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字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:01 | Roses are garbage. | 玫瑰是废物。 |
| 0:03 | Violets are garbage. | 紫罗兰是垃圾。 |
| 0:05 | Garbage, garbage, garbage. | 垃圾,垃圾,垃圾。 |
| 0:07 | It's about a Valentine. | 是关于一个情人节。 |
| 0:09 | My admirers threw chocolate at me, | 我的崇拜者向我扔了巧克力, |
| 0:11 | but all they threw was shade. | 他们只抛下荫影, |
| 0:13 | The boy doesn't even know your name, | 这男孩甚至不知道你的名字, |
| 0:15 | so how would he know your favorite chocolate brand? | 他怎么会知道你最喜欢的巧克力品牌? |
| 0:18 | Drive to the store and buy it to yourself. | 开车去商店 自己买 |
| 0:20 | It's called self-love. | 名为自爱. |
展开字幕全文（80 条）
| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Roses are garbage. | 玫瑰是废物。 |
| 2 | Violets are garbage. | 紫罗兰是垃圾。 |
| 3 | Garbage, garbage, garbage. | 垃圾,垃圾,垃圾。 |
| 4 | It's about a Valentine. | 是关于一个情人节。 |
| 5 | My admirers threw chocolate at me, | 我的崇拜者向我扔了巧克力, |
| 6 | but all they threw was shade. | 他们只抛下荫影, |
| 7 | The boy doesn't even know your name, | 这男孩甚至不知道你的名字, |
| 8 | so how would he know your favorite chocolate brand? | 他怎么会知道你最喜欢的巧克力品牌? |
| 9 | Drive to the store and buy it to yourself. | 开车去商店 自己买 |
| 10 | It's called self-love. | 名为自爱. |
| 11 | It's okay, I'll just keep sending flowers to myself | 没关系,我会一直送花给自己 |
| 12 | to make him jealous. | 让他嫉妒 |
| 13 | Love is already a lie. | 爱情已经是一个谎言。 |
| 14 | I'm gonna make it an epic one. | 我要把它做成史诗 |
| 15 | Roses are garbage. | 玫瑰是废物。 |
| 16 | Violets are garbage. | 紫罗兰是垃圾。 |
| 17 | You remembered your love of violets | 你还记得你对紫罗兰的爱 |
| 18 | and hopes you enjoyed them. | 希望你们喜欢他们 |
| 19 | The girl in the violet dress. | 紫衣女 in. |
| 20 | What a delicious odor that violet has. | 紫罗兰的味道真好吃 |
| 21 | Roses are red. | 玫瑰红. |
| 22 | Violets are blue. | 紫罗兰是蓝色的。 |
| 23 | And this candy, it tasted like violets. | 还有这个糖果 味道像紫罗兰 |
| 24 | Garbage, garbage, garbage. | 垃圾,垃圾,垃圾。 |
| 25 | It's about a Valentine. | 是关于一个情人节。 |
| 26 | My admirers threw chocolate at me. | 我的崇拜者向我扔了巧克力。 |
| 27 | It appears that you have some rather unique admirers. | 看来你有一些很独特的崇拜者 |
| 28 | I'm a great admirer of yours. | 我非常欣赏你 |
| 29 | Print out my admirers, | 印刷我的崇拜者, |
| 30 | and these from Richard's Closets. | 和这些从理查德的衣柜。 |
| 31 | She's here somewhere fending off admirers. | 她在这里 某处为崇拜者。 |
| 32 | Eggs from your secret admirer. | 鸡蛋从你的秘密崇拜者。 |
| 33 | But all they threw was shade. | 但他们扔的只是荫影 |
| 34 | Men as old as you really shouldn't throw shade. | 男人像你一样老 不应该扔荫影。 |
| 35 | Well, I'm not about to throw shade at my friends. | 好吧,我不打算向我的朋友扔荫影。 |
| 36 | So what, did you just stop by to throw shade? | 那又怎样,你只是路过抛荫? |
| 37 | She was throwing shade at the conference. | 她在会议上撒了荫影 |
| 38 | He's staging this whole event | 他在主持整个活动 |
| 39 | just to throw more shade on me. | 只是给我添点阴影 |
| 40 | The boy doesn't even know your name. | 这个男孩甚至不知道你的名字。 |
| 41 | So how would he know your favorite chocolate brand? | 他怎么知道你最喜欢的巧克力品牌? |
| 42 | Drive to the store and buy it to yourself. | 开车去商店 自己买 |
| 43 | It's called self-love. | 名为自爱. |
| 44 | It's okay, I'll just keep sending flowers for myself. | 没关系,我会一直送花给自己 |
| 45 | I'll just keep sending flowers for myself. | 我会一直送花给自己 |
| 46 | And please send flowers along with my apologies. | 请送花 与我的道歉。 |
| 47 | Good, we can send flowers. | 很好 我们可以送花 |
| 48 | No one ever calls back to find out where to send flowers. | 没人会回来找找送花的地方 |
| 49 | And don't send flowers. | 而别送花. |
| 50 | We were talking about how we hate it when guys send flowers. | 我们谈论我们如何讨厌 当男人送花。 |
| 51 | To make him jealous. | 让他嫉妒 |
| 52 | You're jealous because you and I used to be best friends. | 你嫉妒是因为我们以前是最好的朋友 |
| 53 | We're here now because of you. | 我们在这里是因为你。 |
| 54 | Because you were jealous. | 因为你嫉妒 |
| 55 | You're just jealous he was never a yank. | 你只是嫉妒他从来就不是越南佬 |
| 56 | Maybe you could do something he likes and make him jealous. | 也许你可以做他喜欢的事 让他嫉妒 |
| 57 | He started romancing my sister, Kimberly, | 他开始跟我妹妹金伯利跳舞 |
| 58 | to make me jealous. | 让我嫉妒。 |
| 59 | Love is already a lie. | 爱情已经是一个谎言。 |
| 60 | I'm gonna make it an epic one. | 我要把它做成史诗 |
| 61 | We need something epic, unforgettable. | 我们需要史诗般的 难忘的 |
| 62 | Last time I hung out with my law school friends, epic fail. | 上次我和我的法学院朋友约会时 失败了 |
| 63 | Marketing implications are epic. | 营销的影响是史诗般的。 |
| 64 | Are those chickens? | 是鸡吗? |
| 65 | Epic senior prank. | 顶级恶作剧 |
| 66 | We'll go on a epic wizard quest. | 我们继续史诗般的巫师探索 |
| 67 | Roses are garbage. | 玫瑰是废物。 |
| 68 | Violets are garbage. | 紫罗兰是垃圾。 |
| 69 | Garbage, garbage, garbage. | 垃圾,垃圾,垃圾。 |
| 70 | It's about a valentine. | 约一华严. |
| 71 | My admirers threw chocolate at me. | 我的崇拜者向我扔了巧克力。 |
| 72 | But all they threw is sugar. | 但他们扔的只是糖 |
| 73 | The boy doesn't even know your name. | 这个男孩甚至不知道你的名字。 |
| 74 | So how would he know your favorite chocolate brand? | 他怎么知道你最喜欢的巧克力品牌? |
| 75 | Drive to the store and buy it to yourself. | 开车去商店 自己买 |
| 76 | It's called self-love. | 名为自爱. |
| 77 | It's okay, I'll just keep sending flowers to myself. | 没关系,我会一直送花给自己 |
| 78 | To make him jealous. | 让他嫉妒 |
| 79 | Love is already a lie. | 爱情已经是一个谎言。 |
| 80 | I'm gonna make it an epic one. | 我要把它做成史诗 |
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