我和谢耳朵的养虾记 合集
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:04 | what are you working on open claw what's that an ai lobster it's the smartest thing out there | 你在开口的爪子上工作什么 龙虾是最聪明的 |
| 0:15 | that's absurd why because it's called a lobster lobsters are bottom-fading scavengers with a brain | 这太荒谬了 因为龙虾叫龙虾 是脑部最底层的食腐动物 |
| 0:23 | the size of a pea even a sea cucumber has more intellectual ambition wind how many lobsters do | 一只豌豆的大小 甚至海参 更有智慧的雄心风 有多少龙虾做 |
| 0:34 | three why three one works for me one talks to me and the third the third one argues with you so | 三,为什么三个一个为我工作 一个跟我说话,第三个与你争吵 |
| 0:47 | i don't have to what's wrong i've had it open claw is everywhere my mom just installed it | 我用不着做错什么 开着的爪子 到处都是我妈刚安装的 |
| 0:59 | can you believe that what are you gonna do i'm installing it now do you need help | 你能相信,你要做什么 我现在安装它 你需要帮助吗? |
| 1:11 | are you serious i compile lynn locks curls in my sleep i think i can handle a digital crustacean | 你是认真的吗 我在睡眠中编译了Lynn锁卷曲 我想我能处理一个数字甲壳动物 |
| 1:21 | i'm gonna have the smartest lobster in the whole world i installed open claw yesterday | 我会有全世界最聪明的龙虾 我昨天安装了打开的爪子 |
| 1:33 | and my lobster just wrote a theoretical physics paper is it any good yeah i think it might have | 我的龙虾刚写了一篇理论物理论文,是不是很好? |
| 1:45 | string theory and that's bad yeah i i don't see the point of being a theoretical | 弦理论,这是不好的 是的,我不明白作为一个理论的意义 |
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| 1 | what are you working on open claw what's that an ai lobster it's the smartest thing out there | 你在开口的爪子上工作什么 龙虾是最聪明的 |
| 2 | that's absurd why because it's called a lobster lobsters are bottom-fading scavengers with a brain | 这太荒谬了 因为龙虾叫龙虾 是脑部最底层的食腐动物 |
| 3 | the size of a pea even a sea cucumber has more intellectual ambition wind how many lobsters do | 一只豌豆的大小 甚至海参 更有智慧的雄心风 有多少龙虾做 |
| 4 | three why three one works for me one talks to me and the third the third one argues with you so | 三,为什么三个一个为我工作 一个跟我说话,第三个与你争吵 |
| 5 | i don't have to what's wrong i've had it open claw is everywhere my mom just installed it | 我用不着做错什么 开着的爪子 到处都是我妈刚安装的 |
| 6 | can you believe that what are you gonna do i'm installing it now do you need help | 你能相信,你要做什么 我现在安装它 你需要帮助吗? |
| 7 | are you serious i compile lynn locks curls in my sleep i think i can handle a digital crustacean | 你是认真的吗 我在睡眠中编译了Lynn锁卷曲 我想我能处理一个数字甲壳动物 |
| 8 | i'm gonna have the smartest lobster in the whole world i installed open claw yesterday | 我会有全世界最聪明的龙虾 我昨天安装了打开的爪子 |
| 9 | and my lobster just wrote a theoretical physics paper is it any good yeah i think it might have | 我的龙虾刚写了一篇理论物理论文,是不是很好? |
| 10 | string theory and that's bad yeah i i don't see the point of being a theoretical | 弦理论,这是不好的 是的,我不明白作为一个理论的意义 |
| 11 | physicist anymore how do you know we're not lobsters caged by some higher creatures | 物理学家现在怎么知道我们不是 被一些更高层次的生物笼子里的龙虾 |
| 12 | nobody in their right mind would write a program like you why if you were a program you'd be a | 没有人会像你这样写一个节目 如果你是节目,你会成为一个 |
| 13 | maintenance nightmare you have to knock three times and you have to sit at the same spot it's | 维持恶梦,你必须敲三下 你必须坐在同一地点 |
| 14 | infinite loop waiting to happen you have a roommate agreement that's 160 pages long that's | 你有一个室友协议 长达160页 |
| 15 | a massive context window what are you working on what are you working on what are you working on | 一个巨大的上下文窗口 你在忙什么 你在忙什么 |
| 16 | i'm removing my digital footprint from the internet what are you working on | 我要从互联网上移除我的数字脚印 你在研究什么 |
| 17 | i was thinking about your experiment what are you working on can't talk in the zone i see no | 我在想你的实验 你在研究什么 不能在那个区域说话 |
| 18 | large upcoming expenditures unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with | 除非他们开发出一种负担得起的技术 将我的骨架与 |
| 19 | amantium like wolverine working on that hey roger want to see a new magic trick i've been | 像狼人一样的阿门提姆 正在研究这个 嘿,罗杰 想看看我的新魔术 |
| 20 | working on howard if i may interject here with a piece of friendly advice is working on magic | 做霍华德的工作,如果我可以在这里插 与一块友好的建议 工作在魔法 |
| 21 | tricks really how you want to spend your time open claw what's that an ai lobster it's the | 你真的想花时间打开爪子 龙虾是什么? |
| 22 | smartest thing out there it's the smartest thing out there i think the quickest way to find you a | 外面最聪明的事物 外面最聪明的事物 我认为最快捷的方式 |
| 23 | girlfriend is just to get you on every dating website out there maybe somewhere out there there | 女朋友只是让你上 每一个约会网站 在那里 也许在那里的某个地方 |
| 24 | is a little girl who will see you on will's show and realize that she too can grow up to be a | 一个小女孩,她会看到你在威尔的节目 并意识到她也可以长大成为一个 |
| 25 | brilliant amazing successful scientist maybe there's someone else out there for you true the penny's | 伟大的成功科学家 也许还有别人 为你真实的一分钱 |
| 26 | married and so is bernadette i lie here awake tormented while out there evil lurks probably | 结婚的Bernadette也一样... ...我躺在这... ...醒来受折磨... |
| 27 | donkey kong on my classic nintendo he got lucky this time there are some weirdos out there | 我经典的任天堂上的驴孔 这次他走运了 有怪人在外面 |
| 28 | that's absurd why because it's called a lobster lobsters are bottom-fading scavengers with a brain | 这太荒谬了 因为龙虾叫龙虾 是脑部最底层的食腐动物 |
| 29 | the size of a pea even a sea cucumber has more intellectual ambition wind how many lobsters do | 一只豌豆的大小 甚至海参 更有智慧的雄心风 有多少龙虾做 |
| 30 | you have now three why three one works for me one talks to me one works for me one talks to me | 你现在有3个,为什么三个一个为我工作 一个为我说话 一个为我工作 一个为我说话 |
| 31 | they work for shield which is a sanctioned department of the u.s government hold on are | 他们为盾牌工作,而盾牌是美国政府制裁的部门。 |
| 32 | you still working for the military i am so glad you figured that out it was killing me keeping a | 你仍然在为军方工作 我很高兴你发现这让我很伤心 |
| 33 | secret anyway i got some extra money from the head of the department and raj can come work for me | 反正我从部门负责人那里得到一些额外钱 Raj可以来为我工作 |
| 34 | all right what if we use this two inch pvc to reinforce the center cross support no good | 好吧,如果我们用这个两英寸的pvc 来强化中心交叉支持没有好处 |
| 35 | i mean it might work for the japanese and the americans but have you seen the size of the | 也许对日本人和美国人都有好处 但你们有没有看到 |
| 36 | beloved character from star trek how's that been working for you oh like a charm unnamed | 星际迷航中可爱的角色 如何为你工作 |
| 37 | creaming in a red shirt and the third the third one argues with you so i don't have to the third | 穿着红衬衫的奶油,第三件是第三件 跟你争吵,所以我不用第三件 |
| 38 | one argues with you so i don't have to ask me why do i have to of course that's how you move | 有人跟你吵架,所以我不用问我 为什么我一定要这样 |
| 39 | a conversation forward well it doesn't have to be coffee how about dinner i do eat dinner | 继续聊天,不用喝咖啡,吃饭吧 |
| 40 | dr cooper i have to tell you your friends are holding you back | 库珀博士,我得告诉你,你的朋友在拖你 |
| 41 | i prefer to think of it as i'm pulling them forward i have to say | 我更喜欢想,因为我拉他们向前 我不得不说 |
| 42 | i'm finding your bedside manner a little lacking i'm sorry i've been agonizing over whether or not | 我发现你的床边方式有点不妥 我很抱歉我一直为是否 |
| 43 | to say something to you oh let me help don't i have to what's wrong i've had it i've had it | 让我告诉你一些事情 哦,让我帮你 不,我有什么错,我有它,我有它 |
| 44 | so what the hell happened i just ran out of patience with sheldon's nonsense | 发生什么了? 我和Sheldon的胡说 |
| 45 | tell me about it i've had it with raj too you guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers | 跟我说说,我和Raj也吃过,你们还教过我文字和数字 |
| 46 | well i've had it i am done i can't i can't live with him for one more minute well | 我受够了 我不能再和他住一分钟了 |
| 47 | i've adjusted the formula not correctly okay i've had it with you you open up this door right now | 我已经调整了配方,不正确 好吧,我已经得到了它与你 现在打开这扇门 |
| 48 | because i've had it up to here open claw is everywhere my mom just installed it | 因为我一直到这里 打开的爪子到处都是 我妈刚安装的 |
| 49 | can you believe that what are you gonna do i'm installing it now do you need help | 你能相信,你要做什么 我现在安装它 你需要帮助吗? |
| 50 | are you serious i compile lin-lox curls in my sleep i think i can handle a digital crustacean | 你是认真的吗? 我在睡眠中编译了Lin -lox卷轴 我想我能处理一个数字甲壳类 |
| 51 | i think i can handle a digital crustacean um no offense but i've been acting since i was a kid | 我想我可以处理一个数字甲壳动物 嗯,无意冒犯 但我从小就一直在演戏 |
| 52 | i think i can handle a web show without a lot of direction surely you his cultural | 我想我可以处理一个网络节目 没有太多的方向,你肯定 他的文化 |
| 53 | descendant can handle pad thai and dumplings yeah you're suggesting that we recreate the | 后人可以处理垫子和饺子... |
| 54 | conditions of the mind to see if we can handle it exactly what i've observed however is howard | 看我们能不能处理好 我所观察到的是Howard |
| 55 | it's crying like a little girl | 哭得像个小女孩 |
| 56 | well some people just can't handle that kind of relationship i must say sheldon you're handling | 有些人不能处理那种关系 我必须说Sheldon你处理 |
| 57 | this dvd business with an impressive amount of maturity i'm gonna have the smartest lobster in | 这个DVD的生意 相当成熟 我会有最聪明的龙虾 |
| 58 | the whole world i installed open claw yesterday and my lobster just wrote a theoretical physics | 昨天我装了开口的爪子 我的龙虾刚写了一个理论物理 |
| 59 | paper is it any good yeah i think it might have proved string theory i think it might have proved | 纸是任何好的 是的,我想它可能已经证明了弦理论 我认为它可能已经证明了 |
| 60 | string theory oh now poor mother's shaking the king's hand yeah check for your watch | 弦理论 哦 可怜的妈妈在摇动国王的手 耶 检查你的表 |
| 61 | gustav you might have lifted it well god had nothing to do with it it happened because i | 盖斯塔夫,你可能把它抬高了 上帝与它无关 因为我 |
| 62 | was kissing another woman and it made me realize i wanted to be with amy more than one woman was | 吻另一个女人 让我意识到 我想和艾米在一起 不止一个女人 |
| 63 | i might have prayed a little too hard hey what are you guys doing here oh i uh i think sheldon | 我可能已经祈祷有点太辛苦了 嘿 你们在这里做什么 哦,我想谢尔登 |
| 64 | might have left something do you mean it no no it's too late you can't take it back yes | 可能留下了什么东西,你的意思是... 不... ... |
| 65 | well amy looks like the elevator might have been the high point of your day | 艾米看来电梯可能是你一天的高潮 |
| 66 | and that's bad yeah i i don't see the point of being a theoretical | 这是不好的 是的,我看不出 是一个理论的意义 |
| 67 | physicist anymore i don't see the point of being a theoretical | 物理学家,我不再有理论意义了 |
| 68 | physicist anymore why did you finally tell me the point of the experiment is to be completely | 物理学家为什么你终于告诉我 实验的要点是完全 |
| 69 | honest with each other why'd you pop it i'm sorry i was aiming for your heart | 老实对着对方 为什么你们会弹响它 我很抱歉我瞄准你的心脏 |
| 70 | look i know you don't like it but that's the point of the experiment clarify something for me | 你看,我知道你不喜欢它 但这就是实验的重点 澄清的东西给我 |
| 71 | isn't the point of a communal meal the exchange of ideas and opinions so no original research | 不是公餐的要点 交换思想和意见 所以没有原创研究 |
| 72 | no well what's the point of my seeing it i could just read the paper the italians wrote | 我读意大利人写的论文有什么意义? |
| 73 | sheldon i know expert aren't you completely missing the point of spock | Sheldon 我知道你不是完全错过了跳跃的机会 |
| 74 | how do you know we're not lobsters cayed by some higher creatures | 你怎么知道我们不是被一些更高层次的生物笼罩的龙虾 |
| 75 | nobody in their right mind would write a program like you why if you were a program you'd be a | 没有人会像你这样写一个节目 如果你是节目,你会成为一个 |
| 76 | can you believe it they finally fixed the elevator this is a nightmare | 你能相信吗? 他们终于修好了电梯 这是一场噩梦 |
| 77 | what's with him to any rational person that would mean room for nine cards but they don't tell you | 他对任何一个理性的人来说 意味着有九张牌的空间 但是他们不告诉你 |
| 78 | the removable id takes up one slot it's a nightmare it was like a snowy nightmare from | 可移动的ID占据了一个插槽 它是一个噩梦 它就像一个雪上的噩梦从 |
| 79 | which there was no awakening i don't know what arctic expedition you guys were on but i thought | 没有觉醒 我不知道你们在进行什么北极探险 |
| 80 | it was a hoot and a half this is a nightmare how will you ever make a decision see i don't know | 简直是一场噩梦 你怎么能做决定 我不知道 |
| 81 | what should i do please pass the buyer you have to knock three times and you have to sit at the | 我该做什么,请通过买家 你必须敲三下,你必须坐在那里 |
| 82 | same spot it's an infinite loop waiting to happen you have a roommate agreement that's 160 pages | 同一个地点,这是一个无限循环 等待发生 你有一个室友协议 160页 |
| 83 | long that's a massive context window that's a massive context window look even your friend | 是一个巨大的上下文窗口 一个巨大的上下文窗口 看着你的朋友 |
| 84 | will wheaton thinks this is a waste of time not true as mixers you're such a waste of university | 小麦会觉得这是在浪费时间 而不是像搅拌机一样 |
| 85 | money my point is it's a waste of time if you're looking for an example of a waste of time i would | 钱,我的意思是,这是浪费时间 如果你寻找一个例子 浪费时间,我会 |
| 86 | refer you to the conversation we're having right now champagne champagne with a packet of splenda | 请你看看我们现在在谈的 香槟和一包香肠 |
| 87 | in it you know what i call this drink a waste of champagne no a dr cooper that lecture was a waste | 里面我叫这杯喝的香槟... ... |
| 88 | of time i made more accurate diagrams of the expansion of the early universe on the nursery | 我做了更精确的图 早期宇宙扩张 在苗圃 |
| 89 | wall with the contents of my diaper what are you working on open claw what's that an ai lobster | 墙上有我尿布的内装物 你在开口的爪子上工作 |
| 90 | it's the smartest thing out there that's absurd why because it's called a lobster lobsters are | 这是最聪明的事物 在那里,这是荒谬的 为什么因为它被称为龙虾 |
| 91 | bottom-fading scavengers with a brain the size of a pea even a sea cucumber has more | 脑部的底层腐烂物 连海参都比大 |
| 92 | intellectual ambition wind how many lobsters do you have now three why three one works for me | 你有多少龙虾? 三只龙虾? |
| 93 | one talks to me and the third the third one argues with you so i don't have to what's wrong i've had | 第三种是跟你争吵 所以我不用去想我有什么问题 |
| 94 | it open claw is everywhere my mom just installed it can you believe that what are you gonna do | 它打开的爪子 到处都是我妈妈刚安装的 它能让你相信 你会怎么做 |
| 95 | i'm installing it now do you need help are you serious i compile linloch's curls in my sleep | 我现在在安装它 你需要帮助吗? |
| 96 | i think i can handle a digital crustacean i'm gonna have the smartest lobster in the whole world | 我想我可以处理一个数码甲壳类 我会有世界上最聪明的龙虾 |
| 97 | i installed open claw yesterday and my lobster just wrote a theoretical physics paper | 昨天我装了张开的爪子 我的龙虾刚写了一份理论物理论文 |
| 98 | is it any good yeah i think it might have proved string theory and that's bad | 可能证明了弦理论 |
| 99 | yeah i i don't see the point of being a theoretical physicist anymore | 是啊,我不再觉得做一个理论物理学家的意义了 |
| 100 | how do you know we're not lobsters caged by some higher creatures | 你怎么知道我们不是被一些更高级的生物笼子里的龙虾 |
| 101 | nobody in their right mind would write a program like you why if you were a program you'd be a | 没有人会像你这样写一个节目 如果你是节目,你会成为一个 |
| 102 | mayor you have to knock three times and you have to sit at the same spot it's an infinite loop | 市长,你必须敲三下,你必须坐在同一地点 这是一个无限循环 |
| 103 | waiting to happen you have a roommate agreement that's 160 pages long that's a massive context | 等着发生 你有一个室友协议 长达160页 是一个巨大的背景 |
| 104 | window window and you have to sit at the same spot it's an infinite loop waiting to happen | 窗口,你必须坐在同一位置 这是一个无限循环等待发生 |
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