【MrBeast官方】$1美元vs$1千万美元工作
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | I'm about to work this 10 million dollar job as a professional athlete. | 我准备做这个1000万美元的工作 作为一个职业运动员。 |
| 0:04 | And I'm going to show you the difference between this and getting paid $200,000 to be an astronaut. | 我要向你们展示这与获得20万美金作为宇航员的区别。 |
| 0:09 | This is insane. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 0:11 | Getting paid $100,000 to dig a real dinosaur boat. | 得到10万美元 挖真正的恐龙船。 |
| 0:14 | Oh my god! | 天呐! |
| 0:16 | And so many other jobs. | 还有很多其他工作 |
| 0:17 | Starting with the lowest paying job I could find, gold panning. | 从我能找到的薪水最低的工作开始 金盆洗手 |
| 0:20 | That can make us little less $1 a year. | 这可以让我们每年少一点一美元。 |
| 0:23 | But we're going to make millions. | 但我们会赚上千万 |
| 0:24 | Statistically not. | 统计上没有。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | I'm about to work this 10 million dollar job as a professional athlete. | 我准备做这个1000万美元的工作 作为一个职业运动员。 |
| 2 | And I'm going to show you the difference between this and getting paid $200,000 to be an astronaut. | 我要向你们展示这与获得20万美金作为宇航员的区别。 |
| 3 | This is insane. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 4 | Getting paid $100,000 to dig a real dinosaur boat. | 得到10万美元 挖真正的恐龙船。 |
| 5 | Oh my god! | 天呐! |
| 6 | And so many other jobs. | 还有很多其他工作 |
| 7 | Starting with the lowest paying job I could find, gold panning. | 从我能找到的薪水最低的工作开始 金盆洗手 |
| 8 | That can make us little less $1 a year. | 这可以让我们每年少一点一美元。 |
| 9 | But we're going to make millions. | 但我们会赚上千万 |
| 10 | Statistically not. | 统计上没有。 |
| 11 | Basically, gold panners put dirt in this mechanism. | 基本上,金罐子将泥土放进这个机制. |
| 12 | And with enough shaking and water, all of the gold is filtered out to the bottom. | 加上足够的震动和水,所有的金子都被过滤到底部. |
| 13 | But it's not very easy. | 但是这并不容易。 |
| 14 | Because after five hours of searching, I was definitely not rich. | 因为经过五个小时的搜索 我绝对不有钱 |
| 15 | Oh boy! | 天呐! |
| 16 | I found gold! | 我找到黄金了! |
| 17 | No! | 没有! |
| 18 | How much does that little nugget work? | 这个小东西能卖多少钱? |
| 19 | That is... | 这是... |
| 20 | 2 cents. | 二钱. |
| 21 | Exactly my point. | 正是我的观点。 |
| 22 | You can do this for a whole year and only make a dollar. | 你可以做一年,只赚一块钱。 |
| 23 | But luckily for us, we're going to be working jobs that pay over $10 million per year. | 但幸运的是,我们将是 工作,每年支付超过1000万美元。 |
| 24 | But first, let's see what it's like to work a job that pays $100,000 per year. | 但是,首先,让我们看看一个每年支付10万美元的工作是什么感觉. |
| 25 | Digging up dinosaur bones for a museum. | 挖掘恐龙骨作为博物馆. |
| 26 | And yes, these are fake because they're all dead. | 是的,这些是假的,因为他们都死了。 |
| 27 | So this is just one of our pits. | 所以,这只是我们的一个坑。 |
| 28 | Are these actually dinosaur bones? | 这些真的是恐龙骨吗? |
| 29 | They are. | 他们是。 |
| 30 | I've been here 17 years. | 我在这里17年了。 |
| 31 | This is easily the largest bone that I've ever worked on in my career. | 这是我职业生涯中最大的骨头 |
| 32 | This is your thigh bone right here. | 这是你的大腿骨 |
| 33 | And it's over four feet tall. | 且高四尺许. |
| 34 | For comparison, here's that dinosaur. | 相比之下,这是恐龙。 |
| 35 | Next to six corals stacked on top of each other. | 旁有六珊瑚堆叠于彼之上. |
| 36 | Keep in mind, I'm 65. | 记住,我65岁了。 |
| 37 | These are mini jackhammers, essentially. | 这些是迷你大锤 |
| 38 | Hey, you're doing it. | 嘿,你这样做。 |
| 39 | He has no idea what he's doing. | 他根本不知道自己在做什么。 他不知道自己在做什么。 |
| 40 | He has no idea. | 他不知道,他不会的 |
| 41 | Now, this may come as a surprise, but we are God awful at this. | 现在,这可能是一个惊喜, 但我们是上帝可怕的这一点。 |
| 42 | Whoops. | 呜呼. |
| 43 | Be careful. | 小心点 |
| 44 | It took us five hours to make any progress whatsoever. | 我们花了五个小时才取得任何进展。 |
| 45 | But even with us holding him back with the help of the expert, | 但是即使我们用专家的帮助把他拖回去 |
| 46 | we were getting somewhere. | 我们得到了一些东西。 |
| 47 | This is easily the largest bone that I've ever worked on in my career. | 这是我职业生涯中最大的骨头 |
| 48 | And you let me and Carl touch that? | 你让我和卡尔碰它? |
| 49 | Absolutely. | 当然 |
| 50 | What have we messed it up? | 我们搞错了什么? |
| 51 | Josh, how much does this weigh? | 乔希,这个重多少? |
| 52 | Probably going to be two to 50 pounds. | 大概是两到五十磅 |
| 53 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 54 | Now, because this bone is so ancient, | 因为这个骨头太古老了 |
| 55 | we have to cover it in a cast before we pick it up. | 我们必须把它覆盖在 铸造之前,我们把它捡起来。 |
| 56 | Or else, it could literally break in half. | 否则,它可能 字面上裂成两半。 |
| 57 | Let's hope it doesn't fall apart when we lift it. | 希望它不会在抬起它时崩溃 |
| 58 | One, two, three. | 一二三时. |
| 59 | I win, baby. | 我赢了,宝贝。 |
| 60 | Good job. | 干得不错 |
| 61 | This is the first time any humans have ever carried this bone. | 这是人类第一次携带这种骨头. |
| 62 | Run to the table. | 跑到桌子那边去 |
| 63 | One, two, three. | 一二三时. |
| 64 | And believe it or not, this dinosaur bone did find its way into a museum. | 信不信由你 这恐龙骨头确实进入了博物馆 |
| 65 | But because museums are boring, | 但因为博物馆很无聊 |
| 66 | let's head over to the $200,000 job. | 让我们去20万美元的工作。 |
| 67 | Astronaut training with NASA. | 航天局的宇航员训练 |
| 68 | And my first mission learned to drive the official lunar rover. | 我的第一个任务就是驾驶官方的月球车 |
| 69 | This is what will one day be on the moon. | 有一天,月亮会这样 |
| 70 | Yeah, this is how we're going to get around the surface of the moon. | 是啊,这就是我们如何绕过月球表面。 |
| 71 | Why are they letting me drive this? | 他们为什么让我开这个? |
| 72 | Open the door! | 开门! |
| 73 | How do I work this thing? | 我该怎么操作这个东西? |
| 74 | Push forward on the stick. | 推进棒上. |
| 75 | Right now? | 现在? |
| 76 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 77 | Go for it. | 来啊 |
| 78 | Push forward. | 推进. |
| 79 | Whoa! | 哗! |
| 80 | Okay, let's go. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 81 | I'm scared. | 我吓坏了。 |
| 82 | You got it. | 没问题 |
| 83 | Oh, this is amazing. | 哦,这是惊人的。 |
| 84 | Go ahead and twist. | 继续扭 |
| 85 | To the right. | 向右转 |
| 86 | 左右 or. | |
| 87 | Oh my god, they're cars. | 哦,我的上帝,他们是汽车。 |
| 88 | Is this street legal? | 这条街合法吗? |
| 89 | Uh, street legal around here. | 嗯,街道法律在这里。 |
| 90 | Oh, this is amazing. | 哦,这是惊人的。 |
| 91 | Are we driving sideways? | 我们开着车吗? |
| 92 | I haven't figured out how to straight it yet. | 我还没想好怎么解决呢 |
| 93 | And even though I had no clue what I was doing, | 尽管我不知道自己在做什么 |
| 94 | I still managed to get us to NASA's lunar training yard. | 我仍然设法把我们带到了NASA的月球训练场. |
| 95 | Where the real test is going to be. | 真正的考验会在哪里 |
| 96 | Oh, we're off roading. | 哦,我们离开道路。 |
| 97 | Oh, my god. | 天呐 |
| 98 | Oh, this is getting bumpy. | 哦,这越来越颠簸。 |
| 99 | You're going to have to drive it down this hill. | 汝等得开此山下. |
| 100 | Is there seat belts in this thing? | 这东西有安全带吗? |
| 101 | There's a seat belt we don't use right there. | 我们这里没有安全带 |
| 102 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 103 | They've got seat belts they don't use. | 他们有安全带 他们不使用。 |
| 104 | That's, that's helpful. | 这很有帮助 |
| 105 | Whoa, that's way too steep. | 哇,这太陡了。 |
| 106 | Oh, no way. | 哦,没有办法。 |
| 107 | We're really going down. | 我们真的要下去了 |
| 108 | Can I get that seat belt now? | 我现在可以拿安全带了吗? |
| 109 | Oh my god! | 天呐! |
| 110 | We're going down the hillside, which I'll go. | 我们要下山坡,我去 |
| 111 | Lift your hand so they can see how I'm driving. | 举起你的手,让他们看到我的驾驶方式 |
| 112 | He's actually left. | 他实际上离开了。 |
| 113 | I'll get it up and let Nick sit there. | 我会把它拿起来 让尼克坐在那里。 |
| 114 | Go sideways in the crater. | 在陨石坑边上走 |
| 115 | Sure. | 当然 |
| 116 | Hold me, Kyle. | 抱着我,凯尔。 |
| 117 | Hold me. | 抱着我。 |
| 118 | Landon, I'm just going to say you wouldn't | 兰登,我只想说 你不会 |
| 119 | survive on the moon. | 在月球上生存下来 |
| 120 | I reckon I could do it. | 我想我可以做到这一点。 |
| 121 | Next in training, NASA showed me around | 接下来在训练中,NASA带我四处转转 |
| 122 | their enormous space facility. | 他们巨大的空间设施。 |
| 123 | This is the second largest pool on Earth. | 这是地球上第二大游泳池. |
| 124 | Which I'll be honest, it just felt like they were flexing | 老实说,我感觉他们很灵活 |
| 125 | on me, especially when they showed me the space. | 特别是当他们给我展示空间的时候 |
| 126 | As far as anybody's concerned, | 至于任何人, |
| 127 | once you try on a space suit, you're an astronaut. | 一旦你尝试了太空服, 你是一个宇航员。 |
| 128 | But of course, there was a catch. | 但当然有收获 |
| 129 | When you go on a spacewalk, you have to wear a diaper. | 当你去太空漫步时, 你必须穿尿布。 |
| 130 | You're in the suit for 12 hours. | 你穿西装12小时 |
| 131 | Wow, there you go. | 哇,你来了。 |
| 132 | They get an actual real adult diaper, okay. | 他们得到一个真正的成人尿布,好吗。 |
| 133 | So be careful. | 所以小心点 |
| 134 | This is a space artifact. | 这是太空文物 |
| 135 | It's flown on the space shuttle several times. | 它在航天飞机上飞行了好几次. |
| 136 | So real astronauts have worn this. | 真正的宇航员都穿了这个 |
| 137 | Keep in mind that astronaut peed in this. | 记住宇航员在这里面撒尿 |
| 138 | Have you peed in the suit? | 你尿在西装里了吗? |
| 139 | I not in the suit. | 我没穿西装 |
| 140 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 141 | When's the next mission? | 下个任务是什么时候? |
| 142 | What are you doing a year from now? | 一年后你在做什么? |
| 143 | I can make time. | 我可以让时间。 |
| 144 | Okay, okay. | 好,好,好,我们走 |
| 145 | And the final step of my training | 我训练的最后一步 |
| 146 | was the craziest thing I've ever done. | 是我做过的最疯狂的事 |
| 147 | They were going to let me touch the moon. | 他们让我摸月亮 |
| 148 | Now, now, being back into it was always 9,000 pounds. | 现在,现在,回到它总是9000磅。 |
| 149 | This way is 9,000 pounds. | 这边9000磅 |
| 150 | This is the largest flexion of the moon rocks | 这是月球岩石最大的弹性 |
| 151 | on display anywhere in the world. | 在世界上任何地方展出。 |
| 152 | I can't believe they let us do this. | 我不敢相信他们会让我们这么做 |
| 153 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 154 | This is just shirt up on the moon. | 这简直是月亮上的衬衫 |
| 155 | What are the odds you'll have me touch the genesis rock? | 你让我碰起源岩的可能性有多大? |
| 156 | Zero. | 零点 |
| 157 | That's today, we dug up a dinosaur puzzle. | 今天我们挖出了恐龙谜题 |
| 158 | So I'm an expert in this kind of stuff. | 所以我是这方面的专家。 |
| 159 | Can I touch it? | 我能摸摸吗? |
| 160 | No, I tried. | 不 我试过了 |
| 161 | This material here is actually a lunar soil. | 这里的材料其实是月球土壤. |
| 162 | You're actually touching the moon right now. | 你现在正在摸月亮 |
| 163 | Oh, that's wild. | 哦,这是野性的。 |
| 164 | So that tube has dirt from the moon, | 那管子有月亮的泥土 |
| 165 | and it has napted open since it came back. | 它从回来后就一直闭着 |
| 166 | And since you haven't checked in the series, | 既然你还没有查过这系列 |
| 167 | there could be an alien. | 可能还有外星人 |
| 168 | Yes. | 对 |
| 169 | Well, it would be the first from the moon. | 嗯,这将是第一个 从月亮。 |
| 170 | Wait. | 单单 |
| 171 | You guys are lying. | 你们在撒谎 |
| 172 | And after we found out aliens were totally real, | 我们发现外星人是完全真实的 |
| 173 | we headed to the stratosphere for our next job. | 我们要去平流层做下一项工作 |
| 174 | We're Carl and Nolan are going to fly a plane. | 我们是卡尔和诺兰要开飞机了 |
| 175 | I've never flown a plane before. | 我以前从没开过飞机 |
| 176 | We have no idea what we're doing. | 我们不知道我们在做什么。 |
| 177 | Welcome to the first day of flight training. | 欢迎来到飞行训练的第一天 |
| 178 | I'm not joking. | 我没有开玩笑。 |
| 179 | For the boys to somehow fly a real plane, | 为了让孩子们驾驶真正的飞机 |
| 180 | all they have to do is land one time in this flight simulator. | 他们只需要在飞行模拟器中降落一次 |
| 181 | All right, here we have our throttle. | 好吧,这里有我们的油门。 |
| 182 | Pulling it back makes it go slower just like that. | 把它拉回去 让它变慢 |
| 183 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 184 | And after Nolan crashed. | 在诺兰坠毁之后 |
| 185 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 186 | And crashed and crashed. | 坠机坠毁 |
| 187 | You crashed the plane? | 你撞了飞机? |
| 188 | He eventually did land successfully, | 他最终成功着陆 |
| 189 | which for whatever reason gave him the keys | 以任何原因给他钥匙 |
| 190 | to fly this real plane. | 驾驶这架真正的飞机。 |
| 191 | Yeah, I'm freaking out. | 是的,我吓坏了。 |
| 192 | Hey, if you can't do this Nolan, | 嘿,如果你不能做到这一点诺兰, |
| 193 | please, for the love of God, let them know now. | 求你们了 让他们知道 |
| 194 | Oh, oh, my God. | 天呐 |
| 195 | I'm going to fly a plane. | 我要开飞机 |
| 196 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 197 | All right, here we go. | 好了,开始了。 |
| 198 | Here we go. | 开始了 |
| 199 | That's ready as I'll ever be. | 已经准备好了 |
| 200 | GoPro接近60岁 | |
| 201 | I gotta wobbly, but now just go back a little bit. | 我得摇摆一下,但现在只是回去一点点。 |
| 202 | We're taking off. | 我们要走了。 |
| 203 | Hey, oh, my God. | 糑ぱ摆 |
| 204 | You're life is in my hands. | 你的生命掌握在我手中 你的生命掌握在我手中 |
| 205 | He is literally controlling this entire thing. | 他完全控制着这一切 |
| 206 | Yes, he is. | 对,他是。 |
| 207 | All by himself. | 独自一人. |
| 208 | Maybe on this never-custom crash, right? | 也许在这从未海关崩溃,对不对? |
| 209 | Well, watch this. | 好吧,看看这个。 |
| 210 | I'm going to turn right. | 我向右转 |
| 211 | No. | 没有 |
| 212 | Oh, my God, we're sideways. | 哦,我的上帝,我们是一边的。 |
| 213 | I can't believe it. | 不可思议. |
| 214 | I'm controlling this thing. | 我在控制这玩意 |
| 215 | All right, we're going to go over there. | 好吧,我们要去那边。 |
| 216 | If any, we're going to go back and land. | 如果有的话,我们就回去降落 |
| 217 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 218 | I forgot. | 我忘记了。 |
| 219 | That's the one thing. | 这是一件事。 |
| 220 | It's always a challenge for people. | 总是对人的挑战. |
| 221 | All right, I'm descending. | 好吧,我正在下降。 |
| 222 | My mental health is descending also. | 我的精神健康也在下降。 |
| 223 | This is the part I crashed in every time in this simulator. | 这是我每次在这个模拟器中坠落的部分. |
| 224 | Oh, God. | 天呐 |
| 225 | We're going to land right there. | 我们要在那里降落。 |
| 226 | Hop up to that runway. | 跳到跑道上来。 |
| 227 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 228 | We heard. | 我们听说了 |
| 229 | Close. | 关闭。 |
| 230 | Ready? | 准备好了吗? |
| 231 | Oh, keep it fire right down the middle. | 哦,保持它的火 在中间。 |
| 232 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 233 | Easy. | 慢点 |
| 234 | Keep your hands up. | 举手曰. |
| 235 | You got to wait. | 你必须等待。 |
| 236 | Full wrap. | 完全包装。 |
| 237 | Just breathe. | 深呼吸点 |
| 238 | Okay, there we go. | 好了,我们走了。 |
| 239 | We touched ground. | 我们接触了地面。 |
| 240 | You did it, ma'am. | 你做到了,女士。 |
| 241 | I landed a plane. | 我降落了飞机。 |
| 242 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 243 | He said I couldn't do it. | 他说我做不到 |
| 244 | But we're still here. | 但我们仍然在这里。 |
| 245 | Who's genuinely surprised that the job that pays | 谁真正感到惊讶的 工作支付 |
| 246 | $1 million a year is handballing. | 每年100万美元是手球。 |
| 247 | But only if you're one of the highest paid hand models in the world. | 但前提是你是世界上收入最高的手型之一. |
| 248 | She makes five times the average salary of a doctor | 她的工资是医生的五倍 |
| 249 | by letting people take photos of her hands. | 让别人拍她的手的照片 |
| 250 | And her resume is stacked. | 她的履历是堆叠的 |
| 251 | She's hand-model for almost any brand you've ever heard of. | 她是你听过的几乎任何品牌的模特 |
| 252 | Her hands are even insured for $1 million per hand. | 她的双手甚至每只手有100万美元的保险. |
| 253 | I can't wait to see this in action. | 我迫不及待想看到这个行动。 |
| 254 | So to start us off, she examined our hands. | 首先 她检查了我们的手 |
| 255 | I didn't know that today was going to be the day | 我不知道今天会是今天 |
| 256 | that I'd find new insecurities. | 我会发现新的不安全。 |
| 257 | Okay, so immediately I can see the nails need work. | 好吧,所以我立刻可以看到 钉子需要工作。 |
| 258 | Of course. | 当然 |
| 259 | Agreed. | 同意,我同意你的话。 |
| 260 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 261 | How much hair is here compared to a car? | 这里的头发比车要多? |
| 262 | Can I get paid more for that? | 能给我更多的报酬吗? |
| 263 | The skin texture might be better here with these two. | 皮肤的纹理可能比这两个更好 |
| 264 | Can you change me? | 你能改变我吗? |
| 265 | I don't know if I can work miracles. | 我不知道我能不能创造奇迹 |
| 266 | But I haven't seen your hands yet, Jimmy. | 但我还没有看到你的手,吉米。 |
| 267 | My hands are like glow. | 我的手就像发光。 |
| 268 | That's crazy. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 269 | Why are your hands so glossy? | 为什么你的手这么光滑? |
| 270 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 271 | Are my finger structures good? | 我的手指结构好吗? |
| 272 | Yeah, no, they're very good, actually. | 是啊,不,他们是非常好,实际上。 |
| 273 | But again, we've got cuticle issues, skin issues here. | 再说一遍,我们这里有肉质问题 皮肤问题 |
| 274 | But that can all be fixed. | 但这一切都可以解决。 |
| 275 | Our hands clearly need it work. | 我们的手显然需要它的工作。 |
| 276 | So we had to prepare them to shoot. | 所以我们必须让他们准备好射击。 |
| 277 | Which was pretty easy for me and Carl. | 对我来说和卡尔都很简单 |
| 278 | But for laser, not so much. | 但对于激光来说,不是太多。 |
| 279 | Oh, God. | 天呐 |
| 280 | Bro, you can make our rug out of all that hair. | 兄弟,你可以把我们的地毯弄掉 |
| 281 | This hair has been with me my whole life. | 这头发是我一辈子的 |
| 282 | But you got to do what you got to do if you want to make a million dollars. | 但你得做你必须做的 如果你想赚一百万。 |
| 283 | And now that my hands are no longer disgusting, | 现在我的手不再恶心了 |
| 284 | we're going to model for an actual magazine. | 我们要为一本真正的杂志做模特 |
| 285 | And these photos are literally going to be shown on billboards | 这些照片会出现在广告牌上 |
| 286 | all across America to promote these watches. | 在美国各地推广这些手表。 |
| 287 | That's good for fun. | 这很好玩 |
| 288 | Yeah, no pressure. | 是啊,没有压力。 |
| 289 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 290 | I mean, the watch looks good. | 我的意思是,表看起来不错。 |
| 291 | I honestly thought this was going to be easy. | 我真的觉得这很容易 |
| 292 | But we were actually horrible at this. | 但我们实际上很可怕 |
| 293 | Can I see the difference with you doing it? | 我能看出你这样做有什么区别吗? |
| 294 | Oh, what? | 或 |
| 295 | Unreal. | 不真实. |
| 296 | The product looks better because her hand doesn't shake as much. | 产品看起来更好,因为她的手没有那么摇晃. |
| 297 | And even though our photos were great, | 虽然我们的照片很棒 |
| 298 | we still got the month billboards all across the country. | 我们全国仍然有月榜 |
| 299 | And now it's finally time for the job that pays 10 million dollars per year. | 现在终于到了每年支付1000万美元的工作了. |
| 300 | That's right. | 没错 |
| 301 | I'm about to literally join the NFL. | 我马上就要加入NFL了 |
| 302 | This is literally my dream. | 这是我的梦想 |
| 303 | And if you think this is all fake, | 如果你认为这是假的, |
| 304 | here I am signing a real contract to become a | 我在这里签了个真正的合同 |
| 305 | Buccaneers的字面玩家 价值1000万美元。 | |
| 306 | It might say we're not going to pay it, | 它可能会说我们不会支付它, |
| 307 | but it at least says that dollar. | 但它至少写了美元。 |
| 308 | No, no, focus on the dollar amount. | 不,不,专注于美元金额。 |
| 309 | And now it's official. | 而今为官. |
| 310 | Congratulations. | 祝贺你 |
| 311 | So for the next 48 hours, | 所以接下来的48小时 |
| 312 | I'm officially a player. | 我正式成为一名球员. |
| 313 | You are officially a player. | 你正式成为玩家了 |
| 314 | I promise I won't let you down. | 我保证不会让你失望的 |
| 315 | I promise he will let you down. | 我保证他会让你失望的 |
| 316 | By the end of my contract, | 在我的合同结束时, |
| 317 | I'm going to be running out with the team | 我要和球队一起出局了 |
| 318 | on the field in front of 60,000 fans. | 在球场前的6万球迷。 |
| 319 | The first step is weight training. | 第一步是体重训练。 |
| 320 | It might be too light. | 可能太轻了 |
| 321 | Let's go up. | 让我们上去。 |
| 322 | I don't actually think they're paying me the 10 million dollars. | 我觉得他们没付我一千万 |
| 323 | My team's struggling. | 我的队伍在挣扎 |
| 324 | Are you a winner? | 你是赢家吗? |
| 325 | Or are you a foul? | 还是你犯规了? |
| 326 | Easy. | 慢点 |
| 327 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 328 | I've noticed they yell at you a lot when you're an NFL player. | 我注意到当你们是NFL球员时 他们对你大吼大叫 |
| 329 | Can you send it to whatever the strongest player in your team does? | 你能把它发给你团队里最强的球员吗? |
| 330 | I'm going to see if I can do what? | 我去看看我能不能做点什么? |
| 331 | He can do 12 of these. | 他可以做12个这样的。 |
| 332 | He's not a normal human. | 他不是一个正常的人。 |
| 333 | I would hate to be hit by him. | 我讨厌被他打 |
| 334 | Come on, boy. | 来吧,孩子。 |
| 335 | Good boy. | 好样的 |
| 336 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 337 | Whoo. | 呜呼. |
| 338 | Why is he at a foul so hard? | 他为什么这么难受? |
| 339 | How does this compare to their typical workouts? | 这和他们典型的锻炼有什么比较? |
| 340 | Pretty pathetic. | 相当可悲 |
| 341 | Hopefully the lightheadedness goes away. | 希望光头消失。 |
| 342 | It will. | 会的 |
| 343 | You get used to it. | 你习惯了 |
| 344 | Up next was my first practice | 接下来是我第一次练习 |
| 345 | 在坦帕湾 Buccaneers训练设施。 | |
| 346 | So naturally, I met my coach. | 自然,我遇到了我的教练。 |
| 347 | How's it going? | 怎么样? |
| 348 | Good. | 不错 |
| 349 | And my new teammates. | 还有我的新队友 |
| 350 | Me too, man. | 我也是,伙计。 |
| 351 | It's going to be shit. | 它会是狗屎。 |
| 352 | My kids love you. | 我的孩子爱你。 |
| 353 | I love your girls. | 我爱你的女儿们 |
| 354 | The candy bars. | 糖果条。 |
| 355 | The car will come. | 车会来的 |
| 356 | It's up to you. | 由你决定. |
| 357 | Yeah, it's up to you. | 是啊,这取决于你。 |
| 358 | And my new teammates couldn't believe I actually signed with the team. | 我的新队友都不敢相信 我居然和球队签约了 |
| 359 | So I showed them my contract to prove it. | 所以我向他们出示了我的合同来证明 |
| 360 | Is this the same one you guys signed? | 这是你们签的吗? |
| 361 | I think I'm more money than me. | 我想我的钱比我还多 |
| 362 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 363 | But if you read, it says, | 但是如果你读,它说, |
| 364 | unless canceled in 48 hours, | 除非48小时后取消 |
| 365 | we're starting to cancel. | 我们开始取消。 |
| 366 | Yeah, look at that. | 是啊,看看那个。 |
| 367 | The five guys. | 五个人 |
| 368 | The parentheses for sure. | 当然是括号 |
| 369 | Hey, your official welcome to Tampa Bay. | 嘿,你正式欢迎来到坦帕湾。 |
| 370 | Oh, thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 371 | My new teammates over here. | 我的新队友在这里。 |
| 372 | These guys make us look like children. | 这些人让我们看起来像孩子 |
| 373 | They're so big. | 他们是那么大。 |
| 374 | Look at the size comparison. | 看大小比较. |
| 375 | I'll be honest, I've never played football before. | 老实说,我从来没踢过足球 |
| 376 | So they threw me on his kicker, which. | 所以他们把我扔到他的踢球手身上 |
| 377 | Oh, yeah. | 对 |
| 378 | Oh, I was terrible at it. | 哦,我真的很讨厌它。 |
| 379 | Mr. | 劳伦斯先生 |
| 380 | Beast, we need you out. | 野兽,我们需要你出去。 |
| 381 | We got to get ready for tomorrow. | 我们必须准备好明天。 |
| 382 | You're right, you're right, you're right. | 尔时善财菩萨. |
| 383 | I'll keep it. | 我会留着它。 |
| 384 | And since I've never played quarterback before either, | 因为我从来没有玩过四分卫 |
| 385 | I just threw one up as far as I could. | 我只是尽我所能扔了一个 |
| 386 | Let's touch down. | 举拂子曰. |
| 387 | In case you didn't know, | 如果你不知道的话 |
| 388 | the team I just joined is the same team | 我刚刚加入的队伍是同一支队伍 |
| 389 | Tom Brady won the Super Bowl with. | 汤姆·布雷迪随队赢得了超级碗. |
| 390 | So I thought it'd be funny to surprise him. | 所以我觉得给他惊喜会很有趣 |
| 391 | Oh, we got him. | 哦,我们得到了他。 |
| 392 | Tom. | 汤姆 |
| 393 | Oh, I almost got hit. | 我差点被击中了 |
| 394 | Team B, what's up, baby? | B队,怎么了,宝贝? |
| 395 | What's up, Team B, bro? | 怎么样,B队,兄弟? |
| 396 | I have a friend here who, | 我这里有个朋友 |
| 397 | my literally die of happiness if you say hi to him. | 如果你跟他打个招呼 我就会为幸福而死 |
| 398 | You can't do this to me. | 你不能这样对我 |
| 399 | After that, our practice just evolved into shenanigans. | 在那之后,我们的做法 刚刚演变成Shenanigans。 |
| 400 | My god! | 天呐! |
| 401 | Little man! | 小个子! |
| 402 | Oh, three! | 哦,三个! |
| 403 | Two small. | 两个小。 |
| 404 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 405 | You could go back to film it. | 你可以回去拍摄了 |
| 406 | Yeah, you guys, let's see off. | 是啊,伙计们,让我们走开。 |
| 407 | Some people still had some questions about my two day contract. | 有些人对我两天的合同还有些疑问 |
| 408 | So afterwards, the buck set up a press conference for me. | 之后,那小子给我开了个记者招待会 |
| 409 | We obviously have a big game. | 我们显然有一个大游戏。 |
| 410 | I'm expecting very serious questions on it. | 我期待非常严肃的问题。 |
| 411 | Is this just a publicity stunt? | 这只是个宣传技巧吗? |
| 412 | Why are you really here? | 你来这干嘛? |
| 413 | To make the best video possible? | 要让最好的视频可能? |
| 414 | Yes, it's a publicity stunt. | 是的,这是一个宣传特技。 |
| 415 | I clearly am not an NFL player. | 我显然不是NFL球员 |
| 416 | Jimmy, how does it feel being on a YouTube? | 吉米,在YouTube上感觉如何? |
| 417 | It feels great. | 感觉很好 |
| 418 | To be honest, they've accepted me way more than I thought. | 老实说,他们比我想象的还要接受我 |
| 419 | How much playing time are you expecting? | 你期待多少时间? |
| 420 | Um, none. | 嗯,没有。 |
| 421 | And after explaining over and over again that it's just a stunt, | 经过反复解释 这只是个特技 |
| 422 | I went to go get measured. | 我去测量一下 |
| 423 | Six, four and a half. | 6,4个半. |
| 424 | Carl, you're six, five. | 卡尔,你六,五。 |
| 425 | I'm six, five. | 我六五岁了 |
| 426 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 对,对,对 |
| 427 | These measurements are key, | 这些测量是关键 |
| 428 | so that my gear and my uniform are all custom fitted. | 我的装备和制服都是定制的 |
| 429 | This actually looks so good. | 这看起来真不错 |
| 430 | There we go. | 开始了 |
| 431 | And now that I'm suited up, | 现在我适合了 |
| 432 | it's time for the official game, dude. | 现在是正式比赛的时候了,伙计。 |
| 433 | I still don't know why they're letting me do this, | 我还是不知道他们为什么让我这么做 |
| 434 | but hey, thanks, mox. | 但是,谢谢,摩克斯。 |
| 435 | Are you surprised that let me join the team? | 你惊讶让我加入球队吗? |
| 436 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 437 | That's my first football I've ever signed. | 这是我签过的第一个足球 |
| 438 | Jimmy's about to come out any second now. | 吉米马上就要出来了 |
| 439 | I think that's why we're here. | 我想这就是我们来这里的原因 |
| 440 | They say if you get up by 100, I can play a play. | 他们说,如果你起床100, 我可以玩一个游戏。 |
| 441 | Do me a favor and get up super high. | 帮我个忙,高高起来 |
| 442 | It's his first game and probably his last. | 这是他的第一场比赛,也可能是他的最后一场比赛. |
| 443 | Definitely his last. | 绝对是他最后的 |
| 444 | How is this happening? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 445 | And since this is the only NFL game | 由于这是唯一的NFL游戏 |
| 446 | I'll ever be a part of, | 我永远不会成为其中的一部分, |
| 447 | the team actually let me leave them out the tunnel. | 球队实际上让我让他们离开隧道。 |
| 448 | That's our friends. | 这是我们的朋友。 |
| 449 | Let's not get right over my players. | 别让我的球员搞砸 |
| 450 | Is this the best day of your life? | 这是你一生中最好的一天吗? |
| 451 | This is the best day of my life. | 这是我一生中最美好的一天。 |
| 452 | Where you pass by the players? | 你从哪里经过的球员? |
| 453 | Jimmy's an NFL player. | 吉米是NFL球员. |
| 454 | How's it going? | 怎么样? |
| 455 | Let's go ball. | 让我们去球。 |
| 456 | I won't let you guys down. | 我不会让你们失望的 |
| 457 | If I'm probably long in play, don't. | 如果我可能很长的时间玩,不要。 |
| 458 | That's a big play. | 这是一个很大的剧本。 |
| 459 | Let's play football. | 让我们踢足球。 |
| 460 | Huge shout out to the Buccaneers | 大喊大叫的布坎纳人 |
| 461 | for making me an official NFL player. | 让我成为NFL的正式选手 |
| 462 | It's honestly a good thing I didn't play | 老实说 幸好我没弹 |
| 463 | because if they hit me, I probably would have died. | 因为如果他们打我,我可能会死。 |
| 464 | I won't let you guys down. | 我不会让你们失望的 |
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