下去。
473I put it out on truth.我用真话写出来
474The show must go on.表演必须继续下去。
475And we had probably, Peter, one hundred and fifty thousand people come back,我们也许,彼得, 15万人回来了,
476come back up higher.再往上一点
477Maybe.也许
478Thank you.谢谢
479Let's stand up, Peter.站起来,彼得
480Tell them more, right?告诉他们更多,对不对?
481It might have been more, but it was amazing.可能更多,但很不可思议
482It was it was just an amazing crowd and actually worked out better.这只是一个惊人的人群 并且实际上工作更好。
483A little like this.有点像这样
484It worked out better than if we had done it at the normal seven o'clock,这比我们正常七点的时候干得更好
485eight o'clock time.8点整
486It was incredible.这是不可思议的。
487We started speaking at eleven o'clock in the evening, but tremendous numbers of people,我们晚上11点开始说话 但人数众多
488tens, I mean, thousands and thousands came roaring back.数万人,我是说, 成千上万的人回来咆哮。
489And it was a great evening and it was a celebration.这是一个伟大的夜晚, 这是一个庆祝。
490And we didn't do it the following day and we didn't do it two weeks later.第二天我们没有这样做,两周后我们也没有这样做。
491We did it when we were supposed to do it.我们做它的时候,我们应该这样做。
492It was a fantastic celebration.这是一个美妙的庆祝活动。
493But I can exclusively reveal to you this evening that for the heaviest of the heavyweights,但我今晚可以告诉你 对于最重的重量级,
494we will have sloppy Chris Christie, one of the sloppiest human beings you'll ever meet,我们将会有草率的克里斯・克里斯蒂, 一个最暴躁的人,你会遇到,
495fighting, I would say I could mention the governor of Chicago,我可以提一下芝加哥总督
496but I'm going to mention instead Jerry Nadler.但我要说的是杰里・纳德勒
497And they're fighting for a big piece of cheesecake, big fat piece of cheesecake.他们正在争取一块大块的芝士蛋糕 大块的芝士蛋糕
498Who the hell wrote that line?这句台词是谁写的?
499But it is true.但这是真的。
500And then you have a congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, AOC plus three.还有一位女国会议员 亚历山德里亚·奥卡西奥·科特斯 亚历山德里亚·奥卡西奥·科特斯 加三
501That's three friends, right?那是三个朋友,对吧?
502AOC加三号.
503And I watched her give that answer when she was over in Europe.我看着她在欧洲的时候给出了答案。
504It was not a good answer.这不是一个好答案。
505If I ever gave that answer, I would be out of politics.如果我给出了答案,我会退出政治。
506Remember, you cannot have a 19 second wait time to answer a second.记住,你不能有19秒等待时间 回答秒。
507It really a very quite simple question.这是一个非常简单的问题。
508But we'll then have a rematch against an extreme,但是,我们会有一个重赛 一个极端,
509simple question on a foreign policy from Munich Security Conference.慕尼黑安全会议关于外交政策的简单问题。
510It was a big security conference and this was her first time up这是一个大型的安保会议, 这是她的第一次
511in terms of that.就这点而言
512And we had a sort of little preview.我们有一个小预览。
513And then Anderson Cooper was going to fight Lawrence O'Donnell.随后安德森·库珀准备与劳伦斯·奥唐纳(Lawrence O'Donnell)决战.
514I'm not a fan of Lawrence O'Donnell.我不是劳伦斯·奥唐纳的粉丝
515I like Anderson actually because he's covered me well for many years.我其实喜欢安德森 是因为他多年来一直对我很好
516And he went bad as soon as I went for politics.我一去参政,他就变坏
517But for years he loved interviews.但多年来他喜欢采访
518I did so many interviews with him and he was great.我采访了他这么多次,他很好
519But you know, he's got a little different persuasion than me in many ways actually.但你知道,他有一个有点不同 说服我在许多方面实际上。
520And Lawrence O'Donnell never liked him, never thought he had any talent.而劳伦斯·奥唐纳从不喜欢他,从不认为他有天赋.
521But he's still making a living, so I can't knock it.但他还在谋生,所以我无法击倒它.
522But we had a contest for who had the lowest ratings and the lowest IQ on television.但我们有一场比赛 谁在电视上收视率最低 智商最低。
523And that was actually Don Lemon, I think.这其实是唐莱蒙,我想。
524You know, when I said that he's the dumbest man on television, I said,当我说他是电视上最蠢的人时 我说
525you know, when you say some things, you never make a comeback.你知道,当你说一些事情, 你永远不会回来。
526It's not like, oh, gee, hey, Don, let's have dinner some night.这不是像,哦,天哪,嘿,唐, 让我们吃晚饭某天。
527But I know what I'm saying.但我知道我在说什么。
528And then you have Bette Midler and Jane Fonda actually held a concert然后你让贝特·米德勒和简·方达举行了一场音乐会
529to protest the first UFC fight.抗议UFC第一次战斗.
530They didn't want to see the fight, very few people want.他们不想看到这场战斗 很少有人想要
531They had they held an event, like three people showed up.他们举办了一个活动, 就像三个人出现了。
532And given the choice between seeing some of the really beat up faces of the UFC,考虑到在看到UFC的一些真正被打的面孔之间做出选择,
533almost everyone shows the people in the UFC.几乎每个人都会给UFC里的人看
534It was between the two of them of the UFC.是UFC的两个人之间的事
535And what about Bruce Springsteen?布鲁斯·斯普林斯廷呢?
536What the hell happened to that guy?那个家伙到底怎么了?
537He looks like hell.他看起来像地狱。
538I don't care what anyone says.我不管别人怎么说
539I'm not supposed to say I'm sure he doesn't like the way I look, but I don't look so bad.我不该说他不喜欢我的样子 但我看起来没那么糟
540But in a recent conch, Bruce, all he did was talk politics.但在最近的海螺中,布鲁斯,他所做的只是谈论政治.
541He ought to run for office.他应该参选
542That'd be interesting.这将是有趣的。
543But all he talked about, he made four political speeches in his three hour show.但他所谈的一切,他在三个小时的节目中作了四次政治演讲.
544The tour has been renamed Board in the USA.巡演在美国更名为董事会.
545And his new song was so bad that Chris Christie, who's like a fan,而他的新歌是如此糟糕,克里斯克里斯蒂, 谁像一个粉丝,
546you know, he goes out and tells everybody how he hates Chris Christie.他出去告诉大家他有多讨厌克里斯・克里斯蒂
547Keep that guy out of my.别让那家伙碰我
548And I see Chris Christie there again, high fiving Bruce Springsteen in the aisle.我又看见克里斯·克里斯蒂 高飞的布鲁斯·斯普林斯廷在过道上
549And Bruce Springsteen saw him and didn't even lift his hand up.而布鲁斯·斯普林斯廷(Bruce Springsteen)看见了他,甚至没有举起手来.
550And I just want to because I used to be friendly with Chris.我之所以想这么做是因为我以前和克里斯很友好
551Chris, when somebody doesn't like you, write them off.克里斯,当有人不喜欢你时,就写掉
552Forget it.别提了
553You got billions of people in the world.世上有几十亿人
554You don't have to make a jerk out of yourself.你没必要自作自受
555But usually a comedian hosts this dinner.但通常都是喜剧演员主持这个晚宴.
556And I think we sort of changed it.我认为我们有点改变了它。
557We're going to have somebody who I think is really spectacular.我们会有个人 我认为是真正的壮观。
558But I've watched comedians get up to the did because I have been here但我一直看着喜剧演员做这些 因为我一直在这里
559actually quite a few times.实际上有好几次了
560People don't realize.众生不觉.
561And there's one time in particular when Barack Hussein Obama hosted it.而有一次,尤其是当巴拉克·侯赛因·奥巴马主持的时候.
562Do you know who that is?你知道那是谁吗?
563And he hit me hard.他狠狠打我一顿
564But actually, he hit me with respect.但实际上,他对我表示尊敬。
565I was sitting with Melania at a table and you had Brooklyn Decker,我和梅拉尼亚坐在桌边 你和布鲁克林·戴克在一起
566supermodel at a table right next to her.超级模特在她旁边的桌子上
567I really always will like her.我永远会喜欢她
568She's married to a great tennis player, Andy.她嫁给了一个出色的网球运动员安迪.
569And she was at the table, not at my table.她坐在桌子上,而不是我的桌子上。
570And I have watched this clip thousands of times.我看了上千遍这个片段。
571They keep playing it because they think that was evening.他们一直弹 因为他们认为那是晚上。
572I decided to run for president.我决定竞选总统
573It was not.没有。
574In fact, I loved the evening.事实上,我很喜欢今晚
575I looked at my wife.我看着我的妻子。
576I said, can you believe it?我说,你能相信吗?
577All these people, that's all they're doing is talking about me.所有这些人, 他们所做的只是谈论我。
578I love this dinner.我喜欢这个晚餐。
579It's true.这是真的。
580And Obama was nice.奥巴马人很好
581It's amazing how things work out.事情的解决是惊人的。
582He actually showed a picture of the White House with a big Trump on top.他实际上展示了一幅白宫的照片,上面挂着一张大特朗普.
583Like I put a sign.就像我贴了个标语
584And you know, I'm sort of doing that when you think about it, right?你知道,我有点做 当你考虑它,对不对?
585I mean, he wasn't really wrong.我的意思是,他不是真的错了。
586But no, he was respectful.但是没有,他很尊重我
587He was good.他是个好人
588But it had nothing to do.但它没有做任何事情。
589It had nothing to do.它没有做任何事情。
590I just decided that I wanted to make America great again.我只是决定 我想让美国再次伟大。
591This had nothing to do with that dinner.这和晚餐无关
592I've gotten so many.我得到了这么多。
593Yeah, I've gotten so many calls.是啊,我接到这么多电话。
594And for years, they've been saying, was that the moment you decided to run?多年来,他们一直说, 是你决定逃跑的那一刻?
595Really?真的吗?
596No, I left that night and the press was there.不,我那晚离开了,媒体也在场
597A lot of the same people that I see, they said, did you have a good time?很多人,我看到, 他们说, 你有一个很好的时间?
598Unbelievable.不可思议.
599And some thought I didn't have, but I did have.有人以为我没有,但我确实有。
600And I really, I always remember, though, Brooklyn, she was so angry.我真的,我总是记得,虽然,布鲁克林, 她是如此生气。
601She was much angrier than me.她比我更愤怒
602She was angry.她当时很生气
603She thought they were mocking me.她觉得他们在嘲笑我
604And they really weren't.他们真的不是。
605It was just one of those things.这只是其中之一。
606And I had a great time.我有一个伟大的时间。
607But I left and I thought of thought I was there three or four times before that.但我走了,我想 我在那里三四次之前。
608But I sort of thought, wow, that dinner is really something special.但我有种想,哇, 晚餐真的很特别。
609And then I ran.然后我就跑出来了
610I got elected.我当选了
611I thought the press treated me very, very unfairly.我以为媒体对我太不公平了
612And I don't know.则不知.
613I think I made the right decision because you hate to go where maybe you're not wanted.我想我做了正确的决定 是因为你讨厌去你不想去的地方
614But they did want me.但他们确实想要我
615They wanted me for ratings and they wanted me for other reasons, but not for love.他们想要我收视率 他们想要我是出于其他原因 但不是为了爱情
616And I said, you know, I'm not going to go.我说,你知道,我不会去。
617First time that ever happened, I think.我想这是第一次
618Was that the first time?这是第一次吗?
619Just about.差不多吧 差不多吧 差不多吧 差不多吧 Just about.
620Presidents always came.总统总是来
621And I didn't go for four years because I got treated terribly by the press.我四年没去,因为我受到了媒体的虐待。
622You know, in my opinion, unfairly.你知道,在我看来,不公平。
623I know unfairly because I know the facts, but I got treated unfairly.因为我知道事实 但我受到了不公平的待遇
624I didn't go.我没有去。
625And this year I was called by your president and your chairman and all of the people.今年我被你的总统和主席 以及所有人召唤
626And they said, we'd like to do it.他们说,我们愿意这样做。
627I said, you know what?我说,你知道吗?
628With time, time goes by, time passes, and you sort of look at life a little bit differently.随着时间的流逝,时间的流逝, 你对生活的看法有些不同。
629I said, let's do it.我说,让我们做到这一点。
630And I didn't know it was going to turn out the way it did.我不知道事情会变成这样
631It turned out to be the biggest event in the history of your day.事实证明,这是你这一天历史上最大的事件.
632That was by far the biggest, right?这是迄今为止最大的,对不对?
633For all the wrong reasons.以种种错故.
634But as I said before, a lot was learned from that evening.但是,正如我以前说过的,那天晚上学到了很多东西。
635So much having to do with so many different things, including security.如此之多与很多不同的事情有关,包括安全。
636But it's an honor to do it.却作是念已.
637This is my first.这是我第一次
638I mean, I've been to it numerous times.我去过很多次了
639But as president, I haven't been here.但作为总统,我没有来过这里。
640And I'm glad.我很高兴。
641And I said, they said, would you do it next year?我说,他们说,你会做到这一点明年?
642I said, I will be back next year.我说了 我明年会回来的
643Now, if you get really, really nasty, maybe not.现在,如果你真的,真的很讨厌,也许不是。
644I don't know.师曰.
645But we're going to be back next year.但我们明年会回来
646And Jackie will treat me very bad.杰基会对我不好的
647But this year, the association decided not to have a comedian.但今年,协会决定不设喜剧演员.
648So they considered using Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon.于是他们考虑利用吉米·金梅尔,吉米·法伦.
649These guys, they're terrible.这些家伙,他们是可怕的。
650They're terrible.他们太可怕了
651Stephen Colbert.斯蒂芬·科尔伯特.
652These are people without talent.这些是没有天赋的人。
653They get a lot.他们得到很多。
654They have talent.他们有天赋。
655You know who has talent?你知道谁有天赋吗?
656Their agent, getting them the money they get.他们的经纪人,给他们钱。
657They have no talent.他们没有天赋。
658But they are not comedians.但他们不是喜剧演员
659They're not funny people.他们不好笑的人。
660They're angry people.他们是愤怒的人。
661They're sick people.他们是病人。
662But the association really put on a big show and they have somebody very special.但是,协会真的做了一个大节目 他们有一个非常特别的人。
663I look forward to seeing them.我期待着看到他们。
664And so they thought about going with a professional clown for entertainment.于是他们考虑和一个职业小丑去娱乐.
665But Adam Shifty Shiff was not available.但亚当·希夫蒂·谢夫无法使用.
666You know, he's known.你知道,他已经知道。
667I called him.我打电话给他。
668I hate some people.我讨厌一些人。
669You know, I shouldn't say this.我不应该这么说
670I'm not supposed to hate him.我不应该恨他
671I'm supposed to love everybody.我应该爱每个人。
672But he's a terrible person.但他是一个可怕的人。
673He's a liar.他是个骗子
674And I called him Watermelon Head because he is the largest head I've ever seen with我叫他西瓜来 头,因为他是我见过最大的头
675the smallest neck, pencil neck.最小的脖子,铅笔脖子。
676How does that big fat ugly head stand on a little pencil, pencil, pencil neck?那个大胖丑的脑袋怎么站在铅笔,铅笔,铅笔脖子上?
677And then I'm told that even Rosie O'Donnell reached out from Ireland.然后有人告诉我 连Rosie O'Donnell 也从爱尔兰联系过来了
678She really wanted to be here in order to honor me.她很想来这是为了纪念我
679She loves me very much.她非常爱我
680And she was desperate to come back to the United States and pay her respect to Donald她急于回到美国 向唐纳德致敬
681J. Trump.J·特朗普(英语:J.
682But that didn't work out, unfortunately, because nobody wanted her to come back.但不幸的是,这没有成功 因为没人希望她回来
683But she's one of the greatest sufferers of Trump Derangement Center.但她是特朗普离散中心最大的受难者之一.
684She's a sick young woman, sick older woman, I guess now I have to say.她是一个生病的年轻女人,生病的年长女人, 我想我现在不得不说。
685So instead, we're honored to have for entertainment the very talented mentalist因此,我们很荣幸有 娱乐非常有才华的心理家
686Oz Perlman.奥兹佩尔曼
687And everything to everybody.及一切众生.
688They said, are you going to stay?他们说,你会留下来吗?
689I said, yeah, I'll stay.我说,是的,我会留下来。
690I mean, I think I'll stay.我的意思是,我想我会留下来。
691What the hell else am I going to do?我还能怎么办?
692I've got Iran.我得到了伊朗。
693I've got this.我来
694I've got that, which is all going extremely well.我拿到了,一切都很顺利
695Don't believe the fake news.别相信假消息
696You know, it's the only thing I've ever.你知道,这是我唯一做过的事。
697We were talking before.我们以前说过话
698I said, so we've hit Iran very hard.我说了,所以我们打击伊朗很重。
699Their Navy is gone.他们的海军不见了
700Their Air Force is gone.他们的空军不见了
701Two hundred and fifty jets no longer.250架喷气式飞机不再使用.
702One hundred and fifty nine boats.船一百五十九条.
703Good boats.不错的船。
704In fact, I said, why the hell didn't we keep them?事实上,我说,我们为什么不留着它们?
705We could have used them.我们可以用它们。
706But one hundred and fifty nine, but all at the bottom of the sea.惟一百五十九门,皆在海底.
707They have no radar.他们没有雷达
708They have very few drones left, despite what you see.尽管你看到了,但无人机还剩很少。
709And every once in a while they're going to set some things up, but they don't have much left.偶尔他们也会安排一些事情,但他们已经没有多少了.
710And by the way, they are talking to us right now.顺便说一句,他们现在和我们说话。
711They'd love to make a deal.他们很想做个交易
712I don't think they're ready to.我想他们还没准备好
713I don't think it's time yet, but I'm willing to listen.时尚不思议但愿听.
714But they cannot have a nuclear weapon.但他们不能拥有核武器。
715We don't want to see Washington, D.C. or any of our cities or Israel or, frankly,我们不想看到华盛顿或我们的任何城市或以色列,或坦率地说,
716the Middle East destroyed with a nuclear weapon because I know the power of nuclear weapons.中东用核武器摧毁,因为我知道核武器的力量。
717I see it.我看见了
718I get to see it.我看得出来
719We're not going to let that happen.我们不会让这种事发生的
720So this is all about we will not let them have a nuclear weapon.因此,我们不会让他们拥有核武器。
721And they would use it.他们会用它。
722They would use it if they had it.如果他们有,他们会用它。
723But as I do have one question about what happened that time because he was there.但正如我所问的,那段时间发生了什么 因为他在场。
724How the hell did you not see that coming?你怎么没料到?
725He sees everything.他什么都看见了
726He sees every tell me about your grandmother and your this.他看到每一个告诉我 关于你的祖母和你的这个。
727Why the hell didn't you?为什么没有?
728We got to ask him that question when he gets up here.等他来的时候我们得问他这个问题
729Why didn't he see that coming?为什么他没料到?
730But of course, this evening, it's really all about the fake news media当然,今晚,这都是假新闻
731and your handling of prizes, writing and producing and performing以及你对奖品的处理、写作、制作和表演
732made up stories like the Academy Awards.编造了"学院奖"等故事.
733You know, Academy Awards used to be the the epitome of ratings outside of the Super Bowl.学院奖曾经是超级碗之外收视率的缩影.
734It got the second most ratings.收视率第二高.
735Now it's down in the dumps.现在在垃圾堆里
736Nobody wants to watch it anymore because they took on Trump.没有人想再看了 因为他们接管了特朗普
737They hit me all night long.他们打我一整晚。
738They hit me.他们打我。
739The winner is so and so.胜者亦复如是.
740I want to talk about Donald Trump.我想谈谈唐纳德·特朗普
741I hate this man.我讨厌这个人
742Nobody wants to hear this stuff.没人想听这些
743Right, Peter?对吧,彼得?
744Nobody wants it.没有人想要它。
745You ever see the ratings?你看过收视率吗?
746They used to have 48 million people.他们曾经有4800万人.
747Now they have two people watching, but they'll learn their lesson.现在他们有两个人看着,但他们会吸取教训.
748But I want to personally congratulate CNN's但我想亲自向CNN表示祝贺
749Caitlin Collins on receiving her award.凯特琳·柯林斯收到她的奖项
750It was all about me.都是为了我
751It's a fake.谓假.
752She shouldn't get the award.她不应该得到奖项。
753It was a fake.是个假的
754But I didn't mind.但我没有介意。
755I said, Caitlin, congratulations.我说,凯特琳,恭喜你
756But it was fake.但它是假的。
757There's no question about it.无有疑惑.
758But she's a young, attractive woman.但她是个年轻有魅力的女人
759She never smiles.她从来不笑
760I said, Caitlin, do you have a smile?我说,凯特琳,你有笑容吗?
761Smile.笑一个
762You have a nice position.你的姿势不错
763You're at CNN Fake News.你在CNN的假新闻。
764You should be a happy person.你应该是一个快乐的人。
765So smile, Caitlin.笑一个,凯特琳
766Just smile.笑一个
767But we attack.但我们攻击。
768And I thought Caitlin had really made it big with a major new sponsorship.我以为凯特琳真的有了新的赞助 使它变得很大。
769But then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can.但后来我告诉她,这不是她 在巴德光罐。
770It was Dylan Mulvaney.是迪伦·穆尔瓦尼
771And Dylan Mulvaney cost Bud Light $35 billion in market cap.而迪伦·穆尔瓦尼(英语:Dylan Mulvaney)则花费了巴德·莱特350亿美元的市场封顶.
772That was the worst commercial ever made, by the way.这是有史以来最糟糕的广告,顺便说一句。
773For those few people that want to hear that.对少数想听的人来说
774Most people don't care, but I would.大多数人不在乎 但我会的
775I wouldn't want to hire Dylan anytime soon.我不想马上雇迪伦
776Think of it.考虑一下
777They hired Dylan Mulvaney and their market cap has gone down by $35 billion.他们雇佣了迪伦·穆尔瓦尼,他们的市场封顶下降了350亿美元.
778Who wrote that commercial?谁写的广告?
779And then you have writer Josh Dorsey.然后你有作家乔什・多西。
780He also received.他还收到了。
781He's been killing me for years.他杀了我很多年了
782No, he's been and yet tonight he shakes my hand.不,他去过 今晚他和我握手。
783He hugs me.他拥抱我。
784Everything nice.一切顺利
785He kills me.他杀了我。
786Josh is amazing.乔希是惊人的。
787He writes more stories than any human being.他写的故事比任何人都多
788There's nobody that writes more than Josh.没人比乔希更能写
789He'll write four stories about me a day.他会每天写四个关于我的故事
790All different subjects.所有不同科目.
791I mean, I had the other day three stories and one on the.那天我讲了三个故事和一个
792He was upset about this.他对此很不高兴。
793One was on page seven.一个在第七页。
794Three were on page one.3页在第一页。
795They were all written by Josh.都是乔希写的
796But he's hit the big time.但是他打的够大了
797And he's a workhorse.他是一个工作马。
798And yet he's almost unhireable.然而他却几乎无法被雇用.
799You know, you hired he's just one of these guys.你知道,你雇用他 只是这些人之一。
800Wall Street Journal is lucky to have him.华尔街日报幸运有他.
801But you really it's unbelievable.但你真的难以置信
802He's almost unhireable.他几乎是无可救药的
803CNN is also here.CNN也在这里.
804And I'm very disappointed they didn't bring fake Tapper because.我很失望他们没带假的塔伯来
805He's had a rough couple of years.他已经度过了艰难的几年。
806Fake has, you know, he calls me up every once in a while.假的,你知道, 他打电话给我每隔一段时间。
807If I pick it up, you know, pick up my phone.如果我拿起它,你知道的, 拿起我的电话。
808I used to go to this young lady.我曾经去找这位年轻的女士
809Say any calls from the press?有记者来电吗?
810No, sir.没有,先生。
811I said, oh, now I'm the president of the United States, right?我说,哦,现在我是美国总统,对吧?
812I'd say to Stephen Chung, is Stephen here someplace with Stephen?我对史蒂芬钟说 史蒂芬和史蒂芬在一起吗?
813He's one of the toughest human beings I've ever met.他是我见过最坚强的人之一
814Don't ever wrestle, Stephen.千万别摔跤 史蒂芬
815You'll be in big trouble.你会惹上大麻烦的
816But I say, Stephen, let me ask you, did the press call?但我说 Stephen 我问你 媒体有打过电话吗?
817No, sir.没有,先生。
818You know, when I was a developer, I get a call every half an hour.你知道,当我是一个开发商, 我每半小时接到一个电话。
819For whatever reason, I always got disproportionate press.不管什么原因,我总是有不成比例的媒体。
820So I said, Stephen, nobody called.所以我说 史蒂芬 没人打电话
821No, sir.没有,先生。
822Two hours later, I say, hi, Steve, how are we doing?两个小时后,我说,你好,史蒂夫,我们怎么样?
823Everything good?一切都好吗?
824Anybody call?有人打电话吗?
825No, sir.没有,先生。
826No press calls.没有记者打电话。
827I said, I'm president.我说,我是总统。
828Nope.没有
829They never call.他们从不打电话
830So this went on for about a week.这件事持续了大约一个星期。
831I'd say, Caroline, did the press call?我会说,卡罗琳,有媒体打电话吗?
832No, sir.没有,先生。
833No calls.没有电话。
834I said, nothing.我说了 没什么
835That's over a week.这已经超过一周了
836I haven't received a call.我没接到电话
837So I said, you know, I'm going to give the press my phone number.所以我说,你知道, 我要给记者我的电话号码。
838That was the stupidest thing I ever did.这是我做过的最蠢的事
839I'm getting a call every 3.7 minutes.我每3.7分钟接到一个电话
840Stephen, I don't know where the hell you've been, but the press calls.史蒂芬,我不知道你去哪了 但媒体打电话来
841I'm getting calls.我接到电话了
842Ring, ring.环,环也.
843I was with somebody today.我今天和别人在一起
844They said, I've never heard a phone ring as fresh.他们说,我从没听过这么新鲜的电话铃声
845Now, I look at the thing and usually just delete, delete, delete.现在,我看着这个东西,通常只是删除,删除,删除。
846Every once in a while, it'll be one of the people in this room that I like.偶尔也会是我喜欢的房间里的人之一
847And I'll pick it up.则取之.
848Like this one right here calls me on occasion, right?像这样的人有时会打电话给我 对吧?
849She'll call me and says, hello, sir.她会打电话给我说,你好,先生。
850How are you?你好吗?
851We want to talk about some horrible subject, like a horrible depressing subject.我们想谈谈一些可怕的话题, 像一个可怕的令人沮丧的议题。
852I say, Jack, I don't want to talk about it.我说,杰克,我不想谈论它。
853Congratulations, however, on your new marriage.不过恭喜你的新婚
854But I don't want to talk about it.但我不想谈论它。
855But it's true.但说真言曰.
856And people call me now.现在人们打电话给我。
857And so for weeks, I go, no calls.因此,几个星期,我走,没有电话。
858And I learned then that both of them, they feel that I'm doing a great job然后我发现他们俩都觉得 我做得很好
859and they feel I'm above it all.他们认为我高于一切
860And that no person, hundreds of people call no person,没有一个人, 数百人叫人,
861is good enough to talk to Trump.足够跟特朗普谈谈了
862And so we don't even bother telling you.所以我们甚至不费心告诉你。
863That's not the way it works, Caroline.事情不是这样的 卡罗琳
864You have to let me know, because sometimes I do like to speak to the press.你得告诉我,因为有时我确实喜欢跟媒体说话。
865But now I have the best system I've ever had.但现在我拥有最好的系统
866It rings.它响了。
867And just so you understand, you're much better at putting your name.为了让你明白 你更擅长写你的名字
868Because if there's no name, I just can't do that.因为如果没有名字,我就不能这么做
869You know, I pick up every once in a while.你知道,我偶尔会接
870Hello, I'm from Reno, Nevada.你好,我来自内华达州雷诺
871We're a startup paper.我们是一个启动文件。
872We're calling it the Reno Express.我们称之为雷诺快车。
873I said, do you believe I'm the president of the United States?我说,你相信我是美国总统吗?
874Mr. President, could I have your views on Iran?主席先生,你对伊朗有什么看法?
875And I just hang up.我挂断了
876No, I get the craziest calls.不 我接到最疯狂的电话
877I mean, some of them, my wife said, I can't believe you do this.我的意思是,其中一些,我的妻子说, 我不能相信你这样做。
878This is a hell of a way to live.此是地狱生法.
879But sometimes they get calls from very important.但有时他们接到非常重要的电话
880Sometimes I can straighten out stories that are going to be fake.有时候我可以澄清那些会是假的故事
881And I can make them from a fake story to a good story.我可以让他们从假故事变成好故事。
882I always find that when you don't speak to the press, you always get a bad story.我总是发现,当你不与媒体谈话, 你总是得到一个坏故事。
883When you do speak to the press, you have a shot at getting a good story.当你对媒体说话时, 你有机会得到一个好的故事。
884Oh, look.哦,听着。
885Look, if I were a reporter, and let's say I'm a big reporter,听着 如果我是记者 假设我是大记者
886I work for the failing New York Times or I work for, I don't know,我为失败的纽约时报工作 或者我为,我不知道,
887do they ever come to these dinners?他们来过这些晚餐吗?
888Didn't they cancel out a long time ago?他们不是早就取消了吗?
889Big mistake.大错特错.
890They should be here.他们应该在这里。
891But I get a call.但我接到一个电话。
892I've always found that, you know, speaking to them, you just do better.我总是发现,你知道, 和他们说话,你只是做的更好。
893You do better when you can, when you have the time.当你有空的时候,你做得更好
894You speak to the reporter, you treat the reporter with respect.你和记者说话 你尊重记者
895Sometimes now there are reporters where it doesn't matter.有时现在有记者 在那里它不重要。
896You can be so nice to them, it doesn't matter.你可以对他们那么好,这不重要。
897You get treated unfairly.你得到不公平的待遇。
898But you have a lot of great reporters where when you speak to them,但你有很多优秀的记者 当你和他们说话,
899you can get your point across.你可以把话说清楚
900And that's a that's a good thing.且道此妙义.
901But some people say that Jake Tapper is a great investigative reporter in D.C.但有些人说杰克·塔珀是华盛顿的一位出色的调查记者.
902And that's why after moderating our debate,这就是为什么我们辩论后
903it only took him one year to break the story that他只花了一年时间就打破了
904Joe Biden might possibly have suffered from cognitive decline.乔·拜登可能因认知衰退而受害.
905It took him one year.他花了一年时间
906He wrote a book about how great he was mentally, not too good.他写了一本关于他有多伟大,不是太优秀的书.
907And I don't like Biden because Biden was very unfair to a lot of people.我不喜欢拜登,因为拜登对很多人非常不公平.
908But Jill Biden insisted Joe would have beaten me in 2024,但是吉尔·拜登坚持乔在2024年会打败我
909even though he was way down.虽然他已经落后了
910She said he's way behind in the polls because he was seriously ahead.她说他在民意调查中落后了 因为他是真正的前锋
911She felt he was going to win because he was seriously ahead on deceased voters.她觉得他会赢 因为他对已故的选民很在行
912He was leading in the deceased crowd.他正在带领死亡的人群。
913And there were a lot of them.并且他们有很多。
914You're finding out there's a lot of them.你发现他们很多
915Look at the numbers that just came out yesterday.看看昨天刚出来的数字
916And it's traditional that at least one or two potential presidential hopefuls而传统的是,至少一个或两个潜在的总统希望
917attend the correspondence dinner.参加函授晚宴。
918But many of them seem to have really chickened out.但他们中许多人似乎都吓坏了。
919我对Gavin Newsom没有出现感到失望.
920He didn't show up.他没有出现。
921He should be here.他应该在这里。
922But I heard that he recently said that we will lose our country if we don't fight fire with fire.但我听说他最近说,如果我们不用火来扑灭火,我们就会失去国家.
923And to be fair, there's only one thing we know about Gavin,公平地说 我们只知道Gavin的事
924and that's that he definitely doesn't want to fight fire with water.他绝对不想用水打火
925He's got a lot of water he never uses.他从不用水
926What a disaster.何等为灾.
927That should have never happened.这不应该发生。
928But Gavin Newsom recently did a career threatening,但是Gavin Newsom最近做了一个职业威胁,
929one of the worst interviews I've ever seen,我见过最糟糕的采访之一,
930where he said that he can't read a speech.他说他不能看演讲
931He's incapable of reading a speech.他无法阅读演讲
932He's a low IQ person.他是个低智商的人
933He's smarter, however, than all of the people in the room.不过他比房间里的所有人都聪明
934And then he gets sued for being a racist.然后他因为种族主义而被起诉。
935Okay, when he said that.好吧,当他说。
936But he basically said he has various mental incapacities.但他基本上说他有各种精神缺陷。
937He has difficulty in various other ailments mentally.他患有各种其他疾病。
938And I'm looking at him and I'm saying, this is the worst interview I've ever seen given我看着他说 这是我见过的最糟糕的采访
939by a professional politician.由职业政治家。
940I've been watching politicians for a long time, mostly on the previous side,我观察政客很长一段时间, 大部分在前一方,
941because I haven't been doing this too long.因为我没有做太久。
942How am I doing?我怎么样?
943Not bad for the number of minutes spent.时间花得不赖
944Not bad, but with Gavin.不错,但与加文。
945So he said that all these things, and I said anybody running against him,他说了这些事,我说谁要和他作对
946all they have to do is take that one interview and you can't lose.他们要做的就是接受一次面试 你不能输
947I actually put out a statement that Gavin Newsom has come out我发了一份声明 说Gavin Newsom已经出来了
948and said he will not be running for president他说他不会竞选总统
949because nobody can say what he said about himself and survive.因为没有人能说出他所说的 自己和生存。
950Newsom was in big trouble when he openly admitted that Kamala was smarter than him.尼苏姆在公开承认卡玛拉比他聪明时陷入大麻烦.
951She said Kamala is smarter.她说卡玛拉更聪明
952If Kamala is smarter than someone, you don't want that person如果卡玛拉比别人更聪明,你就不要那个人
953to be president of the United States of America.作为美利坚合众国总统。
954Between California's policies of enabling wildfires,在加州的野火政策之间
955paying drug addicts to be homeless, giving free sex changes to illegals,支付吸毒成瘾者无家可归的费用,为非法者提供免费的性改变,
956and telling rich people they're going to take away,并告诉有钱人,他们会带走,
957all your money is going to be taken away.你的钱都会被拿走
958People are fleeing and they're fleeing in droves.人们正在逃跑,他们正在乘车逃跑。
959We can't have that in this country.我们不能有这个国家。
960It's becoming such a horrible and dangerous location that Elan Omar,埃兰·奥马尔正在成为如此可怕和危险的地方,
961one of my favorites and her brother,我最喜欢的一个和她弟弟
962are thinking about moving together very much in love.想着在爱情中一起生活
963A video has surfaced recently of Elan giving a speech referring to World War II,最近有段录像显示 伊兰在演讲中提到二战
964World War XI, and they asked her about that.第十一场世界大战 他们问她这件事
965She still thought she got it right,她还是觉得自己是对的
966but I'm not surprised because she's a low IQ person但我并不惊讶 因为她是个低智商的人
967and she's also a very dishonest person她也是一个非常不诚实的人
968and she ought to get the hell out of our country.她应该离开我们的国家
969She shouldn't be here.她不应该在这里。
970She shouldn't be in our country.她不应该在我们的国家。
971She also calls her brother husband number one.她还称她哥哥的丈夫是一号.
972Omar is reportedly being investigated for fraud.据报道,Omar正在因欺诈而受到调查。
973She revised her net worth.她修改了自己的净值。
974I was shocked to see that she was worth much more than 30 million dollars没想到她值三千万多
975and then when the press got on her,然后当媒体得到她,
976she revised it slightly downward to less than 18,000.她稍微下调到不到1万8千
977So she went from much more than 30 million to 18,000.所以她从三千万到一万八千
978I know Democrats and the word Democrat is something that's come into fashion.我知道民主党人和"民主党人"这个词是流行的
979I changed the E with a U我用U换了E
980and most people don't know that dumb has a B,而大多数人不知道 哑巴有一个B,
981so we don't have to worry about that.所以,我们不必担心。
982It's very quiet.非常安静
983I thought it was quite good,我觉得很不错
984but I haven't gotten much credit for that.但我没有得到多少功劳。
985Fake news, good.假新闻,好。
986Pocahontas, good.宝佳康蒂,很好
987I won't say lion Ted because he's on my side.我不会说狮子 泰德是因为他站在我这边
988I don't talk about past conquests,我不谈论过去的征服,
989but we have a lot of them.但我们有很多
990I won't talk about they got a whole table full of Republicans there.我不会说他们有一大堆共和党人
991They're saying, no, don't mention my frickin name.他们说,不,不要提我他妈的名字。
992Will you please?拜托你好吗?
993But we've had a lot of good names,但我们有很多好名字
994but the Democrats are there to destroy wealth但民主党人要破坏财富
995and honestly, they've gone absolutely crazy.老实说 他们疯了
996Gavin Newsom is not only a man who really wants to run for president.Gavin Newsom不仅仅是一个真正想竞选总统的人.
997He's doing a bad job running a state.他经营一个州的工作不好
998你不能有像J. B. Pritzker这样的人
999who I understand is not president, sadly.我理解他不是总统 可悲的是
1000But, you know, some people say never use the fat word.但是,你知道,有些人说 从不使用胖字。
1001And I don't.而无我.
1002I would never call anybody fat.我不会叫任何人胖子。
1003I have my own problems.我有我自己的问题。
1004You know, it's not like I'm perfect.你知道,这不是像 我完美。
1005Sir, in the back, don't call him a fat pig.长官,在后面,别叫他肥猪
1006Okay, I'm sticking up for him.好吧,我坚持他。
1007Don't call him you.别叫他你
1008You can't do that, sir.你不能这样做,先生。
1009你不能叫J. B. Pritzker 肥猪,请。
1010All right.好吧,我们走。
1011Thank you very much.谢谢
1012I appreciate it.谢谢
1013Everyone's trying to figure out who is that guy?大家都在查那人是谁?
1014Does he exist?他存在吗?
1015But the nice part is when you do that, the press can't get you但好的部分是当你这样做, 媒体不能得到你
1016because I'm defending a man who obviously has a problem.因为我在为一个明显有问题的人辩护
1017Actually, he's lost a lot of weight.实际上,他减了很多体重。
1018I saw him recently.我最近见过他
1019He lost quite a bit of weight.他瘦了一点
1020I don't know what the hell.不知何经.
1021He's got no chance, believe me, anything he does.他没有机会 相信我 他所做的一切
1022A family threw him out of the business.一家人把他赶出家门
1023A number of other potential Democrat contenders sadly可悲的是,其他一些潜在的民主党竞争者
1024refused to show up tonight.拒绝今晚出现。
1025We invited Elizabeth Pocahontas, Warren.我们邀请了伊丽莎白·宝嘉康蒂 沃伦
1026She's referred to Pocahontas because, in fact,她提到了宝佳康蒂 因为事实上
1027I had to apologize.我必须道歉。
1028People came up and they said,人们上来说,
1029we want you to apologize to Elizabeth Warren我们要你向伊丽莎白·沃伦道歉
1030for calling her Pocahontas.她叫宝佳康蒂
1031And I ended up apologizing to the real Pocahontas.最后我向真正的宝佳康蒂道歉了
1032But Elizabeth Warren was supposedly of Indian heritage.但伊丽莎白·沃伦据说是印第安人的遗产.
1033And then she took the test and she only had 1,024th然后她参加了测试 她只有1024分
1034Native American.美国原住民.
1035And I said, you know what?我说,你知道吗?
1036I have I think I'm more of an Indian than she is.我觉得我比她更像印第安人
1037So this is what we have to deal with.这就是我们必须处理的。
1038But Senator Warren did not accept our invitation to debate.但沃伦参议员没有接受我们的辩论邀请。
1039I wanted to debate her on various and sundry things.我想和她讨论各种杂事
1040And she decided not to do it.她决定不这样做。
1041And I decided to bury the hatchet.我决定把斧头埋了
1042It doesn't matter.没关系
1043And she well, I'm not going to say this next one.她好,我不会说这下一个。
1044Do you want to hear this one?你想听这个吗?
1045How bad she wasn't high up on her totem pole.多么糟糕,她没有 高在她的图腾杆。
1046Who the hell wrote that?谁写的?
1047Now, she's bad news.现在,她是一个坏消息。
1048I wanted to make sure the Jack Smith deranged Jack Smith.我想确保杰克史密斯 疯狂的杰克史密斯。
1049Remember, he went after me for about two years.记住,他追了我两年
1050How did he do?他怎么样?
1051Not too good.不太对劲
1052I'm in the White House and he's not doing as well.我在白宫,他没有做得很好。
1053I was going to say he's in a different kind of a house,我本来想说他在另一套房子里
1054but he's a deranged human being.但他是个疯子
1055He's a bad prosecutor.他是一个坏检察官。
1056You know, prosecutors are very important.检察官很重要
1057A great prosecutor, a fair prosecutor,一个伟大的检察官 一个公正的检察官
1058but that's the great prosecutors,但这是伟大的检察官,
1059the ones that are fair.那些是公正的。
1060They're very important to a country.它们对一个国家很重要。
1061But this guy was a deranged lunatic.但这家伙是个疯子
1062Saw his invitation tonight.今晚看到他的邀请函了
1063He was invited because, you know,他被邀请是因为,你知道,
1064but I put it in a private text to Chuck Grassley.但我把它放在 私人短信给查克・格拉斯利。
1065And Chuck saw him and he did a certain thing.恰克看见他 做了一件事
1066And then you want one man that we had who should be here.然后你想要一个我们应该在这里的人
1067He turned Palestinian.他变成巴勒斯坦人。
1068This was a man who was 100% for Israel.这是以色列百分之百的男子。
1069100% Chuck Schumer crying Chuck.百分之百的查克·舒默哭着查克.
1070Remember, he cried at the airport over illegal immigrants.记住 他在机场为非法移民哭泣
1071They were the fakest tears.他们是最假的眼泪。
1072There were people throwing water in his face.有人朝他脸上扔水
1073But now he's a proud, very proud Palestinian.但现在他是一个骄傲,非常自豪的巴勒斯坦人.
1074In fact, I'm going to send him其实,我要送他去
1075a beautiful Palestinian outfit tomorrow明天的一身漂亮的巴勒斯坦服装
1076so he can greet Bibi Netanyahu所以他可以迎接比比·内塔尼亚胡
1077when he comes to town next week,下周他来镇上的时候
1078along with the mayor,与市长,
1079who I'm sure would love to meet Bibi.我肯定他很想见比比
1080They're not treating Bibi too well,他们对Bibi的治疗不好
1081but Chuck wanted to join us tonight,但查克今晚想加入我们
1082but he didn't want to be violating但他不想侵犯
1083many parts of the Palestinian rules regulations.巴勒斯坦规则条例的许多部分。
1084And certainly he didn't want to violate Sharia law,他当然不想违反伊斯兰教法
1085his new his new founding.他的新创立者
1086And all joking aside,别开玩笑了
1087I do think we need term limits in Congress.我认为我们需要国会限制任期
1088I think term limits are very important我认为期限很重要
1089because I see what's happening.因为我知道发生了什么
1090I see what's happening.我知道发生了什么
1091The other day, a senator I knew got a text,前几天,我认识的参议员收到一条短信
1092a great guy from his wife.一个伟大的家伙 从他的妻子。
1093And she said, when you get home,她说 你回家后
1094I want to have you immediately come up the stairs我想让你马上上楼
1095and make love to me.和我做爱
1096And he said, I can't do both.他说,我不能两者兼有
1097You know what, you know, in other words,换句话说
1098can't go up the stairs and make love.不能上楼做爱
1099Does anybody get that?有人知道吗?
1100Well, I thought that was actually pretty good.嗯,我认为这是实际上相当不错。
1101That was actually the only thing I thought was good这才是我唯一认为好的
1102in this whole freaking stupid speech that they wrote.在他们写的这篇愚蠢的演讲中
1103That was the only good one.这是唯一的好。
1104And that went down with not exactly great laughter.笑的不尽如人意
1105I think, you know, in other words,我认为,你知道,换句话说,
1106you can't go up the stairs and make love to a killer.你不能上楼跟凶手做爱
1107So we're looking for term limits.所以我们在寻找期限限制
1108Does anybody understand this stuff?有人懂这些吗?
1109But I really do wonder whether the Democrats但我真的想知道 民主党
1110are trying to lose the midterms.试图失去中期。
1111In Maine, they nominated a guy with a Nazi tattoo.在缅因州,他们提名了一个有纳粹纹身的人.
1112But don't worry, Democrats,但别担心,民主党人
1113where it is that Platner's replacement,普拉特纳的替补者在哪里
1114he throws bottles at women.他把瓶子扔给女人
1115This guy throws bottles.这家伙扔瓶子。
1116This guy's another lunatic, by the way.顺便说一句,这家伙是另一个疯子
1117Although I think Platner might have done surprisingly well,虽然我认为普拉特纳 可能做了惊人的好,
1118because we're in the age of Trump.因为我们是在特朗普时代。
1119Let's call it what you want.随你便吧
1120People can do well today.今日众生能善行.
1121Platner, I don't know.普拉特纳,我不知道。
1122But, you know, people don't have the guts to stick it out.但是,你知道,人们没有勇气 坚持下去。
1123But it looked like he was guilty of a lot of stuff.但看起来他犯了很多错
1124He certainly didn't defend himself very well.他肯定没有很好的自我辩护
1125In Texas, the Democrats are running a candidate named在德克萨斯州,民主党正在竞选一名候选人
1126James Telefrico, who hates guns, hates oil, hates sex, hates women.詹姆斯·泰勒弗里科(James Telefrico),他讨厌枪,讨厌油,讨厌性,讨厌女人.
1127And he said he is, quote, a Christian who hates Christianity.他说他是一个 厌恶基督教的基督徒
1128Other than that, I think his platform is quite good.除此之外,我认为他的平台相当不错.
1129And that means that he's not going to do very well against Ken Paxson,这意味着他不会对Ken Paxson做得很好
1130who hopefully in Texas is going to win.希望德州能赢
1131但是Telefrico 他是阿尔弗雷德
1132You know what he looks like to me?你知道他长什么样子吗?
1133Alfred E. Newman.阿尔弗雷德·E·纽曼.
1134Do you remember Alfred E. Newman?你还记得阿尔弗雷德·纽曼吗
1135Mad Magazine.疯杂志.
1136I said, that guy is Alfred E. Newman.我说,那家伙是阿尔弗雷德·纽曼
1137I can't imagine he'd win.我无法想象他会赢
1138Well, I have all of the press here in one place.我有一个地方有媒体
1139I have to say that we're having an amazing load of accomplishments我不得不说,我们取得了惊人的成就
1140that the media never talks about.媒体从不谈论。
1141For example, under my administration, a once feared and powerful regime例如,在我的管理下,一个曾经害怕和强大的政权
1142that relentlessly attacked America has finally been toppled.无情地攻击美国 终于被推翻了
1143Their former leaders have been removed,他们的前任领导人已被罢免,
1144and they're now being run by a gay dictator facing internal divisions.他们现在被一个 面临内部分裂的同性恋独裁者管理
1145But I, for one, wish Barry Weiss all the best at CBS News.但我祝愿Barry Weiss在CBS新闻节目中一切顺利
1146She's a wonderful woman.她是个好女人
1147Most of the press lives here in Washington, D.C.,大部分媒体都住在华盛顿特区
1148and you should be thankful for me, for what my administration and I have done你应该为我和我的政府所做的事而感激
1149to make our nation's capital, which was one of the most dangerous成为我们国家最危险的首都
1150and unsafe cities anywhere in the world,以及世界上任何地方的不安全城市,
1151one of the safest cities in the United States.美国最安全的城市之一
1152Crime is down 88 percent, and our capital is shining again.犯罪率下降了88% 我们的首都再次闪耀
1153We're 62 monuments, statues, water fountains looking more beautiful.我们是62个纪念碑,雕像,水泉看起来更美丽.
1154The graffiti is all gone.涂鸦都不见了
1155The tents are all moved out of the parks.帐篷全部搬出公园.
1156The fences are all done.栅栏都完成了
1157Our capital looks like it's really in good shape.我们的首都看起来真的很好
1158And people coming here, people in the White House,白宫里的人
1159you all say young women, young guys walk up.你们都说年轻女子, 年轻人走起来。
1160They say, thank you, sir.他们说,谢谢你,先生。
1161Two years ago, we lived in a dangerous city.两年前,我们住在一个危险的城市。
1162We lived in a city where 150 people were killed a year.我们住在一个每年有150人死亡的城市。
1163And now we have almost a crime-free city.现在我们几乎有一个无犯罪城市。
1164Our National Guard has done an incredible job,我们国民警卫队做了一件不可思议的工作,
1165and we've removed over 5,000 career criminals.我们把5000多名职业罪犯带走了
1166You know, we removed, there's one stat.你知道,我们删除了, 有一个统计。
1167I think it's a great stat.我认为这是一个伟大的统计。
1168It's, to me, it's fantastic.对我来说,这太棒了。
1169Two percent of the people create 91 percent of the crime.2%的人创造了91%的犯罪。
1170That's something you can fix, and we fixed it.这是你能修好的 我们修好了
1171We moved out over 5,000 career criminals out of Washington, D.C.,我们把5000多名职业罪犯搬出华盛顿特区
1172and we have the greatest capital in the world.我们有世界上最伟大的资本。
1173Again, it's beautiful.复次华严.
1174It's thriving.它很兴旺
1175The restaurants are thriving.餐馆很兴旺
1176You couldn't get into a restaurant你进不了餐厅
1177because they didn't have all the restaurants were closing.因为他们没有 所有的餐厅关闭。
1178And if you even got in, you felt unsafe.如果你进去了,你觉得不安全
1179人们进入Ubers,
1180and they were being attacked when they were in an Uber.他们在Uber时,正遭到袭击。
1181It's not happening anymore.这已经不发生了。
1182We have tough, smart people, and they have done a fantastic job.我们有坚强,聪明的人, 他们做了一个了不起的工作。
1183Washington, D.C., is safe again.华盛顿又安全了
1184You can't get into a restaurant.你不能进餐馆
1185The restaurants are opening up.餐厅开业了
1186They're opening up all over the city.诸城皆开.
1187They can't get — it's the exact opposite.他们不能得到——完全相反.
1188They can't get space.他们不能得到空间。
1189But mostly, I've given up on you and the media但大多情况下,我已经放弃了你和媒体
1190so that now I just gave up on you, and I'm number one on TikTok.所以现在我刚刚放弃了你 我是TikTok第一
1191Did you see that?你看到了吗?
1192I'm number one, Stephen.我是头号人物 史蒂芬
1193Is that true?是吗?
1194I'm number one on TikTok.我是TikTok上的头号人物.
1195So how could they be so bad?他们怎么会这么坏?
1196525 — think of this — 425 billion views.525年——想想这个——425亿观点.
1197Can you believe that, Peter?你能相信吗,彼得?
1198I mean, let's go, Peter.我的意思是,让我们去,彼得。
1199I gave up on you people.我放弃了你们
1200I gave up on traditional press, and it obviously worked我放弃了传统媒体,它显然奏效了
1201because we did win in a landslide.因为我们在滑坡中赢了
1202I mean, somebody's got to be saying something good about me.我是说,一定有人在说我好话
1203但TikTok——不错的老TikTok.
1204And I was able to get it sold to a group of very wealthy people,我把它卖给了一群非常富有的人
1205mostly Americans, I was told, so we get along.大部分是美国人,我被告知, 所以我们相处。
1206But we made the deal.但我们做了交易。
1207But number one on TikTok is Trump,但TikTok上的头号人物是特朗普
1208and that's probably why we won.这可能是为什么我们赢了。
1209But for all of the trouble that you give me —但你给我的所有麻烦...
1210you give me a lot of trouble, a lot of heartache.你给我很多麻烦,很多心痛。
1211I hope all of you know that I believe in the free press我希望你们都知道 我相信新闻自由
1212more than anyone in this room does.比这间屋子里的任何人都要多
1213Maybe not quite.也许不是
1214But that's why I'm proud to be the most open但这就是为什么我自豪 成为最开放的
1215and transparent president in history.和透明总统的历史。
1216They called me that.他们这么叫我
1217You know who calls me that?你知道谁这么叫我吗?
1218Caroline.卡罗琳
1219That's about itself.这是关于自己。
1220Would anybody else call me that?还会有人这么叫我吗?
1221I think Peter would call me that.我想彼得会这么叫我
1222Am I the most transparent?我是最透明的吗?
1223Biden never used to answer your questions.拜登从不回答你的问题
1224He'd ask Biden 20 questions, he'd never get an answer.他会问拜登20个问题 他永远得不到答案
1225Who's the most transparent president, Peter?谁是最透明的总统,彼得?
1226Who?谁?
1227I look at him like it's the first time he's tongue-tied.我看着他就像他第一次舌吻一样
1228I cannot believe it.难以置信
1229Oh, he's not going to be happy tomorrow.他明天不会高兴的
1230But you people have no idea how lucky you are when I'm gone.但你们不知道我走了 你们有多幸运
1231You're all going to be broke.你们都要破产了
1232Your business model is going to be finished.你的业务模式要结束了
1233No, it's true.不,这是真的。
1234When I'm not around, you're going to be broke.我不在的时候,你就要破产了
1235There's not going to be anybody to report on.不会有任何人报告
1236Nobody gives a damn about anybody else.没人在乎别人
1237The New York Times the other day had five stories about me.前几天《纽约时报》有五篇关于我的故事
1238You know, before I got into politics in my whole life,在我进入政界之前
1239I had seven front page stories.我有七个头版故事。
1240This is years of success.这是多年的成功。
1241I think six were good, one was bad.我认为六是好的, 一个是坏的。
1242I had five stories, seven, five good.我有五个故事,七,五个好。
1243Yeah, I had a total of seven stories on the front page of the New York Times.是的,我在纽约时报的首页上总共报道了7个故事.
1244It's not bad.亦不坏义.
1245Now I average about three or four a day.现在我平均每天大概三到四个
1246All different topics.所有不同的话题。
1247All bad.皆为坏.
1248Everything bad.一切恶业.
1249But here we are.但是,我们在这里。
1250I mean, here we are.我的意思是,我们在这里。
1251In fact, when I'm finished, I'm going right back to the Oval Office.事实上,等我做完了,我就回办公室去
1252So I have to be doing okay.所以我必须做得很好。
1253But we are all doing good together.但是,我们都在一起做得很好。
1254That's why tonight to show just how much I care about the press.这就是为什么今晚要展示 我是多么关心媒体。
1255And I want to save your ratings.我想保持你的收视率
1256I'm pleased to announce my intention to and this is a somewhat of a scoop.我很高兴宣布我的意图 这也是个秘密
1257My intention to run for a fourth term as president of the United States.我打算竞选第四任美国总统
1258I will be doing that.我会做到这一点。
1259I will be having an official.我会有一个官员。
1260In fact, I think I have I won.事实上 我想我赢了
1261I won three times.我赢了三次。
1262Now I'm going to do it again.现在我要再来一次
1263Thank you.谢谢
1264I'm going to do it.师便打.
1265It should be easy.应该很简单
1266I'm getting very good at running for president.我越来越擅长竞选总统
1267Now I won three times.现在我赢了三次
1268Did very well the second time, by the way.顺便说一句,第二次表现得很好
1269It's a rigged election, but we don't have to talk about it.这是一个骗局的选举, 但我们不必谈论它。
1270You know, it's interesting when you come back and you do a good job like we did你知道,这是有趣的 当你回来,你做一个好的工作 像我们做
1271and you don't care about it so much.你并不关心它。
1272But we do have to tighten up these elections because they really are in seriously bad shape.但是,我们确实必须加紧这些选举,因为它们确实状况严重不良。
1273But on a serious note, I want to say once again, I just want to thank you all.但从严肃的方面讲,我想再次说,我只想感谢你们所有人。
1274It's been an interesting evening.这是一个有趣的夜晚。
1275I didn't really know what to expect.我不知道该期待什么
1276And it's far worse than I actually thought.比我想象的还要糟
1277But if you want to know that.但是如果你想知道这一点。
1278But I didn't know exactly what to expect.但我不知道该期待什么
1279And I made a lot of friends tonight.我今晚结交了很多朋友
1280I've made a lot of good friends tonight, probably made some enemies also.我今晚交了很多好朋友 也许也交了些敌人
1281But I didn't know exactly what to expect.但我不知道该期待什么
1282But it's been an experience that is但这是一次经历
1283something that we've all shared together because we're all in this room tonight because most of us went through a period of我们一起分享的东西 因为今晚我们都在这间屋子里 因为大部分人经历了一段时期
1284trauma创伤
1285From just a short while ago and you know不久前,你知道的
1286Some people said they wanted to come but they were afraid to come and you people weren't afraid to come有人说他们想来,但他们害怕来 你们不怕来
1287there were a lot of people that said Jackie they don't really you know, they didn't have the courage to come and很多人都说杰基 他们真的没有勇气来
1288We don't want that to happen and I'm sure it's not going to happen.我们不希望那样发生 我敢肯定,它不会发生。
1289We're gonna do things againи璶暗Ωㄆ
1290I want to thank our law enforcement keeps us safe all law enforcement.我要感谢我们的执法部门保护我们所有执法部门的安全。
1291We have the greatest people on earth, you know, we had我们有地球上最伟大的人, 你知道,我们有
1292Two years ago.两年前
1293We had the worst record of recruitment in as an example the military army Navy Air Force Marines作为军队海军陆战队的例子,我们有最糟糕的招募记录
1294The Coast Guard Space Force.海岸警卫队太空部队.
1295I love Space Force.我爱太空部队
1296Look at all that shooting.看看那些枪战
1297We're able to do from space.我们从太空可以做到
1298That was my baby那是我的宝贝
1299but all of the branches of you couldn't get people to join this was two years ago and但你们所有的分支 都无法让人们加入到这场战争中 是在两年前
1300Last week you probably saw some of you wrote the story上星期你可能看到 一些人写的故事
1301We have the single best recruiting of people into our armed forces我们的军队里有一支最好的队伍
1302Then we have ever had in the history of our country那么,我们曾经有过 在我们的历史上
1303We have they are brimming over with great people and that's a big statement and that also goes for他们正在和伟大的人相处,这是个大声明,也是
1304The police departments where they were having a tremendous problem recruiting警察局的招聘工作有问题
1305You can't get into a police department now你现在进不了警察局了
1306If you're looking for a job, it's very tough and that also includes our great fire departments because people forget about them如果你在找工作,这很困难 也包括我们的消防部门 因为人们忘了他们
1307they're unbelievable the job they do so I just want to thank you look we're on the他们做的工作令人难以置信 所以我想谢谢你看我们是在做
1308Cusp of something big and I call it and this I'm being very serious when I say this that this is the golden age of America说这是美国的黄金时代 我是认真的
1309we have我们有
131019.2 trillion dollars being spent in our country a19.2万亿美元用于我国a
1311Record was China.记录是中国。
1312I think it was ten years ago three trillion trillion is a lot我认为是十年前 三兆万亿是很多
1313Four years they went less than one trillion under Biden and we have4年他们不到1万亿 在拜登下,我们有
131419.2 trillion and this is a period of19.2万亿,这是一个时期
1315Actually 13 months not even current because we're here a little bit longer than that, but that was as of reporting dates13个月甚至连时间都没有 因为我们在这里的时间比那要长一点 但到报告日期为止
131619.2 trillion dollars is being spent factories are coming Toyota just announced19.2万亿美元被花在工厂上 丰田刚刚宣布
1317They're going to be building the biggest car plant in the world.他们将要建造世界上最大的汽车厂.
1318They're leaving Mexico.他们要离开墨西哥了
1319They're coming here tariffs did that他们要来收关税了
1320Tariffs did that and maybe November 5th did that to the election也许11月5日对选举做了
1321Our country is doing things that nobody's ever seen before and it is true我们的国家正在做以前从未见过的事,这是真的
1322We were and you've heard me say this we were a dead country two years ago两年前我们死了,你听到我说
1323Other leaders would see me and they say it's a miracle其他领导人会看到我,他们说这是奇迹
1324But he said the same thing the king of Saudi Arabia said it everyone said almost the same words但他也这么说 沙特阿拉伯国王也这么说 每个人都这么说
1325We thought you were a dead country.我们以为你死了
1326We never thought you had a chance我们从没想过你有机会
1327You were never going to make it back and in a period of a year一年之内你再也回不来了
1328Period of one year you made it the hottest country anywhere in the world.在一年的时间里,你使它成为世界上最热的国家。
1329We all did that together我们都这样
1330It's not me.这不是我。
1331We all did it together and we do we have the hottest country anywhere in the world我们一起做,我们有世界上最热的国家
1332And we're going to keep it going and I just want to say it is the roomи璶膥尿
1333I have tremendous respect for the people in this room.我非常尊重这个房间里的人。
1334Sometimes I don't feel you treat me fair.有时候我觉得你对我不公平
1335Maybe you do也许你知道
1336I don't know.师曰.
1337I don't feel that but sometimes you treat me very fairly我不觉得,但有时你对我很公平
1338And I have a lot of respect for your profession your profession is amazing我非常尊重你的职业 你的职业是惊人的
1339and I just want to thank you for having me and it's been fun and I've met a lot of great people and我只是想感谢你有我, 这很有趣, 我见过很多伟大的人,
1340You know, I used an expression.你知道,我用了一个表达。
1341I've used it right from the beginning我从一开始就用过
1342I did this for one reason to make America great again, and that's what's happening right before your very eyes我这样做只有一个原因 让美国再次伟大, 这就是发生在你眼前
1343We have made America great again.我们让美国再次成为伟大的国家。
1344It's going to get a lot greater.将得大乘.
1345So thank you all very much谢谢大家
1346It's an honor to be with you.与汝为荣.
1347Thank you.谢谢
1348Thank you very much非常感谢
1349Thank you, President Trump谢谢,川普总统
1350People asked me人们问我
1351For several months.几个月
1352How long is he gonna speak and I said your White House correspondents他要说多久 我说你的白宫记者
1353so这样
1354You should know and thank you President Trump你应该知道,谢谢你 川普总统
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