推荐微信扫码登录以获得更好的体验!另:🎉建议更新到最新版,以体验新功能!🎉 版本更新记录→

副总统JD万斯上比尔·马赫的脱口秀节目 | 2026.7.4

字幕摘录

时间英文中文
0:01He is the 50th vice president of the United States and author of two number one best-selling books他是美国第50任副总统 也是两本畅销书的作者
0:07{\fn华文楷体\fs20\bord1\shad1\1cHE0E0E0\2cH000000}Hillbilly Elegy 和現在出門的那個 圣餐會找到我回到信仰的路
0:28Not bad, do I have the nicest crowd?不错,我有最好的人群吗?
0:30I'm sure it's the only applause I'll get but I'll take it我敢肯定,这是唯一的掌声 我会得到,但我会接受
0:34I'm just glad you're talking to me.我很高兴你跟我说话
0:36You know, I mean I say it every time and the Republicans come here你知道,我的意思是,我说它 每次和共和党来这里
0:39They take their beating like a man他们像男人一样打人
0:43It's the people I vote for是我投给的人
0:45They're the ones who won't talk to me.他们是不肯跟我说话的人
0:46That's odd, isn't it?这很奇怪,不是吗?
展开字幕全文(235 条)
序号英文中文
1He is the 50th vice president of the United States and author of two number one best-selling books他是美国第50任副总统 也是两本畅销书的作者
2{\fn华文楷体\fs20\bord1\shad1\1cHE0E0E0\2cH000000}Hillbilly Elegy 和現在出門的那個 圣餐會找到我回到信仰的路
3Not bad, do I have the nicest crowd?不错,我有最好的人群吗?
4I'm sure it's the only applause I'll get but I'll take it我敢肯定,这是唯一的掌声 我会得到,但我会接受
5I'm just glad you're talking to me.我很高兴你跟我说话
6You know, I mean I say it every time and the Republicans come here你知道,我的意思是,我说它 每次和共和党来这里
7They take their beating like a man他们像男人一样打人
8It's the people I vote for是我投给的人
9They're the ones who won't talk to me.他们是不肯跟我说话的人
10That's odd, isn't it?这很奇怪,不是吗?
11It is very odd这很奇怪
12I mean and I'm probably like this new woman who was elected in New York.我的意思是,我可能 喜欢这个新女人 谁在纽约当选。
13Do you think she'll come on the show?你觉得她会来演出吗?
14Oh, I know you want哦,我知道你喜欢
15No, I can't get AOC.不,我不能得到AOC。
16I can't get mandami.我不能得到曼达米。
17I can't couldn't get Kamala Harris, you know took me eight years to get Obama我拿不到卡玛拉·哈里斯,你知道我花了八年才得到奥巴马
18Anyway, let's not talk about my problem总之,我们不要谈我的问题
19And I promise this is gonna be a lot easier than talking to the Iranian我保证这比跟伊朗人说话容易得多
20Or even more the view the question is whether it's harder than the view that's right问题更在于 是否比正确的观点更难
21But look you're negotiating for America I I'm rooting for America so I want success here但你在为美国谈判 我支持美国 所以我想在这里取得成功
22But you know you came out of these meetings I heard sort of the same thing但你知道你从这些会议上出来 我听到同样的事情
23I've heard a lot of talk about progress and that I've heard it so many times before我听过很多关于进步的演讲 也听过很多次了
24Why is this different?为什么不一样?
25Why isn't it bullshit this time?为什么这次不是废话?
26Well, I'd say the most important thing bill is that the the people who judge whether the oil is actually flowing那么,我想说,最重要的是法案 是那些判断石油是否真正流动的人
27They judge this as a success, right?他们判断这是成功的 对吧?
28So if you look at oil right now, it's back down to $73 a barrel got up to $126 a barrel所以,如果你现在看石油, 它回落到73美元一桶 得到高达126美元一桶
29So there's a signal that there's something real going on here所以有信号说这里真的发生了
30I think the second bill is whether we make the final deal because you have to remember this MOU is fundamentally我认为第二个法案是,我们是否做了最后的交易 因为你必须记住这个备忘录
31It says the Straits are going to be open.上面说海峡会开放
32The oil is going to flow.油要流出来了
33We're seeing that happen already我们已经看到这种情况了
34It's also a ceasefire which as you pointed out is always going to be a little messy when you're dealing with the Iranians正如你所指出 与伊朗人打交道时 停火总是会有点混乱
35But if we make the final deal then great if we don't make the final deal their nuclear program is still destroyed但是如果我们做最后一笔交易 那么如果我们不做最后一笔交易 他们的核计划仍然被摧毁
36They're still much weaker as a country他们比国家还弱得多
37So my attitude is America wins either way我的态度是美国赢
38But I do think that what the president has done is asked us to do something that frankly但我确实认为总统所做的 是要求我们做一些 坦率地说
39Nobody in 47 years of dealing with the Iranians has done which is offer them an opportunity to fundamentally transform how they behave with the West在与伊朗人打交道的47年里,没有人这样做过,这给他们提供了一个机会,让他们从根本上改变对西方的态度。
40They've been the largest state sponsor of terrorism basically since they they began as a nation or at least as an Islamic Republic他们是恐怖主义的最大赞助国 基本上,自从他们开始作为一个国家或至少作为一个伊斯兰共和国
41-47年前 -47年前 -47 years ago.
42He's saying look if they're willing to change we're willing to change too他说如果他们愿意改变,我们也愿意改变
43If they're not willing to change we still fundamentally have all the cards and I think that's a good place for us to be如果他们不愿意改变,我们根本上仍然拥有所有的牌 我想那对我们来说是一个好地方
44But their program isn't destroyed the nuclear program isn't destroyed但是他们的计划没有被摧毁 核计划也没有被摧毁
45I mean, I don't know我是说,我不知道
46иぃ笵и璸购 癬ㄓи弧и⊿Τ destroyed
47Well, we didn't get in there.我们没进去
48The whole thing was we have to get in there and see or the rest整件事就是我们必须进去看看 或者其他的
49We wouldn't be doing this.我们不会这么做的
50Well, let me say we didn't first of all so a nuclear program and I'm hardly a nuclear scientist好吧,让我说,我们没有 首先如此一个核方案 而我不是核科学家
51I'm a lowly politician我是一个低贱的政客
52But the thing that you have to destroy is their ability to enrich uranium which has been destroyed you have to destroy their ability但你必须摧毁的是 他们浓缩铀的能力 已经摧毁了 你必须摧毁他们的能力
53Well, because you need functioning centrifuges that can actually因为你需要能起作用的离心机
54We've got to get in there and we got to get the dust.得入涅盘而得尘数.
55Okay, and we didn't get in there好吧,我们没进去
56So how do we get the dust?那么,我们如何得到尘埃?
57So that's actually a separate question这其实是一个单独的问题
58So there's the highly enriched stockpile which by the way was allowed to accumulate over 20 years of previous administrations因此,有高度丰富的储存 顺便说一句,它被允许 积累在过去的20年的政府
59That enriched stockpile is something that we want to get but bill if we never get it and the president wants it and we are富足的储备是我们希望得到的东西 但是,如果我们从来没有得到它, 和总统想要它,我们是
60Going to get it去拿来
61But if we never got it, it's buried deep underground and they don't have the ability to turn it into a nuclear weapon但是,如果我们没拿到它,它就埋在地下深处了 他们没有能力把它变成核武器
62So the program is functionally destroyed.因此程序在功能上被破坏.
63We're just talking about can we set them back even further through these negotiations?我们只是说,我们是否可以通过这些谈判进一步使他们退缩?
64Okay还好
65I only have limited time with this.我的时间有限
66So I want to move on to other topics所以我想继续谈其他话题
67I want to tell you what people have been saying to me.我想告诉你人们对我说的话
68I told them, you know people get excited我告诉他们,你知道人们会兴奋
69Why you have the vice president on?为什么你有副总统吗?
70I'm impressed myself.我对自己印象深刻
71I'm very excited about this.我很兴奋
72You know, I你知道吗,我
73Had I had Pence on I've had both his vice president a couple of weeks ago Pence was here如果我有便士 我得到了他的两位副总统 几个星期前,便士在这里
74I'm really with the vice president.我真的和副总统在一起
75Okay还好
76Yeah, what did you talk about with Mike Pence sex drugs and rock-and-roll是啊,你和迈克·彭斯谈了什么 性毒品和摇滚乐
77He was a lot more human than I thought it than I'd ever seen it他比我想象的更像人类
78I even asked him to come on my podcast where I get stoned and he was like maybe我甚至让他来我的播客 在那里我得到石头,他像也许
79When I say you here's what sticks in their craw okay number one issue当我说,你在这里是什么 粘在他们的面包 头号问题
80Immigration not immigration.移民不是移民。
81We we like it that you closed the border that needed to be done the people who were here我们喜欢你关闭边境 这需要做 在这里的人。
82The way you treated I'm talking about your administration你对待我的方式,我是指你的政府
83Okay, you're not there yourself, but ice all that shit too rough too mean too unnecessary好吧,你不在那里自己, 但冰所有狗屎 太粗糙,意味着太不必要的
84I think you go I'm not telling you what to do.我想你走了 我不会告诉你怎么做的
85Okay, I'm just giving you some advice as a friend.好吧,我只是给你一些建议 作为一个朋友。
86Okay还好
87And I'm not saying I'm not asking you to apologize if I don't like the people do that我不是说如果我不喜欢别人道歉 我也不是要你道歉
88I'm just saying you go a long way我只是说你走了很长的路
89Toward getting people who are just completely shut the door to you in your misery让那些在痛苦中 完全关上门的人
90If you would just own that that you guys went too far如果你们太过分了
91You went too far and you should own it like you did childless cat ladies你走得太远了,你应该拥有它 就像你做了没有孩子的猫女
92Here's the basic problem with that bill is you cannot do any deportations法案的基本问题在于 你不能驱逐任何人
93Without law enforcement and you can't do a law enforcement operation like that without having some situations没有执法部门,你就不能做这样的执法行动 没有某些情况
94That don't look good when they're when they're recorded like that.当他们这样被录制的时候,这看起来不妙.
95I mean, let me give you like with just one obvious example我的意思是,让我给你像 一个明显的例子
96Let's just set aside the the immigration element of this我们把移民因素放在一边
97Okay还好
98If you take a guy who's committed murder and you go in and arrest that guy如果你带一个杀人犯进去抓他
99Sometimes that person is going to resist arrest有时候那个人会拒捕
100Sometimes if you take a video of it and it's out of context and you don't appreciate why that person is being arrested in the first有时候如果你拍下一段视频 断章取义 却不理解为什么那个人会在第一时间被捕
101Place it looks pretty icky if you take that out of context video clip把它放好,如果把它从上下文视频剪辑中取出来,看起来很恶心
102What I worry about is when people say you can't ever do immigration enforcement if it produces a bad video clip我担心的是,人们说,如果移民执法产生不良的视频片段,你永远不能这样做
103What they're really saying is you can't ever actually do immigration enforcement他们真正的意思是 你永远不能做 移民执法
104We had 12 million people come into the country into the interior over the last four years过去4年,我们有1200万人进入国内
105I should say from 2021 to 2025 and我应该说从2021年到2025年
106We were elected with a mandate to get some of those people out of the United States of America我们被选为美国的一部分人
107You can't do that easily law enforcement deporting people is never an easy process你不能这么轻易地执法 驱逐人从来就不容易
108So I appreciate your argument that we've gone too far所以,我很感激你的论点,我们走得太远了
109But we couldn't do nothing and I don't think there was an easy way to do this但是我们什么也做不了 我觉得没有这么简单的办法
110Of course, I just there's a middle ground当然,我只是有中间点
111So you get the thing that bothers us about stuff like that is that nothing ever lands in the middle?所以,你得到的东西 困扰我们的东西 这样的东西是,从来没有降落在中间?
112Which is what I'm always trying to get people to do.这正是我一直试图 让人们做。
113I thought you were crazy liberal我以为你是疯狂的自由主义者
114I actually do watch the show.我确实看过演出
115I laugh my ass off backstage.我从后台笑出来
116I have a good monologue我有一个很好的独白
117I know someone in your administration who watches the show我知道有人在你的政府 谁看节目
118What we hate is that the pendulum never lands in the middle, you're right我们讨厌的是 钢笔从不落到中间 你说得对
119Biden did let in too many people and it just拜登确实让太多人进来了 它只是
120Boggles in mind why he did that but then it has to go all the way to the other side记着他为什么要这么做 但总得走到另一边
121Always nothing can ever land in the middle.总是没有任何东西可以降落在中间。
122Did they go too far?他们走得太远了吗?
123Probably in the Pentagon with DEI and yes, and now Pete Hegseth is like firing everyone who's not whiter than an albino也许在五角大楼 与DEI和是的, 现在皮特·赫格塞斯 是像解雇所有 不白 比白化病患者
124I disagree with that.我不同意这一点。
125I think sometimes things do land right where they should but just you take the story about Pete Hegseth我觉得有时候事情会发生在他们该去的地方 但你只是把关于Pete Hegseth的故事
126Obviously, I'm biased.显然,我是有偏见的。
127I like Pete我喜欢皮特
128But if you look at the actual promotions that we've done there have been a lot of people from all walks of life但是,如果你看看我们的实际升职 有很多来自各行各业的人
129There have been some high-profile people where he said, you know what?有一些高调人物 他说,你知道吗?
130I don't think that they merited a promotion我觉得他们不值得升职
131But the idea that we're not promoting minorities in the Pentagon under Pete Hegseth但皮特·赫格塞斯手下的五角大楼里 我们并没有提倡少数族群
132It's just not true.这不是真的
133And I do think that sometimes your criticism is things don't land in the middle and I understand that我确实认为有时你的批评是 事情不会落在中间 我知道
134Sometimes the problem is the media reports things in such a way where they actually有时候问题在于 媒体以这样的方式报道事情
135Obfuscate or conceal the truth rather than reporting what's actually going on.厌恶或隐瞒真相,而不是报道实际发生的事情.
136Of course they do they all do当然,他们都这样做
137My recommendation is if you read a news story and it says something bad about me you should disbelieve it我的建议是,如果你读到一个新闻报导 却说出一些关于我的坏事 你应该相信
138It's probably lying可能是在撒谎
139But okay, but I'm again, I'm just trying to help you with your issues但我还是想帮你解决你的问题
140Because because I'll tell you something you and me in a hundred friends.因为我会告诉你一些事情 你和我在一百个朋友。
141This is like political这就像政治
142Something I don't think I've ever said but this what this happened this week我好像没说过 但是这周发生的事
143But the thing I'm sure you want to talk about we're gonna talk about on the panel what the Democratic Socialists但我敢肯定,你想谈的东西 关于我们要去谈论 在板上什么民主社会主义者
144I'm actually here to talk about my book.我其实是来谈我的书的
145I want everybody我要每个人
146It's it's called communion available wherever books are sorry这叫做圣餐 随时随地都可以买书
147We're just one more thing about this and then we'll get to the book, okay, okay我们只是一件事 关于这一点,然后我们会得到的书,好吗,好吧
148Like if this is where the Democratic Party is going where this Democratic Socialist this obsession with Israel with the Jew-hating如果这就是民主党要去的地方 这个民主社会主义者 迷恋以色列 恨犹太人
149With they don't believe in capitalism.他们不相信资本主义
150No prisons if this is where they're going没有监狱,如果这是他们要去的地方
151My vote is in play.我投的票还不错
152Okay, and I like to hear that it actually always has been I just every year好吧,我喜欢听到, 实际上,一直都是我 只是每年
153I don't make my decision by who was an R or D我不由谁是R或D来决定
154Actually always came to the conclusion that the Democrat was probably better sure and voted for them实际上总是得出一个结论, 民主党人可能更确定 并投给他们
155Okay, and Trump can't run again, and he'd be a little too exciting for me.好吧,特朗普不能再逃跑了 他对我来说太刺激了
156Anyway总之
157So it's either gonna be you or Rubio.所以要么是你 要么是鲁比奥
158Here's my deal breaker for your side.这是我的交易破解器 为你一方。
159Okay, okay under Trump好吧,好吧,在特朗普下
160You guys have two outcomes in an election can be either we win or they cheated that shit has to stop你们在一次选举中有两个结果 要么我们赢了 要么他们欺骗了那狗屎必须停止
161And the person那个人
162The person who has to stop it would be you or Marco要阻止的人是你还是马可
163Can you tell me you will do that will you bring us back to the middle at least on that where we concede elections你能告诉我,你会做到这一点 你会带我们回到中间 至少我们承认选举
164Where it's not either one of those two options.在这两个选择中都没有
165Okay, Bill好,比尔
166So this is where I'm probably gonna lose you here, but here's that happened about eight minutes ago所以,这就是我可能要失去你的地方, 但这里发生大约8分钟前
167Look I I I don't think that we should not concede elections, but I don't think that's what's going on听着,我不认为我们不应该承认选举, 但我不认为这是发生了什么
168I think that if you go back if you go back to the president's core argument我认为如果你回去 如果你回到总统的核心争论
169He was making an argument about problems that existed in 2020 and here's the problem that I'm most focused on the president他在争论2020年的问题 我最关注的是总统
170I've talked a lot about this and I think we we we share a perspective here我谈了很多,我觉得我们有一个共同的观点
171But set to the side the stuff that really gets you and your audience very angry about whether the count was legitimate in但把真正让你和观众 感到愤怒的东西 放在一边 对于伯爵是否合法
172Georgia or Pennsylvania or any of these other states?佐治亚州或宾夕法尼亚州或其他州?
173Is it true that large technology companies?大型技术公司是真的吗?
174Some of whom have financial interests that exist outside the United States of America were they censoring其中一些人在美利坚合众国以外有经济利益,他们审查
175information in the run-up to an election and选举前的资料
176Set to the side the stuff again the Georgia stuff, but it is把佐治亚的东西放在一边
177That was litigated Dominion the Fox News福克斯新闻的主人公被起诉了
178I'm actually I'm trying to make the more the more middle ground argument here我其实是想把中间的争论弄得越多
179The biggest criticism I had at the 2020 election is that you had technology companies that were quite literally在2020年大选中我最大的批评是 你拥有的科技公司 字面上是
180censoring negative information about the left and检查关于左翼和
181Promoting negative information about the right宣传有关权利的负面信息
182So in a fundamental sense like if the first amendment says that we have a free and open debate and then the American people所以,从根本意义上来说,如果第一修正案说,我们有一个自由和公开的辩论,然后美国人民
183Judge based on that free and open debate the sense in which I think the election in 2020 was rigged根据这次自由而公开的辩论,法官认为2020年的选举受到了操纵。
184I'm sorry is that you had technology companies that were putting their thumb on the scale in a way that completely对不起,你有一个技术公司 他们把拇指 在比例的方式完全
185Obliterated the real open exchange of ideas now, by the way, it didn't happen in 2024现在,我们没有在2024年 真正公开地交流思想
186But it happened in 2020 and it was a problem但发生在2020年,这是一个问题
187Let's talk about your book community, I think it's very interesting because you know, I always want to talk about what people have in common我们来谈谈你的书社,我觉得这很有趣 因为你知道,我总是想谈 人们有什么共同点
188I used to be Catholic.我曾经是天主教徒
189You're a Catholic now.你现在是天主教徒了
190That's right没错
191You used to be an atheist I'm an atheist now你以前是无神论者 我现在是无神论者
192You were born a Baptist this is about your your spiritual journey, that's right, which is really interesting你生来就是浸信会的,这是关于你的精神旅程, 没错,这很有趣
193And by the way, we're very very personal.顺便说一句,我们非常私人。
194Yeah, it reminded me a little of Gavin Newsom是啊,这让我想起了加文・纽森
195He has a book here and I was very surprised it didn't look like his book.他这儿有本书 我很惊讶它不像他的书
196Did you read his book people bought my book?你读过他那本书的人买了我的书吗?
197That's the difference这就是区别
198Like was that mean I'm just saying that's fine就像那个意思,我只是说,没关系
199Well, I'm just saying politicians are getting a lot more real when they write, you know我只是说当政客写文章的时候 他们越来越真实
200It's not like that old kind of look, you know, sir, and it's about you're moving toward the I'm just asking why the Catholics why go这不是那种老样子,你知道的,先生, 这是关于你 向着那个我只是问为什么天主教徒去
201I didn't have a good experience with them.我对他们没有很好的经验。
202Why did why did you you could have went Hindu your wife's a Hindu?为什么你可以去印度教 你的妻子是印度教徒?
203Well, we we should talk about that bill in a longer setting not just you know我们应该在更长的时间内讨论该法案 不只是你知道
204In front of the audience do the podcast, okay在观众面前做播客,好吗?
205I'm not gonna smoke weed though.我不会抽烟的
206I don't ruin my我不会毁了我的
207Mean here here's let me try to answer that question意思是 让我来回答这个问题
208Okay还好
209so first of all所以首先
210I think that there's a core truth of我认为有一个核心的真理
211The Catholic or the Christian faith that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and that all people need grace.天主教或基督教信仰认为耶稣基督是天子,所有人都需要恩惠.
212Okay, but that好吧,但那个
213Fundamental truth that I believe in I didn't land there根本的真理 我相信 我没有降落在那里
214I didn't start there what I saw was what I would call echoes of that truth in a lot of the people who live their我并不是从那里开始的 我看到的就是 我所说的 真相的回响 在很多人 谁生活他们
215Lives in very very charitable and good ways以非常慈善和良好的方式生活
216but I think with Catholicism in particular what's interesting about it because I meet a lot of young Catholic converts is但我认为天主教特别有趣 因为我认识很多年轻的天主教徒
217They start to discover that truth because they're attracted to the beauty and the stability of it他们开始发现真相 因为他们被它的美丽和稳定吸引
218I think people are craving in a modern world where we build ugly buildings and我认为人们渴望在现代世界里 我们建造丑陋的建筑
219Everything is constantly changing and social networks have changed even how you know men and women date one another每件事物都在不断变化,社交网络也发生了变化, 即使你是如何认识男人和女人的
220I think that people are craving something that is more stable and that calls us to something more beautiful我认为人们渴望的东西 更稳定, 并唤醒我们 更美丽的东西
221and I think that was one of the ways that I found我觉得那是我找到的方法之一
222I've actually gotten criticisms, you know, one of the things I talk about in the book is I was a striver and I think that我实际上得到了批评,你知道, 书里我谈到的一件事是,我是一个奋斗者,我认为
223Was very bad实在是太糟了
224I think it's it's it's it's wrong to be ambitious for ambition's sake if you want to be ambitious我认为这是它 它是错误的 为野心的缘故 如果你想有野心
225You should be trying to accomplish something meaningful and it was my Christian faith你应该努力完成一些有意义的事,这是我的基督教信仰
226That encouraged me to actually worry about things that mattered like being a good husband being a good dad being a good community member这让我担心 做一个好丈夫 做一个好爸爸
227Now I get criticism from some Christians who say well, you know that that might be true现在,我受到一些基督徒的批评 那些说得好,你知道,这可能是真的
228But then you've got to talk about Jesus, too但你也得谈谈耶稣
229But I think my point is and I talk about in the book available wherever bookstores are sold但我认为我的观点是,我在书中谈论 任何书店出售。
230Again, it is that like I started seeing再说一遍,就像我开始看到
231Refractions of the truth of the Christian gospel and that got me on a pathway to where I eventually accepted the truth基督教福音的真理被歪曲 让我走上了最终接受真理的道路
232That Jesus Christ was the Son of God, but I think all of us have our own path耶稣基督是上帝之子 但我认为我们都有自己的路
233You obviously have yours, but it's not over yet man.你显然有你的,但它还没有结束。
234So I still have hope所以我还有希望
235Nice president不错的总统
该视频共有字幕 235 条。解锁更多字幕为会员功能,请移动到 价格