鲍里斯和克拉克森杠上了！两大毒舌互相挖坑，全程高能，笑得停不
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| 0:00 | When I hosted have I got news for you last year seven people telephoned the BBC to say I was a very poor presenter | 当我主持的时候,我得到的消息 去年有七个人打电话给英国广播公司 说我是一个非常贫穷的演讲人 |
| 0:07 | When my guest tonight hosted it 85 people rang up and said he was an excellent presenter | 我今晚招待的客人 85人打电话说他是个出色的主持人 |
| 0:14 | He is the conservative MP for Henley. | 他是亨利的保守党议员. |
| 0:16 | He's editor of the spectator and it seems he's | 他是旁观者的编辑 似乎他 |
| 0:19 | 92 times better than me at hosting topical news quizzes ladies and gentlemen Boris Johnson | 女士们先生们 鲍里斯·约翰逊的热门新闻测验 比我好92倍 |
| 0:38 | This have I got news for you malarkey. | 我有消息要告诉你 |
| 0:41 | Yes, this tricky, isn't it? | 是的,这很棘手,不是吗? |
| 0:43 | Very tricky. | 非常棘手。 |
| 0:43 | I mean tricky for me | 我是说,对我来说很棘手 |
| 0:45 | At least it was tricky. | 至少这是棘手的。 |
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| 1 | When I hosted have I got news for you last year seven people telephoned the BBC to say I was a very poor presenter | 当我主持的时候,我得到的消息 去年有七个人打电话给英国广播公司 说我是一个非常贫穷的演讲人 |
| 2 | When my guest tonight hosted it 85 people rang up and said he was an excellent presenter | 我今晚招待的客人 85人打电话说他是个出色的主持人 |
| 3 | He is the conservative MP for Henley. | 他是亨利的保守党议员. |
| 4 | He's editor of the spectator and it seems he's | 他是旁观者的编辑 似乎他 |
| 5 | 92 times better than me at hosting topical news quizzes ladies and gentlemen Boris Johnson | 女士们先生们 鲍里斯·约翰逊的热门新闻测验 比我好92倍 |
| 6 | This have I got news for you malarkey. | 我有消息要告诉你 |
| 7 | Yes, this tricky, isn't it? | 是的,这很棘手,不是吗? |
| 8 | Very tricky. | 非常棘手。 |
| 9 | I mean tricky for me | 我是说,对我来说很棘手 |
| 10 | At least it was tricky. | 至少这是棘手的。 |
| 11 | It was trying to remember which bit you were supposed to be looking at at any given time | 它试图记起你应该看哪一点 |
| 12 | I think Angus Deaton earned his money. | 我觉得安格斯·迪顿赚了他的钱 |
| 13 | I think they should bring back Angus. | 我觉得他们应该把安格斯带回来 |
| 14 | Well, we all who thinks we should bring back Angus | 我们都认为我们应该把安格斯带回来 |
| 15 | Not bring back hanging but bring back | 不带回挂,带回挂 |
| 16 | The thing I've got to find out really is | и璶笵琌 |
| 17 | Most politicians for us that work out are pretty incompetent and then have a veneer of competence | 对我们来说,大多数政客 都相当不称职,然后有能力 |
| 18 | You do seem to do it the other way around | 你好像变了 |
| 19 | Yes | 对 |
| 20 | Well, you can't rule out the possibility, you know beneath the elaborately constructed veneer of a you know, blithering idiot | 你不能排除这个可能性 你知道在精心构筑的假人之下 |
| 21 | They're lurks of blithering idiot | 他们潜伏的白痴 |
| 22 | What's this about you driving a tractor through a barn then | 你怎么开拖拉机穿过谷仓 |
| 23 | Yes, it's perfectly true that | 是的,这是完全正确的, |
| 24 | This is a long time ago. | 这是很久以前的事了 |
| 25 | I'm you know, if you ever driven a tractor very fast. | 如果你开得很快的话 |
| 26 | No | 没有 |
| 27 | Nobody has well, this is actually rather a fast one, but by my standards | 没有人有好,实际上这是一个相当快的, 但按照我的标准 |
| 28 | Massey Ferguson tractor we had a great many very complicated gears and at the crucial moment | 梅西费格森拖拉机 我们有很多非常复杂的齿轮 在关键时刻 |
| 29 | I couldn't remember which gear was the one you use when you wanted to slow down and I just sort of blankness descended my | 我不记得你想减速时用的是什么装备 我只是有点空白 |
| 30 | went out through the back of the barn and | 穿过谷仓的后面 |
| 31 | Through the wall. | 通过墙。 |
| 32 | Yeah | 对 |
| 33 | Anyway, it was all right in the end. | 总之,最后一切都好 |
| 34 | They docked my pay | 他们扣了我的薪水 |
| 35 | Where I was working, but so so it was perfectly easy to replace the wall | 我工作的地方,所以很容易换墙 |
| 36 | You were what way you attract a driver then a part-time. | 你是怎样吸引司机的 然后是兼职的 |
| 37 | Yes part-time | 是 非全时 |
| 38 | And now you write about cars. | 现在你写汽车。 |
| 39 | I do well I do I but I you know, Jeremy | 我做得很好 我做,但你知道,杰里米 |
| 40 | I'm I'm I sit at your feet in the terms of you know, writing about cars. | 我坐在你的脚边 写汽车 |
| 41 | Anyway, I'm you know, like he's useless | 总之,你知道, 好像他没用一样 |
| 42 | Feasting at the you know from scraps from the rich banquet of Homer. | 在荷马盛宴的废墟上吃东西 |
| 43 | Yeah | 对 |
| 44 | Goes down big on top gear | 向下大 顶端齿轮 |
| 45 | Is it it is a good thing here because I mean I do enjoy okay, it's in GQ magazine your motoring column | 这是好事吗,因为我确实很享受, 在GQ杂志上的你的汽车专栏 |
| 46 | Yeah, it is very good. | 是的,这是非常好的。 |
| 47 | It's very few. | 其数甚少. |
| 48 | I don't know anything about as you know, very, you know, I don't I shouldn't say that | 我什么都不知道,你知道, 非常,你知道,我不该说 |
| 49 | Yeah, I do know I know more | 是啊,我知道我知道更多 |
| 50 | Can I just can I just share a little observation that Boris made about the Maserati here? | 我能分享一下鲍里斯对玛莎拉蒂的观察吗? |
| 51 | Look how much has been crammed in the great big fat long things the vast doodah with the squiggly bits coming out of the | 看看这些肥胖的长物里 挤了多少 巨大的杜达 里面有尖锐的斑点 |
| 52 | Just look at those sucking | 你看看这些吸 |
| 53 | I do think I do. | 我想我会的 |
| 54 | What do you really know your stuff there about cars? | 你对汽车有什么了解? |
| 55 | Absolutely no idea. | 绝对不知道。 |
| 56 | Yeah | 对 |
| 57 | Genuinely, I have no idea how an engine works. | 老实说,我不知道引擎是怎么工作的。 |
| 58 | People have sat me down and said no, no, no the petrol goes and you know | 人们让我坐下来,说不,不,不 汽油去,你知道 |
| 59 | No, not a faintest and then this pistons go up and down and somehow you go a lot. | 不,不是最昏暗,然后这个活塞 上下走,不知怎么的,你走了很多。 |
| 60 | How does that happen? | 怎么会这样? |
| 61 | He'll know there's got a beard and a rover | 他会知道有胡子和狂欢 |
| 62 | Everything is to know about it is a miracle, but I am I'm a very keen cyclist unlike you I think I know | 我是一个非常敏锐的骑自行车的人 跟你不一样 我觉得我知道 |
| 63 | And you talk on a mobile phone while you're doing it. | 你一边用手机说话一边做 |
| 64 | No, I do I do | 不,我会的 |
| 65 | They're the poor when I said no | 我拒绝的时候,他们是穷人 |
| 66 | I wanted to why I wanted to make a point about the what my willingness to to learn and to reform because it's perfectly true | 我想说为什么我想说出 我学习和改革的意愿 因为这是完全正确的 |
| 67 | That I did once talk on a mobile phone | 我曾经用手机说话 |
| 68 | while cycling | 循环时 |
| 69 | And actually why shouldn't you be able to talk on a mobile phone because you can't use the brakes | 其实你为什么不用手机说话 因为你不能用刹车 |
| 70 | You can with one hand. | 单手就可以 |
| 71 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 72 | Are you saying are you saying that people with only one arm shouldn't be allowed to ride a bicycle I | 你是说只有一只手臂的人 不能骑自行车? |
| 73 | Put it to you. | 把它给你。 |
| 74 | I put it to you. | 我把它给你。 |
| 75 | That is that is just yes. | 仅此而已。 |
| 76 | That's discriminatory | 这是歧视 |
| 77 | Yes, people with one arm should not be allowed to ride a bicycle on the basis that what you mean | 是的,一个手的人 不应该被允许骑自行车 因为你的意思 |
| 78 | No one should be allowed to ride a bicycle | 不许任何人骑自行车 |
| 79 | They take up too much space on the road and they don't pay to be there | 他们在路上占了太多空间,不花钱去 |
| 80 | Well, I do I think bicycles absolutely wonderful. | 我觉得自行车绝对很棒 |
| 81 | You wouldn't park in a cycle then would you park in one? | 你不会在循环中停车,然后你会在一个循环中停车? |
| 82 | You wouldn't park in the snow, but I do drive in them fairly regularly you drive inside the bus lanes | 你不会在雪地上停车的 但我会经常在雪地上开车 你在车道上开车 |
| 83 | I think the bus lane is a very good idea | 我觉得公交车道是个好主意 |
| 84 | For you. | 给你的 |
| 85 | Yeah, because you think everyone's not in this fantastic. | 是啊,因为你认为 每个人都不是在这个美妙的。 |
| 86 | I'm late. | 我迟到了 |
| 87 | I'll just zoom up | 我就放大一点 |
| 88 | Are you allowed to say that on telly I just did | 你允许我在电视上这么说吗? |
| 89 | I defy I defy the makers of top gear to keep that admission in you know in the final edit | 我藐视顶端设备的制造者 让你在最后的编辑中 继续承认 |
| 90 | Well now we're not a challenge until Sunday night. | 星期天晚上我们才算挑战 |
| 91 | We're not going to know whether it makes it into the final edit | 我们不知道它是否 使它进入最后的编辑 |
| 92 | What did I drive in bus lanes who here drives in bus lanes? | 我开的是公交车道 开的是公交车道 |
| 93 | One or two exactly. | 确切的说,一两个。 |
| 94 | There's only three of us who drive in bus lanes. | 我们只有三个人在公交车道上开车 |
| 95 | They're empty | 空着呢 |
| 96 | So what's it like on the road either kind of guy that has your car towed away the whole time | 所以,是什么样子的 在路上 无论是什么样的人 有你的车拖走的整个时间 |
| 97 | It has been taken away now and then yeah, it has been totally I wouldn't I wouldn't hide it from you | 它现在被拿走了,然后是的, 它已经完全是,我不会隐瞒它 |
| 98 | But I have to say the last time it happened. | 但我得说最后一次发生 |
| 99 | It was it was in defiance of every bylaw. | 这是在违抗每一个细则。 |
| 100 | It was it was | 就是这样 |
| 101 | My car was legally parked | 我的车是合法停车的 |
| 102 | Was absolutely no question and I had the testimony of two traffic wardens that it was legally parked in a residence permit parking bay | 绝对没有问题,我得到了两个交通管制员的证词, 说它合法地停在一个居住许可停车场 |
| 103 | Mm-hmm, but the point I want to make I want to make is that once your car do you know this once your car has? | 嗯,但我想说的是 一旦你的车,你知道这个 一旦你的车? |
| 104 | It has a one inch off the ground once it's in that dreadful hammock and they've got it | 一旦在那个可怕的吊床里 他们就得到了它 |
| 105 | It is no longer yours. | 这不再是你的了。 |
| 106 | You have no rights over that vehicle anymore. | 你对那辆车没有权利了 |
| 107 | You because nothing you can say to the chap the teller | 你因为什么话都说不出来 |
| 108 | I have a theory on that what you'd like to hear my theory on that | 我有一个理论 关于什么你想知道 关于我的理论 |
| 109 | I think if you lept onto the bonnet as it was dangling around | 我想,如果你跳到帽子上 因为它在缠绕 |
| 110 | One wheel down onto the top no health and there's no way in hell that a health and safety laws going to allow you to be | 一个轮子下到顶端 没有健康 在地狱没有办法 健康和安全法会允许你 |
| 111 | Swiped they'll have to put it back down again. | 他们又得把它放下了 |
| 112 | I'm sure of that | 我敢肯定这一点 |
| 113 | Now, of course, you're here really to find out just how good a driver you are, I guess | 现在,当然,你在这里真的 来看看你有多优秀的司机,我猜 |
| 114 | Yeah, I have an idea about that. | 是的,我有一个想法。 |
| 115 | I don't really have a driver. | 我真的没有司机 |
| 116 | I think I'm extremely bad. | 我觉得我很糟糕 |
| 117 | Really extremely bad | 实在是太糟糕了 |
| 118 | Who'd like to see Boris's lab? | 谁想看看鲍里斯的实验室? |
| 119 | Here we go. | 开始了 |
| 120 | Well, that was a start | 嗯,这是一个开始 |
| 121 | Well, there we are across the line | 好了,我们越过了线 |
| 122 | Don't feel bad about the off-road excursion there. | 别为那场越野旅行感到难过 |
| 123 | Was it uncomfortable? | 不舒服吗? |
| 124 | No, it's fine | 不,没关系 |
| 125 | It was a very good car. | 车不错 |
| 126 | It is a very good car very reasonably priced. | 这是一辆价格非常合理的好车。 |
| 127 | I think you can buy them now for about 25p | 我想你现在可以买25p |
| 128 | Now | 现在 |
| 129 | Where do you think you're going to come here? | 何处去. |
| 130 | 你觉得你和JK和Jamie Oliver还有Gordon Ramsay在一起吗? | |
| 131 | Are you gonna be more a Jonathan Ross Harry Enfield? | 你会更像乔纳森·罗斯·哈里·恩菲尔德吗? |
| 132 | I think I'm towards the pretty if not the very last | 我觉得我朝着漂亮,甚至最后 |
| 133 | I mean, I've no idea. | 我是说,我不知道 |
| 134 | Well, you couldn't be slower than Harry | 你不能比哈利慢一点 |
| 135 | I've no idea. | 我不知道,我还不知道 |
| 136 | I've not he's he's terrified someone's gonna come one day and be slower | 我不是说他怕 总有一天有人会来 慢慢来 |
| 137 | But he's only 12 13 seconds slower than JK, isn't he 13 seconds on that track is about four years | 但是他比JK慢1213秒, 难道他在赛道上13秒是4年左右吗? |
| 138 | Well time anyway, I have your time here. | 好吧,总之,我有你的时间在这里。 |
| 139 | You did it in one minute | 你一分钟就做到了 |
| 140 | 56 seconds everybody | 每个人56秒 |
| 141 | From Boris Johnson | 来自鲍里斯·约翰逊 |
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